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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
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  • @mh2120
    @mh2120 Před rokem +6768

    The lack of sparkling water in this episode really squishes my bones

    • @beautifulgorgeousman
      @beautifulgorgeousman Před rokem +77

      ah, it snapped my nerves

    • @julieneff9408
      @julieneff9408 Před rokem +51

      Same. I found that Kroger brand has a couple of new flavors he ought to try on camera. The blue raspberry one is pretty good.

    • @brynleekoch6204
      @brynleekoch6204 Před rokem +44

      Agreed my bones are getting squishy

    • @Nolan-W
      @Nolan-W Před rokem +27

      My bones have already been stolen from my sleep peralasis demon, Danny.

    • @kio4173
      @kio4173 Před rokem +17

      Do they get squishy at night time?

  • @FoodTheory
    @FoodTheory Před rokem +12072

    Yeah I mean we're the only one that matters anyway 😤

  • @alexmacc2469
    @alexmacc2469 Před rokem +2946

    I’m so glad he addressed the “removing Danny’s facial features” thing because it’s been haunting me for a week

  • @julesrules7297
    @julesrules7297 Před rokem +1645

    You're way more chill than I'd be if I found a whole ring of self-spanking counterfeit stickers.

    • @josiea.3855
      @josiea.3855 Před rokem +80

      this is the funniest comment I've ever read I think

    • @markfromfacebook
      @markfromfacebook Před rokem +108

      this comment makes it sound like it's an underground scheme, like there's a whole organization dedicated to making and hiding stickers of danny spanking himself

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Před rokem +42

      he seemed p grossed out tbh but at the same time i would not release an image of myself spanking me so it's not a possibility for most people...

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 Před 8 měsíci +19

      I would 100% buy official merch of Danny spanking himself. That clip was hilarious.

  • @aeweljrnold
    @aeweljrnold Před rokem +15219

    As someone from the 18th century, we used the word “lest” all the time and it was fairly popular within school with the cool kids like myself.

    • @youre_mine
      @youre_mine Před rokem +314

      it was also popular with 19th century kids- someone from that community

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic Před rokem +247

      you can't just say perchance

    • @grimdarkmalarkey5402
      @grimdarkmalarkey5402 Před rokem +302

      ​@@kai_fatallysapphicTwas within "mayhaps" I theirin found such a long vaunted solution to the echoing conundrum that plagued my waking mind with the most terrible of dreams of what other alternatives doth exist.

    • @clariphone.8434
      @clariphone.8434 Před rokem +115

      @@grimdarkmalarkey5402 I am laughing my buttocks off!

    • @dillondisney4732
      @dillondisney4732 Před rokem +76

      Indeed good sire “lest” is one of my favourite words as one of the cool kids always dripped out in the finest red velvet as my parents were rather rich indeed *laughs in Victorian*

  • @stormyrosebud2878
    @stormyrosebud2878 Před rokem +6374

    I love how his use of the word "lest" just got further and further from its actual definition throughout the video 😭

    • @adambeigel9760
      @adambeigel9760 Před rokem +275

      He started off so strong

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Před rokem +268

      Lest you leave him alone for it

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 Před rokem +100

      I always thought that “lest“ meant, or had the function of “ or“. For example, you must eat your vitamins, lest you have scurvy.

    • @omoomo3187
      @omoomo3187 Před rokem +31

      @@hopesy12u4 john you strange boy

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality Před rokem +24

      Like "intervention" in that episode of Always Sunny. By the time Frank uses it at the end it basically just means "timeout."

  • @irohsteacup
    @irohsteacup Před rokem +1234

    Danny is the exact opposite of a person with a mustache.

  • @pastel_gh0st322
    @pastel_gh0st322 Před rokem +598

    6:11 "I'm gonna tell that to my kids someday" He was dropping us hints

    • @rey_rose_draws
      @rey_rose_draws Před 8 měsíci +5

      Wait does he have kids??

    • @limesandlemons1367
      @limesandlemons1367 Před 8 měsíci +59

      @@rey_rose_draws Laura's gregnant !

