Reading Your Spooky Halloween Stories

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  • čas přidán 28. 10. 2019
  • The days are getting shorter, the weather is getting cooler (except in Australia) can you feel it? It's pumpkin time.
    Edited by➤ / themadz2012
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  • @droidixbacon
    @droidixbacon Před 4 lety +806

    “It is REALY hot, in this wiener.”
    -James 2019

  • @plebhead_
    @plebhead_ Před 4 lety +400

    James: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UnTiE!
    Me: *sigh*

  • @pickleds
    @pickleds Před 2 lety +224

    Im not sure how many caught this but the fact he said untie and not unite just makes the story 10 times better

  • @_727MimzyLAG
    @_727MimzyLAG Před 3 lety +382

    Me: **sees him walk in wearing a hot dog costume** Oh my god, I'm already terrified

  • @koolcarz016cars7
    @koolcarz016cars7 Před 4 lety +853

    “I don’t know how someone can stay in a Weiner this long”
    James: 2019

    • @ethan_7000
      @ethan_7000 Před 4 lety +42

      *”It’s not sexual, okay?”*

    • @cedarpointfanboy7317
      @cedarpointfanboy7317 Před 4 lety +4

      Smeethan gives me wings damn you beat me by 30 seconds

    • @elias9746
      @elias9746 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cedarpointfanboy7317 17 secs bro

    • @mj1707
      @mj1707 Před 4 lety +1

      Elias 676 13 seconds bro

    • @gootstep3356
      @gootstep3356 Před 4 lety +1

      Dashi ‘ 11 seconds bro

  • @johannyoon5541
    @johannyoon5541 Před 4 lety +9626

    Spooky story:
    James's microphone was continuously floating throughout the video.

  • @aliencarrot4612
    @aliencarrot4612 Před 2 lety +78

    This is my friend's story:
    She always answers every phone call that she gets. She gets a call from an unknown number. She answers it, expecting some scammer. She answers it and the other end is dead silent. She got creeped out and hung up. The next day, she gets a call from the same number. She didn't realize it was the same number, so she answered. She heard a woman sobbing. She was saying, "Please no..." Through the sobs. She said that she heard a bloodcurdling scream and then the call ended. At the time, she was in shock and didn't know what to do. She told her parents, (We were small humans) and they said that it was probably just prank. She said that she still wonders if it was a prank or not.

  • @spoopy5299
    @spoopy5299 Před 3 lety +36

    i love how he had a mix of trolls and actually spoopy stories

  • @thegreatwhaleshark9049
    @thegreatwhaleshark9049 Před 4 lety +5242

    Spooky story:
    James forgetting to say wear your seatbelt

  • @juno7386
    @juno7386 Před 4 lety +2349

    “It’s really hot in this wiener” - Theodd1sout 2019

  • @SaffronFire
    @SaffronFire Před 3 lety +447

    Spooky story: James filmed an entire video with a floating mic
    Edit: I am aware that someone else has previously commented this. I’ve watched this video multiple times and did not comment this on the first time. When I commented this the original comment was not at the top like it was when I first saw it and thought it had been deleted. I wouldn’t have commented this if I had known and now that it’s up, I’m having too much fun responding with “no, I it”. You don’t have to keep replying or liking this but you can if you want. If you’re seeing this, johann yoon (they’re the original commenter), 1: congratulations on getting over 9k likes and 2: if you ask me to take this down, I’ll be a bit sad but I will do it as I would never want to hurt or offend anyone.

  • @deadgrass2299
    @deadgrass2299 Před 2 lety +25

    Spooky Sleep Paralysis:
    So about 2 years ago, I was told that I was going on a vacation to Disney World in Orlando, Florida. It was honestly the best vacation I had ever had, because the last time I went there was when I was a little itty bitty baby boy. But the first night that I was there, I was extremely tired, because I had gotten nearly no sleep the night before. Also, for some reason, I was very... un-hungry. What I mean is, I wanted no food or water, and I was extremely sleep deprived. That night, I fell asleep, but then experienced "sleep paralysis". In case you don't know, it's when you wake up usually around midnight, but your brain thinks you're still asleep. Usually, as in on a normal night, you become paralyzed, so that you don't hurt yourself while asleep. When for whatever reason your brain doesn't do this, this results in sleepwalking. But during sleep paralysis, you will become EXTREMELY paranoid, and also start hallucinating. And since you're paralyzed, you can't move. At all. Period. So basically you're locked in your bed, trapped with your paranoid thoughts, and hallucinating. Speaking of all of which, I was looking around (with my eyes, because they are not paralyzed during sleep. Specifically for Rapid Eye Movement sleep, which is usually what causes dreams)- I saw shadows, strangely shifting against the walls of my dark hotel room. They looked like dark demon cloudy creepy spooky scary bois. I was also having the weirdest thoughts. And I don't have context, so don't ask for any, but I was actually, no exaggerations, thinking that someone was going to fill the room with concrete, and that my uncle was going to build a huge concrete pillar, and that the ceiling fan was going to grow so big that it would break through the walls all the way towards the bus stop next to my hotel. Very odd stuff. it was very scary, until... it ended. I don't know exactly what happened after that other than waking up and taking a nice picture of the landscape out my window.

