My ex was canned in the pen 3 minutes from the house. I would ride down the street and see everyone in the yard and be blowing the fk out my horn looking for him. All the inmates waving and whistling. I thought it was so weird how close the prison is to ppl's houses. 😂😂😅
@@Mercenary-1914 People should only snitch if they really didn't do anything and they're being drug into something they had nothing to do with. Other than that I agree do your time for your part and don't snitch.
Don't put this on all women. All women don't want a convinced felon. It's young and dumb, who like bad boys Got felons in my family always begging for money and food. Looking for pain meds to sell on th3 street Why would I want a grown a** man that is one.
my friend is a LAWYER and she cheated on her husband twice with a felon. Turn out he the dude all the married woman go to edit: he found out and they divorced.
Nope, I think that’s on the city tho. They’ll put yo ass working at Lowe’s on a forklift or buffing floors in a hospital overnight, most of them dudes not gonna stick to doing that. They want the money fast.
@covid OUT DAT 19TH WARD, YA HEARD ME?? That's if you can even find a job. People can change but the US prison system and probation system are not inclusive to that, its about the money.
@@masterbaiter9856 I completely agree, it’s like doing just enough to say that they care. If they really wanted to keep people out of prisons or change repeaters, then there needs to be a genuine system to help benefit those people. They’ll parole someone and expect them to hold a job or go back in but only McDonalds or Lowe’s hiring. Why we not getting these people their TWIC IDs and having them work onshore, in plants or transporting and stuff? You want them to believe there is alternatives, then help them see them. NOBODY grown wants to get out of jail and be given a job at a fuckin fast food restaurant and expected to stay there. Crime be tempting because the money is often instant, those reintegration jobs are the slowest money will come.
@@covidoutdat19thwardyaheardme Law abiding citizens don’t get that kind of help why should criminals? They had their chance and chose crime anyway. If you can’t stand waiting for a paycheck that’s your problem. Delayed gratification is essential for our survival as a species and is linked to higher IQs and a higher quality of life.
This is real shit, and why I wasn't 1 of those people clowning 6'9 I understood EXACTLY where he was coming from. You can love the streets, but the definitely won't love you back... I'm PROOF of that... did a 5 year bid for NOT Snitching on the homie, over a crime I didn't even commit, and came home to nothing. Lost everything... house, car, gun license, etc... Don't throw your life away for the streets
@@trish4713 stfu stop tryna tell somebody what to do when you was only raised to believe in a lie so you want others to do the same Ole stupid ass goddammit lol eye killed yo God 🤣
Gotta love them prison promise makers!! 🤣 Remember that you only have yourself weather you in or out and it's worse when you find out your loved ones and homies have gave up on you and forgot about you.
Nah u got it wrong they don't like snitches kuz if they doing something thay brings money everyone getting a piece of the pie but once someone snitches there goes that income
@@Amadeo790 what does my comment have to do with race ..where the fuck did you get all that bull shit from I never said anything about race or anything else ..don’t put words into something that’s not there ..if you want to be stupid go be stupid somewhere else but not with me ..I’ll make you look and feel stupid ..
@@Soulsurviver22 No your right, it was a dumb comment that was all too open ended for anyone that may believe they are always the target. The idea of willingly doing crimes for easy money so willingly and worrying about "snitches" is the problem I see. I mean how about, dont? Maybe leave the whole culture behind like the clothing style or the paranoia or the hate of anyone not like the "homies". The people you were referring to be the problem but admittingly making it about race was my dumb mistake.
Facial expression and walk has me dying😭 This is an indictment on the prison industrial complex exploiting cheap labour and not giving it's inmates decent skills to reintegrate into civilized society. Rehabilitation not just punishment! True Rehabilitation at that
A girl left me for a guy that just got out of prison so I’d say there’s some truth to that even if it’s a joke it’s better that way anyway the funny thing is she kept complaining about how he treated her and that he was an asshole.
Sad but true. The prison industry is no joke. Big money made off big prisons, huge contracts made by the state, to their friend’s corporations , on the tax payer’s dime.
