How to Actually Survive Being Stabbed
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 23. 07. 2021
- Survival tips can come in handy at any time so it's better to know these tips and tricks now than be in a life or death situation and have to watch our CZcams videos later. Find out the best ways to survive getting stabbed and other first-aid tips that will keep you alive long enough to receive medical aid!
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"please dont shoot me"
shooter : "understandable, have a nice day"
@@Redwan777 *promises are made to be broken*
Shooter: Brings out knife
@@user-zb3kp3ru3z âplease dont stab me!â
@@doge896 brings out a car
@@direnoiraen8087 Mary Poppins
"lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed" me too, bro, me too.
So relatable lol
I've been looking everywhere and there's no where to put this but here!!!!
Lol
I donât like it
@@amazingsupergirl7125 3
âAsk them politely to stopâ
THIS SEEMS TO BE A GREAT IDEA!
That's the Canadian response
It really is depends on if the person has a heart
âexcuse me, can you please stop shooting meâ đ
@@jamiegall4180 imagine⊠đ
@@jamiegall4180 "okay, sorry for inconvenience"
Killer: *Shoots me*
Me: Could u please stop shooting me?
Killer: Understandable, have a great day
Yes Chef
@LOL _YT no even if you have a gun licence shooting someone will be assault or armed assault that can probably send someone to jail or a big fine
@LOL _YT happens a lot, can't blame, keep shooting me
@@naohperkins7446 u dont get the jokeđ€Ą
@@naohperkins7446 r/woooosh
âThe best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed.â
Stab victim: *Why didnât I think of that!?*
Itâs like saying if your drowning just breathe air
@@prompuripat1265 if ur dead just get up
@@Jamal-im5yu If ur in the hospital just dont go
400th like ez
âIf your stuck, just click the unstuck buttonâ
-Sun Tzu, Art Of Simplicity.
Aight thx.
Potato salad
Daddy
But did you die?
PUMPKINPIEEEEEEEEEE
@@BlockoBasso i Think he died
âHanging around a shooting range or an American public schoolâ đđđđđ
I was wondering when someone was gonna talk about it đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I went straight to the comments for thatđ€Łđ
No wonder they only talking about stabbing đđđđđ
ayo who turned on friendly fire
Bro the people in America so fat we get bullet immunity
âHow to survive being stabbedâ
Rasputin: so basically, be me.
his one weakness is poison and getting shot until he was dead
@@nathansakulich664 his cause of death was being drowned
@@WetSquidy5 so hes a charizard?
"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed." - Infographics 2021
he's not wrong tho
How to not getting stabbed
-get a vest covered with tungsten
-dodge the stabs and bullets
-get a self defense weapons
*Stabbing deaths have just plummeted to zero. [person behind the Infographics show] have been awarded the Nobel prize.*
@@templar9325*"dodge bullets"*
Can't argue with that
"Is whoever shot you still shooting at you or around the general area? Ask them politely to stop"
Aight bet
Shooter: *is about to shoot you again*
You: can you please not shoot me again?
Shooter: sorry sorry, my bad!
Shooter: *walks away*
This gonna work with at least someone that watched this channel
It'll work in Canada If you're in America, call "times" so we can chill for a second
Shooter: Aight imma stop, just hold still a little bit.
Please don't shoot...again!
Myself: I donât need this
My Brain: Just in case
"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed"
Guess I should cancel my flight to England
Lol
@@bullymaguire5554 0
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Nah bro come over. If u do go Tottenham in London itâs a very safe place đ
@@tsavmannyslengest4018 tottenham sounds like a wonderful place. Hopefully i dont run into these hoodlum âRoadmanâ people
Bro they really said the first way to survive is just to âdonât be stabbed lolâ
R.I.P
Well yes, but actually no
Your lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed
well good I won't have to say it here lol
well yes...
Sounds complicated... Can we just agree to not stab me?
dont walk in the wrong part of town and it won't happen!
hold still
Just don't live in London :)
No promises lol
No.
One last thing about surviving stab wounds: you mentioned blocking with your fore arms, which is correct. However, you never want your palms to face outward (away from you). This is because the big veins in your arm become vulnerable, and you can experience a lot of blood loss if they are cut. Therefore, it is far better to have your palms facing you (so your veins face you). I hope that this is informative, and I also hope you never have to call on this knowledge.
So thats why the Fighting Irish logo is what it is...
So Naruto was wrong when he stopped Kiba's kunai!
âMaybe youâre hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public schoolâ
DAYUM
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Iâm surprised this is the first comment addressing this .... dudes straight savage đđđ
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please forever keep this narrator, he always has me rolling.
