Monkey Gets the Good Stuff
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Also in this video, a man walks through security with flour. A dog gets scared by a beluga whale. A navy pilot had to eject after losing control. A company makes cool interactive keyboards. A beaver builds a damn in a house. Police officers in Paris wear rollerblades.
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“Stop right there criminal scum!”
*rollerblades aggressively*
Its not very useful when there's stairs x)) hope they're good at it
Jetpacks or flying gear like Iron Man would be more useful
*runs through grass*
bruh you can literally tackle them and its over lmao
Obviously no one here has been to Paris where the rollerblading cops are. Criminals there RUN to get away. The city is basically all concrete. You try to run away from someone on rollerblades and see how far you get..lol.
Imagine being a normal zookeeper and suddenly realizing that one of the Chimpazees has mastered the art of illegally Eating food from visitors coming to the zoo lmfao
Why is this chimp so hyper?
Chimp : high on mountain dew
Illegal?
@@chiclehomo8970 What, you think chimpanzees are above the law?
I went to a zoo once, and take a smoke in front of bald old chimpanze, and he ask me for one with (reverse) ✌🏿 < this gesture close to his mouth. So I light it and give him one. And I feel like I'm communicating with mute people.
Hello wonderful people. 🙏🏼 😊
I once got pulled over, and I had a small bag of groceries in the front seat. The cop decided it was "probable cause" to search my car because he spotted a clearly labeled bag of basil that he said "could be marijuana".
I read it maro-joana because it sounds like how they said it
Eventually I'd probably just get the most filthy-looking and revolting, yet legal crap in my car just to make it "worth their while", huehue
Unpack a condom and drop it in the trunk, maybe fill it with some white epoxy for that extra shock value; have a pair of (clean, obviously, you do still want to be comfortable in your own car) socks in your gloves box, perhaps apply the stuff they use to make fabric stiff so it looks like they're old, crusty and petrified; with a bit of imagination, I imagine you can at least get some entertainment out of the encounter
It sounds stupid
Until you realise that this is probably happening so common it's just feels normal for cops.
Oh no, how tragic.
I thought they were not allowed to search your car based on suspicion alone
Man seeing those apes communicate like that actually makes me happy. Its funny to see animals understanding and problem solving
@@heeru379 kk get them out
@@heeru379it would be much more happy living next to predators that rip him apart.
Would make me even happier if such intelligent animals weren't kept in captivity.
Less zoos, more protected habitats. But yeah, the apes definitely have a sense of mind as they are able to communicate in a way the humans can understand instead of how to communicate with another ape.
Horses also communicate like this. They also understand delayed rewards in exchange of other actions.
Being a massive procrastinator and getting distracted incredibly easily; I know for a fact I would never get any work done with that keyboard.
Not to mention that it's autocorrect hell unless you hunt and peck on the keyboard.
@@skydiverclassc2031learning home row lets you operate the keyboard a lot easier 🙃
@@Kexinzen maybe but ur focken rayterded for posting ur shit up here???
my guy you have adhd
So cool yet so distracting.
The beaver trying to build a "dam" out of random things around the house and stuffed animals is the cutest thing I've seen all year.
the spongebob plush is the best part
I recommend you change that, and look up baby beaver videos that feature the noises they make. and then graduate to seal videos, arguably the most satisfying youtube animal videos.
@arkadiasign it was rescued and it can't survive alone in the wild without a group which is why it's now being homed till it dies
Agree
@@arkadiasigni agreed...why human need to do that..if u found it injured or sick just give proper treatment or send to vet ..then please release it to nature..their habitat..they not domestic pets
That little boy with the "Spiderman job" is too much!! The fact that he wants to help his family and how proud of himself he is just melts my heart! As a father, these are the best videos.
@1:39
Dude getting seat ejected from ground level is too funny, missed a few days of class 😂
You forgot to mention something truly fascinating about the rescued beaver. Apparently, he was rescued as a newborn orphan, so he has never been taught how to construct a dam like that. That's what truly captivates me. He essentially built that dam purely by instinct, without ever observing another beaver in the process.
this is a thing in nature as a whole, it's essentially evolutionary intelligence. over the course of x amount of beaver generations the dam-building went from a behaviour to be learned to something automatic in their brain. fascinating stuff!
Agreed, even if he is using a Christmas tree and Spongebob Squarepants.
Like how a spider isn’t taught how to make a web or a mother isn’t taught how to care for young
@@jj2059 some mothers definitely don’t know
😢
@@Genso-no-Kami😢awh
"Imagine being so uncoordinated that cheating doesn't even help." I don't have to imagine 😂
On the next episode of Women’s Sports…
@@ddc2957😂😂😂
Ohh, self-burn. Those are rare!
