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  • čas přidán 6. 11. 2014
  • Matthew McConaughey explains to Jimmy why the first two trophies he ever won are a lie.
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Komentáře • 416

  • @Rockbooper
    @Rockbooper Před 9 lety +2089

    He's a great storyteller! I could listen to him tell stories for hours

    • @franciscorodriguez3236
      @franciscorodriguez3236 Před 9 lety +49

      Too bad fallon keeps interrupting him

    • @violeta585
      @violeta585 Před 9 lety +15

      Ezio Auditore You're exaggerating...during the 1st story he did a throwback and during the 2nd story he didn't say anything till the end! Frankly, M. speaks too slow for this type of interview, breaks too long & often, I'm surprised Jimmy didn't try to move the story along.

    • @umagumamafeidital
      @umagumamafeidital Před 9 lety

      totally

    • @SergheyKatastrofenko
      @SergheyKatastrofenko Před 9 lety +4

      Really? If all that he would want to do would be to sit and talk to you, would you listen? Me too. :)

    • @capechick2562
      @capechick2562 Před 9 lety +7

      Voicu Violeta Voi, that's what is called a "southern drawl" and it's sexy and you know it!

  • @weaselwords99
    @weaselwords99 Před 8 lety +1016

    I love how the audience is absolutely quiet during his stories. You can tell that everyone there, including Fallon, is fascinated by him! I certainly am.

    • @EveHallows
      @EveHallows Před 8 lety +9

      +Wacky Weasel It's that TX charm ;)

    • @grammaticalerorr4654
      @grammaticalerorr4654 Před 8 lety +1

      +Wacky Weasel I wonder how it will be if he put in the same show with Blake Shelton lol

    • @gioiaribelle
      @gioiaribelle Před 8 lety +1

      +Wacky Weasel true! also,they're trying to understand what he's saying because of his sexy accent :D

    • @RenzoIsHereYT
      @RenzoIsHereYT Před 7 lety

      I want to learn to be like that :)

  • @ChrisM-dx8up
    @ChrisM-dx8up Před 8 lety +505

    Matthew McConaughey's mom. Savage.

    • @mikehall2278
      @mikehall2278 Před 8 lety +1

      Jesus christ man get a new dp, way to much nose

    • @ChrisM-dx8up
      @ChrisM-dx8up Před 8 lety +3

      Mike Hall nah m8 that's a friend of mine his nostrils are very small

    • @aayushrai9454
      @aayushrai9454 Před 8 lety

      hahahahahha

    • @anthonybymallia7067
      @anthonybymallia7067 Před 8 lety

      hi jesus christ is your name ???? nick name thats weird i think yur crazy and what? mattews mum is savage??? i think u need a doctor here

  • @jaekaitch382
    @jaekaitch382 Před 8 lety +175

    He's one of those personalities of shear confidence, charisma and intrigue that show up every once in a blue moon.

  • @AndyXypher
    @AndyXypher Před 8 lety +263

    Born in fucking '69 ofcourse, no doubt LOL. That's the only year which could've produced this man.

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 Před 7 lety +5

      As fate would have it, he was indeed born in 1969!

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 Před 6 lety

      Andy Xypher I didn't understand his second story, what did he won??

    • @johnjohnson9431
      @johnjohnson9431 Před 2 lety

      @@tommyblade8093 a poetry contest

  • @GrandmasCelery
    @GrandmasCelery Před 7 lety +54

    His mom is the definition of a momma 💙 that was so sweet.

  • @Lagios2424
    @Lagios2424 Před 9 lety +304

    I want to hear more stories from him! hahaha

    • @johnnypark8881
      @johnnypark8881 Před 9 lety +9

      no u want that d from him

    • @Brandd1
      @Brandd1 Před 9 lety +5

      Johnny Park why not both?

    • @hobhamwich
      @hobhamwich Před 9 lety +8

      Rusted Root Who uses "queer" as an insult? Is this 1950?

    • @fanzeldadaniel
      @fanzeldadaniel Před 9 lety

      Tina L It's probably the accent :P

    • @Lagios2424
      @Lagios2424 Před 9 lety

      fanzeldadaniel haha you are probably right!!