"Women love convicted felons" its so true it hurts. Women can't stay away from them. They will gladly drop kick a boring stable guy to get to a toxic, thug-type of dude.😂
Why no one will ever know. They'll buy his cigarettes his weed and his Jordans all while all he do is play her son video game all day while she work her lil CNA job and come home ask bae WHAT you been doing all Day. What you think 💬 WHAT you left him doing nothing laying up on the couch where u left him
at this point the signs are all around bro, women love men who know how to be naturally confident. Period, the boring stable dude you talking bout is too naive to act natural and handle difficult situations as the man. He's incompetent.
"I ain't nun but a poor real nigga" 😂 that's facts
Felt that
😂😂😂😂😂
"Y'all ain't got no extra bands on y'all?"
😂😂😂😂
lol women love convicted felons so much truth in this..
"Ride for the homies now i aint gotta ride home" lol yall better listen
That part! #Message 😂
💯
True
💯😭😭😂😂
The Quote of the year. This man is hilarious 😂 lol
"I was 5 minutes from your house doing time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀
😭😭😭🍺
My ex was canned in the pen 3 minutes from the house. I would ride down the street and see everyone in the yard and be blowing the fk out my horn looking for him. All the inmates waving and whistling. I thought it was so weird how close the prison is to ppl's houses. 😂😂😅
I used to live not too far from San Quentin
@@CherryGoddess901welcome to the south
He has 10 conversations with himself in a minute🤣🤣🤣 this sh*t just don't get old! Love it
😂😂
“I was 5 minutes from yo house doing time.” 🤣
😂😂😂
@@JhonnyBravadoMusic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@moonshinershonor202 🤣
😭😭😭
@@jakerattle95 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"They talking bout they let me out on early release IM 40 YEARS OLLD" 😭😭😭
😂😂
Bro im 47 I still feel 16 . youl see
37 mi je brooo
@@mikephone7085 I'm 23 and I feel 40💀
1k'th like
"WELCOME HOME BIG TIME.... MAN F*** YOU...." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😅
Me and my brother each day
Nun but a poor real nigga is a quote that should last 60 years from now
“ I should’ve SNITCHED ON EVERYBODY” 😂
He right 😂 😂
Facts
Never snitch. You do the time for the ish you are responsible for. If you can't do the time, then don't do the crime.
@@Mercenary-1914 People should only snitch if they really didn't do anything and they're being drug into something they had nothing to do with. Other than that I agree do your time for your part and don't snitch.
Hell yea he is 😂
“Big fella cuz you free don’t mean that ass don belong to me” Lol Bernard couldn’t let my man get out of jail.
Bernard still on Hard 💀😭😭😭
@@userh657uhfertfhii7 shit had me dead
Yep,.
The way he turnt around😂😂😂
Aye bro 😂 I know my name is Bernard
“ women love convicted felons” 😩😂😂😂 they dooo
Exactly he don't have to worry about anything when he gets home they will take care of him
Don't put this on all women.
All women don't want a convinced felon.
It's young and dumb, who like bad boys
Got felons in my family always begging for money and food.
Looking for pain meds to sell on th3 street
Why would I want a grown a** man that is one.
Yep then will be like niggas ain't shit but wanna date a dude that's been in jail.
my friend is a LAWYER and she cheated on her husband twice with a felon. Turn out he the dude all the married woman go to
edit: he found out and they divorced.
Half of You Are
He filmed this as comedy but he really is breaking down how people come out of jail and end up back in crime
So true. We live in a broken world.
"...talkin' bout, 'Early Release'. I'm 40yrs old!" ✊🏾😂
😂😂😂
He was actually spittin real life facts
1. "They say ride for the homie, out, and I can't even get a ride home."
2. "Women love convicted felons"
Life of a loser.
The real real-life fact is your soul needs Jesus Christ to be saved so you don't get lockdown in hell forever
That part
They real life let me keep my ski 😭😭😭
When the prison system has no real reintegration program just says good luck and wonders why you’re back a month later
Nope, I think that’s on the city tho. They’ll put yo ass working at Lowe’s on a forklift or buffing floors in a hospital overnight, most of them dudes not gonna stick to doing that. They want the money fast.
@covid OUT DAT 19TH WARD, YA HEARD ME?? That's if you can even find a job. People can change but the US prison system and probation system are not inclusive to that, its about the money.
