Triforce! #49 - Sips Enterprising Smutty Advertising

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  • @alexbarth2805
    @alexbarth2805 Před 7 lety +75

    Don't know if anyone noticed, but at about 22:10 Lewis starts talking about how England isn't prepared for snow days whereas some countries are, which happens to be the very first topic Lewis and Simon ever discussed on the first episode of the YogPod. Pretty crazy how far things have come from that point.

    • @sayerslot
      @sayerslot Před 7 lety +8

      exchanged 1 bearded man with 2 bearded men

    • @limafova6803
      @limafova6803 Před 6 lety +4

      im dave! jognaught and i have the balls! good old days :)

    • @lloydthehuman6922
      @lloydthehuman6922 Před 6 lety

      I was just thinking about that, the good ol’ days ey

    • @RubelliteFae
      @RubelliteFae Před 5 měsíci +2

      Remember remembering the good old days?
      6 years...

  • @jamesbaxter5978
    @jamesbaxter5978 Před 7 lety +253

    54:40 - 54:50. Lewis says "you know" 16 times in one minute.

    • @ClassicPsy
      @ClassicPsy Před 7 lety +24

      Listening back through that bit, It's almost like a nervous tick or a compulsive disorder - "She knew people who-y'know- were into that and,-yknow- could like-y'know-..". He's always had it though, the Cowboy MMO Yogpod is a classic example if you listen through it.

    • @JS-gr6ii
      @JS-gr6ii Před 7 lety +19

      That's 10 seconds not one minute...

    • @jamesbaxter5978
      @jamesbaxter5978 Před 7 lety +34

      lmao sorry you're right. I meant to type 54:40 - 55:40, I must have mixed up the 5 and 4.

    • @tszfungyip2122
      @tszfungyip2122 Před 7 lety

      Gatling gunner Lewis u knuuuuuuuuu

    • @lolTravis
      @lolTravis Před 7 lety +2

      It's like umm saying "umm"

  • @WWatson99
    @WWatson99 Před 7 lety +169

    So maybe the secret to immortality is just be bored all the time

    • @sharkie27
      @sharkie27 Před 7 lety +26

      Will Watson An interesting theory, counter argument: "bored to death"

    • @WWatson99
      @WWatson99 Před 7 lety +18

      maybe it was lost in translation, "bored until death" and since immortals cant die, the only time they will die is if they stop being bored.

    • @seauwn
      @seauwn Před 6 lety +4

      Will Watson strong counter-counter

  • @bigmac1516
    @bigmac1516 Před 7 lety +49

    "I used to get a lot of pleasure out of finishing."

  • @demogorghon
    @demogorghon Před 7 lety +132

    You got it bad? HA! When I was kid I had to wake up at 2:00am, go to school 100km uphill, in snow with only broken glass for breakfast.

    • @marcaxe
      @marcaxe Před 7 lety +8

      Demogorgon White and every day when I got home my dad would cut me in half

    • @JS-gr6ii
      @JS-gr6ii Před 7 lety +15

      Damn, I would kill for BROKEN GLASS for breakfast, I'm jealous.

    • @determigaming8688
      @determigaming8688 Před 7 lety +19

      Uphill both ways

    • @conallconroy2638
      @conallconroy2638 Před 7 lety

      marcaxe and work 29 hours in the mill?

    • @bapo224
      @bapo224 Před 7 lety +8

      Hah that's easy. When I was a kid I had to grab a hatchet and spoon and use them to dig a tunnel to Anubis' underground gates to the underworld and then march 3000km through hell fire.

  • @chrism2472
    @chrism2472 Před 7 lety +94

    TRIFORCE OVER AN HOUR LONG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAGIC SHIT

    • @BrendanGeormer
      @BrendanGeormer Před 7 lety +5

      Didn't you watch the earliest episodes? Some of them are hour and a half.

    • @harryelliott8905
      @harryelliott8905 Před 7 lety +2

      Its called reparations

    • @JoeR-cd9jg
      @JoeR-cd9jg Před 7 lety

      Better Dead than Red r they still making these vids

  • @Dramble
    @Dramble Před 7 lety +285

    RIP Cooking Segment 2017-2017

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne Před 7 lety +22

      i like to remember the old days of hannahs cooking segment.. (which was only a one time thing too if i remember correctly)

    • @jargalo0098
      @jargalo0098 Před 7 lety +22

      Thai fish in a bag, anyone?

