Kelly Clarkson Roasts the NFL's Elite in Opening Monologue | 2023 NFL Honors
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Kelly to Purdy: "You can't even rent a car yet" had me rollin!!!
"no extra points just like the Cowboys" 😂😂😂
Bahahahaha!
As a Cowboys fan, it was the best joke she had. My wife likes Washington(yeah I know,) and I was like "Dang he missed." "Twice!? What are you doing?" My wife said "How'd he manage that?" Then she heard me say "Oh my god!!!" Her being a smartass "He missed again didn't he?" "Yes babe." Then she hears me yell "THE IDEA HERE IS TO SPLIT THE UPRIGHTS!" Then some expletive's. She comes in the room and goes "There is no way he missed again. At least you are winning." The replay of all the misses came on and she was in the room and she was like "Hasn't he been on your team 3 separate times? Don't you think there was a reason he had been fired by Dallas twice already." There is a reason he hasn't been on a team more than 2 years in his career.
That was so funny!
Whoever decided to have the fat chick host this awards show needs to be horsewhipped.
I'm not just saying that because I'm an Eagles fan.
WRZ 2023-02-10
😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This has to be the first time they made a Browns joke but didn't pan the cameras to Jim Brown
Did u see him guy didn't even know he was there
Its a big no for Kelly clarckson , especially on football
@@guysumpthin2974 Big
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
@@guysumpthin2974 Ohhh don't be a big baby about it 😉
She's big enough to play for the browns
I love Kelly so much! She said, "I got the mic, y'all don't" I am living for this over here.
Ricky Gervais style
Sow Style 🐽
Overused crutch.
Unoriginal.
She wasn't funny.
Jokes were literally written in typical female style instead of just being funny.
As a Cowboys fan this was therapeutic and hilarious
As a cowboys fan I completely agree
@@Jyfujmtg98 another head nod here.
Yes we fans needed this it's been rough these past few weeks 😣
As an Eagles fan it was nice to see Jerry Jones still alive
and coherent enough to still think he can build a football team.
I'm hoping he lives at least another 10 years to try and
prove he can win a Super Bowl without Jimmy Johnson. Sad.
WRZ 2023-02-10
I'm laughing that laugh on her then she a Cowboys fan roasted her own team and praising a team who beat her team
I didn’t know Kelly Clarkson was so funny , amazing speech😂😂😂
As a Cowboys fan this was priceless to watch, well said Kelly!
She was excellent, always liked her too.
Good luck in the Super Bowl this weekend, oh wait 😂
Whoever decided to have the fat chick host this awards show needs to be horsewhipped.
I'm not just saying that because I'm an Eagles fan.
WRZ 2023-02-10
@@billzardus95 She did pretty good, that’s better than a lot of unfamiliar football fans talking football. Also that dress as a Cowboys fan is 😍. Now can someone do that in a men’s suit lol
@@45aviation34
Yeah it was pretty smart to wear a dress that would hide her figure.
I don't think anyone in their right mind would have wanted to see that.
This was hilarious! Well done, Kelly. And well done, NFL, on your choice to think outside the box with your host this year. More of this, please.
Your kidding right
@@user-nm6od9mf5t No, she was great
She wasn’t great, she was fine. Take half a shot everytime she says y’all
@@bluepower1177she's from Texas, hence the dress, wtf?
Micah Laughing and Dak looking back says it all😅
What does it say, genius ?
Jerry Jones is a moron ?
This feels like a cowboys roast but it’s deserved 😭- cowboys fan
I think she roasted everyone lol
That Extra Point joke is pretty good
I thought a team was supposed to have enough quarterbacks to finish a game"😂 ...."I didn't know there were more playoffs after the divisional round, being a cowboys fan" 😭😂😂 Kelly got the jokes today 💀😂👏
That was a surprisingly great show! Kelly Clarkson was a great host, very funny (especially with the Dallas extra point joke 🤣) Georges Kittle singning was painful 🤣 and Brian Daboll has to many kids! 🤣 The Donna Kelce joke...was..oufff...😆 Just sad that Brock didn't won the ROTY
She got a point abt Purdy almost leading us to the Super Bowl
But fallen short with a broken wing
Your team did not purdy
Too bad close nfc championships mean nothing if you lose
You misspelled 'the writers'
Hahaha almost only matters to losers.
