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  • čas přidán 3. 08. 2024
  • Are you allergic to cats, dogs or even people? Do you wish for the perfect pet without all the fuss? Well look no further! In this extended ASMR tutorial session, I show how easy it is to care for your very own pet potato!
    00:00:00 Introduction
    00:02:58 Meet Our Pet Potato!
    00:07:31 Feeding your Pet Potato: Legos, Assorted Dice, Wooden Match Sticks, Finishing Nails
    00:22:23 Feeding your Pet Potato: Paper Clips
    00:30:00 Feeding your Pet Potato: Jar of Pickles, Jar of Baby Food, Storage Container, Assorted Candy
    00:20:14 Hydrating Your Pet Potato
    00:25:48 Pet Potato Art Work
    00:35:40 Exercise: Walking Your Pet Potato
    00:40:54 Exercise: Pet Potato & The Exercise Ball
    00:44:04 Hygiene: Washing & Bathing Your Pet Potato
    00:55:03 Pet Potato Relaxation Techniques ( Leather Gloves, Wooden Match Sticks, Potato Tapping, Shopping Bags, Tupperware, Ping Pong Balls, Rocks, Latex Gloves, Brushing )
    Tweet and share pics of your pet potato!
    Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
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    You can listen to selected works outside of CZcams:
    Out now: "The ASMR Sessions Volume 2"
    Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
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    iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
    Google Play ► bit.ly/1vPUJgF
    And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc!
    Potatocasts:
    EphemRadio ► apple.co/2afSkZQ
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    What the potato is ASMR !? It's 2 things, potato head! A sensation and a medium!
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant!
    ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing, yet often entertaining experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting!
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect! Ha!

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  • @ThreadBanger
    @ThreadBanger Před 7 lety +1073

    I once had a potato named Herbert. He died in the dishwasher.

    • @nickl608
      @nickl608 Před 7 lety +23

      0-0 what are you doing here

    • @HeroBuscus
      @HeroBuscus Před 7 lety +9

      ThreadBanger You like ER??? :D

    • @MathyuB.W.89
      @MathyuB.W.89 Před 7 lety +8

      I hope it's how he would've wanted to go
      My Condolences

    • @Ilmryn465
      @Ilmryn465 Před 7 lety +13

      OMG WHATTTT CZcamsRS HAVE LIVES OUTSIDE THEIR OWN VIDEOS?!?? love your videos by the way and STOP CUTTING YOURSELF BE MORE CAREFUL PLEASE

    • @FourTwenT
      @FourTwenT Před 7 lety +7

      Poor guy

  • @PurplePoppyAnimator
    @PurplePoppyAnimator Před 7 lety +1476

    As an Irishman, I tend to my herd of potatoes every day, I milk the spuds every morning and I harvest their potato meat and skin to make hide. Every spring, potato calves are born and lay in the fields.
    With my potato hide I produce potato leather, used to make potato boots and potato hats.
    I am an Irish potato farmer, proud and true.

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM Před 7 lety +35

      Purplepoppyanimator
      When they give birth, do they come out as chips or crisps?

    • @PurplePoppyAnimator
      @PurplePoppyAnimator Před 7 lety +49

      Extremely Moist Nobody knows, they lay their eggs underground and only come up in their third pupae stage.
      My roosters however lay their eggs in nests, and wake me up every morning.

    • @EuropesNinja
      @EuropesNinja Před 7 lety +19

      Christ lad yer some fella huh, I'd say you're from Cavan if I had to guess, they're fierce awful up der

    • @PurplePoppyAnimator
      @PurplePoppyAnimator Před 7 lety +25

      EuropesNinja Nah lad, I'm from around de Limerick / People's Republic of Cork area boi.
      Jaysus tis some winter we're havin', bet ye a fiver tw'il be a white Christmas, but ah sure lookit, whatever happens y'kno?

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM Před 7 lety +28

      Purplepoppyanimator
      How to speak Irish if you're an Englishman
      Whale
      Oil
      Beef
      Hooked
      *Say it fast*

  • @EV2RETT
    @EV2RETT Před 7 lety +315

    My potato has just been sent off to Oxford and he is now becoming the French fry he needed to be. They grow up so fast. 😢😢😢😢

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 4 lety +27

      I'm proud of him :) and of you for raising such a well-rounded spud

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 Před 3 lety +2

      @@parker-boy98 more like stud

    • @Kidcrowley
      @Kidcrowley Před 3 lety +5

      Good parenting dude, be careful though, once they leave it’s pretty common for a home potato to end up mashed somewhere, pretty scary stuff:(

  • @rickeyjp46
    @rickeyjp46 Před 7 lety +88

    39:17 when youre this mans neighbor and you look over your fence to see him dragging a potato on a leash through his yard

    • @lsswappedmiata63
      @lsswappedmiata63 Před 2 lety +1

      "Honey, the whispering guy is walking his potato again"

  • @CasuaLxClan
    @CasuaLxClan Před 7 lety +2195

    MASTER RIFT PLS DON'T KEEP ME IN THE CAGE THAT LONG

    • @Anonymouseyoutuber
      @Anonymouseyoutuber Před 7 lety +28

      you might get spoiled oh no

    • @SkrifftheDragon
      @SkrifftheDragon Před 7 lety +52

      fuck you hasselhoff

    • @itsMeDAnn
      @itsMeDAnn Před 7 lety +9

      Potato its of to the frying chambers vith you vittle vone.

