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  • čas přidán 19. 09. 2019
  • Mark Normand is back on The Tonight Show with jokes about the Jedi Mind Trick of marriage and what poor people and gay people have in common.
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  • @dontedoestuff
    @dontedoestuff Před 4 lety +2497

    He’s been telling everybody he’s Kevin Hart for the past 3 years

    • @TheSeta012
      @TheSeta012 Před 4 lety +13

      Same thing noticed over here

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 4 lety +42

      Bet he keeps saying it even after he gets to Kevin Hart’s level 🤷🏽‍♂️ It won’t be long

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 4 lety +24

      @Ryan Shah for sure, all I mean is Mark Normand will be headlining in arenas in the next 5

    • @deangulberry1876
      @deangulberry1876 Před 4 lety +11

      Comedy!

    • @Colin-kh6kp
      @Colin-kh6kp Před 4 lety +10

      You sayin he’s a liar?

  • @KilimitiFrriuuu
    @KilimitiFrriuuu Před 4 lety +2567

    Netflix really needs to give this guy a special.

    • @Flippokid
      @Flippokid Před 4 lety +41

      He has two.

    • @earlyandoften
      @earlyandoften Před 4 lety +24

      Never gonna happen, he isn’t middle-eastern or famous enough unfortunately

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Flippokid this comment is as subtle as Mark's Humor. he would approve! for everyone else...
      r/woosh

    • @dancolwell6287
      @dancolwell6287 Před 4 lety +5

      N7Mith he has zero Netflix specials

    • @richarddweckcomedy
      @richarddweckcomedy Před 4 lety +3

      KilimitiFrriuuu he has two albums coming out with a third soon check em out on Spotify . He also has a Comedy Central special .

  • @marval9119
    @marval9119 Před 4 lety +1310

    I still don't understand how this guy doesn't have more recognition!

    • @applejuice5635
      @applejuice5635 Před 4 lety +13

      He was just on Rogan's podcast. That's going to give him a solid boost.

    • @marval9119
      @marval9119 Před 4 lety +5

      @@applejuice5635 I guess you wanted to say Rogan. I hope so, he is really funny. Or at least funnier than many others who are more famous than him.

    • @kirko0176
      @kirko0176 Před 4 lety +1

      Cuz he's white.

    • @acronis536
      @acronis536 Před 4 lety +23

      because he's presenting himself as kevin hart :D

    • @rotimi22
      @rotimi22 Před 4 lety +4

      I like the guy. He's entertaining but I don't find him to be that funny.

  • @danieltrankina1520
    @danieltrankina1520 Před 4 lety +365

    He's STILL saying the Kevin Heart thing??! hahaha thats hilarious

  • @chrisf247
    @chrisf247 Před 4 lety +783

    I think Mark's act goes really well with a suit, there's something old-school about him that just makes it work.

  • @Ch0sen33
    @Ch0sen33 Před 4 lety +87

    "I'm at 2% I might have to actually feel something." How real is that!

  • @theguardian3431
    @theguardian3431 Před 4 lety +75

    Underappreciated joke in this set:
    That's one hot piece of bass.

    • @boborrahood
      @boborrahood Před rokem

      Yes, and right after he says "I think that flounder was into me."

  • @geekyambi8774
    @geekyambi8774 Před 4 lety +1173

    he just said 'I'm Kevin Hart'!

    • @ekhuewes
      @ekhuewes Před 4 lety +248

      he's been saying that for 7 years

    • @sweetnighthoneynight
      @sweetnighthoneynight Před 4 lety +103

      AMB He does that every time haha! He says, it’s because he likes the idea of people saying that they just saw Kevin Hart and that he’s dorky white, lol.

    • @sarmedozil4060
      @sarmedozil4060 Před 4 lety +32

      He always finishes with this sentence lol

    • @nimaetminai
      @nimaetminai Před 4 lety +38

      If you listen to/watch him on the JRE podcast, this set becomes much funnier. Especially because he went on the podcast right after this. Wearing the same outfit too!!
      I became a fan of his and im not even done with the podcast!

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 Před 4 lety +13

      It's a joke. He's a comedian.

