Try Not to Laugh: Military Fails & Funny TikToks (Marine Reacts)
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I'm active duty Navy and you can definitely tell which officers were prior enlisted and which ones went officer straight away. Prior enlisted have way more respect.
...and competency, you forgot simple, basic, competency.
"Sir, please just set the compass down and step away slowly."
Back in the c-ration days, the box came with a pack of 4 cigarettes. If you weren't a smoker, you could trade that for almost anything a smoker had.
You traded those cigs for their toilet paper, because those tiny little rolls were never enough. I wonder what the smokers did for TP.
@@ryanlucas3907 shatinabush
@@ryanlucas3907 carried a thick paperback novel wrapped in ton of plastic. Never an old MCI course.
Ok yeah and what do we do with that?
Hell yeah Jamesons your looking more comfortable infront of the camera with every video
He disappeared real quick like when the one guy started talking about the stereotypical marine.
Well he wore a gimp suit and mask in most of his old vhs movies he was in
In bootcamp we would use cough drops as currency. Once they became contraband, they just inflated in value haha
You can't eat coughdrops?! Why?
Me and this guy was on trash police call at Ft Dix in 1982 I fould this small bag of weed he tare up a cigarette smoked that in a NY min This is this is the first time a have mentioned this.
Recruit candy is what we caller it in San Diego
@@dendanskehelt4296 insanely late reply but some prescription cough drops are basically a mixed drink in candy form.
@@blackwoodsecurity531 So you could get drunk from eating too many? They would have been popular in Soviet Denmark.
Oh hell no that T.T. with her admitting she lied should be an Automatic Dishonorable Discharge.
4:54
There is this movie on Netflix called "Sand Castle", its about a US Army grunt, that enlisted a few weeks or months before 9/11, is in the war on terror, and hates being in the military at the start of the movie, so he deliberately slams his hand in a humvee door to try to get out on a medical condition...it doesn't get him out. Again, all at the start of the movie. This is all based on a true story.
I have friends in every branch, and that one about what they were in high school is dead on target.
Edit: Fucc my life guy was too real, lol.
Bruh, TOO real
JT, what does your family think of you spending so much time on TikTok for the videos? 😆
ah its a phase it will pass. always looking for new ideas.
@@JamesonsTravels don't you know that tiktok is an app that's controlled by the ccp behind the scene, to launch their propaganda. It's part of their psychological warfare or what they have been upholding the strategy of infinite war.
To the make matter worse, tiktok is probably installed with "backdoor" to spy. As a former seal member, are you too unsuspicious in front of your enemy in a mental warfare.
@@JamesonsTravels you may know how to tackle a fight, but you know nothing about a war.
@@ericluk68 Its not that deep, he's just reacting to videos. He doesn't even have a tikrok account.
I was in back in 77 and a guy came into the skipper's quarterdeck and said "sir I have a declaration to make. I'm gay" to which the skipper grinned and dropped his drawers. The sailor turned white as a sheet and ran out the door. The skipper laughed his ass off. He was an old Vietnam pilot.
Regarding the "making extra mone" tips. My dad joined the Airforce at 17 and came from a family of 13 kids. Growing up in the '50s they had few luxuries and he worked his butt off and also had to sew clothes and iron clothes. In his barracks he used to iron the shirts and polish the boots of his squad mates and charge them for cigarettes. He didn't smoke 😉 When they were stuck on base and their cigarettes ran out, he used to sell it back to them at a profit.
I kept that in mind when I did my national service. Out base PX used to get a delivery once a month or sometimes even every 6 weeks and ran out of cigarettes within the 1st 2 weeks post delivery. We had no off base leave during basic and as I had learned to iron and press clothes at a young age, I used the same technique. Had guys from other platoons coming to me to have their stuff ironed and dress uniforms pressed. I didn't have a lot of leisure time as I was usually ironing while other guys were messing around, but I more than doubled my pay 😁
When I was in 2002-2006, my units while in garrison would have a sensing session twice a year. This would be equivalent to a rating system from the bottom up. Those of us E1-E6 would voice our concerns and suggest ways to overcome the concerns, some of these would be implemented and others just ignored.
