Chris Steals from Charity - Ep.

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  • čas přidán 7. 01. 2020
  • Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss automatic payments, Chris’ donation mistake, climate change, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on January 6, 2020, sponsored by ExpressVPN (expressvpn.com/rooster), Mercari (mercari.com), and Squarespace (squarespace.com/roosterteeth). Live production powered by Blackmagic Design. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uNNz0O
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Komentáře • 390

  • @ethanwilson9406
    @ethanwilson9406 Před 4 lety +166

    Chris will always be a surreal curiosity of a human. I can't imagine life in his mind.

  • @Orcscompany4660
    @Orcscompany4660 Před 4 lety +119

    Whenever Chris is on, I know I'm 'bout to go on a mental adventure.

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 Před 4 lety +1

      May as well break out the funny feeling stuff, the ride has started.

  • @faraazali8846
    @faraazali8846 Před 4 lety +407

    I love Chris on the podcasts, he's a constant source of confusion. I'd love for him to be on more

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Před 4 lety +7

      Imagine if he had a conversation with Plato or Aristotle

    • @phantom31017
      @phantom31017 Před 4 lety +2

      Dante Escalante - sounds Greek to me.

    • @zacrussell1276
      @zacrussell1276 Před 4 lety +6

      I can’t stand him he’s so stupid

    • @aiwash2766
      @aiwash2766 Před 4 lety +3

      Faraaz Ali no.... just no, he’s fine once a month but his constant stupidity drives me up the wall

    • @109leonidas
      @109leonidas Před 4 lety

      it would cost me $0.40NZD to run my shaver for ~500 hours

  • @nykebrother1751
    @nykebrother1751 Před 4 lety +327

    Everything Chris says should be made into an animated short

  • @kabbaage
    @kabbaage Před 4 lety +45

    "Sorry, you lost me for a second. What did you end up doing with it?"
    Gotta love Eric in these moments

    • @kylem2010GT
      @kylem2010GT Před 4 lety +4

      23:58 Eric is at his best, off screen, speaking into the god mic and asking the perfect questions.

  • @JohnnyDee.
    @JohnnyDee. Před 4 lety +170

    We need a Chris Confusion Counter when he's on the podcast

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Před 4 lety +1

      "I always move with purpose"

    • @PenStab
      @PenStab Před 4 lety +2

      It would just always read "???"

  • @treypelletier192
    @treypelletier192 Před 4 lety +136

    i know burnie is spending time with his new baby but i miss him on
    the podcast

    • @keithharper32
      @keithharper32 Před 4 lety +7

      It's not about the baby. He transfered to a different branch of the company.

    • @jakattacked
      @jakattacked Před 4 lety

      @@keithharper32 Source?

    • @stormeyes4
      @stormeyes4 Před 4 lety +9

      Jak of Hearts Burnie said it himself on the last podcast that he attended. Burnie said that he’s done being on the podcast because he’s done it for so long and he feels like he could be doing more creative projects.

    • @jakattacked
      @jakattacked Před 4 lety +2

      @@stormeyes4 Thank you for providing a source

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jakattacked also on the website's blog. it goes into it more.

  • @danielbray5499
    @danielbray5499 Před 4 lety +26

    This is the most chris Chris has ever been and I’m only 31 minutes in 😂

  • @Christian-vq3lr
    @Christian-vq3lr Před 4 lety +137

    My immediate reaction after seeing the title was “Oh no. What did Chris do now?”

    • @josephmartinez2201
      @josephmartinez2201 Před 4 lety +3

      The calendar would have been completely useless in 2020 anyways, I get the sentiment that maybe a child would enjoy the gift. But even then, it would probably still end up as trash fairly quickly.

  • @G_G251
    @G_G251 Před 3 lety +8

    19:35 "Tis the Season for Stealing" RTAA

  • @Hessimore
    @Hessimore Před 4 lety +14

    I love Chris. He's so innocently unaware.

  • @shelbygraham3535
    @shelbygraham3535 Před 3 lety +3

    Gavin said “rough start to the year” 😂😂😂😂😂 hi from October 2020.