  • @AraVids
    @AraVids Před 4 lety +973

    Dude needs his big break already. He’s better than so many big names smh

    • @FartMustard
      @FartMustard Před 4 lety +8

      There's a bunch of them that are killing it rn. Tim Dillon, Dan soder, Joe list, lots more that I'm too tired to remember

    • @alexpaul7573
      @alexpaul7573 Před 4 lety +14

      It’s probably because he tells everyone he’s Kevin Hart lol no one knows his real name

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 Před 4 lety +7

      This IS his big break. He’s a working stand up.

    • @jamesbunda806
      @jamesbunda806 Před 4 lety

      Xplora213 he’s next up for sure

    • @ElfisPerezLee
      @ElfisPerezLee Před rokem

      Literally the best

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 Před 4 lety +18

    “That’s one hot piece a bass.” First class aquarium joke.

  • @TheHIGHSTREET
    @TheHIGHSTREET Před 4 lety +5

    I love how clean he is on TV and then on podcasts he fucking kills with dark humor

  • @robreid2652
    @robreid2652 Před 4 lety +293

    “I’m Kevin hart, thank you” haha what a nut.

  • @victorsoldano1550
    @victorsoldano1550 Před 4 lety +356

    It's weird to see mark at 50% of his full power.

    • @MD-jf1ml
      @MD-jf1ml Před 4 lety +8

      Was thinking exact same thing

    • @pressrepeat2000
      @pressrepeat2000 Před 4 lety +27

      Yeah this was a terrible set... actually an ok set but normally he’s 100% better. Even some of these same jokes were delivered better before...

    • @michaelmilano3457
      @michaelmilano3457 Před 2 lety +9

      The Tonight Show probably made him water things down a bit. You could kinda tell he wasn’t really into it. Maybe nervous too. Idk. But I agree this definitely was not the Normand we all know and love

    • @BlumsVoyage
      @BlumsVoyage Před rokem

      You couldn’t have put it any better!! lol it’s like watching Goku fight at SS3 when you know he’s capable of Ultra-instinct.

  • @mydogiscrazy13
    @mydogiscrazy13 Před 4 lety +3

    He’s soooooo cuuuuuuute

  • @awungshiawungshi9245
    @awungshiawungshi9245 Před 4 lety +31

    Mark Normand doesn't need Netflix.
    Netflix needs Mark Normand.

  • @jeffreyblumenthal3057
    @jeffreyblumenthal3057 Před 3 lety +40

    Normand is a material machine -- I've watched tons of his videos here and it's like 85% new material in each one. That's amazing for stand-up.

  • @MaySaysSo
    @MaySaysSo Před 4 lety +41

    I just spent 20 minutes searching for this guy without a name because ALL I COULD REMEMBER WAS HIM SAYING "THANKS A LOT I'M KEVIN HART!"

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Před 4 lety +258

    Fallon is shot in New York . Two days later he is In LA with Rogan his wearing the same outfit. This guy parties hard

    • @ShrimpDaddys
      @ShrimpDaddys Před 4 lety

      Or Maybe....He Can Time Travel🤔🤔

    • @natedavies954
      @natedavies954 Před 4 lety +25

      I know a lot of comics that either have one good suit, or they buy the same outfit every time.
      Which is smart.
      You spend zero time deciding what to wear and more time writing jokes.

    • @mohamedray-zack6959
      @mohamedray-zack6959 Před 4 lety +11

      He actually went on Rogan's podcast the next day.

    • @blakebeverly5563
      @blakebeverly5563 Před 4 lety +10

      Nate Davies A lot of them wear the same thing for when they do multiple shows at the same venue. If filmed, when they edit multiple nights together it looks like it’s the same show. If you look closely the audience/front row will be different from shot to shot.

    • @ericharary
      @ericharary Před 4 lety +1

      AK 4o He’s cheap & probably owns only 1 suit

  • @jvmtube
    @jvmtube Před 4 lety +411

    Love Mark's comedy. Check out his podcast 'Tuesdays with Stories', folks. It's lunch!

    • @robreid2652
      @robreid2652 Před 4 lety +4

      I will def check that out. Not sure how I missed that. He’s gonna be on JRE today too.

    • @Scoobay
      @Scoobay Před 4 lety

      Rob Reid it’s today? Where does it say that? I know he’s been scheduled.

    • @robreid2652
      @robreid2652 Před 4 lety

      Scoobay he posted it on Facebook

    • @robreid2652
      @robreid2652 Před 4 lety

      Scoobay mark posted it on Facebook I meant

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen Před 4 lety +8

      tuesgays unite

  • @hudsonreynolds4349
    @hudsonreynolds4349 Před 3 lety +2

    Mark checking his watch at the end is so quintessentially Mark Normand, I love it

  • @Twinblady
    @Twinblady Před 4 lety +83

    Normand and List are brilliant. Give their podcast Tuesdays with stories a try.

