Irish Stories Make No Sense In 2022 | TOMMY TIERNAN
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- čas přidán 29. 12. 2021
- You know the Salmon Of Knowledge, Setanta, Tir Na Nog? All those things make no f**king sense. I mean really, how the hell is a Salmon gonna give you omnipotence, just because you burned your finger on the bloody thing? It's a fish for gods sakes.
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Do you know any stories that in hindsight make no sense whatsoever?
i remember seeing Tommy on Des and Mel on english television about 2004/5 talking about his sons imaginary friend. It was the funniest thing I ever seen. Was never able to find it on the internet.
prince andrew not being able to sweat
The story of Mary getting a bun in the oven thanks to the Holy Spirit. It makes no sense in foresight either. Obviously, some other fella was givin' it to her while poor old Joseph was out of town.
Does it have to include just screaming random words to make it appear funny. Go back to the old days Tommy. You were a great comedian.
its as tho you were already in my house- I spent my life trying to figure out-- wtf Peter had to do with MARY and JOSEPH - and then I say that out loud- again at 50~ its alllll suddenly makes sense-bawwhaaa~ they spent so much extra effort to NOT say Jesus I think they are just beating up on poor Joseph STILL.~ I spent my childhood super hero hours with St Bridgid-and wonder Women- Ive seen so many dopplegangers I cant tell whose who. I Literally run into myself at various ages- out of pure confusion on wtf my name is- no one can say it in America- NOT CORRECTLY its (BRIaaaaDeee) bridy duh lmao withOUT the "aaadee" accent your saying my name wrong-why is the Y so confusing- because in Gaelic-" an e is an I but you say it like it an o but make a swishing sound (this was lesson one of I wanna learn gailec" I gave up after her descriptions of the vowels! in america- sorry my name is phonetically incurrent but I was name after a Saint so...and she did not pass along ALL the Super powers (I have the same manuel as you-derr) irish girl problems away from the mother land-- I was told my whole life Bryan Buro was my many how ever many great grand fathers- then I grew up without ANY signs of royality (LMAO) then these crazy alcohol Laiden banshee hurdlers- showed me proof- I ignored that story my whole life- but my dear green eden the rest of the family is over here having a reunion every year- documented bloodlines--TOmmy help- do they really not know they all got off the same island? -Im am currently still in training phase "apparently" - I have a giraffe model USMC Marine ginger soul taker--- he knows I WILL and have been professionally trained to jump out of cupboards- his brothers are Irish twins all I usually had to say was "try me" or "ONE" usually their only warning- CANT MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT what do they expect from Irish PEOPLE that it has been said "keeps and is in possession OF satans halo- Like God said "who will I pick- come here paddy murphy I seen ya fight- " FACT: "thats not my name" carpet questions ANSWER: linoleum fekoffidgit
and for the Love and God and All that is Holy Mary and ALL of them- the rest of the world is running out of names- because they get reused so many times- you get a NICK names- you wont find ANYBODY in Ireland- if you look for TIm we call him tommy-tommy im teddys gran daughter but his name was TIM- if your looking for patrick- most cases thats a butch or a red --colleens bridget which one the red one? the strawberry one? the white haired one? "huuuus her mum? 'wont help in the US- they are SHELLSHOCKED by REAL GINGERS ! but I know how to find them- if I say "there were green alligators..." and NOBODY answers...there is NO true irishman anywhere near you- It is IMPOSSIble for us to "hold back" --like roger rabbit- shave and a haircut. ~ and I think thats why you saw the rabbit shapeshifter- bansheeJR
"All Irish people are one cousin away from psychiatric illness...that and the rain, the drink and Jesus" is as good a definition of a certain Irishness as you will find. I speak as an Irish person. Love TT.
I'm writing this one down...
Hebrideans too 😁
Myself and my daughter saw you in the Ironworks inverness and one story you told was about the bog but someone shouted out the peats... It killed the joke but to us hebrideans the bog is called the peatbanks 🤗
I was walking me dog around me estate a few years ago and this little traveller fella, about 10 years old or so says to me "here mister, dat your dog is it" I says "he is yeah why" he says back to me "he's the fuckin image of ya"
Brutal
The more I listen to Tommy the more he becomes the voice inside my mind. It’s much kinder, wiser and damn hilarious! Thank you for giving me this gift.
Mr. Tiernan if you ever do narration of the Irish Invasion cycles on Audible, I would buy it. I think you would make the Tuatha de Danann so interesting.
The Irish are good at laughing at ourselves.
We over analyze fkg everything, and makes for some hilarious times, it's is intelligence in motion which makes us look stupid..we're fkd as a race!
Addicted so talented comic and so compassionate and empathetic when interviewing as well 💕👌🌏🍀
Absolutely fantastic. The best comedian there is.
In my humble opinion, Irish people are probably " the " most smartest , wittiest people on this planet. 💚
Most smartest???
Learn your grammar, ffs.
Witty? Provably. Smartest? Not a chance in hell
" the "
Maybe she meant all that un-grammar ironically, to illustrate her point, like. 'Course, if it's obviously an American making the point about someone else being intelligent, it does sort of undercut that declaration, but it is fookin' funny just the same...
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At 5:58 even the CC is like: F* it!
5:23 I can't breath lad 🤣
Jesus upon visiting the Irish: “I did this? I’ve been falsely accused before but this takes the cake.”
The fact it all makes sense is worrying me
I was thinking the same thing 😂
Worrying never did no one no good. Just warmly embrace yer inner Irishman.
How do you know you would not make a good German? Get yourself some Birkenstock and white socks and give it a go.
Cause Germans don't have a sense of humor and follow all the rules..... way opposite of the Irish
Said my name lol
Oh Tommy your the best😮😮😮
Genius. And I don’t even know Irish mythology.
Proud to be Irish, but were all fuckong nuts. That's what makes us special 😅
Tommy brings order into the sick world, brilliant-
We r Shapeshifters... I am In the middle of laughing Out Loud..
If ye dont believe Just set an Ice Cube Under Light.. then watch wot happenz???
PONGUS ET MOLONGUS FUNGUS.
Stand up show, BBC1, 1997.
We need a WW2 Movie: If The Nazis Were Irish - We could use Dublin for Berlin and the Troubles for Hitler's Invasion of Poland ..
I bet that dog came out of a puppy farm in some border county,, bought off done deal for a christmas box fer wee mary, but he grew too feckin big so he was turfed to the street in the housin estate sometime in july coz paddy an bridget an the wains wanted to go to centerparks for a week an der was no wheres to put the dog 🤪 the housing association had to call in setanta to kill the dog after he chased the an post van down the street and tried to take the leg off the apache pizza delivery boy 😝
Now to be fair to the hound, he wouldn't have bothered with the leg if it's owner had just thrown him the pizza.
Thank You Tommy Tiernan
Miss me Eiresh peeple so much right now ...
Great craic alde time
The wans
Say what???
He thinks the more he shouts and swears the funnier he is. WRONG, NOT EVEN MILDLY AMUSING.
Itinerant is one of the most insulting names to travellers maybe you didn't know, but now you do, saying that your hilarious and I love watching your shows but please don't use that term in future.
Don’t be so touchy…he’s not doing his bit just for you.
If itinerant is insulting to travellers, then travellers should also be insulting to them, because the dictionary definition of itinerant is a person who travels from place to place. How can that possibly be insulting to a knacker or indeed a pikey?
What do you suggest calling them so.