She was hilarious, well done Kelly Clarkson!
She did so well. This is my first time seeing kelly in aaaaawwwhhhiiillleee. And I’m glad she is happy and so comfortable in her own skin. Beauty comes in ALL shapes and sizes!
You can definitely tell she was nervous but I think she killed it. Jokes landed just could hear the nerves behind it. Great work though!
I didn't hear any nerves..she did great
nah
This is so cringe to watch
Here’s a channel recommendation
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czcams.com/video/0R74ohbObPQ/video.html
She must have been drunk and freaking out that she had no connection with the audience
Kelly is a national treasure
She should have taken better care of herself.
@@rockscousteau what do you know about thyroids diseases?
@@f.2366 That it's an excuse for fat people.
🤑
Oh please
She did way better than I expected. For her a) not being a “football expert” in her own words and b) not a comedian, she definitely held her own.
she wasn't too bad, but she said y'all a bit too much imo
2 reasons why there are hundreds of legitimate comedian’s or athletes that could of hosted
@@mikejohnson3338 She was actually surprisingly good, way better than what Amy Schumer would've done .
Why did she get the job then, cause clearly she didn't deserve it
Which comedian wrote the jokes for her is the question? Bill Burr? Tony Hinchcliffe?
I’m a cowboys fan, I loved the cowboys jokes, also, a woman who deserves to host something, she’s funny, she’s got great personality and doesn’t push an agenda
Doesnt push an agenda ... wearing an overblown ten foot gown ... ok
@@jrod2510 she's a girl...
@@shake4259 Thanks Cap'n ...
@@jrod2510 What was she supposed to wear, exactly? A tuxedo? Football uniform? A 20 ft overblown gown? Barefeet with a baby on her hip? A burka?
I feel like it wouldn't have mattered; you'd have still probably seen some kind of imaginary agenda
@@notorioustori Tori ... you blonde or just not bright?
As a comedian she killed it. Great job Kelly!
Pure dad jokes she didn't even write
Why is she sporting known white supremacist symbols such as 88?
I was actually quite impressed on how she did. I haven't seen her talk show, though shes probably been doing monologues now a while.
A room full of millionaire's ! And you all wonder why tickets , seats , costs more every year , you get the ideal .
@@MrJoe-qh2vb half time music matters
Kelly Clarkson is an absolute gem and national treasure! Love her to the moon and back!
More like send her to the moon
@@sith-o-mac What kind of response is this?
@@sith-o-mac If you are being a bully for no reason, I won't stand for it. I really hope you are kidding.
@@joejester61105 she's annoying
@@sith-o-mac We all have attributes about us that could be considered "annoying." Doesn't mean you have to come online and be a bully about it. You are entitled to your opinion, granted, but kindness will get you much further in life my friend. Just saying.
i didnt' get a lot of her puns because i'm not a sports buff, but the way she delivered them, i still laughed !! she did great!
As a sports fan, they were damn good.
Well at least she was amusing to the simple minded among us.
@@billzardus95 different strokes for different folks wise guy.
@@billzardus95 no need to be upset
@@billzardus95 simple minded? why, because I don't care to watch a bunch of dudes in over-padded uniforms beating each other up? ok!
As a cowboys fam i gotta say. That was hilarious 😂
On life I had to say that to but she was clean fasho DC4Life
I was sorry to see how debilitated Jerrry Jones looked.
As an Eagles fan, I am hoping he lives at least another 10 years
and at least has enough of his faculties to remain in full control.
It was almost worth him winning 3 Super Bowls so early in his career
that he was able to delude himself into thinking he was actually competent.
WRZ 2023-02-10
Bro! As it went on it became stinker and you know it
I just looove Kelly-not only is she my favorite female artists but her handling of this sow and opening monologue were fire 🔥
The extra point joke got me 😂
Kelly told nothing but truths in this monologue.
What's funny is women will wear over-size clothing when they know they have put on weight !
