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- Samurai Cop - A deadly "Code of Silence" sweeps through Los Angeles as gang violence erupts,taking no prisoners and leaving no witnesses alive. The police find themselves outgunned and out-sword-ed by Fujiyama's infamous Katana gang.
1991. Stars: Robert Z'Dar, Mathew Karedas (Matt Hannon, Mike Nelson), Mark Frazer, Janis Farley
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My wife: Whats a Samurai Cop?
Me: It means Japanese Policeman
I see you’re fluent in Japanese
@@ian0903he clearly knows what Katana means so yeah, obviously.
😂😂😂😂
Who speaks fluent Japanese!!
"Why did you come under"
"' 'Cause I'm an undercover cop"
I'm dead
The dialogue from the nurse is award winning writing, the holy grail of art.
17:56 - that reaction face straight to camera is truly beautiful.
That honestly was hot!
No way, his lips are burned
She kinda looks like a blonde early 90s Emma Stone.
Pulp Fiction wishes to be this amazing with dialogue 😂
You know a film is going to be of the highest quality when it starts with a synth spamming the pentatonic scale like they've just discovered it.
"Bad movie" comedy should definitely be a genre of its own
But it's only truly funny if it's *unintentionally* bad
When civilization finally faces its fiery demise, aeons in the future, I want this to be the only reminder of humanity's existence..
I’d go with Troll 2
If you make it to the end of the movie, YOU win an Oscar!
I lost
It’s easy to finish the best movie ever made
@@tylergnosis2581
You win a Razzie.
Give me an oscar
@@kevinoleary9361
It's in the mail. With your pizza rolls.
There is one thing this film does well - it has that early 90s dream like haze and summery brightness, it's exactly the same haze and lighting scheme from my childhood
maybe thats why i enjoy this so much, it makes me feel like a kid again
Exactly@@justsumguy8193
Samurai Cop is my new guilty pleasure. "It's so bad it's good" is a beautiful way of describing this hot mess. The dialogue, the delivery, the cinematography all borders on parody, which to me is the perfect recipe for an unironic comedy masterpiece. The most polished piece of this turd is the soundtrack, which is better than it has any right to be. Samurai Cop is way funnier than most comedies these days, and it's all accidental. I'm so glad the YT algorithm brought me here. Seriously, sit down with a pizza and laugh your ass off from start to finish.
My thoughts exactly
I needed something to cheer me up and this didn't disappoint!
I tried getting this point across to a friend of mine, but no matter how I articulate it, he doesn't believe in ''it's so bad it's good''.
For him it's just bad and that's the end of it.
I'm sad I can't share the joy that is watching this kind of golden schlock with him.
I’m just told my friend who sent this “gift” to me (he explained it just like you did) “I’m a minute into this and I’m DYING over the music!”😂
So for the main character, he actually cut his hair prematurely, thinking he was done filming. However, he was notified that there was more filming that still needed to be done, so he's wearing a wig in some of the scenes LMAO.
In the fight scene at 47:41 the wig fully falls off!! 🤣
@@ThePeejoh my god you’re right
Lmao. Makes sense. Awesomely bad movie.😂😂
@@ThePeej that's hilarious
When Robert Z'Dar is the top-billed star, you know it's going to be a good film.
His top movie Maniac Cop is the classic.
"What does ramen mean?"
"It means Japanese spaghetti."
Hilariously, he's not wrong. I Googled it. Katana literally means "sword" in Japanese. Ergo, Japanese Sword. 😂
Nothing can beat 80's & early 90's atmosphere
The 70’s porneraaaa
The cops wife, Sally, who had her throat cut, delivered the best acting out of anyone in the entire movie in her roughly 2 minutes of screen time.
My husband and I are laughing so hard. A great way to start the week 😂
The rifftrax live version is hilarious 😅
@@only257the ❤1aAqqq😅😅
@@only257lll0lpl0p00
I'm
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You’re not married. Imaginary wife.
Definitely one of the greatest action movies of the late 80’s/early 90’s!
Should have been nominated for an Oscar!!! Masterpiece!
it was nominated and it won! Pay attention!
With a budget of roughly 7,000 USD and an income of 384,000 USD, it’s up there with some of the most profitable films of modern times.
11:04 "Ya got him."
