I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I'm not pregnant)
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Bonuses of having a three-legged dog: 25% decrease in time spent trimming their nails.
Or drying off the muddy paws
@@annaschmitt4054 Yep. Good thought!
I saw her lay down on the side where she's missing a leg and i was jealous of how comfortable that must be 😂😂 Just thinking of every time I've been trying to go to sleep and wishing i could detach my arm 😂
@@TwilightAlise I definitely share in that envy. I have to make do with a half-dozen pillows propping me up so that my arm doesn't get in the way.
Brb, going to chop off one of my dog's legs. Thanks for the recommendation.
"There's nothing she shouldn't be able to do, except scratch her right ear, which I can do for her." Ooooow my heart!!
best hour of my life:
"trying to figure out how I would scratch behind my right ear if I were a dog, and had this particular arrangement of limbs"
also I injured myself!
The way Scraps' right hip muscles twitched when you scratched her right ear was so precious
Yes, that invisible leg shake was the CUTEST!😂💕💕💕💕💕🐶
“Simone and Commander Scraps” NEEDS to be written into a children’s book
One where the Scraps is continually saving the Crazy Girl Inventor from “Peligro!” (Danger) by being her behind the scenes “Technician.” Leads to a vast array of scenarios, thus more books!!!
@@denised8489 -- Yes! something like Courage with Muriel type of deal, but on the less scary side lol
Title approved! - film rights alone will be worth $$$
Say no more 😅
*T.H.I.S*
I worked at a vet for a long time and occasionally we had to remove an animal's limb. Doc always said, "dogs have three legs and a spare," because they are so capable with three.
some dogs have 2 spares.
my dog can walk upright and voluntarily dances like that for treats, and I've also walked a dog that would lift both hind legs when peeing.
Check out "Duece" the dog vid.
The fastest dog I've ever seen was a greyhound with 2 left legs
Im so stuck between being concerned and finding that hilarious and it's got me in a loop lmfao
legitimately the best transition i have ever heard. "I would prefer to have a security system that doesn't sleep for 18 hours"
When you scratched her ear, the way her nub moved in happiness made me awe out loud
"This is your frustrated bark"
That's the kind of dog owner I want to be in the future...!
Age: 3 m
Me: AH YES THIS DOG IS 3 METRES OLD
Ree
Hey, that's almost 12 dog metres.
Haha yeeepp 😅
[sic] underrated golden comment
@@stumbling nah it's 30 dog meters exactly this is metric
You’re not pregnant, you skipped straight to having the baby.
then, we get to the mean jokes, 'the only baby you'll ever have, being a millenial'.
a baby that will never be smarter or behave more mature than a 3yo, GL!
fluffy, so... she adopted? 😂
@@bunnlose Some adults never get to the point of behaving better than a 3-year-old tbh...
@@matchamate As a former paediatric nurse I find that very offensive. Most 3yo's I worked with were better behaved than their rents. Now 14yo's thats a whole different dumpter full of hormonal tantrums (2 daughters)🤣
I love how it only took her 40 seconds to reveal the "big secret" instead of ranting about useless things and finally revealing it at the end💗
I straight up didn’t notice Scraps was missing a leg until she said it.
Same
Same
I'd say "same" but now it feels unoriginal, so instead I'll say, "Yeah, me, too."
@Topher TheTenth It... doesn't matter. "Same" is transitive. "Same as the same as 'I like rock music'" is equivalent to "same as 'I like rock music'" which is equivalent to "I like rock music". That's how equality works...
Same for me: I watched the video, where Simone made a two layer table. The dog was around from time to time but I did NOT notice, that it misses the right back leg. It walks around SO unremarkable.
"Martha, Simones peeing on the flowers again!"
This made me laugh, thank you!
It’s floors
@@snapple4383 Watch the rest of the video. :D
it must be a European thing....?
1:50
Simone: "...except scratch her right ear"
*scratches right ear for her*
*stub starts to wiggle*
Me: "OMG That's so adorable!"
I had no idea how badly I needed a 3 legged dog to wiggle his little nubbin while ear scratching. I am complete. 😊
That dog looked so intensely happy in that moment
You provided something that Scraps was missing. And now Scraps is providing something that you were missing
“I hate animals so much I don’t even want to eat them”
I’m using this now
I really hope you'll be an "educated vegetarian" one day. That means that you will only eat animals where you know they lived well and they didn't suffer when they were killed. Ideally, you would hunt them yourself or you were presend then they were killed. This is something my grandfather taught me and I think that's the most valuable thing that's left of him.
@@kataseiko both vegans and "educated vegetarians" are high on meth. theyre animals. racism between species is natural. thus it is only natural to use them however we please
@@teachies902 I eat meat but that sounds creepy.
