😂😂 all them episodes of him coming in and identifying garbage antiques that no one gives a sh* about, just to finally be given the opportunity to possess an ICBM launch key 😂 funny
@@panzerkampfwagen9859 Of course he did. He's trying to trick the man out of the nuclear keys so he can scoop 'em for a low price. Absolutely dastardly scheme. I couldn't expect much more from a man with thermal nukes in his garage.
The expert : "Yeah this key is authentic 100 percent, I was with my Soviet pals when they showed these, really brings back the memories. Also, this is worth 10 times more than what the person wanted. See you, thanks for calling me"
For those who haven't watched this episode they weren't for ICBM but space craft, which is even cooler imo, and no, you can't make them in your garage because the metal used is super hard (titanium iirc)
Its quite interesting the russians were the only ones that had the technical knowledge, high grade titanium and people that were able to produce this at that time. Russia is still a very good place to get high grade titanium stuff made on the cheaper end. A work friend of mine has his bike frame made out if titanium in russia, it was made by some 70 year olds that used to work in titanium production in russia. And it was like 80% cheaper as all other possible manufacturers P.S.: Did those keys work by beeing the only ones beeing able to tolerate the torgue to turn them without breaking and that was the security feature ? I could remember that wrong though
@@Xandergotitttit’s a bitch to work with. High temperatures to forge and not fun to mill. Like is cousin metals magnesium and aluminum, the shavings are actually flammable
So? It’s not like the key hole scanned it to make sure it’s titanium. And it’s not like titanium is worth thousands in such small quantity. So it’s only worth is historical.
@@adamdevlin9207for a Second i thought u Said doomsday Cook and i was getting excited thinking It was a real comic book about a Guy that cooks stuff in the Apocalypse or something
@@The_radiodemon. It was even better. The giy said its not Nuclear lunch keys but something rarer. Satellite launch keys, which as he mentioned later were actually rarer
@@multronz5567 actually Rick said he would only buy it for 1.5k which horrible after the hat guy revealled what it really was... But the owner kept the keys and refused
He runs a business of course he will have educated people to look at items he is not educated on. How do you expect him to make money if he doesn’t know what he is buying? - real or fake etc.
@@Mustyyy47 I wasn't saying it's a bad thing, I'm sorry if you understood it that way. I completely agree with you but I just thought it was funny that he always had an expert for pretty much everything.
But he does. What keys were used isnt a secret. Mark is employed by one of the US major military museums as their historian and he is well respected among his peers.
"Let me call in my buddy who's always right down the road and for some reason knows everything about nuclear launch keys. He's an expert on this stuff"😂
Yeah you can make it in your garage but look at the precise indents and so on you wouldn’t know how to upon the lock without seeing the key but master locking a master lock is just hitting them together
The way mark laughed at the end makes me believe he has said thermal nukes and has been looking for the key for ages
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😂😂 all them episodes of him coming in and identifying garbage antiques that no one gives a sh* about, just to finally be given the opportunity to possess an ICBM launch key 😂 funny
dude i would like your comment but it’s at 420
He didnt, he said it isnt for nukes
@@panzerkampfwagen9859 Of course he did. He's trying to trick the man out of the nuclear keys so he can scoop 'em for a low price. Absolutely dastardly scheme. I couldn't expect much more from a man with thermal nukes in his garage.
“i had to call in my nuclear icbm key specialist to make sure this is authentic”
The fact he looks Jewish a all hell like bro boutta hit em with the "Seen a lot like it from when I was in Iran"
The expert : "Yeah this key is authentic 100 percent, I was with my Soviet pals when they showed these, really brings back the memories. Also, this is worth 10 times more than what the person wanted. See you, thanks for calling me"
@@alsodebelieverso yeah best I can do is $4,500
The Rick after hearing all that: Look, the best I can do is $15k 😏
@alsodebeliever why are these so accurate 😂
Spoiler Alert: They aren’t ICBM, they’re used to launch space satellites, plus the dude offered $1500 and the guy refused to sell it.
Yeah, the russians kind of melt down those keys, so they cant be used when the systems get dismantled.
