15 Reasons You're a Beta Male

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    15 Reasons You're a Beta Male
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  • @moritz1068
    @moritz1068 Před 3 lety +6960

    #1 sign you’re a beta male: you use the terms beta and alpha unironically

  • @lorddistraction4490
    @lorddistraction4490 Před 3 lety +2297

    The woman sounds like she's mad at her husband and is trying to get at him 😂😂😂

  • @paigekellam6988
    @paigekellam6988 Před 3 lety +939

    I love how ethan was literally describing friends with benefits but probably didn’t know

    • @bigrandomun9267
      @bigrandomun9267 Před 2 lety +23

      Yeah he was probably thinking 'I just have these benefits with my friends. Don't know what it's called though'

  • @plestern08
    @plestern08 Před 3 lety +855

    The people who wrote this are probably the same people who think that you can get taller by going to the gym

    • @lilviruz9653
      @lilviruz9653 Před 3 lety +10

      lMFAO FACTS

    • @dominicwolstenholme7327
      @dominicwolstenholme7327 Před 3 lety +12

      Bro how dare you say that you beta
      Oh shit this video was months ago I'm beta
      Oh shit I edited this I'm even more beta
      Fml

    • @chigglewiggle7868
      @chigglewiggle7868 Před 2 lety +4

      @@dominicwolstenholme7327 betaception

    • @Huey111
      @Huey111 Před 2 lety

      I grew since I started working out doe

    • @somi4755
      @somi4755 Před rokem

      from after 5 years old until 25 you shouldn’t drink milk because it helps to make your bones stronger which then effects it’s growth. milk and whatever else that has calcium in it, i’m not saying you shouldn’t drink at all but dont overdo it as well then you will be fine. (that’s a tip i got from a doctor)

  • @creativeusername1355
    @creativeusername1355 Před 3 lety +4136

    what I learned:
    - if you have depression, you're a beta male

  • @TRAETHAONE
    @TRAETHAONE Před 3 lety +5286

    My therapist: "so what's wrong?"
    Me: I feel depressed and like my life isn't going to get any better.
    My therapist: "No you're not depressed! You're just a beta male."
    Me: oh.. thanks, that helped a lot.

  • @equ1noxii599
    @equ1noxii599 Před 3 lety +899

    So many people getting pissed at the woman narrating and not realising that she’s been paid to narrate and didn’t write the script herself.

    • @killerbeast999
      @killerbeast999 Před 3 lety +28

      But some people don’t understand she wanted to get paid for it and would polly get hate 🙄

    • @fohduhskreets8301
      @fohduhskreets8301 Před 3 lety

      isn't it WEIRD how most of us will never acknowledge each other's existence, for example, if you're reading this, this is probably the first and last time you'll see THIS czcams.com/video/1S0IsyDS_NU/video.html

    • @uglydude4691
      @uglydude4691 Před 3 lety +10

      What if she wrote the script?

    • @laszlonagy02
      @laszlonagy02 Před 3 lety +6

      Doesn't matter. You can't talk about staff you don't know.

    • @leenguyen6056
      @leenguyen6056 Před 3 lety +9

      People need to chill. Nobody actually uses alpha and beta in a serious way

  • @Silverag212
    @Silverag212 Před 3 lety +1183

    The problem is some young kids are going to watch this, think it's legit, and grow up to be insecure, self-hating adults, sad

    • @oni_obaji07
      @oni_obaji07 Před 3 lety +1

      im 14

    • @oni_obaji07
      @oni_obaji07 Před 3 lety +1

      is this a threat to me now that I've received this info?

    • @oni_obaji07
      @oni_obaji07 Před 3 lety +7

      bro. im worried now

    • @Silverag212
      @Silverag212 Před 3 lety +52

      Lit Man well....do you think the video they are watching is legit? Do YOU think you are a beta male? My point is you shouldn't think poorly of yourself, love yourself, know your flaws, and true to yourself. I wouldn't worry mate :) besides, you ain't a kid, you're on your way to being an adult ^^

    • @darklurker1239
      @darklurker1239 Před 3 lety +55

      @@oni_obaji07 14? Dude, you're old enough to know that watching a video that you clearly think is bullshit won't make you change just because you watched it. It's only bad if you think the list is legit.

