Chris Steals from Charity - Ep.
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- Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss automatic payments, Chris’ donation mistake, climate change, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on January 6, 2020, sponsored by ExpressVPN (expressvpn.com/rooster), Mercari (mercari.com), and Squarespace (squarespace.com/roosterteeth). Live production powered by Blackmagic Design. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uNNz0O
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Chris will always be a surreal curiosity of a human. I can't imagine life in his mind.
Ethan Wilson accurate
Whenever Chris is on, I know I'm 'bout to go on a mental adventure.
May as well break out the funny feeling stuff, the ride has started.
I love Chris on the podcasts, he's a constant source of confusion. I'd love for him to be on more
Imagine if he had a conversation with Plato or Aristotle
Dante Escalante - sounds Greek to me.
I can’t stand him he’s so stupid
Faraaz Ali no.... just no, he’s fine once a month but his constant stupidity drives me up the wall
it would cost me $0.40NZD to run my shaver for ~500 hours
Everything Chris says should be made into an animated short
yippy yippy dog dog
*_IT'S NOT GREAT_*
gAtorade
A new rt cartoon featuring the adventures of Chris Demarais narrated by Chris himself
GATorade
"Sorry, you lost me for a second. What did you end up doing with it?"
Gotta love Eric in these moments
23:58 Eric is at his best, off screen, speaking into the god mic and asking the perfect questions.
We need a Chris Confusion Counter when he's on the podcast
"I always move with purpose"
It would just always read "???"
i know burnie is spending time with his new baby but i miss him on
the podcast
It's not about the baby. He transfered to a different branch of the company.
@@keithharper32 Source?
Jak of Hearts Burnie said it himself on the last podcast that he attended. Burnie said that he’s done being on the podcast because he’s done it for so long and he feels like he could be doing more creative projects.
@@stormeyes4 Thank you for providing a source
@@jakattacked also on the website's blog. it goes into it more.
This is the most chris Chris has ever been and I’m only 31 minutes in 😂
My immediate reaction after seeing the title was “Oh no. What did Chris do now?”
The calendar would have been completely useless in 2020 anyways, I get the sentiment that maybe a child would enjoy the gift. But even then, it would probably still end up as trash fairly quickly.
19:35 "Tis the Season for Stealing" RTAA
I love Chris. He's so innocently unaware.
Gavin said “rough start to the year” 😂😂😂😂😂 hi from October 2020.
"i feel like it was a rough start to the year" -Gavin Free
i love how the most heated moment in this one is when they're talking about how to get smooth balls XD
Ohi! I'm Billie Ruben! Someone on Imgur sent me here. Haha!
"But the solutions are"
It looked like gav was hoping they'd agree. That's a good quote
2:54 yippy yippy dog dog
ah yes, I love that Ren and Stimpy song
Happy happy joy joy
12:00
Chris Demarais: You don't yank a pope.
I WILL YANK HIM ALL I WANT!
COME HERE POPE, DADDY CHRIS WANTS TO YANK!
We need a book of Chris Demarais' quotes!
I feel like Chris played the Gavin role this week on the Podcast, just spouting nonsense and seeing if it lands lol
11:30 "rough start" "2020 it's gonna be a great year" If only.
I was honestly worried that when Burnie left being on camera, that the podcast would loose it's sporadic chaotic energy, but nah, still a bunch on angry confused people yelling over each other 😂
Bloo Banana Lol yeah dude i had the same feeling, but I’ll always watch the podcast. It’s one of the things I look forward to on a weekly basis.
Chris Demarais must be protected at all costs.
Especially from himself
The title should have been Chris Digs a deeper hole
watching to remember pre-burning and pre-pandemic America. good times.
Chris isn’t wrong, communion is a mid church snack to kids.
That's what religion is. Using the basic fears and instincts of humans too scare them into servitude lol.
Growler is genuine British slang for a minge if anyone's curious.