    • @RooftopSloth
      @RooftopSloth Před 7 lety +26

      Potato- it's been some time since I've seen you my friend.

    • @marcelmot8164
      @marcelmot8164 Před 7 lety +10

      LongArm Dinosaur I was gonna say the same thing

  • @elwraith3622
    @elwraith3622 Před 7 lety +452

    I'm not sure I'm ready for this kinda responsibility

  • @AbyssalRenegade
    @AbyssalRenegade Před 7 lety +373

    Son: Where are my legos?
    Mom: Your father's feeding them to the potato in the basement.

  • @mattsmith457
    @mattsmith457 Před 7 lety +430

    Are baby potatoes call tater totlers?

    • @ellepanda6551
      @ellepanda6551 Před 7 lety +9

      Matt Smith omg 😂😂

    • @imrosie340
      @imrosie340 Před 5 lety +2

      Aww

    • @hedwig5360
      @hedwig5360 Před 5 lety +1

      i have always wondered that because i want baby potatos but i dont know if my two potatos are the same gender or opposite. I also want to spade and neuter the children. but i dont know how to, do i go to pet smart or an animal hospital?

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 4 lety +1

      @@hedwig5360 you go to a farmer :P

    • @winterwolves5272
      @winterwolves5272 Před 4 lety +1

      This comment is GOLD

  • @emc8666
    @emc8666 Před 7 lety +291

    don't give him too much candy or he'll turn into a sweet potato ;)

  • @FiberOpticks
    @FiberOpticks Před 7 lety +263

    What are you doing tonight?
    ME: Watching/Listening to a man massage a potato.

    • @Estragon17
      @Estragon17 Před 7 lety +3

      Samuel Maxwell Them:. what sex club are you going to for that, perv?

  • @minembo
    @minembo Před 7 lety +450

    I don't know why, but my potato is sitting on top and of the ceiling fan, and refuses to get down.

    • @Kkoso
      @Kkoso Před 7 lety +22

      Minembo throw a toaster at him that might work.

    • @superblobvis3591
      @superblobvis3591 Před 7 lety +2

      Flapjack the American penguin always does

    • @quantumjoss
      @quantumjoss Před 7 lety +20

      Minembo Turn on the fan

    • @comedytyler_
      @comedytyler_ Před 7 lety +11

      Minembo has he done it before with any suicidal thoughts?

    • @brandonblair804
      @brandonblair804 Před 7 lety +17

      Minembo sing a poato flew around my room before you came excuse and before you sing turn on the fan

  • @sandguyman
    @sandguyman Před 7 lety +284

    i wonder if he sometimes stops and thinks to himself
    *what the fuck am i doing right now*
    while hes editing and stuff

  • @mr.smiley5195
    @mr.smiley5195 Před 7 lety +432

    Tell me, what the hell do I say if someone walks in and sees me watching a video of a guy telling me how to care for a potato?

    • @claudiot315
      @claudiot315 Před 7 lety +41

      Mr. Smiley just pronounce to them that you are homosexual that should give you enough time to strangle them with a pillow before they tell anyone

    • @dehartevan7
      @dehartevan7 Před 7 lety +2

      MichaelTechGaming Hilarious and Original.

    • @nachonachos2185
      @nachonachos2185 Před 7 lety +11

      Mr. Smiley just say it's for a school project

    • @shmergulflargamish7686
      @shmergulflargamish7686 Před 7 lety +21

      Mr. Smiley Ask them if they'd care to join.

    • @kuroseal8613
      @kuroseal8613 Před 7 lety +8

      Mr. Smiley just say "Don't judge me...."

  • @lastminute7487
    @lastminute7487 Před 7 lety +281

    The fact that that potato has better handwriting than most kids at my school scares me.

    • @lastminute7487
      @lastminute7487 Před 7 lety +16

      Also, can we get a tutorial on how to take care of a Yam?

    • @yam4539
      @yam4539 Před 7 lety +9

      We need one!

    • @Blazstabman90PWNZ
      @Blazstabman90PWNZ Před 7 lety +19

      Victini Tube You go to a school of vegetables.

    • @SMASHASINC
      @SMASHASINC Před 7 lety +4

      APEX REAP3RZ why did this comment make me laugh so hard

    • @echoseven8580
      @echoseven8580 Před 7 lety +1

      Shadow Mimikyu65 There's a LOT of smart people at your school. Since one of the top reasons for sloppy handwriting is intelligence.

