The Best Of Johnson, Alan Johnson | 30 Minute Compilation | Peep Show

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  • From making an 'indecent proposal' to 'Project Zeus.' Alan Johnson has a lot of iconic moments.
    Enjoy this compilation of Mark's infamous boss's best moments from Peep Show, did your favourite moment make it in?
    Welcome to the official Peep Show channel! To enjoy the best moments from Mark, Jez, Super Hans, Alan Johnson, Sophie, Dobby, Big Suze and more, be sure to subscribe: / officialpeepshow
    Want to watch more of the hilarious Mark? Watch his best bits here bit.ly/3yoBo9b
    Or if Jeremy's more your style, check out this playlist: tinyurl.com/peepshowyt
    Peep Show is a British television sitcom starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. They play two dysfunctional flatmates who reveal their inner thoughts - whether dark, stupid, or embarrassing. Or, occasionally, all three...
    The Best Of Johnson, Alan Johnson | 30 Minute Compilation | Peep Show
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  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Před 11 měsíci +607

    The best encapsulation of Johnson is when he enter Jeremy's room, tells him to be confortable and gives him his own drink. This is Johnson at his core

    • @michaelb2388
      @michaelb2388 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I thought it was when he powered through his tai chi

    • @rdreidmehrabi
      @rdreidmehrabi Před 2 měsíci

      This is pure genius.

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX Před 2 měsíci +2

      _"Is_ this a terrible idea? It can't be; it's in a film! They wouldn't put a terrible idea in a film, they'd get sued!"
      I love this scene 😂 I love how they show Jeremy's warped logic & thought-process as well as his general ignorance, while also making a sly jab at the declining state of the film industry too rofofololol

    • @JiggyMcCue
      @JiggyMcCue Před 29 dny

      @@michaelb2388 Stick that up your dojo.

    • @jonnymawer8345
      @jonnymawer8345 Před 6 dny

      ​@@michaelb2388 Stick that up your dojo.

  • @crashtestdolphin5884
    @crashtestdolphin5884 Před 9 měsíci +253

    Alan Johnson and Super Hans are the most interesting characters in the show. They both serve as toxic idols for Mark and Jeremy: Johnson as the image of corporate masculinity (get the deal, get the girl, get the car) and Super Hans as the image of the anti-establishment egoist. Both are wildly flawed shitbags, but Mark and Jeremy can only see in their respective idols what they want to see.

    • @cg8045
      @cg8045 Před 7 měsíci +15

      That is a great observation
      One of the bonus features on one of the DVDs has the writers take on mark, Jeremy & Hans. Mark is how men perceive themselves. J is how others perceive them. And Hans is how men aspire to be.
      But that needs to be modified to factor in Johnson

    • @BlackMonoSU10
      @BlackMonoSU10 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Its on another comment somewhere but basically Fight Club. Johnson and Super Hans are the Tyler Durdens Mark and Jeremy want to be.

    • @walterzamalis4846
      @walterzamalis4846 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I feel this also works because Johnson is something of a father figure for Mark. I don’t really believe that Mark is attracted to him sexually, but more that he Mark sees Johnson as a suave, kind paternal influence - the polar opposite of Mark’s truly awful own father. Mark is so inept with his own feelings that he can’t identify this and conflates his admiration and love for Johnson with something sexual. There’s proof for this in that Mark routinely remains in denial about his own feelings and relationships throughout the series (such as persevering with his doomed relationship with Sophie before the proposal, despite his increasingly obvious resentment of her), because he naively believes doing so will bring him the security he craves.

    • @handywoman840
      @handywoman840 Před 3 měsíci

      Brilliant analysis! I never picked that up

  • @joey1723
    @joey1723 Před 11 měsíci +243

    "Alan Johnson. I'm in love. I'm in love with you, Johnson." Such poetry.

    • @elonif4125
      @elonif4125 Před 3 měsíci

      I‘m in love with you, Johnson.
      That means I love you, Johnson.
      You are a beautiful human being, Johnson.
      I‘m in love with you, Johnson.

  • @jaydead8825
    @jaydead8825 Před 9 měsíci +91

    “The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all”
    - That whole speech has me in bits 😂

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea Před 3 měsíci

      It;s like a warhammer 40k speech lmfao

  • @fad2679
    @fad2679 Před 11 měsíci +286

    The casting of this show is second to none

    • @phreak761
      @phreak761 Před 11 měsíci +26

      Chance would be a fine thing.

    • @footballhipster
      @footballhipster Před 11 měsíci +1

      What about Blackadder? Or The Thick of it?