I prefer clunge
Slack pink flue
My mate used to say (as his chat up line), "I am prowling for a growler"
Chris sounds like he’s permanently high lmao
can chris just be a permanent crew on the podcast please? He is just endlessly entertaining
Chris is a gem, he is a constant source of hilarity for the other members and is pretty funny himself! Also he dated Gus and Gavin so there is history to unpack.
Gav saying "BACK, SACK, AND CRACK, SON!" could have been the title
"What are the bees in this situation?"
"BEEZ NUTS!"
I thought Chris meant a random door wasn't locked each time.
The Chris and Gatorade omg I haven’t laughed so hard at a podcast in so long hahahhaha gotta love Chris
SkinnySlimJim the time stamp is 1:28:00 if you want to check it out
I love when chris is on the podcast he definitely has tougher skin then most
"It was an intense start to the year" me here in 2023 🤣😂🤣😂
Watching this podcast after a year we just had... It's an interesting experience...
They have no idea what's coming for them in 2020 :(
Went to school with Chris for a year in Starkville MS. 5th grade. Probably the most memorable year of grade school. We were inseperable. I remember he loved final fantasy and calvin and hobbs. Good to see him successful and still so creative :)
I'm convinced that Chris is just always high.
rewatching, “2020! Gonna be a great year!” well...
Gavin during the convo about mileage @48:56: "I'm hoping I don't meet the minimum level."
Me, in 2022: "That's the neat part, you don't."
Actually the top 100 corporations create 70% of all the greenhouse gas emissions so the average person really wouldn't have to do anything differently. Of course doing any little bit is great, but I feel many people are turned off of fighting climate change because they think they'll be the ones who need to change (due to lots of campaigns by said 100 top companies) 50:50
Yes, thank you. I wish more people knew about this. By passing legislation that massively limits the power of the largest corporations we could reduce emissions WAY more than just getting ordinary people to stop using plastic straws or whatever
By every person thinking “oh one person can’t make a difference” it will not make any change. If every person thought that one person can make difference a huge change can happen. I highly recommend reading “Tragedy of the Commons” by Garrett Hardin. Huge corporations do need legislation but the average person also needs to stop putting it entirely off on huge corporations and take some responsibility.
"I feel like it was a rough start to the year" oh sweetie....
I really enjoy Chris.
In anything, really. That’s all.
Glad that Gavin mentioned having link dumps in the description and they actually added them. ♥️ A good return for those of us who love to watch the podcast!
I love how much someone in broadcast is losing it most of this podcast.
Next RT Life: Gavin has to wax his junk and Chris needs to straight shave his 👍👍
Chris's stuttering arround 1:32:00 literally broke my brain omfg
Gavin: I'm hoping I dont meet the minimum level
I think its safe to say he probably didn't meet the minimum last year
It was hilarious watching Barbara realise what she unleashed upon the Podcast by asking Chris about his manscaping.
I think Chris just short circuited this whole podcast XD
23:09 Even the universe wanted to go back.
Watching this a year to the day after it was uploaded. Oh how much things have changed and they have no idea. At least Gavin got to fly less.
Can we get Burnie, Gus, Barbra, and Gavin on a special RT Podcast?????!!! Please
Quarantined RT Podcast
Anyone think that ryan may be a good fourth person? Has he been on the podcast with gus before i kinda wanna see that.
i really wanna see a 'Ryan-Gus' argument
Oops
Chris is PURE PODCAST GOLD! Chris thank you so much for being on the podcast.
This podcast had me laughing so much, I love chris
1:32:04 When the video of Chris going to Olive garden with all AH came out I was expecting Chris to show up in a Lets play
Can we pleeeease have a podcast where everyone is high. And Chris MUST BE ON THE PODCAST!!!!!
Chris is the most simple complex person ive ever listened to also alot of 2000s + cars you press the unlock button twice to unlock the passenger door and you hit it twice to lock all doors
Chris is really a national treasure
Chris is the most accidental chaos breeding person i have ever seen
Chris jumping into empty office. Next short!