I was never Mr. Coordinated
Malcolm in the middle had an eppisode about this
2:27 the real hellcat
Blaze the cat
'It's totally normal for cops to wear roller blades'... meanwhile everyone is looking inquisitively & someone's recording them.
Just for anyone wondering. The jet had a defective fuel line that led to the upper lift fan portion that casued it to cut out which it why is dropped so suddenly which caused the nose landing gear to snap. The pilot was afraid it was going to capsise on him so he ejected. It was a Marine Corps aircraft not Navy, and it was in it's final stage of flight before getting released from the factory in texas to head to Yuma Arizona to be attached to a squadron. Sadly enough I used to work for said squadron and we were eager to get this jet so we could go on our deployment but sadly shit happens and it caused half of our jets to be grounded for months till they found the actual cause of the malfucntion.
The pilot was fine but due to the ejection he most likely wont be flying anymore due to the compression on his spine.
Thanks for the info.
Thank you for your service💪🏻
thanks! was wonderimg since some time.
@@iustitiae987that was my next question 😂
I always hear how fighter pilots who ejected say how it could end their career.
That would be a real shame never being able to fly due to compression that he got while not even flying
It’s amazing how the balloon pop goes from something scary to very satisfying
Mrbeast commented on my recent video video clip XD
@@Kexinzenspeak English boi!😅
@@TransKidsMafia What? Why did you say that?
6 bots in one comment reply 💀
@@AndyTheBoiz why is life so hard
That camera lens in zero gravity is such a cool effect!
They are really good at special effects. 😉😆
it’s funny reading all the comments from these videos. everyone shares their fun facts to do with the video. it is so wholesome and amazing 😊
For anyone wondering, the tiny green fish is called a Juvenile Puffer Filefish☺️
Was beginning to lose hope scrolling the comments, thank you
Interesting small creature name
Thank you he is adorable
Huge thanks 🐟
This is the comment I came here to find. Thank you very much, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
The way that dog reacted to Beluga whale killed me 😂. That was something I never thought I needed to see.
Juno does that with small children too, I think he enjoys seeing the reactions.
that means it's trying to eat it...
I had once my dog with me and went to the tigers. Wasn't a good idea and i had to calm down my dog for a long while. :)
For me it was how the beluga whale reacted to the dog. 😂
@@LindaC616 i go to mystic just to see him and his buddies.... love mystic, ct.
2:28 Cat unlocks Super Saiyan God
3:12 imagine getting tackled by a cop going full speed on his roller blades.
love how the Flour guy is also dressed as a baker to further mindfuck the TSA
Edit: baker, not chef*
Baker*
LET HIM COOK
I think the dress is more for having an actual excuse on why he has such irritating items with him, which by itself is actionable when done intentionally.
@@elmariachi5133how the hell would they prove that though, also how tf you gonna arrest a guy thats done nothing wrong just because it was inconvenient
Rosscreations with the gold again
2:33 Hellcat 🔥
Demonic cat
Ashfur
this is some bossfight bs
My Cat From Hell with Jackson Galaxy
0:38 the tone in that kid's words just throws me into laughter immediately
The guy in the jet waited for this parachute launch forever. He didn’t have to do it, but he can justify it.
The beaver building the dam out of household items was one of the most adorable things I've ever seen
@@p-__okay?
@@tamsuemomwifeit's a bot
@@FaiienWings a funny bot
I hope he was only inside for the video.
Just because he can't live in the wild doesn't mean he shouldn't have a more natural environment. It's not a house pet .
Beaver: "You humans build the climate change? I must build my damn dam"
0:29 *draws a circle*
Ladybug: "And I took that personally"
Cops in France rides all types of random vehicles, rollerblades, horses, segways, bikes. It feels like a circus sometimes.
Your videos are so relaxing. Keep it up man. You improve the lives of so many people across the world.
The fact that the monkey was smart enough to know what to ask for proves that animals are much smarter than we think
@@p-__ Prove it
That monkey is an ape
Primates are the closest in relation to us.
@@dj07677 i wont dw
I'm so sorry bout your reply's section... wtf is happening here?
I suppose security would have to check EVERY bag cuz he could be using a bunch of bags of flour to hide ONE bag of coke
flour is actually EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
@@rowdybme4584 only when dispersed in the air, which causes a dust explosion. other than that, it isn't dangerous enough to be held back by the airport security
Hmm, coke and flour likely may appear different in the scanner; and so they could easily isolate which the suspicious one for testing. No way to know for sure though unless they tried that.
Flour is way different than coke it may look the same but it is easy to tell the difference
CaptChrispy the Portuguese at one point used this technique to bamboozle British shipping inspections during the late 18th Century, loading the first few ships at the front of an audit zone with worthless cargo & the goodies at the back of the queue.