@@MrJoe-qh2vb I noticed that… did Rihanna gain weight too? I couldn’t tell because of the baggy clothing lol
@@PurpleFlavorAid she’s pregnant
@@horkit9642 okay thanks I didn’t know I don’t keep tabs on celebrities lol
Especially with that 88 on her dress. It's her dress size after all
Kelly, you NEVER EVER disappoint me! I'm a Texas girl and a huge Kelly Clarkson fan! I love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘 ❤️ you so so much!
Great audience. Y'all did _such_ a great job 👍
That awkward silence when she started talking bout the eagles was really hitting different I bet 💀
nah
you could feel how awkward it was in that room lmao
She nailed it. ❤️❤️❤️
she's GOLD. That was perfect LOL !
Was so entertaining! I cried, I laughed.. I enjoyed this as a woman who watches football for many years! Congratulations Kelly in hosting your firt NFL !You were Awesome!!
Honesty is the best policy !! That's what makes us grow as a person Y'all
That is what makes comedy ! We are all in this TOGETHER??
I was pregnant with my twins when you won in 2001.I have watched you grow !!Grounded as a human to human .Love you Speak your truth.
@@shaylanshelby 2002
Way to go Kelly!! You were amazing as host!! Hilarious and fun.
Kelly Clarkson “brings it” every single time!
Kelly was pretty funny in this, I love it!
Ya I really love her as the host
i thought she was winding down, then the "no extra points" joke just slayed
That head joke went over a lot of people’s heads😂
Or they were just tired of her 😭
The fat chick must have a child.
I can't think of a logical reason to repeat the same lie a dozen times
without being provoked in any way.
Whoever decided to have her host this awards show needs to be horsewhipped.
I'm not just saying that because I'm an Eagles fan.
If they wanted to scrape the bottom of the barrel,
why didn't they just have Rich Eisen do it ?
WRZ 2023-02-10
Childbirth never seemed that funny to me.
If some children entered the world with fully developed heads
it might have been funny but even Mary of Nazareth didn't have the
audacity to make a claim like that.
I know you wanna feel like you're smarter than other people but it's not that deep dude it just wasn't funny that's why no one laughed.
Love you Kelly. Yes they are jealous. Kmsl!! We are down with America's team. Love the dress!!😘😘🥰🥰
Anything Kelly Clarkson touches turns to gold!
🤑
Her husband must be packing 24carats
Yo Kelly crushed it 👏🏻😂😂
I think she did a good job, she had me laughing lmfaooo
She did great!!! Suprisingly Hilarious👑
She had great writers she was actually funny 👏
Um ... which is it ... she had great writers or she was actually funny
@@jrod2510 It's both, she needs to be able to perform what the writers wrote
@@biggslighter1950 that's like saying that a singer deserves no credit for singing a song that they didn't write
@@zrizzle19 they sing tho. She was just talking with an ugly dress
@@Tacconi757 You're a moron if you think hosting a show with millions watching is "just talking" and involves no talent whatsoever
" u can't even rent a car " lol
I love Kelly Clarkson! I swear she is my BFF in my head!!!
I agree this should be hosted by Peyton Manning every year.
@@henrysmith8209 Yes. Or Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe another athlete like John Cena.
or steve harvey
@@dionshare7103 John Cena or The Rock would do great hosts.
@@henrysmith8209 Conan’s year was hilarious
@@MrSayonara28 John cena was hilarious the last time he did it
Kelly actually did a amazing job!
Go Boys!!!
The fat chick must have a child.
I can't think of a logical reason to repeat the same lie a dozen times
without being provoked in any way.
Whoever decided to have her host this awards show needs to be horsewhipped.
I'm not just saying that because I'm an Eagles fan.
If they wanted to scrape the bottom of the barrel,
why didn't they just have Rich Eisen do it ?
WRZ 2023-02-10
Kelly Clarkson killed it last night❣
At least she enough sense to wear a dress that hid her figure.
No one in their right mind wanted to see that.
@@billzardus95 Bro, this ain't even funny, you just sound bitter now. You must be mad because she roasted your team or your favorite player. Get over it, that's what a good host of an awards show is suppose to do.
@@paulohaulo3961
My message was deleted for some reason.
CZcams is out of hand with all the censorship.
@@billzardus95 your name is bill! Lol
@@gagecarlsen3872
Thanks for sharing, genius.