    • @thomascobbett
      @thomascobbett Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@footballhipsterPeter Capaldi as Malcom is absolutely perfect as well as the Rebecca Font as Nicola. Like peep show the actors really bring the show to the next level on top of genius writing.

    • @footballhipster
      @footballhipster Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@thomascobbett Not to mention David Haig as Steve Fleming or Paul Higgins as Jamie McDonald.

    • @thomascobbett
      @thomascobbett Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@footballhipster Jamie especially is a fucking quality character excellently depicted 🤣

  • @jmh8697
    @jmh8697 Před 7 měsíci +42

    You can tell that Johnson is a stone cold psychopath because he loves Windows Vista. Like Patrick Bateman preferring Genesis _after_ Peter Gabriel left.

  • @TheGodOfGravy
    @TheGodOfGravy Před 6 měsíci +24

    “Is that… normal… pooing you’re doing?” is permanently bouncing around my head.

  • @leonc9760
    @leonc9760 Před 11 měsíci +42

    “Suze, where’s the big scissors? Have you moved the big scissors?”

    • @oneandonlyjaybee
      @oneandonlyjaybee Před měsícem +2

      I think that line cracked me up more than any other for some reason. The fact you can't see him but can only imagine him furiously rifling through drawers to find them. And we can only imagine the project he had in mind that would require the big scissors

    • @leonc9760
      @leonc9760 Před měsícem

      @@oneandonlyjaybee it’s hilarious, always makes me laugh -and ponder what exactly he needed the big scissors for 😂

  • @erectopatronum6750
    @erectopatronum6750 Před 9 měsíci +22

    god that opening with the pan to reveal the rest of the boardroom kills me

    • @Goldlion973
      @Goldlion973 Před měsícem

      Excellent filming throughout this show. Loved it!!!

  • @ryanwilliams4223
    @ryanwilliams4223 Před 7 měsíci +20

    Jez looking over at Mark in Disgust in POV whilst he is taking a shit is honestly the greatest angle of all time its so much funnier when it feels that personal 😂😂

  • @Fedakeen
    @Fedakeen Před 10 měsíci +74

    I love that they couldn't fix the bathroom door, but Jeremy was able to casually install a lock on Mark's bedroom door.

    • @rosk.wilburn5847
      @rosk.wilburn5847 Před 10 měsíci +10

      What did Honda say

    • @bombus2660
      @bombus2660 Před 9 měsíci +17

      Mark put the lock on

    • @owencampbell8799
      @owencampbell8799 Před 9 měsíci +14

      Super Hans was using mark’s room to lick a bird out, so mark put the lock on.

    • @GNAL1610
      @GNAL1610 Před 9 měsíci

      @@owencampbell8799give us 10 would you

  • @conorl1894
    @conorl1894 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Paterson Joseph is a phenomenal actor who is absolutely masterful in this role. Best character in the show

  • @hades6-3-63
    @hades6-3-63 Před 11 měsíci +50

    he is my favorite character, he just plays the role so fucking well

    • @sarahdixon6011
      @sarahdixon6011 Před 10 měsíci +2

      He does do a bit of Shakespeare in his spare time.

  • @robhough2332
    @robhough2332 Před 6 měsíci +17

    How Jeremy says ‘Johnson!’ makes me laugh every time

  • @rorz999
    @rorz999 Před 11 měsíci +68

    19:21 has got to be one of Johnson's best scenes. The fact he's so cheerful and upbeat 😂

  • @yewgfjkds3583
    @yewgfjkds3583 Před 6 měsíci +6

    "So its true, I heard the rumours but I couldn't believe it. I'm sorry about your mug Mark" 😂

  • @LaineHughes1
    @LaineHughes1 Před 11 měsíci +34

    "the scythe is remorseless"

    • @lucasm3879
      @lucasm3879 Před měsícem +1

      May that be of some comfort to you all. Okay.

    • @LaineHughes1
      @LaineHughes1 Před měsícem

      big old box here @@lucasm3879

  • @foamige
    @foamige Před 4 měsíci +9

    Such a great actor. Perfect character.

  • @yugiboy-uk680
    @yugiboy-uk680 Před 10 měsíci +31

    Vast majority the quotes I remember off by heart Johnson's responsible for at least half. His pep talks are literal gold.

  • @BlackMonoSU10
    @BlackMonoSU10 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The best Bond we never had. He's good looking, a brilliant actor and would really nail it in the action sequences

  • @davidz3879
    @davidz3879 Před 10 měsíci +38

    Mark wants to be Johnson's queen. If the public will accept him, he's going to be Johnson's queen.

