Alien Ambassador Takes One Look At Human Pets Almost Has Heart Failure | HFY | Sci Fi Short Story |
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- When a human delegation arrives at an interstellar summit with two infamous Vzorix "pets" in tow, the aliens are shocked and terrified at these deadly creatures now acting tame and affectionate. As the summit continues, the Vzorix remain protective and devoted to their human masters, leading to chaos when the aliens finally push them too far.
All of my stories are original. - Zábava
"Can I pet that dawg?!" Is one of humanities greatest powers.
The HFY story Five Questions.
Can I pet that dawg?
Can I pet that dawg?
Can I pet that dawg?
i too love petting things ^^
you are my fren...
Went straight to watch that clip again!!!
Aliens: How did you domesticate those?!
Humans: we booped their snoots
Aliens: Booped their what??
VULCAN LIVES!
*Stomp. Stomp.
@@petrpinc7695 Man, im always glad to see another fan, just before i feel a bit sad that we wont get any more of that story.
@@vavra222oooh… which story?
@@UpperDarbyDetailing A fanmade Warhammer 40k animation, it was kinda lighthearted and had a lot of humor that a 40k fan would enjoy.
It was called "BRO TRIP 40,000: A Tale of Two Primarchs", if you want to check it out, there´s 3 episodes and then Games Workshop axed it because of course they would, who needs a happy, creative fanbase, right?
Once we were wolves, wild, fierce and wary.
Then we noticed you had couches...
and treats
"The lion may be the king of the jungle, but you never see a wolf performing at the circus"
Nah, you see 'wolves' performing tricks at home for preschoolers.
@@worldcomicsreview354 That 2nd line could be misunderstood in quite the unfortunate way. lol
And roasted Mammoth in that fire...
dogs
were
never
wolves
youre a halfwit.
"That is a Kryzorian Hell Beast! It's a brutal, bloodthirsty monster!"
Excuse me? It's a fluffy, and its called 'Kitty'
There is a fantasy series where an MC has a hell hound, direct from Hades. His name is Peaches. He is normally about the size of St. Bernard, but can become larger than an elephant. Peaches is always asking for meat (especially pastrami) saying "Meat is Life". Action, adventure, and humor. A favorite of mine.
@@johnmckown1267 That sounds awesome, what series is that?
@@nmartinez18 Montague & Strong series by Orlando A. Sanchez. On Kindle Unlimited, if you have that. He also has Treadwell Supernatural series that is excellant.
@@nmartinez18 Montague and Strong. By Orlando Sanchez
@@johnmckown1267 Meat is life!!!!
Humans go "it's friend shaped so it must be friend"
You can count on the Russians, the Aussies and Florida to domesticate the most deadly creatures
If not dog, then why dog shaped? If not friend, then why friend shaped?
@@1_DMAYHonestly can’t wait for Russians to domesticate bears, i heard they already bred specie of fully domesticated foxes.
I want an emotional support Vzorix. Also, so the Kroxim now understand what it's like to have a cat. "You are my pet!" "Sure, slave. Whatever you say."
The reference with the cat says it all, so true 🤣
They should have had a 3rd pet small dog like a Chihuahua who was the big brother. Would have been hilarious.
I do too. I mean look at them. Precious!!!
@@patlab555 now now , dont paint with a broad brush ,sweet felines more often reflects indifference then creates it much like a puppy reflects leadership positively while domination teaches it might makes right
@@1faunaempath. just like slobbering puppies or tumbling kittens! who would not melt for a small one!
Humanity in a nutshell…don’t matter if it’s a fearsome predator, at least one of us will want to pet it. That’s a fearsome Zardokian panther. Nope, that’s my kitty cat and he’s called Mr. fluffy Butt
Or Snugglemuffin
@@ellorasg4525or spleens if your name is graystillplays
@@stock_movie1875 Do not forget Tonsils!
Aliens don't realize a few humans have bears, lions, and tigers as pets. Heck, one Polish artillery unit had a bear that hauled ammo for the unit. Heck a few old balls have had hyenas as pets, and on ocassion an alligator or crocodile. "I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him."
You forgot to mention the Poles fed Sergeant Wojtek (the bear was given a military rank to be officially allowed into the army) with cigarettes (he ate them whole) and vodka.
@@LecherousLizard
And would playfully wrestle with his teammates, even years after the war when he lived in a zoo
Odds occasion had an alligator? Have you not been to Florida?