  • @Nitro192192
    @Nitro192192 Před 8 lety +271

    Matt McConaughey's the man, good actor, good personality, man of God. He's gonna make a great father, no doubt. Can't wait to see his future roles.

    • @veronicamathers8287
      @veronicamathers8287 Před 8 lety +2

      +Nitro192 i agree 100%

    • @Nitro192192
      @Nitro192192 Před 8 lety

      Agreed..

    • @justmemadison
      @justmemadison Před 8 lety +4

      +Nitro192 He has something like 3 or 4 kids.

    • @yomz0r
      @yomz0r Před 8 lety +14

      +Nitro192 Always strange to see an intelligent man that believes in god.

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 Před 7 lety

      And the bongo solo.

  • @cassanova9322
    @cassanova9322 Před 7 lety +272

    I want Mathew McConaughey to read bed time stories for me lol

    • @lakshmi5805
      @lakshmi5805 Před 5 lety +10

      Cassa Nova download the app calm he does now

    • @loretta3556
      @loretta3556 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@lakshmi5805I almost said that 😂

  • @reesestarzec3440
    @reesestarzec3440 Před 9 lety +40

    He is so charismatic. Like, he's just a great talker and storyteller. Wow.

  • @yejiyirenyuqi9572
    @yejiyirenyuqi9572 Před 9 lety +137

    Have you noticed how Fallon interrupts every single guest he has, but Matthew didn't give a fuck about him and just kept talking his story didn't allow him once to interrupt him. A TRUE ALPHA MALE AND I'M NOT EVEN GAY

    • @violeta585
      @violeta585 Před 9 lety +7

      ''didn't allow him once to interrupt''? he freaking breaks after every word, long breaks...if Jimmy wanted, he easily could've interrupted him...he didn't want to. Frankly, M. speaks too slow for this type of interview, long breaks too often and I'm surprised J. didn't interfere to move the story along...they must have taken into account M.'s speech when setting the time length of the interview.

    • @capechick2562
      @capechick2562 Před 9 lety

      Voicu Violeta LOL, M speaks too slow? You onea them fast talking Yankee's then Voi?

    • @katelizabeth24
      @katelizabeth24 Před 9 lety +1

      how does that make you gay you fuck?

    • @funkngonuts
      @funkngonuts Před 9 lety

      *****
      He hasn't explained his feelings fully yet. OP please deliver.

    • @miggyvill2428
      @miggyvill2428 Před 9 lety +2

      Voicu Violeta J and M lmfao.... too lazy to type out the names. Ur post had me cracking up... goodjob V ... lmfao

  • @KJ-rh5el
    @KJ-rh5el Před 9 lety +102

    he can make every story interesting ,i love his accent

    • @grammaticalerorr4654
      @grammaticalerorr4654 Před 9 lety +2

      He and Elizabeth Banks.

    • @EveHallows
      @EveHallows Před 8 lety +1

      +kelly jones He got that accent from living in Longview TX :D Where, I'm from. It's actually a pretty small city.

  • @ckvlzlvxch
    @ckvlzlvxch Před 9 lety +70

    This poem was not actually by EE Cummings, or any famous poet for that matter, but by Ann Ashford and Bill Drath for their children's book "If I Found a Wistful Unicorn". Here is an excerpt from that book, which contains those very lines spoken by Matthew in this video:
    "If I found a wistful unicorn, and brought him to you all forlorn...
    Would you pet him?
    If I took an empty midnight train across the country in the rain...
    Would you meet me?
    If I picked a little flower up and put it in a paper cup...
    Would you smell it?
    If I found a secret place to go, with you the only one to know...
    Would you be there?
    If my cricket coughed and got the flu, and needed warmth and comfort too...
    Would you hold him?
    If my rainbow were to turn all gray, and wouldn't shine at all today...
    Would you paint it?
    If my soul were feeling all alone and wasn't near a telephone...
    Would you write to it?
    If my clock developed nervous strain, and needed help to "tock" again...
    Would you fix it?
    If I were to dance for you, as hard as that would be to do...
    Would you watch me?
    If my pet turnip turned on me, and bit me fiercely on the knee...
    Would you bandage it?
    If my nightingale were a monotone and much too shy to sing alone,
    Would you hum with him?
    If all that I would want to do would be to sit and talk to you...
    Would you listen?
    If any of these things you'll do, I'll never have to say to you...
    Do you love me?"
    Beautiful, huh?

