osu! - The impossible map

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  • čas přidán 8. 03. 2013
  • Why make playable maps when you can produce these kinds of ****?
    Link to map: osu.ppy.sh/b/97462
    Thanks for the views, guys.
  • Hry

Komentáře • 2,7K

  • @huuosu
    @huuosu Před 8 lety +337

    This sounds like a fucking machine gun.

    • @moelordkaito9891
      @moelordkaito9891 Před 8 lety +4

      a MG42 to be exact...

    • @ryzownik860
      @ryzownik860 Před 8 lety

      +Kaito “Neaito” Shion of Montreal Negev* xD

    • @huuosu
      @huuosu Před 8 lety +1

      Michał Pokorski ...no

    • @blossomtrash6113
      @blossomtrash6113 Před 7 lety

      huu - osu! Introducing: Hitlers buzzsaw (MG42) Osu! Edition.

    • @li6584
      @li6584 Před 6 lety

      huu - osu! Yup

  • @escapistsmusicstuff
    @escapistsmusicstuff Před 8 lety +289

    0:42 I thought my computer stopped working

  • @18hectorjose
    @18hectorjose Před 8 lety +653

    Well, the fucking war in iraq right in my phone

    • @user-tr9nh3cd7y
      @user-tr9nh3cd7y Před 8 lety +16

      OMG TRUE THAT

    • @4everskys469
      @4everskys469 Před 6 lety +1

      Hector Jose Guerrero You're my favorite person

    • @user-fq5op4rj1b
      @user-fq5op4rj1b Před 6 lety

      Hector Jose Guerrero 제가 옛날에 누나한테 osu!를 만들어서 누나한테 시험을 해보았어요 그게 옛날 누나한테 해보았는데 제가 만들어버렸습니다 ㅋㅋ

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +374

    I thought I was watching youtube not touring in Syria

    • @DuGongggg
      @DuGongggg Před 3 lety +7

      how the fucka re you here

    • @thecavesys107
      @thecavesys107 Před 3 lety +18

      Wtf i knew you were everywhere but THIS everywhere?

    • @rnin0723
      @rnin0723 Před 3 lety +5

      @@thecavesys107 Same and he comment on some osu! Videos
      Like miraie WTF??!? JUSTIN IS EVERYWHERE

    • @dwikyhafiz7690
      @dwikyhafiz7690 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rnin0723 he is known as the comment king

    • @getrektboy
      @getrektboy Před 3 lety +1

      bruh in osu video too?

  • @Iknowmuffin
    @Iknowmuffin Před 9 lety +1492

    AH THE ORIGINAL OSU SKIN IT HURTSSS IT HURRTSSS

    • @ArionArtzify
      @ArionArtzify Před 9 lety +13

      yes...

    • @willowsherlow32
      @willowsherlow32 Před 9 lety +22

      It renders me unable to plat osu

    • @kisatorimuru6627
      @kisatorimuru6627 Před 9 lety +60

      The new default looks really nice, especially when compared to this sorry piece of work.

    • @yoshtg
      @yoshtg Před 9 lety +5

      sry but default is my favourite skin.

    • @yoshtg
      @yoshtg Před 9 lety

      black lotus limited edition easy gg

  • @allahuakbar9378
    @allahuakbar9378 Před 8 lety +391

    Oh, it's cookiezi's tutorial :D

  • @zakizdaman
    @zakizdaman Před 9 lety +192

    0:58
    Negev spray pattern

  • @Kiyonnh
    @Kiyonnh Před 7 lety +227

    when auto fails, you know shts about to happen

    • @aladushek2124
      @aladushek2124 Před 3 lety +3

      Even auto failed. Is there some legit player to beat it on 100%?