    • @rey_rose_draws
      @rey_rose_draws Před 8 měsíci +55

      @@limesandlemons1367 Gregspecting

    • @emamacitas
      @emamacitas Před 7 měsíci +47

      ​@@rey_rose_draws Laura gregbirthed

    • @mckaylamurphy5336
      @mckaylamurphy5336 Před 6 měsíci +25

      Fr I’m watching this in November after his son was born and I’m so happy for him and Laura😭

  • @StormyTalks
    @StormyTalks Před rokem +4331

    He "just a theory'd" so hard it triggered a well-timed midroll ad.

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira Před rokem +52

      Well played by Danny 😂

    • @goopygoober7810
      @goopygoober7810 Před rokem +42

      That part was so funny I peed my pants a little

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Před rokem +3

      yes

    • @spocite
      @spocite Před rokem +38

      in case you didn’t know and for anyone else who doesn’t know danny gets to pick where the midrolls are inserted; he can put them anywhere he wants, he can put as many as he wants, midrolls are all up to the youtuber who runs the channel

    • @constonks
      @constonks Před rokem +8

      Lol I wasn't watching the timecode and thought the video had ended there

  • @auroralunamon
    @auroralunamon Před rokem +16744

    at this point I am completely convinced that Danny actually has no clue what he looks like cuz why was he so genuinely unsure about wether that guy with the hair was just an edited pic of him or not

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Před rokem +326

      Maybe he's got face blindness or something similar?

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před rokem +368

      @@PhoebeTheFairy56 He is literally just joking. Also, plenty of people look like other people, it's weird but it's not new or uncommon.

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Před rokem +80

      @@nomoretwitterhandles i never said anything about plenty of people *not* looking like other people

    • @ronnielyn19
      @ronnielyn19 Před rokem +131

      ​@@PhoebeTheFairy56 quite the opposite. He knows exactly how he looks like, and he thibks that pic look like him because, i mean, just take a look at the hair, eyes and nose lol.

    • @TheMirksta
      @TheMirksta Před rokem +86

      The Jerma effect

  • @80sififreak
    @80sififreak Před rokem +724

    Greg was such an honored rat, with his charm and chillness...
    Now, let us all have a moment of silence for our fallen Greg...
    May he rest in peace... we will miss you, Greg. 🐁

  • @ava7231
    @ava7231 Před rokem +211

    I was focused on Danny’s hoodie strings tied into a bow for the entire duration of this video

  • @wildchild69
    @wildchild69 Před rokem +6329

    Guys, I think this is the channel where Danny likes to get a little goofy and a little wacky.

    • @greerisnotcool
      @greerisnotcool Před rokem +126

      that's an interesting point of view, i never thought of that!

    • @emilee-has-legs
      @emilee-has-legs Před rokem +68

      you might have a point, as on his other channel he is by far more serious and reserved

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Před rokem +37

      Could be a little goofier with... La Croix

    • @mmmmmmmmmb5911
      @mmmmmmmmmb5911 Před rokem +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @diegocangetit
      @diegocangetit Před rokem +14

      shit dude you're onto something !

  • @StrayStayKidsYT
    @StrayStayKidsYT Před rokem +5473

    I love when Danny gets a little bit goofy. And wacky.

  • @ozzo1121
    @ozzo1121 Před rokem +333

    6:11 this part is hittin different now! Congrats Danny 🎉🎉

    • @scarletfrederick420
      @scarletfrederick420 Před rokem +25

      I was looking for someone to say something about this!

    • @stitchizgay
      @stitchizgay Před rokem +1

      Ik

    • @divit187
      @divit187 Před 11 měsíci +1

      How is it hittin different?

    • @stitchizgay
      @stitchizgay Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@divit187 they are having a baby

    • @divit187
      @divit187 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@stitchizgay I know that, I'm just confused as to how it changes anything.