Someone gif Gus saying "Joy?" and link me to it!
Sheuh Proxy 0 I would love that, yes.
Gavin's face during Chris's snowboarding story. 🤣
Love any podcast with Chris
Gus keeps asking Chris "Why did you make it weird?"
It's like Gus has never met Chris lol.
Gavin: I feel like 2020 was a rough start
Me now in May: mhm
It must be so awkward for the four of them to be on a podcast together since they were all in a poly relationship with each other which led to the death of Bigfoot!
Chris is such a delight
I love the RT podcast and rely on it heavily for providing bursts of joy and happiness. Please don’t change the format. Bernie was great but Gus, Gavin, Chris, Barbara, and Gus is a great cast to this podcast.
This episode is Gus, Barbara and Gavin being baffled by Chris's existence.
Chris had me crying with laughter multiple times this episode, but the jumping into empty offices bit almost made me wet myself
I laughed so hard. Hilarious
This might have been the best pod since Burnie left. Good stories and laughed a lot.
Hope everyone has a Great Day and an even greater New Year!!!
Watching them come up with climate change Solutions is iconic 😂
There are times when i wonder why Chris doesn't have an adult with him at all times. He's going to end up eating something toxic off the floor, running into traffic, or phrasing something wrong and convicted of a crime.....
sleepybadtzmaru or he’s going to live off Olive Garden for the rest of his days
Chris was the absolute definition of 'on-brand' this episode and it was amazing.
First minute and Gus is already complaining? What is this, every single episode of the rt podcast? Lol
Classic gus, the day he stops complaining is the beginning of the end
If he doesn't complain about something, than I am sure that an alien has taken over his body...especially since he has gone vegan...oh wait, maybe it was then?
God bless you Chris! Never change
Gus: "How to get smooth balls..." I'm dead.
At 3:41 a fly lands on Chris' shoulder and a few seconds later it flies away and around 4:00 it flies around his head a bit
I heard "growler" and immediately thought "growlr" look it up in the app store 😂
Chris is a national treasure.
great podcast
Not one word of a lie, Chris’ story about snowboarding legitimately happened to me while skiing- I’ve never done it before, wiped out every single time going down, when the place was closing I realized I was the last person on the mountain and had to go down, I looked like I knew what I was doing! I went fast and gracefully LOL
I’m low key starting to get worried that Chris is me from another dimension where I’m a guy and somehow he ended up in my dimension ... or CZcams is a dimension viewing box
Chris is the best! He should be on every ep! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
right as chris says dead body a fly goes into his hair XD
Cannes is the name of the city in France it's in. Also Chris is pure gold this episode XD
1:07:38 This is truly one of the funniest moments. Chris makes it sound like he's got a seriously deformed ball
Anyone have a time stamp on when they talk about Chris's liver?
around 1:25:00 is where it starts :)
I though they were talking about a new employee named Billy Ruben.
Chris is a national treasure
11:53 that aged well xD
1:20:30 I'm the exact opposite. I prefix most discussions with somthing along the lines of "I may e remembering incorrectly but I believe" or "if I remember correctly" xD
The problem with that is no one will read your comment or take you seriously. This is why you say stuff with a statement, so you are taken seriously (this is in a business sense). Then again, I actually know what I say (regarding my job) and always look it up or prep for it. However, if you go into a presentation all timid and stuttering saying lines like "if i remember correctly" say goodbye to anyone wanting to get what you are selling.
Also commercial aggriculture includes cutting down forests to grow food crops
Gus had that dream about the berger that is the definitive moment when you have a dream about the thing and it freaks you out. It happened to me when I stopped smoking and I have been stopped for two years.
My god Chris you are... well we love you that's all that matters
Please animate the story of Chris scaring Gus. That would be amazing.