    • @zofija1516
      @zofija1516 Před 2 lety

      Wow! Such a good but spooky story I love it

    • @owlsrule9674
      @owlsrule9674 Před 2 lety

      Oh man, I hate sleep paralysis. I usually can't open my eyes though....
      Unless they were always open.....
      OH GOSH

    • @titanwars1419
      @titanwars1419 Před 2 lety

      @@owlsrule9674 Never open your eyes in sleep paralysis. It usually encourages the hallucinations.

    • @suriakhanom2919
      @suriakhanom2919 Před 2 lety +1

      @@zofija1516 same :)
      nice story 😊

  • @drxeno6321
    @drxeno6321 Před 4 lety +498

    Spooky story:
    A hotdog told spooky stories and had a floating microphone.

  • @moved4757
    @moved4757 Před 4 lety +837

    when James didn't dress up as his marshmallow character

  • @Absolutely_A_Human
    @Absolutely_A_Human Před 3 lety +19

    I don’t know why but I started laughing when James gave advice about when your being followed

  • @charlieelioooo
    @charlieelioooo Před rokem +10

    The intro is gold 😂
    I have Covid and I was feeling really sad, but this video cheered me up a lot :). Thank you!

  • @MrWeegee
    @MrWeegee Před 4 lety +1569

    “Dyslexics of the world, untie!”
    -James 2019

    • @extros-dump
      @extros-dump Před 4 lety +7

      WEEGEEPIE

    • @hikaru_2.0.
      @hikaru_2.0. Před 4 lety +17

      *U n i t e*

    • @Erki445
      @Erki445 Před 4 lety +3

      Grub

    • @squish7282
      @squish7282 Před 4 lety +16

      I actually read that as "unite."

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu Před 4 lety +6

      Aliyah Jones you clearly hadn’t watched the whole video before you commented...

  • @chibeani
    @chibeani Před 4 lety +374

    “Dyslexics of the world unite”
    James, being the dyslexic boi he is: Dyslexics of the world untie
    BOI

    • @Xyxyyxxx
      @Xyxyyxxx Před 4 lety +1

      Chibeanie UwU unoriginal
      The real comment it 4th on comments

    • @rory6114
      @rory6114 Před 4 lety +1

      same

    • @masahirosakurai3733
      @masahirosakurai3733 Před 4 lety +2

      Doge King uhhhhhhhhhh It is 4th

    • @thisisinkorisit2113
      @thisisinkorisit2113 Před 4 lety +1

      Doge King first of all, it was apparently fourth comment. Second, it’s not exactly unoriginal. It would be unoriginal if it was something that people comment on tons of different videos, can’t really do that for this one.

    • @butterowlet6774
      @butterowlet6774 Před 4 lety

      Wait, James is dyslexic?

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Před rokem +7

    Some of these will probably legit give me nightmares tonight. I'm also glad I've never in my life had sleep paralysis. It sounds terrifying, especially to someone who's easily freaked out (But I surprisingly don't get jumpscared very easily)

  • @chickenwings8735
    @chickenwings8735 Před 3 lety +16

    Look in the mirror does it break? No because you are beautiful. Close your eyes- what do you see?
    D A R K N E S S that’s where i would be without you. . . Your W E L C O M E

  • @zachbrown4953
    @zachbrown4953 Před 4 lety +681

    "Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!"
    -James, 2019

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai Před 4 lety +10

      Comments just saying quotes aren't that funny, dude. We all saw the video, and we all heard the quote.

    • @zachbrown4953
      @zachbrown4953 Před 4 lety +5

      @@LifeWKai Yea you right oh well

    • @helplessoverthinker8640
      @helplessoverthinker8640 Před 4 lety +15

      OMGoodness I read it and thought it was UNITE

    • @okietokki
      @okietokki Před 4 lety +3

      @@helplessoverthinker8640 The joke was the comment said *unite* and James said un*TIE*

    • @mayoblandino5212
      @mayoblandino5212 Před 4 lety +1

      Toast Malone I was like “wait isn’t its unite???”