  • @RudyPhile
    @RudyPhile Před 3 lety +2371

    Tobi:- Who BULLIED you Simon
    Simon:- "Life Flash back"

    • @MrMoski
      @MrMoski Před 3 lety +7

      Lets see how many subs I can gain from this comment
      Current 1703

    • @NAXTY
      @NAXTY Před 3 lety +3

      Lets see how many subs i can get from this comment
      Currently: 100 subs

    • @AKDUGI
      @AKDUGI Před 3 lety +73

      These bots are so annoying

    • @popp1550
      @popp1550 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @popp1550
      @popp1550 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

  • @roisindubh1385
    @roisindubh1385 Před 3 lety +2705

    She definitely tweeted “bring back manly men” after seeing Harry styles in a dress

    • @TheShazMC22
      @TheShazMC22 Před 3 lety +42

      Frrr

    • @mr.100rupees3
      @mr.100rupees3 Před 3 lety +120

      The video is perpousely outrageous to draw views

    • @annmca6373
      @annmca6373 Před 3 lety +4

      Frrrr

    • @Adizero2
      @Adizero2 Před 3 lety +9

      @@mr.100rupees3 that definetly makes sense

    • @MOPTV2
      @MOPTV2 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/JNhdTOS6GyI/video.html

  • @LordSpink
    @LordSpink Před 3 lety +1988

    I love how the Alpha & Beta theory was taken back by it's original author due to failed observation that was discovered later. Yet western culture seem to have adopted it as their new religion. Actually can't believe videos like that exist, I'd rather watch Logan Paul in the forest.

  • @natb9919
    @natb9919 Před 3 lety +90

    Ethan: "You have a boyfriend so please watch this language, Simon."
    Simon: *Clutches his invisible pearls *

  • @the1namelisa
    @the1namelisa Před 3 lety +1920

    This is no longer sidemen reacts. It’s Ethan and friends reacts

    • @ManiacMemes
      @ManiacMemes Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @popp1550
      @popp1550 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @liamomaonaigh9743
      @liamomaonaigh9743 Před 3 lety +59

      Its so annoying that hes on so mant

    • @popp1550
      @popp1550 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @ManiacMemes
      @ManiacMemes Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is

  • @shush5878
    @shush5878 Před 3 lety +3135

    Everyone who self promotes in the comments are beta males

    • @_conger
      @_conger Před 3 lety +99

      @@rolofogobojogughugh6892 I see you have fallen right down his trap

    • @aliceyue1754
      @aliceyue1754 Před 3 lety +17

      @@_conger lmaooooo

    • @BusbobYt
      @BusbobYt Před 3 lety

      The underdog of CZcams czcams.com/video/0ocjVJwVGBw/video.html

    • @harrisonhunn3334
      @harrisonhunn3334 Před 3 lety

      Agree subscribe to 6ix9ine on youtube- this is his undercover account.

    • @MONEYnMILLIONS
      @MONEYnMILLIONS Před 3 lety

      it is sad that VIK broke up with his girlfriend czcams.com/video/AlfhkYTqscc/video.html

  • @AD-xg4nu
    @AD-xg4nu Před 3 lety +64

    Simon couldn't stand up to his bullies meanwhile Ethan was curb stomping them

  • @Armzilla123
    @Armzilla123 Před 3 lety +29

    “Ask them out on a date-“
    Tobi: noted

  • @emilyisme8
    @emilyisme8 Před 3 lety +3329

    This trio is underrated 😂

  • @imposter8426
    @imposter8426 Před 3 lety +511

    tobi: who bullied you
    simon: sigh i wish i was never here

    • @puwgjauipgj2686
      @puwgjauipgj2686 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @popp1550
      @popp1550 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @imposter8426
      @imposter8426 Před 3 lety

      is this a bot

    • @imposter8426
      @imposter8426 Před 3 lety +4

      @@popp1550 go drop in a well

    • @imposter8426
      @imposter8426 Před 3 lety

      @@michellealexander576 NO NOT MORE

  • @crimsonizedghoul
    @crimsonizedghoul Před 3 lety +756

    This woman is so mean lol. If you ain’t a buff billionaire then she gonna insult you.

    • @stincc4319
      @stincc4319 Před 3 lety +17

      I found this video as an insult

    • @FutureGohanDbz
      @FutureGohanDbz Před 3 lety +71

      @@stincc4319 that's a pretty beta male thing to do (avoids eye contact)

    • @iiTzhicham
      @iiTzhicham Před 3 lety +6

      I think number 15 applies to you.