    • @chandler1312
      @chandler1312 Před 7 lety +13

      Jargalo 00 Tina Barret and Toaster bags, anyone,

    • @NintendoCuckooBird01
      @NintendoCuckooBird01 Před 7 lety +5

      Dairylea and Toast crumbs Cheesecake?

    • @sheraz8661
      @sheraz8661 Před 7 lety +1

      Thai FIsh In a bag anyone?

  • @thekingofcardboard
    @thekingofcardboard Před 3 lety +2

    I love how much sips and lewis managed to get so worked up over a fucking bird feeder.

  • @uselessshoe9269
    @uselessshoe9269 Před 7 lety +594

    Sup Yognau(gh)ts. Are there any of you left from the 2009 days?

  • @hosomi1833
    @hosomi1833 Před 5 lety +4

    I think it's funny that britian knows how to deal with an air raid better than they can deal with snow

  • @tszfungyip2122
    @tszfungyip2122 Před 7 lety +3

    Sips' wife: "Bedtime, Honey"
    Sips: "Not now!" in childish voice, playing with toys and hallucinated by the dangling rotating thing-a-magic

  • @kahela4285
    @kahela4285 Před 7 lety +13

    Pyrion talks a lot of shit but he's actually an adorable father.

  • @samjolly3868
    @samjolly3868 Před 7 lety +4

    14:00 when Lewis loses it more than usual

  • @ieatiron
    @ieatiron Před 7 lety +1

    Growing up in Sweden was pretty much the same for me, waking up at 6 in a cold house, feeling sick from breakfast walking through absolute darkness. And coming home when it's dark.. fucking depressing.

  • @Trekkie626
    @Trekkie626 Před 7 lety

    Sips' business advice is amazing. I hope this becomes a regular segment

  • @Geodude123man
    @Geodude123man Před 7 lety

    I love pyrion talking about his birds in his garden. Enthusiasm for nature is great :D

  • @Bckck5
    @Bckck5 Před 7 lety +1

    I started reading Red Rising b/c of the last podcast. Love it so far thanks Sips and Pyrion!

  • @JTsavage7577
    @JTsavage7577 Před 7 lety +5

    There should be a dragons den segment at the end where you each give an idea

  • @dorn0531
    @dorn0531 Před 7 lety +3

    Triforce drinking game: Lewis says "you know", take a shot. Sips says "like", take 2 shots. Lewis rambles on making it up as he goes along, 3 shots. Pyrion calls out Lewis' nonsense, finish your drink.

  • @Antwan8225
    @Antwan8225 Před 7 lety +6

    There's a documentary on Netflix about the porn industry called "Hot Girls Wanted." That's a fairly good insider on part of the industry.

  • @awzome8888
    @awzome8888 Před 7 lety

    This podcast just gets better every week

  • @daggerdan12
    @daggerdan12 Před 7 lety +4

    Ah yes, lifes a bitch. The ancient proverb of Nasir Bin Olu Dara.

  • @Kbjsk
    @Kbjsk Před 6 lety +1

    25:24 “we were fucking poor. We were really poor.” - PyrionFlax
    Had a TV, had breakfast to eat and a fking school bus to drive him to school and says he was dirt poor and was in poverty. Wow

  • @wofgal1993
    @wofgal1993 Před 7 lety

    My favorite Triforce in ages! Today's notes for Lewis & the Yogs are now posted at my Yogs Posts Tumblr!

  • @lolTravis
    @lolTravis Před 7 lety

    One of my fave podcasts that I was laughing histarically at many times!

  • @MichaelangeloMacklin
    @MichaelangeloMacklin Před 7 lety

    sips' initial poem really caught me off guard, had me cracking up at work

  • @carnifex2232
    @carnifex2232 Před 7 lety +1

    Can we get a Bodega themed Yogsquest? Like Pyrion plays Bodega, maybe someone plays Varu, someone's Blatchman, Majesta etc, I feel like that would be fucking hilarious and give all us Bodega fans more "Backstory" maybe have Pyrion be the DM perhaps. Idk, it'd be incredible anyhow!

    • @BuffajoeFourteen
      @BuffajoeFourteen Před 7 lety +1

      Pyrion played Bodega for a D&D during last years Christmas livestreams.

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter Před 7 lety +23

    Has it already been a week?

    • @judeethan1
      @judeethan1 Před 7 lety +4

      No, you are living a lie ;)

    • @dnbanks2954
      @dnbanks2954 Před 5 lety

      No sir it's been two years, welcome to 2019. The World awaits!