    • @roxle9905
      @roxle9905 Před 3 lety +2

      @@aladushek2124 flash ⚡

    • @aladushek2124
      @aladushek2124 Před 3 lety

      @@roxle9905 Nah, he turned on cheats

    • @roxle9905
      @roxle9905 Před 3 lety +1

      @@aladushek2124 he can think faster than the fastest computer

    • @aladushek2124
      @aladushek2124 Před 3 lety

      @@roxle9905 Then when he plays osu! can't react on all his commands if he faster fastest computer.

  • @AnimeNeverEnds
    @AnimeNeverEnds Před 10 lety +167

    it sounds like the computer is crashing omfg

  • @Ruin_Lance
    @Ruin_Lance Před 9 lety +288

    auto can't 100%
    illuminati confirmed

    • @vincehue
      @vincehue Před 9 lety +2

      I know right.

    • @TapeTheNut
      @TapeTheNut Před 6 lety +1

      Ruin Lance but sanic song auto can miss everytime

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +285

    Cookiezi could do this with his pinky finger

  • @lundberg8450
    @lundberg8450 Před 9 lety +54

    i love how this map is so hard, the auto bot even missed a couple.

  • @bulletslime5704
    @bulletslime5704 Před 7 lety +98

    giant tropical centipedes share their territory with tarantulas.

  • @MonkeyDMous
    @MonkeyDMous Před 10 lety +27

    Osu! auto : ATTACK !
    Map : You just activated my trap card !

  • @justalowlife
    @justalowlife Před 9 lety +334

    Even the Osu! bot can't do it 100% :D:D:D

    • @0y2w
      @0y2w Před 6 lety +4

      Just a Lowlife this is auto

    • @green-909
      @green-909 Před 4 lety +1

      The editor bot can.

  • @Oreobility
    @Oreobility Před 9 lety +77

    Sounds like a fucking hard drive XD

  • @Rokk_
    @Rokk_  Před 10 lety +430

    I still don't understand how this got so many views. Oh well. Thanks a lot, guys!

  • @HamtaroFlower
    @HamtaroFlower Před 10 lety +58

    Did auto just fail omfg
    has science gone too far?

  • @sosagefanger
    @sosagefanger Před 9 lety +75

    when the auto be failing

  • @Blayzine
    @Blayzine Před 9 lety +34

    Ear rape at its finest

  • @gamerduwd
    @gamerduwd Před 9 lety +351

    still not as difficult as knife party- centipede :3

  • @VenomGhostVods
    @VenomGhostVods Před 10 lety +25

    Even the AI can't do it.

  •  Před 8 lety +8

    0:34 R.I.P. Headphones Users

  • @monstroh
    @monstroh Před 9 lety +251

    Am I the only one who started laughing?

  • @Gamersbienbenidos
    @Gamersbienbenidos Před 10 lety +86

    PFFF!!!!! im sure everyone can do it. Even with mouse and click!

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP Před 10 lety +45

    Even Osu! had to fail xD

  • @blossomtrash6113
    @blossomtrash6113 Před 7 lety +10

    0:42 Introducing: Hitlers Buzzsaw (MG42) Osu! Edition, 0:58 Shows us leaked footage of what the recoil is gonna be like.

  • @marky3018
    @marky3018 Před 9 lety +33

    WHAT AUTOBOT CAN DO MISSES?

    • @vaffanculo5085
      @vaffanculo5085 Před 9 lety +3

      Too much for it

    • @cronchyslinkylink718
      @cronchyslinkylink718 Před 9 lety +2

      Shuriken LetsPlay IKR!!!!!!! *osu!* CANT DO IT! FINALLY! BANCHO U LIAR!

    • @vaffanculo5085
      @vaffanculo5085 Před 9 lety

      Also just because it's a aimbot doesn't mean it's perfect. Even in some games for example csgo pro players are just as good as a aimbot on max settings. Some are even better.

    • @ieatsoap88
      @ieatsoap88 Před 9 lety

      Joshua Meek true humans can estimate better then 99% of all aimbots

    • @GirlMSP-gv8tp
      @GirlMSP-gv8tp Před 7 lety

      Kappa Kappa 123 :^) Ik it missed 62

  • @EnderEncounter
    @EnderEncounter Před 10 lety +45

    LOL!! EVEN AUTO MOD COULDN'T HANDLE IT!

