Jerry Jones: Professional Football's Palpatine
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Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.
Jerry Jones has always been one of the most divisive men in football, be it due to his promoting techniques, management of the Cowboys, and overall legacy in the NFL. This past year, however, has amplified these feelings. With the ways he has been in the spotlight due to Ezekiel Elliott's suspension, among other things, Jones has embarked on a crusade to all but overthrow Goodell.
The attempt that he made over this past football season may have failed, but this has the makings of a civil war full of intrigue, conspiracy and sabotage. A grand power struggle is soon to be upon us and Jerry Jones will certainly be at the forefront.
This video was long overdue. May you keep grandstanding while holding your team back from greatness for an eternity, Mr. Jones. - Sport
NFC East facts:
First division to have all four teams with a Super Bowl ring
First division to have all four teams have a video done on them by Tree.
The NFC East is both simultaneously the best and worst division in football at any moment.
@Harry Engel its prime was the early 90s
The duality of the NFC East.
In the words of the dead skins winning off the field
Nah the NFC Least was the best in 2020
4 years and it's 28 years and counting how true this video remains
see the thing alot of people mistake is
" why people say Jerry Jones is a good owner he won 3 Rings as a Coach "
ah ah ah no
Tom Landry built the foundation of the Team reinforced by Jimmy Johnson won 3 Superbowls
Jerry Jones got salty that Jimmy was taking too much spotlight and literally fired him for no reason and shocker once the team Tom and Jimmy built faded it's now nearly 30 years since the Cowboys have reached an NFC Championship game never mind the fucking superbowl
let this sink in
the Jets have reached 2 Championship games since the Cowboys reached one
Even perfectly, especially after that embarrassing loss against the 7th Seeded Packers of all teams😂
I really liked the part in Star Wars episode 6 when Tom Brady threw Jerry Jones down that pit to save Nick Foles. Oh yeah and Belicheck was there too.
Tom Brady -- Kylo Ren
Roger Goodell -- Snoke
Bill Belichick -- Hux
Nick Foles -- Luke Skywalker
Doug Pederson -- Poe Dameron
Eric Cartman Wouldn't Carson Wentz be Luke and Nick Foles would be Rey?
Wentz did die fighting brady and belichick
Eric Cartman Who’s Rose 😂
May the hate flow through them seeking of that move its like lol
Lol pretty good list spot on
I like every time they show Jerry's face when the team loses at home. It's always priceless.
Jerry Jones: Execute order move Franchises 66
Spanos: It will be done my lord
Davis and Kroenke: yes my lord
star wars is totally him
F##k you spanos
Hhhhahahahahaha that's a good one!!!!
@@seanhoran5657 Yeah!!
Jerry Jones: The Palpatine who is somehow more Palpatine than Belichick
DJDelta0 😂 LoL
Belichick is Thrawn.
Bruh Belichick IS Thrawn
Thrawn...I like it!
he kinda looks like palpatine lol
Nick foles has more Super Bowl touchdown catches than any Dallas receiver has had in this century
W
any cowboy player
shit, he’s not wrong...
Playoff wins since the Cowboys' last Super Bowl:
Cowboys - 3
Nick Foles - 3
Dom Urzillo fuck century, try millennium
As a Redskins fan, I take great pleasure in the Cowboys' failures. The problem is, we've got Little Danny Snyder, who is basically like Jerry...without the success.
as do I fellow RS fan. I would love to see them be the browns of the NFC every year
Andrex888 since the Browns are a few plays away from being 5-0, it’s pretty safe to say we ARE the new Browns. What kind of fucking moron punts on 4th and 1?
What success? Two playoff wins in 23 years is on par with the deadskins.
@@MaximusWolfe Still better than the Lions
@@christophermedlin5889
Not saying much lol
Skip Bayless: Professional Sports Media Lolcow
Kyle B yes yes yes
Sean lee is a meme because of him
I believe his name is pronounced Skip Baseless.
I can't like this enough
YES
Jimmy Johnson built a dynasty with 51 trades and smart drafting. Jerry sent the Cowboys to the stone age with two trades.
Well he traded some picks for Roy Williams from the Lions. The man has a fetish for receivers.
Harry Engel it’s not a trade technically but swapping Jimmy Johnson for a past-it idiot in Barry Switzer deserves mention
@Harry Engel 3-peated? Try 5-peated. Only the worst start to a game you can imagine (down 21-0 in the middle of the 1st quarter off 3 turnovers) combined with poor officiating allowed SF to beat the Cowboys in the '94 NFC championship (and only by 10). They would've easily beaten the Chargers for the 3-peat. They then win the 4th in a row over the Steelers in '95. Guts and Jimmy's psychology keep it going 1 more year to hold off the Packers (again) and win #5. Then the bottom falls out like it did in '97.
