I HOSTED THE WORST COOKING COMPETITION
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This thing is a hamburger. I wanted to make it as nasty as possible. So I hosted the worst cooking competition. So I built a whole kitchen, hit up 3 of my real life friends, WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH, to create the NASTIEST BURGER POSSIBLE. The rules were simple: Whatever monstrosity you create, your other friend will have to eat.
But there's a catch: They will be eating their own NASTY BURGER. On twitch. - Zábava
“Jordan, how do you feel?“
Jordan: 𝓘’𝓶 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 ☆彡
Jordan thinks and speaks 4th dimensionally. He's too intellect for us to comprehend.
𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓭𝓸𝓮
@@WhoTookSpecimen he's speaking enchantment table
that’s the type of positivity i need in my life
I mean he's not wrong 😳
"Im the better than that dog of stupids" - Ed Sheeran
They literal bruh moments
the fact they called him ed sheeran makes it better
New single release to be announced
The setup looks kinda suspicious
Time stamp?
I cant believe he got ed sheeran on the show
PLSS-
I can’t believe he got sponge Bob on the show
@@nothinlol3027 WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS "PLLSSSS" THING MEAN IM FUCKING SICK OF IT EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING THERE COMES A RANDOM PERSON AND SAYS "PPPLLLLLSSSS" FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN I KNOW PLS MEAN PLEASE BUT WHY DO YOU SAY PLLLSS RANDOMLY IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.
@@pedrohgt LMAO ok so if someone says like “PLSS-“or like “PLSS- 😭🤚🏻” it means that they r like laughing like the thing or comment is FUNNY LMFAO
@@nothinlol3027 oh o wow you saved my life. Bc i dont understand when sometimes i talk to someone and they start saying PLLLLSSS PLLLSSSS PLIIISSSSS
All of them laughing sounds like the drunk tios at the quinceañera
FR I CANT BREATH LMFAO
Fr 😭
NO BUT FR
yes
YESSS HAHA
Everyone in this video: *grown men with a facial hair*
Quackity: *_literally a baby_*
Ikr
Axel looks like his dad
@Reading this makes u gay lol that does'nt work here though xD
No he is not LITERALLY a baby
I used to think quackity was 14 if i didnt watch his youtube i still would think that
Why do quackity's friends look like actual adults when quackity himself is a child
That's how us mexicans look
@@cheezy7685 yes😔
Lol us Mexicans be growing mustaches at 12 so
@@cheezy7685 deadass! Like 13 year olds look like 24 year olds at times
Hes 19
Quackity: “What’s your name?”
Jordan: * in stress*
Ur pfp sauce
@@ashver759 yes, sauce.
Jordan: has Vietnam flashbacks
@@h3ll0myk1tty3 they were asking what anime its from 😭
@@beesedchurger oh lol. It’s from Kiki’s delivery service
Its funny how most of the minimal English they know is just curse words lol
when I teach my friends Spanish that’s usually the first and only thing they want to learn lmao
It’s because they’re friends with quackity
Exsactly
The fact their English is awful made this 100x better.
Wdym it’s perfect 🤬🤬
garlic
denis grosevas Engrish is funny anyway. (If you don’t know what that is it’s poorly translated English)
Inglés
This video is 200 times funnier if you speak Spanish
alternative title: little boy wearing a suit kidnaps three grown men and forces them to be part of his cooking show
LMAOOOO
YESSSS 😂
ok
BAHAHAHJSHAHSBSJAV😭😭😭
lol "little boy" so true 😂
“Wait I forgot to choose the bread” GOT ME DEAD
That ryhmes :o
Quackity screaming "CALLATE" while yeeting galletas Marías is such a big mexican energy and I love it.