  • @inactiveaccount3524
    @inactiveaccount3524 Před 10 lety +51

    Cookiezi: Make something more difficult

  • @davidvladovsky1962
    @davidvladovsky1962 Před 8 lety +18

    Hi from 2030.
    1000pp is default plays
    Cookiezi fc'd this map
    Peppy and Loctav are dead
    Rufus still top 2

    • @ShonikiDubs
      @ShonikiDubs Před 8 lety

      Rafis went 1st

    • @thatoneguy33198
      @thatoneguy33198 Před 8 lety +2

      Shit cookiezi will be blind by then and have a seriously deformed wrist... he already has health problems from this game.

    • @ponyitous4457
      @ponyitous4457 Před 4 lety

      Vaxei made first 1000pp play :D

  • @asianzemdegs8846
    @asianzemdegs8846 Před 7 lety +20

    You just activated my trap card!! WUBWOOFWOLF COUNTER

  • @AbystomaMexicanium
    @AbystomaMexicanium Před 10 lety +49

    That moment when even auto mod misses notes...

    • @HaloStrategist
      @HaloStrategist Před 10 lety

      Took the words out of my mouth...

    • @XtremeGamer2000
      @XtremeGamer2000 Před 10 lety

      That's because the player still has to move the mouse...

    • @PlakkieKaas
      @PlakkieKaas Před 10 lety +2

      XtremeGamer2000 No the player doesn't have to move his mouse with auto on, there are 2 other mods that do what auto does seperately

    • @Kevin223640
      @Kevin223640 Před 10 lety +1

      XtremeGamer2000 No that's relax Xtreme it does it automatically

  • @ThePatrickZ1
    @ThePatrickZ1 Před 10 lety +26

    you know when a map is impossible for normal humans when the osu! bot can't make a perfect game

  • @FrostiDrinks
    @FrostiDrinks Před 8 lety +22

    Wait, auto can do Centipede easy, but it can't do this without making 62 Xs. . . .

    • @Mythicalslayer0
      @Mythicalslayer0 Před 8 lety +7

      Cause centipede got like a split sec between all the stuff, while this one got multiple stuff at the same time

    • @mariuslucas4141
      @mariuslucas4141 Před 8 lety +5

      To be more accurate, this map have sliders and before these sliders ends, the map then starts spamming hit circles. So technically, it is impossible for the bot because once it starts the slider, it doesn't let go until the slider is complete thus missing a lot of hit circles.

    • @FrostiDrinks
      @FrostiDrinks Před 8 lety +1

      IrMaXuS L Yeah but its also impossible to hit 16 circles at the exact same time.

    • @mariuslucas4141
      @mariuslucas4141 Před 8 lety +6

      FrostiDrinks I haven't checked the composotion of it in Edit but I have the beatmap Centipede and based on the beat it makes when auto perfects it, it has a very very small time interval between each circles. It is said, though I dont know if this is reliable, that the auto can hit thousands of circles within a second.
      The map on this video, however, has circles during a slider. It tricks the auto, prompting it to complete the slider (which came first) and completely ignore the circles that appear while it completes the slider.

    • @FrostiDrinks
      @FrostiDrinks Před 8 lety

      IrMaXuS L I realized that after I made the comment.

  • @Wiijimmy
    @Wiijimmy Před 9 lety +12

    So hard that even auto couldn't get 100%

  • @Sephiis
    @Sephiis Před 10 lety +23

    OMG AUTO MODE FAIL I CAN DIE

  • @killersonic876
    @killersonic876 Před 10 lety +30

    XD the computer couldnt handle the power

  • @katiestrong385
    @katiestrong385 Před 7 lety +58

    this is ear rape ;-;

    • @MCHealo9999
      @MCHealo9999 Před 7 lety

      I agree.
      Poor Osu!bot cant finish it, do we even have a chance?