As a Cowboys fan- thank you
As a Cowboys fan, the last 10 seconds ruined any good will I had towards UT for spouting off against Jerry. Making me relive that was cold-blooded.
The cowboys are terrible hahahaha
Coming from a Cowboys fan, I never press any of UT videos quicker than this
Same predicament, same sentiment. From the day he fired Landry he’s been THE WORST.
MJ23JH13SC30 It’s ok. I’m a Colts so fan so I know about crappy owners too.😂
And now his team just lost to a 49ers team that had dealt with injures all year, which pushes the playoff record to 4-11 since they last won the Super Bowl.
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!
@@joesakic91 Actually they have 4 total playoff victories since their last Super Bowl season in 1995:
1996 - Defeated the Vikings in the Wild Card 40-15 before falling to the Panthers in the Divisional Round 26-17
2009 - Defeated the Eagles in the Wild Card 34-14 before falling to the Vikings in the Divisional Round 34-3
2014 - Defeated the Lions 24-20 in the Wild Card before falling to the Packers in the Divisional Round 26-21
2018 - Defeated the Seahawks 24-22 in the Wild Card before falling to the Rams in the Divisional Round 30-22
I'm still stunned at Kellen Moore running a QB draw up the gut with no timeouts against the 49ers.
According to Skip Bayless, Sean Lee should play every position, so let's just make him the new owner too.
#Skiiiiuuuuuupppp
SonicspeedLuke "man i love that kid sean lee i just wanna buy him a soda pop!"-skip bayless
He claimed to be a good High School B-ball player. He average less than 2 points a game on JV as a senior
So you want to clone Sean Lee? Palpatine's tentacles are long inded.
Fuck it he’d probably block better than Connor Williams and La’el Collins even with his glass hamstring
He would probably get injured as owner too
Oh shit. This is from 4 years ago. I thought Tree uploaded this today.
Crazy how this has continued to age well and well as the years go by
A few years back, there was some kind of commercial for the NFL that showed Jerry Jones enter an elevator with a couple of Giants fans who then looked at each other with shocked expressions. Like, please, Jerry ain't getting on no elevator with common people, or going around without security, or going near fans if division rivals, and if he did, they would not be the ones afraid.
Professional Football's Palpatine eh? This should be fun.
Although... Jerry Jones and Emperor Palpatine is like... a really scary thing.
I can see it, though... UNLIMITED POWAH!!!!
It is youuur DES-TINY. - Jerry phoning some kid just drafted for the 'Boys, probably
DO IT
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Jerry Jones is Sheev Palpatine
The title of this alone made me love you even more.
The cowboys have a palpatine and a death star. we just need a vader.
@@cjsyblik3296 jason garret
Jerry only cares about the multi million dollar act that’s booked at his “world”.... and it’s not necessarily the Cowboys!
He uses the imperial match in the video too lmfao
It's 12-30-19 and the Cowboys finished 8-8 again.
They sure did. Ain't it glorious?
As a Cowboys fan I have been waiting on this for YEARS
MR. Bucket same here buddy
Me also
Same
Yep
Jones keeps Garrett yet he once fired a coach after winning back to back Super Bowls. I'm a Vikings fan, so I like Jerry.
The Eagles may have won the Super Bowl but the Cowboys had 2 of the 3 most highest selling jerseys of the year. Who is the real winner here? Jerry of course! Cause making money is more important than winning a Super Bowl.
Mike M.
1) Wentz
2) Brady
3) Prescott
Andrew Trofa wentz😂😂😂 no one is buying wentz jerseys unless you’re an eagles fan, wayyy more people buy brady and rapistberger shirts than wentz jerseys😂
@@jackskellington8292 if you bothered to look it up you'd see Wentz was the #1 selling Jersey the year Andrew was talking about
Jack Skellington haha blinded by your bias then destroyed by facts
Please keep thinking like that. If you don’t care about the team and only care about the money I am all for it. That means the eagles will just win the NFC east year after year after year. FLY EAGLES FLY🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
I gagged at the title 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh the irony of putting this in my recommended AFTER buffalo beats the absolute shit out of dallas on Thanksgiving
ROME TOTAL WAR MUSIC LOL
lol Glatrus also EU4 music!