  • @tforceraven
    @tforceraven Před 6 lety

    Giblets: the liver, heart, gizzard, and neck of a chicken or other fowl, usually removed before the bird is cooked, and often used to make gravy, stuffing, or soup.

  • @Novaximus
    @Novaximus Před 7 lety

    Thanks for another episode. Keep it up please. I very much enjoy them

  • @TheOzTurkish
    @TheOzTurkish Před 7 lety

    A maggot infested mouse? Oh you were lucky, when I were kid we used to lick the road clean before walking 23 hours to school

  • @Novaximus
    @Novaximus Před 7 lety +5

    Please don't put ads in my porn. It's the last frontier and needs to stay sacred

  • @christiandiderik8326
    @christiandiderik8326 Před 7 lety +1

    loved Sips' NAS reference.

  • @hohoho8101
    @hohoho8101 Před 7 lety +1

    Half way through red rising Thanks for the recommendation Pyrion it's Fantastic.

  • @Maedelrosen
    @Maedelrosen Před 7 lety +1

    hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way

  • @Entsy16
    @Entsy16 Před 7 lety +106

    Lewis talking about Hannah breaking up with him over cats makes me sad.

    • @charlesh4463
      @charlesh4463 Před 7 lety +3

      Alex wtf why

    • @josephegan1153
      @josephegan1153 Před 7 lety +55

      I really doubt thats the real reason.

    • @Entsy16
      @Entsy16 Před 7 lety +4

      Joseph Egan I know, it's just a sad topic I guess.

    • @MegaBollard
      @MegaBollard Před 7 lety +59

      You not get the subtext? Someone clearly wanted kids and the other didn't.

    • @Entsy16
      @Entsy16 Před 7 lety +1

      Steve No I didn't know. I don't blame them for breaking up then, that's a deal breaker to most people. When did they mention that?

  • @ericsmith116
    @ericsmith116 Před 4 lety +1

    Can we get these animated to match their stories PLEASE

  • @LeafGreen906
    @LeafGreen906 Před 7 lety +1

    >sips business idea is already a widespread marketing tool in porn

  • @gourdsftw4391
    @gourdsftw4391 Před 7 lety

    Maybe as a sort of segment they could have a mafia talk bit, it comes up often but perhaps some time dedicated would be nice?

  • @commielenin2091
    @commielenin2091 Před 7 lety

    Birds have Different Mating Calls.

  • @benny802
    @benny802 Před 7 lety

    "I wanna get the tank engine up there" I fucking died

  • @DirkVomEck
    @DirkVomEck Před 7 lety

    I have seen a half duck half pigeon once... kind of freaked me out xD

  • @sklax9
    @sklax9 Před 7 lety +1

    Best part of the week

  • @arrangerman
    @arrangerman Před 7 lety

    Is there somewhere to get transcripts of all the bodega stories? I really don't feel like going through every episode and writing down every story..

  • @therayman207
    @therayman207 Před 7 lety

    God this is truly my favorite podcast

  • @SilentFaces
    @SilentFaces Před 7 lety +1

    I shop at Asos alot and it takes Sips of all people to tell me it stands for 'as seen on stars' haha

  • @monkeyfeed908
    @monkeyfeed908 Před 7 lety

    Lol IM FREAKING PLAYING RIMWORLD WHILE WATCHING THIS! WHAT?!!

  • @PawllyDee
    @PawllyDee Před 7 lety +3

    I awake at 6:30am, monday the friday, for a day full of building decks and renovating bathrooms until about 5pm. I consider myself lucky to have weekends off.

  • @jacobulmer4462
    @jacobulmer4462 Před 6 lety

    I am fully convinced that Lewis is completely insane now lol

  • @269tron
    @269tron Před 7 lety

    I was expecting a reference to the Yoglabs episode with the pug grinders and the goop.

  • @FloofyMinari
    @FloofyMinari Před 7 lety +1

    8:02 now we know.

  • @jonathanshorten8613
    @jonathanshorten8613 Před 7 lety +4

    Rimworld has an ending

  • @nvg8920
    @nvg8920 Před 7 lety

    I can have my weekly meditation now.

  • @chibiauthor
    @chibiauthor Před 7 lety

    congrats, you made me research bird hybrid, and yeah they do happen

  • @Urstupidumbass
    @Urstupidumbass Před 7 lety +6

    Apparently, cooking doesn't exist in the US. Thanks guys, now I know.