  • @Themightyquinn1703
    @Themightyquinn1703 Před 10 měsíci +29

    The APR joke is classic johnson 😂😂
    It would probably only be...12%

  • @CJax749
    @CJax749 Před 2 měsíci +2

    He is often considerate towards mark at times.
    Always felt like he was looking out for mark occasionally - like when he seen Sas grinding on Jeff, “are you okay with that”

  • @richardclarke376
    @richardclarke376 Před 11 měsíci +18

    Paterson Joseph was a really Inspired piece of casting

  • @fletcherhamilton3177
    @fletcherhamilton3177 Před 9 měsíci +10

    Jeremy looked so good in that Ted Baker suit . . .

  • @chrisreager2614
    @chrisreager2614 Před 14 dny +1

    ‘Chance would be a fine thing.’ X3 😂😂😂

  • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
    @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 Před 9 měsíci +9

    2:23 "Lets dance!" always gets me haha

  • @user-kn2qb7cr7t
    @user-kn2qb7cr7t Před 11 měsíci +49

    Johnson's wife ran off with his buddy, we get bits and pieces of the characters' pasts that help us put together why they are the way they are. lol, this show is a definition of good writing.

    • @davidz3879
      @davidz3879 Před 10 měsíci +12

      His ex-wife showing up would've been entertaining.

  • @italorossid
    @italorossid Před 11 měsíci +18

    The APR line is Johnson's own "I win... in the most minor way possible"

  • @vorebiz
    @vorebiz Před 11 měsíci +9

    My favourite Peep Show character

  • @ja17.17
    @ja17.17 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Tai chi Johnson is my favourite ever scene on tv

    • @goldenboy06
      @goldenboy06 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He just powered through…

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea Před 3 měsíci

      I love the concept that he does things that are supposed to be slow fast to "flex"

  • @Luckywaster1977
    @Luckywaster1977 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Every single Johnson line is pure gold

  • @iany8230
    @iany8230 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Seen 'Johnson' ie Paterson Joseph in Wonka and Boat Story where he is excellent in both! Peep Show still funny in 2024🎉!

  • @allanriley
    @allanriley Před 11 měsíci +3

    Haven't started watching yet. Already like this comp

  • @garbeal2397
    @garbeal2397 Před 11 měsíci +13

    chance would be a fine thing....a fine thing indeed.

  • @aIexminsky
    @aIexminsky Před 11 měsíci +13

    16:42 Liam Kendrick in the house!

  • @alanwhite6730
    @alanwhite6730 Před 10 měsíci +8

    I like his character in the show, very funny. I remember watching an American time travel TV show back in 2016 called 'Timeless' he also was in that, I was very surprised to see him in the show and it took a few minutes to realise that it was him. He was good in that too 😊

  • @mickeysmouse4800
    @mickeysmouse4800 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Best character ever!

    • @rorz999
      @rorz999 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Johnson and Hans are S-tier characters for sure

  • @alexanderdeadmansche
    @alexanderdeadmansche Před 8 měsíci

    My fave character

  • @user-wb2zm9xl4m
    @user-wb2zm9xl4m Před 11 měsíci +10

    Oh yes, 30 minutes of pure gold

  • @ShahPhilLeotardo
    @ShahPhilLeotardo Před 10 měsíci +11

    “You’re like the fat girl who’s just been asked to the school disco.”

  • @goldenboy06
    @goldenboy06 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Up on the South Downs, a haversack full of Becks, that’s the dream ain’t it?

  • @colinmoffat3215
    @colinmoffat3215 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Suze where's the big scissors,have you moved the big scissors?

  • @DuderinoDeux
    @DuderinoDeux Před 6 měsíci

    The 3 amigos!

  • @intellex551
    @intellex551 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Johnson!" "Mark!" "Johnson" 'Mark!"

  • @Hi-Fitxt
    @Hi-Fitxt Před 11 měsíci +13

    1:19 seems like Johnson mightve genuinely cared about mark at first...that or just insane

    • @davidz3879
      @davidz3879 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Only because Mark is useful to him as an employee & someone to manipulate.

  • @peter7582
    @peter7582 Před 8 měsíci

    25:07
    Mark's magic hands repaired the broken mug handle

  • @sergiogalo137
    @sergiogalo137 Před 9 měsíci +1

    25:07 I cant believe this happened on my watch. LOL

  • @LaineHughes1
    @LaineHughes1 Před 9 měsíci +1

    okay righty righty

  • @elflakeador09
    @elflakeador09 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Johnson is a legend

  • @MuscleFlexChris
    @MuscleFlexChris Před 8 měsíci

    “Milk them ‘till they’re dead” - Why Johnson should be everyone’s inspiration

  • @mrmoralman1
    @mrmoralman1 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Saz ''im not your girl it's just your turn'' Corrigan

  • @UnderAGlassMetropolis
    @UnderAGlassMetropolis Před 11 měsíci +3

    Print, you damnable fudger!