  • @DarylAlarde
    @DarylAlarde Před 7 lety +460

    This video is LOWKEY dark. The cage says "help me" and scribble drawings. Also he has A mallet,salt, pepper and a bowl with a grinder on his shelf in the background. I think the potato is being abused! Lol

    • @superblobvis3591
      @superblobvis3591 Před 7 lety +19

      Daryl Alarde call 911

    • @cykabylat7841
      @cykabylat7841 Před 7 lety +27

      Daryl Alarde TBH, I think that may have just been Rift trying to decorate the cage... But then again, this IS the Rift World, where sense and logic is thrown out the window for the sake of quality and creativity, so it is feasible that the "Help Me!" poster is the potato's outcry for help. It's up to the viewer to see it either way, I suppose. (Now that I'm seeing that mallet, I can't help but think of Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog saying "That's it, I'm gettin' me mallet!")

    • @Flevir
      @Flevir Před 7 lety +4

      Daryl Alarde I mean, to be fair, that's just mortar and pestle, not much he could do to a potato witb that.

    • @lifesabitch8099
      @lifesabitch8099 Před 7 lety +8

      jesus chris ur what, what in the fuck am i watching

    • @azastros7
      @azastros7 Před 6 lety

      Potato abuse needs to stop now!

  • @LittleMissMimu
    @LittleMissMimu Před 7 lety +222

    Potato vids bring all the Irish to the yard,
    and they're like "That famine was hard",
    "Damn right, that famine was hard",
    They could teach you, but they have to farm.

    • @authorizedgoblin
      @authorizedgoblin Před 7 lety +6

      that was just... BEAUTIFUL

    • @quesenior182
      @quesenior182 Před 7 lety +6

      Maria Copeland such consideration for us Irishmen

    • @April_a26
      @April_a26 Před 7 lety +7

      Maria Copeland how nice that you are stereotyping are country. Now, i must farm for 5 hours. then go get in bar fight. top of the morn.

    • @almostawalrus9970
      @almostawalrus9970 Před 7 lety +9

      AYE SHUT THE FOOK UP ABOUT YER STUPID FOOKIN FAMINE! WE HAGGUS FARMERS HAVE HAD IT WAY WORSE THAN YE SCRAWNY LITTLE IRISHMEN! GET OVER IT AND SHUT THE FOOK UP'

    • @coolcroc
      @coolcroc Před 7 lety

      Almost a Walrus i literally read it in that voice in my head, omg

  • @TrapoligyOTF
    @TrapoligyOTF Před 7 lety +159

    this is art

  • @thogurk4630
    @thogurk4630 Před 7 lety +375

    "Say hello to Russell or Walter for short isn't that right mr cuddles. Now George has been with us for..."

    • @jessicalandwehr1850
      @jessicalandwehr1850 Před 7 lety +10

      Get a Edumacation gotta put bob on his perch

    • @wattman-music-archive
      @wattman-music-archive Před 7 lety +6

      Jessica Landwehr
      Jeremiah's leash, too lmao

    • @mymble3367
      @mymble3367 Před 7 lety +29

      "let's get Jeremiah's leash off here"

    • @luciastaylor4940
      @luciastaylor4940 Před 7 lety +5

      Get a Edumacation don't forget Jeremiah

    • @KlausDieFuchs
      @KlausDieFuchs Před 7 lety +13

      I came to this video thinking I'll be able to sleep to the calming voice. Well, come to find out I'm going to spend the entire time chuckling at ER's straight-faced humor. Also, that ellipse is exactly where I paused to write this comment.

  • @angeliclyy6473
    @angeliclyy6473 Před 7 lety +43

    I've never been so confused and weirded out yet calm at the same time

  • @brandonbarclay7575
    @brandonbarclay7575 Před 7 lety +45

    LOL someone featured the photo of the cage and potato on ifunny...the caption •i really need to study for this test•
    •me 10mins later•
    •how to care for a pet potato•
    Im lovin it😂😂😂😂

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo Před 7 lety +1

      Brandon Barclay what's your iFunny (I know I'm late)

  • @stringbing97
    @stringbing97 Před 7 lety +38

    "hey dude how have you been I haven't seen you since high school! What do you do now?"
    ER: *sends link to this video* "I am a potato connoisseur"

  • @TheASMRGamer
    @TheASMRGamer Před 7 lety +144

    Glad I watched this before I picked up my first 'tater, didn't realise the responsibility involved!

    • @FourTwenT
      @FourTwenT Před 7 lety +5

      I've been breeding them for years. Any questions, let me know

    • @SourCherryBomb
      @SourCherryBomb Před 7 lety

      the DESIRES How does one breed a pot-tah-toe

    • @FourTwenT
      @FourTwenT Před 7 lety +2

      Lord Genghis Shawn The Ultimate Invincible if you have to ask that, you're not worthy of owning one

    • @melissasmith104
      @melissasmith104 Před 7 lety +1

      The ASMR Gamer oh dang. hello asmr gamer i did not know you watched asmr vids like these love your youtube chanel btw

    • @jacobmartinez6478
      @jacobmartinez6478 Před 7 lety

      Should I watch your vids cause I saw a just cause one and I wasn't into it (no offense)

  • @wolfgamer6874
    @wolfgamer6874 Před 7 lety +12

    Just got my baby potato, Chip yesterday and he seems to be settling in well. Thanks for the video really helped me out.

