Ultimate Checkers ASMR - Unboxing, Tutorial, and........(wait for it)........ CHECKERS NOISES!!!!!!!
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
- Welcome to an ASMR video about the greatest and most challenging game of all time: Checkers! In this video I unbox a brand new checkers set containing the latest rules, explore the delightful noises of the checkers checkerboard and checkers pieces, and then finish with a sample game meant as a tutorial for those new to the game!
00:00:00 A Sign of a Thing to Come
00:04:47 Quotient
00:05:31 A Few Words About Chess
00:08:00 The Unboxing
00:27:44 Checkers Checkerboard Noises
00:31:09 The Rules of Checkers
00:36:56 Checkers Pieces Noises
00:43:17 Sample Game - How To Play Checkers
00:57:17 Final Thoughts & More Checkers Pieces Noises
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I don’t know what’s more impressive, him not breaking character when he does something ridiculous or funny or his endless creativity.
It’s almost like choosing actor, or writer
Both
God when he said “And then move that little bitch, that you call a king, one space. What the fuck is that all about?!” I literally wheezed so hard
@UCOg_iuawXxImVAdL0C9aijw 6:36
Funniest shit
That was so funny 😂
I read that as he said it
I feel like he's calling someone out with that
The absolute second he says the word "quotient", the time marker at the bottom switched to the quotient section. This has got to be the most high quality content ever to exist on this platform
i want to see if he could pull of a Santa costume with his beard
Next time all my ties are dirty, imma just whip out the “TIE GO HERE” card. 🤣
I see this as a win win
how tf does a tie get dirty? you eat soup every day or somethin?
@@evie5375 trust me it’s easier than you think
Lol
@@evie5375 How does Shirt Get Dirty
Everybody gangsta till uncle rift be wearing the ‘tie go here’ drip.
When you don’t have the time to put on attire, write “(piece of clothing) goes here” and then you are ready to go outside
Edit: only clothing that isn’t required, don’t go outside naked
@@australium7374 a sweet I’ll do that next time I go out
@@australium7374 lmao nice pfp
Ya
Clothes go here
In the closet
CZcams castrating our King by not letting him cuss within the first 4 minutes
This video is genuinely funny. :)
Real life peebs in ER comments. How
@@cosmiccomputer9380 the multiverse has started to collapse and all things have started to mesh together as one
@@Tbonezz11 LOL
Holy crap it's PBG. You come here to unwind after some Mario Chaos?
Holy what! PBG was my childhood and he watches ER!
I also study the holy scriptures of microsoft MS-DoS.
Duke nukem 3d anyone?
@@m3rcuryslaboratory322 ?
@@m3rcuryslaboratory322 Jazz Jackrabbit?
As a vintage computer enthusiast I love this.
@@m3rcuryslaboratory322 AH HELL YEA the newest is Shit tho
ASMR Reading the entire MS-DOS User Guide in one sitting
He might fall asleep reading it 😂
@@diggy1147 no he wouldn’t, it’s a beautiful piece of literature.
6:36
That part killed me, so true 😂
I actually played chess today and watched this video to go to sleep, I was literally exactly like this. “Why the fuck can’t my shit move” that’s exactly how I was thinking when he said that. remembering my king get owned by a bishop
@@australium7374 That's really just all of Western European history from the Holy Roman Empire on 😂
I agree 😀
why is it so funny that he seems genuinely angry about how little the king does in chess
I somehow managed a full 15 mins of this video before I realised one of his sleeves is missing..
Nice spot
Never would have realized but now it’s obvious
When I scrolled back up to look, he pulled in the mic boom with TP on it.
I didnt know until you pointed It out 🤣
I read this right after I realized the state of his "curtains".
I can't believe how much detail ER puts in his videos.
Can’t decide if *the “tie go here” and right missing sleeve* is the _latest fashion trend_ or *homeless style*
lol didnt even notice the missing sleeve XD
I'm laughing so hard omg
Have you not heard of the new hot fashion trend called derelict.
(Products may be flammable when in gasoline fight)
Anyone else watch rifts vids like they’re just normal CZcams videos sometimes? For entertainment?
I listen to them while I’m playing games
often 😂
Trust us, you ain’t alone in that
Kinda
Yes
This is your best video in quite a while. This one was HILARIOUS and relaxing at the same time & that's quite a feat! Im definitely favoriting this video. Hats off to you, sir! I hope you are. Doing well.
“I’m not much of an ax man”
Yeah, I much prefer old spice personally
Munch
13:51 :this knife doesnt seem quite appropriate
14:30 : Machete
"Tie Go Here" and the one-sleeve jacket are this season's HOTTEST trends.