My military school gave us ibuprofen whenever we had issues, I ended up developing stomach issues from it, some days I was throwing up 5x a day
have it. gerd and inflammed stomach. long term can increase heart attack risk by the way
What country are you from??
@@phyo1716 American
I feel that last dude's pain.... Live in the desert. Deploy to the desert. Come home to the desert.
The funny part for me was being Hawaiian thinking there was a ocean just a mile away for the first 3yrs. White Sands Missile Range is the biggest tease
I had a guy in my unit when I was in that lived in 29 Palms and when it came time for CAX, he would have drive out to Miramar (where our unit was located) to go back to 29 Palms. Then when it was all said and done, he'd go back with us to Miramar just so that he could get back into his car to drive back to 29 Palms.
@@Riceball01 well its half right, you have the beach, just not the ocean.
I recall in Week 6, field week, this dude gets a big ole box of homemade Rice Krispy treats as a care package. Drill SGT Alexander said sure, go ahead, sell away. So he sold each of us, well some of us ate four or five, and paid him. Then DS Alexander smoked us for an hour, then made the seller donate the money to the American Red Cross. Damn those were some good treats though.
Medboard girl has a disclosure on the bottom of her vid saying she’s not actually getting medboarded
As a Former enlisted Marine who became an officer after 10 years (six more years as an officer), I can state that officers are somewhat aware of the problem with careerism, but it's a pretty big dillemma for officers. An officer who focuss on mission and the welbeing of his men tends to be the officer who gets passed over. The few who are pretty good at doing the right thing in addition to satisfying the careerist requirements get the reputation for being the "real good" officers because they are just the best who actually survive.
I think it would be much better if they allowed Captains and field grade officers to continue their service longer, promoted or not, and the military should reverse the stupid trend which has gone way too far of rewarding officers for getting advanced civilian degrees rather than officers who can demonstrate actual tactical and operational knowledge and understanding.
And I haven't even begun to address the damage done by civil authority imposed political correctness or wokism...Any good officers surviving the other advancement policy errors now have a snowballs chance in Hell to avoid the purges implemented by wokeness.
I was an active duty Marine. But, I think I may have had a different experience with officers than most since I was in the air wing. I was an aircraft mech and all of our officers were pilots. So they treated us pretty damn well because they know they can't fly with a broken aircraft. Every once in a while we'd get a new Lt out of flight school that was full of himself treating the enlisted like garbage. "Got a (non-essential) training flight today? Sorry sir you're plane's down flight ops will have to reschedule your mission."
Been there done that have the tshirt!
Med boarded no, charged with fraud for actively defrauding their country. There should be an easy way out for dropouts though because you don’t want that guy/girl covering your back and you don’t want to pay them off forever with fraud. If they are honest about it and that they are willing to take the loss then they should be able to go.
They have a place for people like that you get to finish out your contract sweeping floors at the base.
You signed a contract with a commitment the army invested at least $100,000 in your training and you're like well I don't want it your investment is screwed I'm going home
It says in the bottom left “not actually getting med boarded*”
@@80_eighty47 The sarcasm still fails...
Puts me in mind of “Black Friday - Dark Dawn I” during the Moment of Truth Briefing, where the Doctor threatens to send you home under fraudulent conditions, thus reducing your chances of getting a good job or into a good college to zero.
Did you notice her vid was a joke? When she was going to give the secret to med boarding her connection “froze” I watched because I was shocked she would incriminate herself and then the fake circle of death appeared. She had me there for a moment 🤣😂🤣😂
I went to Army boot camp in 2018. Our currency was cough drops. Wanted our fire guard shift covered by your battle buddy? 10 cough drops no problem! Hand warmer? Cough drops should do it! Part of your MRE? Give me 5 cough drops! Eventually the Drill Sergeants noticed bags and bags and bags of zero-sugar cough drops coming in the mail. Sugar cough drops were equal to like 4 zero-sugar cough drops! Ah good old days!