  • @oliverrs_returnbox
    @oliverrs_returnbox Před 4 lety +447

    “It’s so hot in this wiener.”
    -James, October 2019

  • @user-zj2hp6om8c
    @user-zj2hp6om8c Před 3 lety +92

    Spooky story:
    My phone died when I was watching your video 😱
    Still terrified till this day..

  • @chris-toe-fur1220
    @chris-toe-fur1220 Před 2 lety +12

    Spooky story:
    One night I was 6 and we were either leaving or going to Olive Garden but then I say this girl in a white dress on the sidewalk crying with a broken bike next to her and I told my family (not freaking out) and my sister went on google and searched up the street finding out that a girl got ran over while riding a bike.
    Another spooky story:
    One time my brother was in our house doing… idk but he went to the kitchen to find the blinds going up and down then he ran to my parents crying s p o o k y
    Another spooky story:
    I fell off my bed 😱

  • @dormanricha
    @dormanricha Před 4 lety +442

    Scary story:
    James filtering the comment section to avoid hearing comments with the word fur r y

  • @miraculousdream7028
    @miraculousdream7028 Před rokem +5

    Yikes, I'm terrified! These spooked me so bad!! And I can't even sleep on a normal night without listening to spooky stories!! I'm definitely not sleeping tonight!

  • @James-en1ob
    @James-en1ob Před 2 lety +9

    Here's my scarry story:
    Once upon a dark night, there was rain and thunder, while me and my family were boringly sitting inside and waiting for the typhoon to be over. my uncle was just upstairs sitting, as we are still boringly waiting, he hear a voice ,calling, and weeping, as he looked, in front of him, he sees a headless man, standing.he ran as fast as he can. knowing we are down stairs he called for help, and we ran to his aid. After we searched the room we could not find the man he was talking of, only a slight stench in the air.
    I hope you liked the story 😉

  • @orang3819
    @orang3819 Před 4 lety +839

    No one:
    James: floof is buzz floofyear EEUUUH
    Edit: wow this is the most likes I've gotten, that's pretty cool. Thanks

  • @friedchickenalt4136
    @friedchickenalt4136 Před 4 lety +146

    scary story:
    james's mysterious floating mic

  • @zigzig57
    @zigzig57 Před 2 lety +7

    The real spooky story is when Fluff saves James from the monsters😅

  • @redtigerrt6778
    @redtigerrt6778 Před 2 lety +5

    This is significantly scarier than I thought holy cow

  • @winterbear6776
    @winterbear6776 Před 3 lety +425

    You know what disturbs me?
    That James is dressed as a "Hot Dog" While holding his dog.

    • @notpewdiepie3079
      @notpewdiepie3079 Před 3 lety +3

      Ok

    • @thejoshowd6418
      @thejoshowd6418 Před 3 lety +5

      Hotdogs are made out of gross stuff, if you still eat hot dogs don't look up what their made of

    • @roxiestudios9553
      @roxiestudios9553 Před 3 lety +5

      @@thejoshowd6418 ... um I think I should has listened to you ... i think I'm gonna be a vegan

    • @Dragon-dr5fe
      @Dragon-dr5fe Před 3 lety +2

      @@thejoshowd6418 as long as you dont get the cheap shit your fine

    • @ciara2059
      @ciara2059 Před 3 lety +4

      Who elseis triggered that he called it a wiener

  • @Monica-ji5dx
    @Monica-ji5dx Před 4 lety +90

    James: scary story: breathing manually
    Me: aw frick *starts breathing manually*

  • @bronzelight3050
    @bronzelight3050 Před 2 lety +6

    Spooky story:
    One night when me and my family were on vacation at the beach, several weird things had happened. First, when I was changing into my pajamas, I had gone to use the bathroom, and then when o came out, I saw this kid playing with blocks where my bag was supposed to be for about a second, then as soon I had blinked, it was gone. I just shrugged it off, but it was still pretty spooky.
    Then, when me and my cousin were baking cookies, we randomly heard someone run across the hallway. We looked back, and no one was there. But there were small black footprints there for a split second, and again, as soon as I blinked, they vanished.
    My cousin also swears she felt someone poke her, but she turned around, and nothing was there. I asked her what was wrong, she said nothing was wrong. It still creeps me out to think about that night.