    • @sugeycruz5753
      @sugeycruz5753 Před 9 lety +15

      He actually says Ashford too. He couldn't remember if it was e.e. cummings or Ashford.

    • @ckvlzlvxch
      @ckvlzlvxch Před 9 lety +2

      Sugey Cruz-Everts Yeah you're right. Still hard to confuse those two though!

    • @grammaticalerorr4654
      @grammaticalerorr4654 Před 9 lety +1

      Wuhoo
      you should read Pearl Jam - Wishlist lyric by Eddie Vedder. It's beautiful too.

    • @merlinsiervo
      @merlinsiervo Před 5 lety +1

      Really beautiful

    • @michelaraujo183
      @michelaraujo183 Před 3 lety

      whats is the meaning of the poem? i quit didnt get it

  • @EHCBunny4real
    @EHCBunny4real Před 9 lety +743

    Thanks to the internet, Matthew's mother's method would no longer work in the 21st century.

    • @ML-ch8fu
      @ML-ch8fu Před 9 lety +12

      Unfortunately.

    • @EHCBunny4real
      @EHCBunny4real Před 9 lety +29

      Mom, stop embarrassing me. Get back in the car.

    • @AyandaMyende
      @AyandaMyende Před 9 lety +21

      Yep Turn-It-In will get ya

    • @AyandaMyende
      @AyandaMyende Před 9 lety

      ***** haha so true, worst ever

    • @WackoKillerDan
      @WackoKillerDan Před 9 lety +2

      I graduated highschool last year and we never had to use a website.

  • @bigbutty1516
    @bigbutty1516 Před 9 lety +139

    He is a storyteller

    • @long25714
      @long25714 Před 8 lety +1

      +michaela blom pretty sure hes an actor, but okay

  • @rover3252
    @rover3252 Před 9 lety +83

    The fact that he is now wearing a three piece suit is so ironic.

  • @Sazaralove
    @Sazaralove Před 9 lety +400

    Jimmy doesn't ever interrupt anyone. I have never even thought about that until reading comments on youtube. All he is doing is trying to show the guest he is engaged in what they're saying by responding every so often. Get over it.

  • @rssll90
    @rssll90 Před 9 lety +36

    I love how the accent goes full on on the interviews LOL

  • @123Jokkmokk123
    @123Jokkmokk123 Před 7 lety +80

    Matthew McConaughey's mom must be quite the lady!

  • @PedroSilvahf
    @PedroSilvahf Před 9 lety +227

    All wrong all wrong all wrong

  • @Karamelkissiz23
    @Karamelkissiz23 Před 9 lety +26

    McConaughey is very down-to-earth...and I've always liked him

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello Před 8 lety +1

      Tiana C I didn't like him in his obnoxious romantic comedies days. However, I saw him in Mud and was instantly impressed. Good thing I went too because I almost didn't because I heard he was in it and I didn't know if I could stand staring at his face for a long time.

  • @pagaldesi1644
    @pagaldesi1644 Před 9 lety +63

    Alright Alright Alright

  • @dianac5764
    @dianac5764 Před 8 lety +3

    He's a great guest. Very animated and funny.

  • @varunsingh6772
    @varunsingh6772 Před 9 lety +49

    well he's a Mr.Oscar now...

  • @attonattonatton
    @attonattonatton Před 9 lety +20

    All right, all right, all riiight!!!

  • @shigiz
    @shigiz Před 7 lety +15

    DONT LEAVE ME MUUURPH!!!

  • @gprm97
    @gprm97 Před 8 lety +32

    matthew mcconaughey is a really good storyteller

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 Před 9 lety +54

    When he was 8 years old he looked like Woody Harrelson :D

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello Před 8 lety +1

      Herowar I've always thought the two looked alike. As a kid I couldn't keep them apart. But as a kid I also couldn't keep apart Sean Connery and George Clooney...