I'm a vegetarian. For the animals? No, I just hate plants
Animals Vegetables and Minerals . you probably hate them two.
I love that she differentiates between her barking sounds "this is your frustrated bark"! THAT IS A DOG OWNER!
I just about started to bawl when she said
"I just have to scratch her right ear for her"
and saw how happy the doggo was 😍
And look at how the phantom leg was twitching, like Commander Scraps was doing the scratching!
simone: "what are your qualifications as a workshop dog?"
scraps: *eats mic*
me: good answer!
And later fixes the mic! Good first day at work!
She is an audio engineer after all
These youtube channels are like having one-sided friendships.
Parasocial relationships. Google em
You're describing a parasocial relationship. We all have them.
In case the people above haven't told you yet, the term for that is parasocial relationships.
@@conancat I like it because of the handicapped association.
The tri-pedal Canis shopicus. Loving and faithful to the end.
Canis lupus fabrica tripus, or C. l. fabrica tripus
I though I was the only one who named my dog in Latin name.
"so this is Scraps"
*_heart melts_*
"None of them poop on the floor"
That you know of.
Ha!
That would be hard not to notice ;)
Someone hasn't worked with drywallers :-p
in the apartment we lived in the guy who lived across the hallway (extremely old guy) had inconstant issues, and 2 separate times we found his solid waste in the middle of the hallway. One time we even saw it fall out of his pants
it was disgusting
@@jearlblah5169 lol
im already seeing the future where simone makes an actual artifical leg limb for scraps
The potential
This dog with a disability doesn't need fixing. He's already got everything he needs- a kind, generous & compassionate human friend. We should all be so lucky!
@@davidwittie4177 Yeah but robot leg.
@@ravendevino6419 yeah robot leg. Commander scraps the half cyborg
@@dominicyang9309 fifth
As the founder of a 33 year old service dog training nonprofit, I am so happy to compliment you on your dog training skills! Beautifully done, Simone. You’ve got this! You and C. Scraps are definitely going places.
oh my god her little leg nub wiggles when you scratch her ear. it’s so cute
Chrisy Y ikr! My heart melted when I saw that
Haha holy shit that is the cutest thing
This is the immediately visible top comment, which is incredibly funny without the context of her getting a dog first
I want to like that moment specifically above all others.
>reads "no I'm not pregnant"
>see preview with dog
>says outloud, to me, myself, and I in my one-person apartment after two months of safer-at-home: "that's even better!"
So the pregnancy announcement will be "I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I didn't get another dog)"?
Probably 😂😂👌🏻
seafighter4
She then reveals a cat.
Cancer treatment makes you infertile most of the time........
I think Simone eats muff pie
@@rorschachsjournal2084 It wasn't even a cancerous tumour
"A real-life non-robotic dog."
For now.
Let the cyborging begin
where are my balls?
“Commander Scraps and the Budding Has Been” now that is a sci-fi show I would watch!
That’s the channel name now. Or her Netflix special
I'd watch this too!
@@magazinekirby no
Simone: She’s missing a leg and her name is-
Me: Tripod
Simone: Scraps
Me:.....
Lil Brudder
My friends 3 legged dog is named tripod
Yard stick
naming pets after their disabilities is ablest and unoriginal. Get better jokes.
Rose Allen Every heard of a thing called "dark humour"? its like food, not many people get it.
I love how happy she looked when you scratched her right ear.
"I outsourced myself to a branch"
Why haven't I ever thought of that in two decades? Or maybe I have?
While I only have three limbs as well, I still feel that she's much more qualified than me...
Though, not to toot my own horn, I feel like I'm pretty brave around plungers.
I have four limbs, but I'm afraid of plungers.
@@mermaidscooter A difficult fear to overcome.
@@Mattmu12 Thank you, it's nice to have some validation and support.
@@Mattmu12 Especially when they are attached to armored casings that repeatedly scream, "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!" ;-)
Are you saying you're bad at peeing on the floor?
“Budding has-been” is my new life goal.
Oh my god, a small dog owner who actually trains their dog!!! Holy shit, thank you Simone
Simone: (Im not pregnant)
Me: SHE ADOPTED A CHILD
Simone: I got a dog
Me: same thing
A vet friend once told me, "All dogs are born with 3 legs, and a spare."
When you mentioned that she was missing a leg, I totally thought you were going to say you would make her a bionic one lol. Not that she needs it of course since Scraps is literally perfection.
Perfect inspiration for a project, so she can scratch her own right ear when Simone can't do it for her. If anyone can do it, it's Simone!
And by the way Simone, thanks for the smile, I really needed that today...