I wanted to know what happened! Thank u
how the heck does this have less comments and likes than other comments? this literally explains what it is.
@@Tusk_Act4_TheStand only one way to fix that
The thing is it's made of titanium, so the baldie qouldn't have been able to make it in his garage
“Ha Ha! Time to enact my sacred art of bullshido” -Mark
"If you wont give me the 10k, ill use the keys myself"
*Soviet Anthem starts playing
It's our key, actually
He gave me an offer I couldn't refuse
Well you need to use both at the same time
You need like a 7 plus foot reach to pull that one off but go for it man.
“Best I could do is 2 cents”
@@FidWidyyou're right they would pay 4 cents
@@FidWidyyour ass did not say skul
What if hes on pc@@Roronoazoro49089
@@Roronoazoro49089nah it’s a weird glitch I think
@@FidWidy”💀”
Casually selling end of the world type bomb keys for 10k
"old" end of the world type bomb keys
We ending the world with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"So I called in my buddy Mark to authenticate them"
Mark: "HAHA"
That killed me
Mark:"finally. After all these years. We found them"
Had me dying 😂
Time to 3d print.
@@keiranaidensworldofwonder7326 "Real Nuclear Bomb vs 3D Printed Nuclear Bomb"
"3D wins"
Aint no way mark can identify real soviet nuke launch keys 💀
nah trust him. he knows a guy. totally worked with russian missiles. also totally American
"Haha"
They ended up actually being keys that launch space craft
@kzendo6542 I mean, ICBMs are technically space craft
Yooo im the 1k like
Bro had to have been a CIA spy in the 1960s if he got his hands on Soviet launch keys
Lockpicks : Bro give me 10 bucks, I'll unlock it 🗿
“Let me call my Russian ICBM key guy”
😂😂
"Yeah that's worth about millions possibly billions to the right people"
"10 bucks is the highest I can go man"
He knows a guy
@@Jab-lx1xf💀
He knows a guy for everything 😭
Yeah and it’s always some shit where Mark goes “Ah I’ve seen these before, I had a buddy who used to work on Nukes”
Bro Mark is like Skips from regular show
@@sidthemann25 or hes like muscle man "i know a guy who specialized in nukes bro, hes got grade A destructive power"
@@nickieBurkeyou know who else has grade A destructive power?
@@bwoccy who, perchance?
@@nickieBurkeyou can’t just say perchance
mark turned into a villager at the end 💀💀
Mark is the authenticator for every rare item
“most i could do is $20”
No kidding 💀
@@User39694that pfp threw me off for a second Jesus
@@BushWookie141what did you see at first ? 📸🤨
@@AverageTunaFish420 cmon you saw it too dont lie😂
For those who haven't watched this episode they weren't for ICBM but space craft, which is even cooler imo, and no, you can't make them in your garage because the metal used is super hard (titanium iirc)
The key that launches trash into orbit is not cooler than the key that causes Armageddon
Its quite interesting the russians were the only ones that had the technical knowledge, high grade titanium and people that were able to produce this at that time.
Russia is still a very good place to get high grade titanium stuff made on the cheaper end.
A work friend of mine has his bike frame made out if titanium in russia, it was made by some 70 year olds that used to work in titanium production in russia.
And it was like 80% cheaper as all other possible manufacturers
P.S.: Did those keys work by beeing the only ones beeing able to tolerate the torgue to turn them without breaking and that was the security feature ? I could remember that wrong though
I weld titanium daily, and I also have solid chunks of it lying around. Give me a few free hours after specs and I'm sure I can rep them.
Yeah u can make these. He's got a mill and a lathe. With the right tooling, you can cut titanium into whatever you want
@uhohstinky148 That's like saying shitting yourself in Walmart and bum scooching through every aisle is cooler than buying a well priced hotdog.
Bro u don't have the most deadly weapon. U got the keys to them😅
"Best i could is 50 cents. Take it or leave it."
for anyone wanting to know there made of Titanium! which is really hard metal to use to make things with at the time they were created!!!