    • @sIimepoop
      @sIimepoop Před 3 lety +7

      Kinda sounds like you’re a beta

    • @fohduhskreets8301
      @fohduhskreets8301 Před 3 lety

      isn't it WEIRD how most of us will never acknowledge each other's existence, for example, if you're reading this, this is probably the first and last time you'll see THIS czcams.com/video/1S0IsyDS_NU/video.html

  • @rubymaed4815
    @rubymaed4815 Před 3 lety +26

    Ethan sassing Simon was hilarious

  • @fjm3919
    @fjm3919 Před 3 lety +1374

    All I’m saying is if a man did this about a woman there would be outrage

    • @MrMoski
      @MrMoski Před 3 lety +4

      Lets see how many subs I can gain from this comment
      Current 1706

    • @heather77f
      @heather77f Před 3 lety +352

      I’m a woman and I couldn’t agree any more. I feel so bad for the guys that felt bad about themselves after watching this. She was literally just judging men that are more feminine and aren’t huge dicks.

    • @ManiacMemes
      @ManiacMemes Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @lilymatuskovaxo7614
      @lilymatuskovaxo7614 Před 3 lety +151

      im a girl and this 100% true sexism is a both way thing and people need to know that

    • @popp1550
      @popp1550 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

  • @bad1uckcharm485
    @bad1uckcharm485 Před 3 lety +343

    Ethan: *Filming a video with Elz The Witch 3 and a half weeks ago*
    Ethan: "I last porked about 3 and a half weeks ago"
    Me-👁👄👁

  • @raiderz147
    @raiderz147 Před 3 lety +282

    Tobi: "who bullied you simon?" 🤔
    Ethan: "what's her name?" 😂
    Simon: "SHUT UP BRO" 😒
    AHH FRIENDS

  • @deffy7924
    @deffy7924 Před 3 lety +106

    Sidemen: pronounces "beta" as "bey-ta"
    Jj: "bee-ta"

    • @willbaker6532
      @willbaker6532 Před 3 lety +15

      To be fair... in British English the correct pronunciation is "Bee-Ta"
      The American version is "Bey-ta"
      So JJ is the only one who says it correctly

  • @jamesgillett9559
    @jamesgillett9559 Před 3 lety +227

    “This doesn’t count for like dinner”🤣🤣

  • @bendavison7750
    @bendavison7750 Před 3 lety +186

    When ur in the friendzone, but vik's in the warzone

    • @convict3327
      @convict3327 Před 3 lety

      @F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? midunesti nane

    • @lozcast7924
      @lozcast7924 Před 3 lety

      what's the joke that they used to make on vik but they can't now? I am guessing it's related to curry.

    • @Ngaskin22
      @Ngaskin22 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lozcast7924 about kids

    • @VenomEffects
      @VenomEffects Před 3 lety +3

      this is the only comment that made me laughed after reading it. Coz its true lmao. Vikk care more about the Warzone

  • @pwb.9486
    @pwb.9486 Před 3 lety +119

    *family member dies*
    Me sad not happy with how life is going
    Her: U ARE NOT AN ALPHA MALE

  • @liolatte
    @liolatte Před 3 lety +19

    hello there! teen w anxiety here- i have some tips and tricks for how to feel comfortable (and to know the other person is comfortable) with eye contact
    1. Don’t stare: it’s natural to look away occasionally when talking to someone- you don’t have to maintain eye contact throughout the whole interaction
    2. relax your body: this can really help prevent distractions and nervousness which can lead to looking away
    3. read the mood: If the other person is bad with eye contact (i.e. looking away often, avoiding direct eye contact completely) then you can look away too. passively survey you surroundings instead, while occasionally looking back to remind the person that you are still engaged in the conversation. this can really help someone feel better and more comfortable
    4. public interactions: if you’re too nervous to look a cashier or waiter in the eye, try looking at something related to what you’re talking about- if you’re about to order food, look at the menu, if you’re checking out look through your purse or focus on paying. Remember to make eye contact when saying thank you, though- helps you portray how genuine you are
    Anyway, i hope these help! i was diagnosed at the age of 6ish and i NEVER made eye contact until i was around 9 or 10. like ever. Only briefly. I basically taught myself how to maintain eye contact while avoiding anxiety attacks. I can now order food on my own, make doctor’s appointment, and even ask questions in the middle of a store (which i never dreamed of doing)
    So yeah. enjoy!

  • @akshattsingh8679
    @akshattsingh8679 Před 3 lety +511

    " YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS VIDEO. "
    Me: No, now I just want to die.....

    • @justmoe1632
      @justmoe1632 Před 3 lety +14

      Me who’s gotten 16/15 in the vid
      👁👄👁

    • @DevSingh-lb3zv
      @DevSingh-lb3zv Před 3 lety +2

      U guys r kidding buts it's true for me

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 Před 3 lety +17

      The video was just made to piss people I swear

    • @1mil.idiots.109
      @1mil.idiots.109 Před 3 lety

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    • @lugi25
      @lugi25 Před 3 lety +4

      @@aj3706 it is. eveyone has their own issues in life and videos or terms like these just make it worse. its like astrology, it generalizes people or makes people believe they are what they're told.