  • @galaxyfox172
    @galaxyfox172 Před 3 lety +4

    Here's my childhood nightmare,
    One night at 12 I walked to my room to get my charger and was greeted by this.My unicorn drawing had been moved and been changed,one of the unicorns had x eyes on one of them.I ran screaming to my parents then my mom and dad conceded me and my mom gave me one of phones to wacht a bible story but I was scared to turn on the phone because I thought there was going to be something creepy for the wallpaper,or say something scary but no,it was normal.although the wallpaper was scary and now I tell lots of people this story. The End

    • @sickfrank
      @sickfrank Před 3 lety +2

      Wow that is creepy can you like and read mine?

  • @FoxAutumnn
    @FoxAutumnn Před 4 lety +106

    "The easy way out of any corn maze is just right through the corn."
    I somehow feel inspired by this. Kinda want it on a shirt.

    • @mcelmo2182
      @mcelmo2182 Před 4 lety +6

      Actually, yeah, why was this so unintentionally inspirational

    • @LillianTemple
      @LillianTemple Před 4 lety +1

      Why am u so dumb that I recently found out that a corn maze can also be called a corn corn because maze is corn......😑

    • @Petrichor27284
      @Petrichor27284 Před 4 lety

      what if theres a fence but only a bit in so that it would be funny if someone ran straight through theyd go smack bang into the fence

    • @myrech
      @myrech Před 4 lety

      I don't want to get ticks

    • @zofija1516
      @zofija1516 Před 2 lety

      @@myrech same but my dog got one and my mom took it out and she didn't even take him to the vet lol

  • @mynameiskrysta
    @mynameiskrysta Před 4 lety +206

    nobody:
    James: HI I’M THE WICKED WEINER

  • @breezy_vaulter1311
    @breezy_vaulter1311 Před 3 lety +3

    scary story that happened to me irl:
    so a few years ago my mom was driving me and my sister to dance and on our way there a car started following us off the freeway, at first we thought nothing of it but then we took another turn and a motorcycle came out of nowhere and also started following us but then about ten minutes later the car disappeared but the motorcycle was still following us, later on my mom didn’t know if he was actually following us or just heading in the same direction as us, so my mom pulled into a hospital parking lot and just drove around the parking lot... and he followed our every movement so my mom decided to call the police and then when the police came he had to get off his motorcycle and turns out he actually had a loaded gun on him. And then the police talked to my mom and said that it was smart to pull into a parking lot instead of leading him to the dance building where tons of kids were.

  • @Oracle582
    @Oracle582 Před rokem +5

    Spooky Story:
    Me and my friends went to a park in the middle of the night. We started looking around the place and started having some fun. In the corner of the park, there was a small room with a sign that read "For Staff ONLY" on the side of the room was a small metal grate with weird messages on it. The messages said, "BEWARE" "MONSTER AHEAD" "THIS IS HELL" "LOOK IN THE TREES" "YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF THEM" me and my friends were terrified and decided to head home. When we came back an hour later though, we saw white hand prints all over the park.we then remembered one of the messages said "LOOK IN THE TREES" and we looked at the biggest tree there, and we saw big, yellow eyes staring back at us. Now the creepiest part that I haven't said yet was that the night before me and my friends went to the park, I had a dream that was just like what happened.

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 Před 4 lety +329

    James:"I hope no one has insomnia"
    Me: **watching this at 3am after waking up and not being able to get back to sleep**