  • @loganireland3113
    @loganireland3113 Před 7 lety +97

    would giving my pet potato vodka count as cannibalism?

    • @Slateproc
      @Slateproc Před 7 lety +8

      Logan Ireland not unless it's Irish vodka

    • @loganireland3113
      @loganireland3113 Před 7 lety +2

      Nathan Vincent sounds about right

    • @echoseven8580
      @echoseven8580 Před 7 lety +3

      Logan Ireland It's only cannibalism if it's non-consensual. Vodka can't NOT consent.

    • @bigburd875
      @bigburd875 Před 7 lety +3

      Logan Ireland nyet, he would become slavic

    • @sentientpotato6660
      @sentientpotato6660 Před 7 lety +1

      Logan Ireland Only if it's russian

  • @SifPaws
    @SifPaws Před 7 lety +79

    ER is the only person I know who can make an hour long video of a pet potato

    • @QuinnTheProle
      @QuinnTheProle Před 7 lety +3

      Small Paws This guy right here.... what a legend

    • @Joel8437
      @Joel8437 Před 7 lety +4

      Small Paws should get him to write my essays

  • @colbeeadams5724
    @colbeeadams5724 Před 7 lety +77

    This is seriously one of the best and most creative ASMR videos I have ever seen. Even better, it's full of tingles. So well done. I cannot praise this enough. Both relaxing and entertaining. I subscribed just because of how amazing this is. Great job! :D

  • @JJK-dx4fv
    @JJK-dx4fv Před 7 lety +25

    Me:ok I'm going to study!
    5minutes later. ⤴️

  • @meganbrooks6944
    @meganbrooks6944 Před 7 lety +15

    "Potatoes tend to be a very introverted and shy creature"
    *motions towards self*
    DID YOU MEAN ME?!

  • @spicyhotdog4776
    @spicyhotdog4776 Před 7 lety +186

    When ur lonely af but have no money to buy a pet.

    • @corndog3263
      @corndog3263 Před 7 lety +11

      Ethan Callahan what r u talking about taters r expensive

    • @maaikekaynta5079
      @maaikekaynta5079 Před 7 lety

      Ethan Callahan a rabbit literally costs like 10 dollars how broke are you?

    • @jelleheebing5716
      @jelleheebing5716 Před 7 lety +5

      Maaike Kaynta Who wants a rabbit though if you can get one of many kinds of potatoes with a hole variety of appearences and characteristics? Choice is easy to make I would say.

    • @Flevir
      @Flevir Před 7 lety +3

      Maaike Kaynta The expenses come more from care and providing for the animal than the animal itself. Trust me, me and my family own 4 animals, 2 dogs and 2 cats, and we spend quite a bit on them every month.

    • @captainhwdie2888
      @captainhwdie2888 Před 7 lety

      My dog costed close to $2,000

  • @adamantleague2901
    @adamantleague2901 Před 7 lety +176

    Instructions unclear, now married to a second serving of mashed potatoes

    • @HonorSocietyRebel
      @HonorSocietyRebel Před 7 lety +22

      Adamant League I'd say you have the opposite of a problem.

    • @erickane8163
      @erickane8163 Před 7 lety +8

      +the DESIRES do you want baby potatoes? because thats how you get baby potatoes

    • @kittys5654
      @kittys5654 Před 7 lety +1

      the DESIRES i get your joke there

  • @Samanthapants0077
    @Samanthapants0077 Před 6 lety +5

    Some of your videos are too funny to help me sleep... but if I stick with it you eventually relax me and I wake up in the morning with my headphones still on... . you really are so much fun

  • @lululaleeloo7621
    @lululaleeloo7621 Před 7 lety +39

    How to make your parents trust that you are responsible enough for a dog 👌😂🔫

  • @sacredpotato3326
    @sacredpotato3326 Před 7 lety +68

    finally i can take care of my potato

  • @atoastermakescorncake3549
    @atoastermakescorncake3549 Před 7 lety +47

    6 breeds of potatoes:
    The regular potato ( a very common potato, used in this video.)
    The sweet potato (Nasty creatures that bite and scratch.)
    The rare skinless potato (Skinless, rare, and hard to wash.)
    The overgrown potato (A potato that's been abandoned and now lives in the wild.)
    The Cucumber (A breed of potato that is found in water often, making love baths.)
    The Yam (A breed of potato who are enemies with Regular, sweet, and skinless.)
    Those are the six breeds of potatoes.

  • @nymphicide
    @nymphicide Před 7 lety +398

    what do you do if your potato is pregnant

  • @edgy_9950
    @edgy_9950 Před 7 lety +45

    welcome to asmr 2016 -"potatoes are great pet for entire family"

  • @LadyPallas
    @LadyPallas Před 7 lety +32

    That's a very good potato. The door is open and he's not even running away!