  • @OwenSmith5
    @OwenSmith5 Před 3 lety +120

    Ninja handing out quotes like he's Gandhi

    • @fohduhskreets8301
      @fohduhskreets8301 Před 3 lety

      isn't it WEIRD how most of us will never acknowledge each other's existence, for example, if you're reading this, this is probably the first and last time you'll see THIS czcams.com/video/1S0IsyDS_NU/video.html

  • @dianampm99
    @dianampm99 Před rokem

    This was one of my fave react videos! Honestly when ethans in a good mood he also lifts the guys even more (even tho they are usually seem in good mood anyway)

  • @-Dana_
    @-Dana_ Před 3 lety +15

    At 11:22 tobi’s head is perfectly synced in with the picture lmao

  • @katelijnhovestad8382
    @katelijnhovestad8382 Před 3 lety +534

    Honestly, if theres anything that makes you a loser, its judging other people on things that arent your business

    • @malu25925
      @malu25925 Před 3 lety +13

      this!!

    • @yugatrasclart4439
      @yugatrasclart4439 Před 3 lety +6

      Literally every person judges others lol

    • @katelijnhovestad8382
      @katelijnhovestad8382 Před 3 lety +28

      @@yugatrasclart4439 i know, but the whole alpha male thing takes it too far

    • @jacobscrivener2967
      @jacobscrivener2967 Před 3 lety +1

      It's very clear that there are 2 types of men. alpha and beta. And societies are built on alpha males. Take out all alpha males (strong leaders) and I guarantee and society would not survive.

    • @katelijnhovestad8382
      @katelijnhovestad8382 Před 3 lety +8

      @@jacobscrivener2967 calm down dude, its 2021. people are dressing up as the opposite gender, transitioning, rejecting societies norms and identifing as pink trees, and theres nothing you or anyone can do about it. i reccomend accepting the world we live in instead of trying to stuff people into boxes

  • @blackrose_221
    @blackrose_221 Před 3 lety +124

    Shes the type of woman who will act all nice and smile when you prove her wrong but will microwave her cat when shes alone.
    And the type of woman who will destroy your world because you got her the wrong color mercedes

    • @anuragnepal331
      @anuragnepal331 Před 3 lety +15

      Seems like you've taken it a bit too personally 😂

    • @agarthalartey6868
      @agarthalartey6868 Před 3 lety +2

      lol but most of her points ain't wrong to be honest.

    • @eddy0010
      @eddy0010 Před 3 lety +6

      @Afsaneh trust me, no woman really cars about this shit except the shallow ones. The original channel is literally run by dudes but they get a female narrator to get people's attention. The only people that really care about this shit are most likely incles, not women

    • @browneyedummie.8321
      @browneyedummie.8321 Před 3 lety

      *czcams.com/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/video.html*

    • @dso9029
      @dso9029 Před 3 lety

      Facts 😂

  • @averagename9978
    @averagename9978 Před 3 lety +14

    Simon always says welcome back to Si-mon reacts and no1 ever notices 🤣🤣

  • @scottmorrison4482
    @scottmorrison4482 Před 3 lety +18

    Ethan “I have done things with mates”
    Elz been real quiet since this video came out

  • @smellynigua
    @smellynigua Před 3 lety +103

    Imagine being depressed and upset with your life and some random chick tells you you're a beta male

  • @nikjost3137
    @nikjost3137 Před 3 lety +95

    Things we need to know about the sidemen:
    -what harry said in that video
    -who bullied simon

  • @istillhavemyteeth589
    @istillhavemyteeth589 Před 3 lety +32

    Starting tomorrow I’m gonna be ALPHA. I’m gonna March right up to my boss and tell him what’s what. I’m the leader now! Thanks Alux!
    EDIT: I got fired. Thanks Alux!
    2ND EDIT: I’m being evicted because I can’t make rent because I got fired. THANKS ALUX!!!

  • @ronadobribantes7489
    @ronadobribantes7489 Před 3 lety +10

    Idk why but Ethan screeming "oooooooi we're the fucking sidemen " always has me in stitches

  • @carlosestanqueiro2933
    @carlosestanqueiro2933 Před 3 lety +27

    What she pretty much said was
    1. You have depression? BETA!