  • @Jwilhoftstg
    @Jwilhoftstg Před 4 lety +170

    Spooky Story:
    Not being able to think of a spooky story

  • @Stetson_M
    @Stetson_M Před 2 lety +3

    I’m literally watching this right on Halloween day so this is perfect

  • @HKMisawesome
    @HKMisawesome Před 2 lety +8

    Spooky Story: (wow everyone does do that at the top lol)
    One day James was in his studio, working on a video. The video was about the funny things his dogs did.(hint hint) He was really excited for this video and was hoping to finish it today, and then come back and film it tomorrow. He worked hard and finally finished around 1 in the morning. Exhausted but happy, he got in his car and started driving. Soon, he saw there was a car behind him with broken headlights. “That’s weird….” He muttered, checking his mirrors. He switched lanes, but the car did too. Creeped out, he continued driving and eventually the car stopped following him. It was now 1:42 and all James wanted was to sleep.
    When he got home he laid in bed, but couldn’t sleep. That’s when he saw the shadow.
    It was at least 8ft tall and had giant claws. It moved along the wall, and James was frozen in terror. It stopped near his bed, and free from the paralysis he jumped up and screamed, running out of the room. In his kitchen, he sat down at his dining room table, panting. He got a snack and slowly opened his room’s door, and, seeing nothing, entered. He got back in bed and immediately the shadow was back! He ran out again, and this time laid on the couch, deciding to call the police if he saw it again.
    He drifted off, and while he was sleeping the shadow drifted towards him from his room. It moved onto his chest, pressing down. Then, the shadow seemed to sink into him.
    The next day James was freaked out, but decided to continue his plan from yesterday. He got in his car but suddenly couldn’t remember how to drive it. He looked at all the buttons and words, confused. Eventually he got out of his car and rode his bike to work.
    At work he started the audio. To him, everything sounded natural. When he listened to the audio to make sure it was good, he heard a lot of creaking and moaning noises. He edited those out, but when he listened again, they were back! After editing them again and still hearing them in the exact same places, he gave up and recorded the whole thing again. Still, the free king and moans were there. Then he had an idea. He recorder a few words to put at the same time as the moans and creaking, but instead of the words all that was there was a bloodcurdling scream. Eventually he managed to mostly hide the noises and posted it. But when he watched his video on CZcams, he saw the entire audio was screaming and the background and pictures was black with red words: I WILL FIND YOU
    James immediately took it off, but a few people had already seen it. They all immediately started commenting on his Social Media, and he quickly posted:
    Hey guys! If you saw the CZcams video I just posted (and then took off) I want you to know it was a prank against me, and I’ll put out a real video ASAP!
    He had no clue wether that was true or not, but he still posted it, unable to think of any other explanation.
    Later, at his house, the shadow left him as he slept.
    He got in his car again, and suddenly everything made sense! He check his phone and then did a double take. “Wait, what?” He asked aloud, seeing that the date his phone read was yesterday, the day he posted the haunted video. At work he asked everyone he knew the date and they all said the same thing. Confused, he opened his CZcams channel and gasped. All the videos had been changed to the same video he’d posted before. He looked out the window and saw a shadow figure slinking away in direct sunlight. Screaming, he ran away, running straight into one of his employees.
    Eventually he got his videos fixed, but from then on his videos always had the words:
    I’m coming
    In blood red at the end. It was a miracle he’d even survived the encounter with the mysterious shadow figure. A month later it entered him again, but this time it didn’t leave. James constantly heard creepy whispers in his ears, and the one that haunted him the most was: “I am you.”
    ThE eNd
    (Hope you enjoyed!)

    • @RedYetiopia
      @RedYetiopia Před 2 lety +1

      That's a loooonnnnnngggggggggggggg story.

    • @sunnysweirdstudios4728
      @sunnysweirdstudios4728 Před 2 lety +1

      I read the entire thing now my head hurts

    • @abandoned_account_6712
      @abandoned_account_6712 Před 2 lety

      That was the first time i've ever had chills. That was painful how do you people handle these things-

  • @NapperNeru
    @NapperNeru Před 4 lety +343

    Spooky story:
    James hasn't made a video about TeamTrees yet.

    • @Other_ace
      @Other_ace Před 4 lety +12

      i am truly shook
      # te *amTREEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS*

    • @mostitoasty7765
      @mostitoasty7765 Před 4 lety +8

      @@weirdanimator7231 HE MISSED HIS CHANCE TO DONATE 666 DOLLARS FOR HALLOWEEN

    • @thandarlwin4378
      @thandarlwin4378 Před 4 lety

      #Treeeeseeeeeaaaaammmmmmmrees

    • @sparrrow3047
      @sparrrow3047 Před 4 lety

      Thandar Lwin Stroke?

    • @unrray
      @unrray Před 4 lety

      Xin Jie Lim AHHHHHHH

  • @blab7903
    @blab7903 Před 4 lety +193

    “Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!”
    This is why I love James 🤣

  • @Jelly21543
    @Jelly21543 Před rokem +1

    Everything is more funny when you don’t have a script and you’re just reading everything😂

  • @Cobalt...
    @Cobalt... Před 2 lety +1

    Spooky story:
    One night, there was an old grandma in a small cottage, who loved to do jigsaw puzzles. She just got one in the mail and she was super excited to do it. As she was finishing the puzzle, she realized that it was a picture of her, sitting in the living room, doing the puzzle. Shakily, as she placed the final pieces, she saw a deranged madman looking through the window in the corner of the picture, the last sounds she heard were the sounds of broken glass!