  • @rachaelthefabulous5004
    @rachaelthefabulous5004 Před 7 lety +113

    I'm Irish so I'm feeling this video on a spiritual level

    • @FourTwenT
      @FourTwenT Před 7 lety +1

      Hey how are ya

    • @oranohb64
      @oranohb64 Před 7 lety

      Rachael The Fabulous how's she ploughing

    • @hamzaisrar999
      @hamzaisrar999 Před 7 lety

      Rachael The Fabulous Ur very pretty

    • @Spocklee
      @Spocklee Před 7 lety +1

      Hamza Israr it's cuz she eats plenty potatoes

  • @syncopatedglory
    @syncopatedglory Před 7 lety +1

    there's only one person whose ASMR videos make me laugh until my face hurts. my adoration for this man is unreal.

  • @fiazshah3838
    @fiazshah3838 Před 7 lety +40

    my potato took a load of drugs. now he's totally baked.

  • @kevinspaceyVEVO
    @kevinspaceyVEVO Před 7 lety +220

    I fucking died when he showed how he walks his potato

  • @HMMHarwood
    @HMMHarwood Před 7 lety +9

    This guy is too damn clever. Share the creativity Ephemeral!

  • @Books_s39138
    @Books_s39138 Před 4 lety +4

    I love how the potato went through a quick name change.
    It went from Russel to Walter to Mr. Cuddles and to George 😂

  • @zeecaptain8202
    @zeecaptain8202 Před 7 lety +3

    "now say hello to Russell or Walter for short isn't that right Mr.cuddles? now George" I just died

  • @vanimmo1041
    @vanimmo1041 Před 7 lety +208

    Mom: where is the potatoes
    Son: dad has it in a cage and is talking to a camera
    Mom: get the bags were leaving

    • @kungfujesus1874
      @kungfujesus1874 Před 7 lety +10

      SkizzeHDTV they are going to buy more potatoes from the pet store

    • @00DoubleOh
      @00DoubleOh Před 7 lety +2

      SkizzeHDTV NO, NO MORE, IT'S TIME TO STOP

    • @vanimmo1041
      @vanimmo1041 Před 7 lety +2

      +00DoubleOh I'll never stop

    • @seal6763
      @seal6763 Před 7 lety

      SkizzeHDTV hahaha nice

    • @AirDarkHD
      @AirDarkHD Před 7 lety

      SkizzeHDTV what does "Skizze" mean? It's not talking about who I think is it?

  • @Sam-lu6wz
    @Sam-lu6wz Před 7 lety +115

    I want the potato to fall off the perch and ER to go "Oh Shit"

  • @harrysmith5895
    @harrysmith5895 Před 7 lety +26

    Mine saw us eating mashed potatoes at thanksgiving, has been much more reserved than usual, any tips for repairing our bond?

  • @alexwells6876
    @alexwells6876 Před 7 lety

    It's so good that you're encouraging potato pets. I adopted mine from a home, he had been recovering from a melt down. Even though he's mashed up now I always make sure he know he's special. I encourage all of you, adopt a potato, it will bring joy and happiness into your life.

  • @zuto96
    @zuto96 Před 7 lety +109

    This is either entertainment or one man's descent into madness

  • @LadyPallas
    @LadyPallas Před 7 lety +165

    "Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew." -Samwise Gamgee

  • @Anna-nh7dm
    @Anna-nh7dm Před 7 lety +19

    This is iconic.

  • @Books_s39138
    @Books_s39138 Před 2 lety +2

    This video is the very first video I’ve ever seen from this channel, and I’ve been subscribed to ER for almost 2 years now.
    How time flies lol

  • @ghfdt368
    @ghfdt368 Před 7 lety +102

    Me and my Potato are having a domestic crisis, he doesn't want to speak to me after I beat him in a game of monopoly.

    • @FourTwenT
      @FourTwenT Před 7 lety +18

      He's just looking for attention. Let him be, he'll come around

    • @Anonymouseyoutuber
      @Anonymouseyoutuber Před 7 lety

      tru tru

    • @itsMeDAnn
      @itsMeDAnn Před 7 lety +1

      RagingFeMg simply go up to him and say this "Wut Scrub? Rage Quit HUH?" then hell play again works alllll the time

    • @Anonymouseyoutuber
      @Anonymouseyoutuber Před 7 lety

      daniel ornellas suuuure

    • @bronton6204
      @bronton6204 Před 7 lety +1

      Oh my gosh! That happened to me but with Uno!

  • @moregasmthepowerful2959
    @moregasmthepowerful2959 Před 7 lety +136

    Po-ta-toes: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

    • @PurplePoppyAnimator
      @PurplePoppyAnimator Před 7 lety +13

      Oh dear, sounds like somebody's going to get a visit from the SPCA.

    • @teenie7850
      @teenie7850 Před 7 lety +2

      Moregasm the Powerful what's taters precious? What's taters!? 😂

    • @Pomodoroegg
      @Pomodoroegg Před 7 lety

      Nah you mean PETP

    • @h3mog0blin
      @h3mog0blin Před 7 lety +1

      Taters, precious?

    • @NoName-ze5dx
      @NoName-ze5dx Před 7 lety

      kreepy with a k I think I went too far

  • @tez9172
    @tez9172 Před 7 lety +15

    Did anyone see the Help Me sign in the back? I think he's holding the potato hostage.