He doesnât make the scripts
@@forngy 3
@@KO_Manic 4
@@forngy 2
@@forngy 5
"Ask them politely to stop" Thank you bro, you just saved a life
Or ended it
âBro, please stop.â
âNo.â
*RUNS*
believe it or not - this actually worked.
"How to survive being stabbed"
British people: interesting innit
JENIFAS DIARY
1
I can give tips
1.get Stabproof vest
2.get knife
@@zyrexnotpyrex3205 the knife will probs be turned against u tho
@@KopyErr are u skunked
As a Roadman living in London, i needed this.
Mandem wishes u good luck
"Maybe you're hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school" ouch, that one hurt
I mean they aren't wrong I don't know any other country that has more school shooting
@@norivixen1877 other countries have their fair share of problems.
@@crimsond4210 but other countries consider fixing those problems.
So did getting shot.
@@ogge8375 our politicians pretend to care about school shootings. They try to fix it by taking guns away but completely ignore the mental health factor and the how the school system takes part in these incidents. Itâs taking water from the bottom of the waterfall.
Imagine someone's last words after being stabbed "I should have... watched that youtube tutorial..."
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Let me rephrase your sentence! "I should have memorized that CZcams video"
Nice pfp
@@christyjohnson5618 Funny but disturbing
Thats why i am here
Man in alley: has a knife and walks up to me
Me: wait lemme watch infographics
As someone who has not gotten stabbed I can confirm that not getting stabbed is the best way to not get stabbed
You obviously have no idea how fast and sneaky it can happen. Stay safe bro
if thereâs one thing iâve learned itâs to never take out the knife
Right because it acts as a plug i was told, if you pull it out it will keep bleeding
wouldn't they take it out
@@radkouse1of1 yeah but only if medical help is tsking it out cause they now what to do
@@cloudy5340 even paramedics donât usually take out things that causes puncture wounds (if itâs still in there) first responders usually wait till we get to the hospital
@@eliea4009 or that
Infographics, one day its something like "why dogs are so cool" the next its "DONT DIE" never gets old
This channel is as bipolar as my ex
Sometimes it's the same day lol
Lol isn't it great
Don't remove the knife, period. The moment you do, you're already done even if you cauterize the wound.
Not exactly true. I'm in EMS and plenty of people survive wounds similar to stabbings and stabbings without the knife staying in. Often people get stabbed more then once.
A knife wound is like every other wound expect a gunshot wound......đ
What if the guy who stabbed you wants their knife back though? They'll rip it out of your body and move on anyways.
@@feyble5408 still true if you got impaled on a tree branch or something, better toi let it stay in for a while đ
âAsk them politely to stopâ
Attacker: *stabs*
Victim: Could you please stop? Iâm sorry it just hurts a little haha
Attacker: understandable. Have a great day
*Everybody in the UK (especially London):* "THE HOLY GRAIL!"
have you seen the monty python movie?
Pretty much just London
ahlieđ
âAsk them politely to stopâ đ€Łđ€Ł
@@floppademon1506 Glasgow actually took over as knife crime capital....
Of Europe
âLungs are extremely allergic to being stabbedâ Me to my lungs: You and I are not so different
easy stab back take them with you if you have to die
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@@raven4k998 2
âDonât try to go all Rambo and dig the bullet out.â
If women are watching Iâm still gonna try it.
This video is pointless since if you het stabbed in the inside of your legs/armpit or any major artery you will bleed out or lose that arm forever
@@lumpywumps5239 Dude, if you get your major arteries stabbed your gone
@@lumpywumps5239 the video is not really pointless
@@lumpywumps5239 just don't hit the arteries now is it better? since arteries are close to the femur don't get stabbed there
He said âwrong side of the knifeâ as if someone would stab you with the part you hold the knife with
Some of us are just built different đ
âOr an American public schoolâ đđđđđ Iâm screaming đđđđ
Its really not that funny tbh...i get what he is sayin, but the families and people that were killed or injured have had their lives ruined. So its not really a laughing matter, seriously.
@@thetrimreaper1019 comedy is a form of coping mechanism. No subject should be removed from comedy because it makes people feel better. Maybe we shouldnât joke if it recently happened though.
@@thetrimreaper1019 if you going to take everything so seriously youâre going to live or probably do live a sad sad life
Okay Zamarioa so funny
@@thetrimreaper1019 let it have been a race joke towards minorities though then you guys wouldve been "you guys need to loosen up!" "Its just dark comedy" so on, so fourth. You know the demographic that was the school comment was geared to so youre feeling a bit tender towards it I understand
People in UK: âWrite that down! Write that down!â
3:27 people in US âWrite that down! Write that down!â
@@shadowz5226 LOLL
@@kelsie7026 -3/4
@@shadowz5226 -3/5
*SHAMK*
Oi little rude of ya' to stuck that knife inta' me like at' innit?