    • @Sucrilhoshmm
      @Sucrilhoshmm Před 7 lety +5

      hi im earrape

    • @biglad4666
      @biglad4666 Před 7 lety

      Kontorted 淫 then how come it did finish it?

  • @cazadorcazado08
    @cazadorcazado08 Před 9 lety +55

    Ooohh, I miss the old osu (skin) girl. Good times ;)
    Btw, is there a way to modify a specific part of a skin? Say, for instance, I have the Elite Beat Agents skin and I only want to add the original girl from the original skin. Is it possible?

    • @Rokk_
      @Rokk_  Před 9 lety +11

      Metal Sonic Yes, but you need to have the replacement file. Just go to your osu folder, and then into the Skins folder, and open the folder of the skin you want to edit. All files are in there.

    • @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083
      @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083 Před 8 lety +5

      The "old girl" combo burst is on google images if that helps

    • @MackyClemen
      @MackyClemen Před 8 lety +1

      the old skin is still actually available, and I still have the old template on like, 4 years ago?

    • @cazadorcazado08
      @cazadorcazado08 Před 8 lety

      Macky Clemen Nice! Yeah, I found it long time ago. I made my own custom skin. A mix of everything pretty much :P

    • @QWERTY708100
      @QWERTY708100 Před 8 lety +6

      she still lives on (maybe)
      in yandere sim

  • @timolina2
    @timolina2 Před 10 lety +22

    no logic in this beatmap xD

  • @jona1rs
    @jona1rs Před 10 lety +18

    Everyone can make a map like this, i dont understand we people like this.

    • @nim3787
      @nim3787 Před 10 lety +6

      It's annoying as hell!!!

    • @5stargrim
      @5stargrim Před 10 lety +1

      Whitewolf it's fun xD

    • @nim3787
      @nim3787 Před 10 lety

      Grim Monaco True.

  • @mocha3665
    @mocha3665 Před 8 lety +17

    Who else wants to see WubWoofWolf play this?

  • @anakincasey
    @anakincasey Před 8 lety +9

    The AUTO can't get a 100% yep impossible

  • @Elricboy
    @Elricboy Před 10 lety +9

    this does not pass the osu map guidelines cause it has multiple hitboxes at the same instance which is impossible

  • @jerryniggs9732
    @jerryniggs9732 Před 10 lety +20

    I can't even hear the song.

  • @dexterserrano9335
    @dexterserrano9335 Před 7 lety +3

    "The circles will play in time with the tune,"
    Yep.

  • @maplerawrxd8221
    @maplerawrxd8221 Před 9 lety +6

    Cookiezi: Can someone make insane mode?

    • @_Cert
      @_Cert Před 3 lety

      Everyones pc would crash

  • @xmenicemanx
    @xmenicemanx Před 10 lety +14

    I can do it give me autoclicker

  • @poshpandaz
    @poshpandaz Před 10 lety +29

    LOL AUTO MISSED SOME OF THEM!! xD

    • @kaihuizing2938
      @kaihuizing2938 Před 10 lety +13

      even auto cant be on 2 notes at the same time

    • @poshpandaz
      @poshpandaz Před 10 lety +2

      Possible if you use a touch screen

    • @predvcecerom
      @predvcecerom Před 10 lety +12

      GamingPandaz good luck breaking that touch screen of yours

    • @poshpandaz
      @poshpandaz Před 10 lety +2

      predvcecerom Already broke it. It dosen't even work on my computer anymore -_-
      p.s I got an all in one so dont judge me :p

  • @vanteros3994
    @vanteros3994 Před 9 lety +4

    Even the autopilot is wrong

  • @maxilla5045
    @maxilla5045 Před 8 lety

    I do look up to what you did with that song, but what the hell are those sounds in it... my head went off

  • @koveducote1864
    @koveducote1864 Před 10 lety +7

    The bot actually missed some

  • @IshInWonderland
    @IshInWonderland Před 10 lety +10

    even auto is haveing trouble...