  • @linseyfilms358
    @linseyfilms358 Před rokem +97

    Bro the “bones are getting squishy” gets me every time without fail

  • @RETR0FLESH
    @RETR0FLESH Před rokem +781

    genuinely surprised that he's used "nary" in a song but has never used "lest" in a video before. came for the vines, stayed for the archaic vocabulary expansion

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +17

      What a time to be alive!

    • @moonstrifflimestone5493
      @moonstrifflimestone5493 Před 10 měsíci +14

      I'm tired, so I thought you said "came for the veins" at first and was. Supremely confused.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@moonstrifflimestone5493 I mean Danny does have pretty great veins

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Před 2 měsíci +2

      # _there is nary a doubt, I am the slime king_ #

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius Před 2 měsíci

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsabut i feel so alone :( will you be my slime queeen?

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles Před rokem +6423

    Bold of them to make an entire website claiming to be his official merch site. I think it's time to slap them with a little bit of legal.
    Edit: man Doodles goin wild down there
    Edit 2: homie changed their name to "stopmotionepicness." Don't be fooled by this new facade.

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Před rokem +18

      Great idea! He should waste money on something that doesn't affect him

    • @danielgrant4560
      @danielgrant4560 Před rokem +627

      ​@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea Před rokem +89

      I found this site when I was looking for his merch site!

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 Před rokem +404

      @@doodleBurgers How does it not affect him, it's literally plagiarism and scamming while using his identity.

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Před rokem +4

      @Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism
      2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways
      3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless

  • @celestecombs7160
    @celestecombs7160 Před rokem +78

    WHEN your a dad. Foreshadowing.

  • @joonster2342
    @joonster2342 Před rokem +81

    “When I have kids”AND DANNY JUST REVEALED THAT HES HAVING A KID😔

    • @veregwen
      @veregwen Před 3 měsíci

      Is that jimin in your pfp

  • @laragalc
    @laragalc Před rokem +4098

    i never go on reddit, but having a Danny focused subreddit may finally convince me, he has managed to create a nice community

    • @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards
      @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards Před rokem +21

      RIP another one lost

    • @NadieSombraro
      @NadieSombraro Před rokem +167

      I mean, the community is nice, but a little repetitive. It's usually the 3 same jokes over and over again.

    • @laragalc
      @laragalc Před rokem +114

      @@NadieSombraro there's a sense of familiarity and comfort that comes with the repetetiveness though

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před rokem +82

      nah. ive been on reddit since 2012. save yourself while you can

    • @NaderVaderYT
      @NaderVaderYT Před rokem +33

      dont do it

  • @nickotein4209
    @nickotein4209 Před rokem +2011

    These videos always make the reddit seem way funnier than it actually is
    I dont know how many more removing dannys facial features I can take

    • @ronnielyn19
      @ronnielyn19 Před rokem +61

      SLENDERMAN DANNY
      SLENDERMAN DANNY

    • @NadieSombraro
      @NadieSombraro Před rokem +7

      For real 😂

    • @lovem7105
      @lovem7105 Před rokem +94

      It is me removing the facial features 😈 I will not stop

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Před rokem +64

      ngl i chuckled at his comments way more than any of the reddit content he showed
      hes just a goofy wacky boi

    • @gabriellebilderback1633
      @gabriellebilderback1633 Před rokem +72

      @@lovem7105 you made the subreddit intolerable this month, no hate.

  • @danielarinaldi2051
    @danielarinaldi2051 Před rokem +86

    a Danny x MatPat crossover was the last thing i expected to see in my lifetime but oh boy am i happy that I've got to see it

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier Před rokem +144

    11:21 "okay, this motherfucker is still removing my facial features" is my new favourite sentence

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. Před rokem +1925

    videos two days in a row AND dannys hair is grown back? what else could a greg ask for 🥴

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies Před rokem +103

      Also there's a new jarvis video w him!

    • @wiseluck5895
      @wiseluck5895 Před rokem +18

      @@beesbrownies Watched it I loved it.