Everybody gangsta until somebody say âbro I gotta try this outâ
Never bring a knife to an Infographics fight.
Just tell them no, they legally can't do whatever they are attempting to do.
Yes, nation wide knife ban would also stop the stabbers so you dont have to say no
But there probablly not got much regard for your life
NO ONE LIKE AGAIN THE LIKE NUMBER IS GOOD AAAAAAAA
@@Noesoes_ are you 1
@@generalflopper9697 no
âThe best way to not get stabbed is too not get stabbedâ
Infographic show
remember if attacked with acid flush it with beer lot and lots of beer
I had got stabbed 6 time 4 months ago and I am 15 and this video help me survive thank you so much
The humor on channel is getting way better! Keep up the good work
I stepped on a piece of lego and I'm still alive
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*_I M P O S S I B L E_*
Wtf how did u do that
*F B I OPEN UP!!!!*
Ouch! Stepping on legos is painful.
âAsk them politely to stopâ đ
**Stabs you**
"Oh, wait you're asking me to stop mate? Ye, sure I won't stab you without your consent!"
Just ask the blood to stop coming out
@@mapletreepower7038 when you're about to die, just keep living.
What's the big deal?
@@TheRobot13 I don't give myself consent to die
Nevermind there is no fruit in explaining đ
Maturity is when you realise
*""The best way to survive being* *stabbed is not to get stabbed""*
This is great! Thank you!
"An american public school" Definitely my favorite Jab taken at americans
I was looking for this comment
Right up there along with shooting ranges
Gotta admit it's messed up but it's hilarious much like the follow up "if someone is shooting at you ask them to stop politely"
Politely ask them to stop
đYou guys have way more stabbings than us in the U.S
If you said âThe world is a bad place, sooner or later youâre gonna get stabbedâ đ
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"Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school", infographics, you out did yourself with this one đđđ
"maybe you're at a shooting range or maybe you're at an american public school" HAS ME WHEEZING đ
I live in England this is gonna be so helpful yav saved me life
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@@FionaA17 cheers
@@ethant6797 it wasnât an insult lol đ
@@FionaA17 it's alright haha
"Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed"
*HMMMMMM*
That's a filthy lie, there's nothing wrong with getting stabbed in the lungs.
@@michaelredmond6861 Wait what
Thanks for the advice!
Thank you this really helped
*Gets stabbed*
Blood: "aight, imma head out."
Vital organs: "Bravo six, going dark."
Stomach: "He needs some milk."
Nice to see you again
lol
This comment has 69 likes
Nice...
You are everywhere
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No one:
School nurses: put an ice pack on it
"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed."
Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
Thanks it really helped, really appreciate it.
âMaybe youâre hanging out an a shooting range, or an American schoolâŠâ
*Ooopp felt that one* đŹ
i refuse to be offended by this
I lowkey started laughing at that part
@@xenoshadow7575 why low key đ€Łđ€·đżââïž
@@Cmorales624 because when I was first watching this my stomach decided to feel all weird but then when that part came up I just started laughing like crazy
@@xenoshadow7575 lol same
As someone who lives in the UK This feels like a personal attack but Iâm not complaining
What is like to live in the UK? (just curious)
@@REEEPROGRAM shanking
@Sonja Morrisonpierced right through međđ
@@REEEPROGRAM 90% rain, 3% days that are ridiculously hot and you can't sleep at night, 2% warm days, 5% cold days
@@changedmyusernameagain7654 90% rain? That sounds.. Kinda depressing
How good is this narrative đ and still a really good information drop
This is a very important video thanks
Video idea: how to survive surviving when you need to survive
vouch
when do u not need to surviveđđđ
Too difficult. Now dying to survive. Send help.
@@funkyfreak97 i sent 911 over there
Oops it was 922, if a serial killer comes it wasn't my fault
Simple survive
âOh look at that. Iâve been impaled.â
"Penetrated"
Olaf?
@@phoen1x_cs Sussy Baka
"If your at a gun range, or an American school" I couldn't have laughed any harder.
He's spitting out facts.
I would definitely ask the shooter politely to stop shooting me after getting shot once.
Iâm from London thankyou this is helpfull
8:00 Sad fact: Drunk drivers are loosened by the alcohol in their system making them less likely to die in a crash, possibly not the same outcome for the other party...
"Switching to your sidearm is fast"
"Using your knife is even faster"
-An intelligent person
Stay at home - Man with common sense
@@russell6075 go outside
Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading ;)
I've been stabbed before, in both lungs, and one thing I can tell you is that it is not a pleasant experience.
I got to the hospital in 45 minutes, got stitches, and had to wait about +10 hours before I could get a chest tube insertion.
This is how I managed to survive it; as soon as I got stabbed, my heart was beating fast and it felt like something heavy was placed on my chest, I couldn't take deep breaths, I first thought that my heart was beating fast due to adrenaline but after 30 minutes later I realized that something was seriously wrong.
