This Tweet Trumps All Other Horrible Trump Tweets
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- čas přidán 12. 09. 2018
- The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.
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I gotta say that water effect is damn impressive.
I know right? That sea parting was superb.
Dam impressive.
@@ThreadBomb I see what you did there.
+Kevin Choy Did you mean: "I sea what you did there"? :D
Damp impressive, I'd say!
As a Puerto Rican who lost someone during María, I can assure anyone that that number is entirely real. Maybe even downplayed. And Trump has, from the very start, been against the idea of assisting us.
Just read his tweets regarding the hurricanes that hit Florida, Texas and Puerto Rico respectively. 1 out of 3 is not the same.
Just from knowing that you went so long without water, proper food, electricity, etc, I always thought the 3,000 number was downplayed :/
I am so sorry for your loss
Broncoley Go I’m so sorry for your loss. It’s criminal what Trump is doing. Love from Canada.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Rest assured, though, I don't doubt that what the report found was accurate. It's been corroborated by FEMA. Plus, Trump's not basing his opinion on any actual evidence, he's just talking out of his ass.
I think most people know that, it's just that his base are the loud minority.
I am so sorry for the situation you are in, for your losses, and for our president who doesn't seem to understand that throwing a roll of towels doesn't = help. What a total disgrace to our country. This should have brought light to the damages done to the island by Wall Street and big companies who used the land, people and taxes for their own gain ( not attention to the fact that this was a hard simply because an island is surrounded by water) Duh! Big red truck dot dot dot... this should have been a chance for us on the mainland to make real reparation for colonialism and in turn give equal rights as voters, citizens and as such = representation in the house.... period. Instead we have a seemingly 12 yr old donny tiny hands who has no concept of life liberty and the pursuit of justice. Time to turn the house on its ear this fall. Time to remove Donald John... hahaha sorry. And his WHOLE CABINET, (Aiding, and abetting co-conspirators) who are TAKING from us all. Let's stand together United and change it this November. Let's do better than 41% turn out at the polls! We can change this. These jerks work for US.
Wow. That's the last straw.
Denying that people died?
Oh, just the odd two or three... thousand! I cannot wrap my head around how anyone could justify this kind of thinking. How? I've been reading up on narcissism and sociopathy. I'm no expert, but our potus is looking and sounding a whole lot like a narcissistic sociopath. With a sprinkling of dementia, just to top it all off.
2:52 Sir, with absolutely no respect to someone of your position, Puerto Rico does NOT love you.
Sadly ..I fear nothing is off limits...when he was elected he was the same man he is now they knew what they voted for
THAT'S the last straw? What about 'no blind people are going to live in Trump Tower'?
Also, I noticed another inconsistency. It should read,
"...when I was successfully raising Billions of Dollars *PRETENDING* to help rebuild Puerto Rico."
Would be surprised if more than a percent or two of whatever he "raised" made it to the people it was for.
"I don't want blind people in my Trump Tower."
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of USA.
Why is this horrible?
@@thegamsta7133 Are you serious?
@@ferox965 Yes. Why is this a horrible statement?
@@thegamsta7133 Because Trump Tower is high and blind people are more likely to fall in the stairs. (If you're a Trump supporter you should stop right here)
Maybe it will get really horrible if Trump says the same about hospital? Or saying black people or jews or other communies are not allowed to take elevator or reach certain places.What do you think?
Maybe because if the law says elevators have to be accessible for blind people, there's a reason? The same law that protects citizen. The law that make a difference between a powerful civilized nation which raise and school his people, and savagery.
Next time you'll say "what would be horrible if Braille was forbidden"?
Being white, having access to all you need, never having read a book in your life, you can't understand what's the matter, why it's unfair. You need empathie or compassion for that.
Please tell me how horrible would it be if white people (except if they're blind) wouldn't be allowed to carry gun anymore? I really think there's nothing horrible about in that statement. I do.
I also think you have no heart.
diase oner Pretty sure that a heart is necessary for human life. For example, the beating heart of a baby that the empathetic Democrats allow to be aborted. Let me ask you this: Do you believe Trump said that because he hates all blind people? That would sound stupid coming from anyone.
Those 3000 people are going to be so excited when they find out that they're not dead.
Indeed.
They aren't to be truthfull.
Everything is going according to a plan, since what you call the "big bang".
And we are reaching the final "season".
Those spirits and souls are being looked upon and they will have peace until they come back.
