Timeline + Breakdown of EVERY Planet of the Apes (1-9)
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 8. 06. 2024
- Want to watch Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes but have no idea what the hell any of this is?
I gotcha covered.
We break down, assess, and explain just about every gosh dang thing in this series to get you up to speed.
No spoilers for Kingdom đ€
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00:00 Intro
02:11 Planet of the Apes (#1)
10:14 Beneath the Planet of the Apes (#2)
14:57 Escape from Planet of the Apes (#3)
22:15 Conquest of Planet of the Apes (#4)
31:25 Battle for Planet of the Apes (#5)
42:45 Planet of the Apes 2001 (Mark Wahlberg)
55:16 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (Reboot #1)
01:01:09 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (Reboot #2)
01:05:04 War for the Planet of the Apes (Reboot #3)
01:12:20 RANKINGS
01:16:34 ???
Original Stevie Montage:
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Parodies:
Futurama: âą Beyond Planet of the A...
Spaceballs: âą Spaceballs - Planet of...
The Simpsons: âą The Simpsons - Planet ... - Komedie
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" that doesn't make sense" whilst watching a movie about talking apes when apes don't have the anatomy to speak "words"đ
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I think it's worth noting that the ape council in the first Planet of the Apes aren't just stupid, they're as stupid as we are. We're supposed to see reflections of our own Cold War society, blindly ignoring the threats staring them in the face (nuclear weaponry) and the injustices of their society (the mistreatment of humans; after all, the film was released merely a month after MLK's death). The second film states unequivocally that this is where that path leads, even for the ape society of the far future after we all but destroyed ourselves.
However, I completely agree that having the 5th film in the series respond to it and ask how we avoid that path is a brilliant way to turn. It also makes a great move by suggesting those two are one and the same - Caesar building an equal society of apes and humans is also how we avoid the horrors of nuclear armageddon. Quite a statement for its time.
Well this is awkward⊠you just raised #2 up like 50 points in my book đ That actually makes a ton of sense that we have to see how bad it COULD end before showing how good it CAN end. đđ»
#1 is probably enough to serve that purpose, but I have more respect for 2 now.
I also think it only serves that purpose when considering the whole series. On its own it really just serves as an (arguably) more severe warning of nuclear war than the previous movie.
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The prosthetic designs always look so great. It's still recognizable as a monkey, but it's different enough that they really look like a separate subspecies
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My favourite part of Rise reusing the same line from the original isnât the reference itself but that it acts as a sort of response to it. The human says the line, and Caesar defies the expectation. They donât just make the ape say the line to reverse the roles, but the moment still tips the scales away from the dominant species. Itâs a turning point, and from that moment in both movies, events start to happen that causes the ones with power to slowly lose it.
Great point, couldn't agree more. Simply reversing the roles is essentially what 2001 did.
Crazy he not only watched all ten (10) movies, but he watched them in his Accord. Who watches movies in their car?
This video cost me a lot on gas.
Production quality of this video is on par with channels that have millions of subscribers. I was actually surprised when i saw the subscriber number for this channel. I give it a year before you guys blow up
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Oh this'll be a good video.... An HOUR! Ill be going bananas watching this (thank me for the joke later)
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I was born the year this was made and I saw it on TV as a kid. Didn't know the twist and it sent chills.
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Great vids man. Finally found someone with the same insane blend of interests and questions. Super underrated canât wait to see what you work on next
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This was actually hilarious. And bonus points for appreciating Battle
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Your comedic timing is hilarious man. Love that paired with your film knowledge.
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So glad I found your channel, this had me invested and cracking up the whole hour and 17 minutes... that's better than most comedy movies these days. Please keep it up!
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Why is this video so good? This video was very funny but also informative.
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I was a little kid when I first saw the original POTA. So yes, it was a shocker.
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Awesome video! Iâve got no connection to this franchise but watched the whole thing!
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As Taylor goes, he's under the impression he's supposed to be several LIGHTYEARS away from Earth. And thousands of years from the Earth he knew anyway. People watched 6th Sense and The Others for most of the movie without catching on until the unusual ending, THEN suddenly all sorts of things fall into place.
Absolutely. I think that hindsight feeling that it's obvious is almost necessary for a good twist because you should have an "OF COURSE" response at the end.
I was going to go into this in the video but decided not to: I think the reason it works is because at the time, and since, there have been lots of movies that take the same creative liberties (air, horseys, etc being present on an alien planet) so I imagine viewers didn't think that was odd.
This feels like a documentary good job đ
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I feel like Maurice being smart before the virus drug makes a lot of sense because orangutans learn through observation, and if he was raised by a human before being put in the shelter, it wouldâve given him more time to learn not to mention that there are gorillas who have been able to learn sign
This is just awesome. You are killing me with the metal gear solid music.