I didnt even notice till she said it
And by the way, I know of a CZcamsr that is also a builder, workshop having interesting person. Mike Patey is building an aircraft that he's named Scrappy, built from leftover material he built previous aircraft from and scraps from other aircraft that aren't worth restoring. I think your puppy's image would be a great visual for him to paint on his airplane. Having watched you both for a while now, I'd bet you both could learn something from each other. I'm certain that I would love to see a collaboration...I look forward to seeing what the final decision is on the names of both the 'plane and your new friend...
I literally thought the same thing and then she said scraps can make do with the legs.
@@ganzsichertobi haha jup same. even paused the video to check :D
The markings on her stump look like a paw print to me ;_; so cute.
The Internet: Could Simone possibly be more awesome?!?
Simone: Hold my beer...
*Adopts a three-legged shelter dog*
Moral for each dog owner: a well trained dog is a happy dog
"A real-life, non-robotic dog!" 1) thank you for clarifying, but also 2) how long will that last? cyborg augmented dog WHEN
It's a real thing actually. It was produced by Sony
Hmm suddenly getting a dog that's missing a leg makes a lot of sense.
Commander Scraps might rule my life now too??
I LOVE SCRAPS...... my cat is missing that same hind leg and his little nub shakes when i scratch his right ear!!!
"this is your frustrated bark" -- you're such an amazing dog owner already, that's amazing
She’s a perfect little tripod pupper!!! We almost adopted a 3 legged cat several years back named tripper
And speaker of trippers our sponser today is simplisafe
OK...naming a pet after a STD ist savage.
We had a 3 legged orange named tabby named Kato growing up. Such a sweetie you would never have guessed the way he went up and down the apple trees in our back yard.
Simone Giertz gets a not robotic dog.
"Sees missing leg"
...Is cyborg dog out of the question?
Edit: Punctuation error and also thx for all the likes!
Alyx and dog
See's ?
Uh oh! Are you implying Simone has the tendency to make a robotic leg to this dog? Haha
@@chiefscheider i see what you did there
ight im gonna wait her make scraps a leg
Years back one of my dad''s employees would always bring their Keeshond mix to the shop who was also a tripod pooch.
His name? Sprinter.
Commander Scraps is the cutest puppy ever.
(after mine obviously, but she's a very close 2nd)
Omg I’m CRYING over the little stump wiggle when you scratched her ear!
"I'd like to have a safety system that doesn't sleep for 18 hours a day" these words are too damn relatable. My Sparky couldn't care less what goes on while he's sleeping
Yeah my dog actually barks really loud at night if there is anything, but I hope if there is ever a thieve breaking into my house she will escape and hide because those bastards kill dogs 😡
I have two rottweiler-cross and .. I ... Am the watch dog. We have had about 4 intruders in the time the dogs have been around and they were far asleep until I went pyjama-patrolling with a baseball bat and overcompensating maglight, yelling as hard, deep and loud as possible.
This reminds me of a joke.
Do you know the difference between a guard dog and a watchdog?
A guard dog will defend your property to the very end!
Watch Dog will simply watch them take it away!
With my dogs it's not that they make a good security system, but we suspect they would prevent our house from getting trashed if buglers broke in. The conversation would go something like this ...
Dogs: We'll show you the expensive stuff we can't play around if you open THIS bin of food and walk away.
My dogs sleep at about the same time as a human does lol like 9pm or 10pm to 7am or 8am they’re good boys :)
"As you can PROBABLY tell, she's got three legs."
Noooo, her little nub moves when you scratch her ear 😭❤️❤️ THAT'S SO CUTE! 1:53
I love how the second half of the title answered the first thing I thought of when I read the first part of the title 😅
That said, congrats on becoming a mom! Tripod is the cutest 😍
I like how a joke is funny.
My first thought the second I saw her,
“OMG it’s perfect, she’s only got three legs, she’s a little bit broken but still perfect like all the stuff she makes, omg it’s perfect!
Then someone started cutting some onions near me...
she can man scraps a new leg.
And now you've reminded of Lilo and Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.
What a delight to see you putting in so much work training her! She seems incredibly smart/a very fast learner, so I think you two will have an amazing life together! 🥰
Me: *reads half of the title*
Also me: OHMAHGODSHESPREGNANTAAHHHHH!
Me: reads whole thing
Me: *ITS A FLOOF CHILD*
“no im not pregnant”
what the hell do you mean, that is CLEARLY an ABSOLUTE BABEY
It's awkward giving birds, bees and fur baby talk to random stranger, but fur babies are not the result of pregnancy ;)
"How do you feel about loud noses?"
"..."
"OWWH-ROO-ROO-ROO-ROO-ROO-ROO!"
R u the dog???
as I read the "barking sounds" my dog barked 😂
I took that as a yes
Mixing up noises and noses-you must be a Steve Mould subscriber?
Commander Scraps is absolutely adorable!