  • @RockyRocko21
    @RockyRocko21 Před 3 lety +120

    As soon as Ethan started talking about friend zone : Elz the witch joined the chat

    • @doubletapthatdotty4597
      @doubletapthatdotty4597 Před 3 lety +5

      You took the words out of my mouth bro

    • @sarah.d4842
      @sarah.d4842 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @ASTROCYBR123
      @ASTROCYBR123 Před 3 lety +11

      Although he did mention that you can shag in the friend zone xD

    • @puwgjauipgj2686
      @puwgjauipgj2686 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lmfao

    • @afijaeuh1138
      @afijaeuh1138 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lmfao

  • @RnSZN
    @RnSZN Před 3 lety +25

    My respect for tobi and Simon for defending anime has SKY ROCKETED

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps Před 3 lety +10

    "U can lift a lil weight but wheres your girl?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @o_kichu
    @o_kichu Před 3 lety +121

    Nobody:
    Ethan: * randomly doing Tiktok dances *

    • @1mil.idiots.109
      @1mil.idiots.109 Před 3 lety

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    • @fohduhskreets8301
      @fohduhskreets8301 Před 3 lety

      isn't it WEIRD how most of us will never acknowledge each other's existence, for example, if you're reading this, this is probably the first and last time you'll see THIS czcams.com/video/1S0IsyDS_NU/video.html

  • @izzyhinchliffe326
    @izzyhinchliffe326 Před 3 lety +194

    that beta male video was actually so cruel, especially the comments about having certain hobbies. if something makes you happy then do it! also a lot of the things they listen were symptoms of depression. talk about kicking someone when they’re down! if this video was made about a woman, there would probably be outrage (this is coming from a woman btw, not a ‘beta male’ before u lot start having a go)

    • @kapishjoshi4576
      @kapishjoshi4576 Před 3 lety +44

      I was honestly thinking the same thing cause like if you, for example have depression, anxiety, or even autism being called a beta male and being told by some narrator to just fix is easily is such a diss. But, don’t worry about it a lot of these supposedly “self-help” videos are a sham anyways. True happiness, like you said, comes from doing things you enjoy and hanging out with people that truly make you happy.

    • @Troxious
      @Troxious Před 3 lety +16

      yeah she was waffling hella amounts... She seemed to hate weebs or something because she kept referring to people who watch anime as beta males.... makes me sad tbh

    • @samdutfield5932
      @samdutfield5932 Před 3 lety

      Something a beta male would say

    • @otakugamer9273
      @otakugamer9273 Před 3 lety +9

      I got annoyed by this vid a woman who judged men and they say its a motivation you don't have to be an alpha male or rich and famous to have a perfect life you can have an average life and still be happy but the most important thing that you have a dignity and respect and heart that what determine us as humans not by having a specific hobby or being buffed and have perfect taste and wearing brands don't let someone like them decide who you are

    • @denzelnorman7437
      @denzelnorman7437 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes i respect your opinion

  • @samappleyard4464
    @samappleyard4464 Před rokem +3

    Behz took the friend zone advice and now look at him 🤣

  • @MyrandaJ
    @MyrandaJ Před 3 lety +9

    One thing I've learned:
    I, a woman, am a beta male.

  • @garvwadhwa5387
    @garvwadhwa5387 Před 3 lety +210

    Ethan : *Dances cause he thinks he’s physically strong*
    Also Ethan: Was slower than Harry’s 80 year old parents with back problems in a marathon.

    • @MrDerek-km6xw
      @MrDerek-km6xw Před 3 lety +9

      Garv Wadhwa that’s what a beta male would say

    • @convict3327
      @convict3327 Před 3 lety +3

      look at sidemen olympics

    • @fohduhskreets8301
      @fohduhskreets8301 Před 3 lety

      isn't it WEIRD how most of us will never acknowledge each other's existence, for example, if you're reading this, this is probably the first and last time you'll see THIS czcams.com/video/1S0IsyDS_NU/video.html

  • @cherrypie3830
    @cherrypie3830 Před 3 lety +5

    I have debilitating anxiety and depression and the last few weeks have been hard to the point that I started hating life. I was crying and having an anxiety attack just now and I decided to watch to distract myself. Thanks for uploading daily and making me smile and laugh.

  • @ParaRob
    @ParaRob Před 3 lety

    Lol!! He said your "pastime" is the time in your life you did things to pass time like playing video games. Your pastime is actually the things you did that trigger a nostalgic feeling. For example; "Having a BBQ during the summer is one of my favorite pastimes."
    The definition of pastime is an activity or hobby that someone does regularly for enjoyment and mot for work. One of my favorite pastimes is watching and playing baseball.

