As someone born and raised in South Florida, this video was very upsetting to watch. Not because it’s wrong, but because it so accurately captures the essence of South Florida that I had a full blown PTSD episode complete with flashbacks of aging trophy wives jabbing me with their French tips and demanding I do something which would get me fired, or they’d get me fired and then sue me for bringing them a drinking glass which was still warm from the industrial dishwasher at the eerily manicured luxury resort that I worked for minimum wage at. I was transported back in time to when an elderly man demanded I help him into his poolside lounge chair, and while bent double with one hand squeezing my arm in an inescapable vice grip not unlike the 5 lbs of crab meat he just consumed in one sitting, he groaned and shat liquid feces down the leg of his swim trunks and all over my legs and shoes, filling my socks with his own personal blend of toxic waste, and laughing as he told me I oughta go get cleaned up. I’ve seen terrible things. I’ve met terrible people. I’ve seen a gang of young children swarm a stilt walking performer en masse at Universal Studios and joyfully shake his stilts until he fell onto the stone walkway and had to be taken away on a stretcher. I’ve seen a pelican attempt to eat a baby while its mother took pictures. I’ve punched an alligator. And I’d be lying if I said it was in self-defense. I thought that was all in the past. I thought by moving to Montana to work on a bison ranch, I was leaving that all behind me. But you’ve reminded me, in a truly soul-shattering fashion, that you cannot escape Florida. You can try and suppress the memories, but like a tourist who contracts leprosy by petting an armadillo on the side of the highway, Florida will stay with me for the rest of my tortured existence. There is no cure. Only Florida.
One time I went to this charcuterie place in Chicago, got a whole meat and cheese board, but they gave us like 6 little pieces of bread, and then charged us $5 for more, that was actually ridiculous
this is the type of extremely niche content i want my algorithm to bring to me
As someone born and raised in South Florida, this video was very upsetting to watch. Not because it’s wrong, but because it so accurately captures the essence of South Florida that I had a full blown PTSD episode complete with flashbacks of aging trophy wives jabbing me with their French tips and demanding I do something which would get me fired, or they’d get me fired and then sue me for bringing them a drinking glass which was still warm from the industrial dishwasher at the eerily manicured luxury resort that I worked for minimum wage at.
I was transported back in time to when an elderly man demanded I help him into his poolside lounge chair, and while bent double with one hand squeezing my arm in an inescapable vice grip not unlike the 5 lbs of crab meat he just consumed in one sitting, he groaned and shat liquid feces down the leg of his swim trunks and all over my legs and shoes, filling my socks with his own personal blend of toxic waste, and laughing as he told me I oughta go get cleaned up.
I’ve seen terrible things. I’ve met terrible people. I’ve seen a gang of young children swarm a stilt walking performer en masse at Universal Studios and joyfully shake his stilts until he fell onto the stone walkway and had to be taken away on a stretcher.
I’ve seen a pelican attempt to eat a baby while its mother took pictures.
I’ve punched an alligator. And I’d be lying if I said it was in self-defense.
I thought that was all in the past. I thought by moving to Montana to work on a bison ranch, I was leaving that all behind me. But you’ve reminded me, in a truly soul-shattering fashion, that you cannot escape Florida. You can try and suppress the memories, but like a tourist who contracts leprosy by petting an armadillo on the side of the highway, Florida will stay with me for the rest of my tortured existence. There is no cure. Only Florida.
Damn, that's intense
You make really good videos
This so deserves a sequel, your channel is so high quality I can't wait for you to blow up!
Im actually losing my shit.
Why would you drive far to an expensive restaurant to eat a plain baked potato?
Im losing it!
Good video but we need representation for the classic South Florida spots.
Jaxsons ice cream
La Bamba
Lester's
Just to name a few
Floridian to Floridian, who in your opinion makes the best Key Lime pie?
Incredibly bizarre subject matter that i would have never known i soooo yearned for - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Im a member os LESF and this is hilarious!! KUDOS!!
One time I went to this charcuterie place in Chicago, got a whole meat and cheese board, but they gave us like 6 little pieces of bread, and then charged us $5 for more, that was actually ridiculous
Great video, have you ever watched internet historian?
You should do one about hotel reviews in Delhi
Halarious video! the lip-syncing puppets were a bit strange, but idk.
fly high alex🕊️
*Promosm*