If not friend, then why friend shaped?
This story is totally believable. Humans will make anything a pet.
I was think about crocodiles & great white sharks, Lions, Cobra's etc... There are a number of people who interact with those species on an intimate level at present day! So this Sci-fi concept has a hint of truth to it, your spot on. It's so refreshing & new, I haven't seen anything like this concept in Sci-fi in my 40 years in the west! We may actually have a new genre emerging here. I've seen a bit of it in anime lately, but it never occurred to me, to consider it in the "real" world & on a Star Trek / Stargate methodology!
@@z0s1a73people been riding crocodiles in West Africa since ancient Egypt & still do for thousands of years. The crocodiles are a different subspecies that are not as aggressive as Nile crocs. The people still maintain their ancestral ancient customs of religion, living with, taking care of crocodiles. Their worship is very similar, almost identical to ancient Egyptian worship of the Sebek, Egyptian crocodile god.
Indeed! Including other humans.
we didnt domesticate wolves dogs are cousins of wolves like coyotes.
wolves basically cant be trained
dont believe me try it.
For reference see videos of joseph carter the "mink man".
Vzorix: *growling with murderus intent*
Humanity: *Jamaican accent* “I would like to pet this creature.”
i know a TTS Vulkan quoute when i see one.
DO NOT BOOP THE SNOOT
@@johnmang2659but why friend shaped.
I was unfamiliar with this until I read your quote and replies. Thankyou all.
Vulcan do not boop that very deadly puppy
When I was a kid, my neighbor had a Doberman Rottweiler mix that everyone was afraid of. I lost my frisbee in their back yard once and slowly fed the dog a pound of baloney one slice at a time while I got into the yard the retrieve my frisbee. after that the dog was my best friend. Always coming to the gate to get pets and wagging his tail so hard the whole back half of his body would wag.
I hate to tell you this, but that dog was improperly trained. Accepting food from strangers is a big no-no.
@@YDV669That is a very hard trait to break.
@@YDV669 You're probably right. It was the mid 1970's. And I don't think the dog was really trained at all. The owner just seemed to get a kick out of the idea that he had a "scary" dog. He got frustrated every time he saw his dog loving up on me. But I'd always tell the dog he was a good boy and gave him pets whenever I saw him.
@@douglasmcneil8413You were probably the only person to give that dog any real affection.
A shame the bad rap they get. Rottweilers and Dobermans are lovely dogs.
It takes a Deathworlder to understand a Deathworlder, and our species has the bizarre instinct to pack-bond with damn near everything. We will call _ANTHING_ family if it lets us, and sometimes even if they refuse to. We desire to hug the danger-floofs and boop the snoots, even if they can disembowel us. Often more so if they can.
Must be why I want a Tiger for an Emotional Support Animal
I feel this is a cat reference...
@@banjokazooiesbuddy I mean, it's not _not_ a cat reference...😅😂
@@Cathrope1 Funny you mention that. Had a dream some nights ago, where I was walking through Downtown Seattle with a Cougar on a leash.
And *_I_* was the one wearing the vest, "Emotional Support Animal."
"Often more so if they can."
I know you've seen the meme, "Kats are so pissy, because they're 8 pounds of one of Nature's most perfect killing machines...
"And we scoop them up and tell them how cute they are."
Well, the REASON they even LET US, is because:
They are 8 pounds of one of Nature's most perfect killing machines...
_And we think that's cute!!!_
Conquering the universe by loving the unlovable. New take on humans overtaking the established order of the universe.
lets be honest tho it's pretty good logically if you can earn the subordination of a species physically stronger then you in some way that is near absolute and train them while everyone else is terrified it is a really good tactic for battle beasts and the main reason racarth in Warhammer is so effective people expect a dark elf to show up with one dragon or hydra's not a army of fire elementals and giant spiders that follow orders affectionately it's like having a zoo of monsters as a army this is basically the same concept on a larger scale.
I know right? I loved this, so wholesome, even the most ferocious species need love too.
Truth. 💯
A phrase that will soon come to be feared across the universe - "Whose a good boy! You're a good boy!"
The one thing missing is that all those pets “followed them home”. Totally not the humans fault. You just can’t leave them alone fending for themselves. 😅
Yeah how can you expect a small 700 lb Alpha Predator to feed itself?
Whos a good boy, you are, you are!