  • @yasarumit
    @yasarumit Před 3 lety +4

    Ethan screaming everytime he hears the word "Friend" lmfao

  • @olivergee174
    @olivergee174 Před 3 lety +50

    I think everyone just has to accept that Ethan is sooo loud 😂 he isn’t out here killing people my man just gets excited very easily 😅

    • @afijaeuh1138
      @afijaeuh1138 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lol

    • @yeshurtrash1684
      @yeshurtrash1684 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lol

    • @puwgjauipgj2686
      @puwgjauipgj2686 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is

    • @BusbobYt
      @BusbobYt Před 3 lety

      The underdog of CZcams czcams.com/video/0ocjVJwVGBw/video.html

    • @Lauren-xo
      @Lauren-xo Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah exactly like it can be annoying at times but it’s just who he is

  • @darrendixon5786
    @darrendixon5786 Před 3 lety +120

    Roman kemp is my guess who bullied Simon because he was in jj’s class when he did the science rap

    • @eos8720
      @eos8720 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah thats what i thought

    • @cloroxbleach8469
      @cloroxbleach8469 Před 3 lety +3

      It could be deji

    • @e33u75
      @e33u75 Před 3 lety

      How do you know that?

    • @ishi7800
      @ishi7800 Před 3 lety +18

      @@cloroxbleach8469 what?? Deji can't because I am pretty sure jj wouldn't let him and he is younger than siimon. And I am sure if he was he would've mentioned it in the diss tracks

    • @huzaifyousuf1904
      @huzaifyousuf1904 Před 3 lety

      could be gudgon Daniel

  • @obiwan4321
    @obiwan4321 Před 3 lety +5

    The way how Ethan is saying he looks people in the eye but when he does videos with elz he literally never looks her in the eye

  • @jakub9640
    @jakub9640 Před 3 lety +49

    I can in imagine in 2 years when Vik has reached tier 4 alpha he'll be ripped as fuck and 7 feet tall

  • @bethwaters8835
    @bethwaters8835 Před 3 lety +188

    Nobody:
    Me: Me getting 12/15 and becoming the definition of ‘beta male’

  • @kyrakade8893
    @kyrakade8893 Před 3 lety +151

    This ‘motivational video’ is actually so toxic

    • @adrianramos9763
      @adrianramos9763 Před 3 lety +2

      So are you for using "toxic" unironically

    • @dann7598
      @dann7598 Před 3 lety +8

      Beta

    • @laurikotivuori1585
      @laurikotivuori1585 Před 3 lety +1

      But it is realistic. People who don't get shit done and make excuses aren't a functioning part of the society.

    • @ZaCkStA009
      @ZaCkStA009 Před 3 lety +1

      I just knew people would be calling this person beta 🤣🤣🤣

    • @siddery8080
      @siddery8080 Před 3 lety +5

      @@laurikotivuori1585 Wasn't that like 1 part of the video?

  • @SheffKane
    @SheffKane Před 2 lety

    Ethan playing for both sides!! I peeped the FaZe drip

  • @redi330
    @redi330 Před 3 lety +4

    Bruh Ethan's laugh made this video a try not to laugh 😂

  • @hyperactive3407
    @hyperactive3407 Před 3 lety +79

    Me: I feel like my life isn’t getting better
    My therapist: your a beta male

  • @paigejay
    @paigejay Před 3 lety +27

    16:47 this was so unexpected it kinda scared me ngl lmao

  • @AJ-tn9kw
    @AJ-tn9kw Před 3 lety +1

    Simon has a underrated humor ongg😂

  • @jamielord9713
    @jamielord9713 Před 3 lety +3

    Ethan regretted his floss straight away 😂🤣

  • @andrewpotter3182
    @andrewpotter3182 Před 3 lety +197

    I'm going to face the bullies right now yeah, this woman is a absolute tosspot, live your life fellas, don't let videos change your perception on how you should live, live life the way you want to. sidemen reacts is king

    • @neno2754
      @neno2754 Před 3 lety +7

      Even if u enjoy being lazy or u are depressed and cant turn ur life around everyone has to live life as with much enjoyment as they can without falling into escapism and dreams

    • @andrewpotter3182
      @andrewpotter3182 Před 3 lety +5

      @@neno2754 you honestly seem like the type of person I'd love to sit down and have a good conversation with. your comment was very well put