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 Před 8 lety +1

      littlemissmello you were actually smarter than me as a kid, when I thought that Sean Connery was Sarah Connor's husband... :D

    • @jp3666
      @jp3666 Před 8 lety

      +littlemissmello And I couldn't tell between Tom Hanks and Russell Crowe...

  • @CrashN2Me1000
    @CrashN2Me1000 Před 8 lety +13

    lf they gave awards for story telling, he'd win one of those too. l enjoy listening to him talk just as much as l like his movies.

  • @flatball2009
    @flatball2009 Před 9 lety +559

    Matthew is a good storyteller...
    storyteller
    story teller
    inters tellar
    Interstellar
    ILLUMINATI

  • @Psydelic666
    @Psydelic666 Před 8 lety +6

    that is a cool fucking mom. No wonder he turned out great

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan Před 9 lety +7

    mcconaughey is so damn good at reciting things, he's got a great memory for words, and even if he says it wrongly, he says it right

  • @xXRottedKatelynXx
    @xXRottedKatelynXx Před 4 lety +1

    I love the way he says poem ♡

  • @TyroneBiggums789
    @TyroneBiggums789 Před 9 lety +27

    Ferguson and Fallon . Nobody else ........

    • @hobhamwich
      @hobhamwich Před 9 lety

      Letterman invented this type of late night TV. Even Carson wanted Letterman.

    • @douglasde0519
      @douglasde0519 Před 9 lety

      hobhamwich Your statement confuses me. It seems you should understand that Carson invented this type of late night TV,

    • @captaindiegoalatriste945
      @captaindiegoalatriste945 Před 9 lety

      Doug Evans
      Sorry. Jack Paar. Close, but no cigar...though in my book, Carson and Letterman are in a class by themselves, and everyone else is second class at best.

  • @hyperclaurus44
    @hyperclaurus44 Před 9 lety +1

    i like it whenever he says "mom". it sounds lovely

  • @danamcdowell9060
    @danamcdowell9060 Před 9 lety +5

    Matthew McConaughey is an amazing storyteller. Other people telling that story it would not have come off nearly as funny or interesting but he told that perfectly

  • @cosmicsin8292
    @cosmicsin8292 Před 8 lety +5

    Matthew McConaughey's such a fascinating individual

  • @rodrigoacosta8666
    @rodrigoacosta8666 Před 9 lety +13

    Congrats Jimmy, I sense you're working on not interrupting your guests. Good job! :)

  • @joeburden9426
    @joeburden9426 Před 8 lety +4

    I love Matt's accent.

  • @julieoakman761
    @julieoakman761 Před 5 lety +1

    God bless his mother... And father too.

  • @beingfunisfun
    @beingfunisfun Před 9 lety +1

    Ugh I could listen to him talk and tell stories forever 😆

  • @katienegron5067
    @katienegron5067 Před 9 lety +6

    Love how his mom said the kid who had money and bought a suit and won Mr. Little TX was cheating...but encouraged him to plagiarize a poem for a poem contest. Lol feisty woman. Love her.

  • @artemis_lena
    @artemis_lena Před 9 lety +1

    His mom is awesome. Hahaha!

  • @marciocouto3543
    @marciocouto3543 Před 7 lety +2

    What a great story!

  • @CarpetStainRemover
    @CarpetStainRemover Před 9 lety

    I literally love him like, too much.

  • @annazraf
    @annazraf Před 5 lety

    Oh man. What a man. 🙌🏽

  • @itubevinod
    @itubevinod Před 8 lety

    Always has stories to tell

  • @robertweekes5783
    @robertweekes5783 Před 9 lety

    Big props to moms everywhere !

  • @naysilla8106
    @naysilla8106 Před 9 lety

    The same thing happened to me this is amazing. Shout out to all the mums out there.

  • @TheSuperPnut
    @TheSuperPnut Před 9 lety

    I love his Mom already!

  • @MrSharan1997
    @MrSharan1997 Před 8 lety

    GOd, I love his voice!