@@barelyasurvivor1257one of the comments… We were once Fierce , Wild and terrifying… oh wait.. you have a warm fire , a soft bed and free food???? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha😂🤙🏻😂😂.. a warm, soft bed free food .. call me Rex
No that’s when you come home to a torn up couch, poop and pee on the floor, and all other furniture tossed all over the house.
@@Davidofthelostdo you own a husky or a shihtzu ?😂😂😂😂
So basically its "You scratch my back and we will claw deeply into the backs of your enemies"
Monster: "growl, snarls"
Human: "How cute! Can I pet it?"
"....it's an animal thing..."
- Riddick
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Humanity ultimate technique: spending excruciatingly long time to find the best spot for scritches and use those scritches frequently
Human: "Everything is doggo!"
All the comments talking about how we tame animals by petting reminds me of how I, as a young boy, tamed a wild catfish that lived in a lake at my grandparents' farm via the same method. My great grandparents (Grandfather's parents) taught me fishing, and caught catfish regularly, but one particular catfish caught my eye, he was way bigger than the rest and had a white spot on the top of his head, and I would pet him as he swam by the boat. After a few years of this, the special boi learned that I was a friend and he would raise his head out of the water sometimes for whole minutes just so I could pet his head. He loved it. My great grandparents were dumbfounded, and if my whole family hadn't seen the interactions unfold, to this day none of them would've believed it, in their own words.
When I was about 4 or 5, I wandered to a house down the street. It was owned by a K-9 officer. When asked by my parents, I was told he said: "Oh, God, I hope the dog doesn't have him. He's trained to attack!" They found me wrapped around by the dog, who was busy cleaning my face. They said the officer was dumbfounded.
I think to an extent animals can sense malicious intent. They can also, however, tell very keenly when another animal or human is still a baby and/or very young, and so they tend to behave differently in those cases. When I was a toddler I was protected by one of my grandparents' dogs from their two others pretty often. The other two would get to playing and they'd be running around, but I'd be on the floor playing so if they weren't careful they'd risk trampling me. The protective dog sat with me and would attack them if they got too close during their rough-housing.@@johnmckown1267
I swear many years ago I saw a video of a man who made friends with a housefly. After that, anything was believable.
I live near the K9 trainer so I've been able to get my last few dogs trained. Most of the dogs don't seem aggressive at all, and pretty much just hold on as soon as you go down until the release command is given. There's definitely definitely exceptions but most seem to see it as a game of fetch and tug of war
It’s all fun and games till an alien befriends Canada goose
Peace was never an option
Enter, _"The fucking Emus!"_
@@KuDastardly yea cant have the emus teaching the aliens their warfare style
Geese make better watchdogs than dogs do…
Alien: We're invading Earth and there is nothing you can do about it.
UN: Canada, Australia, your up.
Canada: Unleashes snake chickens (Canadian Geese).
Australia: Unleashes the Emu's.
Aliens: WTF! We surrender, help, please, ahhhh, it hurts, stop slapping me with your wings, ow my ass, oh gods no an emu.. RETREAT!!!!
So Humans are the SciFi version of a DnD Ranger lol
Ferocious alien beast: *growls menacingly*
Humans: "You want a belly rub? What a good boy!"
The explanation for this one is simple: Humans are hunters and pack-animals, it takes one to know one!
true,true but ever watch gorrilers in the wild? they spend most of the day grooming each other . nile crocs open their mouth for bird dental care. pack animals strengthen bonds by grroming each other
@@earlee7146 and we're VERY good at grooming, and giving pets/massages/belly rubs. lol
Game recognize game.
@@LarsonPetty Amen brother
also daylight hunters, communicate via vocalizations and body language. It's not a huge reach.
I havnt found a beast that I cant win over with easy cheese and canned cool whip.
Ah yes, the cheese tax!
Especially when frozen and launched out of a railgun.
One time I made a mountain lion act like a house cat astonishing the handlers but I've always had a way with cats no matter the size
@@hellhound1389mountain lions are basically just very seasoned and large house cats
Errrrr,,,,, Polar bear????? Great White??? Hippo????? Honey badger???? My wife,,????
A fur friend is a fur friend, even if it has skin or scales.
We humans do have a way with terrifyingly efficient hunter/killer species.
The Wolf: look there humans here...
Another Wolf: i will there try to steal some food from then...
Five minuts later.
The Wolf: so did you get it?
The other Wolf: now im a pet and i get food only by beying cute.