    • @cozmay62
      @cozmay62 Před 2 lety

      LOL beta male

    • @jizzzzzz2060
      @jizzzzzz2060 Před rokem +1

      @@neno2754 the hipocracy with this reply is you probably live the same life

  • @ismellgood8836
    @ismellgood8836 Před 3 lety +133

    I have nothing to say so, stay hydrated

    • @chaabitahatakieddine591
      @chaabitahatakieddine591 Před 3 lety +4

      Thank you

    • @puwgjauipgj2686
      @puwgjauipgj2686 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @messifati2059
      @messifati2059 Před 3 lety

      W2s being stupidest for 17 seconds czcams.com/video/jzd-5QsbOxk/video.html

    • @mkch9
      @mkch9 Před 3 lety +5

      @@puwgjauipgj2686 no one cares stop promoting. Ironic how the video is on beta males too🤣👍🏼

    • @mkch9
      @mkch9 Před 3 lety +4

      @@messifati2059 you too

  • @gusbusshmurda1731
    @gusbusshmurda1731 Před rokem

    Ethan in a good mood is an amazing person to watch I’m not even gonna cap

  • @kingehtna6252
    @kingehtna6252 Před 3 lety +2

    10:20 quote “me and Elz are just REALLY good friends”😂😳

  • @kobya6505
    @kobya6505 Před 3 lety +37

    Conspiracy, what if it was duncun who used to bully Simon, that’s why his facial expression changes when jj brings up his name

    • @puwgjauipgj2686
      @puwgjauipgj2686 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lmfao

    • @afijaeuh1138
      @afijaeuh1138 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lmfao

    • @tobiasa9071
      @tobiasa9071 Před 3 lety

      @@afijaeuh1138 thanks a fidget spinner for granting me this cookie

    • @tobiasa9071
      @tobiasa9071 Před 3 lety

      @@puwgjauipgj2686 thanks pug auiofj for showing me this!

    • @andrew_c_b_
      @andrew_c_b_ Před 3 lety +3

      Perhaps, but I think Roman Kemp is more plausible as they went to the same school and would explain why he wouldn't be able to say. I hope not given he seems like a decent guy now but I guess in the past he may have acted differently?

  • @skylersmith3466
    @skylersmith3466 Před 3 lety +33

    “I don’t like looking people in the eyes cuz I’m afraid they’ll fall in love with me”
    ~
    “What if you just are better than everyone else” Lmao ffs Simon I stg 😂

  • @ElixoYT
    @ElixoYT Před 3 lety +5

    16:48 I BACKED away from my 17inch laptop screen at this moment

  • @ImanuelWrightII
    @ImanuelWrightII Před 3 lety +1

    Quiz has me reevaluating my life 🤣

  • @siddeshvenkatraman7938
    @siddeshvenkatraman7938 Před 3 lety +38

    The guy who bullied Simon is Joe Weller. He's mentioned it in a podcast before, some of it atleast

    • @Daniel-di3mt
      @Daniel-di3mt Před 3 lety +3

      Really? Did they go to the same school then?

    • @AS-mw6pw
      @AS-mw6pw Před 3 lety +1

      It’s not Weller. It’s Roman Kemp

    • @Daniel-di3mt
      @Daniel-di3mt Před 3 lety

      @@AS-mw6pw who?

    • @ethanbutler7866
      @ethanbutler7866 Před 3 lety

      @@Daniel-di3mt he's a TV and radio presenter and also the son of Martin Kemp(singer) he went to the same school as Simon and JJ and that's why people are speculating that it's him but that's all it is there's no proof at all. Personally I doubt it was Roman because he was friends with JJ Also I don't think Weller even went to the same school as he was introduced to JJ by Roman so it's probably not him either.

  • @vasiliki00
    @vasiliki00 Před 3 lety +7

    This is one of my favorite reacts video...so jokes and chill

  • @ScVr_
    @ScVr_ Před 3 lety +2

    8:20 Simon not talkin to them he talking to the bully 😂😂

  • @dylannelson8271
    @dylannelson8271 Před 3 lety

    I like the pops when ever the face cams come into frame

  • @rando7086
    @rando7086 Před 3 lety +4

    it’s 4 in the morning i live in Australia finally i have got to a sidemen video within the hour it has been uploaded. i’m so happy

  • @JaneDoe-cz5oe
    @JaneDoe-cz5oe Před 3 lety +34

    please hire someone to ban and delete these bots it's ruining the whole sidemen comment section.