  • @jayr343
    @jayr343 Před 7 lety +3

    sounds like a windows xp constant crash sound.

  • @jonathanli31
    @jonathanli31 Před rokem +1

    This video is officially 10 years old now

  • @TheRamprage5
    @TheRamprage5 Před 10 lety +12

    even the osu bot lost :O

  • @letcreate123
    @letcreate123 Před 10 lety +10

    Mods probably unranked it due to the first spinner.

    • @NatiiixLP
      @NatiiixLP Před 10 lety +24

      Or it was never ranked

    • @NatiiixLP
      @NatiiixLP Před 10 lety

      Actually it's not just because of the spinner, it's probably because it's not possible to hit two circles at the very same point of time...

    • @Yelkwood9
      @Yelkwood9 Před 10 lety

      Rainbow Nati
      not quite accurate, if the hitcircles overlap you can hit z and x at the same time and hit them both, same thing with sliders

    • @AlifKudryavka
      @AlifKudryavka Před 3 lety

      The first spinner is impposible

  • @sadnogd
    @sadnogd Před 6 měsíci +2

    It was so hard that the auto failed the spinner

  • @zozam41
    @zozam41 Před 9 lety

    The amount of snare is absolutely the funniest thing i have heard
    its just machine gun fire

  • @Oddimations
    @Oddimations Před 10 lety +11

    WHAT is WRONG with the PERSON who MADE THIS?!

  • @BoostedBonobo101
    @BoostedBonobo101 Před 10 lety +19

    HOW DO YOU MESS UP THE AUTO? My god this map needs to be put down. *loads shotgun*

  • @TripleD
    @TripleD Před 8 lety +18

    Cookiezi will make this in 1 try xD

  • @atneK
    @atneK Před 9 lety +5

    When the auto misses

  • @NatsuReitan
    @NatsuReitan Před 10 lety +3

    the creator timed the slider ant the notes together, this is too impossible

  • @hanayanaa114
    @hanayanaa114 Před 10 lety +3

    _IT BROKE OSU! OAO_
    _AND THIS IS THE COMPUTER! XD_

  • @graciousonion1161
    @graciousonion1161 Před 8 lety

    The multiple stuffs at like the middle sounds like a computer from the 1930's trying to make sound or a amp being pulled out with max volume

  • @byssl131
    @byssl131 Před 7 lety

    thx youtube for recommending this video from 3 year

  • @pftmclub
    @pftmclub Před 10 lety +8

    You just actived my trap card. Good job, osu is broken

  • @jaydenharvey5084
    @jaydenharvey5084 Před 10 lety +7

    my quest to complete all the beatmaps... ends here

  • @lumpismyoldusername
    @lumpismyoldusername Před 3 lety

    Now introducing the hit circle

  • @BedfulPro
    @BedfulPro Před 2 lety +1

    this is basically what i saw when i tried to play big black after just getting a D on the tutorial

  • @13gamerbullet
    @13gamerbullet Před 10 lety +8

    Good. Now do it backwards.

  • @iKaiser878
    @iKaiser878 Před 10 lety +4

    lets see if cookiezi can try this...

  • @phoenixtalon100
    @phoenixtalon100 Před 8 lety +4

    watching the game itself getting something wrong is just priceless

  • @hexion383
    @hexion383 Před 3 lety

    7 years later why did this get recommended to me

  • @zodsi
    @zodsi Před 10 lety +28

    I laughed hysterically at this for no reason XD

  • @MomiHeartify
    @MomiHeartify Před 10 lety +8

    Lmao even osu couldn't get 100% on it xD

  • @BladerKev
    @BladerKev Před 3 měsíci

    The old comboburst feels nostalgic. Even though I started playing in 2017.

  • @unnAMDable
    @unnAMDable Před 9 lety +4

    oh my god.. a map that autoplay can't FC ...
    amazing.... lol

  • @wisteria6544
    @wisteria6544 Před 10 lety +9

    Psh, boxbox can do this.