The Wolf:.... I want some too
Takes an apex predator to love an apex predator.
You know.... this makes sense.
Other life forms out there could easily kill an unarmed human..... but.... we also have that uncanny ability and urge to want to pet and look after other creatures. Like I don't like human-human contact because it makes me uncomfortable af, but I will pet all the animals providing it's (mostly) safe to do so. It also kinda blows my mind every time I see how many animals actually enjoy contact and interaction with humans.
Ignoring the smaller percentage of the population that think causing pain to animals is fun.
If not friend, why friend shaped?
@@danieldunlap4077 XD pretty much
I worked in a wild animal park, some of the tigers were more gentle and affectionate than many house cats and the cheetahs were way better than most house cats, the wolves were nicer than most little dogs etc. I was not a fan of the lions because they ate one my wolves that got out so I was biased against them. Even the most vicious creature like a rino can be tame as heck when loved on as a baby, just like a beloved child that grows into a 7 footer they still love their substitute mommy and daddy.
@@deanfirnatine7814Nurture defines nature.
@@deanfirnatine7814 sounds about right to me. I love all animals in all shapes and sizes. My favourites being equines... Though I do advise steering clear of zebra unless raised in captivity and are regularly socialised
Alien:Human thats a dangerous creature
Human: if friendshape, why not friend?
Dogs descended from wolves, house cats descended from bigger cats. outside of the grazers, all the animals we “tame” are not exactly “safe”. We still do it though
as long as there is trust,they will not kill us,hurt maybe.
i saw a youtube video once of a person that had a wild wolf,he treated him with kindness and visited him every day,some time later he went in to the pen and the wolf let him pet him.
technically, some of those grazers are not exactly safe either ... Water buffalo, Brahma bulls, just sayin'.
@@scloftin8861 but they are “tamer” as in less likely to want to kill you. Can say the same about cats can you?
I think any Critter that has a concept of Clan or tribe, coupled with Cooperative Behavior within the species, can end up relating to us even though some of them might not ever completely trust us unless we raise them from birth
Human petting is the most powerful ability in the known universe.
I have no doubt that one of the first reactions humanity will have to any alien life that is remotely touchable will be, "Can I pet it?" Then, "Who's a good deathworld killing machine? Here's a nice steak for my good, good boy. :)"
We have representations of bears, one of the most powerful members of the animal kingdom, as toys for our children. Taming and loving everything from venomous bugs to apex predators is s*** we just do for fun.
Those who don't think "can I pet it" are probably thinking "can I eat it" 😂
@@quinbland2853💯%
And I bet aliens will find it weird that we do it. Then again, their cultures/customs will be just as strange to us.
As a child I fed baby black bears in a cage (outside) back in the 70's .. not a zoo .. you bought food in the "gift shop" .. this was on the MN shore of Lake Superior .. yeah .. turns out not so good for the bears. I also thought the animals outside were part of a "petting zoo" .. I would pet squirrels, deer, etc .. until a chipmunk bit me .. I think I was maybe 8yo? Definitely can't do that Now .. but if it comes up TO me .. I might
@quinbland2853 better yet, "Can I ride it?"
The story wouldn’t surprise me if it were in real life. We have a tendency to want to adopt everything is a pet. Even in real life people adapt lions and tigers and bears, oh my! As pets.
NO lions, tigers, bears, cats, dogs, birds, etc. consider Humans as retarded and deformed members of their own species!
This brings me weird flashbacks to The Jungle Book from when I was a kid
"Let me tell you the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky
The wolf that will keep it shall prosper, the wolf that will break it must die
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunks, the law runneth forward and back
For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack"
was this in the original jungle book too or are you just that young?
@@InDadequateIt was in the original. Also in the original story Mowgli burns down the village that he tries to reintegrate to as an adult because they reject him.
Rudyard Kipling was a stellar author and the Jungle Book was actually written for children. I particularly loved "The Cat Who Walked By Himself..".
if not friend, why friend shaped?
pssp pssp here's a treat
If not boopable, why snoot boopable?
We love our dogs and will strike deeply at anyone who would hurt them…..we love our pets more than ourselves.
Humans- deadly
Humans pets- extremely deadly
What hands were actually made for.
"I want to pet that creature!"