Farkinator I heard it and was like waaaah
what song is at the end?
DUN, DUN UH DUH DUH A DUH DUN DUN A DUN
@@farkinator7205 What was the music he used at 0:41
2019 cowboys: blew the division lead and missed the playoffs to the eagles that had 4th string WRs and CBs.
theres a 4th string?
jode boyd yea and practice squad lol
I figured if it were a 4th string they would be using punters as quarterbacks and 3rd string running backs as wide receivers and other various positions on the team, heck it once was the opposite way in that Tom Brady was a punter once
jode boyd they usually run about 6 deep at wide receiver since you have 3 on the field most of the time. Them and their defensive counterparts, cornerbacks, usually have the most depth of any position
jode boyd and the Eagles top three wide receivers (Alston Jeffery, DeSean Jackson, and Nelson Agholor) were all injured. So their number 1 WR going into the Cowboys rematch was 4th WR Greg Ward
As Cowboys fan everything you just said about Jerry Jones is on point. This man is running this franchise into the ground he keeps players who can't produce he keeps coach that has clap more than actually winning playoff game. Since 1996 the Cowboys have not made a Super Bowl hell not even a NFC Championshp appearance. the Eagles and Giants have more success in the 20 years than the Cowboys. there is some Cowboys fans I know that waiting for Jerry to either retire or have someone else take over. I don't see that happen Jerry's ego won't allow that to happen. he rather see the Cowboys be medicore then to admit he is wrong
The Straight Shooter he should've gave Romo a chance on his last year before retiring but no, he starts a rookie QB who needed Romo then his second year he ends up being trash
the worst part? not one but two teams pass by in superbowl wins. cowboys seem to always have the remaining nfc east's number then the opposite happens in playoffs
The Straight Shooter as long as nepotism is in that organization, the Cowboys won’t accomplish anything.
When the Vikings, Cardinals, Bengals, and Jaguars all have more playoff success than you in 20 years, you know that you are in deep trouble.
Some interesting Cowboys facts not listed in this video -
*The Cowboys are one of 3 teams in the NFC to not reach the NFC Title game in the last 22 years. The other two teams are the Redskins and Lions.
*The Cowboys are the ONLY NFC team of the last decade to go 13-3 and not advance to the NFC title game. They went 13-3 back in 2007 and then completely shit the bed in the playoffs to the Giants (a team they beat TWICE in the regular season, including a blow out win). Then of course, there is 2016 when Coach of the Year Jason Garrett loses to the Packers. I'm still trying to figure out how Garrett won COTY that season. If Garrett was with any other NFC team, he would've been fired years ago for his underachieving and middling mediocrity. The 4-12 season should've got him fired, though you could argue he should've been fired before that.
There's an entire generation of Cowboys fans now whom were either too young to witness the dynasty of the 90's, or were not born yet. So this generation hasn't even seen the team reach the NFC title game at least once, meanwhile every other team in the NFC except for the Redskins and Lions can at least say they've been there in the last 22 years. The Cowboys are currently in their longest drought of reaching the NFC title game in all their history. They may not have reached the SB back in the 80's with those Danny White teams, but they at least reached the NFC title game a bunch of times.
Mike M. To be fair, we were robbed twice from said title game, but everything else is true
As a 19 year old Cowboys fan, I didn’t need more material to cry myself to sleep over, but thanks
You weren't robbed. You can actually spin that argument in reverse that the Lions were robbed a playoff win back in 2014. The Dez no catch would've never happened if not for some odd calls the week before vs Detroit. As long as Jerry runs this team and Garrett is the couch, they won't go far. They had absolutely no business being down 21-3 to the Packers in that last playoff game (just like vs the Lions when they came out flat in that game and needed to mount a comeback), and what the hell was going on with that final drive? Garrett takes Elliott out of the game on the last drive, and then spikes the ball with a timeout to boot and just kicks a field goal (thus giving Green Bay jut enough time for Rodgers' heroics). Garrett has a history of poor clock management and losing games they should've won. This video sadly did not have the clip of him icing his own kicker vs the Cardinals years ago. Check out the Baltimore game from 2012 and the WTF clock management at the end of that game.
Adding on the trivia, the Cowboys have actually lost a playoff game to a team they swept in the regular season twice. 2007 to the Giants, and earlier in '98 to the... Cardinals (seriously). They are the only team in the modern nfl to accomplish this feat, let alone twice.
then i guess the dallas fuckboys aren't as good as people make them out to be....