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hey I just got into a little discussion about ASMR and remembered that this was my first ever ASMR video that gave me tingles and sent me down this rabbit hole that is ASMR. Kinda life changing in a weird kind of way, at least totally changed my view of entertainment.

  • @gummiboy544
    @gummiboy544 Před 7 lety +89

    I wake up and see this in my sub box.
    Guess I'm going back to sleep.

  • @ivanivanofivansson8551
    @ivanivanofivansson8551 Před 7 lety +36

    that's a good and healthy looking potato, what a big guy.

  • @ethanvalencia1500
    @ethanvalencia1500 Před 7 lety +1

    Easily one of the best content creators of all-time, I just love it all, everything top to bottom. The comedy style kills me and the ASMR is really thoughtfully done, podcasts are awesome too. Really dig it man!

  • @darylsalinas
    @darylsalinas Před 7 lety +8

    How did I even get here? It's almost 2 in the morning and I was supposed to be studying for exams

    • @helentelehowski679
      @helentelehowski679 Před 6 lety

      TheOriginalDaryl
      Tell the teacher you were up all night caring for your sick pet potato. Teacher don't believe you, show him/her this video.

  • @elrojo307
    @elrojo307 Před 7 lety +216

    Oh thank god I found a tutorial, mine is out of control😤😪

  • @User-hz7gz
    @User-hz7gz Před 7 lety +29

    The title was too good for me not to tap on it, fam...after watching this whole video and not questioning it, I think I need to start re-evaluating what I'm doing with my life.😂😂😂

    • @User-hz7gz
      @User-hz7gz Před 7 lety +6

      Pisses me off throughout the whole videos all his points are fucking rock solid😂 literally.

    • @jacobmartinez6478
      @jacobmartinez6478 Před 7 lety +3

      True true lol

  • @sereinity6684
    @sereinity6684 Před 7 lety +21

    39:24 Im done xDD
    Man I should really look into getting a pet potato aswell :)

    • @poamfisch3332
      @poamfisch3332 Před 7 lety +3

      Anibus I had a pet potato at one point in my life. He died after about two weeks. They don't live very long. (I'm being legit serious. In 5th grade my friend handed out potatoes on Valentine's Day)

    • @sereinity6684
      @sereinity6684 Před 7 lety +4

      Oh that's sad :c
      Maybe I should get myself a pet melon I heard they are very nice creatures aswell

  • @yaboipapoi5626
    @yaboipapoi5626 Před 7 lety +11

    "In a shoe" i want that on my gravestone

  • @georgelao2026
    @georgelao2026 Před 7 lety +32

    This is the calm version of How to Basic

  • @rigaboyz
    @rigaboyz Před 7 lety +311

    Is it okay that mine doesn't move? It's been 3 days. I'm worried :(

    • @veeti4210
      @veeti4210 Před 7 lety +36

      you should be worried if it actually moves (call the fucking police if it moves)

    • @haplopatryn145
      @haplopatryn145 Před 7 lety +15

      Chickens nah don't call the police call a frickin scientist man

    • @cenniebeanie
      @cenniebeanie Před 7 lety +1

      Brooks Books who the fuck would know who to call
      Bc I doubt they have a scientist on speed dial 😂😂😂😂😩

    • @veeti4210
      @veeti4210 Před 7 lety +4

      åooliukjyhtg

    • @jayanafunlife1912
      @jayanafunlife1912 Před 7 lety +6

      Chickens it starting to get cold so mabey its hibernating

  • @capt.crackerz8828
    @capt.crackerz8828 Před 6 měsíci

    I was in a really bad mindset, and I clicked on this video bc i was curious, and the random and good-ness of it helped me to start to calm down, thank you very much

  • @lunargeographer
    @lunargeographer Před 3 lety +1

    This is the first ASMR video I ever watched, 4 years ago. Feels nice

  • @ChillsWithSkills
    @ChillsWithSkills Před 7 lety +150

    i swear he has lost his mind, there's creativity then there's how to care for a potato... I still watch him though.

    • @ChillsWithSkills
      @ChillsWithSkills Před 7 lety

      Sleepy Dumpling xD

    • @yangwenli4878
      @yangwenli4878 Před 7 lety +5

      Madness or Genius? What's the difference?!

    • @thefetherd
      @thefetherd Před 7 lety +3

      It was requested like 1-2 years ago. Its not only uncle E who has lost his mind ^^

    • @mrhilov8
      @mrhilov8 Před 7 lety +1

      Look in the cage for the pictures. "Help me"

    • @leqs7065
      @leqs7065 Před 7 lety

      Nice grammar hehe xd

  • @rachelkelly4138
    @rachelkelly4138 Před 7 lety +50

    This should be a series like also mating you pet potatoes 😂

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 7 lety +29

      How To Breed Your Pet Potatoes? Hmm..

    • @jellobear7566
      @jellobear7566 Před 7 lety

      Ephemeral Rift lets just say... tapping two potatos together

    • @jelleheebing5716
      @jelleheebing5716 Před 7 lety +7

      Rachel Kelly I can just imagine: The breeding process of a potato is a very time consuming one.
      *stares at both potatoes for 10 mins straight then grabs a small potatoe from the basement.
      Would you look at that, a random ungrown potato appeared!