It would be but a simple boop on its noggin
We are pack animals. We hunt in packs. We have used animals in various roles. We have "tamed" and "domesticated" the water buffalo. Arguably one of the most dangerous animals that we human use in farming today. Yet it is not even a predator. A dangerous animal is only dangerous in certain situations. When that criteria is met. All hell can break loose. We humans for the most part understand and use this in training everything from an eagles, which is never tamed, to the descendants of an extinct wild species of wolf.
I suspect that we humans when we get off world and find animals on other worlds, will invariably make pets and/or use them in some capacity. It is what we do..
i heard the auroch and wild boar were also said to be "savage" and "monsterous" beasts in their time
@@gusty7153 That they were and in the case of the wild boar is still true today. In the south east US, the south West USA, and in some other parts of the world are considered dangerous feral animals. That hunters still take special caution in hunting.
On a farm. you do not fall down in a hog pen. The animals will kill you and eat you. In dealing with pigs it is always better to walk with caution and keep an eye on the animals as you work in that pen. the head butting is not showing affection. It is trying to knock you down to eat you.
Another fun fact about mr. hog. With in a single generation of getting free from a farm and breeding. The animals revert back to those wild origins. Not many other "domesticated" farm animals do that as quickly.
A trained eagle more or less respects its handler.
@@dennisdeal3323
Not many farm animals, in fact not many animals at all, are as intelligent as pigs. It's a shame they taste so good really.
That was an insanely fun and witty story that could be adapted to the big screen. Love that the human ambassador’s two Vzorix body guards, Remus and Romulus, are named after the founders of Rome. At the very least, I would love to see this adapted to a novella, if not a complete novel(s). Again, I really enjoyed your work. CB
thank you I could only wish that any of my stories were good enough for adaptations maybe one day but thank you that means allot.
As they say, most pets have owners.
Cats have staff.
That's us in this story.
Brilliantly written sci-fi.
There is one great advantage to not having claws ourselves, our every touch is not by consequence a risk or danger.
Even the fiercest creature wants to know the answer to "who's a good boy?"
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - Humans interact with: Apes, Bears, Lions, Tigers, and Wolves. Any of which could tear a human apart in short order. "Alien species" are just a bigger version . Now, who wants a treat?
Amazing. I’ve been reading and enjoying SciFi since the 3rd grade, I am 66 years old and stories like this one are what’s kept my attention to this moment. Thank you.
Reminds me of E.E Doc Smith "Lensman" series.
do NOT touch the human when their pets are around! Ouch!
DO NOT hurt a pet when a Human is around! Bigger Ouch!
@@carlchapman4053You know? Anyone with sense actually SHOULD be more scared of the human than the pet.
@@carlchapman4053John Wick 5 ... The Invasion .... yeah, I know not feasible, but it would be amazing!
Not gonna lie, as a kid I thought having an alligator as a pet would be awesome. That and a Saber tooth cat.
A pet brown bear would be dope.
I've always wanted a polar bear that I could ride.
It may be unrealistic, but the whole concept of earth's biosphere being unusually brutal and having evolved the worst predators known to galactic civilisation - and humans causally domesticating them - will never not be great fun. 😂
Australia
My killer pet is sleeping on the bed now. Dreaming of conquering new galaxies.
Fear us, for we shall tame you should we find you cute!
Humans give the best treats and snuggles.
The secret is head pats.
Always!
You Humans look on these Vzorix as "PETS" but as with your Earth Origin "Pets", Felines and Canines, you miss the real picture! WE ARE NOT PETS! WE ARE COMPANIONS! AND relationships with you ARE beneficial to us.
Noice. Putting our primate instincts to good use! Groom! Groom! Muahahaha!
Human pack bonding is a weapon not to be taken lightly.
Human Pack Bonding: The TRUE weapon of mass destruction.
all animals wants to be loved,and humans does it best.
Reminds me of Riddick: It's an animal thing.
Deathwielders will bond with ANYTHING and ANYONE.. Fear our pack bonding.
We also take great offense to the things we bond with getting hurt by others
It was told the Vzorix were the most fear fighters. So they were intelligent space fairing race . They just need good old TLC to give respect and trust . Life keep it simple .
Na, love and compassion conquer all...except maybe between humans 😊
"He wields love to shrive clean the hearts of man. There is nothing more terrifying." - Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree trailer
Kind of fitting here.
I bet the Vzorix was tamed with bacon,cheese and squeaky toys!
Who's a good boy? ❤ Yes you are!
Always wanted a Wolverine as a pet...