*Ed:* a total sweetheart
*John:* kinda lost but he got the spirit
*Jordan:* _chaotically confused_
Chiara lmao photosynthesis mitochondria is the powerhome of the prison cell afk arena an rpg fighting noe lets go this rpg its easy to or comprtitivly quakitus napitus zyphalpoagus
@@LegitMacro ok bud Sheep Leaf Sea Slug
ShinyShilla askibeldoo didldoo apakyorosauros mindoartifinatigore
That's probably not their real names
y tho it’s not, he said their real names in a stream (don’t remember them all though)
Jordan is the type of dude to get perfect for doing the wrong assignment
LMAOO
Trueeee
and we love him for that
6.9k likes pog
IM DEAD 💀
Jordan trying to explain himself is me in math after not paying attention the whole class and being asked a question
“You wanna explain what your doing?”
“GARLEEEC!”
quackity switching to spanish sounds like an angry father yelling at his children
even though his friends look old enough to be his uncle
Timestamp plissuu
@@zora4187 there is one at 1:30
• Instant Karma • ty
@@zora4187 9:41 and 9:51
I love when quackity talk in English then his whole personality changes when he speaks Spanish. It kills me.
Lmao yeah
Same
in what way?
Yes
Apparently it's an actual psychological phenomenon. When you're multilingual you adopt different mannerisms for each language you speak
The dude who was cooking the actual non disgusting food must have been so confused when the first dude chose gummy bears
Pretty sure they can understand English pretty well. Bet my ass it's just a total goof on his part, and it worked.
as somenone who grew up in latin america, this is exactly how we treat our friends, i love it
love how Jordan literally ignored quackity every time he reminded him what he was supposed to do
3rd comment
@@shartballs2071 no
I love how spanish insults just hit different.
Agreed
Like saying stupid
Ikr 💀💀😂
Fr,it's so much more funnier and better lmfao
Wtf I wish my illustrations had this many likes lmao
10:34 the hair reveal 😍
I clicked the time stamp and got 2 ads💀
@@vuilnisbak LMAO
@@vuilnisbak lmao 😂
Chipotle. 😍
why is literally no one talking about how short the door they walk through in the begging is. more proof alex is 5 inches tall
quackity doesn't age physically, he will always look like a kid
Meliodas except power level is -5
@@George-iv1vs true
the yusane he’s so cute I would date him
Edit: what are you guys so mad for 🐒🐒
Stfu I didn’t ask stfu I didn’t ask
simp
Young Cartel Member kidnaps 3 innocent bystanders and forces them to make horrible burgers against their will.
LMAO IM- ITS THE YOUNG CARTEL MEMBER FOT ME
Plot twist this is a new CJNC torture method.
oikawas cumsock it’s the shut the fuck up for me
@@qexre6864 man you good?
Something happened?
oikawas cumsock i’m very good why’d you ask
As a mexican myself, I really enjoyed this
Quackitys laugh is the most contagious thing and you can't change my mind
Ed explaining how his parents left him as a child and then laughing, but pausing midway to frown, is how I feel 98% of the time.
His name isn’t actuall Ed Sheehan lol
@@bigsmokes2708 bro he ed sheeran shut up
@@bigsmokes2708 lol it is
@@bigsmokes2708 yes it is wtf
@@bigsmokes2708 it is Ed stfu
You can tell how much quackity's friends like staying hydrated when he brought out the bottle of water, they were all so excited.
I know right?! Such wholesome people!
Underrated
Watch someone comment it’s not water dumbass🤣
I was about to tell u that it wasn't water but then I used my brain and realised I'm fucking stupid.
Also didn't want to get wooooshed by 9 yr olds.
That’s some damn good water
Jordan trying to describe his burger is me in math class trying to comprehend complex algebra.
Nah that’s me trying to understand basic fucking math bro
Jordan is me trying to comprehend Calculus
The English of Quackity's friends is simply the cutest and funniest thing ever lmfao
"Whats your name?"
"Whats your name!?"
"WHATS YOUR NAME CABRON?!"
@@astasoniichan7324 I know, I'm mexican?