Tree, You Da Man! Finally got to send up Jerry Jones.He singlehandedly turned America,s Team from a Powerhouse to a punchline.The Cowboys had glory in the days of the Tex Schramm/Tom Landry regime.
They had glory under Jimmy Johnson too, but of course Jerrah can't stand Jimmy getting all the credit.
ZhangtheGreat Yes they did, Jerry shouldn,t have fired Jimmy Johnson.
2024: Ever since 1996, Cowboys have watched the following teams win superbowls:
- 1× Eagles
- 2× Giants
- 1× Saints
- 2× Rams
- 3× Broncos
- 2× Ravens
- 1× Colts
- 2× Buccaneers
- 2× Steelers
- 6× Patriots
- 2× Packers
- 3× Chiefs (Current)
Jerry would have won another superbowl if Flacco had been at the helm. Flacco is just too elite.
Nestlé Wesley Flacco is too good right now
Nestlé Wesley Flacco isn't elite
Take it from us Ravens fans, Joe is way too good right now. Can't wait for 2019, oh joy!
Imagine if Jerry Jones has pekka Rinne. He's just too good right now
MarloSoBalJr benched and replace by a guy who fumbles like its fucking christmas😂😂😂
As a Cowboys fan, I’ve bent waiting for this
Jack S me too
It's fun to watch your fan base suffer.
You used A. Waldetoft's EU4 Main Theme as background music. Thank you Tree for putting a smile on my face simply with the music choice.
Jerry Jones. What is your bidding, my master?
Fuck You Spanos
God damnit spanos
Spanos L
Spanos …You…
Spanos you fuck
Let’s be honest the Cowboys are Stuck in the past thinking a old man who is way past his expiration date would still lead them to their 6th Championship is almost laughable there going to find a way to choke away this season as well
Lions video? Make me feel something, Tree. Anything.
jojorofo The Detroit Lions: Somehow Worse Than The Browns
Yap Pac lol in your dreams atleast they didn’t go 0-16 this year and BARELY missed the playoffs. Also they’ve never been 1-32 in 2 seasons alone.
+Dead Gang Well the 2008 Lions were clearly the worse 0-16 team because the Browns at least were in quite a few close games this past season. But yeah the Lions are still actually capable of sometimes being mediocre.
F that he been ducking and dodging the Ravens. He a Steelers fan who don't wanna roast the Ravens? The only team IN the AFC north he hasn't done yet.
Dead Gang Lions were VERY close to doing that between 08 & 09 with a 2-31 record, so they’re pretty much in the same boat
Guys Jerry Jones has wasted:
Tony Romo
Jason Witten
Dez Bryant
Demarcus Ware
Zack Martin
Tyron Smith
Travis Federick
Dan Bailey
Miles Austin
Terrance Newman
Sean Lee
I probably missed someone
Watching this all happen kind of makes me hopeful for the XFL. Vince please don't choke it
Cody Dockerty I’m with you my man
Only a Cowboy fan would be hopeful for XFL.
John Ashley more like only a browns fan lol
Fuck yeah Chicago Enforcers!
Don't be surprised if Jerry tries to move the Cowboys to that league. I doubt that's legally possible, but it doesn't mean Jerry won't try it.
Robert Kraft: Professional football's forgotten Herbert the Pervert.
That god damn air horn gets me every time
*Fun fact:* It’s been almost 30 years since Dallas played in a NFC title game
Another fun fact: Even the Lions played in an NFC title game more recently than the Cowboys did.
As a Cowboys fan, thank you for this.
It's funny. I didn't even notice the video was from 4 years ago because I heard 13-3 and playoff collapse and thought, "Yeah that's every year in Dallas".
To end the video with the Dez catch was brilliant
Jerry Jones is the real life version of Mr. Burns. "Excellent!!" 🙏🏻
Europa Universalis 4 music!
Then Rome Total War music? What is this
1:33-2:07 America's Team in every sense of the word. Reflecting the country it's supposed to represent perfectly.
As life long Cowboys fan and native Fort Worthian, Jerry needs to go (GM position). He's holding back this team.
You somehow made Rodger Goodell sympathetic. That's impressive.
Nah, Roger Goddell still couldn't lead a swarm of starving flies to fresh dog shit.
Tree has two sponsors now SeatGeek & Dollar Shave Club
FamilyGuyfan889 imagine what could happen if he can pay the rent by doing this, or even buy his own house.
2:53 Gotta love how they kneeled for the National Anthem and the Cowboys are called America's Team.
