For people new to Patreon, you can also set caps to how much you want to give monthly. If you want to give $5 a month max, or what have you, the option is there, regardless of the amount of videos uploaded. I just don't want people to be discouraged from contributing to the cause. Not that you can put a price on the video gold that these three entertainers deliver.
Neil Cicierega is the poster child for what good things can happen when you let your child drop out of school to sit in front of a computer and play with video editing software all day.
@@user-hz1id6oy9h Really? I thought his parents tried him at school to begin with from his TED Talk-ish speech he gave at some con, but I could be wrong. The more you know. Arigato, my Nipponese Hamtaro Compatriot.
The Guaranteed* sketches are going here on Neil's channel. We'll do them about once a month but the Patreon will charge by the video, not by the month. The Guaranteed* Video CZcams Channel will be host to the podcast and unlisted bonus features for Patrons. Basically, bonus content goes there, the movies go here.
There are news outlets and philanthropists on CZcams. People who vlog about important things and share how you can easily save a child's life or save the planet earth. But at the end of the day it don't mean shit, cuz Neil is still the only channel I might ever consider using Patreon for.
FUCK YES!!!! I have bee watching this channel for a decade, since 2007 when Ryan was making skits about The White Stripes on his channel. i can't wait for these new videos!! totally donating on patreon!!!
I'll never forget the treasure trove of videos on the vicious channel, I still quote them to this day. I'll donate when I can, but keep up the good work. I've always loved your style.
Ahhh! I owe you guys so much for the happiness your videos brought me, time to pay up! 💕 Hoping the best for you and looking forward to the new videos!
O_O You should make a $10 a video tier, and viewers will get access to live streams of your everyday activities, eating, sleeping, and coordinates of your whereabouts at all times of the day. If google gets to collect all that information, you might as well capitalize on it. However, I think I'll settle for the $2 tier, and see where that takes me.
Dang😅 Curse those coincidences, bringing my hopes up! It's probably for the best that you & Million dollar extreme aren't interracting with eachother, you guys seem like you wouldn't get along too well (No offense intended there - MDE are kinda a polarizing bunch).
+Genocidal Genie Million Dollar Extreme can be funny, when it isn't trying to essentially be the CZcams version of Mein Kampf (Sam Hyde is a white nationalist).
I'm not sure if that was a shoutout or insult. If it's a shoutout, oh well. I guess that's another comedy show I like run by white supremacists. I oughta get used to that.
Once again, that URL. www.patreon.com/Guaranteed
WHY DID YOU WAIT FOR THE DAY I QUIT MY JOB
Dot net?
Neil Cicierega just checked out the Patreon this morning, good chance I'll join! Funny stuff man :)
PSVR frank Hey, I love your stuff! Get ready for some PSVR usage in our next video.
For people new to Patreon, you can also set caps to how much you want to give monthly. If you want to give $5 a month max, or what have you, the option is there, regardless of the amount of videos uploaded. I just don't want people to be discouraged from contributing to the cause. Not that you can put a price on the video gold that these three entertainers deliver.
Neil Cicierega is the poster child for what good things can happen when you let your child drop out of school to sit in front of a computer and play with video editing software all day.
HDKAHSKH
he's homeschooled. he dropped out before he started
@@user-hz1id6oy9h Really? I thought his parents tried him at school to begin with from his TED Talk-ish speech he gave at some con, but I could be wrong. The more you know. Arigato, my Nipponese Hamtaro Compatriot.
@@user-hz1id6oy9h no, his parents took him out of school and started "homeschooling" (using that term loosely) him in like 4th grade
I can't directly donate, but if Neil broke into my house and stole all my stuff, I'd be cool with it.
I'm pretty sure that's the setup for 2015's "Aaron".
same
Same
Same
same
*"Nothing has changed"*
Understood, lord Neil
Seiko lmfao I just saw this and commented saying Lord Niel as well
What the crap kind of hive mind are we becoming???!!!
A very good one at that
@@dakotaaddison9059 Neil has created a cult whether he is endorsing a belief in it or not
I didn't know that Jesus was an embodiment of three people.
