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How to Care for a Pet Potato [ ASMR Tutorial ]
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- čas přidán 3. 08. 2024
- Are you allergic to cats, dogs or even people? Do you wish for the perfect pet without all the fuss? Well look no further! In this extended ASMR tutorial session, I show how easy it is to care for your very own pet potato!
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:58 Meet Our Pet Potato!
00:07:31 Feeding your Pet Potato: Legos, Assorted Dice, Wooden Match Sticks, Finishing Nails
00:22:23 Feeding your Pet Potato: Paper Clips
00:30:00 Feeding your Pet Potato: Jar of Pickles, Jar of Baby Food, Storage Container, Assorted Candy
00:20:14 Hydrating Your Pet Potato
00:25:48 Pet Potato Art Work
00:35:40 Exercise: Walking Your Pet Potato
00:40:54 Exercise: Pet Potato & The Exercise Ball
00:44:04 Hygiene: Washing & Bathing Your Pet Potato
00:55:03 Pet Potato Relaxation Techniques ( Leather Gloves, Wooden Match Sticks, Potato Tapping, Shopping Bags, Tupperware, Ping Pong Balls, Rocks, Latex Gloves, Brushing )
Tweet and share pics of your pet potato!
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What the potato is ASMR !? It's 2 things, potato head! A sensation and a medium!
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant!
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing, yet often entertaining experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting!
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect! Ha!
I once had a potato named Herbert. He died in the dishwasher.
0-0 what are you doing here
ThreadBanger You like ER??? :D
I hope it's how he would've wanted to go
My Condolences
OMG WHATTTT CZcamsRS HAVE LIVES OUTSIDE THEIR OWN VIDEOS?!?? love your videos by the way and STOP CUTTING YOURSELF BE MORE CAREFUL PLEASE
Poor guy
As an Irishman, I tend to my herd of potatoes every day, I milk the spuds every morning and I harvest their potato meat and skin to make hide. Every spring, potato calves are born and lay in the fields.
With my potato hide I produce potato leather, used to make potato boots and potato hats.
I am an Irish potato farmer, proud and true.
Purplepoppyanimator
When they give birth, do they come out as chips or crisps?
Extremely Moist Nobody knows, they lay their eggs underground and only come up in their third pupae stage.
My roosters however lay their eggs in nests, and wake me up every morning.
Christ lad yer some fella huh, I'd say you're from Cavan if I had to guess, they're fierce awful up der
EuropesNinja Nah lad, I'm from around de Limerick / People's Republic of Cork area boi.
Jaysus tis some winter we're havin', bet ye a fiver tw'il be a white Christmas, but ah sure lookit, whatever happens y'kno?
Purplepoppyanimator
How to speak Irish if you're an Englishman
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked
*Say it fast*
My potato has just been sent off to Oxford and he is now becoming the French fry he needed to be. They grow up so fast. 😢😢😢😢
I'm proud of him :) and of you for raising such a well-rounded spud
@@parker-boy98 more like stud
Good parenting dude, be careful though, once they leave it’s pretty common for a home potato to end up mashed somewhere, pretty scary stuff:(
39:17 when youre this mans neighbor and you look over your fence to see him dragging a potato on a leash through his yard
"Honey, the whispering guy is walking his potato again"
MASTER RIFT PLS DON'T KEEP ME IN THE CAGE THAT LONG
you might get spoiled oh no
fuck you hasselhoff
Potato its of to the frying chambers vith you vittle vone.
Potato- it's been some time since I've seen you my friend.
LongArm Dinosaur I was gonna say the same thing
I'm not sure I'm ready for this kinda responsibility
El Wraith same tbh
El Wraith same tbh
El Wraith same tbh
El Wraith same tbh
same tbh
Son: Where are my legos?
Mom: Your father's feeding them to the potato in the basement.
Hah hah soooooo funny
(Smashes potato)MEH LEGOS!
Rift from the basement: *DO YOU WANT IT TO STARVE!*
Are baby potatoes call tater totlers?