  • @sugeycruz5753
    @sugeycruz5753 Před 9 lety +4

    Some folks are so negative about Fallon but whatever I really like him. He is funny, self deprecating and doesn't just rattle on the same 5 questions that actors get asked during movie promotions over and over again. I like the games he does with them and that he actually gives them a bit of a distraction from the routine. Keep it up Jimmy. I had stopped watching late night talk shows awhile back cause everyone just seemed a sarcastic ass. Glad you are just fun.

  • @masterpiece1012
    @masterpiece1012 Před 7 lety +5

    matthew mccaughey could be a good "proffessor zoom" character for flash's villain

  • @jackass123491
    @jackass123491 Před 9 lety +4

    One time in high school we had to write a poem in my English class. So the day after we turn the poems in the teacher announces that her favorite one was written by one of the guys in the class whose name was Geoffrey. She liked it so much that she read it out loud to the class. Here's what it said : " Your love is like a river peaceful and deep. Your soul is like a secret that I never could keep. When I look into your eyes I know that its true. God must have spent a little more time on you. " The whole class was rolling with laughter and she says " Why you are laughing? This is where music comes from. " We all were just like " THAT'S A SONG !!!!!!! " Yeah she wasn't praising Geoffrey after that....

  • @1413088
    @1413088 Před 6 lety

    Aw I love his mom

  • @Nowehi305
    @Nowehi305 Před 8 lety

    Amazing I love him

  • @sladewilson9406
    @sladewilson9406 Před 9 lety +4

    That's hilarious!

  • @Legacy241
    @Legacy241 Před 9 lety

    Bandera, Texas!!! That's my hometown. Didn't even know we had a little Mr. Texas.

  • @mariyahabbas7004
    @mariyahabbas7004 Před 5 lety

    I love this guy😂

  • @Tootsie-yj1rz
    @Tootsie-yj1rz Před 5 lety

    ❤️his mother

  • @la1651
    @la1651 Před 4 lety +1

    I love his mom 😍😂

  • @louiso.4325
    @louiso.4325 Před 7 lety

    Lmao when Jimmy was going "NO NO NO" I almost died

  • @tomossurrey
    @tomossurrey Před 9 lety +3

    He had some Lone Star in that mug next to him.

  • @atharvabidwalkar3256
    @atharvabidwalkar3256 Před 7 lety

    @1:24 Jimmy's reaction like "I hate my fucking job!" :P

  • @maryaguirre89
    @maryaguirre89 Před 7 lety +2

    Funny!!! Thats the type of mumm I will be wen my kids grow up lol. Its funny guys!😄😄

  • @AyngeMackay
    @AyngeMackay Před 8 lety +1

    "Look, don't complicate this." ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @gigid9606
    @gigid9606 Před 9 lety +7

    Omg. Great storyteller. IF it aint true it ought to be.

  • @vww3606
    @vww3606 Před 9 lety

    Anybody else read that last bit in the title like Matthew? Plagiarize... cool calm and collected. with a slight whistle in the ''z''' part.

  • @LoveMusic4652
    @LoveMusic4652 Před 9 lety

    Lovely story. Moms are the best ever:)

  • @Mr_i_o
    @Mr_i_o Před 9 lety

    #loveIt #amazing Reminds me of my mother!

  • @erindoesthethings
    @erindoesthethings Před 9 lety +1

    His moms the best lol

  • @ashnahkhalidkhan2244
    @ashnahkhalidkhan2244 Před 4 lety

    Mom logic 😂😂😂

  • @jenniferford7450
    @jenniferford7450 Před 8 lety

  • @lizimoodyspecter7281
    @lizimoodyspecter7281 Před 5 lety

    Mom is the best!

  • @BeatMe77
    @BeatMe77 Před 9 lety +3

    '' i was little Mr.Texas before anyone paid me to be little Mr.Texas... i just liked the way it felt..''

  • @winterlover89
    @winterlover89 Před 9 lety

    It is so sweet that his mom told him that he'd won!