    • @elisabethkohrman7697
      @elisabethkohrman7697 Před rokem +6

      @@beesbrownies one of the best ones

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 Před rokem +12

      3 if you count the one with Jarvis

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před rokem +1

      @@beesbrownies you mean there's a new danny gonzalez video with jarvis?
      wait, who are we talking about?

  • @neutral.chaotic
    @neutral.chaotic Před rokem +638

    domestic rats make great pets! they're super smart, trainable, and their personalities are like little puppy dogs with grabby hands. they love interacting with you and they're cleaner than household cats. my rats always smelled like marshmallows and they would lick my tears from my face when I was going through a hard time. I cannot recommend pet rats enough!

    • @willarooo
      @willarooo Před rokem +73

      my rats always smelled like orange blossoms!! it's so interesting how pretty they smell

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments Před rokem +12

      now i want another me

    • @timmyturner7997
      @timmyturner7997 Před rokem +17

      that’s amazing lol i want to get a rat but my parents don’t want me to cuz they think it’s gross :(

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před rokem +40

      @@timmyturner7997 it's no more or less gross than a hamster, dog, cat, goldfish, or any other pet.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Před rokem +87

      Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach.
      Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.

  • @mauveeispooks
    @mauveeispooks Před rokem +61

    9:06 BAHAHA THE WAY DANNY REACTS TO THE SECOND ONE

    • @Al___
      @Al___ Před 5 měsíci +14

      "...dafuq?"🤨

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway Před rokem +222

    i love how danny still gets surprised by how batshit crazy his fanbase is

  • @inhaleknives8598
    @inhaleknives8598 Před rokem +437

    matpats voice is so haunting if you don't listen to it for a while

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez Před rokem +43

      He keeps showing up in advertisements for an Amazon prime movie and I keep being jumpscared by it

    • @tarantuIas
      @tarantuIas Před rokem +25

      it sounds fake lmao

    • @thekitkatlizard8661
      @thekitkatlizard8661 Před rokem +64

      ​@@tarantuIas at this point matpat has enough videos to make a flawless ai voice for him, especially with the way he already sounds 💀

    • @talkingharvs
      @talkingharvs Před rokem +1

      bangin out the tunes

    • @torivorbeck6649
      @torivorbeck6649 Před rokem +11

      @@thekitkatlizard8661 people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.

  • @doginahood5204
    @doginahood5204 Před rokem +537

    I like to think that In the time between videos, Danny sits in a room and does absolutely nothing but think of video ideas until he gets one random one and records

  • @Scrufflelump
    @Scrufflelump Před 10 měsíci +30

    It's so sad to realize that, now that Danny is going to be a dad, he's not going to talk to his kid until they're 3. 😥

  • @tiffanyo4182
    @tiffanyo4182 Před rokem +62

    Danny: “when I have kids”
    October: 👶
    so excited congrats guys!!!

    • @LordDomielOfElysium
      @LordDomielOfElysium Před 5 měsíci

      Oh right I didn’t know it was common knowledge that he was preganat 6 months ago haha

  • @altheachamomile
    @altheachamomile Před rokem +758

    I have a lot of health issues and I watch you on the painful and hard days. You make me laugh a lot. Thank you

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty Před rokem +740

    Who’s the most notorious rip off of Danny Gonzalez now? I’ll get on it too as Donny Gonzolly.

  • @littleprettyfairy
    @littleprettyfairy Před 5 měsíci +23

    coming back to remind everyone that danny said he wasn’t going to talk to his kid until they are 3 so im holding him to this now that he has one

  • @merciedo7101
    @merciedo7101 Před měsícem +27

    watching this video after danny had his kid lmfao 6:02

  • @shortposeidon
    @shortposeidon Před rokem +54

    8:14 I wasn't looking and I legit thought MatPat was talking. Spot-on impression

  • @SwimmingInSunlight
    @SwimmingInSunlight Před rokem +126

    Danny is such a goof about the fake merch thing, surely he can't have forgotten collabing with Eddy Burbank on a video about that topic!

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Před rokem +1

      right? how could he forget his iconic video with eddie berback!