@@astasoniichan7324 see know your the dumbass
@@derekzbetter what'd he say
@@ae1103 They said "Cabron isn't a name, it means dumbass". but i know spanish lmao
@@astasoniichan7324 don't be a smart ass
"My parents left me as a kid"
**Chuckles in sadness**
And he’s doing it for his mother I hope she came back
This will forever remain my comfort video...I love how i can understand what they say...It's refreshing
this is the only video I come to when I'm sad :')
Same tho😩👆🏽
the most cursed part about this is not the terrible burgers, but the fact that he's eating burgers with a fork
Hearing them call each other STUPID is the funniest thing ever
estupeh
ESTUPEHD
Thats how we say i love you in Spanish. Pr at least i think because my mom always calles me stupid but never i love you
@@eimeeruiz7726 😔
Eimee Ruiz rip
why is this 13 year old friends with fully grown adults.
It's his dad's friends 😂
The Only Joke Here Is Me he’s 18
Jack Arnold 19*
@@jackarnold3222 Yes i am aware it was a joke
The Only Joke Here Is Me ok
coming back to this after john smith died in quackitys driving stream brings back memories😭 rip john smith/j
@Cyrodyl he didn’t really die. quackity made a joke that john died after he crashed his little bike thing
Quackity speaking English: Normal
Quackity speaking Spanish: 100% more aggressive
as someone who’s first language is spanish, i speak spanish as if every second i wanna kill someone
We're always like that
quackitys mexican?
xTokkyo yea
@@smolphrogboi2854 Same, it's just the vibe ya know?
*“My hamburger, his name is.... double hamburger”*
I can’t even communicate to you how much I lost it
SAME LMFAO
I was cryiiingng hahahahha
OMG SAME LMAOOO
when John is the only smart one-
when Ed is just ignoring everything that’s going on
When the Jordan is the one who got an F
16:54 NOT QUACKITY LOOKING HIS FRIEND UP AND DOWN LMFAO
quackity : puts subttitles
me an spanish speaker : aah yes inglish
@@organs8917 😐
Same
literal JJSJS
An
Sisoy JAJAKAKSKALSK
Guy: “I forgot the bread”
Quackity: *DIES*
Windows.exe has stopped working
IM CHOKIGN AJJDSSHHJFJDFSK
He was for real roflmao'ing
I'm hispanic and I can 100% confirm this is our sense of humour
@@RealGeorgeWashingtonFr
Dumb. Exe has started working
Ok this gotta be my favorite video on this channel, just the sheer chaos these 4 can produce is almost unbelievable
I love how quackity took his time to make spanish subtitles just so his friends can enjoy the video.
Ah yes, Latin America. Where everyone in their twenties already looks like they're about to have a middle life crisis.
That's because are lmao
Yo I had a bigass problem when I saw everyone in U.S.A in their 20s like they had freaking 14
fr why do latinos hit puberty so quick lmao
I've noticed white people take longer to age, as do east asian people and it's kinda wack
@@crowsoto9612 We need to grow faster because our countries are going to shit so we need to act quick.
@@benjamin_fwn lmaoo
tell me why all this friends look 26 and quackity looks like he’s 15
they kidnapped him
@@abigcoI he kidnapped them*
@@heerggh7816 now that's a plot twist
@@abigcoI they kidnapped themselves
poppity well Quackity is the type of guy that looks 13, 23, and 73 year788
9:46 mmmhhh yes , indeed, I eat this everyday... the perfect italian meal
This is probably my favorite video on this challenge. I always adored when Quackity was with friends, and seeing him hang out with his Mexican friends and be comfortable and speak Spanish with them was always something i loved to hear. I'm so glad the QSMP allowed him to reconnect with that part of his content 💓
I love hot the “bottle of water” is clearly a bottle of liquor
IKR I WAS TRYING TO FIND A COMMENT ABOUT THE “Water”
"family friendly"
@@indenturedLemon Yeahhh true true
the fact that they immediately started chanting "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS" after he won it made it a bajillion times funnier
that's obviously water what are you talking about
i just watched 18 minutes of people trying to speak english
No u didnt, u watched 17:44 minutes of people trying to speak english
@@magicalcrafter7415 I just got exposed😭😭😭
@@AAAAAaaaaaaa915 underrated
@@magicalcrafter7415 No he didn’t, he watched 17 minutes and 44 minutes of people trying to speak English, not 1744 minutes
@@lebronthegoat3670 17 minutes and 44 minutes
john smith
Randomly thought about this vid 2 years later and decided to rewatch it lol. I love this vid so much it’s so fucking funny and probably one of the best quackity vids ever
“Jordan how do you feel”
“ *im delicious, delicious, perfect, the perfect hamburger* “
LMFAOO he is right tho 👀👀👀
Phhhhhh ahaha
*yes men*
Same tho
Amen
Quackity: can you explain to the viewers what you're doing Jordan?