@@masterbaiter9856 I completely agree, it’s like doing just enough to say that they care. If they really wanted to keep people out of prisons or change repeaters, then there needs to be a genuine system to help benefit those people. They’ll parole someone and expect them to hold a job or go back in but only McDonalds or Lowe’s hiring. Why we not getting these people their TWIC IDs and having them work onshore, in plants or transporting and stuff? You want them to believe there is alternatives, then help them see them. NOBODY grown wants to get out of jail and be given a job at a fuckin fast food restaurant and expected to stay there. Crime be tempting because the money is often instant, those reintegration jobs are the slowest money will come.
@@covidoutdat19thwardyaheardme Law abiding citizens don’t get that kind of help why should criminals? They had their chance and chose crime anyway.
If you can’t stand waiting for a paycheck that’s your problem. Delayed gratification is essential for our survival as a species and is linked to higher IQs and a higher quality of life.
Oh no they aren't wondering why you're back, They'd be bewildered if you weren't.
“Y’all ain’t got no extra beds on y’all?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
"Welcome home, Big Time!"
"Man, fuck you!!" LOL
😭😭😭😭😂🤣🤦🏿♂️
🤣🤣🤣
TOOOO funny
💀💀💀
I felt that part frfr
My man had the flip phone with the 2D service......
😂💀
3F service 😂
@@king-ghost1027 😂
🤣🤣🤣⚰️🪦
This is real shit, and why I wasn't 1 of those people clowning 6'9 I understood EXACTLY where he was coming from. You can love the streets, but the definitely won't love you back... I'm PROOF of that... did a 5 year bid for NOT Snitching on the homie, over a crime I didn't even commit, and came home to nothing. Lost everything... house, car, gun license, etc... Don't throw your life away for the streets
6'9 is a culture vulture
🧢
Let the church say amen
@@catchwreck928that's what you took from his comment?? Feel sorry for you
“Women love convicted felons” Saddest true statement he made.
Because they can change them to be a better man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@@rickhunter6479 You already know, Rick. That’s a depressing lie they tell themselves
@@rickhunter6479 NAME ONE TIME this BS ever happened. They just like clowns. This the reason the community doing so bad now.
this whole video was truth but it's easier to find a good girl than it is for a felon to rehabilitate
@@victory7302 It all depends on what part of the country.
" poor real nigga " lmao neva heard that one before 😭☝
Cj is that you ohhhhhhhhhhhh my dawg what's happening
Going up my neighborhood I heard that a lot, it be true a lot of brothers be broke but they still keep it real.
💯✌️
I meant growing up
CJ thats exactly how your story started. You start off with 100 dollars
He couldn't call God on that phone 😭😭😭🤦🏾♀️ 5F for finding service
“I ain’t nothing but a poor real nigga”😂😂😂😂
"THEN everybody be talking about welcome home! like you left the country. i was just 5 minutes from your house doing time" 💀😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂🤣🤦🏿♂️
🤣
“Just cause you free don’t mean that ass don’t belong to me” that’s crazy
Lmao...lol
shit was funny 😄
😂😂😂
Thats not even funny. It shows the evil of this system
@@gunplaygaming6830 No it wasnt
That walk! 😂😂😂
“Beeing free was coo” that shit got me dead. Mfs better listen
"I'm forty years old"..😂😂
Forty is second adolescence
Real maturity starts at 75.
The emphasis on it...🤣🤣🤣🤣
✅🤞🏿
@@neonfroot I get it because you got 15 to 20 years of adulthood.So 75 years old is 55 years of adulthood.By that age you about to die.lol
MOST NIGGAS WILL BE DEAD BEFORE THEN MAKING IS A ACCOMPLISHMENT IN IT SELF NOW DAYS
“Gimme my rent free cell back.” 🤣
😅😅😅
lol😅
😂😂😂 skii mask on and right back to what he knows
"Been free was coo"😂😂😂
"Bring free was cool" 😂😂😂
"I ain't nothing but a poor, real n***a." Goddamn, that hits like a truck.
Lol that one hit home 😂 that's when you realize yo patnas ain't shit .
😭😭😭
Please don’t use Gods name that way..say Gotdam..