Matt Smith omg 😂😂
Aww
i have always wondered that because i want baby potatos but i dont know if my two potatos are the same gender or opposite. I also want to spade and neuter the children. but i dont know how to, do i go to pet smart or an animal hospital?
@@hedwig5360 you go to a farmer :P
This comment is GOLD
don't give him too much candy or he'll turn into a sweet potato ;)
em c lol nice one
em c now that is a quality joke. I appreciate that.
em c wouldn't you want your potato to be sweet? I know I don't like my potato to be grumpy
Huehuehuehuehuehue
What are you doing tonight?
ME: Watching/Listening to a man massage a potato.
Samuel Maxwell Them:. what sex club are you going to for that, perv?
I don't know why, but my potato is sitting on top and of the ceiling fan, and refuses to get down.
Minembo throw a toaster at him that might work.
Flapjack the American penguin always does
Minembo Turn on the fan
Minembo has he done it before with any suicidal thoughts?
Minembo sing a poato flew around my room before you came excuse and before you sing turn on the fan
i wonder if he sometimes stops and thinks to himself
*what the fuck am i doing right now*
while hes editing and stuff
Dank af my dude Just imagine what his wife must be thinking...
Hyperion yeah same.
Hodenmensch SHUT UP YOU ARE A SIN
Boogie Stalker what XD
@@theoneandonlybrooklyn982 rude
Tell me, what the hell do I say if someone walks in and sees me watching a video of a guy telling me how to care for a potato?
Mr. Smiley just pronounce to them that you are homosexual that should give you enough time to strangle them with a pillow before they tell anyone
MichaelTechGaming Hilarious and Original.
Mr. Smiley just say it's for a school project
Mr. Smiley Ask them if they'd care to join.
Mr. Smiley just say "Don't judge me...."
The fact that that potato has better handwriting than most kids at my school scares me.
Also, can we get a tutorial on how to take care of a Yam?
We need one!
Victini Tube You go to a school of vegetables.
APEX REAP3RZ why did this comment make me laugh so hard
Shadow Mimikyu65 There's a LOT of smart people at your school. Since one of the top reasons for sloppy handwriting is intelligence.
This video is LOWKEY dark. The cage says "help me" and scribble drawings. Also he has A mallet,salt, pepper and a bowl with a grinder on his shelf in the background. I think the potato is being abused! Lol
Daryl Alarde call 911
Daryl Alarde TBH, I think that may have just been Rift trying to decorate the cage... But then again, this IS the Rift World, where sense and logic is thrown out the window for the sake of quality and creativity, so it is feasible that the "Help Me!" poster is the potato's outcry for help. It's up to the viewer to see it either way, I suppose. (Now that I'm seeing that mallet, I can't help but think of Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog saying "That's it, I'm gettin' me mallet!")
Daryl Alarde I mean, to be fair, that's just mortar and pestle, not much he could do to a potato witb that.
jesus chris ur what, what in the fuck am i watching
Potato abuse needs to stop now!
Potato vids bring all the Irish to the yard,
and they're like "That famine was hard",
"Damn right, that famine was hard",
They could teach you, but they have to farm.
that was just... BEAUTIFUL
Maria Copeland such consideration for us Irishmen
Maria Copeland how nice that you are stereotyping are country. Now, i must farm for 5 hours. then go get in bar fight. top of the morn.
AYE SHUT THE FOOK UP ABOUT YER STUPID FOOKIN FAMINE! WE HAGGUS FARMERS HAVE HAD IT WAY WORSE THAN YE SCRAWNY LITTLE IRISHMEN! GET OVER IT AND SHUT THE FOOK UP'
Almost a Walrus i literally read it in that voice in my head, omg
this is art
this is true
you're Art 🎨💙
no this is patrick
Aidan Titus me too thanks
"Say hello to Russell or Walter for short isn't that right mr cuddles. Now George has been with us for..."