Yes, what a complete and utter selfish, narcissistic moron Trump is. The man is a total idiot..
It's just phenomenal, it's gonna be great. Like Jesus? That guy brought back like one dead guy and these are literally thousands. Like I ask people in Trump tower if they've ever seen anything like this and they havent. And let me tell you we're going to bring back Pickett's Brigade from Gettysburg for a Unite the Right rally. #clintonemails
AHAHAHAH... All I can say.
Classic Trump, always outdoing himself by proving he can be even more despicable and narcissistic than we thought possible.
man lifer you are truly stupid
+ss making them pretty ordinary gods.
He never disappoints us when it comes to going lower than any other.
He's gotta be best at something
Lifer, I think even the number of "supporters" in your "hood" is dwindling. You may end up on the receiving end....
That aggressive step towards the camera after the tweet and the following impersonation was soooooo good! You can tell that Stephen is f***ing furious! I'm with you! This is disgusting!
If Trump comes back to Puerto Rico and dare to say that crap to the people here, he might become another death caused by Maria.
Your lucky he sent supplies, he should of sent a bulldozer. Cleared it all. Then put in motion making it an American state. Then rebuilt it to current uniform building code for America so it doesnt rip apart every 10 years and it adds to our GDP. MAGA. Take some responsibility if Bounty wasnt good enough use leaves till you make it better, I have.
+Truth Told You sure told the truth there. Thank God you are here CZcams comments are lacking in ignorant, xenophobic dipshits.
@@johnqpublic770 I think they're lacking in rational thinking and that the majority of people seem to be looking for comfort mammas instead of leaders of a nation. Xenophobia is irrational. Furthermore its funny hearing you talk about xenophobia your probly a pussycat thats never been to a real third world shithole, probly bever went a whole day without food. Im rational and I see what problems ILLEGAL ALIENS bring to us. Learn to wipe your own butt until your to old to wipe it yourself. Im not your daddy right?
@@shanedoe3462 Puert Rico is actually really great. A paradise. We should make it a state. Im not just white. Puerto Rico is 75% white. Look it up. I think Puerto Rico needs to face what it may take to become a state. Puerto Rico needs to get out of debt and become self sufficient. They need to help us help them a little. If they did that, I think anyone fighting Puerto Rican Statehood would not be able to make a case against them. Its funny how you throw out white nationalism. I am an American Nationalist and I'm not ashamed of our history. It seems like people dont get that every country in this world has had a vicious, sad and difficult past. Discipline and truth makes us civil men and we seem to hate them both these days. If you loose the scapegoat plans and comfort racism you have to face the truth of the labor requirements this world places on humanity to be spread equally.
@@shanedoe3462 Oh one more thing i never called Puerto Rico a shithole country. Its beautiful. Please reread that text.
Waiting for the alphabet to get to 'S' and we get Hurricane Stormy.
Deren Nickerson at this rate , it’ll be in no time .
You should do it right : "Stormy Mac blowy" would be a good name.
Hurricane Stephanie (Clifford) would be more accurate, and not so on the nose 😏
According to Donald Trump “The hurricane is Very big and very wet”
Words Melania has *never* spoken to Donald
I believe it was 'tremendously big and tremendously wet' but your conclusion stands of course.
Wasn't the bed in the Russian hotel also tremendously big and tremendously wet?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This thread makes CZcams worth it today :)
but Putin has many times, he knows how the POTUS thinks, therefore does the cheapest thing possible to get a win over U.S. all going on while all of U. S. watch. Vlad is singing his version of a Cream' s song; "I'm so Vlad, I'm so Vlad, I'm Glad I'm Glad, I'm Vlad"
Meanwhile he's pissing on U.S. telling U.S. its rainin and at least 30% are drink'in it.
I've come back in 2020 to remember what it was like to watch a show with a live audience
good to know I‘m not the only one
I’ve come back in 2021 to realize he was using the same excuse for the deaths from Covid 😱
"You'd think Trump would love braille, it's like reading through groping." 6:05 Haha So good.
"Braille is like reading through groping" 🤣🤣🤣
You don't see Cobert angry very often, but he was pissed about this.
He's just too nice a guy to be pissed all the time. But he is pretty pissed about this mistake of a president and rightfully so. Everyone's pissed about him right now.