It made Jerry look like he cared about what the players were protesting
As an Eagles fan I pray to God this man lives forever. The Cowboys will NEVER win a Super Bowl again as long as Jerry's in charge.
From Memes 2 Dremes I agree. By the way, how in gods name are the Cowboys called “America’s Team?” In my lifetime, they’ve never been impressive. Only 5 seasons with 10+ wins. 😂😂😂 Fly Eagles Fly. 👍
I could say the same he's the reason why breaking the cowboys in heartbreaking fashion (twice in 9 months and the 2014 Divisional round) is so god damn satisfying Go Pack Go
Kyle B lol the whole "America's team" thing. Traditional Cowboys aren't even American they're goddamn Spaniards. Someone else like the Eagles or Patriots, some team entity that just screams a truly "American" theme should wear the title
From Memes 2 Dremes Bandwagon alert!
Vaude Vega Nick Foles has more playoff wins than the Cowboys in the last 23 fucking years you have no room to talk shit boy
The Trade Federation theme is perfect to Jerry Jones 😂😂😂
One thing is plain truth, they can,t beat Green Bay.
I think we (speaking as a Cowboys fan) can beat Green Bay, all we have to do is fire a head coach without balls and hire one with balls
Lonestar327 and hire the refs so we don’t get robbed anymore lol
I fucking hate everything. I just want to beat Green Bay once in a game that matters.
Mike’s Music Reviews hey beating Green Bay in Lambeau field last season was fun, good times.
funny since it used to be the opposite every time they faced Green Bay.
I despise the Cowboys because of their fans. This video was HILARIOUS
Jerry Jones is not Palpitine. You know who is though, Seat Geek. It sorta through all available seats to give you the best price. It rates all the seats based on value from 1 to 100 to give you the best bang for your buck
The Dallas Cowboys: Professional Football's Kardashians.
Shit nobody cares about that the media keeps forcing on us? Yuuup
So that completed the NFC east
Elprocesso Time for the west. I nominate the Seahawks for dissection.
Ron Nickels He already did the 49ers after they went to 2-14 under Chip Kelly. Other than that there’s not really much to talk about in the West both NFC and AFC
49ers and Rams done. How about the Arizona Cardinals: Professional Football's Retirement Home?
Johnnie Doe I still say the Seahawks need a once over. They've regressed from two Super Bowl appearances to not even making the playoffs.
And considering all the crap they pulled last season they might as well be called the NFL'S Daycare.
Arizona Cardinals: Mathematically worst team in Professional Football
you guys should get the five point gaming reference
I’m a Cowboys and even I find this hilariously true. This was so damn funny. I love your vids keep it up. You Yinzers are so damn frank and to the point that It’s so damn funny.
About time we see a Lolcow on management and ownership.
And no better choice to choose one on
24AMPER
Agreed. He should do a hard one on Jimmy Haslem (Owner; Browns) or Tom Dundan (Owner; Hurricanes)
Here after the How Them Frauds got flogged by the Packers lol
Never thought UT could make me cheer for roger Goodell....
I mean, is it actually cheering for him, or just cheering for destruction and mayhem? I hate Jerry Jones, but Roger Goodell is just as bad if not worse.
The fact that Roger is one of the few to put Jerry in his place and make Jerry look like a bitch is actually admirable, if that makes sense.
This aged well.
As long as Jerry Jones is the owner of the Cowboys, they will never win a Super Bowl or even a playoff game because he will not get out of his own way and he only hires people that will listen to him.... I do feel like Stephen Jones would possibly get more power in the future.
He made it to a Conference Championship game, something so difficult, Jerry Jones can't do it
The sooner Stephen Jones gets the power, the better. At the very least, get Jerry out of the GM seat and put Will McClay in. The man is a great drafter.
I’m soooooooo thankful for Stephen Jones.
Like many NFL fans, I hate the Cowboys with a fiery passion, but my god, that Dez Bryant "incompletion' gives me a headache every time I see it. How is that not a catch, NFL? Hurts my damn brain.
I'm a simple man. I see Urinating Tree, I watch.
Back here afrer the Packers demolished them. Another year of playoff futility
You are mistaken Bill Belichick is Pro footballs Palpatine
Robert Craft
LordLowe Bill has won championships in the past 20 years unlike Jerry
more like Robert Craft, cause with out his dream of owning the patriots, the pats would've been in St. Louis right now
Normally I'd agree, but there's a huge difference......at least Palpatine has been seen smiling.
Have you seen Belichick in his grey hoodie? Jabba the Hut.
Who’s here after the Cowboys lost to Brock Purdy and the 49ers?