I knew I remembered this episode!
titanium is a really hard metal??? 🤯 I never knew that
@@Xandergotitttit’s a bitch to work with. High temperatures to forge and not fun to mill. Like is cousin metals magnesium and aluminum, the shavings are actually flammable
So? It’s not like the key hole scanned it to make sure it’s titanium. And it’s not like titanium is worth thousands in such small quantity. So it’s only worth is historical.
@@Xandergotitttits the hardest
Mark really said : 3 emerald, that's the best we can do
That would actually be a ice offer
*villager noises*
:3
I thought that said “:3” lmao
Time to make a replica with the reference shots you gave so kindly lol
Bro in the end just turned into a Minecraft villager in a second 💀
"Ha ha"
"I can give you an emerald and a piece of bread for this one"
He is trading
Nah i think he is a wonder trader 😂
No. He just laughed. He didn’t turn into anything. Silly child.
The doomsday keys sounds like a comic book
doomsday clock
@@adamdevlin9207really good comic. Haven’t had time to finish it yet but from what I have read it is a very solid comic
Sounds like an MF DOOM song Operation Doomsday
@@adamdevlin9207for a Second i thought u Said doomsday Cook and i was getting excited thinking It was a real comic book about a Guy that cooks stuff in the Apocalypse or something
@@CasperTheRamKnightlmfao
The ''haha" at the end got me
Mark sounded like a Minecraft villager making a trade
"Lets see if it still works"
I was looking for this
That “haha” at the end of the short told me everything I needed to know.
It's real I would guess
@@The_radiodemon. It was even better. The giy said its not Nuclear lunch keys but something rarer. Satellite launch keys, which as he mentioned later were actually rarer
@@YwY-ct5yq Rick: Sooo... you still want those 10k?
@@multronz5567 actually Rick said he would only buy it for 1.5k which horrible after the hat guy revealled what it really was... But the owner kept the keys and refused
Good for him, Rick always was a fucking prick @@YwY-ct5yq
Somewhere in Russia, in a military base:
“What do you mean you SOLD THEM?!”
This a whole Fallout quest line 💀
I swear he has an expert for EVERYTHING
“I know a guy.”
He runs a business of course he will have educated people to look at items he is not educated on. How do you expect him to make money if he doesn’t know what he is buying? - real or fake etc.
@@Guitar-tank-girl do u know who else knows a guy?
@@KinitoanMY MOM
@@Mustyyy47 I wasn't saying it's a bad thing, I'm sorry if you understood it that way. I completely agree with you but I just thought it was funny that he always had an expert for pretty much everything.
AINT NO WAY BRO CASUALLY HAS THAT
It's not even a key for a nuke,CZcams the full clip lmaooo
@@awooga6600you're not laughing hysterically while typing that comment.
@@arthurramirez5665bro cant even type anymore
@@Chase_shorts can't even type without some random saying shit lol
@@arthurramirez5665 i was laughing hysterically because people genuinely think this is a key for a nuke
“Let me get my special 1998 Soviet ICBM key inspector down here”
"I'll give you a can of beans for it."
-this dude probably
“I’ll give you 25 bucks for them” that’s the whole show in that sentence
That's also most pawn shops in a single sentence
Mark looks like a video game character who like looks so goofy and would also know the most random stuff
He reminds me of big smoke
@@Andrei_Antonov hehehehaw
Lmaooo Chumlee pulling away when he opened up the case was so funny
"hahaa" the end got me 😂
Mark looks like the last guy that would know anything about these keys
But he does. What keys were used isnt a secret. Mark is employed by one of the US major military museums as their historian and he is well respected among his peers.
"I'll give you 62 cents.."
Fr
Buyer: “That’s just a key”
*Grabs it*
Seller: “This key is coated in 7 grams of invisible fentanyl”
"Let me call in my buddy who's always right down the road and for some reason knows everything about nuclear launch keys. He's an expert on this stuff"😂
Imagine selling the worlds most deadliest nuke only for 10 thousand dollars 💀
well, it's actually just one key. The boom it launches is probably more than just one. They should have tried if it works heeeheee
“Yea one sec, I’m gonna call my ICBM Launch Key guy to see if this is real” Bros got a guy for everything 😂😂
Because these guys are mostly entertainers.