Get a Edumacation gotta put bob on his perch
Jessica Landwehr
Jeremiah's leash, too lmao
"let's get Jeremiah's leash off here"
Get a Edumacation don't forget Jeremiah
I came to this video thinking I'll be able to sleep to the calming voice. Well, come to find out I'm going to spend the entire time chuckling at ER's straight-faced humor. Also, that ellipse is exactly where I paused to write this comment.
I've never been so confused and weirded out yet calm at the same time
LOL someone featured the photo of the cage and potato on ifunny...the caption •i really need to study for this test•
•me 10mins later•
•how to care for a pet potato•
Im lovin it😂😂😂😂
Brandon Barclay what's your iFunny (I know I'm late)
"hey dude how have you been I haven't seen you since high school! What do you do now?"
ER: *sends link to this video* "I am a potato connoisseur"
I'd do it
Glad I watched this before I picked up my first 'tater, didn't realise the responsibility involved!
I've been breeding them for years. Any questions, let me know
the DESIRES How does one breed a pot-tah-toe
Lord Genghis Shawn The Ultimate Invincible if you have to ask that, you're not worthy of owning one
The ASMR Gamer oh dang. hello asmr gamer i did not know you watched asmr vids like these love your youtube chanel btw
Should I watch your vids cause I saw a just cause one and I wasn't into it (no offense)
Just got my baby potato, Chip yesterday and he seems to be settling in well. Thanks for the video really helped me out.
would giving my pet potato vodka count as cannibalism?
Logan Ireland not unless it's Irish vodka
Nathan Vincent sounds about right
Logan Ireland It's only cannibalism if it's non-consensual. Vodka can't NOT consent.
Logan Ireland nyet, he would become slavic
Logan Ireland Only if it's russian
ER is the only person I know who can make an hour long video of a pet potato
Small Paws This guy right here.... what a legend
Small Paws should get him to write my essays
This is seriously one of the best and most creative ASMR videos I have ever seen. Even better, it's full of tingles. So well done. I cannot praise this enough. Both relaxing and entertaining. I subscribed just because of how amazing this is. Great job! :D
Why thank you kindly!
Sar'bear Khaos OMG LUCKYY HE COMMENT ON YOURS TOOOOOOOO
Ephemeral Rift you need to do part 2
Me:ok I'm going to study!
5minutes later. ⤴️
"Potatoes tend to be a very introverted and shy creature"
*motions towards self*
DID YOU MEAN ME?!
When ur lonely af but have no money to buy a pet.
Ethan Callahan what r u talking about taters r expensive
Ethan Callahan a rabbit literally costs like 10 dollars how broke are you?
Maaike Kaynta Who wants a rabbit though if you can get one of many kinds of potatoes with a hole variety of appearences and characteristics? Choice is easy to make I would say.
Maaike Kaynta The expenses come more from care and providing for the animal than the animal itself. Trust me, me and my family own 4 animals, 2 dogs and 2 cats, and we spend quite a bit on them every month.
My dog costed close to $2,000
Instructions unclear, now married to a second serving of mashed potatoes
Adamant League I'd say you have the opposite of a problem.
+the DESIRES do you want baby potatoes? because thats how you get baby potatoes
the DESIRES i get your joke there
Some of your videos are too funny to help me sleep... but if I stick with it you eventually relax me and I wake up in the morning with my headphones still on... . you really are so much fun
How to make your parents trust that you are responsible enough for a dog 👌😂🔫
Lulula Leeloo *potato
finally i can take care of my potato
6 breeds of potatoes:
The regular potato ( a very common potato, used in this video.)
The sweet potato (Nasty creatures that bite and scratch.)
The rare skinless potato (Skinless, rare, and hard to wash.)
The overgrown potato (A potato that's been abandoned and now lives in the wild.)
The Cucumber (A breed of potato that is found in water often, making love baths.)
The Yam (A breed of potato who are enemies with Regular, sweet, and skinless.)
Those are the six breeds of potatoes.
yam is my fav!