Jordan: garlic
So deep
The kid named garlic : 😳
*G A R L I C*
john smith supremacy
john smith our beloved
Quackity: bullies john
John: literally eats garbage
Jordean: prepares for hells kitchen
The other guy: created satans dinner
Perfect summary
Muy accurate👌
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear larhe
@@AxxLAfriku youre so bad at making copy and paste comments to the point where you didn't even spell OP's name correctly
Accuracy was so on point he hearted it
Child : "mom can we buy a burger for dinner?"
Mom : "but we already have burger at home"
Burger at home :
John's Home:
i would go there tho
I raised that boi
the burger at home is the jordan burger
"I have a lisp, cause of my retainer, but im too lazy to take it off."
felt that tbh
I love how Quackity drops on the floor when he laughs so hard🧍🏽♀️ AND NOW I SEE THAT HES NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THAT LAUGH BAHAHA I LOVE QUACKITY
i love how their minds blank when they have to do conversational english but take every opportunity to insult each other in english lmaooo
Ayyyyy
@@lunat.m1913 ayyyyyyyyy
Rap Monster Kim Namjoon Ayyyyyyyyyy
@@lunat.m1913 lot of army's here 💜💜💜💜
John : *whispering* how do you say caramel in english?
Quackity : uhhh , cajet
John : *pointing to burger* ÇÃGÊT
Timestamp?
@@kaitlynhoward950 8:16
@@Fawn_underscore thanks :)
@@kaitlynhoward950 ;)
@@Fawn_underscore just marry already 🙄
No thoughts, head empty, just quackity in a suit.
I feel so smart, I understood 2 words of Spanish. My Spanish teach shall be so proud that I understood meat and water. So proud.
"failed artist but most importantly, failed human."
I FELT THAT
@TrafficCone シ me too
me too man
I failed art school and went to the military, and became a moustache man
@@starrgaze_r same
@@starrgaze_r do you gona start a war?
Jordan: "I'm delicious, delicious, perfect, the perfect hamburger."
John: "you're no"
he fucking killed him dude
Why are there no replies
This killed me
i come back to this video every few months because its just so fucking funny
Ppl needing subtitles
Me who's speaks both english and spanish:ah yes
Alex: what's your name??
Jordan: *sweats nervously*
“WHATS UR NAME CABRON”
WHATA YOUR NAME *C A B R O N*
LMAO
It's so nice to hear Quackity say "NO MAAAAMEEEEES" latino energy is the best energy
SAME I STARTED BURSTING OUT LAUGHING THE WAY HE SAID IT
@@aaqilahvanderheede6504 i think it's 9:01
@@HPeachx how? It's clear that he's from México lol
@@notjustlaura6708 yeah I know but there's different accents in Mexico
@@HPeachx what's chilang?
Now I’m convinced that he lives in a cave
It looks nice tho
coming back here after the john smith stream for more john smith content
Same
this is so chaotic, oh god, im constantly on a high, my blood is flowing faster, JOHN FORGOT THE BREAD, my blood is boiling, I'm shaking, convulsing even, I can't sto-
Wtf💀
@@Sophia-pt8pu What do you mean? His comment and very clear and understandable
ikr and I love it
I seriously can't believe that John forgot the bread. Like, he was my favorite contestant and all, but c'mon dude...
Don’t edit ur comment
I feel like English speaking quackity is a whole different person than Spanish speaking quackity
When he was telling them to shut up in Spanish he sounds so different. Like an enraged older man.