  • @sofielee4122
    @sofielee4122 Před 3 lety +9

    "i feel like it was a rough start to the year" -Gavin Free

  • @teddybott3258
    @teddybott3258 Před 4 lety +11

    i love how the most heated moment in this one is when they're talking about how to get smooth balls XD

  • @BillieRuben
    @BillieRuben Před 4 lety +26

    Ohi! I'm Billie Ruben! Someone on Imgur sent me here. Haha!

  • @rickyalfaro3290
    @rickyalfaro3290 Před 4 lety +12

    "But the solutions are"
    It looked like gav was hoping they'd agree. That's a good quote

  • @DontPanic42Towel
    @DontPanic42Towel Před 4 lety +30

    2:54 yippy yippy dog dog
    ah yes, I love that Ren and Stimpy song

  • @ErkalEtruria
    @ErkalEtruria Před 4 lety +47

    12:00
    Chris Demarais: You don't yank a pope.

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier Před 4 lety

      I WILL YANK HIM ALL I WANT!
      COME HERE POPE, DADDY CHRIS WANTS TO YANK!

    • @RossMalagarie
      @RossMalagarie Před 4 lety +1

      We need a book of Chris Demarais' quotes!

  • @ADedLSpn
    @ADedLSpn Před 4 lety +32

    I feel like Chris played the Gavin role this week on the Podcast, just spouting nonsense and seeing if it lands lol

  • @stevesonaplanecookbook4810

    11:30 "rough start" "2020 it's gonna be a great year" If only.

  • @KrazeeHouse
    @KrazeeHouse Před 4 lety +67

    I was honestly worried that when Burnie left being on camera, that the podcast would loose it's sporadic chaotic energy, but nah, still a bunch on angry confused people yelling over each other 😂

    • @obedvela3009
      @obedvela3009 Před 4 lety +3

      Bloo Banana Lol yeah dude i had the same feeling, but I’ll always watch the podcast. It’s one of the things I look forward to on a weekly basis.

  • @HeathbarPlays
    @HeathbarPlays Před 4 lety +174

    Chris Demarais must be protected at all costs.

  • @LexTheEnabler
    @LexTheEnabler Před 4 lety +98

    The title should have been Chris Digs a deeper hole

  • @devbhatia7021
    @devbhatia7021 Před 4 lety +5

    watching to remember pre-burning and pre-pandemic America. good times.

  • @Lord_Kropog
    @Lord_Kropog Před 4 lety +47

    Chris isn’t wrong, communion is a mid church snack to kids.

    • @bradleygraves2935
      @bradleygraves2935 Před 3 lety

      That's what religion is. Using the basic fears and instincts of humans too scare them into servitude lol.

  • @fuckbollock
    @fuckbollock Před 4 lety +39

    Growler is genuine British slang for a minge if anyone's curious.

  • @troywakefield9250
    @troywakefield9250 Před 4 lety +14

    Chris sounds like he’s permanently high lmao

  • @christinachang7934
    @christinachang7934 Před 4 lety +5

    can chris just be a permanent crew on the podcast please? He is just endlessly entertaining

  • @nerocole6734
    @nerocole6734 Před 4 lety +5

    Chris is a gem, he is a constant source of hilarity for the other members and is pretty funny himself! Also he dated Gus and Gavin so there is history to unpack.

  • @LemonSupreme
    @LemonSupreme Před 4 lety +8

    Gav saying "BACK, SACK, AND CRACK, SON!" could have been the title

  • @malikhalo
    @malikhalo Před 4 lety +6

    "What are the bees in this situation?"
    "BEEZ NUTS!"

  • @khalidbrown743
    @khalidbrown743 Před 4 lety +31

    I thought Chris meant a random door wasn't locked each time.

  • @caydenmills645
    @caydenmills645 Před 4 lety +6

    The Chris and Gatorade omg I haven’t laughed so hard at a podcast in so long hahahhaha gotta love Chris

    • @caydenmills645
      @caydenmills645 Před 4 lety

      SkinnySlimJim the time stamp is 1:28:00 if you want to check it out

  • @nickkerkhof
    @nickkerkhof Před 4 lety +8

    I love when chris is on the podcast he definitely has tougher skin then most

  • @jellydunne
    @jellydunne Před rokem +1

    "It was an intense start to the year" me here in 2023 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Dianus89
    @Dianus89 Před 3 lety +5

    Watching this podcast after a year we just had... It's an interesting experience...