Me 😔
Wait that's eu4 music
Jerry Jones: Professional football's Ottomans.
Possibly Ming, It starts out in a great position the collapses into a bunch of smaller states. Never to reclaim it's prior glory ever again.
Hell yeah man
I looked for this comment.
The Cowboys need better generals.
As a cowboys fan, this video was solid gold.
Could you just put me and the rest of Detroit out of its misery and do the Lions video already?
Pepe McFeels God please. I need the cathartic feel of pain
Pepe McFeels Lions, Tigers and Pistons, Oh My
UT did a scathing video on the Arizona Cardinals but the Cardinals, yes the Cardinals, have more playoff wins and have been to more Super Bowls than the Cowboys in the last 22 years. This includes a 20-7 thrashing of the Pokes in 1999.
I thought it was Belicheck!
This dude must be an eagles fan....remember that Jerry Jones also was the driving force behind REVENUE SHARING...Americas Team shares it's wealth with all the other teams to help keep everyone going...
I blame spanos
FUCK YOU SPANOS
Nifty Noldog what is spanos?
Nifty Noldog Fuck that guy!
Don't listen to them. Spanos is a misunderstood saint.
Snake pie In case you don’t know that’s the scumbag who moved the Chargers to LA and they don’t want them there. And the Rams have more fans than they do.
Careful there, don't want Disney to claim this video
Been waiting for this. An owner whose ego is so large that you can see it from space (I'm kidding). Nothing against the Cowboys personally, but ol' JJ needs this knock to bring his ego down a peg. I mean, as owner, President and GM of the team? How many hats does he want to wear?
Because he's like Palpatine, Palpatine was the Senate and Jerry is the Cowboys
Please do one for Blair Walsh, He’s just asking for it!
I’m i cards fan, while watching that, I literally knew he was gonna miss it somehow before the play even began
Volting Master blair walsh is the nathan petermeme of kickers
*Spanos is Jerry Jones's best friend.*
Nelson Nguyen Ones master cannot be his best friend.
Nelson Nguyen Then Fuck Both Spanos and Jones
Spanos=snoke jones=palpitine
Spanos, your Jerry Jones's master now?
Eagles win the super bowl
Tree shits all over jerruh
2018 is off to the greatest start that any year in history has gotten off to.
Roger Goodell should get a video in the future.
I love how the music in these videos occasionally come from various strategy games (Rome total war, Europa universalis)
I thought that title belonged to Bill Belicheck
if you want anyone of the patriots to be the NFL's Palpatine make it Robert Kraft, cause with out his dream of owning the pats coming true in the 90's the Patriots would be in St. Louis right now
Am I the only one who recognized Alan Moorhouse's "Music To Drive By" at the beginning of this? Nice selection, Tree!
I stopped playing GTA V for this. Do not disappoint me.
Who tf plays gta in 2018?
Perkaholic there’s still some believe it or not
predat0r178 id have better luck finding a team with mics to play black ops 1 zombies than a full heist squad
'Ol Jerry in reply: "I hope you liked those 5 Superbowl ring, I hope you liked them very much!"
“ I am the NFL ! “
Bill Belichick: "I am the Dark Lord of the NFL"
Jerry Jones: *Cackles in Sheev*
Roger Goodell: I A M T H E S E N A T E
This video aged well
What if manziel was drafted by the cowboys and sat for 3 years to learn........ Being drafted by the browns kills qbs. Just some food for thought.
I am a Cowboys fan, and this....this was needed.
3:55 wasn't expecting "Ride Forth Victoriously" but thoroughly made happy!
Ages in human history: iron age, bronz age, middle ages, new age etc...
Ages in CZcams sports video history: SeatGeek age, SquareSpace age, Manscaped age etc...
I'm back to celebrate their 2023-24 loss in the first round in the playoffs
2 wins in 23 years, that’s saying something when the bears have more playoff wins than you in a given timeframe.
This video continues to age well
You’ve done a clean sweep of every team in the NFC east Conglaturation
This is honesty exactly what this entire franchise and fan base deserves.
Footballs Palpatine? Uh no that honor goes to Bill Belichick!
Nahhh Belichick is more like Vader, powerful but at the end of the day just a higher up. Jerryboy pulls strings we don't even know about.
As a Cowboys fan of about 10 years, this is the honest truth. Once Jerry stops trying to have his way all the damn time and let people who actually know football do their thing (like in 2014), our team could get its head out of its ass and starting doing things right.
Dez dropped the ball, both figuratively and literally.