The Father, The Son, and Kevin James
@@goblintwo which one is the father and which the son
@@redmantis3336 simultaneously both Ryan and Neil quantum superpositioned in the same spot. It is screaming.
I keep poking with a shovel, but nothing seems to change!
These are my favorite adult children.
Love yourself
@@elijahdage5523 no
Our first Guaranteed* Video hits Tuesday, July 4th, for Patrons. Thursday, July 6th, for the rest of the world!
Kevin J. James also to be clear, are the sketches going up on a Guaranteed* Video CZcams channel, or on Neil's? if the former, what's the link?
DewMan001 Neil stated what is up in the video. he said he would still do solo stuff on this channel
The Guaranteed* sketches are going here on Neil's channel. We'll do them about once a month but the Patreon will charge by the video, not by the month.
The Guaranteed* Video CZcams Channel will be host to the podcast and unlisted bonus features for Patrons. Basically, bonus content goes there, the movies go here.
Cool. Along with whatever wackiness Neil cooks up on his own as Russell Bagley said.
Thank you lord Niel, I really needed to hear from you that nothing has changed
I have come from the future to correct your spelling.
Neil*
@@gavinknight2418 Fuck
Bustin makes me feel good
Owen C bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin
like a dragon fly
Be careful of the soup du jour, it changes every day.
I'm tired of the soup du jour!
I want to end this prophylactic tour.
I think I'm only a spud boy!
Yes! Internet sketch isn't dead. It ISN'T dead!
It just needs more MONEY!!
Putting Ryan in the middle makes sense. He's what happens if you average out Kevin and Neil
Animorphs
EXACTLY
"Million Dollar Productions". I see you
Not going with "Oops! Bad Movies" was a real wasted opportunity
I mean, they aren’t bad movies. I’d even say they’re amazing movies.
[SMASHES A WAD OF CASH THROUGH MY MONITOR]
That would be like a fanart a month and I am so ready™
Byona You're the best.
GOD, PLEASE GIVE US A PODCAST WITH YOU THREE. I WILL PAY WHATEVER YOU WANT
+glove DutyFreeProductions I KNOW RIGHT
That's literally the most exciting news here for me personally! I hope it's as shitty as they say!
good news!
Basically, the 90s will never die
I feel like just standing still at the end is so much more work than a still picture
Well, this sure was a video. What a guarantee!
There are news outlets and philanthropists on CZcams. People who vlog about important things and share how you can easily save a child's life or save the planet earth. But at the end of the day it don't mean shit, cuz Neil is still the only channel I might ever consider using Patreon for.
FUCK YES!!!! I have bee watching this channel for a decade, since 2007 when Ryan was making skits about The White Stripes on his channel. i can't wait for these new videos!! totally donating on patreon!!!
I can't believe Neil isn't using this channel for his own solo videos anymore. Everything has changed.
I'll never forget the treasure trove of videos on the vicious channel, I still quote them to this day. I'll donate when I can, but keep up the good work. I've always loved your style.
I would donate a limb for more Ryan Creepypasta
If there's anyone I've ever wanted to support, this is it
jesus i missed you guys and your crazy shit
Ahhh! I owe you guys so much for the happiness your videos brought me, time to pay up! 💕 Hoping the best for you and looking forward to the new videos!
love you guys and everything you make! I'll definitely become a patron and I can't even explain how excited I am at the prospect of a podcast.
Is this definitely a video?
It's GUARANTEED*!
No offense man, but from your profile picture you kinda look like the kevin in this video...you should probably change that shit yikes
sounds like a company that would partner with Lightning Fast VCR Repair
I just want more of Neil's spicy mixtapes tbh.
But this is cool too
this is the best news ive heard for a good while now. the boys are back in town
Could this be it? The triumphant return of comedy to the interwebz?
are you shitting me neil. i am so excited
I need the last 20 seconds looped with the full song repeating
nothing has changed? alright cool good to know i will still be overruled by the almighty Neil
'Gotta Puke Movies' sounds like a good name Sony could use right now.
Neil, Kevin, Ryan for President 2020
Neil I thought you were trapped inside a skull
Hell yes my guys, backing for sure.