A toaster makes corncake small purple ones?
what do you do if your potato is pregnant
radtemmie GO TO A VET OR FARMER
Jayana Fun Life but i kidnapped my potato
radtemmie Potato-bortion I'm afraid
Jelle Heebing good idea
tragicramen Give up the drugs
welcome to asmr 2016 -"potatoes are great pet for entire family"
That's a very good potato. The door is open and he's not even running away!
I'm Irish so I'm feeling this video on a spiritual level
Hey how are ya
Rachael The Fabulous how's she ploughing
Rachael The Fabulous Ur very pretty
Hamza Israr it's cuz she eats plenty potatoes
there's only one person whose ASMR videos make me laugh until my face hurts. my adoration for this man is unreal.
my potato took a load of drugs. now he's totally baked.
Nice one.
I fucking died when he showed how he walks his potato
Papa Pyro Same. 😂😂
You can hear the little bell on the potatoes leash. 😂😂😭
I wish I died
the DESIRES Nooo!
DJBox 03 Right. 😂😂
This guy is too damn clever. Share the creativity Ephemeral!
I love how the potato went through a quick name change.
It went from Russel to Walter to Mr. Cuddles and to George 😂
"now say hello to Russell or Walter for short isn't that right Mr.cuddles? now George" I just died
Mom: where is the potatoes
Son: dad has it in a cage and is talking to a camera
Mom: get the bags were leaving
SkizzeHDTV they are going to buy more potatoes from the pet store
SkizzeHDTV NO, NO MORE, IT'S TIME TO STOP
+00DoubleOh I'll never stop
SkizzeHDTV hahaha nice
SkizzeHDTV what does "Skizze" mean? It's not talking about who I think is it?
I want the potato to fall off the perch and ER to go "Oh Shit"
SamiAm and then the potato shits for the first time xD
wat
Mine saw us eating mashed potatoes at thanksgiving, has been much more reserved than usual, any tips for repairing our bond?
Put pins in it
Talk to each other ask him/her about their life just like what I’ve heard of how you make friends
It's so good that you're encouraging potato pets. I adopted mine from a home, he had been recovering from a melt down. Even though he's mashed up now I always make sure he know he's special. I encourage all of you, adopt a potato, it will bring joy and happiness into your life.
This is either entertainment or one man's descent into madness
actually its past that at this point
zuto96 I think it's both
I was gonna argue, but I can't.
is that marauder shields
Either/or, it's a good show.
"Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew." -Samwise Gamgee
Josh Has A Chaser NARSTY LITTLE, HOBBITSIS
Papa Pyro Sneaky little hobbitses.
Josh Has A Chaser Fat little hobbitses
What's taters precious
the DESIRES PO TAY TOES
This is iconic.
This video is the very first video I’ve ever seen from this channel, and I’ve been subscribed to ER for almost 2 years now.
How time flies lol
Me and my Potato are having a domestic crisis, he doesn't want to speak to me after I beat him in a game of monopoly.
He's just looking for attention. Let him be, he'll come around
tru tru
RagingFeMg simply go up to him and say this "Wut Scrub? Rage Quit HUH?" then hell play again works alllll the time
daniel ornellas suuuure
Oh my gosh! That happened to me but with Uno!
Po-ta-toes: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Oh dear, sounds like somebody's going to get a visit from the SPCA.
Moregasm the Powerful what's taters precious? What's taters!? 😂
Nah you mean PETP
Taters, precious?
kreepy with a k I think I went too far
Did anyone see the Help Me sign in the back? I think he's holding the potato hostage.
Hey I just got into a little discussion about ASMR and remembered that this was my first ever ASMR video that gave me tingles and sent me down this rabbit hole that is ASMR. Kinda life changing in a weird kind of way, at least totally changed my view of entertainment.
I wake up and see this in my sub box.
Guess I'm going back to sleep.
gummiboy544 xD
hehe xd
that's a good and healthy looking potato, what a big guy.
Frank Ivansson
For you.
Easily one of the best content creators of all-time, I just love it all, everything top to bottom. The comedy style kills me and the ASMR is really thoughtfully done, podcasts are awesome too. Really dig it man!