The way E says literature so softly makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside 😊
Until the nightmares of doki doki hit you
I tend to skip over short bits of videos sometimes, so I skipped 10 seconds like three times and ended up with ER saying without any context
“Good Night, Good Afternoon and Good Job”
Don't forget "good 'n' plenty", it's a classic licorice candy.
Nobody:
ERift: Opens Checkers box with an ax.
Isn't it so confusing how u start reading the comments at the same time it show what's happening in the video?
Let's get Uncle E to 1 million subscribers.
**Anytime rift curses in a video**
Everybody: Oh mYGod ivE neverHeARd hIm SWeaR BEfoRe
Make them watch iggy manly and they’ll faint
Oh yah they will be cryin about it just because he's doin it for a character.
Bitch, wait, ur true
he let his son swear when he was like 10, he talked about it in a video. Basically that his policy wasn't "don't swear," but instead "know when it's appropriate to swear."
"we are going to unbox a *brand new set of checkers* " pulls out a box that looks older than me
I feel like every checker box legally has to look beaten up
Honestly he brings up a good point about the king’s movement in chess.
The king is nothing without his loyal subjects!
Loving that tie ER
Me too🥰🥰
I always wonder how he's always rockin' that handlebar mustache
“Tie go here” 😂
hey ER, just wanna say thanks for posting these vids. i’ve been getting into modding and your videos along with other ASMRtists have been very calming and helpful background sounds for when im having a hard time figuring out why my code isnt working properly.
This is my favorite video now. I even listen to it at work when I’m busy and it makes me relaxed but also it makes me laugh lol, perfect
That’s the freshest new updated folding checkerboard I’ve ever listened to. Much gratitude 🙌🖖
I really thought this was a tutorial on how to unbox checkers and I was so ready for a step by step
Sick tie
Remember like... A month ago when this dude was still fucking bald?!?
Lol yes
Paul uses fucking black magic on his hair, I swear to god
I think he records some of these videos months in advance and then presents them out of order just to mess with us. He's gone from bald to Bob Ross before.
I was too busy focusing on those damn curls at the ends of his mustache.
It was actually half a year or so
What an incredible book! I hope it gets more recognition in the future because it changed the ways we write a story
Agree
That book saved my life, it's such an underrated classic
Audio is off the chains here Paul,
Impressive.
True
True dat. Jokes are subtle
And on point too imo
Don’t mind me piggy backing on your comment but u came in nicely
Hey ER, id like to thank you so very much. just over a year ago i found your channel after i started watching asmr, and ive loved all your videos since i found you, You have made my sleeps so much easier, and there hasnt been a single time where your amazing voice hasnt been able to put me to sleep. thank you so much for what you do.
This is a nice partial callback to your older Chess video. I love your videos where you teach us stuff.
His videos always impress me with the amount of thought that goes into each one! ER is forever my favorite asmr artist ❤️
This was splendid. Thanks for all of your content - very creative, always enjoyable.
Rift, reading from the exalted Book of Dos: “That is-“
Me: “Profound.”
Rift: “-probably the single most profound-“
Me: *happy noises*
I’VE NEVER HEARD EPHEMERAL CURSE LIKE THIS AND I’M DYING HERE
Find his Iggy Manly vids xD
@@MidnightOver 🏃♂️
Efernal? What the hell?
@@seshgreen4084 ?
Every single video on this channel leaves me better of than when I started. Such a good place to hang out.
You’re the only “asmrtist” I know of that can make me laugh while also making me relax
My favourite ER video to date.
This makes me smile so much LOVE this channel so fricking much
Thank you Mr.Rift. after a long day of work I really appreciate this.
Love the videos keep up the Good Work!!
I love everything you do E, just want you to know I appreciate and miss the riftverse though. I miss Dave's sweet voice.
Nice🥰
Yeppers, I'm definitely and absolutely ready for another trip to the thrift shop, where you can find all the latest in fashion, entertainment items, and more.
I miss Margaret so much (but I also love this video and liked it super fast)
Best ASMR created!
Please make more of this sort of kind. The virtual playing was very entertaining, fairly played. 🔴⚫️
Absolutely astounding
* 400 likes - 0 dislikes *
“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”
500 now
annnnnd somebody disliked it. Imma find you and make you listen to nails of chalkboard for an hour.
@@Jaijaibinkx it’s like 1k likes to 8 dislikes now so you got some lookin to do
3.1k - 37 at this very moment Friday January 15, 2021 9:48 pm
@@lemmysbassdial9821 to those 37 people, your free trial of life has expired.