  • @adamkeyes5406
    @adamkeyes5406 Před 4 lety +159

    Each set is better and better Mark! KEEP. IT. UP. Can't wait to see you opening for Seinfeld.

    • @JoshBurcham104
      @JoshBurcham104 Před 4 lety +5

      If he ever gets a text back from the guy

    • @brunomillalaf8553
      @brunomillalaf8553 Před 4 lety +4

      Opening? Lol he needs his own Netflix special

    • @blzt3206
      @blzt3206 Před 4 lety +3

      Bruno Millalaf opening for Seinfeld would be an honor for any comedian

  • @jamesbunda806
    @jamesbunda806 Před 4 lety +5

    I loved his bit about cellphones. Social commentary at its finest

  • @RamonLovesRockandPie
    @RamonLovesRockandPie Před 3 lety +1

    "Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart. Thank you." lol xD

  • @thezzach
    @thezzach Před 4 lety +15

    Mark’s Jedi marriage joke was one of the best and truest jokes I’ve ever heard. Love this guy!

  • @coyotebloodbuynak
    @coyotebloodbuynak Před 4 lety +30

    whoa! so proud. like a drunk stepdad. great set, Mark.

  • @PULMANaryArchery
    @PULMANaryArchery Před 4 lety +73

    This guy is incredible! Glad he’s doing so well after the car crash

    • @djrychlak4443
      @djrychlak4443 Před 2 lety +3

      Crash? What's the deal with that? You drive a car to get somewhere and you crash? What is going on here? Who are these people? Am I right?

    • @OZbibaO
      @OZbibaO Před rokem +1

      @@djrychlak4443 ?

  • @JahSun711
    @JahSun711 Před 4 lety +6

    Super super good joke writer. He mentioned how nervous he was during this set. The beauty of good jokes is that it still crushed!

  • @J...B...
    @J...B... Před 4 lety +267

    You gotta hear about his big black trans Nanny Enis...

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 Před 4 lety +25

    I'm Kevin Hart. Thank You. LOL

  • @aminsayyad6097
    @aminsayyad6097 Před 3 lety +2

    The way he says "yeah" after every punchline 😂

  • @krishm16
    @krishm16 Před 2 lety +2

    The wit is on point

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 Před 4 lety +12

    Aquarium jokes really show how good he can relate things. He seems to be a guy that really trains on his speech for being too fast on talking. I think its funny the idea that he isnt that natural on his performances. He indeed seems to be introvert. Glad he make it to comedy pretty well. I feel just like the same.

    • @jasonpack5105
      @jasonpack5105 Před 4 lety +1

      Hugo Rezende he talks about this a lot on his podcast or when he was on JRE for the first time they go deep into their performances

    • @lomarsweed6604
      @lomarsweed6604 Před 3 lety +1

      Aquarium*

  • @richardlopez4318
    @richardlopez4318 Před 3 lety +2

    This guy is the living embodiment of Quagmire from Family Guy lol.

    • @c.nova8818
      @c.nova8818 Před 3 lety

      Not even close... worst comparison ever..

  • @pietropes1322
    @pietropes1322 Před 4 lety +2

    One of the best around

  • @raphythemighty2613
    @raphythemighty2613 Před 4 lety +5

    Mark pulled up wit a killer 5 min bit. Comedians who have been at it for 20+ years would have a hard time coming up wit a set as tight and funny as this one was. Dudes got real talent

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Před 4 lety +183

    so happy for him, he's great and he's on tour! check him out, people! Also, Netflix, show up already!

    • @cesarginer98
      @cesarginer98 Před 4 lety

      Netflix?

    • @richarddweckcomedy
      @richarddweckcomedy Před 4 lety +1

      zizinnnn he has two albums and he’s coming out with a third soon, he has a Comedy Central special too

  • @thetoadbeanspodcast3291
    @thetoadbeanspodcast3291 Před 4 lety +6

    That’s lunch! Mark is the greatest. A mixture of old school delivery, modern topics, and top notch joke writing. Tuesgays!!

  • @teem2395
    @teem2395 Před 3 lety +4

    Gold. His podcast Tuesdays With Stories is so addictive.