How did I even get here? It's almost 2 in the morning and I was supposed to be studying for exams
TheOriginalDaryl
Tell the teacher you were up all night caring for your sick pet potato. Teacher don't believe you, show him/her this video.
Oh thank god I found a tutorial, mine is out of control😤😪
Matty Savage lol
Matty Savage 😂👌🏻
The title was too good for me not to tap on it, fam...after watching this whole video and not questioning it, I think I need to start re-evaluating what I'm doing with my life.😂😂😂
Pisses me off throughout the whole videos all his points are fucking rock solid😂 literally.
True true lol
39:24 Im done xDD
Man I should really look into getting a pet potato aswell :)
Anibus I had a pet potato at one point in my life. He died after about two weeks. They don't live very long. (I'm being legit serious. In 5th grade my friend handed out potatoes on Valentine's Day)
Oh that's sad :c
Maybe I should get myself a pet melon I heard they are very nice creatures aswell
"In a shoe" i want that on my gravestone
This is the calm version of How to Basic
Is it okay that mine doesn't move? It's been 3 days. I'm worried :(
you should be worried if it actually moves (call the fucking police if it moves)
Chickens nah don't call the police call a frickin scientist man
Brooks Books who the fuck would know who to call
Bc I doubt they have a scientist on speed dial 😂😂😂😂😩
åooliukjyhtg
Chickens it starting to get cold so mabey its hibernating
I was in a really bad mindset, and I clicked on this video bc i was curious, and the random and good-ness of it helped me to start to calm down, thank you very much
This is the first ASMR video I ever watched, 4 years ago. Feels nice
i swear he has lost his mind, there's creativity then there's how to care for a potato... I still watch him though.
Sleepy Dumpling xD
Madness or Genius? What's the difference?!
It was requested like 1-2 years ago. Its not only uncle E who has lost his mind ^^
Look in the cage for the pictures. "Help me"
Nice grammar hehe xd
This should be a series like also mating you pet potatoes 😂
How To Breed Your Pet Potatoes? Hmm..
Ephemeral Rift lets just say... tapping two potatos together
Rachel Kelly I can just imagine: The breeding process of a potato is a very time consuming one.
*stares at both potatoes for 10 mins straight then grabs a small potatoe from the basement.
Would you look at that, a random ungrown potato appeared!
Jelle Heebing i farm them and jerk off to them mating
Rachel Kelly ummm thats weird bro
This is just unbearably cute. I love my new pet potato.
"Russel or Walter for short isn't that right mr. cuddles, George here" 😂
Dop Lint “let’s put Bob on his stand”
As an Irish-American, this gives me alot of tingles
...right
Same. Except for the Irish-American part
Billy Bob Thorton's Pet Anchoive fellow Irishman
Billy Bob Thorton's Pet Anchoive as a fellow Irish American I want to get drunk
Have I made it? is this the pinnacle of youtube content? I can feel the light, I'm going up to Valhalla...
Stay down here with us
I have seen the light my children and let me tell you, jesus is actually a potato.
I love how he manages to keep a straight face while explaining how to exercise a potato. Outstanding video!!! sooooo many tingles
Its sad that I plan to watch this whole video
Zoom Zoom your profile pic is awesome
No it is not
If you reply 1 year after the other reply. It probably changed lol. Same here. 1 year after lol
@Animation Pro bruh idk it was 2am in the morning and my judgment was clouded 😂
Congratulations
My pet carrot died last week, so that made this video so hard to watch
Damn I don't know what to say...
lalalisa I'm so sorry to hear... It must have been so hard on you.
R.I.P ⚰
Thanks for all the support guys, I know my pet carrot is feeling all this love!!!!
He says hi and he hates you for not giving him water, you evil bitch.
It amazes me how so many people avoid the abstract. It must be because it scares them, or it just doesn't make sense to them. Not that subscriber count really matters, but it amazes me that so many redundant, low quality, unoriginal ASMR channels gain subscribers like mad. Yet ER consistently posts exceptionally original videos, filmed and recorded in great quality, that are both thought provoking and funny, but doesn't grow nearly as quickly as many of these other channels. I guess I just wish he got a bit more support or recognition for the quality content he puts out.