The "silver bullet" Marine sounded like he was impersonating old pervert Mr. Herbert from Family Guy.
lol. i am sure there are multi uses for the term.
The threat of the silver bullet is super real.
@@yugiuhij989 As XO for a MCT company at SOI Camp Pendleton I appreciated the extra motivation provided by the threat of the silver bullet. It actually was used and it wasn't very rare. The company GySgt and myself brought up the rear rounding up stragglers and such.
Those young privates did not like the humps, but for all the ncos, myself and the CO they got real old cycle after cycle after cycle.
Junior NCO, Officers are typically very respectful to you and will help out if you ask. Mustangs are highly respected. Love the videos man!
Boy things have changed since 92.
I LIKE IT!
“Back in the old days” yeah sitting in the barracks drinking beer and watching Heartbreak Ridge and then you all ran in and took long California showers together.
There is an unofficial evaluation system that allows juniors to evaluate seniors at all levels. Most of the time, it doesn't really matter but if there IS a problem in the unit, it'll get straight quick!
Just wanted to point out that the "med board" woman has "I'm not actually getting med boarded" under her video
Exactly he didn’t post the whole TikTok took part of it to make a video
May be the case but just a few days ago angry cops did a video of someone really trying to tell people to do this. That bullshit isnt funny.
You're dry sense of humour is sublime and my mind works twice as fast watching these jewels thinking of all the other situations and snapshots that are simply screaming out for the Jameson juice, please don't go anywhere soon and best wishes from Dave, Cambridge, England..
When I was in (77-89) the "Silver Bullet" was a big silver syringe full of "Spectinomycin" for treating gonorrhea. Which was then fazed out in 1989.
😂😂my dad is a certified handyman and when I explained to him that military grade means pretty much barely working. And I’m being nice when I say barely, he couldn’t believe it
Catch 22!, the best example of upper echelon stupidity I can think of.
Copenhagen in a tin can (was in plastic cans while I was stationed overseas) while on deployment was like gold. I remember guys on the ship paying $50 a can.
Lt. Colonel Conduct Unbecoming needs to be courtmartialed. Also, he's using a Chinese Intelligence app, is he a Chinese agent? All these Tictocers need to be courtmartialed.
Also noted that he has a problem with females in this video but none of the men.
He's a misogynistic guy
Yep we pulled some sh-t on everyone till it came back to you lol
Don't you remember asking for a "emergency head call" DI's would tell you I don't hear no sirens it can't be an emergency, You would start running around trying to imitate a siren before being excused.
I did not buy a car ever while I was in the USMC. And I made BANK. When I got out, I had @$35,000 to $40,000. I ate on base always. But went out and drank like a fish and only spent maybe $100 a month. Oh the 80's and being overseas for the most part was AMAZING.
SEMPER FI BROTHERS FOREVER
3:16 note the footnote at the bottom left of the screen: she's joking.
Dude went from marine to reacting to tiktok videos on youtube
If you've been in for less than a year you can get out for failure to adapt in the Marine Corps I told a girl that one day and two weeks later she came back telling me she's getting discharged I felt bad I told her how to do it
Hahaha! Classic! Ibuprofen, drink water, change yer socks. Cure all’s...🤣
There was a running gag at the 2D ANGLICO motor pool where they'd get a guy into a conversation right at the edge of the vehicle bay. So one Marine is in the bay, the other is just outside. Meanwhile, the Marine who was being set up didn't realize there were 2 marines on the roof, (about 2.5 stories up) that had filled a garbage can with water. We had the big 75 gallon plastic cans. And well, they almost got me once. But at the last second I realized what was happening and jumped away and the water barely got my sleeve. After they got Gunny Nixon from 2D Force Recon, they stopped doing it. He was in camies he'd just picked up from the cleaners. All those perfect creases were gone. And he went berserk.