Yeah, Colbert is a good man. I hate the world for putting him through this instead of letting him make more lighthearted jokes, he's aging too fast from the stress. I believe he feels his country in his bones and at the moment those bones are aching due to the illness in the country.
ali Servan, X Y, Germ Antibody Thanks you guys, you made my day. I didn´t know how to express this but you did it for me, I totally agree. I think the grey beard is his way of saying all this.
Trump feeds off of everything bad said about him. He is a vulture, and I hate to belittle vultures because they're important in the scheme of life.
This is the first Amendment at its finest. I don't think that the founding fathers could have imagined 'Late Night' political satire but I'm sure that, given a President like Trump, they are glad they wrote the first Amendment.
rpbsjy 25 AMEND.GET HIM OUT FOR INCOMPETENCE.LARGE NUMBER AMERICAN WORK ON IT.
The founding fathers are rolling over in their graves.
So is John Lennon and he wasn't even a U.S. Citizen....
rpbsjy ; satire' to stupid to be satire not funny' not cute' colbert does a good impression of a feminine gay guy though' lol.. he does that the best' 🤔.. 😒.. 😱.. maybe he is that' lol.. q cards' and laugh tracks and coaches' .. just' what's wrong with people when they like this type of crap' ?????
he says trump BAD laugh track Turmp STOOOOpid laugh track HAHHA were so much smart Laugh track.
You shouldn't have to raise money to help American citizens after s natural disaster, the government should be giving freely. Of course, Puerto Ricans are treated like second class citizens, so...
That tweet is appalling. Psychopathic
May the 3,000 spirits haunt Trump every night.
What a lovely sentiment.
@@jimmyjigz it really is though
would you have said this in 2014? when did your disgust for the man manifest? or is it just the things he's done in the last four years? or perhaps its things you have been encouraged to believe?
Yes, I utterly despised T in 2014. I have despised him since the 1980s.
@@jimmyjigz encouraged to believe? Every word out of his mouth & action he takes "encourages belief" in his utter depravity. Being haunted by the souls of Americans he didn't give shit enough about to prevent their deaths is a near-perfect example of poetic justice, whether you believe in ghosts, spirits etc. or not.
"A man whose eyes count as carry on bags." 😆😆🤣🤣 I'm DYING!!!
Stephen Colbert.. you gotta LOVE this guy. Every time I watch his show my day is made a whole lot better. How he always ROASTS Trump is the icing on the cake.
he thought those cheap paper towels was soaking up all the flood waters... He didn't give billions of dollars.. Help was actually blocked due to budget cuts.. where did money come in? From individuals..
He also stopped allies from helping to avoid pissing off U.S. shipping magnates.
Oh geez. I bet trump put donated money "he" raised into the trump foundation... to pay Guilliani.
That’s true. Hell, I should know, my family has a monthly pledge to helping them. The Tangerine Degenerate hasn’t done a damn thing.
Ironically, even a blind person could see through Trump. It beggars belief that so many Americans could not. What a vile, human being he is.
Blonde Ambition, Human? Huh, I think you mean orangutan
No it takes a stupid person to ignore Trump's amazing contributions. You deserve Biden.
*I LIKE PRESIDENTS WHO AREN'T PATHOLOGICAL LIARS & SHAMELESSLY CORRUPT!*
Yep any body regardless of political party will do. Get rid of the golfing moron.
Architect : We Can't, It's The "Law" !
tRUMP : I Never Studied The "Law" !
"It's like reading through groping.."
Donnie has never found a woman's 'raised bump' in his life.
He's not exactly a bump raiser
Touche.
All of this
Omg...that's pure gold! Bravo!!!
I almost lost my breakfast at that one. LOL
I live in Puerto Rico and it was terrible...
*hugs* :(
I'm really sorry, I hope you stay safe and that you and your family are okay and... just disregard what Trump says. :(
"I like puerto ricans that dont die" why do I feel like Trump actually said that??
@Brie Skinner Yeah, he definitely didn't say that. He doesn't like either. He saw them as burdens.
They should have installed the braille to say "trump is an a**hole".
Exactly he’s a fucking clown🤡
And 36% of Americans still think he's doing a good job.
To those 36% of Americans only matters that it is finally 'in' to treat minorities and the LGBT community like shit again!
As long as Trump let's them do that, they'll stick to him! SAD!
I think if you watch Fox or listen to Shawn Hennity, you would think the same.
@@dimat3164 If I only ever saw them
@@BlackEpyon irredeemable idiots that vote like their life depends on it.