Haha thank you my man!
Always gotta have at least a few MGS tracks in there. Metal Gear 2 also has some bangers.
Any songs from the series you recommend?
The Sonic music was perfect too
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Found this channel when you dropped the Tenet retrospective.... then the Lost one upped the absurdism and this one HUGE joy. Keep 'em coming. I think this might actually be the top pop culture essay channel thingy right now on CZcams. *rapid non-rhythmic overly loud hand clapping from me*
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@@nostalgiaclive I thank you sir. However Iâm worried we might have the same taste in radioactive telepathic mutant ladies. We must never go on a guys weekend break in case we end up falling out with each other.
Ah yes, the classic âtwo guys and a mutantâ love triangle dilemma.
@@nostalgiaclive okay. Tell you what, shall we just try this weekend break anyway. Letâs just agree that if we do end up in a subterranean bomb cave having a telepathic chat with a double skinned gorgeous mutant, then we must promise to at least fight to the death using rubber props before asking her to go watch the next Planet of the Apes film with us/you/me. Deal?!
Sounds fair. May the best man win the disgusting creatureâs heart. đ€đ»
What a great video all the way through! This entire baby was funny from top to bottom, entertaining from front to back, and the music throughout just killed. KILLED. Sonic 2 Chemical Zone, Star Fox 1 on the SNES, Final Fantasy 3/6, the first TMNT game on the NES, I mean daaamn. Also, gotta appreciate how this bad boy was smart but not pretentious which could be said for the entire catalogue on the channel. I thoroughly enjoyed this one, hell yeah! I'm all pumped up but gotta go to sleep lol shit.
Thank you so much for saying that man, music to my ears âïžâșïž
Really glad you enjoyed hearing the tracks, I enjoyed picking them out. I especially love when I manage to find a moment that really just meshes with a song.
@@nostalgiaclive Absolutely! The effort you put in here is most appreciated in all respects!
I even included a song from Star Fox 2. Probably the most obscure one Iâve used yet đ Check it out, âMacbethâ is the track.
@@nostalgiaclive I actually just gave it a listen and it's surprisingly beautiful/very spacey-sounding. Perhaps I can turn you on to some sweet SNES music! U.N. Squadron has an incredible soundtrack, and the mission 7 MINKS track specifically is a banger. The game kicks as, too lol.
Iâll take a look!
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As usual, I come for the movie content, I stay for the Final Fantasy music.
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That zoo address joke in Escape gets me every time
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Literally just finished War, canât wait to go see Kingdom
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phenomenal. you may have one banana
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I watched the Kingdom of the Planet Of the Apes. I loved it. I hope that in the next few more sequels, they finally end up remaking the original 1968. The Icarus landing on Earth.
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"I didn't get mauled by apes Twice." - that was funny
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OMG thank you for addressing this.
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It has been praised for its exploration of themes such as racism, imperialism and war. I watched it and it left a deep impression on me.
I watched the first Planet of the Apes film without knowing the twist at the end. I did pickup on the obvious clues, but I just assumed it was them being limited to the technology of the times, so they couldn't create a foreign planet according to their vision, rather than it actually being earth. When the twist validated my unsure suspicions, I was incredibly satisfied.
Nice! Thatâs what I figured they were counting on. Glad to hear you got to experience the twist unspoiled âïž
This is so great! I woke my girlfriend up by laughing out loud đ.
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Another homerun out of the park man. You've improved on the out of movie bits and gave us a movies worth of enjoyment.
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I think my favourite part of this video is that Battle actually gets highlighted for itâs good points rather than being dismissed for itâs budget and performance alone. Especially the butterfly effect from Caesar leading the uprising and showing mercy may have changed the world for the better, rather than being stuck in a doomed time loop condemned to repeat the same mistakes over and over.
(Also, how do orangutans become blonde?)
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Yeah, pleasantly surprised by Battle this time around. And that is a good question⊠for which Iâm afraid I have no answer đ
Thanks for doing this. It was awesome and a LOT of fun.
I loved the original apes films as a kid, but the only one I revisit is the first one, which I still consider a ground-breaking classic.
I was so pumped for the Tim Burton film, and made sure my friends, who knew nothing of the originals, knew it. Boy, was I embarrassed and disappointed when I left the theater.
I was VERY skeptical before 'Rise' was released, but so happy it was great, and the entire Caesar trilogy got better with each film, IMO. One of the best modern trilogies.
Saw 'Kingdom' over the weekend. It looked remarkable. The effects are leaps better than even the last one. I didn't connect with any of the characters, though. It wasn't bad, but I'm not eager to re-watch it. I'm not exactly sure where the story is going at this point.