YO daily dose! congrats on 16M my man! i remember back when you just had 100k subs, so cool to watch this channel grow
that kid was actually the most accurate spiderman ive ever seen, really got his vibe down
"Days without using the wrong marker", hit way too close to home. That one had me losing it.
i dont get it can you explain
@@quandaledingle4564 As we clearly see from his unsuccessful attempt to wipe the writing, on day 19 he clearly used the wrong (permanent) marker.
00:38 This kid isn't just adorable, he's 100% correct. That's exactly what people do in Times Square in New York. Dress up like famous characters, wait for you to take a picture with them and then they hassle you to pay for it.
And Vegas too. I had a pikachu flip me off because I wouldn’t give it money.
@@tigerlilybelle1you should have replied you pay for THAT picture 😂
@@tigerlilybelle1 Should've taken a picture of him flipping you off, too
The short redirection: "Monkey gets the good stuff" 💀💀💀
i like the short fade to black at the end, i noticed you started adding that recently (most people probably didnt hehe)
my father was actually travelling private from dominican republic with a private chef of his friend. the chef brought the flour from our own country to use it, but when they were trying to leave DR, border security held them for nearly 10 hours for allegged cocaine trafficing and they took their cigars away 😂
always will be a funny story
how my dumb brain read your comment: "my father was actually a travelling pirate from dominican republic" ...wait wut?!
@@calebdavis5428lmao, dumb can be funny 😂
@@calebdavis5428 lmao me too, it doesn't help that his country of origin is Dominican Republic
@@calebdavis5428 Lol. Our brains would have fun together. My dyslexia amuses me sometimes.
@@calebdavis5428 "Sir, I'm not active duty pirate, I'm just travelling.." 😂
The little kid was so wholesome you just made my day
Dude spoke like Tony Soprano
Your videos never fail to put a smile on my face, thanks for doing what you do :)
1:21 The intelligence of these animals is really incredible !
1:55 thats one expensive mistake
It seems from the report the computer automatically ejected him...
1:05 i really hope the gloves helped.
2:27 - "I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!"
Loved this episode, especially the beaver raised in captivity, that builds dams with a miniature green Christmas tree and lots of fluffy plush animals!
2:43 the urge comes from the fact that beavers can't stand the sound of running water.
😂😂😂peace and quiet
This kid will definitely go far in life.
6 years old and he not only has the grindset, but the confidence to back it up.
unless doc oc gets him
Hes already opened up 7 spider man franchises in 5 other states and 1 other country.
Why is he gesturing like a comic book villain😭
Hopefully he doesn't have an uncle and at one point ignore a random criminal that stole from a guy that screwed him over a job
2:17
-what are you playing?
-k e y b o a r d l i o n k i n g
That bug was like "Okay time to turn on creative mode"
2:28 lion king’s ending fr
2:18 OMG KOI POND! That was honestly so interesting back in the day in the OG ipad
i heard that that beaver was rescued before he saw its parents doing dam, so it's just pure instinct
I love all your videos, your voice is so inspiring
I have never seen an ejection that close to the ground before. Hope the pilot's ok.
Had me flinching in my seat the speed in which he hit the ground. That had to have hurt but yeah I hope he's okay
On the bottom left of the video it said “Nobody was hurt”.
Just wrecked a jet worth tens of thousands of tax dollars money
@@TeamGrimm07 I believe that was an experimental aircraft. but, yeah still a lot of money.
@@TeamGrimm07the plane had a malfunction
I hope the beaver doesn’t get in trouble for taking all that stuff, but the evidence seems pretty damming…
I hope you're proud of yourself.
I would be.
Nice pun 😁😁🤣
it would bea very difficult for that beaver to defend itself in court
I'll see myself out.
Dam son
Great videos as always. Thank you very much sir!
That kid was so cute coming up with his own job
1:54 dude i thought the guy went flying
That balloon pop was so quiet. It's actually interesting how that works
@Kexinzenjust say first in any video, and you will achieve that
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@@damndanim dang lol
@@MH_Cam22 ye lol, already reported it
OH MY GOD YESSS HEART FROM DDOI
Imagine being a zookeeper and going to feed the chimps but you see them chomping down on a bag of chips
when you forget where print screen key is located on the keyboard so you look down and see fishes staring back at you
I love it how the cat is totally chill while burning up
That’s how much Cats love warmth.
Sauron the cat.💥🔥
It's the live-action version of the "this is fine" meme.
@@japanviewer yes
@@japanviewer my thoughts exactly!
Bro didn’t know how to play GTA at 1:40 😂
Bro this was me when I got on the plane for the first time in one of Trevor’s missions💀
I once defended myself from being jumped with rollarblades! Transportation and a weapon!
In Amsterdam police ride bikes.
Fun fact: I only found out about it after 7 years of living there...