  • @CaptainJacob2007
    @CaptainJacob2007 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Bro we need the alpha male video cause this one was so good

  • @Jade_Raven
    @Jade_Raven Před 3 lety +4

    Ethan panicking at the friendzone bit
    Meanwhile Elz watching this laughing

  • @Foos3yOW
    @Foos3yOW Před 3 lety +7

    Simon Tobi and Ethan are the best combo in Sidemen Reacts

  • @demonsluger
    @demonsluger Před 3 lety +5

    Simon said it great "but what if you just are better than everyone else"

  • @relapsebeatbox
    @relapsebeatbox Před 3 lety +1

    Considering my nickname is A-Darg I personally loved this intro ☺️👊🏽

  • @bigsauce1971
    @bigsauce1971 Před 3 lety +4

    THE JUMPER ETHAN IS WEARING IS ELZ THE WITCHES

  • @rahulraheja6919
    @rahulraheja6919 Před 3 lety +7

    Vik really did transform from a Beta male to an Alpha, love to see it

  • @Kaiosen-hn7fk
    @Kaiosen-hn7fk Před 3 lety +18

    She says deal with ur bullies but if you do ur probably gonna get cheffed

    • @afijaeuh1138
      @afijaeuh1138 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lmfao

    • @armedinsurgent347
      @armedinsurgent347 Před 3 lety

      A dishwasher cannot speak

  • @ellistapley9317
    @ellistapley9317 Před 3 lety

    Nice West Ham jumper Ethan 😂

  • @bigrandomun9267
    @bigrandomun9267 Před 3 lety +1

    I thought that Simon was wearing an Arsenal shirt in the thumbnail and thought it was absolutely savage.

  • @hazardoussauce3080
    @hazardoussauce3080 Před 3 lety +49

    I feel like the title just straight up violated me.

    • @tinniesealjiji
      @tinniesealjiji Před 3 lety

      It dose you know

    • @puwgjauipgj2686
      @puwgjauipgj2686 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it honestly IS lmao

    • @michellealexander576
      @michellealexander576 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is

    • @yeshurtrash1684
      @yeshurtrash1684 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lol

    • @samuel1_458
      @samuel1_458 Před 3 lety

      Ksi don't play ft.anne Marie preview 👇
      czcams.com/video/obYv8KyKaMU/video.html

  • @blackbullyamitv1310
    @blackbullyamitv1310 Před 3 lety +42

    Freya bullied Simon on his birthday. fun fact

    • @afijaeuh1138
      @afijaeuh1138 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2V4MoU0KZRs/video.html
      idk why it's funny but it is lmfao

  • @sam_im_trash8853
    @sam_im_trash8853 Před 3 lety +6

    "We've built a fuckin empire" 😭

  • @soumyadeepmandal2263
    @soumyadeepmandal2263 Před 3 lety +24

    Simon in MM7 videos:I'm Virgin
    Simon in Sidemen Reacts:(When's the last time you porked?) Recently bro
    Hmmmm

  • @therealthumbsupguy
    @therealthumbsupguy Před 3 lety +6

    15 on 15 mate! I passed this test glamerously and may proudly call me a top Beta man! Thank you Alux for making me feel so much worse and miserable than I felt before ^_^ Precisely what I needed

    • @rakistah4029
      @rakistah4029 Před rokem

      A year later. Have you done anything about it?

  • @samiberkness
    @samiberkness Před 3 lety +7

    Ethan dancing is the funniest thing ever 🤣

  • @mjrfrost6444
    @mjrfrost6444 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow this vid is actually making me re-evaluate my life 😂

  • @xmainiahkills4237
    @xmainiahkills4237 Před 3 lety +2

    I feel like this has already been said but we should have all of the sidemen do a football boot collection video like how Simon and tobi did it before

  • @rowanbrearley4483
    @rowanbrearley4483 Před 3 lety +23

    I reckon the guy that bullied Simon was Roman Kemp

    • @kamronsangha2903
      @kamronsangha2903 Před 3 lety +3

      why

    • @BusbobYt
      @BusbobYt Před 3 lety

      The underdog of CZcams czcams.com/video/0ocjVJwVGBw/video.html

    • @rowanbrearley4483
      @rowanbrearley4483 Před 3 lety +1

      Kamron Sangha they went to school together and Tobi and Ethan seemed pretty surprised so it’s likely going to be someone well known

  • @regi44
    @regi44 Před 3 lety +4

    Why do I love Ethan’s laugh so much

  • @mohammedhaseeb7466
    @mohammedhaseeb7466 Před 3 lety +3

    17:40
    Ethan when did u last time pork
    Tobi that’s haraam 😂😂😂😂

  • @ariana4602
    @ariana4602 Před 3 lety +1

    These trio is so funny😂😂