@@christopherknight2373 bruh he was just playing up the part of the stereotypical angry mexican wife beater dude. He slightly mistranslated a lot of his curse words to make what he said sound more aggressive too, it was for sure just for the youtube
Dejen de decir mamadas jsjsja
JAJAJAJAJAJ
Jajajaja jaja
I love how john's melting burger is named quackity
9:50 dude the tone change when he switch language to scold the guys in the back 😭😭
Quackity: There's a prize... And it's this bottle of water.
His friends: A G U A
Racist
@@itsyaboifern6322 why? Porque
@@itsyaboifern6322 how they're literally speaking Spanish i-
@@itsyaboifern6322 you have a Roblox profile picture. I'm guessing you're too young and think everything is racist
@@orange3567 true
Quackity has one of the most American accents I’ve heard so it was weird to hear him speak perfect Spanish
Yeah
Yeah 😂
Ikr 😂
@@guyfieri4017 lol
he has an american accent on spanish its not so fluent in spanish
"I forgot to pick the bread"
I died when everyone started laughing and just straight up dying.
*What are they feeding you at home” was almost the cost of my death from laughing😭
Knowing spanish makes this 2x funnier.
Ong😂
IKR
I speak Portuguese but I can barely understand Spanish, because it's too similar
DEADASS
EXACTLY
Alex will always look like the child of every friend group
lol
cause he is the child
i kin with alex because i too look like the child of every friend group im in
He's the little brother that wanted to tag along.
Last normal quackity vid before he turned to the dark side.
I love it how Alex's friends look like whole ass men while he's just there 🧍
quackity looks like a fourteen-year-old and his friends seem married and with children
LOOOOOOOOOOL
666
@@montout6870 #666
Chesssee IS Güd who are you and who hired u 👰♂️
@@montout6870 ?
Quackity be like:
Posted from Afghanistan, Mexico
I'm so confused on that too
Resso _V1 how can u have 1k likes but only 2 comments
@@tychuen4800 ye, i don't even know myself
Yeah my confusion is off the charts
@@Crooked60 Same
mane
I love the fact that quackity has the loudest and most insane sounding laugh out of the 4 ppl in this vid
How to be a good person:
1. Help others
2. Be friendly
3. Stan Loona
4. Ignore number 3
@@RohitSarkate69 no
No
alternative title: 4 men feed eachother horrible hamburgers while yelling at each other in spanish
alternative alternative title: 3 men and 1 child feed eachother horrible hamburgers while yelling at each other in spanish
Johann Theiss alternative alternative alternative title: 3 man children one smaller man child feed each other disgusting cow patties while screaming at each other in a foreign language.
3 men kidnapped by alex purposely make the worst burgers and feed them to the others while screaming in another language
i was thinking like 3 Mexicans attempt to make an american dish while also being yelled at by the host
@@amsyd6301 you know the end of it kinda sounds like gordon ramsay lmao
As mexican, I can agree a 80% that my friends are like that, same chaotic energy and I love it
Pues así somos los mexicanos
España es un cachondeo, pero con mascarilla
Mexicano hasta el tope
Claro claro
Obvio
6:29 THE WAY JOHN SAID THAT 😂😂😂
6:30
This is genuinely one of the best videos of Quackity ever. It’s so funny.
Everyone looks like an absolute chad except for Quackity
Juice Box when he speaks spanish he sounds like a *Chad*
12 year old chad in a business suit
Yes
@@chocolatechipcookie7161 yes
Destruction: *100*
Imagine being friends with someone and probably not knowing that he has been banned from discord, roblox, twitch, twitter and club penguin and shutting down roblox crashing animal jam and also shutting down club penguin
quackity is a legend
he is the eater of worlds
Wait, he was banned from discord?
@@kairosewood4719 Yup, there's two videos on this from early 2019 I believe
And his main content used to be ToonTown
This was the last video of quackity being normal
Before he turned into UwU dream
13:00 HAPPY MEXICAN NOICES JAJAJAAJ NOO
Why does his friends look like his uncles
LMAO TRUEE
Latin America, you wouldn't understand
@@jimb.errrrrr lol
TheY are
Non-Latinos wouldn’t understand