    • @SwimmingInSunlight
      @SwimmingInSunlight Před rokem +4

      @@goldenmolelover you ought not to be goofing on me for misspelling Eddi Borback, surely 😆

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Před rokem +6

      @@SwimmingInSunlight my apologies, its rude to mock someone for misspelling edde bobeck

  • @olivialanker6744
    @olivialanker6744 Před rokem +26

    This is so small but danny saying 'my hair got different' instead of 'my hair changed' hit me in the giggles

  • @celo7carvalho
    @celo7carvalho Před rokem +27

    Danny I’m a practitioner of a Afro-Brazilian religion where we evoke spirits and even incorporate them. And it never bothers me when classy, good and creative people make fun of “paranormal/religious” things. I loved that video

  • @glitterytrash
    @glitterytrash Před rokem +277

    I'd buy a trash can with a a Danny sticker on it please make it happen
    Edit: extra garbage dust too please

  • @Sunrisesoul1656
    @Sunrisesoul1656 Před rokem +1133

    Danny is a little subreddit boi
    Edit: OMG TYSM never have I ever had this many likes lol

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Před rokem +24

      He is being a little bit goofy, and being a bit wacky

    • @GeraldHonkenHitcher
      @GeraldHonkenHitcher Před rokem +8

      @@alimousatabets5751 He is indeed in a little goofy and wacky mood

    • @madeegaindraws
      @madeegaindraws Před rokem +14

      @@GeraldHonkenHitchercould be a little goofier…with La Croix

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Před rokem +4

      @@madeegaindraws this is a channel where we can get goofy and abit wacky

    • @marzizzo
      @marzizzo Před rokem +6

      derogatory

  • @rach2725
    @rach2725 Před rokem +25

    "when i have kids one day"
    well then.

  • @imaperson3512
    @imaperson3512 Před rokem +26

    Danny- “when I have kids”
    (Instagram post a few days later)

  • @Glockenspiel8
    @Glockenspiel8 Před rokem +354

    Why did I actually start crying when Danny said bye to Greg the rat

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Před rokem +3

      Because you're emotionally immature?

    • @youyeedyourlasthaw
      @youyeedyourlasthaw Před rokem +77

      @@doodleBurgers Jesus Christ

    • @Glockenspiel8
      @Glockenspiel8 Před rokem +44

      Calm down, someone’s pet died omg, Danny was super respectful about it and I thought that was really sweet

    • @rainwatering
      @rainwatering Před rokem +56

      ​@@doodleBurgers that's not what emotionally immature means. i would argue that your reply is a better example of being emotionally immature.

    • @legendarywatermelon946
      @legendarywatermelon946 Před rokem +5

      @@doodleBurgers ☹️👎

  • @ricardocloo
    @ricardocloo Před rokem +38

    I once replied to a fake celebrity scammer who told me kind of the same thing. They ask how you want to be paid (I sent them a PayPal link), but before they pay you, they send you a message that you need to buy them a gift card for x amount of money to gain their trust, it's really dumb

    • @K_sawftie
      @K_sawftie Před rokem +5

      That seems legit.

    • @ricardocloo
      @ricardocloo Před rokem +3

      @Kendra yeah it's a pretty common tactic for scammers, I don't think many people fall for it though, at least I hope so xD

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess Před rokem +23

      They sent me money to use for gift cards. I blocked them and bought groceries. I got lucky with a very dumb scammer

    • @ricardocloo
      @ricardocloo Před rokem +2

      @@HighAsHeckPriestess damn, that's amazing xD

  • @adelaidejohnson6546
    @adelaidejohnson6546 Před rokem +21

    A sticker of Danny spanking himself has got to be the best reward for doing well on a test

  • @reif4557
    @reif4557 Před 3 měsíci +15

    Hello, Danny. You have had your first child - does he know he's not allowed to speak to you until he is three years old? 🧐🧐