I started taking slow and shallow breaths in order to stop my lungs from expanding and when I got to the hospital bed, I spent the night fully awake in an upright position. I did my best to not exert myself as I did not want to put pressure on my chest.
This is what worked for me, slow and shallow breaths until I could get a chest tube insertion.
smart man god bless ur alive
Why did it take so long for the hospital to realize your lungs were punctured and to insert a chest tube?
How did the stab feel, do you remember the side effects and overall pain that came with the stabbing
I just would like to say that as a person with asthma, this isnât easy to accomplish, I remember one time I cried too hard and nearly died from an asthma attack. Long story short, props to you for, what was it, 10 hours of shallow breaths
Wild, I got stabbed iny lung and almost died recently when a guy trapped me and my bro off in a dead end with a knife and rushed my bro . We beat dog feces out of him and took his knife . Didn't realize he poked me and slashed my leg until after we chased him off the scene . That's not all that he had in store for him but đ€«
Perfect to my book đ
Tyy
Thanks this actually worked
Should ask the 12yr old girl that got stabbed 19 times by her "friends" who believed slenderman was real
Ok
For real that was crazy!!!!!
I heard something about one of those girls the other day. I think she got an early release from jail or mental institution or wherever she got sent. I think it was one of them.
Ahahaahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahaua
She forgot to politely ask them to stop.
03:28
"Maybe you're hanging out in a Shooting Range or an _American Public School_ "
*hold up*
The amount of sarcasm in this video is amazing
My Tio Juan who's right now living in the streets and is a big alcoholic went through so much in his life, my dad told me this story of my Tio of when he was a kid he was stayed the night at my tios and one night someone came knocking on the door asking for water and that he was very thirsty my Tio Juan being a good man when and grabbed him some water after the man pounded the water my Tio turned around and left his back open and the man started stabbing my Tio repeatedly in the back over and over again he ended up surviving the stab wounds and years later my Tio is still alive with a bunch of stab scars all over his back my Tio Juan is a blessed man to be here still on this earth today
I love that Infographics is explaining us how to avoid death.
Being a grown man living in london after England lost
Watching this video was a must
Thanks for the tutorial
how to survive:
1. put an ice pack over the wound
Did someone call the school nurseđ
Ive learned many things from this channel but the most important thing is that if you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball
Needed this tutorial for the future đ
I got stabbed, on my back near my left shoulder, luckily the knife was pretty small so no internal organs or arteries were punctured, but I still bled pretty badly.
Here's how it happened: I got into a fight with a random guy, we scuffled for a little while before I managed to chase him away. At first I didn't realize I was stabbed, but after the adrenaline wore off I realized I was bleeding and found a hole on my back, where he stabbed me. I went to a nearby parking lot where I started applying first aid, took my shirt off, put pressure on the wound and called an ambulance. Once the ambulance came I was literally sitting in a pool of my own blood. I made it to the hospital, thankfully, without passing out (or worse; dead), got stitched up and after a few weeks made a full recovery. This story has a happy ending but not everyone is this lucky. Be careful out there guys and especially girls, hopefully this never happens to you but if it does I hope you know what to do to prevent yourself from dying.
How to survive : DONT DIE
will be needing this for uk
Thanks now my panic and anxiety levels went from high to extra high
This video had an extra layer of sarcasm in it.
"Is whoever shot you still shooting you or at the general area? Ask them politely to stop."
-Infographics
pointless advice, the shooter won't listen to a word of it if they are with the intention of shooting someone.
@@mnrkm Thank infographics
@@mnrkm r/woooooooosh
This is why Martial arts and self defence are important man
Seriously learning how to disarm an armed assailant and incapacitate them is more important than most people make it out
I TESTED IT AND IT WORKED!!!!! TYSM!!!
This man said "An american public school" that had me weak.
"Lungs are allergic to being stabbed"
And I'm deathly allergic to dying, what's with all these allergies... am I right?
Respect for putting the title as the first clip
actually needed this a month ago. thx tho.
I love how this video is entirely just logical information until it just suddenly says something completely random as soon as you let your guard down
I cracked up when I heard when he said âdonât be a billy badass and book itâ đ
Good advice for my trip to the UK
Adding this to âjust in caseâ playlist
"Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed"...I almost peed myself, great line XD
3:42 "ask them politely to stop"
Shooter - shooting at me
Me - pls stop
Shooter - understandable, have a great day
underrated
@@nnnnnn8173 -5/6
@@KO_Manic what?
@@nnnnnn8173 1
tell them to talk to
*THE HAND*
**DUN DUN DUUUNN**
Thx bro i live in Briton so this is very helpful lolđ