@@trish4713 God damn.
@@trish4713 stfu stop tryna tell somebody what to do when you was only raised to believe in a lie so you want others to do the same Ole stupid ass goddammit lol eye killed yo God 🤣
“I been out of jail ten minutes and I’m ready to go back and do life.” Had me weak😂🤣😂
“I ain’t got nothing in my pocket but a expired ID.” Truth🤣😂🤣
“They told me to ride for the homies, I get out of jail and ain’t even got a ride home” that’s real shit💯💯
"I should have snitched on everybody!!!!😡"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally got away from Bernard,Terrance,Vern,Nasty Nate🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha, ha, ha. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He walked out with a flip phone in his front pocket. 😂
He's been in since 08
I'm gonna go straight to the studio like everyone else does their first day out of jail 😂😂😂
“I was in there so long I couldn’t call God”! Now, I’ve never heard that before…damn!!!!😂
Tight ass jeans!!!
"Ride for the homes and the day I get out I don't have a ride home."
That is so true!!
Yo used the storage place gate as jail bars! Low budget Genius! 😂
I thought those style of gates looked familiar.
Not jail bars the gate
I’m just sayin bro btw no disrespect
I thought it was apartments/gated community shit
With Best Buy in the background 😂
" BIG FELLA . JUST CAUSE YOU FREE, DON'T MEAN THAT A$$ DONT BELONG TO ME!" LOL 🤣
Lml
And he ready to go back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Man fuh you”😂😂😂😂😂
Gotta love them prison promise makers!! 🤣 Remember that you only have yourself weather you in or out and it's worse when you find out your loved ones and homies have gave up on you and forgot about you.
"Imma just start me a family cause women love convicted felons" fucking facts 😭😭
I know a few chicks that married cats in jail or shortly after they get out.
@coreybrown6739 oh I'm sure shit bro I know a FEW girls would marry prison cats not even caring that same dude just butt pounded a whole ass other man
Exactly 😂they will leave their high value man for a felon
Homies don’t like snitches because they don’t want to be the ones doing time ... But they will leave you to rot and act like you dead to them
Save the Snitches and Bury the Homies under the jail!
Nah u got it wrong they don't like snitches kuz if they doing something thay brings money everyone getting a piece of the pie but once someone snitches there goes that income
Aww, perpetuating negative racial stereotypes! How fun! Sadly that all true.
@@Amadeo790 what does my comment have to do with race ..where the fuck did you get all that bull shit from I never said anything about race or anything else ..don’t put words into something that’s not there ..if you want to be stupid go be stupid somewhere else but not with me ..I’ll make you look and feel stupid ..
@@Soulsurviver22 No your right, it was a dumb comment that was all too open ended for anyone that may believe they are always the target. The idea of willingly doing crimes for easy money so willingly and worrying about "snitches" is the problem I see. I mean how about, dont? Maybe leave the whole culture behind like the clothing style or the paranoia or the hate of anyone not like the "homies". The people you were referring to be the problem but admittingly making it about race was my dumb mistake.
I should’ve snitched on everybody 😂
Bernard still goin crazzy😂😂😂
“They told me to ride for the homie but I can’t get a ride home” oh no😭😭😭
Realist shit I heard fuck them fake friends
😢
“Y’all ain’t got no spare beds on y’all” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Despite how funny this is this is actually reality this is real talk especially in our community that's crazy
this cat be killing me Cuz said they told me to ride fo the hommies and I can even get a ride home 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cuz speaking facts
“Being free was cool” 😂😂😂
“Gimme my rent free cell back” 😭😭😭😭
Welcome home like you left the country, and I was 5 minutes from your house doing time !!! Hahaha!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Facial expression and walk has me dying😭
This is an indictment on the prison industrial complex exploiting cheap labour and not giving it's inmates decent skills to reintegrate into civilized society.
Rehabilitation not just punishment! True Rehabilitation at that
“Women love convicted felons, ain’t that the truth” 😂😂
Women aren’t a monolith
A girl left me for a guy that just got out of prison so I’d say there’s some truth to that even if it’s a joke it’s better that way anyway the funny thing is she kept complaining about how he treated her and that he was an asshole.