  • @bha1959
    @bha1959 Před 3 lety +7

    They have no idea what's coming for them in 2020 :(

  • @craigthistle
    @craigthistle Před 2 měsíci

    Went to school with Chris for a year in Starkville MS. 5th grade. Probably the most memorable year of grade school. We were inseperable. I remember he loved final fantasy and calvin and hobbs. Good to see him successful and still so creative :)

  • @kngnorth4686
    @kngnorth4686 Před 4 lety +10

    I'm convinced that Chris is just always high.

  • @Hollyy7
    @Hollyy7 Před 4 lety +2

    rewatching, “2020! Gonna be a great year!” well...

  • @stareater1870
    @stareater1870 Před 2 lety +1

    Gavin during the convo about mileage @48:56: "I'm hoping I don't meet the minimum level."
    Me, in 2022: "That's the neat part, you don't."

  • @Honeybreee
    @Honeybreee Před 4 lety +25

    Actually the top 100 corporations create 70% of all the greenhouse gas emissions so the average person really wouldn't have to do anything differently. Of course doing any little bit is great, but I feel many people are turned off of fighting climate change because they think they'll be the ones who need to change (due to lots of campaigns by said 100 top companies) 50:50

    • @Puckosar
      @Puckosar Před 4 lety +4

      Yes, thank you. I wish more people knew about this. By passing legislation that massively limits the power of the largest corporations we could reduce emissions WAY more than just getting ordinary people to stop using plastic straws or whatever

    • @laurentucker5444
      @laurentucker5444 Před 4 lety

      By every person thinking “oh one person can’t make a difference” it will not make any change. If every person thought that one person can make difference a huge change can happen. I highly recommend reading “Tragedy of the Commons” by Garrett Hardin. Huge corporations do need legislation but the average person also needs to stop putting it entirely off on huge corporations and take some responsibility.

  • @cora-illus
    @cora-illus Před 4 lety +4

    "I feel like it was a rough start to the year" oh sweetie....

  • @TheKevann
    @TheKevann Před 4 lety +19

    I really enjoy Chris.
    In anything, really. That’s all.

  • @xris905
    @xris905 Před 4 lety +1

    Glad that Gavin mentioned having link dumps in the description and they actually added them. ♥️ A good return for those of us who love to watch the podcast!

  • @MrWalrus81
    @MrWalrus81 Před 4 lety +16

    I love how much someone in broadcast is losing it most of this podcast.

  • @brandonjohnson7190
    @brandonjohnson7190 Před 4 lety +12

    Next RT Life: Gavin has to wax his junk and Chris needs to straight shave his 👍👍

  • @KB-po3eo
    @KB-po3eo Před 4 lety +2

    Chris's stuttering arround 1:32:00 literally broke my brain omfg

  • @texntaxes3404
    @texntaxes3404 Před 3 lety +4

    Gavin: I'm hoping I dont meet the minimum level
    I think its safe to say he probably didn't meet the minimum last year

  • @shockingstuff
    @shockingstuff Před 4 lety +4

    It was hilarious watching Barbara realise what she unleashed upon the Podcast by asking Chris about his manscaping.

  • @storiesbybrittney
    @storiesbybrittney Před 4 lety +15

    I think Chris just short circuited this whole podcast XD

  • @citizenhentai
    @citizenhentai Před rokem +1

    23:09 Even the universe wanted to go back.

  • @patrickbourke2385
    @patrickbourke2385 Před 3 lety +3

    Watching this a year to the day after it was uploaded. Oh how much things have changed and they have no idea. At least Gavin got to fly less.

  • @shawnabraham1841
    @shawnabraham1841 Před 4 lety +1

    Can we get Burnie, Gus, Barbra, and Gavin on a special RT Podcast?????!!! Please

  • @undeadgenocide
    @undeadgenocide Před 4 lety +29

    Anyone think that ryan may be a good fourth person? Has he been on the podcast with gus before i kinda wanna see that.