+Maria Proger
Or their souls... As if their pastor/preacher told them to vote for him.
Even though I am from England, Stephen Colbert's laser sharp political comedy is so funny and is probably my favorite US show host right now, Trump deserves every bit of the roasting he gets from these guys
Colbert's a gem... i love your Rachel Parris
No he doesn’t. It’s libtards that need roasting.
I am in Australia and laughing as America goes down in a blaze of stupidity
@@jackroberts6046 MAGA wth are you talking about were joining Austrailia in the big hoorah thats been long coming.
George Constanza he sure is, as is Rachel.
Check out Nish Kumar, Newsjack, News Quiz, Punt & Dennis (Now Show)...a lot of good British satire on TV &radio right now
There was real anger in Stephen’s eyes over that tweet. It’s good to see that people with a moral compass still have a place in this world 👍
And to think that this person has access to and authority on the biggest military force on Earth. And nukes.
I can’t wait to Impeach.
Can't we, just this once, call it imorange or imtangerine?
Your image makes this funnier. I love to think there's a president so crazy even the Joker is like, "woah, can we dial this one down a bit? I want to watch the world burn but not because of a child with matches."
And get Pence?
25age
Sigh......for the love of God, when will you Americans toss Trump.
We are trying friend. Remember the popular vote!
We're working on it. Stay tuned #goMuellergo
Think about the worst dictators on the planet through history, the worst disgusting tyrants, and despicable abusive leaders all of them, had their supporters.
which reminds me of a quote.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
We’re trying! Gonna go register some people to vote now...
Never. He will die like Columbus. He will go down thinking he won and with a smile on his face as the rest of the world deals with the aftermath of his bullshit decisions.
Why? _Because there is no justice in this world other than what we make._
Holy shit, the writing on this segment is goldener than gold. Y'all scorched the damn earth with these burns!
"If you've seen Trump Tower, I'm pretty sure blind people decorated it." Savage! 6:54
Who the heck is waiting for 6 feet of water before they get out??
Family first 💯
Yeah I always wait, till I see bubbles over my head, to evacuate.
Trump supporters
People that are 6'1".
@@bahamut008 Basketball players who want to die with their hair dry?
You know Stephen is seething inside, coz he isn't smiling while delivering his lines and doing Trump's voice. You can almost see steam coming out of his ears. How low can Trump go? It's mind boggling that this guy was elected and still has support from his base. I'm Indian and even I'm incensed by a lot of the sh*t he says.
Sriram Rajagopalan You are absolutely correct - well said. The sad reality is so many people justify his behaviour, willingly. The comforting truth is, the majority of Americans and democratic World, despise his behaviour. Unfortunately, the US electoral system is not based on majority vote.
It is so crucial for those who have not voted, to get out there. No government is perfect but Trump is not even representing the Republican Party well, at this stage.
@@LightworkBeacon Not trying to put the US down. I'm completely aware of the raging social issues that my country faces. But, there's one aspect where India is better. Ours is not a 2 party system. So, it's almost impossible for a party to come to power, while garnering lesser votes than the others. It's still not ideal. But, it's the best we can have right now. Plus, while voting, we have an option called NOTA (None of the above), essentially meaning I don't have confidence in any of the candidates.
Sriram Rajagopalan Does it mean that a blank vote (NOTA) has a political value with the way the elected person runs his territory policies ?
True, glad I'm not the only one who notices how down Stephen seems.
@@chucku00 Not really. It just gives you the satisfaction of sending a message. But, it's still better than not voting. It's one way of showing your dissent as a voter. It is also one way to incentivise the voter to cast his vote (though in favour of no one) and reduces the chance of voting malpractice, where someone else casts your vote.
Trump makes Dan Quayle look like a genius.
The new normal ladies and gents. This is where we are now. Remember this isn’t how it’s supposed to be.
How did we end up in the shitty timeline?
the only constant is change. we are now growing and improving as a country and its no thanks to your opposition.
Yeah cos pipe bombing left leaners is a sure sign you're 'growing and improving'.
3000 dead in Puerto Rico. --> Trump: A tremendous unsung success!
3000 dead on 9/11. --> Trump: Yeah! Now I have the tallest building in downtown Manhattan!
What a sociopath!
Trump should go eat a bullet.
and this is coming from Kim Jong Fun guys... That says something
The thing is I'm not sure whether Trump actually said that about 9/11 or not, and that says something.