The facial expression from Joe 😂
I love how it’s a Japanese gang and yet none of them are Japanese apart from the boss 😅
Okamura is Japanese too. He's the only one besides Fujiyama lol
I think Zidar's character is also supposed to be Japanese even tho he's clearly a white guy lolololol
I might stop by later so keep it warm.
Best line ever.
The sex innuendos in this movie are funny and straight forward.
This is the greatest film in cinematic history. How many academy awards did this win. So much better than Lethal Weapon
The most diverse Asian gang ever, they were ahead of their time
Somehow it's more fun than 90 percent of the today's movies.
Why are the sex scenes cut out from the movie? Are you nuts? They are brilliant! If Amir was alive, he would sue you.
Once you’ve seen those black bikini briefs you’re glad the scenes were cut!
Whoever uploaded this probably edited them out fearing that CZcams might flag the video for nudity or something.
When I really think about it, it actually takes a lot of skill to make a movie this bad and still be entertaining
Easily one of my favorite bad movies of all time. It's always a treat to watch. Thanks for the upload!
What do you mean bad? This is amazing!
Have you seen the sequel?
@@ryanjofre haha let me rephrase that then, my favorite GOOD bad movie 😁
bad?
@@gimli2642 It’s so bad that’s approaching pure comedy!
It’s next level awful!
“Stay back this guy is mine!!”
Promptly gets kicked in the balls.
I laughed so hard at that part. Swinging that bat around and immediately getting kicked in the nuts hahaha
47:40 the wig comes off, lol
🥴🫠😌
Good catch 😂🤣
You can say what you want, they did with 7000$ a full Movie and it's better than Marvel and DC
Surely you can’t be serious?
No, it isn't. Don't be ridiculous.
I hate comments like this. This is clearly not better than those films.
@@Laissez-faire402it IS better than those films. They look better because they have a lot of special effects and top billed "stars", but the acting and the script are crap
The ‘club up my ass’ analogy was too detailed to be only an analogy.
This movie is the reason I've applied to join the police.
I like watching these movies cuz it reminds me of watching old action movies with my pops, good times....
fucking masterpiece. laughed my ass off drunk sober and hangover. good shit.
"This gift. This...black gift."
The captain tells the lawyer to get a job. lololol the dude already has a job
I can't believe Matt Hannon wasn't at least nominated for a best actor Oscar® for his performance in this movie! What fine acting skills!
Yeah sure buddy,
nominated for a best actor in a cheap azz film like this
@@crimedramadvdhotspot7720That was sarcasm, dude.
What's a katana?
@@crimedramadvdhotspot7720 You wish you could act as good as this dude!
@@DonovenGrey it means Japanese sword
What does: "undisputed best movie of all time" mean in japanese?
"It means Samurai Cop"
Love how all the characters sound like their dialogue was captured using entirely different sets of equipment, ranging from an empty tin can and a pocket tape recorder, up to a WalMart microphone held half an inch away from the mouth.
This movie reminds me of something that would have been a Sega CD game from digital pictures, ala Ground Zero Texas or Night Trap
I'm amazed this wasn't nominated for an Oscar the acting story choreography amazing 😂
An absolute cinematic masterpiece!!!
Thank you CZcams for this gift, this black gift of a video
Bless this youtube channel for having a legendary movie.
The youtube ads have more budget than this whole movie
17:37 “Bingo” 😂😂😂
Finally, someone uploaded this one of hollywoods greatest film, thanx
Scorsese and Tarantino learned a lot about cinema from this movie
This is legendary. Aside from the often discussed scenes, it’s also amazing how the assortment of bad guys can’t shoot for shit!
Katana. It means Japanese sword
It sure does
I was sure it meaned room stick
It's incredible they managed to make a movie which so consistently fails in every aspect of film making for it's entirety.
Wow. This is definitely one of the movies.
Somehow, Samurai Cop can shoot bullets angrier than anyone I've ever seen...
THANKS FOR UPLOADING THIS CULT CLASSIC
"he speaks fluent Japanese" / "So this Yamaha or Omaha or whatever"
It’s like the director told them “I want you to show emotion when delivering the lines that don’t require it, and show no emotion with the lines that absolutely require it”
Don’t like your own comment…Please
@@Mildredpotka I didn’t, just a fan of mine
All the sarcastic, facetious & snarky comments in the comment section don’t realize this movie is considered a Masterpiece of American filmmaking in Japan!