  • @anthonycruz9238
    @anthonycruz9238 Před 4 lety +1

    Fuckin love this dude. He's hilarious. His comedy is like a valet who lost your keys.

  • @justinbehrenshausen1653
    @justinbehrenshausen1653 Před 4 lety +2

    That’s one hot piece of bass

  • @michaelmalcolm2100
    @michaelmalcolm2100 Před 4 lety +1

    Go Mark go Mark GO!

  • @holyscythe
    @holyscythe Před rokem +3

    Jimmy not calling him Kevin Hart at the end just shows what kind of person he is.

  • @cesg7749
    @cesg7749 Před 4 lety +6

    This guy needs a Netflix special. He is so good

  • @s.l.1113
    @s.l.1113 Před 4 lety +5

    “Thanks a lot I’m Kevin Hart” 5:10 LMAOOOOOOO

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh Před 4 lety +3

    Gosh i love how he delivers

  • @Bee-dg5sk
    @Bee-dg5sk Před 4 lety +4

    Love the suit! And such a great comedian👏👏👏

  • @Cananalope
    @Cananalope Před 4 lety +3

    Mark Normand is gold!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +168

    Here's a guy who needs his own show.

    • @christeuma
      @christeuma Před 4 lety +1

      I read that in your voice.

    • @shawnpineda1586
      @shawnpineda1586 Před 4 lety +5

      He has 100s of hours of podcast and is actually funny. He will be canceled in a day.

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo Před 4 lety +1

      Here was raised by the black transvestite that wore heals and was named Ebon. His life was a show.

    • @earlyandoften
      @earlyandoften Před 4 lety +2

      He and his podcast partner have written and pitched several shows over the years. Won’t get made because they aren’t diverse enough. So ready for this insanity to cleanse itself from the comedy world, bring back funny!

    • @DLKCOMEDY88
      @DLKCOMEDY88 Před 4 lety

      @@earlyandoften do you know what the shows were about?

  • @Minismitty
    @Minismitty Před 4 lety +9

    Look at our boy Mark! That’s lunch!

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA Před 4 lety +2

    This guy's the best- along with Jim Gaffigan. And so scrumptiously adorable! Thanks man!

  • @duhdondaddadonaldson1691
    @duhdondaddadonaldson1691 Před 4 lety +1

    Mark just kills period he kills so hard I have to spell out period

  • @nshivaguru7743
    @nshivaguru7743 Před 3 lety +1

    His comparisons are craaazy good!

  • @antwaanrandallel2856
    @antwaanrandallel2856 Před 4 lety +5

    Mark's lunch baby. Listen to Tuesday's with Stories, listen to both his specials, and watch his set at the apartment as well as both of his This is not Happenings. Dude is an absolute killer.

  • @TejanoTigre
    @TejanoTigre Před 4 lety +2

    Master of Analogies

  • @MichaelStanley93
    @MichaelStanley93 Před 4 lety +38

    the only reason I'm subscribed to Jimmy is so I don't miss things like this.

  • @TYGR3T
    @TYGR3T Před 3 lety +5

    “I feel like gay people and poor people have a lot in common - Women just want to be our friends.” So fucking true.

  • @aldo_3d
    @aldo_3d Před 4 lety +5

    “Thx a lot I’m Kevin hart” lol

  • @Ortex313
    @Ortex313 Před 2 lety +1

    Mark’s brain is incredible! His jokes come across as clever one liners but they are subtly telling about the human experience.

  • @dntinpalevo
    @dntinpalevo Před 3 lety +1

    This dude is brilliant!
    My favourite outro was him saying "I'm gay, praise Allah, I'm Kevin Hart"

  • @owenmcmahon1884
    @owenmcmahon1884 Před 4 lety +28

    Mark just keeps getting better! Check out the rest of his stuff and his pod Tuesdays With Stories with the also hilarious Joe List

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 Před 4 lety +1

    MOLLY I'M DEAD LOL

  • @hooperfam6135
    @hooperfam6135 Před 4 lety +1

    "That's one hot piece of bass" 🤣🤣

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 Před 4 lety +19

    Give this man a Netflix special, his own show and gas for his moped. #toosmalltocancel

  • @Bama25C
    @Bama25C Před 4 lety +1

    Some of the best points I've ever seen so well delivered. Great 👍👍👍👍

  • @captaincairoPT
    @captaincairoPT Před 4 lety +1

    5:11 "Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Heart" haha

  • @jeffwilson3363
    @jeffwilson3363 Před 4 lety +2

    THE BEST stand up doing it today folks...Mark is great!