  • @TheULTRAROBLOXians
    @TheULTRAROBLOXians Před 4 lety +258

    “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE”
    that-
    that killed me

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 Před 4 lety

      Za Waldo tokio tomine

    • @freshwaterdraws
      @freshwaterdraws Před 4 lety +1

      The ULTRA ROBLOXians me to

    • @DieAlteistwiederda
      @DieAlteistwiederda Před 4 lety +5

      Especially because it was spelled right. I mean dyslexia also causes issues with reading so it was either that or just a joke.

    • @atoucaaan
      @atoucaaan Před 4 lety +1

      The ULTRA ROBLOXians I really thought that said “UNITE” before I watched the video...

    • @atoucaaan
      @atoucaaan Před 4 lety +1

      The ULTRA ROBLOXians I really thought that said “UNITE” before I watched that part of the video...

  • @hazelnutspred3348
    @hazelnutspred3348 Před 4 lety +740

    "Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!"
    - James 2019

    • @maggie-m154
      @maggie-m154 Před 4 lety +18

      Catrina [Thicc Sister] Ive been waiting for this comment lol

    • @mj-me6zp
      @mj-me6zp Před 4 lety +17

      I read this before I heard that, and genuinely read it as unite

    • @hazelnutspred3348
      @hazelnutspred3348 Před 4 lety +5

      @@mj-me6zp thats because it is unite lol

    • @finncooney4610
      @finncooney4610 Před 4 lety +5

      That had me dying

    • @benshaw8174
      @benshaw8174 Před 4 lety +1

      Lel same

  • @apolly125
    @apolly125 Před 3 lety +22

    “Floof is Buzzfloofier! EUgGh”
    -James 2019

  • @doinou3012
    @doinou3012 Před 3 lety +53

    Spooky story: My school does this picnic the week before Summer. Most of the picnic’s were pretty fun except one, I had to go to the bathroom and the 2 port a potty’s were full. I asked a teacher if I can go to the bathroom inside, she said I can but I had to go inside with her. When I was in the bathroom I heard some taping noises outside. When I walked outside the bathroom I didn’t see the teacher, I decided to walk out of school but when I tried to open the door it suddenly locked itself and this weird sound. Now this sound was pretty normal, any time the morning news comes on this sound would come on, except it was very disoriented. I remembered there was another door on the other side of building. Walking there the sound turned off, when I got there I saw red eyes staring from the door I fell backwards and heard a voice behind me. It was the teacher. We walked outside and I tripped again, when I got up she disappeared.

  • @susanmclean5105
    @susanmclean5105 Před 4 lety +178

    Here's a spoopy story:
    *THE FRICKIN FLOATING MICROPHONE*

  • @zolar2652
    @zolar2652 Před 4 lety +86

    Me: Heh Dyslexics unite
    James:DYSLEXICS UN-TIE

  • @JRsTime
    @JRsTime Před 2 lety +3

    you have worked very hard, amazing content

  • @keyboardcrook9124
    @keyboardcrook9124 Před 3 lety +8

    spooky story: My mom told me how babys are born

  • @l5yla.g92
    @l5yla.g92 Před 4 lety +168

    “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD -UNTIE” I cant- 💀

    • @alexp5878
      @alexp5878 Před 4 lety +5

      Layla_ Grace he said that as a dyslexia joke

    • @sh0elaces
      @sh0elaces Před 4 lety +4

      Alex P I think they know and they were laughing at it

    • @l5yla.g92
      @l5yla.g92 Před 4 lety +4

      Sh0elac3s thank you lmao

    • @ilik3ducks89
      @ilik3ducks89 Před 4 lety +2

      Layla_ Grace I was dying from second hand embarrassment

    • @llyanadatu4019
      @llyanadatu4019 Před 4 lety +2

      OMDD I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME-

  • @elliethompson7732
    @elliethompson7732 Před 4 lety +201

    James: *reads Unite as Untie*
    Me: the dyslexia is showing

    • @grassyboy5215
      @grassyboy5215 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes I noticed that too and just started laughing 😂 idk if it was intentional or not tho

    • @astrobella4620
      @astrobella4620 Před 4 lety

      He also said “weird” instead of “wide”

    • @sidonem5977
      @sidonem5977 Před 4 lety

      It’s intentional

    • @landoOrangutan
      @landoOrangutan Před 4 lety

      Ellie Thompson I thought it was unite

    • @goldnepomuceno13
      @goldnepomuceno13 Před 4 lety

      BabyPotato Vlogs and Other Crap Seriously? Wow, James XD Was it intentional?