@@aidanyelsma7762 I'm kinda surprised he hasn't already 👉👱💥
@@Dr.CaveCurinas he definitely did say it, I just heard the interview recently, can't find the link now but I will give u my house if it's not true
Damn the jokes on tonight’s show were on fire 😂😂
Huh 45 likes 😂
mrseaweed1000
Lava !
Defense secretary and man who's eyes count as carry-on bags 😁😁😁
I actually thought that was a really great graphic by the weather channel to give some perspective and convince people to go before things get bad
And add blind people to those that tRump has insulted.
LeesaDeAndrea Exactly. 😒😡😡😡
At least they don’t have to see his nauseating face.
im actually surprised that they werent there already
Aren't most of his supporter blind in some metaphysical way. And I'm pretty sure those who are truly blind and support him didn't see it coming either.
I didn't see that!😆
Said it before and will say it again..... TAKE HIS DAMN PHONE OFF HIM AND SEND HIM TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER........ FOREVER.
Wow...just wow....
“Reading through groping”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😵😵😵😵☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡Lol
That tweet from Trump really was the last straw. Not only was it inaccurate, it was despicable. What an embarrassment to the human race that clown is.
The "last straw"wont really occur until he's hauled off to GITMO 🇺🇸
Then he'll finally be MAGA
c pavao he deserves worse than a peaceful death in his sleep. Imagine how many families he's destroyed and desperate
He deserves to be a lab rat for scientists to figure out a way to re-enable empathy in people who are so empathy-impaired. He deserves to be given the ability to truly feel remorse for hurting people, to feel the full "oh my god, what have I done?" of it all, to be able to understand why he should try to redeem himself, and to have the chance to do so.
I realise I'm probably being a lot kinder than most of you would be, but I'm a peace loving hippy raised on Star Trek: The Next Generation, who is appalled by how comparatively backwards our real society is, so that's _genuinely_ my version of being that angry at him. Though I _will_ admit to some genuine sadism being part of the motivation for wanting him to suddenly realise and feel _guilt_ for all the awfulness he's caused. Live Long and Prosper, mah CZcams homies 🖖
Was it? I... I've lost track of all the last straws.
That was the last straw for you ????!!!! 😕
After everything my family and people went through in after Hurricane Maria, his tweets started my day seriously angry. He and anyone who supports this are disgusting
I can totally understand. I come from an ex-Communist country but even our Communist presidents didn´t go as far as not acknowledge a natural disaster for a tragedy.
Coming in hot from early 2021, I have two things to say: I forgot he grew a beard, and this little tweet seems almost laughably trivial at this point
The “ worst tweet” is the one he hasn’t tweeted yet. We haven’t reached the lowest level of evil from Demented Donnie yet!
Something like "I don't acknowledge the Democrats winning the election. I won't give up the presidency! If you want the nuclear football, you'll have to pry it from my burning, irradiated hands!!!"
Why is Stephen Colbert the coolest middle aged guy ever
he is a mouth peace for a global company reading lines from a teleprompter.oh and he is beyond middle age....I cant talk I too am beyond middle aged.
Last one used to be jon stewart. .
@@intothelean2930 piece ffs get your slander right
@@intothelean2930 Lmfao wow, why are you even watching his show then? Gtfo if you don't like/understand his humour. Also, it's 'piece' not 'peace', you dumb PIECE of shit 🤣
As a blind guy, this makes me hate Trump a little more.
@Samrat Pradhan21 are you really that dumb, you know text-to-speech programs have existed for decades, right?
+wendighoul Scary part is, before I opened up the responses, I somehow knew that some vile stain of rancid vomit like Samrat Pradhan21 would have said exactly that already.
Dude.. we even have subreddits for blind users. Text has been pretty popular for a long time, and even those lacking vision can read. And yes, even I can see that giant orange glow from here. Your response is a bit uneducated. I learned to type in 1980, on both a standard QUERTY and 6-key Perkins Brailler. We have laptops for that now. It was heavy as fuck. No BS. Google it. It's made of IRON.
If u like bacon and bud vote Trump he'll drop the cost by 20%. Stop paving the goverment walls with marble and making nonsense jobs for people. Vote Republic poor people Dems just walk in circles like penguins and waste our tax dollars doing it.
@Samrat Pradhan21 +1 for apologizing when you made a mistake, it feels like not enough people do that here
Before clicking: How could it possibly be worse.