Thank you for watching!
Thatâs great, I had a similar relationship to the series except I never saw any of the original sequels until I was an adult.
I think I was enamored by 2001 for awhile before I started to see the cracks.
And I completely agree about Kingdom. Looks fantastic and I like a lot of the performances, but just didnât do much for me in the long run. Did not have the depth of the first three.
1:52 Spoilers my dude. Also top tier content. Do like the self awareness that none of us have never seen all the films and never will.
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I've always liked that Dr Zira "loathes bananas" đ
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Thank you for this!! I asked ONE question about the POTA timeline from a Super fan and ended up more confusedđ âŠThey ended up walking away in silent disappointment , lol
Glad I could help!
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The Metroid fusion music at 7:43 took me by surprise đđ»
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Sonic Spinball beats? Iâm here for it
When I was born, my foster parents gave me half of a Sonic Spinball amulet and told me "somewhere out there is the other person who played this game"... Do you by chance have a matching amulet? đ„č
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Maurice actually goes from broken sentences to more elaborate sign language post smart smoke. Pretty sure "no like smart ape" to "the humans don't like smart apes, makes them feel threatened"
Maurice is speaking essentially perfect ASL from the start, which doesn't use articles the way English does. So "Human no like smart ape" is a complete sentence. To subtitle ASL to broken English like that would be incorrect, so it implies he has a low understanding of grammar. But regardless, he understands complex concepts, which is what an ape would not be able to do.
Also, his dialogue in Dawn is still subtitled simplistically ("Seems long ago" instead of "It seems like a long time ago"), so nothing about him shows advancement over how he was at the beginning of Rise.
@nostalgiaclive your probably right, I do remember an explicit difference between ceasers subtitles and Maurice's, perhaps I just crossed wires and assumed his got smarter after the fact
This is second hand but my mother told me how shocking the twist was for her and others at the time.
Mind you this was released in 68 and it was pretty common for humans to exist on alien worlds in most media already, the idea that the world was earth was shocking if you've only seen stuff like Star Trek or Doctor Who before this
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Yeah, that definitely seems like the reason they were able to get away with it.
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44:17 I didn't mind the Tim Burton movie but was thrown off by the ending. I didn't really understand the 'twist' ending and only just recently found a explanation that.......kind of made sense.
Basically their explanation was the planets are separate but the 'worm hole' basically sends you 'diagonally' through time when traveling to said world. IE the further you are in YOUR timeline the farther in the past you are sent to the other world. Which is why Cornelius arrived AFTER Mark Whalberg despite him entering the wormhole before Marky Mark did. Meaning the implication is that the apes would eventually gain the ability to travel through the worm hole (probably not for a while since they were seemingly around now decades before Mark got back) and basically arrive in our distant past to basically re-write history and take over OUR world.
Ya know, that actually works well enough for me. I like it now!
What do you think happened to the ape planet? Does it get erased because Mark is no longer missing from his time? I personally donât think so because the Oberon presumably still disappeared, but an argument could be made for it.
Definitely Natalie Trundy makes you feel like you are listening to Memories of Life
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Here we go again...again!
The apes spoke and read English. That was the biggest clueâŠ
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if you rub your time hole just right, with your index finger, just before you're about to.....never mind.
OH I have heard that- or I mean⊠I do not know⊠what youâre talking about
I saw 1 and 4. I am pretty sure I have seen 3...but I have no recollection of anything from that one. Not even this video really jogged any memories. I am also pretty sure the video store didn't have 2 or 5 back in the day. I know I didn't see those two. That said, I thought it was an interesting concept for a time loop but now you have blown my mind! The new movies are good but I am a sucker for time loops/travel/whatever stories. It's like alt history on crack.
That's wild. I miss my old video store like crazy. They were so unreliable but a place of great joy at the same time.
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I know, and the repeating motifs in all the movies is endlessly entertaining to me.
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Sonic Spinball Theme Music!!!!
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that random ff8 soundtrack so nostalgic.
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So by going back in time the apes did at least prevent the environmental results of nuclear war.
Hmm, not sure. There is still a nuclear war in between 4 and 5.
Lmaooo this video was hilarious
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Rich Evans: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapes"
Those monkeys used to FREAK me the F out when I was a little boy. I would imagine there would be a few hiding under my bed at night.
Iâm talkinâ 70âs here. That was our âhorrorâ back then.
I donât blame you! Which ones did you used to watch primarily?
@@nostalgiaclive Certainly the first one was the one I remember the first time I saw it, as a movie from start to finish, I was as mesmerized with it as when I first saw E.T. In the movie theatre, still not yet a teen. A few years later that was, both were wondrous but âApesâ was not sentimental like E.T. of course; when they haunt the humans down in the original Apes movie, that was so menacing for me as a kid. I totally sympathized with Taylor.