  • @RossMalagarie
    @RossMalagarie Před 4 lety

    Chris is PURE PODCAST GOLD! Chris thank you so much for being on the podcast.

  • @bradydexter8081
    @bradydexter8081 Před 4 lety +4

    This podcast had me laughing so much, I love chris

  • @AcidicOrpheus73
    @AcidicOrpheus73 Před 4 lety +2

    1:32:04 When the video of Chris going to Olive garden with all AH came out I was expecting Chris to show up in a Lets play

  • @KMTTP3000
    @KMTTP3000 Před 4 lety +3

    Can we pleeeease have a podcast where everyone is high. And Chris MUST BE ON THE PODCAST!!!!!

  • @ztm454
    @ztm454 Před 4 lety +2

    Chris is the most simple complex person ive ever listened to also alot of 2000s + cars you press the unlock button twice to unlock the passenger door and you hit it twice to lock all doors

  • @Kolateak_
    @Kolateak_ Před 4 lety +26

    Chris is really a national treasure

  • @AmaterasuOfOld
    @AmaterasuOfOld Před 4 lety +4

    Chris is the most accidental chaos breeding person i have ever seen

  • @Aeonshield
    @Aeonshield Před 4 lety +4

    Chris jumping into empty office. Next short!

  • @Aeonshield
    @Aeonshield Před 4 lety +15

    Someone gif Gus saying "Joy?" and link me to it!

  • @StonerHesperia
    @StonerHesperia Před 4 lety

    Gavin's face during Chris's snowboarding story. 🤣

  • @lucy13133
    @lucy13133 Před 4 lety

    Love any podcast with Chris

  • @JadenKatrell1979
    @JadenKatrell1979 Před 4 lety +3

    Gus keeps asking Chris "Why did you make it weird?"
    It's like Gus has never met Chris lol.

  • @sleepster7795
    @sleepster7795 Před 4 lety +1

    Gavin: I feel like 2020 was a rough start
    Me now in May: mhm

  • @allocat5867
    @allocat5867 Před 4 lety +5

    It must be so awkward for the four of them to be on a podcast together since they were all in a poly relationship with each other which led to the death of Bigfoot!

  • @sarahtrujillo7176
    @sarahtrujillo7176 Před 4 lety +2

    Chris is such a delight

  • @Lord_Kropog
    @Lord_Kropog Před 4 lety

    I love the RT podcast and rely on it heavily for providing bursts of joy and happiness. Please don’t change the format. Bernie was great but Gus, Gavin, Chris, Barbara, and Gus is a great cast to this podcast.

  • @SammieW26
    @SammieW26 Před 4 lety +1

    This episode is Gus, Barbara and Gavin being baffled by Chris's existence.

  • @skarrambo1
    @skarrambo1 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris had me crying with laughter multiple times this episode, but the jumping into empty offices bit almost made me wet myself

  • @sarasak86
    @sarasak86 Před 4 lety

    I laughed so hard. Hilarious

  • @Rooney87
    @Rooney87 Před 4 lety +3

    This might have been the best pod since Burnie left. Good stories and laughed a lot.

  • @RyanType
    @RyanType Před 4 lety +9

    Hope everyone has a Great Day and an even greater New Year!!!

  • @patrick.l5098
    @patrick.l5098 Před 4 lety +2

    Watching them come up with climate change Solutions is iconic 😂

  • @sleepybadtzmaru
    @sleepybadtzmaru Před 4 lety +4

    There are times when i wonder why Chris doesn't have an adult with him at all times. He's going to end up eating something toxic off the floor, running into traffic, or phrasing something wrong and convicted of a crime.....

    • @AutsiticAlien007
      @AutsiticAlien007 Před 4 lety +1

      sleepybadtzmaru or he’s going to live off Olive Garden for the rest of his days

  • @BatBreaker007
    @BatBreaker007 Před 4 lety

    Chris was the absolute definition of 'on-brand' this episode and it was amazing.