After watching: ....Right, forgot Trump is the champion of new lows.
"CABBAGE PATCH AMERICAN!!!" 🤣😂🤣😂
Damn the weather Channel is literally teaching people how to become waterbenders
Johnson Li That woman: “And people thought my meteorology degree was a joke. Fear my power now.”
Those graphics were better there than the movie.
Trump's sentence for treason should be to have to live in Puerto Rico, and face the residents every single day of the rest of his life.
...I honestly don't want him here. I understand civilian justice and everything, but still, can't he be sent to the moon or something?
I don't blame you, Broncoley Go... Maybe he can make the moon great again.. 'cause he dropped the ball with America for sure.
@@NewMessage Well, he does want his Space Force, right? Maybe he can be the first (and only) member?
Right a wall he was Military prison is no joke
New Message
Either that or Iran..or North Korea.
Gives a whole new meaning the term car surfing.
He thought it was the "the worst tweet"... 2 years ago... Oh you poor sweet child.
Damn. Those special effects are better than the Star Wars prequels!
That six foot water towered over her by about 3 feet !! She must be a homunculus !!
Amazing what 20 years of technological advancements can do to computer graphics...
Anything is better than the Star Wars prequels.
Eyes as carry-on bags.....hilarious.
Given the fact that the man is one of the few conduits between Trump and reality, I'd say he looks pretty good.
"Cabbage Patch American" holy crap that made me laugh! :D
I think you're going to need a sequel to this segment!
Stephen and his writers are on fire.
Love it.
Occam1000 they deserve an Emmy for their writing
When you think he can`t go ANY lower, Trump shows you that even the bottom has a basement.
Yep...Even lower is where he will end up!! You know - the place that never freezes over!!
You really think he’d stop at rock bottom? He brought his pick axe and he’s ready to dig. Which will make his journey to Hell a lot easier actually.
Kitebuggy and he does it literally everyday. Everyday you think ok it can't get any worse than that now and then everyday it does.
It's called the 'sub-basement' and Trump is spending more and more time there. He likes how cool and dark it is down there.
It’s strange to watch this now, considering the whole insurrection thing ...
Ok. Why not. Lets just add "The Blind" to the list of people Trump hates.
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."
- Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
Don't tell a lie on me, I won't tell the truth about you. - k dot
Lol "Dumbest quote I've ever read" President Trump is about to Denuclearize North Korea (therefore saving millions). Obama *did nothing* and is now trying to take credit for the economy 😆
Awesome!!! Ty!
Great quote.
@@cappy2282 So... How is the denuclearizarion going?😂😂😂
Colbert always keeps calm and collected in his monologues. In this one the anger and disgust were palpable.
Steve with all the zingers in this one 😅
When Stephen was reading out the tweet at the start I was like, "OMFG, I can't believe how good he looks with a beard."
Those graphics are great! Don't sleep on the animators. I appreciate them finally showing a visual to show the public. It's not just "9 feet" anymore. Great job! Everyone being affected on the east coast, be careful!
Exactly! It should look scary cause the reality is scary. People should listen to instruction from the experts.
'Moderate Dog' sounds like a canine superhero who fights corruption in Congress.
So let him sand alone what he want let him keep gate kepper
Blue dog’s cooler brother
Moderate dog sounds like a corporatist
I think that weather graphic is badass. LOL
Soon to be said throught the Nation "DUMP TRUMP"...
Reading thru groping 😂😂😂😂😂
Wow. I'm surprised. I really thought that no Trump tweet could ever shock me again but this is just... I don't even know. I have no words to describe Trump properly at this point. All the words are too weak. Deplorable, despicable, it's just not enough. And then the braille statement. There is negative empathy in this excuse for an orangutan.
He is literally delusional.
I just dont understand how he could still have any support after saying this shit specifically.
@@jenniferturek2917 his followers are just as delusional...
It's true cult of personality
We have a sociopath for president.
Trump: I'm not a bad person, it's everyone else that has too many morals.
No it is
My morals are so tremendously good that too you it looks like I'm being a douche
The blind decorators is genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏
Damn these are fun to watch even in way wat over at Finland. Thank you mr Colbert and team
Calling it now. He’s growing a beard to audition for Gandalf in the upcoming Lord of the Rings series on amazon.
B NS He would make a committed “young Gandalf”. Don’t know if he could pass for old.