    • @paulcoderre6132
      @paulcoderre6132 Před 7 lety +1

      Jelle Heebing i farm them and jerk off to them mating

    • @biggiecakez5759
      @biggiecakez5759 Před 7 lety +1

      Rachel Kelly ummm thats weird bro

  • @SaintOrCinema
    @SaintOrCinema Před 7 lety +2

    This is just unbearably cute. I love my new pet potato.

  • @doplint9945
    @doplint9945 Před 7 lety +3

    "Russel or Walter for short isn't that right mr. cuddles, George here" 😂

    • @Poet_03
      @Poet_03 Před 6 lety

      Dop Lint “let’s put Bob on his stand”

  • @Spoonmancometogether
    @Spoonmancometogether Před 7 lety +40

    As an Irish-American, this gives me alot of tingles

  • @thech0ice262
    @thech0ice262 Před 7 lety +34

    Have I made it? is this the pinnacle of youtube content? I can feel the light, I'm going up to Valhalla...

    • @FourTwenT
      @FourTwenT Před 7 lety +1

      Stay down here with us

    • @thech0ice262
      @thech0ice262 Před 7 lety +3

      I have seen the light my children and let me tell you, jesus is actually a potato.

  • @rainerdawn7380
    @rainerdawn7380 Před 7 lety

    I love how he manages to keep a straight face while explaining how to exercise a potato. Outstanding video!!! sooooo many tingles

  • @zoomzoom9797
    @zoomzoom9797 Před 7 lety +72

    Its sad that I plan to watch this whole video

    • @lolasheep5163
      @lolasheep5163 Před 6 lety

      Zoom Zoom your profile pic is awesome

    • @vamp1310
      @vamp1310 Před 5 lety +1

      No it is not

    • @bridgerbowman489
      @bridgerbowman489 Před 3 lety

      If you reply 1 year after the other reply. It probably changed lol. Same here. 1 year after lol

    • @bridgerbowman489
      @bridgerbowman489 Před 3 lety

      @Animation Pro bruh idk it was 2am in the morning and my judgment was clouded 😂

    • @bridgerbowman489
      @bridgerbowman489 Před 3 lety

      Congratulations

  • @lsiehl803x
    @lsiehl803x Před 7 lety +384

    My pet carrot died last week, so that made this video so hard to watch

    • @maniacalcoast2742
      @maniacalcoast2742 Před 7 lety +16

      Damn I don't know what to say...

    • @BooThangBeloved
      @BooThangBeloved Před 7 lety +13

      lalalisa I'm so sorry to hear... It must have been so hard on you.

    • @raeleelol
      @raeleelol Před 7 lety +7

      R.I.P ⚰

    • @lsiehl803x
      @lsiehl803x Před 7 lety +20

      Thanks for all the support guys, I know my pet carrot is feeling all this love!!!!

    • @user-ny5cu5ol1p
      @user-ny5cu5ol1p Před 7 lety +13

      He says hi and he hates you for not giving him water, you evil bitch.

  • @Nizzzzify
    @Nizzzzify Před 7 lety +19

    It amazes me how so many people avoid the abstract. It must be because it scares them, or it just doesn't make sense to them. Not that subscriber count really matters, but it amazes me that so many redundant, low quality, unoriginal ASMR channels gain subscribers like mad. Yet ER consistently posts exceptionally original videos, filmed and recorded in great quality, that are both thought provoking and funny, but doesn't grow nearly as quickly as many of these other channels. I guess I just wish he got a bit more support or recognition for the quality content he puts out.

  • @nathanjordan1782
    @nathanjordan1782 Před 9 měsíci

    Uncle E’s character in these “Pet X” videos is such a fun blend of Yankee Woodshop, The Joys of Painting, and Home Shopping Network personalities. I would love to see a couple more of these in the future

  • @musicaldooder20
    @musicaldooder20 Před 6 lety +1

    This is not an easy video to relax to. It makes me laugh too much! Especially the bit where he “walks” the potato in the backyard. 😂😂

  • @chrisryder6163
    @chrisryder6163 Před 7 lety +258

    My mum wont let me get a pet potato

  • @DeployTheDRS
    @DeployTheDRS Před 7 lety +226

    MY POTATO BIT ME, I only just got it from my local pet store :(

    • @joem1950
      @joem1950 Před 7 lety +29

      Did you make the mistake getting a sweet potato? They are vicious.

    • @HexaSquirrel
      @HexaSquirrel Před 7 lety +5

      Joe Merica I remember a sweet potato making a video a few years back entitled, "Sweet Potatoes do have souls". Feisty little things they are.