  • @saladfingers.
    @saladfingers. Před 11 měsíci +23

    "Is that normal pooing you're doing?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fad2679
      @fad2679 Před 11 měsíci

      "This is bullshit, Mark! You know the credo, illness equals weakness!”

    • @leonc9760
      @leonc9760 Před 11 měsíci +2

      “Yep, oh yeah”

    • @rorz999
      @rorz999 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Doesn't smell normal 🤨

  • @catcomputer
    @catcomputer Před 10 měsíci +13

    I love him. It’s sad when he becomes a bit of a loser in the last series but he’s still so good

  • @intellex551
    @intellex551 Před 2 měsíci

    "Good ol' Vista". The man is a menace.

  • @crofty_92
    @crofty_92 Před 11 měsíci +3

    How did you know we were asking for this?

  • @nickodams8696
    @nickodams8696 Před 6 měsíci

    The magic eye

  • @cazzmo
    @cazzmo Před 9 měsíci +2

    KETTERING MENTIONED HELL YEAH 25:30

  • @lucasm3879
    @lucasm3879 Před měsícem

    He’s been to the bottom of the bottle, and back to the top ☝️

  • @clappedoutmotor
    @clappedoutmotor Před 2 měsíci +1

    Up on the South Downs, a sackful of Becks

    • @lucasm3879
      @lucasm3879 Před měsícem

      That’s the dream, ain’t it? 😁

  • @ervinisimo
    @ervinisimo Před 8 měsíci +1

    Jeremy for gods sake prrp prrp

  • @Oniv0x
    @Oniv0x Před 6 měsíci +2

    Sarnies?! God he loved a sandwich!

  • @boltywolty123
    @boltywolty123 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Becks, a simple becks

  • @berlinocelot
    @berlinocelot Před 11 měsíci +3

    Here, have a drink..

    • @AM2K2
      @AM2K2 Před 10 měsíci

      Poor me poor me pour me

  • @lordcrayzar
    @lordcrayzar Před 11 měsíci +7

    Maybe it is a bit…nice

  • @bullittvolante8215
    @bullittvolante8215 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Johnson is pure comedy gold.

  • @PaulNigelWarner
    @PaulNigelWarner Před 11 měsíci +5

    Frankfuurt!!!

  • @QuadMochaMatti
    @QuadMochaMatti Před 11 měsíci

    In the exchange with Jeff and Johnson starting @18:01, can somebody please explain why it is that Mark says "doff" rather than *"Dobb",* as Jeff and Alan say it?!? I've never ever ever understood why that was kept in, as it seems like a flubbed line.

    • @andrewchapman4267
      @andrewchapman4267 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I think you're hearing it wrong as Johnson cuts over the end of the line slightly. I hear it as Dobb.

    • @marksneddon
      @marksneddon Před 6 měsíci +1

      You're not hearing it wrong. I've never understood that either

  • @mayak.ramesar4481
    @mayak.ramesar4481 Před 11 měsíci

    FINALLY

  • @jimbobbby
    @jimbobbby Před 11 měsíci +5

    God I fucking love this show.

  • @ianjones3568
    @ianjones3568 Před 11 měsíci +1

    26:00 mmm-arr-ha classic Johnson

  • @KamikazeCommie501
    @KamikazeCommie501 Před 3 měsíci

    I just watched The Beach for the first time in like a decade and was wondering what this guy had been up to since then.

  • @QuadMochaMatti
    @QuadMochaMatti Před 11 měsíci +3

    Gerard was all about the red team.

  • @jamesluc4138
    @jamesluc4138 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Where's the door

  • @fragglet
    @fragglet Před 9 měsíci +1

    Illness equals weakness

  • @owencampbell8799
    @owencampbell8799 Před 9 měsíci

    Big suze should not be touching the big scissors

  • @remixisthis
    @remixisthis Před 2 měsíci

    Criminal they didn’t include the BMW driving scene

  • @lucasm3879
    @lucasm3879 Před měsícem

    Don’t be alarmed Mark it’s just Tai Chi. Take a seat and I’ll just power through.

  • @JJarvisEsq
    @JJarvisEsq Před měsícem

    £530 😂

    • @lucasm3879
      @lucasm3879 Před měsícem

      A real life ‘Indecent proposal’ 😆

  • @bulletproofblouse
    @bulletproofblouse Před 11 měsíci +3

    Paterson Joseph could still be in the top tier of Doctor Whos. Doctors Who?