  • @thejoeman0123
    @thejoeman0123 Před rokem +74

    Danny freaking out over his merch getting stolen even with fake danny shop websites means he hasn't watched the video with Eddy going over this exact situation. He even brought Drew in because of the road work meme

  • @emilyaronson9974
    @emilyaronson9974 Před rokem +15

    no sparkling water in this video directly led to danny choking at 8:22

  • @firstperulastperu
    @firstperulastperu Před rokem +19

    not danny getting pissed off at that removing his body parts "this motherfucker still removing my facial feature" lmfao 11:17

    • @veregwen
      @veregwen Před 3 měsíci

      Omg fellow army 💜 hi

  • @celeste6943
    @celeste6943 Před rokem +40

    11:16 just his passive aggressiveness 😂

  • @forg_frog
    @forg_frog Před rokem +155

    Danny is so whimsical and fun

  • @TinyGhosty
    @TinyGhosty Před rokem +28

    LOL I had to rewatch "Lest me looking like a FOOL" multiple times, the timing and face edit is hilarious.

  • @ericakat6322
    @ericakat6322 Před rokem +166

    The way dannys mocking mattpat with seemingly so much vitriol is killing me for no reason

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 Před rokem +34

    Confirmed, Matpat is obsessed with Danny

  • @LHZOZ777
    @LHZOZ777 Před rokem +66

    11:00 YEESSS Danny is still based‼️‼️

    • @urheehoo
      @urheehoo Před rokem +14

      agreed

    • @clarabel_adoring
      @clarabel_adoring Před 11 měsíci +18

      🏳️‍⚧️🎉

    • @kevalyarathore223
      @kevalyarathore223 Před 4 měsíci +2

      What is so based about it?

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Před 4 měsíci

      ​​@@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"

    • @Analsexonyoutubekids
      @Analsexonyoutubekids Před 3 měsíci +1

      Nah

  • @MoistBitching
    @MoistBitching Před 5 měsíci +14

    “When I have kids” then casually has a child

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
    @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- Před 6 měsíci +16

    6:00 😂
    Oh no, he has a child now doesn’t he 😭

  • @parkerhartzler
    @parkerhartzler Před rokem +30

    from 11:50 - I'm literally the person in the photo! A.K.A Jimmy Numale. I can confirm Danny, this is indeed not you :)

  • @RedEyesSV
    @RedEyesSV Před rokem +16

    That cut from Danny coughing to an ad was great

  • @jackieedgin4849
    @jackieedgin4849 Před rokem +112

    it’s always a good day when danny posts

  • @labcabincaliforniasblacksunday
    @labcabincaliforniasblacksunday Před 5 měsíci +14

    Oh no now Danny's newborn son can't talk to him until he's 3

  • @ReecesCrushedToPieces
    @ReecesCrushedToPieces Před rokem +43

    7:44 Matpat actually avidly watches your channel :DD

  • @andybanana1505
    @andybanana1505 Před rokem +100

    5:18 I'm lowkey just freaking out about how humanlike Greg the rats hands are. RIP Greg

    • @emmathelovewitch
      @emmathelovewitch Před rokem +10

      Ikr the nails too

    • @JiroAKA
      @JiroAKA Před rokem +2

      Were*

    • @teasp00ns
      @teasp00ns Před rokem +20

      I used to have rats, their grabby little hands are the funniest things. If I handed them a cheerio it looked like they were steering a car lol

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts Před rokem +4

      He's just a lil guy :(

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts Před rokem +1

      ​@@teasp00ns this gen made my day

  • @Raincally
    @Raincally Před rokem +94

    8:20 How he increased his range on his voice had me laughing

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 Před 3 měsíci +12

    The joke about him not talking to his kids until they’re three certainly has aged lol

    • @hippyhop33
      @hippyhop33 Před 3 měsíci

      how come?

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@hippyhop33danny hasn’t talked to his kids in 3 years.
      jk he just has a kid now but i wouldn’t say this aged poorly..?