Marine was taking his crayon flavored protein powder
10:29 LOL Mr. Jameson really doesn’t care
15:10 "Short Polish guy, hung like a mule" sounds awefully specific xD
If you ain't complimenting the boys, are you even boys?
@@CrustedPork We will never know.
3:25 You always have to read the fine print. In this case, bottom left of her frame says "im not actually getting medboarded". That is all.
I went through the MedBoard process. She most definitely got found out. They find everything.
Joined the USAF(98), first 3 yrs in Japan crewing jets and going on deployments loved it!!! Next 3 yrs at Cannon AFB in NM, only thing I looked forward to there was finding a poundcake in my MRE. I couldn't believe it was the same Air Force...learned a lot of great skills and it was the people whom I worked with that really made it great.
I think we need another Angry Cops reaction one of these days. These videos are great, but Angry Cops really seems to have you rolling in some of the videos you have done in the past haha
Jameson drank the spit cup 😳
It happens...my brother used to dip all throughout my house when I was a kid
3:48 … You do know that that specialist joked about working the VA, right?
Get queued up for that
DO NOT BRING CANDY BACK AND PUT IT IN YOUR LOCKER
Guy at bootcamp sold a bag of M&Ms for 45$. Lol
Folks would pay $20 if you took their fire guard duty. If you could deal with it you'd get a decent bonus pay lol.
Why did you have to roast her for being ugly 🤣 that killed me . He had no other comment on the video or what it was about
It's called choices. The hard fact is the tax payer paid good $ to train me & turn me from a useless stump to somebody w/ skills. We owe the tax payer a return on their $. At least that's the way I looked at it.
Back in my day in the Corps, to get a rifle turned in to the armory after cleaning you had to put a $5 in the breech or you would have to clean it for hours.
With the supply/CIF thing.. When i went to CIF when i was PCSing, i only had to turn in my MOPP gear. They said it was dirty. I got a BRAND NEW UNOPENED PAIR back. They still said it was dirty. Took tape to it and said there was dust on it and kicked me back.
I was on the USS NASSAU, A dude got a Dear John Letter, And opened it up and read it while on the toilet. A Dear John on the John. You KNOW His life ain't right to this day.
I always took 4 cartons is pall malls at $16 a carton. $10 a pack, mad cash. That was for a two week field training.
Army MP from 1990 -1997 the medical skit with Ibuprofen is so true. Also Tetracycline the other go to drug.
I remember we started piling some cash together and we almost had 1 guy take a swig from the spit cup, but he backed out......smart move
And now y'all know what Marine candy is 🤣🤣🤣
Recruit during history training: "Sir, this recruit requests permission to make an emergency head call"
DI: " Emergency, I don't see a fire. Sit back down!"
There's no fire, but the hose was spraying all inside the theater seats. Who needs sunscreen when your caked with dirt all day long.
They did the coasties dirty
When I was in, all of my officers were fantastic, barring two. A company commander that had command just long enough for it to count so they could promote him to major and put him in a back office, and a warrant who thought he was special and that rules didn't apply to him.
I was still in the old squad bays and we had a very short hairy Marine who didn't believe farts would burn. He went out in town ate a bunch of beans, lots of beer, pickled eggs and went back to the Barracks and the guys who didn't go out for off duty time, we heard all this noise so we went down to see what was going on. That short Marine was also one hairy Ape. He dropped his drawers and pulled his legs up and lite a lighter and farted and a great big blue flame shot out and like the cartoons where a cat or dog caught its tail or butt on fire and slided around on the floor to try to put out the fire. That Barracks smelled like burnt hair for a month or 2.