  • @FranDeSoto
    @FranDeSoto Před 2 lety +1

    loved how you read the "neighbor hood" and "some one" with the pause between them

  • @YouthSalad
    @YouthSalad Před 4 lety +77

    "There are spooky monsters"
    *shows club penguin avatars*

  • @lilyskindasilly
    @lilyskindasilly Před 4 lety +2595

    A lot of people: Dress as something real scary
    James: Dresses as a wiener

  • @elizabethcarpenter696
    @elizabethcarpenter696 Před 2 lety +1

    James: “so you saw a shadow of a tall man, just gotta make the most of it”
    Me: 𝑔𝑂𝑡𝑇𝑎 𝑀𝑎𝐾𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝐸 𝑚𝑂𝑠𝑇 𝑜𝐹 𝑖𝑇, 𝑀𝑎𝐾𝑒 𝑡𝐻𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝑆𝑇 𝑜𝐹 𝑖𝑇

  • @TxcaBxbbles
    @TxcaBxbbles Před 2 lety +1

    “*lip smack*How young are my fans?”
    -James 2019

  • @UnhingingLoki36
    @UnhingingLoki36 Před 4 lety +176

    James should have dressed up as his character of himself he draws

  • @flejs373
    @flejs373 Před 4 lety +420

    Spooky story:
    When ever I try to wash a spoon in the sink the water comes right back at me.

  • @deadgrass2299
    @deadgrass2299 Před 3 lety +3

    Spooky Story:
    I was in my Minecraft survival world, climbing out of a cave. I realized it was night, when I heard what's known as "cave ambience". It was a scary sound that played around me. It seriously freaked me out. Fortunately I was recording, so you can see the clip on my channel. Minceraft #2.

  • @Ragdoll161
    @Ragdoll161 Před 2 lety +1

    I was eating cake and drinking tea while watching this, and when I had something in my mouth is when my brain processed the funny things. So I choked on my tea multiple times

  • @DoJayMi
    @DoJayMi Před 4 lety +255

    Me: (Shares a genuinely scary story from my childhood)
    James’ Editors: “Lets just pick all the silly ones.”

    • @xhrissy467
      @xhrissy467 Před 4 lety +10

      It’s because James is too much of an innocent bean to handle the scary stories

    • @Michael-wr8ks
      @Michael-wr8ks Před 4 lety +4

      What was the story

    • @soypagain
      @soypagain Před 4 lety +1

      NintendoGamer5000 Whats the story?

    • @vortex7804
      @vortex7804 Před 4 lety +2

      GetMadz is de best editor

    • @nancydesse3344
      @nancydesse3344 Před 4 lety

      Thank you

  • @diegopalafox9902
    @diegopalafox9902 Před 4 lety +279

    James:Now we will read scary stories
    Floof:
    Everyone:AHHHHHHHHH

  • @sylentnote
    @sylentnote Před 2 lety +4

    Spooky story:
    I was at my friend’s house and we were watching scary stories and the lights started flickering. It was a cool coincidence

  • @wilenn7035
    @wilenn7035 Před 3 lety +1

    I love this video!😃

  • @ClaireBear-hx5un
    @ClaireBear-hx5un Před 4 lety +1454

    Spooky story:
    The only comments are people quoting James forever.

  • @swirlycat5554
    @swirlycat5554 Před 4 lety +175

    Spooky story:
    James just posted, but you have no internet.

  • @alanna3518
    @alanna3518 Před 3 lety

    lol i literally listen to scary stories to fall asleep at night

  • @cretlol8888
    @cretlol8888 Před 2 lety +1

    this video spooked me

  • @RealPuttom
    @RealPuttom Před 4 lety +512

    Spooky scary:
    Every time I look in the mirror someone looks at me back...

    • @thandarlwin4378
      @thandarlwin4378 Před 4 lety +12

      AaaaahhHHH

    • @hellochildren723
      @hellochildren723 Před 4 lety +17

      Jesus christ I have the same issue

    • @spoon2861
      @spoon2861 Před 4 lety +8

      You gave me a heart attack.why did you do this?!?!

    • @a2k.prod.
      @a2k.prod. Před 4 lety +5

      It still haunts me to this day
      Same problem

    • @n.1575
      @n.1575 Před 4 lety +5

      Honestly I just thought it was only me. Thank God.

  • @AnimatedArt-zp8ml
    @AnimatedArt-zp8ml Před 4 lety +203

    No one:
    James’ Mic: *float*

  • @dogloveranimations9714
    @dogloveranimations9714 Před 3 lety +1

    Spooky story I LOVE UR VIDS

  • @hearts4pookie11
    @hearts4pookie11 Před 2 lety +1

    Spoopy story:
    The funny club penguin joke at the start

  • @peebz00
    @peebz00 Před 4 lety +526

    Lila Basener: “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNITE!”
    James: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!”