  • @RSA548
    @RSA548 Před 2 měsíci

    Alan Johnson was right, Mark should have 'kept it little' with Sophie

  • @TurtleShellProductions
    @TurtleShellProductions Před 6 měsíci

    Is his first name Alpha?

  • @Sally-id9xj
    @Sally-id9xj Před 11 měsíci +7

    Five hundred and thirty pounds

    • @TheCurtisdavies
      @TheCurtisdavies Před 4 měsíci

      does anyone know why it’s that random figure?

  • @dasnutnock6408
    @dasnutnock6408 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Doesn't smell normal

  • @davidz3879
    @davidz3879 Před 11 měsíci +34

    Mark seems to be attracted to people who treat him badly, including Jez, Johnson, Sophie & Dobby.

    • @jr7845
      @jr7845 Před 11 měsíci +7

      If he gets any attention he laps it up, good bad he doesn't care

    • @bombomtom5421
      @bombomtom5421 Před 11 měsíci +2

      What about Jeff then

    • @davidz3879
      @davidz3879 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@bombomtom5421 Mark isn't attracted to Jeff. He briefly tries to pretend to become friends with Jeff, but that's in order to gain access to Sophie.

    • @bombomtom5421
      @bombomtom5421 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@davidz3879 I know but you said mark is attracted to people who treat him badly. Jeff treats him like shit too so why isn’t mark attracted to him?

    • @bombomtom5421
      @bombomtom5421 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@davidz3879 I think a better way of wording it is that mark is attracted to people who show him the slightest bit of affection. Something all the characters but Jeff ever did

  • @lucasm3879
    @lucasm3879 Před měsícem

    Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser

  • @davidz3879
    @davidz3879 Před 11 měsíci +19

    Johnson is in 17 eps. He, Mark, Jez, Hans & Jeff are the only characters who are in all 9 series.

    • @lordcrayzar
      @lordcrayzar Před 11 měsíci +5

      JEFF?!

    • @2001DavidBowman
      @2001DavidBowman Před 11 měsíci +1

      Quite a lot of J's

    • @rorz999
      @rorz999 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Why does this matter?

    • @davidz3879
      @davidz3879 Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@rorz999 It's relevant info for fans. You're welcome to write better comments than mine. The people who criticise me here don't write any good, relevant comments. The people who write good, relevant comments don't criticise me.

    • @rorz999
      @rorz999 Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​​@@davidz3879how is it a good, relevant comment? It's meaningless. All we can deduce from it is that Johnson is a recurring character, which we knew anyway

  • @G-regTaylor
    @G-regTaylor Před 11 měsíci +1

    Holy Wayne was born from the ashes of JLB Credit.

  • @davidpetermcmorris857
    @davidpetermcmorris857 Před 11 měsíci +10

    Saz was awful!

    • @rorz999
      @rorz999 Před 11 měsíci +4

      The absolute worst

    • @hihowareyouthen
      @hihowareyouthen Před 8 měsíci +4

      Terrible person, but the actress playing her did an amazing job. Her wince after Mark kisses her is perfect

  • @glowing571
    @glowing571 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Alan Johnson was a character in Peep Show.

  • @QuadMochaMatti
    @QuadMochaMatti Před 11 měsíci +5

    Would Johnson be celebrating American Independence Day or would he say it's the biggest sham ever perpetrated and that we Yanks should have never left the Commonwealth?
    I always feel nauseous whenever I see the clips with Saz the spaz.
    Mustachioed Mark is really creepy and it makes me a little sick in my mouth.

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm Před 11 měsíci

    17:05 what's he saying?

    • @DerringerHK
      @DerringerHK Před 11 měsíci +7

      "long-necked Bud, hubba bubba"

  • @sfullernj
    @sfullernj Před 5 měsíci

    £530

  • @MrJoshspo0ngrez
    @MrJoshspo0ngrez Před 3 dny

    Is this about the permanent markers? Mmmm??

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 Před 11 měsíci +1

    *Bully me daddy Johnson.*

  • @moonshadow2724
    @moonshadow2724 Před 11 měsíci

    😂

  • @calvindirkmaat
    @calvindirkmaat Před 11 měsíci +4

    Johnson is beautiful

  • @gordoncampbell100
    @gordoncampbell100 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Project Zeus , legendary times @ JLB .

  • @robubik670
    @robubik670 Před 11 měsíci +7

    FIVEHUNDREDANDTHIRTYPOUNDS