  • @FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass

    the kevin hart quip at the end got me 😂😂😂

  • @mayur1397
    @mayur1397 Před 4 lety +7

    Give that guy's Adam's apple a netflix special🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn Před 4 lety +1

    the best up and coming standup in the game. nicest guy too, no weird rumours or scandals, hes great

  • @FreddieElsom
    @FreddieElsom Před 4 lety +4

    Killed it! Get him on as a guest!

  • @investigate3_11
    @investigate3_11 Před 4 lety +1

    Finally some new Mark Normand stuff.

  • @zedisdeadz
    @zedisdeadz Před 4 lety +1

    I'm Kevin Heart 😂😂😂 classic!

  • @Indian_Ravioli
    @Indian_Ravioli Před 4 lety +3

    He is brilliant

  • @Kaiser0929
    @Kaiser0929 Před 4 lety +1

    Killer set! Get this guy on more!

  • @laffoutloud086
    @laffoutloud086 Před 4 lety +3

    Man his delivery is great

  • @ZeeshanMuhammadX
    @ZeeshanMuhammadX Před 4 lety +2

    Mark Normand is a national treasure! I wish he got more recognition for his comedy chops.

  • @jokenword614
    @jokenword614 Před 4 lety +1

    Nobody:
    Mark Normand: “Yeah”

  • @Kalleosini
    @Kalleosini Před 4 lety +2

    lmao checking his watch while Fallon is plugging him, what a legend!

  • @comedianfunnyguy1232
    @comedianfunnyguy1232 Před 3 lety +2

    Mark’s comedy is like the stuff other people won’t say lol

  • @Nerddork1994
    @Nerddork1994 Před 4 lety +16

    He needs to be way more famous

  • @tbomber
    @tbomber Před 4 lety +1

    TUESDAYS WITH STORIES BABYYYYY

  • @augusts1
    @augusts1 Před 4 lety +1

    I swear Mark just gets better & better looking the older he gets. I have a serious crush on him. Love his stand up!

  • @starsutherland1
    @starsutherland1 Před 2 měsíci

    He killed . This is the best omg. Tuesgayyyyyyz.

  • @dustindare44
    @dustindare44 Před 4 lety +1

    Love it!! Tuesday with Stories!!

  • @Importantthings19
    @Importantthings19 Před 4 lety

    Glad he's back with new material!!! Yay!!!

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya Před 4 lety +33

    From one stand up comedian to another, Mark Normand got jokes!

    • @akufan
      @akufan Před 11 měsíci

      His will cost you 500 bucks apparently !

  • @Sparko78
    @Sparko78 Před 4 lety +6

    Great as always! Tuesgay for life!

  • @jasonyount6036
    @jasonyount6036 Před 4 lety +1

    Great commentary and even better writing then perfect delivery. Mark is a freaking beast!! 👍

  • @neeper27
    @neeper27 Před 3 lety +1

    He’s brilliant

  • @cend2362
    @cend2362 Před 3 lety +1

    The power bank analogy was superb

  • @evanrasmussen6572
    @evanrasmussen6572 Před 4 lety +6

    One of the best in the biz

  • @mollyj1772
    @mollyj1772 Před 4 lety +3

    One of my all time favourite comedians ❤️

  • @itsmee6780
    @itsmee6780 Před 4 lety +3

    Watching this on my phone, having a couple of joints and beers..

    • @JackyRogue
      @JackyRogue Před 4 lety

      In 5 mins? Huge respect for the skills

  • @partytime9856
    @partytime9856 Před 4 lety +1

    His gay jokes are next level

  • @nickaiphone
    @nickaiphone Před 4 lety +3

    Hilarious! Get this man a special!

  • @MrGmac2000
    @MrGmac2000 Před 4 lety +1

    just found this guy this week and i love his dry and wierd kind of humor

  • @libormachacekcomedy
    @libormachacekcomedy Před 4 lety +1

    Been jonesin for this!

  • @bigbuttboy3462
    @bigbuttboy3462 Před 4 lety +2

    this guy is always great!

  • @desireeholloway3353
    @desireeholloway3353 Před 4 lety +1

    Love this man!