To anyone, who has found someone used permanent marker on a white board, overwrite the markings with a dry erase marker and they’ll come off (unless you wait too many months and it won’t all come off).
I wonder if rubbing alcohol would work too
i think highlighter works as well
@@seitanbeatsyourmeat666t does it just takes a lot more elbow grease than drywipe marker lol. Alcogel (hand sanitizer) and alcohol wipes also work, but again takes a bit of scrubbing and kinda spreads the ink around
I just use gasoline
Use turpentine it will remove it no problems!
imagine going for the job interview to be a police officer and they ask if you know how to use roller blades 💀
The cops are after us what do we do? Quick run through the patch of grass!
@@rascalcreeper3472: 😆😆‼️
I bet they keep in better shape that way, sure burns off a lot of donut calories! 🙂
man Ive been living here for over 13 years how come I never got to see that
@@slcRN1971 They're French. So croissant calories.
I love your video’s keep up the good work
Dude I just wanna say congrats on 16M subs!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That ladybug just did what's called a pro-gamer move.
1:43 that's a lot of money gone for the damages and the ejection
That jet just reversed drift ..
0:47 looks like he's being forces to salute mussolini 😂
Bro only had flour on top packets but had something else in bottom packets 💀
1:14 Poor dog got scared by the beluga whale now I feel bad 😭
Bailey wants to say hi to the dog
@@Gossbert Guess Bailey was to scary for the dog
@@vackitup he's not ready be like 😂
Cat, "Yeah, I'm on fire. So?"
3:20That fish in the end looks so cute💖🥰.
Imagine getting chased by cops with roller blades and you find a gravel driveway.
Or a grass field.
A driveway in paris?
The days without using the wrong marker was too funny
Wow, liked within 41 seconds!
i dont get it, whats the joke?
Read my name
@@toadmanfrogmanold he couldn't rub it off because it was the wrong marker
He’s got a lot of great stuff on tiktok!
I love daily dose thx for the amazing vids!
0:42 “I HAVE A JOB!”. That “Lil” Spider Man has life figured out more than most of us!😂😂
0:40 His mannerisms and the way he pauses before saying "I have a job" is so much like Spiderman 😂
Petition to get this kid into the across the spider verse movie and make him actually “Spider-Man” 😂. Let’s make this kid famous
I love the part where he says: “Hello everyone, this is YOUR daily dose of internet.” Never gets old.
Npc comment
@@Kexinzen why do you have "fuck all self promoters" in your info on your channel then
👍👍 I say it along with him.. 😆
what *does* get old, however, is people using apostrophes where they don't belong.
@@peterg5383 exactly. so fr'e'a'k'i'n'g annoying how people do that and it's kind of annoying now.
2:27
"Honey, why is the cat on fire?"
"BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
0:24 THE BIRD💀
0:25 He got "blown away" by this trick 💀💀
2:10 now run it on *DOOM*
run doom on the keyboard
3:10
Me living in Paris region discovering that : "Hein ? Ah bon ?"
That baloon pop really caught me off guard😂
From someone that has been afraid of balloons since childhood because of the loud pop, I was not ready for the silence when they popped the balloon. The beaver was so cute. I loved the fancy key board. I would be so busy playing with the lights on it that I probably wouldn't get much else done. All of these clips were awesome.
you should try shooting a gun to get over the phobia of loud pops. just dont flinch and shoot someone by accident
@@hokage1997I tried that and it worked, but now I'm afraid of guns.
Which is admittedly an improvement, it's significantly less embarrassing.
The balloon pop was still very loud, it just didn't resonate/echo as long. Sharp pops don't come through in digital audio because the impulse is so short and the audio clips.
Misophonia.... I have it, too..... Ever since I was a kid I will burst out crying if I even hear the sound of a balloon popping. I'm 42 and it still happens....
@@hokage1997it's not a phobia for everyone. For people like me, it is a medical condition called misophonia....
"I have a job" got me cracking up. Incredible business work.
Your my favourite youtuber!!!!!! Plus i love all your vidoes
That chimp knew exactly what needed to be done
3:17 bro its Walter white😧😧😳😳😧😧
He got that blue candy packed tho
That little kid in the suit has better plans in his life than I do, 😂
@@Kexinzen🤡🤡🤡
You could make a comic book story about that, where a kid dresses as Spiderman and tries to sell the picture to the Daily Bugle.
Paris police is tryna go to barbie land
2:27 This cat is on fireeeee 🎶
0:47 *who is going to high-five, this man?*
First guy was about to get into trouble with the ATF, Alcohol, Tobacco, and Flour.
As a French guy I can tell that there’s absolutely no police officer wearing rollers like this 😂😂😂
Bingo! I'm moving to Paris and keeping a pack of skittles on me at all times.