They used to broadcast that first one yearly, it was also thru TV how I got to appreciate the classic Universal horror and Tarzan (Weismuller/Oâ Sullivan) movies from the 30âs (In late 70âs, 80âs Belgium).
Thatâs awesome.
I miss the days of watching movies on TV. Or, well, the old fashioned way that is.
Speaking of horror that wasnât really horror, I remember getting scared by Buffy and the movie Volcano when I was younger. Gave me some interesting nightmares.
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Whoever made the most recent one mustâve been a fan of the Tim Burton planet of the apes
You think so? How come?
@@nostalgiaclive if you havenât seen it, youâll know why when you see it
@@GuyTheArtist I have but I still don't know
I decided to watch 2001 Planet of the Apes and was expecting it to be terrible but honestly it was actually kind of fun although the last third act is just so stupid. im not saying this was a good movie but Tim Roths performance was awesome and Paul G was just having a blast
Haha I agree, itâs fun. I think you could probably elevate it quite a bit just by cutting out some dumb dialogue.
Mark wallberg of the apes is actually closer to the original Novel
Thatâs what Iâve heard! Is it good?
There are so many remakequels at this point lol
In this series or in general? Iâd love to hear of others
Make some popcorn hunny it's time to watch the internet man talk about media for an hour again.
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Its a reboot and they sayed befor it might not lead to the og film ok. Its that simple seperate og from thecreboot zimeline
I mean, I agree that the creboot zimeline is separate, but I still find the similarities fascinating.
Iâm confused. They showed 3x apes come back in time in escape . What happened to the 3rd ape?
Heâs killed by a gorilla early on. I think the only reason he was with them was because heâs maybe more knowledgeable about theoretical space travel? So that helps to explain how they knew how to fly the ship maybe? đ€·đ»ââïž
@@nostalgiaclive thank you!
and a TV show.
Could sunna be blue eyes lake descendants because she resembles lake and Will we find out that noa distant direct descendants from Cornelius in future sequels because he lookalike Caesar and they both have same eyes and birthmark?
Well Blue Eyes and Lake didnât have children. And Noa could be related to Caesar, but I kinda figure theyâre not going to trace any lineages. But ya never know!
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4:20 how did you not catch/comment on the Monkeys doing âSee No Evil, Heat No Evil, Speak no Evilâ ????
Haha, thatâs what I was pointing out but I just didnât say it. Essentially that to me equates to âburying their heads in the sand.â
I did originally have another line about it, but chose to cut it. I personally find it quite lame, but always gotta gauge how much of a hater I want to be đ
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Yeah? Interesting, tell me more
I donât want to rank them and I havenât seen the new one. Can I still comment?
Hahaa of course đ
58:57 this part made me rewind a couple times because what is Draco Malfoy doing in Planet of the Apes?
In a recent tweet, JK Rowling added that wizards can learn to travel between cinematic universes.
@@nostalgiaclive the fact that it was the most Draco line ever made it so much better đ
You mention Elfman's score but have no words for Jerry Goldsmith's score for the original film, which is one of the most amazing film scores ever written?
Well I was trying to give 2001 compliments because thereâs a lot of negatives already.
But 1968âs honestly didnât stand out to me. Personal preference.
@@nostalgiaclive I get that, but i encourage you to go back and just listen to the soundtrack carefully when you have a moment. It's Stravinsky-level, and extraordinarily complex. There are some live orchestral performances of parts of it out there on CZcams that are worth viewing.
@@nostalgiaclive Also, regarding your query about the twist ending-i first saw the first film at maybe age 8-9 (i was born in the '60s), and i had no idea of the twist until the final scene. It blew me away. Bear in mind the context for science fiction of that era, which included things like Star Trek TOS, where it was commonplace to depict extraterrestrial cultures as Earth-like, down to everyone speaking English, and accepted as a simple storytelling device. I think your observations about its deftness in revelation are spot on.
Iâll definitely check out the soundtrack đđ» I also really love the main theme from Rise which I was going to play but it got copyright claimed of course đ
Yeah, I filmed a segment talking about how lots of movies/shows used to depict alien planets like that. I think I cut it because I was struggling to find example clips that I liked.
I watched it not knowing the twist and its obvious on re watch but for the first time you are ohhhh shit. I was also very young so could have just been an idiot.
Nice!
I wish I got to experience it đ„Č
I suggest reading the book. It was written in French originally & the Mark Wahlberg version is more true to the book than the 1970s versions.
Thanks for the recommendation! I'd definitely be interested in reading that â