Omg 45:40 funny af! Didn’t add the sound of the revolver but the trigger has been pulled. Losing my shit watching this show hahaha
Good god 😂😂😂😂😂
This movie made me rethink my entire life
Or at least an hour and a half of it
The part that I feel like is overlooked is when the cop said call security 💀
You think he can check a whole hospital on his own?
@@JannahSWT 🤷🏻♂️
Joe: “Do you hear something?”
Frank: “No, is that him?”
Joe: “I guess so, looks like this is his last f**k.”
Frank: “Let him finish it then.”
Joe: (Charges gun) “Hell no.”
"Ah, the Episcopal church. That's very nice."
16:44 - Tremendous line delivery from Steve as he watches over things at Babe Hospital. Also worth noting this is a heavily cut version and doesn't feature some of the most genuinely erotic love scenes ever committed to film.
Ah. Well I came here for the tits. Thanks for sparing me the disappointment.
This is just the best movie i ever watched a masterpiece 🎉
One of the greatest bad movies ever. Every scene is a disaster.
these movies were great back then. But with today's technology they really look bad now. They used to be really enjoyable.
Why is the Japanese Crime Boss speaking in some kind of Latino Native American Accent?
10:19 their car has a flat lol
😂😂😂😂
1990...
The 80's mullet was still so popular.
For 1991,
this entire film looked like it was shot 5 years before its release.
“I’m gonna catch is some bad guys” beautiful
5:28 - "Or Peggy, the girl cop." lol
came for a laugh, left wanting part 2
That's what she said
There is a sequel.....
@@Foodisgood no way
oh my god!🤭
Each scene seems to be edited at the end of the camera shot.
So there always seems to be something funny like the actors freezing in place waiting for director to say cut
What happened? You out or in?
- Baby, I'm always in.
heheheheeh great converstion.
This has a real I need to launder my drug money feel to it 😂😂😂
this is the only complete and clean audio version available. i bought the rifftrax version on prime before i knew what i had done. would have rather gotten a RLM version for my money.
Thank you for posting this here
Making it till the end is an achievement 😂
Are you talking about the audience or the actors? Lol
A full upload finally! Thank you!
It's advertised as full, but it's heavily edited.
Not full, unfortunately
Saw this in 1991 after release, renting it from Dollar Video in DeKalb Illinois which carried all kinds of, ahem, "quality" films. Also saw this about 15 years ago during a movie fest with friends. And now today. Most entertaining, and is a worthy contender for best awful film. Laughably bad dialogue.
That opening theme sounds like something from the title screen of a Super Nintendo game.
Nah, Sega Genesis because of the muffled sound.
Yeah, more like a Sega Genesis game. But it does indeed sound like retro video game music lol
This is cinematic magic.😲
I love D list exploitation films and the late 80s/early 90s ones are arguably the peak of the genre. I'd seen bizarre memes and reactions pics from this film but have never actually seen it. Thanks for uploading
Tbh I am having a blast watching this, love the 80/90s vibes and I can feel the cast having fun! This is a good time! Samurai Cop rulez!
That intro music, reminds me of the old contra opening theme.😂
This is Lethal Weapon on LSD.
It’s all fun and games until Robert Z’Dar rolls up in a Suzuki Samurai
greatest action movie ever made.
When did the bald headed Chinese guy running with the suitcase with no clothes on, have time to get dressed in black and shoes on so quickly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am also speaking fluent Japanese.
Fujiyama means Japanese mountain
Mitsubishi means Japanese car
Nissin means Japanese pasta
Tofu means Japanese vegan
See?!
- You promised to buy me thise Japanese pearls
- did i?
- yes
- a favor is a favor
- ok
😂😂😂😂😂
Frank gets all the best lines “information about my butt?”
This is so good it cured my depression
28:32 gold!!!!
😂😂😂😂
1:25:50 That song fits so great to the part where you see the dead villain (it doesn't fit the movie for sure), like a melancholic 90s music video.
The big guy in the small box is such a big reveal
Thank you thank you thank you for uploading!!!!
This is the best classic martial arts crime action movie ever. I also can't wait for the second chapter👮⛩🔥🤩🤩🤩🤩
Just the intro music makes me all giddy 👍
So you’re the boss of this infamous shit Katana gang? Priceless!😂😂
How come this movie never gets the Oscars or academy awards?
😁😁😁!!!
Thank you for this gift. This, black gift...
Thank You Samurai Cop!
kisses