[M4A] The Human Touch [Alien x Listener] [Shy] [Holding Hands]

An alien pops into the listener’s coffee shop, like one does, and discovers that physical contact is not taboo on earth!
The original script was written by u/logosomancer over on reddit
Character art: picrew.me/imag...
Sound effects obtained from zapsplat.com
If you'd like to support me monetarily: ko-fi.com/jupi...

[@JupiterVA]

To anyone not already aware, I will be gone for a week. I'm visiting my family and will be leaving for the airport soon. I've prepared three audios in advance that should be going up on the 31st, 3rd, and 6th, though they may be posted at a later time than usual. Two of these are written by myself. I hope you all enjoy them! I'll see you lovely people in a week!

[@vivienstrobl9006]

Kay! Have fun! :) and enjoy the flight c:

[@choneybunch103]

Take care and enjoy your visit!!❤

[@JupiterVA]

Thank you 😄

[@RaV3xen]

Take care n don't miss me to much

[@kenmasnintendou5451]

Enjoy your visit and take care :3

[@arat1869]

Who knew the reason we haven't meet aliens is because they act like 18th century Victorian women who just saw a man's ankle for the first time, haven't had contact because we haven't courted them yet

[@buggy8188]

I love him so much. He is the vocal (?) embodyment of "gasp! Premarital hand holding!" Wait until he finds out about the intimate act of cuddling

[@shunkaidoujetblackwings6215]

that is such a cute image omigosh-

[@infamous-drive6299]

ok now i want a part 2 where we cuddle him or even kiss him

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

@@infamous-drive6299 same lmao

[@FaithMidnight]

If holding hands is an overwhelming experience of touch, you're not ready for hugs and kisses.

[@helloiamherenow9636]

Yeah we're gonna have to wait a long time for that

[@theactualdexter135]

*More talking about physical touch and suddenly says he’s gonna have to sell the planet*
Me: “I mean I get it and all but damn it’s not that bad if you just aggressively spray some Lysol ok yourself right after m…”
“Think of what could happen behind closed doors-“
Me:” we don’t think about that around here.”

[@kenmasnintendou5451]

Him : I figured it would have had some sort of fancy name like ✨ *The grasp of deepest affinity~* ✨
Me : * pause and start laughing. Imagine we're try to explain what are we doing in the toilet ✋😭 it funnier in my head but *The disposal of the undigested food* ‼️😩✌🏻
I'm sorry I'm late Sir 🙇🏻‍♀️
Please take care and stay hydrated 👍🏻♥️

[@kenmasnintendou5451]

OUHHH and have a nice day everyone 🙇‍♀️♥️

[@coffeejxlly.5031]

even though I'm a anti-social freak-
*I'd become as social as I can for him, like can you blame me?*
also, have a great trip! Will be binging the rest of your videos until the next!

[@elphieofkiamoko]

I adore this character. I feel like I speak his language well xD But also his upbringing had me cackling, it reminded me of Invader Zim XD "I love you, cold, unfeeling robot arm!!"

[@-error-8758]

A few words come to my mind while watching this
1:This vedio is really good
2:i feel like this alien is gonna make me question everything in my life now

[@Void-is9iy]

He’s like a Germaphobic introvert. Doesn’t like to be touched and never goes outside.

[@creatureofmisery]

“Yes but coffee can either cause us to have to use the bathroom or give us the ability to proceed to fight a small army. Or not work at all.

[@FaithMidnight]

Poor Mr alien, your childhood sounds so sad. Never having been touched or held. I will tell you more about a normal human childhood on our date.

[@brostfuimastralprojecting6736]

NAH THIS WAS SO CUTE IT MADE MY HEART FLUTTER AWWWEEE

[@Kieluska_777]

Same broo

[@bunniblues]

he reminds me when wonder woman tries ice cream for the first time “you should be very proud!”

[@Magnutts]

Wait till he finds out we need touch to live :)

[@RaV3xen]

Hey everyone just to let u know I love u n have a great day
-speed demon

[@JupiterVA]

❤❤❤

[@RaV3xen]

@@JupiterVA 😄❤

[@marsx..]

yk what I just realized…
Mars! And Jupiter!
Wow :0
-Marcil !!

[@marsx..]

WHEN U SAID BEAN JUICE I LOST IT

[@TakashiDemonServant]

“No radioactive “
Me:” boi I will kick you into my state’s radioactive test site(no longer active)”

[@FootyfrogXD]

“To think what would happen behind closed doors”
Why did I think of people just touching each others faces with there hands

[@ellesandralady8596]

‘Hh Hand holding!!’ He must have been thinking

[@brooklynapeterson]

Literally me when it comes to physical contact XDDD i'm so touch starved 🥲

[@XxAlesandraxX]

Bro gave us all an existential crisis with these questions XD

[@mysterious_wolf9914]

Me with my dirty mind oh god

[@brooklynapeterson]

oh my god he scared me XDDD he gasped and I thought he burned himself

[@lotematu2812]

"the internet won´t elive this planet exists"

[@user-xr5xo7ec4q]

Came for fun came back with an alien 🧍‍♀️

[@choneybunch103]

AAAAAA

[@thesimpforgirlsss7732]

SO CUTEE 😵

[@justyna1769]

I will wait for u 🙈

[@ollietheferalenby4888]

1:37 timestamp for me of his reaction cus I find it funny

[@NCIA-93]

I wonder how he would react to a hug...

[@Goth_boi_kyaru]

He's going to freaking out for sure

[@myaursus247]

I think he'd explode

[@sunnyfields1845]

BEAN JUICE

[@ashlynseymour8030]

Please pt 2 ware he and Listener kiss 💚 and cuddle

[@JupiterVA]

This isn't my original script, so I'm not able to write a sequel myself. If the writer ever creates a sequel, then I will fill it!

[@ashlynseymour8030]

@@JupiterVA oh ok then

[@shoto_todoroki6481]

So is there a part 2 soon?

[@JupiterVA]

If the writer of this script creates a part two, then I will 100% fill it!

[@maliajeffrey9417]

I'd do have five 🖐️🖐️😶

[@frogqueen1159]

More. NOW

[@HmDucks]

jupiter ha I like venus more