  • @jonathancoyne8034
    @jonathancoyne8034 Před 4 lety +34

    First minute and Gus is already complaining? What is this, every single episode of the rt podcast? Lol

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Před 4 lety +8

      Classic gus, the day he stops complaining is the beginning of the end

    • @Dan-Simms
      @Dan-Simms Před 4 lety +1

      If he doesn't complain about something, than I am sure that an alien has taken over his body...especially since he has gone vegan...oh wait, maybe it was then?

  • @jamster251
    @jamster251 Před 4 lety

  • @DarraghGlynn
    @DarraghGlynn Před 4 lety

    God bless you Chris! Never change

  • @NCarter756
    @NCarter756 Před 4 lety

    Gus: "How to get smooth balls..." I'm dead.

  • @swizrad7353
    @swizrad7353 Před 4 lety +2

    At 3:41 a fly lands on Chris' shoulder and a few seconds later it flies away and around 4:00 it flies around his head a bit

  • @snbifb8293
    @snbifb8293 Před 4 lety

    I heard "growler" and immediately thought "growlr" look it up in the app store 😂

  • @supershmevan9444
    @supershmevan9444 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris is a national treasure.

  • @La_sagne
    @La_sagne Před 4 lety

    great podcast

  • @zippydays5478
    @zippydays5478 Před 4 lety +1

    Not one word of a lie, Chris’ story about snowboarding legitimately happened to me while skiing- I’ve never done it before, wiped out every single time going down, when the place was closing I realized I was the last person on the mountain and had to go down, I looked like I knew what I was doing! I went fast and gracefully LOL
    I’m low key starting to get worried that Chris is me from another dimension where I’m a guy and somehow he ended up in my dimension ... or CZcams is a dimension viewing box

  • @halfdemon43
    @halfdemon43 Před 4 lety

    Chris is the best! He should be on every ep! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theanimal5697
    @theanimal5697 Před 4 lety

    right as chris says dead body a fly goes into his hair XD

  • @FinalFantasyArtist24
    @FinalFantasyArtist24 Před 4 lety +2

    Cannes is the name of the city in France it's in. Also Chris is pure gold this episode XD

  • @PlatoonGoon
    @PlatoonGoon Před 4 lety +1

    1:07:38 This is truly one of the funniest moments. Chris makes it sound like he's got a seriously deformed ball

  • @shoylerk9973
    @shoylerk9973 Před 4 lety +10

    Anyone have a time stamp on when they talk about Chris's liver?

    • @NightAngelsWorld
      @NightAngelsWorld Před 4 lety +4

      around 1:25:00 is where it starts :)

    • @darter9000
      @darter9000 Před 4 lety +1

      I though they were talking about a new employee named Billy Ruben.

  • @stateofhibernation
    @stateofhibernation Před 4 lety +1

    Chris is a national treasure

  • @illuminousloo
    @illuminousloo Před 3 lety +1

    11:53 that aged well xD

  • @nateg7502
    @nateg7502 Před 4 lety +1

    1:20:30 I'm the exact opposite. I prefix most discussions with somthing along the lines of "I may e remembering incorrectly but I believe" or "if I remember correctly" xD

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Před 4 lety

      The problem with that is no one will read your comment or take you seriously. This is why you say stuff with a statement, so you are taken seriously (this is in a business sense). Then again, I actually know what I say (regarding my job) and always look it up or prep for it. However, if you go into a presentation all timid and stuttering saying lines like "if i remember correctly" say goodbye to anyone wanting to get what you are selling.

  • @ztm454
    @ztm454 Před 4 lety +1

    Also commercial aggriculture includes cutting down forests to grow food crops

  • @matthewhennis6418
    @matthewhennis6418 Před 4 lety +1

    Gus had that dream about the berger that is the definitive moment when you have a dream about the thing and it freaks you out. It happened to me when I stopped smoking and I have been stopped for two years.

  • @MCA5EY
    @MCA5EY Před 4 lety +4

    My god Chris you are... well we love you that's all that matters

  • @elijahbritner6751
    @elijahbritner6751 Před 4 lety

    Please animate the story of Chris scaring Gus. That would be amazing.