    • @chippyosu
      @chippyosu Před 10 lety

      im pretty sure boxbox is only in the high 9ks

    • @wisteria6544
      @wisteria6544 Před 10 lety +3

      ik lol XD his girlfriend is better than him

  • @gumball1216
    @gumball1216 Před 10 lety +12

    not skilled just asian

    • @agsking
      @agsking Před 10 lety +57

      Auto mod is on, dumbass

  • @justinjolly3144
    @justinjolly3144 Před 7 lety +2

    Chuck Norris can do this 100% with his pinkie toe using the mouse while asleep

  • @OpTiCOGMinerDiamond
    @OpTiCOGMinerDiamond Před 7 lety

    Im honestly surprised that auto missed a lot

  • @FrancisDaiz
    @FrancisDaiz Před 10 lety +5

    when osu attacks.

  • @JohnCena1337
    @JohnCena1337 Před 10 lety +6

    It's your turn Korea

  • @tails233
    @tails233 Před 8 lety

    Omg. It's pippi. Now all we need is a midori, and a ryuto. Full gaming club right there.

  • @get_troll
    @get_troll Před 9 lety

    why there kind of map will be created , even it is impossible to finish it

  • @chevster6290
    @chevster6290 Před 9 lety +3

    Spinner at the begging = Impossible.

  • @LordIncompetent
    @LordIncompetent Před 10 lety +8

    Even the bot designed to do it perfectly messed up.

    • @DyluPL1st
      @DyluPL1st Před 10 lety

      it's becuase there's few sliders at once and it's only possible to do on osu droid with multitouch turned on

    • @iloveanimemidriff
      @iloveanimemidriff Před 10 lety +4

      You know a map is impossible when not even the CPU can do it right D:

  • @_Kori
    @_Kori Před 2 měsíci +2

    HOW IS THIS VIDEO IN 1080P60FPS

  • @ultimatezed8177
    @ultimatezed8177 Před 4 lety

    You have to be the king of games to beat this.

  • @SoarinYoshi64
    @SoarinYoshi64 Před 10 lety +3

    I love this map to death, especially in catch the beat mode XD

  • @Kingflash0
    @Kingflash0 Před 10 lety +8

    Bot is a Hacker XD

  • @pradiptagitaya9471
    @pradiptagitaya9471 Před 3 lety

    I'm from 2020, I kinda miss that yellow and blue fire like animation. Kinda remind me of first time playing Osu around 2013-2014

  • @teddybear5788
    @teddybear5788 Před 8 lety

    I´ve got a headache now. Thanks.

  • @xXAeromodsXx
    @xXAeromodsXx Před 10 lety +5

    Who actuallly put down the time on doing this shit? I mean its not getting ranked for any reasons.. Just some bull shit.

  • @shardj5151
    @shardj5151 Před 9 lety +22

    How is this impossible? As long as you have a script for the crazy clicking speed its fine

    • @MrFdiddy1
      @MrFdiddy1 Před 9 lety +1

      Ikr? This map isn't even that hard.

    • @shardj5151
      @shardj5151 Před 9 lety +5

      HorseLime piss easy really

    • @Rokk_
      @Rokk_  Před 9 lety +19

      The map is literally impossible. Try for yourself. You literally can not get past the first spinner, nor can you pass the parts where your mouse needs to literally be outside of the screen, or where your mouse needs to be in two places at once.

    • @shardj5151
      @shardj5151 Před 9 lety +3

      ***** you ever heard of sarcasm?

    • @MrFdiddy1
      @MrFdiddy1 Před 9 lety +6

      George Appleton What the hell is sarcasm?

  • @CrykorZ
    @CrykorZ Před 9 lety

    I never thought i would see the day where auto can mess up

  • @frogg8319
    @frogg8319 Před 3 lety +1

    That spinner in the beginning gives me AugoEides flashbacks (happy30’s version).