  • @jokezspeedruns9679
    @jokezspeedruns9679 Před 7 lety

    Very relatable podcast guys, gj :)

  • @Mr.Whitetr
    @Mr.Whitetr Před 7 lety +6

    I'll never stop seeing sips chin as a little smile. :)

  • @IronwolfSOF
    @IronwolfSOF Před 7 lety

    Born 87 Canada.. All 3 of my schools were in walking distance growing up lol. If I had to take an hour + bus to school I would've ded myself

  • @grelymolycremp7838
    @grelymolycremp7838 Před 7 lety

    You can still create strong people with great luxury by solving other issues.

  • @stuchris
    @stuchris Před 7 lety

    you guys forgot to put episode 48 into the playlist!

  • @dalpofficial
    @dalpofficial Před 7 lety

    Holy donkey balls! i just realised the opening tune for the Triforce is reminiscent of the old Yoglabs "Gay activity" tune

  • @pongu9655
    @pongu9655 Před 7 lety

    My friends slathered toothpaste on my face at a sleepover, and when we woke up all the toothpaste was gone...
    I ate all the toothpaste.

  • @pwndudebro4579
    @pwndudebro4579 Před 5 lety +1

    52:25 When a future sex scandal was mentioned I got a notification for a madcat video that was titled "Something weird under the desk OwO" With a picture of none other than LEWIS.

  • @markobrutus776
    @markobrutus776 Před 7 lety

    I'm not gunna lie... The porn product placement idea is fucking genius...

  • @MissusNyan
    @MissusNyan Před 6 lety

    As a child, me and my smaller siblings played this hand in lukewarm water prank on our (aldut) cousin.
    Result; it definitely works. It works better with cool water than warm water; but if it's to cold it may wake up the victim, so you've gotta wait that the lukewarm water cools down while their hand is in it (like a living frog being slowly cooked not noticing the change in temperature)
    Of course, we did many trials to come to these results. (°v°)b

  • @pixlark4287
    @pixlark4287 Před 7 lety +8

    I love how Lewis is working his newfound vegetarianism into every podcast now.

    • @RufusOmega
      @RufusOmega Před 7 lety +3

      It's like the saying goes "How do you know when you're talking to a vegetarian? They'll tell you". Well, I think it was originally a saying about vegans, but same difference really.

    • @JoeR-cd9jg
      @JoeR-cd9jg Před 7 lety +1

      Its not like he's going Sips: "Yeah i like witcher 3" to Lewis: "Yeah i like witcher as well as being vegetarian" when he brings it up it seems to be in a casual way.

  • @autemsicarius
    @autemsicarius Před 7 lety

    We need a Lewis 'You know' counter for the triforce podcast. I swear that he said that a lot

  • @unholymoose
    @unholymoose Před 7 lety

    Oh yeah!

  • @witchkinglp
    @witchkinglp Před 7 lety

    how do you expect me to buy a bodega shirt if the link doesn't work!

  • @skinnyfinny1777
    @skinnyfinny1777 Před 7 lety

    get up at 8 15 roll out of bed and go to school in the nice warm weather. may i reccomend country Australia.

  • @wail3y
    @wail3y Před 7 lety

    im doing geography homework while listening to this podcast

  • @eTwCSGO
    @eTwCSGO Před 7 lety

    THE NAS REFERENCE I LOVE SIPS

  • @CriticoolHit
    @CriticoolHit Před 7 lety

    Sips is spot on. You-tube owes billions to the fact that people unbox and test shit here. You do one for sex devices and watch those sales increase... AND the quality of sex toys will rise.

  • @1Chimico
    @1Chimico Před 7 lety

    oranges off bushes

  • @tessaclapper726
    @tessaclapper726 Před 7 lety

    O got stuck in a rainstorm on a bike ride so I'm listening to this

  • @HeyImVincentTan
    @HeyImVincentTan Před 7 lety +1

    Sometimes I'm just blown away when Lewis is like: "Oh yeah, being poor makes you stronger and I endorse it"

  • @Smokey_The_Stampede
    @Smokey_The_Stampede Před 6 lety

    bacon is fucking AWSOME

  • @shadowlich7305
    @shadowlich7305 Před 7 lety

    Well that was fast

  • @coppliable
    @coppliable Před 7 lety

    i think my brain pritty much everyday thinks of some classic nas lines to sips.

  • @2skill4me
    @2skill4me Před 7 lety +1

    in Ireland we call bacon rasher

  • @cesarperezargota
    @cesarperezargota Před 7 lety

    Jesus Christ Pyrion is a quick one to trigger....