@@edgeofreality1883and who cares
Mark sounded like a villager
Mark at the end sounding like a mincraft villager interested in a trade.
Mark turned into a happy Minecraft villager so it means it’s legit
“Best I can do is $57 and a pack of Jelly Beans.”
Or $57.50 in store credit
The dude at the end sounded like a minecraft villager after you trade them something
Mark is the type or guy to laugh, then say "best i can do is 5$"
"Haha 😊" he says as he recognizes the end of the world with a couple step
Alternative title.
“A normal episode of Pawn Stars but the video ends when a Villager sound effect is played”
💀
Mark turning into a villager when he first appears 💀
"i can make this key in my garage" sure buddy im pretty sure you can
Bro turned into a villager 😭
Bro literally sounds like a minecraft villager
Mark look like he finna send me on a quest to collect 3 troll skulls before his daughters wedding
Ain't no way they used goofy ahh roman age keys to lauch nukes.💀💀💀
Russia has been looking for those keys for years
Shut up communist
"Let me get my Russian ICBM Launch Key expert"
Selling the key to the end of the world for 10k is the equivalent of Mr krabs selling SpongeBob’s *soul* for 62 cents
"That's just a key!"
"Yeah! And it's made of Uranium!"
👁️👄👁️
Him:I’ll do $0.01 for both
I wouldn’t be surprised if the end of the world was in the hands of a bunch of pawn stars
Pawn stars is crazy💀😭🙏
@@GIANTHORSEMEATDINGDONGdude you do know that’s the name of the show right
The “HAHA” at the end scared me 😂
ngl the doomsday keys sounds hard af, could have that shit on a neckless
Yes let me call in my nuclear bomb key expert rq
I feel like a museum curator would happily buy them for more.
I have a buddy, Mark. He is Amish, but also a pro at nuclear weaponry.
Mark: AHAH!
Imagine just casually holding the end of the world in ur hands
Bro has a specialist for absolutely everything 😂
Him:Describes them as the end of the world
Also him: "how bout 10k?"
Thx for 100 likes never got that many😀
How about….one million dollars mwhahahaha
It is honestly terrifying because those keys are the final safety net against a nuke, truly terrifying tbh
Russians: get back here, you stole my key.
I was thinking of that one lockpick dude while watching the vid 💀
McNally or lpl
“We have a simple pos lock, this can by bypassed using a simple lock pick. I will now show you how to set off a nuke with a lock pick”
"Best thing I could give is a dollar, a nickleback cd and a single burger king breakfast item coupon."
You know your cooked when he calls out a jew to appraise it
Apparently, the Amish are the experts on nuclear ICBM launch keys😂😂😂
That laugh was the bomb
“Best I can do is 20 bucks”
I love how many times they’ve called in “their buddy mark” and he’s always been in the same clothes”
"Best I can do is a hundred"
They're actually used for spacecraft and the guy offered $1,500 which was refused.
Yo ima need those if i want to finish the cycle
Mark sounded like a villager after a good trade
We taking back the creek with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶
Yeah you can make it in your garage but look at the precise indents and so on you wouldn’t know how to upon the lock without seeing the key but master locking a master lock is just hitting them together
Bro has the power to go to Russia return the key and then earth's dead
You think they lost the keys and now they cant launch the bombs
@@BonsaiMitei😂😂
"'I called in my buddy mark to authenticate them'
'HaHa!'"
… So I called in my expert
🚶♂️
“Haha, these shits fake.”
🤣👌
-Alright but where is the icbm?
-I lost it
In the full episode, Mark revealed they're not nuke launch keys. They're actually space rocket launch keys.
The scariest thing he was thinking about during this whole thing was that Chum was holding one of the keys
Bro has a specialist for everything
Y'all remember when that man made like, a 3d printed version of his house key... yeah, I dont think they should've done so many close ups 😅
“I have a mill and lathe in the garage” what a legend 😂
Holy shit🤣. Bros got the tactical nuke
"those are the keys to end of the world as we know it"
Mark: Ha ha