I love your guys' channel. It's like a friendly MDE
Neil only hates SOME of the minorities.
Oh How I have missed you guys!
Cool. I Subscribed to the Guaranteed Video Channel and stuff. I'm sure that 300$ stretch goal will be reached by the end of the day.
You guys are some of my favorite on CZcams. Heck yes I'll Patreon you
Keep making those wacky zappy, guys!
glad to see the gang's back in action
I sure do hope that this is a video.
Hell yeah
Am I the only one who thought the end-bit was a still until they started wobbling?
I always pictured Neel Cienega being a buff dude.
go back to the days when Neil had longer hair
I'd say yeah, but he also wore fedoras in that period.
Kevin kinda looks like the new far cry villain flag and all.
Kevin and Ryan are back!!!
That ending felt very Devoriffic
God I'll give you my Soul
Supported! $5!
welp, I know what video is getting the oscar for best score next year.
Ah, goddamnit. I wish I wasn't broke. Maybe I'll contribute in a few months time. Sounds cool though.
Yo Neil, we know you're reading these comments, so if you could release Mouth Moods on vinyl, we would all buy that.
It's the holy trinity
O_O You should make a $10 a video tier, and viewers will get access to live streams of your everyday activities, eating, sleeping, and coordinates of your whereabouts at all times of the day. If google gets to collect all that information, you might as well capitalize on it. However, I think I'll settle for the $2 tier, and see where that takes me.
Neil has the mannerisms of Gary Johnson.
RE-UPLOAD WITH THE RIGHT FLAG
1:29 Neil has the best deadpan in the biz.
I'm a big fan of both you guys and Million Dollar Extreme - was that a shoutout to them amongst the rejected brand names? If so, that's amazing!
No
Dang😅
Curse those coincidences, bringing my hopes up!
It's probably for the best that you & Million dollar extreme aren't interracting with eachother, you guys seem like you wouldn't get along too well (No offense intended there - MDE are kinda a polarizing bunch).
+Genocidal Genie Million Dollar Extreme can be funny, when it isn't trying to essentially be the CZcams version of Mein Kampf (Sam Hyde is a white nationalist).
Vatsala काली Jhaveri They've got some offensive humour but I wouldn't quite go that far
Guaranteed* Nothing Has Changed.
I like Kingston House of Video. Sounds local.
Guys, we need to raise $50,000 to get Ryan to enroll into a clown college! They Guarantee* that they'll do it!
hyped!
Song from 0:29 to 0:47 is delightful. Is there a full version?
In six years, when I'm done with my education and have a steady job, l guarantee* I'll be sending you money monthly!
Wow he's alive!
NOTHING HAS CHANGED
MILLION DOLLAR production on the list of names ;)
I'm not sure if that was a shoutout or insult. If it's a shoutout, oh well. I guess that's another comedy show I like run by white supremacists. I oughta get used to that.
They're so old now. Oh no... I'm so old now!
Will we still see long form videos occasionally? The McDonald's card collector is one of my favorite things ever.
Will there be enough left over money to buy Ryan a razor for... just... all that hair...
I'm still in!
yayers i hope you get all the funding you need you are all awesome
Is that a Homestar reference I detect?
YAAAY! NOT ALL MY DREAMS ARE DEAD
Hey, 'member New Kids on the Rock?? That was a classic. Whatever happened to Hollywood east??
Kevin Glass We made a new New Kids on the Rock episode in 2016, Computer Fighters! Definitely the best of the series.
I pledge to you my best wishes!
I know it's trite, but, take my money.
tell that guy to do more viscous516
Looks like I'm getting back on Patreon!
Ah yeah, going back to the roots i see.
I'll ask my mom for some money so you guys better wait.
This is great!
waiting for the bustin remake where it's all girls
Only if I can get physical VHS releases.
Screams
PLEASE bring Potter Puppet Pals back!!!!
I wonder what happened
You didnt feed the patreon monster and mommy capitalism
Fortnite.
The Holy Trinity has a Patreon now?
"you"
Beautiful
fantastic
Fuck yeah!
Do you accept blood sacrifices