    • @hippyhop33
      @hippyhop33 Před měsícem

      @@lamibonxd 😭😭 yh i think the wording confused me, i thought they were saying he now has nothing to do with his new kid 😭

  • @SymphonyOfTheMind.
    @SymphonyOfTheMind. Před rokem +28

    Oh god, the more his hair whitens then more formal his language gets…

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean Před rokem +7

    I also agree that now is a great time to bring "lest" back. Very underrated word, and it sounds cool. Heard it in a Nile song about 12 years ago and I've used it pretty regularly since then

  • @averytrexel
    @averytrexel Před rokem +27

    recovering from surgery and Not Having A Good Time right now. this’ll be a great distraction, thanks dan :)

    • @g.j.9515
      @g.j.9515 Před rokem +4

      hope you feel better soon fellow greg

    • @averytrexel
      @averytrexel Před rokem +3

      @@g.j.9515 thanks fellow greg 💞

    • @g.j.9515
      @g.j.9515 Před rokem +4

      @@averytrexel watch out if youre on antibiotics greg. having infections and bowel problems post surgery arent fun, take probiotics afterwards. quick recovery be upon ye

    • @averytrexel
      @averytrexel Před rokem +3

      @@g.j.9515 i truly appreciate it, greg. no antibiotics, just metal in my ankle.

  • @jarnold
    @jarnold Před rokem +15

    7:59
    this made my day, no, my year. thank you

  • @lemoninacoconut6460
    @lemoninacoconut6460 Před rokem +11

    “my kids someday..” HITS DIFFERENT NOW 😭😭

  • @aeryn8134
    @aeryn8134 Před 2 měsíci +6

    The “when i have a baby” comment 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @spideyxalmighty695
    @spideyxalmighty695 Před rokem +32

    3:39 As someone from the caribbean, maybe i should start leaving stickers in random touristic places so americans find them and go "huh?"

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster Před 11 měsíci +9

    the fake call segment is even more goofier because now he will have a child
    “not unless you’re *three* bud.”

  • @Max-nm3me
    @Max-nm3me Před rokem +11

    6:11 bro was foreshadowing

  • @chlojo1231
    @chlojo1231 Před rokem +40

    Danny using Pop Culture's full government name 5:28

  • @justagalwhocomments
    @justagalwhocomments Před rokem +45

    9:38 GOT ME DYING

  • @wiafrac
    @wiafrac Před rokem +28

    8:50 Danny should make that his merch tbh

    • @littlewolfgirl8707
      @littlewolfgirl8707 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Lol you were right

    • @wiafrac
      @wiafrac Před 5 měsíci

      @@littlewolfgirl8707 I SAW!!! definitely buying ✊

  • @sophie-yp4tb
    @sophie-yp4tb Před rokem +14

    Me collecting times Danny mentions his “future children” in his recent videos like infinity stones 6:12

  • @Mushroom_soup0407
    @Mushroom_soup0407 Před rokem +48

    5:57 Well I have an Android, and I'M gonna get it

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 Před rokem +21

      It was severely underwhelming

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess Před rokem +10

      ​@@Mushroom_soup0407 tell us more pleaseeeeee

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 Před 9 měsíci +17

      @@banana_365iguess the FaceTime was just a clip of his video looping over and over again. And the funniest thing, is that the call function, isn't even his voice! It's just this random dude

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess Před 9 měsíci +9

      ​@@Mushroom_soup0407wait what?!

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@banana_365iguess Ikr???

  • @kasey-yeahwooooo4207
    @kasey-yeahwooooo4207 Před 3 měsíci +7

    6:13 oh no… now that Danny is a father, this is so funny

  • @mikaelabarnes4262
    @mikaelabarnes4262 Před 11 měsíci +5

    6:13 "when i have kids", coming back to this after his announcement is making me emotional 😭

  • @highoninfinity
    @highoninfinity Před rokem +239

    its a small thing but it means a lot that you called out sunnyv2's awful transphobia, as a trans person its really scary for us right now so its comforting to see someone i look up to being on our side