@@kylem.7466 I think it’s ironic humour lol
"I shoulda snitched on EVERYBODY!!!"😆😆😆
I was 5 minutes from your house and you telling me welcome home like I was in a different country🤣
Welcome home I was 5 minutes from your house got me rolling
The shawshank redemption be hitting different.
"welcome home big time"..
"Man fuck you" (killed me)
🤣🤣🤣
@@Mswilliams2023 I swear 🤏😎
Art reflects life. This is real nigga shit..lol. True story
Sad but true. The prison industry is no joke. Big money made off big prisons, huge contracts made by the state, to their friend’s corporations , on the tax payer’s dime.
Real talk fam.🤣😂💯
“Left my ski mask in property so i can get back to what i know” they really do shit like that 😂 frfr
He's just in a hurry to get back inside before he losses his mattress.
“I was 5 minutes from yo house doing time”💯 the realest shi you will ever here💯 this is real life
Nigga I got out n had to “ Find a CHARGER 🥵😅 “.. on feet … 🤣🤣
“Y’all ain’t got no extra beds on Yall?” Dawg, true to life as fuck 🤣👌🏽💯
🗣️ “aye big fella! Just because you free, don’t mean that áss don’t belong to me”
i spit my drink up 😂
True shit which is why I'm a family man my wife and kids mean the world to me
Same here.
Damn you got out a jail and found you a woman huh? Aye good shit BIG TIME!
Real shit been together almost 6 years
THAT AINT A CHOICE THATS A OBLIGATION
Good shit 👏
I feel like if they left that ski mask in ya property after you got bagged for robbery, they want you Back there lol 😂
Boi every word spoken in this video was pure gold 😂😂😂
Being free was cool 😭😭😭
That line was 💀😂😂😂😂
💀💀😂😂😂
A poor real nigga 😩😂
If a comedy started off like this I’m all for it 😂
Big fella I peep that Denzel walk 😂😂😂
Those pants went in Baggy ,came out fitted🤣🤣🤣🤣
Naw, hollerin'😂😂😂🤣😂
😂😂
“Welcome home like I left the country, I was 5 mins from yo house doing time” 😂😂😂😂😂
"Women love convicted felons" its so true it hurts. Women can't stay away from them. They will gladly drop kick a boring stable guy to get to a toxic, thug-type of dude.😂
Why no one will ever know. They'll buy his cigarettes his weed and his Jordans all while all he do is play her son video game all day while she work her lil CNA job and come home ask bae WHAT you been doing all Day. What you think 💬 WHAT you left him doing nothing laying up on the couch where u left him
@jthomas6968 So true. They will treat the FELON like gold and kick the good guy to the curb.
at this point the signs are all around bro, women love men who know how to be naturally confident. Period, the boring stable dude you talking bout is too naive to act natural and handle difficult situations as the man. He's incompetent.
@@travonte_gawful take
U have good acting skills bro
"Just cus you free don't mean that ass don't belong to me" 😂
😂😂😂😭
🤣🤣😭💀💀💀
Oh dear
Bro been consistently funny for years 😂😂😂
"Just cause you free don't mean that ass don't belong to me"
Everyone ignored this one🤭but we heard it🆗☝️☝️☝️💯💯💯🤭
That goat noise get me every time. 😂😂😂
Glad they left my ski mask in my property lol
“I ain’t got nothing in my pocket but expired ID” Lol…..please listen to the homie 😎
LMAO... it's funny..but that SELF-STORAGE UNIT sign had me rolling...lmao
That goat sound still kills me 😂😭😭😭
"I should have snitched on EVERYBODY!" lol
My man’s finally out of jail after all these years only to miss it and want to go back😂
the storage sign in the back broke the fantasy for me lol😂.
First day out..... and even his thoughts are snitching ....
“I shoulda snitched on EVERYBODY!”
😂😂😂😂
This falls under "Funny because its TRUE"
No 🧢
Real talk.....everything he said was true.
He's more Country than a Sugar Sandwich 😂
man the graphics for GTA 6 are on point
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
“They talking about they let me go on a early sentence but I’m 40 years old” 😂😂😂
Welcome home big time. Man F you I was 5 mins away from your house🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t even laugh at this one too real