  • @w.holtgordonjr.6092
    @w.holtgordonjr.6092 Před 5 lety

    Very engaging story teller. Cool cat

  • @0bstinacy
    @0bstinacy Před 9 lety

    LOL brilliant

  • @IwonaF333
    @IwonaF333 Před 7 lety

    Jimmy didn't expect that 😅

  • @gabrielacruz4071
    @gabrielacruz4071 Před 9 lety

    Matthew

  • @ishammahajan194
    @ishammahajan194 Před 7 lety +10

    alright alright alrighttt

  • @BODosh
    @BODosh Před 9 lety

    That accent

  • @servantgrimm8360
    @servantgrimm8360 Před 9 lety

    Haha good times.... Love ya all

  • @bryansu5824
    @bryansu5824 Před 9 lety

    I've been to band era, pretty far from h town, but friggin AMAZING

  • @starbabi7
    @starbabi7 Před 9 lety

    I agree, he did not allow interruption. But in a polite way . That is one polished dude

  • @vho1801
    @vho1801 Před 9 lety +1

    His mom is a genius lol

  • @Arsenov92
    @Arsenov92 Před 9 lety +3

    "hey...i was driving a handy car.....way before i got paid to drive one....i just like how it feels..."

  • @JoseEllen1
    @JoseEllen1 Před 9 lety

    love it

  • @priscillaparedes3888
    @priscillaparedes3888 Před 8 lety

    What was that look on jimmy's face at 1:24 lol

  • @richardhsuh
    @richardhsuh Před rokem

    2:29 Murica baby

  • @wewantyourblo0d
    @wewantyourblo0d Před 9 lety +1

    To those asking, the poem is Ann Ashford, "If I Found a Wistful Unicorn"

  • @g.valverde2986
    @g.valverde2986 Před 8 lety +1

    Moms said yolo lol

  • @PS3AhoyCustomURL
    @PS3AhoyCustomURL Před 8 lety +2

    Here's a great poem:
    I remember you was conflicted
    Misusing your influence
    Sometimes I did the same
    Abusing my power, full of resentment
    Resentment that turned into a deep depression
    Found myself screaming in a hotel room
    I didn't want to self destruct
    The evils of Lucy was all around me
    So I went running for answers
    Until I came home
    But that didn't stop survivor's guilt
    Going back and forth trying to convince myself the stripes I earned
    Or maybe how A-1 my foundation was
    But while my loved ones was fighting a continuous war back in the city
    I was entering a new one
    A war that was based on apartheid and discrimination
    Made me wanna go back to the city and tell the homies what I learned
    The word was respect
    Just because you wore a different gang color than mine's
    Doesn't mean I can't respect you as a black man
    Forgetting all the pain and hurt we caused each other in these streets
    If I respect you, we unify and stop the enemy from killing us
    But I don't know, I'm no mortal man, maybe I'm just another nigga
    - Kendrick Lamar

  • @thedoncastellani
    @thedoncastellani Před 9 lety +1

    how funny would it be if McConaughey told some stories like this but in his True Detective Rust Chloe persona and using cut up beer bottles to illustrate it

  • @jasminekelley1079
    @jasminekelley1079 Před 9 lety

    I love hearing him talk ahha

  • @hcn3651
    @hcn3651 Před 8 lety

    I love southern accents lol

  • @chypres89
    @chypres89 Před 9 lety +62

    im not gay but rly so handsome ? .. hahah iguess we are abit gay sometimes..

    • @garethmak699
      @garethmak699 Před 9 lety +27

      nigga you gay

    • @ThisgirlsfromVA
      @ThisgirlsfromVA Před 9 lety +47

      chypres89 It doesn't make you gay to think another man is handsome.

    • @luvyou-baby
      @luvyou-baby Před 9 lety +6

      im abit gay for brad pitt

    • @KptnHaddock_
      @KptnHaddock_ Před 9 lety +1

      Haha I hear you :D

    • @m.2891
      @m.2891 Před 9 lety

      ima bit les for adriana lima:S..it happends

  • @ArianaAlexis
    @ArianaAlexis Před 9 lety +5

    What is that poem?

  • @brothadude
    @brothadude Před 9 lety

    I think the mink oil story is the still the funniest that and the one he told on George Lopez

  • @mackagan321
    @mackagan321 Před 8 lety

    that little Mr. Texas photo looks more like Woody Harrelson than himself