@@finris1 there is no young Gandalf he was just created old.
I am wondering,would there be a time when the" Dot,dot,dot,dot" stops being funny .
Joke aside I wish you all the best from my country to you fellow friends from the U.S.A
Never
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Thanks for the sentiment.
Never......Also, when "debating" a follower of the parasite, I like to write, dot, dot, dot dot it sends them into a tailspin! They obviously watch Colbert 😁
didnt he retire the dot dot dot?
J Qarrillo Why would he. We like the duh duh duh
What is an ellipsis?
Was ist das Attorney General?! OMG! I lost it! LOL!
"Democrats pushed him infront of my car״ 😂😂
It gives me a breeze of joy when seeing that as time went by, the comment section is becoming more empty of Trump's fanbase's stupidities.
I also enjoy a good echo chamber.. dont we all ;)
@@jimmyjigz no...we just enjoy a stupid people free zone.
I have never seen comment sections like these Colbert videos get. They are void or rationality, yet chock full of venomous hatred.
That's absolutely adorable coming from a Trump supporter.
(well, they have their hands full writing to his staff in jail, they allow the inmates time on the computer these days- wonder if trump will continue his tweets when hes shackled to a desk)
This monologue was fire.
Stephen brings it every night
2016 trump at hilary "sucks to be you" 2021 america at trump, sucks to be you
2022 Biden at America "sucks to be you"
I thought that weather girl was water bending for a second! XD
I don't know what is more destructive, Hurricane Florence or Trump's newest tweet storm.
Respectfully, I don't want Trump harmed. I want him to end up behind bars where he belongs. That is justice.
Robbie Backpacking hopefully Trumps reign ends like Hitler’s did..😁😁
Even if someone wanted to make up a fictional character like Trump, he would be so horrible, so heinous, so despicable no one would believe it. Vote Democrat all the way.
It's like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons is our POTUS. ...smh
70% of Americans are Christian and believe in God just fine. So...
belias 360...so, what's your point? Maybe 70% of Americans are Christian and believe in God just fine, but I have never, not even once, saw Trump in a church.
"But, but, Obama wore a tan suit!"
He, (or anyone), can wear a suit of any colors and/or pattern, and he still wears it better than Trump wears his hear... 🙃
Oh, it gets worse than that. Obama took his jacket off and rolled up his sleeves in the oval office! Ok, so it was because he actually turned up and was hard at work with other people instead of ordering them about and then playing golf. But it was *disrespectful* and *un-American* ! Did you know he actually didn't wear an American Flag pin on his jacket once? The man's a communist!
It's so damn funny and so sad.
I knew years ago, when he was just a "businessman" that he met all the criteria for narcissistic personality disorder. I looked them up...was abosultely floored when he won. Could no one see this? I thank you Bill for saying the emperor has no clothes.
The Magic Gray Circle that keeps the water out is made out of the same indestructible material that always allows the plane Black Box to survive.
Must be Vibranium then!
its the same material trumps skin is made of thats how come all the bullshit he spays everywhere never seems to get on him
Or may be they used the same stuff Trump's skin is made of.....like really everything proof !!!! Including shame and general humanity .....
Same material used in maga hats, can repel water, facts and logic
@@MrPhantomFart alternative fact: maga hats make great toilet paper
Crushed marble with glue is also the recipe for Trump steaks.
Crushed marble with glue is inbetween cultured marble and slab marble. Its mid grade.
Nobody with vision wants to stay at Trump Tower either.
That Sunny Thunders is a highly effective employee.
Me, reading the title: That's... an incredibly low bar.
Me at 2:53 : Well, time to lower the bar again. Anybody know a mining crew with experience working in the Earth's mantle?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just be ready to go all the way to the core
This POTUS will not be looked upon kindly. It's a shit-show now, and the writers are just losing their minds! We are living history and its the worst.
Can you recommend another time in history that would be better than today?
@@jimmyjigz maybe like three years ago
juni0rRC xD yeah, like in 2016 before the Russians helped Trump win the White House..
@@jimmyjigz hopefully the future history of humankind.
juni0rRC xD - Yep. 2008.
Orange Spincter to the rescue! GO ORANGE SPINCTER GO! Save us from the evils of COVFEFE!
Please never say that again, ever ever *ever* . I do not want to be made aware of that particular area of his anatomy. No joke is worth the nightmares that visual will bring.
Searching for casualties is apparently a new concept to Trump.