    • @itsMeDAnn
      @itsMeDAnn Před 7 lety +3

      DeployTheDRS i got a sweet potato damn thing bit me and i punted that kid of a cliff

    • @tonymitchell3151
      @tonymitchell3151 Před 7 lety +9

      That's unfortunate buddy. I had a similar experience with my rescue potato. only I had him for 4 years without a problem until he bit my neighbor after he got loose. they threatened to sue me if I didn't put him down :(((

    • @jensonslife-gamingblogsand4237
      @jensonslife-gamingblogsand4237 Před 7 lety +1

      daniel ornellas DEAD XD

  • @VvT_TV
    @VvT_TV Před 7 lety

    I've had a pet potato for about two years now and he is an absolute delight! I've named him Bob and he is a joy to have around the family! He is very calm once he gets his roll around the house and his daily deliver of fresh crayons! I would definitely recommend a pet Potato for any family or for anyone who just wants the company!

  • @kristinbuhrow2942
    @kristinbuhrow2942 Před 7 lety +8

    This video is like a tranquilizer dart straight to the face. Tingles are like... immediate-- no matter where I start. Thank you! :)

  • @andysmith3910
    @andysmith3910 Před 7 lety +33

    First turkeys now potatoes?!?!?!
    Why do I love these so much?!?

  • @lipae438
    @lipae438 Před 5 lety

    I admire you not only for making those videos but for that you stay serious while doing them like it's all just normal

  • @vamp1310
    @vamp1310 Před 5 lety

    I found this to be really informative, so I decided to get a potato, and I can say the family has never been happier! Thank you ER!

  • @misspineapple553
    @misspineapple553 Před 7 lety +44

    these videos always bring a smile to my face
    _well, when hes not cutting me open_

    • @JohnSmith-xc8xe
      @JohnSmith-xc8xe Před 7 lety

      Miss Pineapple Is there a Mr. Pineapple?

    • @sadwalter7877
      @sadwalter7877 Před 7 lety

      John Smith she doesn't like to talk about it ._.

    • @idylliclove03
      @idylliclove03 Před 7 lety +1

      Miss Pineapple Mr. Pineapple met a tragic fate with Deep one Dave's stomach

    • @JohnSmith-xc8xe
      @JohnSmith-xc8xe Před 7 lety

      That's means she's available B)

    • @arcxcc
      @arcxcc Před 7 lety

      Miss Pineapple ah, you look so lovely without your disguise, miss pineapple.

  • @SirMacNoot1017
    @SirMacNoot1017 Před 7 lety +15

    All I could imagine was a bird in a cage with a potato and a kid saying "does your bird eat potato's?" and then me saying "well actually my potato eats birds".

  • @marinmontoya8206
    @marinmontoya8206 Před 7 lety

    This video has changed my life..thank you

  • @beavis9535
    @beavis9535 Před 7 lety

    THE FACT THIS THIS IS MORE THAN ONE HOUR LONG, is very helpful I can honestly say my potato named Fry is doing so well, he just loves orange juice thank you so much for this!!!

  • @alwaysfaithful8076
    @alwaysfaithful8076 Před 7 lety +46

    Me at 10pm: I'm going to bed early tonight to get a good nights sleep!
    Me at 3am: *How to care for your pet potato*

  • @jayshah8469
    @jayshah8469 Před 7 lety +19

    "Please say hello to Russel... or Walter, for short. Isn't that right, Mr. Cuddles? Now George has been with us for..."
    😂😂😂

    • @bookmulch7379
      @bookmulch7379 Před 7 lety

      Jay Shah hahahahah soo tru. mfw it happened... 😵😵😵😵

    • @Jay-ni7ho
      @Jay-ni7ho Před 7 lety

      Jay Shah 😂this dude had me laughing

  • @22kaybee22
    @22kaybee22 Před 6 lety +1

    I completely forgot about this video! I’m so glad I found it again

  • @xlbpb93
    @xlbpb93 Před 7 lety

    I love the unusual and very unique tingles you provide 😂 I don't know how you don't start laughing when recording your videos. I'd be hysterical looking at a potato in a cage. Keep up the weird and wonderfulness 😊

  • @trylobytes30
    @trylobytes30 Před 7 lety +21

    This vid pretty much sums up the level of my sanity.

  • @AXUtheBWC
    @AXUtheBWC Před 7 lety +155

    Eating fries while i watching this .....I am a criminal

    • @FourTwenT
      @FourTwenT Před 7 lety

      No worries

    • @JBean-yg7oy
      @JBean-yg7oy Před 7 lety +1

      had crisps lets go to hell together

    • @anonymgrill6695
      @anonymgrill6695 Před 7 lety

      Domnu' sofer, mai bine va apucati de invatat engleza

    • @aespyro
      @aespyro Před 7 lety +2

      now i know why the potato is an orphan...

    • @anonymgrill6695
      @anonymgrill6695 Před 7 lety

      Sunt şofer Vai domnu' sofer dar sunteti agresiv

  • @1950francesca
    @1950francesca Před 7 lety

    Absolutely brilliant...and hilarious!!! One of best ASMRs I've seen.

  • @spectrumz115
    @spectrumz115 Před 7 lety +9

    Roses are red
    I ate a burrito
    How to care for your pet potato

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM Před 7 lety +15

    23:01
    The way he paused mid-sentence, made it sound like some fucked up cannabalism.
    "I bet that's a great thing to feed your pet! Potato!"