  • @deletioninducedin7days919
    @deletioninducedin7days919 Před 4 lety +258

    I forgot to write this scary story:
    James Charles was in my basement.

  • @froggie5152
    @froggie5152 Před 3 lety +3

    James: comes on screen
    Me: yep that’s normal

  • @TheBloodyMary6666
    @TheBloodyMary6666 Před 3 lety +1

    James doesn't need kids he has FLOOF

  • @krispydogs2064
    @krispydogs2064 Před 4 lety +117

    spoopy story:
    My teacher joked that my class would have a suprise exam

  • @mallowhead3052
    @mallowhead3052 Před 4 lety +742

    Scary story:
    My phone is at 0% but i was able to comment..lmao

  • @remy8487
    @remy8487 Před 2 lety +1

    It's Halloween, I'm so glad I found this

  • @kloop0309
    @kloop0309 Před 3 lety +3

    This one my step dad told me: he was at his gramps's funeral he and his fam were walking in the hallway when a bright ball of light appeared his whole fam saw it and they all were so shocked they could not even scream ,but the thing that scares me most is that I have felt like I was being watched after my step dad told me the story.and to this day I still get that feeling

  • @sp1dersw3bb5
    @sp1dersw3bb5 Před 4 lety +238

    Me: oh James uploaded
    James: *dressing as a Weiner*
    Me: WELL BACK TO ADAM

  • @marcaudet8797
    @marcaudet8797 Před 3 lety +1

    The best Spoopy story is “Bread”

  • @TheIlliterateFriends
    @TheIlliterateFriends Před 2 lety

    I’m gonna watch this late at night

  • @andrewrahme414
    @andrewrahme414 Před 4 lety +116

    here is a short horror story
    “You are what you what you eat.” Said Jiminy cricket. Pinocchio looks at the elementary school.

  • @goblinking2645
    @goblinking2645 Před 4 lety +159

    "IT NOT SEXUAL OKAY?!"
    -James 2019

    • @blackhole1013
      @blackhole1013 Před 4 lety +1

      he didnt scream it and it also shouldnt have a question mark

    • @MrPiggybossin
      @MrPiggybossin Před 4 lety +1

      black hole 101 okay mr.criticism

  • @Savageplayzzz
    @Savageplayzzz Před 2 lety +1

    So that guy is cool for having a triple bunk bed, wait till James sees squid game 😂

  • @dryt0a5t7
    @dryt0a5t7 Před rokem

    God. I remember watching this 3 years ago to the day. Life was so much simpler back then.

  • @rubbadubdubpug4389
    @rubbadubdubpug4389 Před 4 lety +41

    James: Dyslexics Of The World Un=tie
    Us: is he joking or...

    • @leah920
      @leah920 Před 4 lety

      Rubbadubdub Pug I don’t think he was joking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @somekidonyoutube8674
    @somekidonyoutube8674 Před 4 lety +1324

    “It is really hot in this wiener”-James 2019

  • @juvalinmary5052
    @juvalinmary5052 Před 3 lety

    I love your videos

  • @masonator12345
    @masonator12345 Před 2 lety

    7:41
    James:Dyslexics of the world untie
    What it actually says:Dyslexics of the world unite

  • @larrylavendar7776
    @larrylavendar7776 Před 3 lety +422

    “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE”
    James - 2019

    • @user-ny4lm9nk7q
      @user-ny4lm9nk7q Před 3 lety

      copy

    • @pain3672
      @pain3672 Před 3 lety

      Already seen that

    • @randomuser6846
      @randomuser6846 Před 3 lety +9

      @@user-ny4lm9nk7q SHES trying to make James a meme not copy do you even understand wat she said

    • @GoulishTurtles2012
      @GoulishTurtles2012 Před 3 lety +7

      .....hi.......im not dislexic i just wanted to be included....its ok if you neglect me now, i accept the disinvite

    • @stitchdrums
      @stitchdrums Před 3 lety +4

      yea he said untie than unite but i prefer untie

  • @FruitySillyEgg
    @FruitySillyEgg Před 4 lety +112

    "Spooky Story:
    *bread!"*
    ~James 2019

  • @y5fireflyschannel384
    @y5fireflyschannel384 Před 3 lety +2

    2:41
    I have a feeling that his mom's friend was actually not there and the whole time
    her "friend" was actually a ghost disguising itself.