    • @crablessinbaltimore
      @crablessinbaltimore Před rokem +35

      fr it's so nice to see :') someday things will get better for us

    • @xXAcidBathXx
      @xXAcidBathXx Před rokem +19

      Let’s hope more people will keep supporting us……. we really need it

    • @dennistmennace
      @dennistmennace Před rokem +21

      I thought more people would have mentioned this, but I’m glad he said something. Even though it’s not a main channel vid, I’m sure at some point that guy will end up seeing this & hopefully realize how gross he’s been.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před 11 měsíci +10

      To you and everyone replying it will get better, the world has had to improve to reach where we are now, which means that the world can climb the ladder to being less horrible because we’re already up a few steps. Good luck to y’all, may you all see the rainbow after the storm

    • @cwahlb1
      @cwahlb1 Před 11 měsíci +8

      🏳️‍⚧️♥️

  • @aritaylor6351
    @aritaylor6351 Před rokem +7

    Danny's humor reminds me so much of my younger brother and it honestly makes me so happy. Truly a comfort creator for me

  • @madisonguffey8114
    @madisonguffey8114 Před rokem +9

    “when i have kids” YOU HAVE A KID NOW

  • @jeremyschapstick
    @jeremyschapstick Před rokem +7

    THE FORESHADOWING IN THIS VIDEO??? OH MY GOD

  • @coletteremie
    @coletteremie Před rokem +11

    omg as a pet rat owner and a vet student I legit teared up at Danny’s eulogy for Greg the Rat 🤧 I really hope the owner sees this video

    • @rosanalle123
      @rosanalle123 Před rokem +4

      ITS MY RAT I LITERALLT CHOKED WHEN I SAW THIS

    • @ryliemartin124
      @ryliemartin124 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@rosanalle123 that’s so sweet and sorry for your loss 🫶🫶🫶

  • @rotta666
    @rotta666 Před rokem +53

    Danny ily you brighten my days sm ive watched every single video atleast 10 times

  • @lizzheckmann-tf9ts
    @lizzheckmann-tf9ts Před 2 měsíci +3

    Now he can tell his son "not till your 3 bud"

  • @rowenjohnston9468
    @rowenjohnston9468 Před rokem +8

    “When I have kids someday” when the pregnancy announcement came out like a week later

  • @shootingst4rr
    @shootingst4rr Před rokem +12

    7:09 It’s so weird to have Game Theory and Danny Gonzalez talk about each other. I’ve watched both channels for years and this was a crossover I never thought would occur

  • @prnklinfierc
    @prnklinfierc Před rokem +51

    As a certified lest user, I am bothered by Danny's misuse at 2:34

    • @Hannah-uf1qk
      @Hannah-uf1qk Před rokem

      It was a joke

    • @prnklinfierc
      @prnklinfierc Před rokem +19

      @@Hannah-uf1qk calling myself a "certified lest user" is also a joke. Im not actually bothered

    • @Hannah-uf1qk
      @Hannah-uf1qk Před rokem

      @@prnklinfierc K

  • @CenturyGuard
    @CenturyGuard Před rokem +30

    4:43 I can see the resemblance

  • @gorillazisfreetherapy
    @gorillazisfreetherapy Před 9 měsíci +4

    6:07 is even better now that hes actually gonna have a kid

    • @Alex13255
      @Alex13255 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Dude i just was rewatching the video and i was thinking the same thing lmao

  • @ethanroy5628
    @ethanroy5628 Před rokem +32

    When Danny said “when” I have kids, this guy knew what he was doing😏

  • @SpinorexProductions
    @SpinorexProductions Před rokem +25

    11:55 jimmy neutron

  • @Phildough
    @Phildough Před rokem +21

    This is all secretly damage control. Danny has played the lookalike meme to his advantage and set up a network of Danny scams.

  • @daveslamjam
    @daveslamjam Před 3 měsíci +5

    6:09 i wonder if he kept his promise

  • @backgroundcharacter32
    @backgroundcharacter32 Před rokem +5

    6:10 “when i have kids”
    it was sooner than we thought