We will pack bond with anything 😂😂
Not bad, kept my attention!! I have owned cats most of my life. a few Dogs, too. Every so often I am scratched or, and very rarely, bit. That is what antibiotics are for. You are a good, steady writer, keep up the good work!
its read by AI.
I've had cats all my life, I only get scratched or bit when the cat gets overstimulated during play.
@@TheGlock30ownerAND usually that is the fault of the Human when they try and pull away. If you just stopped and went limp like a kitten a bite or scratch is usually not as bad.
@@Capohanf1 oh, it is definitely my fault, as I tend to play rough with my male cat. He never tries to harm me, but can get carried away.
A modern day Grizzly Adams should be the Earth Delegate. A 400 lb grizzly would get their attention.
Wow! What a great short story! This is a really interesting and riveting story.
Really well done - Thanks for this!
Very nice story.
Sometimes one forgets the lethal power that hold our pets.
So many creatures have succumb to that weird human talent for petting.
Treats, pat's, scritches, toys, kisses and hugs. That's how humanity managed to subdue these fascinating creatures.
Definitely a different angle then the usual all conquering human war machine stuff.
We got other stuff to do besides war
Does your Kryzorian Hell Beast (Vzorix) bite... NO, Puts arm out to stroke Kryzorian Hell Beast (Vzorix) , loses arm! You said your Kryzorian Hell Beast did not bite.... THAT'S NOT MY VZORIX!
Does it bite?
Doesnt bite ME
I'd love to hear a full novel of this
its just fluffy.
You can't see it with your eyes,... hold it in your hand,.... but like the wind it covers our land.
Ever sinds time, nothing 's ever bin found that's stronger than Love.
Humans love cute things, and anything regardless of how it looks is cute to a human.
Single devastating kick called belly rubs who's a good boy you are 😊
Fear the power of humanity and our mastery over the scritchies.
Smiladon (Saber tooth Tigers) 😁 we've domesticated almost every animal on Earth. I look forward to the first Honey Badger to live in love with people. ❤ I know some here dont want to hear it but this is God's love to us that we can live in peace with nature by understanding the animals.
Our original job was to take care of the planet for God, including all the plants & animals.
There's actually a honey badger that sort of does, Stoffel is in a zoo and thinks it's a fun game to outsmart his keepers and break out of his enclosure. He even broke out of his enclosure just to go find and break into his keepers house. there's videos you can find of him on youtube.
If it lets me, I WILL pet it. Yup!😂
Pleasant surprised it sounded cohesive with no sign of AI word salad. Fun story. Ty 😊
This video cracked me up! Sitting here with four Australian Cattle Dogs and watching them play take away with what appears to be a very important bone. Then just saying "Settle." and they drop to their tummies.
That's nothing we train dragons😊
That thumbnail!! Those things are pure killers! Not so much as their adopted friends though. I think a video of the first contact between the two would be great!
This is a BRILLIANT concept!
That one perfected kick. I mean scritches and snuggles.
I think bruce lee said it
How do you make these animals your pets??
Human: You know, giving them a guaranteed food source and belly rubs does wonders.
People don’t believe me, but when I smile at animals, they smile back. It’s really cool.
I’ve had ravens warn me away from danger, a bear sat with me in my camp site; until I saw it, monkeys in Malaysia brought me money, I bowed to an elephant and he kneeled and gave me a lift, and a cat led me to an elderly woman who had fallen.
Critters are cool.
Thank for that stories. You are Good.
You forgot the tiger shark Emma who is still alive after 350 years... looking out for human sucba divers since the pre WW3 event.....
Other aliens: Its going to eat out souls!
Humans: Who's a good boi?!
great story, very insightful
sigma AKA bones really is a monster when it comes to husbandry... the one thing out there can put a marshmallow on the table and kill everyone by saying "eat it or save it fer later"???
Humans are the apex predator of Earth. We surround ourselves with smaller, fluffier predators, because we sense a kindred spirit.
its funny to think I'm watching this with one of the worlds most successful predictors curled up on my arm 🤣
rare good ai voice thats used on hfy, new sub
Several mispronunciations, or rather it chose the wrong pronunciation of different words with the same spelling, eg. Minute/minute (tiny/time).
4:10
Poorlo Ambassador uses physical violence
Vzorix: We gladly partake upon your offered flesh
empathy. What a devastating force
I knew it... belly/limb rubs... never fails.
That was adorable.