You really added a lot to the conversation.
Hilarious Kelly! As a die hard Cowboy fan I appreciate your dress! 😂
this girl can sing any song and is funny and down to earth humble. she a die hard cowboy too!! lol she's an awesome person!!!
Humble. More Like Fumble 🏈 🤔 She said out of her own mouth, she chooses her career over family is Haughty. Walked out on her Vow before God.
Jesus was Humble
@@codymann6152 Does being Christian mean you have to go around prying into people personal lives and judge them for their mistakes? It seems like that must be a qualification. This is why I don’t go to church, you people drive me crazy.
@@codymann6152 she never said she chose her career over her family. Did you know you can do both. Also, you kinda have to have a career to have a family. Money doesn’t grow on trees.
KC I love you. Not only do you sing like an angel & have a 🔥 talk show, Your humor is epic. ❤️🤣❤️
One of the best parts was when Kittle started singing bro lol
Where was that??? I can’t find it🧐
You took one for humanity had me weak 😂😂😂💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Kelly Clarkson was the best thing about this awards show and yes, I love the NFL>
😂😂😂 I love Kelly Clarkson! She’s so
Hilarious and a blow the roof off singer! … she’s awesome! Great roast! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I can confirm as an Eagles fan that we are nuts and just very passionate
Love Kelly, she was hilarious 😂😂
Aww, she looks fabulous like always! ❤️😍
"Your just jealous cause your not one of us" yes!! Love that.. cowboys nation baby 😆🙌❤️Btw I love the dress, amazing. I need that dress 😂
She done really really well!!! 💥👏💥👏💥👌
So great love Kelly ❤️
I know absolutely nothing about Football and yet I was laughing. Kelly is brilliant lol
Laugh through the pain Kelly, laugh through the pain. Yours sincerely, a Cardinals fan.
“No extra points like the Cowboys” 💀
666
@@andrewcarpenter687 777
Kelly has truly come song way, proved herself.. she belongs..
Very NFC East centric honors! I like it! #HTTC
That Eagles joke had me rolling.
"... _and some garbage other team [made the Super Bowl]_ ..."
she must've practiced that.
She’s not wrong on the garbage
@@loadedfun4764 You take this waaayyy too serious.
This woman is precious ❤
You rock Kelly. Love your opening speech too.
Kelly should be hosted a baseball awards show. That would be awesome to watch! Love Kelly C!!
She did pretty darn good!
Like a fart in a elevator 🛗 😳
@@Chuckles2109 😂 ☠️
Kelly!!! Wow great comedic monologue and go Cowboys and Chiefs!
the cowboys joke about the playoffs was pretty good
Loved it! You rocked Kelly!
I'm a Cowboys fan too. I loved her jokes about not doing anything since the 90's and I LOVE her dress.
I thoroughly enjoyed this monologue!
Best monologue ever!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏
Two thumbs up Kelly!,👍👍...DC4L!!!🏈🏈🏈
She did great.
Kelly Clarkson is the absolute best!!!❤
“The Kansas City Chiefs and some other garbage team.”
Divisional hate is so savage and never gets old. 💀💀💀
That was cold
Kelly!! You are awesome! You are my favorite!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
The NFL told her to stick to the SCRIPT. 🤣🤣🤣
Loved her dress… great job Kelly Clarkson!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
“Give it up for the refs” like any of these players want to clap for the refs.. most of them probably have gotten screwed over by a ref to be at the awards 😂
She was awesome!!
Thank you Kelly!! The Michael , Dez , Lamb Jersey kicks ASS!!
Not a Dallas fan nor a Clarkson fan but she killed it!
Love her! She did an awesome job
All the Eagles fans booing her when she came out in her dress lol I love how she gave a shout to CeeDee Lamb and Michah Parsons
LOVE HER!! 🙌🙌
kelly is killing them🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂
I love your outfit Kelly!! 🤠💙
Kelly got it! Loved it!
Kelly Clarkson…
She did great!
🤣
Pretty sure she flipped the bird to the eagles fan that shouted at her which is awesome
OMG… Kelly Clarkson is GREAT and HILARIOUS 😂😂😂!!
I love you Kelly, we so are gonna meet one day!