My side hustle was cutting hair.. had the trimmers from the PX and did the cuts in the bathroom. Started in basic and was half the cost of getting another cut from the barber.
The chick with the med board, on the bottom of the screen it says "Im not actually getting medboarded".
LOL When I went to basic training it turned out, in the entire company, I was the only person that knew how to sew. I made a killing!
Ah! I absolutely paid a guy! Hilarious.
Done jacked up, got the Infidel Nora clan coming after you
Right? Lmaoooo
People change their mind in prison too but you made a commitment.
7:45 "Now, that stuff wouldn't be _as_ funny in the civilian world..."
Me, a civilian named Major: 😂😂😂
I agree!!
7:00. When I was underway, I'd stock pile a 1-2 cartons of cigarette's even though I didn't smoke. The ship's store sold them for like $15 per pack. I'd sell mine for $10. Turned a profit pretty much every patrol lol.
I had a snickers business in basic training. I made a few bucks. 😂
I once saw a sidewinder doing 25 @ NTC and a cobra taken nap in Doha.
You have a lot of nerve talking about looks 😂😂😂
Chick with the medboard….. even tho your paperwork is signed….. you’re not safe until you are OUT. At any given moment they can take it back. Had a SGT who got 100% and they hit her with a dishonorable and knocked back to a fuzzy right at the very end.
And even then you’re not safe. Your ratings can drop if you’re not doing what you need to do.
"30 year full bird taking direction from an "EX-JARHEAD"? WTH?
Poor man, he probably doesnt have that truck anymore lol.
This one really hit the spot and made my day. Ooohhhh the memories!!!!
Officers viewed deployments as promotion pack busters when I was in
Back in 2011, we were slingin' Skittles, Cookies, and any other sweets we could get our hands on 🤣🤣 for like $10-20 a pop. They sell pretty easy to troops that are hungry af at 2100
Are their drills not dumping their lockers? We could not keep ANY food in our lockers. We’d get dumped for a jelly packet.
We need 150 Million more like you Sir. Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸
My friend was a green beret and a sniper, he said that American sniper took him 4 days to watch because it was so realistic.
Had a lot that put copenhagen on his top lip, it stuck out and you'd stare at it when he was talking to you.
It's funny how prison has the same form of goods for sale.
3:45 clearly shows in bottom left corner of her Tik Tok she isn't being Medboarded.
Big tactical mistake, you’re sitting next to a window...
The ibuprofen is too accurate
3:15 brush your teeth with a loaded pistol. 13:45 name says it all. “Skater”
Man I’m going into the Marine Corps, i ship off in November to BT and I absolutely love watching your videos. You’re an awesome CZcams who definitely deserves more spotlight, keep it up!
I was all excited about the ground up evaluation idea. Then I remembered that we ignored officers anyway.
most accurate movie scene period is Jarhead and wacking it in the porta shitter
Social media in general: Bad, stupid
TikTok: Bad and stupid x1000
When you mentioned, "Need Bottum up evaluation." I wish they did have that when I was in. When I was in 3/505th We started calling our Platoon Leader, Lt Friendly Fire. We went to Ft. Irwin and he told us we have to treat the training like we would in a real combat situation. Well, those who served know that Fort Irwin, at least in the 1980s was like a very expensive Laser Tag game. Every time we went out to the field LT Friendly Fires sensors would go off. After a while, one of the graders there asked our LT if he thought maybe he was not cut out to be in the Infantry.
The guy 13 minutes in with the termometer did the voice of "Herbert the Pervert" from Family guy.... Just so u know , old timer :-)
love your vids , Respect from Sweden
I feared the ole thermometer up the port hole so I drank my water. Got pulled to the side for looking pale after an evening hump in Quantico but passed the observation. Close call!
USMC 1966-1969 Ain't nothin' changed.
My Dad served in the Army for 20 years, and told me to do whatever I wanted, just don't join the Army...so, I joined the Marines.