LOL you crack me up when im trying to sleep, thank you my friend it was worth it
I have been waiting all my life for this video and I never knew it
“Tie Go Here” is so clever, we should all wear one on April 1st
I've saved most of your videos on my channel there the best asmr videos thanks for helping me sleep
lol, didn’t expect to laught on an asmr video, but you bring the funny in this one!
Started all with "Tie go here", that got me in like 5 seconds xD
Thank you for this upload
Man... it's been so long since I've played Checkers.
...Same-
@Christian Ball lack of time to play I think and takes more effort to setup than a video game. Last game I played a year or two ago was Monopoly... I think I also played Pandemic (or was it called Outbreak)....
I have played card games like cards against humanity in the past year
@@MSDesignASMR my problem is I don't have anyone to play them with.
@@jeffgayzose8129 that's usually the issue as well. My cats don't play board games
@@MSDesignASMR lol my cat likes to sniff the pieces, but that's about it
The metal ringing sounds from the machete gave me tingles out the wazoo. It even made my ears tingle!
Can't wait for that manual reading video! Sounded great.
This is by far the best video that he has ever made:
Its funny, but still relaxing. It has great tingles and then there is this weird energy about it, such as the "tie goes here" sticky note, toilet roll and sleeve on the jacket missing -this distracts the mind from everyday worries and thoughts, which helps me sleep (i often overthink before falling asleep). Everything is so well spoken and funny, almost like he is following a script, but it still feels like natural improv. All in all i give this video 10/10 - masterpiece.
sorry for bad english, im from Denmark.
Literally perfect english lol
By far the best asmr title out there
This guy is just doing what he wants to do and I love it
“Tie go here” made me laugh way harder than anyone ever should in an ASMR video
As a competitive chess player, let me tell you that your description of the game is my go to for explaining it to new players. Absolutely god-tier, Rift. The checkers was good too 😂
Really cutting edge stuff you're doing here man...
Rift reading about Windows: "Such a poetic piece of literature"
Me who uses linux distros: "It's time for a cusade!"
In my opinion, Linux might be the way of the future considering what happened to Windows 10. Also, the TIE GO HERE card is hilarious! 😂
Lol
it's MS-DOS 5.0 tho
i use arch btw
arch users rise up!
Amazing video!
Ephemeral End and Relaxing Rift.. so cute🤗🛌
Best ASMR creator. Hands down... :) Have my subscription you wonderful weirdo :D
WOW! You could have had the whole video be just tapping on the checkers board and I still would have been great. I loved this video, It reminds me of your older cardboard videos. Keep up the great work E!
Hell yeah..
U know u finna sleep when uncle E uploads at 4am
Now I thought I had tingle immunity. I've watch this like 6 times now and I keep on having to rewatch because I cant go past 20 mins without falling asleep...
unironically excited for the msdos video
Digging the stache!
the weird blazer-dress-shirt combo nearly did me in
Wow! I love that MS-DOS book! Had many happy hours reading and rereading it back in the day and trying to get my old XT to do anything. I still have that machine in my basement, but I don't have the book anymore. I've read it so many times I figured it was time to pass it on, so I dropped it off in one of those little book shacks you see along the sidewalk. I hope someone else is enjoying it the way you and I have.
Good and relaxing video.
3:52 Thanks uncle ER that’s very nice
ER is one of the funniest persons out there ngl
I had this exact checkers set as a kid omg
Gotta say, I love the tie.
Relaxing and Creative ASMR 😉 Thank You 🤗😃💖🤗😃💖🤗😃💖🤗😃💖🤗😃💖🤗😃💖🤗😃💖
There is so much going on in this, the jacket, 'tie goes here', the roll of toilet paper, the selection of alarming sharp objects and the continuing magnificence of the facial hair that I almost missed the asmr. Genius 😁
Man it took me a second to realize his suit has one side without the sleeve and the other is fine lol the production quality is so great the minor details are great and his dedication is awesome
my lord this guy just keeps on impressing me
This video was so bizarre; I love it!
Thats the best tie ive ever seen
Thank u I was wonder where the tie goes 👍
The mono to stereo switches are so cool
ERift, there's a reason you're the GOAT.
This man has it. The thing that all your favorite artists, entertainers, famous people have. Not fame or money. And it’s not just talent or aptitude in a field. I mean it’s talent; but it’s like talent(plus). Idk.....the ability to disperse depression with the content this guy puts out; it’s more than just “CZcamsr talent” ya know. Talent(plus)
Laughed so hard at the description of the king I was not expecting that
The moustache is a masterpiece
* chef's kiss *
A "TIE GO HERE" merch shirt would slap
Go off on the king, King 👑
I recommend the yellow pages, very good read.
I really love this title.
6:38 had me dying, I was not expecting that.