Frusch I swear if I see one more "cranial nerve exam" video...
Uncle E’s character in these “Pet X” videos is such a fun blend of Yankee Woodshop, The Joys of Painting, and Home Shopping Network personalities. I would love to see a couple more of these in the future
This is not an easy video to relax to. It makes me laugh too much! Especially the bit where he “walks” the potato in the backyard. 😂😂
My mum wont let me get a pet potato
Christoffer Avdal tf mom
Christoffer Avdal my pet rock killed and ate my let potato
my pussy ate the potato
Satan pls dont
Christoffer Avdal lol
MY POTATO BIT ME, I only just got it from my local pet store :(
Did you make the mistake getting a sweet potato? They are vicious.
Joe Merica I remember a sweet potato making a video a few years back entitled, "Sweet Potatoes do have souls". Feisty little things they are.
DeployTheDRS i got a sweet potato damn thing bit me and i punted that kid of a cliff
That's unfortunate buddy. I had a similar experience with my rescue potato. only I had him for 4 years without a problem until he bit my neighbor after he got loose. they threatened to sue me if I didn't put him down :(((
daniel ornellas DEAD XD
I've had a pet potato for about two years now and he is an absolute delight! I've named him Bob and he is a joy to have around the family! He is very calm once he gets his roll around the house and his daily deliver of fresh crayons! I would definitely recommend a pet Potato for any family or for anyone who just wants the company!
This video is like a tranquilizer dart straight to the face. Tingles are like... immediate-- no matter where I start. Thank you! :)
Glad to hear it worked!
Kristin Buhrow how do you know what that feels like
First turkeys now potatoes?!?!?!
Why do I love these so much?!?
Andy Smith *Gobble*
Next Episode: How to strike up a conversation with a potted plant
I admire you not only for making those videos but for that you stay serious while doing them like it's all just normal
I found this to be really informative, so I decided to get a potato, and I can say the family has never been happier! Thank you ER!
these videos always bring a smile to my face
_well, when hes not cutting me open_
Miss Pineapple Is there a Mr. Pineapple?
John Smith she doesn't like to talk about it ._.
Miss Pineapple Mr. Pineapple met a tragic fate with Deep one Dave's stomach
That's means she's available B)
Miss Pineapple ah, you look so lovely without your disguise, miss pineapple.
All I could imagine was a bird in a cage with a potato and a kid saying "does your bird eat potato's?" and then me saying "well actually my potato eats birds".
This video has changed my life..thank you
THE FACT THIS THIS IS MORE THAN ONE HOUR LONG, is very helpful I can honestly say my potato named Fry is doing so well, he just loves orange juice thank you so much for this!!!
Me at 10pm: I'm going to bed early tonight to get a good nights sleep!
Me at 3am: *How to care for your pet potato*
"Please say hello to Russel... or Walter, for short. Isn't that right, Mr. Cuddles? Now George has been with us for..."
😂😂😂
Jay Shah hahahahah soo tru. mfw it happened... 😵😵😵😵
Jay Shah 😂this dude had me laughing
I completely forgot about this video! I’m so glad I found it again
I love the unusual and very unique tingles you provide 😂 I don't know how you don't start laughing when recording your videos. I'd be hysterical looking at a potato in a cage. Keep up the weird and wonderfulness 😊
This vid pretty much sums up the level of my sanity.
Eating fries while i watching this .....I am a criminal
No worries
had crisps lets go to hell together
Domnu' sofer, mai bine va apucati de invatat engleza
now i know why the potato is an orphan...
Sunt şofer Vai domnu' sofer dar sunteti agresiv
Absolutely brilliant...and hilarious!!! One of best ASMRs I've seen.
Roses are red
I ate a burrito
How to care for your pet potato
23:01
The way he paused mid-sentence, made it sound like some fucked up cannabalism.
"I bet that's a great thing to feed your pet! Potato!"
Moist nipples