  • @jamietus1012
    @jamietus1012 Před 7 lety

    my friend bought me one of the bodega t-shirt, but its a size to large :(

  • @LordBathtub
    @LordBathtub Před 7 lety

    i love my bodega shirt, fuckin sweet

  • @BecaxBeast
    @BecaxBeast Před 7 lety

    Had no idea ASOS stood for that. I've never seen them advertise as selling star clothing. Just a great fast-fashion site. lol

  • @NixodCreations
    @NixodCreations Před 7 lety

    Alright Pyrion, you asked for an explanation, here's a short article:
    Just because two things look similar doesn't mean they can have offspring. Birds are a very old branch of the animal tree, all the species in your garden are likely so distantly related that they don't even have genitals that can fit together. Additionally, their DNA is too different to merge together to make a coherent whole. Imagine making a piece of IKEA furniture with half the pieces from a square table and half the pieces from a round table. Even though they're both tables that are reasonably similar, and you might make something that technically works, it won't be as strong or as effective at being a table as either of the "purebreed" tables.
    The reason they're so alike, but are still different species, is due to a phenomenon called _Convergent Evolution_, where basically, multiple species independently come up with similar ways to adapt to their environment. Since Mr Blue Tit and Mr. Robin both live in almost exactly the same environment, they both ended up looking pretty similar, as their forms are the most effective solution. Blue Tits and Robin that were different, didn't survive as often.
    This occurs outside nature too; fighter jets are an example; an F-15 looks pretty similar to a Su-27 (as much as a Robin looks like a Blue Tit), because they both occupy the same role in an extremely hostile environment.
    Dogs and cats, respectively, can all breed with one another because they're still the same species. All the DNA in every dog is dog DNA, but there is multiple kinds of Dog DNA, and some bits of Dog DNA overrides others. This is exactly the same reason Redheads can have children with Blondes.
    Also, something you won't learn in school is that birds like rape. In some birds, the female rapes the male. Some birds like occasionally raping other species. The more you know.

  • @kjaro621
    @kjaro621 Před 7 lety

    I can vouch for pflax those bird feeders are really nice we have 3 in are garden

  • @simoustache
    @simoustache Před 7 lety +1

    Hi, one time when I was riding my bike, Sips made me laugh so hard that I almost crashed into a car. Cheers!

  • @robtoe10
    @robtoe10 Před 7 lety

    This was hilarious!

  • @trevororchard2741
    @trevororchard2741 Před 7 lety

    Bird related: it is a mix of methods of attraction (singing), things females find attractive (plumage), physical differences in the sex organs, as well as genetic differences making breeding impossible.

  • @deanofcool
    @deanofcool Před 7 lety

    What's happening with the bodega book?

  • @zachobbs332
    @zachobbs332 Před 7 lety

    Different Bird calls pyrion

  • @mistersparkrle
    @mistersparkrle Před 7 lety

    about time!!

  • @InkGraffiti
    @InkGraffiti Před 6 lety

    Birds are different species. A magpie is as similar to a pigeon as you are to a cow. I never understood why people always assume birds are all the same thing - they're the same base catergory of thing, but they still have individual species. Dogs are all the same species, but we've bred them to look different from one another. They are still the same animal, just with genetic deformities and such that make them appear differently. A good analogy would be like.. Think of a bird as the word "building", it's as specific as that. A building can be a house, a store, a corner market, a church. Species would be the specific one of these. Breed would be rooms within that building. Domesticated animals are the only ones that have breeds, hence there are breeds of pigeon, but not breeds of parrot ( they are not properly domesticated ), not breeds of deer, not breeds of crows, ect - those are all different species.

  • @Fireburnin21
    @Fireburnin21 Před 7 lety

    holy shit that Nas reference

  • @bluegone1
    @bluegone1 Před 4 lety

    Sips describes sponsorship

  • @loopyzach7537
    @loopyzach7537 Před 6 lety

    what happened to part 48?

  • @joshlisher9771
    @joshlisher9771 Před 7 lety

    Who edits these? They must have no free time but they do a good job :)

  • @thaddeusbeadle6546
    @thaddeusbeadle6546 Před 7 lety

    I wonder how many people looked at their phones as his went off. I know I did.

  • @theinfamouskcaj
    @theinfamouskcaj Před 7 lety +1

    ASOS stands for "As Seen On Screen", not stars.

  • @gavinmacbride5642
    @gavinmacbride5642 Před 7 lety +2

    8:10 , good save Pyrion