Congrats on getting your new dog. You’ve got a great story of success & determination in your personal life & in your tackling science. Hope you have brighter days ahead
Spelling bee pronouncer: "There is no P in 'garden'."
Simone: ...
hahaha
@UCYaSad4B3iHmSkqb27h3CCA That the heck
Hehhehehehhehe
Hey! I’m trying to grind on my channel and I’m currently taking a break from editing a video and it would really mean a lot if you could subscribe!
even if you don’t I hope you have an awesome day!
Awwww we love this! Thank you for giving Scraps a new home. We think she'll make a great workshop dog and we can't wait to watch her grow up!
I am LOVING how well trained she already has this pup ! Excellent "clicker training" folks ! Kudos Simone for being so proactive. Puppies are such sponges ! :)
Scraps is PERFECTION!!
I love the ad timers you do man
Scraps is sooo cute!!!! Also you can scratch my belly. Wait...
UM, that's not a video for CZcams
Hol' up
Haha :D
Ditto...who doesn't love belly rubs?? 😴
I ship it
"As you can see she has only three legs"
me, who only saw an excitable white cloud on white flooring: wait she does??
Ya I was sitting thinking there was something weird about that dog but never figured it out until she said lol
I didn't notice until Simone said it then I immediately forgot
I only noticed the pimple on the dogs nose.
same. she runs like my Sal used to and he had 4.
scraps is amazing. always want a dog like this. friendly and energetic. a very close bond since day 1. wow.
Happy to see your healthy recovery and how cute your new team member is.
Scraps is the most perfect little pup ever!
Stttttooooooop spoiling 😤
Oh hai, you're here < 3 🎶
Commander Scraps! o7
Thx for the spoiler
My dog passed away yesterday and I've been struggling with it. When I saw you adopted one I got a lil bit sad because it reminded me of my good boy and when he first came into my life. But then I felt really happy about you being able to give and receive the unconditional love that comes with a pupper. I know you will be a great owner for Scraps! please enjoy every single second of her. You guys have a lot of good memories to come! much love
Sending a "hug"! Losing a pet is never easy. Never. :/
I'm so sorry!
:(
She's gorgeous! Congrats Simone, I know she will bring you many years of love and joy!
Scraps is so cute! I had a westie for 14 years of my childhood and she was the absolutely sweetest dog I've ever known. You'll be very happy with her and it's so great you rescued her from a shelter.
"A budding has-been"
Oh come on now!
"now I can own a dog!" - simone
indeed!!! what the actual f@#$ is she hinting at... ?!?!?
My English is not great; what does that even mean?
Inte Dåligt It means that she thinks that she’s past her peak of being in the public eye, that she’s less popular now and so her life is less crazy
Simone: What qualifications do you have for the position of Shop Dog?
Scraps: I am already missing a limb.
Simone: You're hired!
She is adorable! Mikes me smile to know she has a good home, all dogs deserve a loving home.
The part when scraps kept going into the backpack made my heart melt ahhh it was sooo cute i love it
Simone adopts a 3 legged dog.
Perfect
When she tell she has a dog, I was like I hope it’s a three legged dogs so she can make him a protesis 😄
simone likes damaged, broken souls
This gives me hope
The dog would have 4 legs if the dog was male
The YellowMan why?
@@quawp2429 Oh, god...
"I've outsourced myself to a branch"; life goals.
❤️❤️❤️ when she looks at the camera with one ear flipped over and the head tilt! ❤️❤️❤️
My dachshund mix had a disclocated hip when we found him in the Arizona desert. In his case they removed his hip ball, but he gets the zoomys still. It's so cool to find someone else who gave an injured dog a home.
"No, I'm not pregnant"
I love that
@@sol4925 I did too though that's mostly cause I was watching the gay videos when I got the notification
dogs > babies for sure
You people have mental issues if you think having children is a bad thing.
@@steezydan8543 Oh it's defiantly not, I'm planning for kids myself. It just that usually whenever a female CZcamsr say something like she has an announcement or a secret or something along those lines they get a lot of people asking if she's pregnant without watching the video or people being angry that she lead them on with the idea that she is pregnant
@@daedraq How can you compare the two when you've only ever had one of them?
"This is your frustrated bark." Of course, Simone speaks dog, too.
everyone who is around both dogs and cats, after a while, know what all the barks, meows, and cry's mean!
so glad to see you on you tube again. hope your well and glad you found a dog to fill your heart .best of luck with tri pod
this is soooo sweet !! love your new Scraps... such a good find 😀😘
Awww I love how her little stub kicks when you scratch her ear!
"This is your frustrated bark"
I love it ... seems like you already know her inside out :-)
Wow congratulations for your first baby Simone!!
Awww...I always have such admiration for three legged dogs. You go..guy...girl!
When I clicked this video I was thinking “ooh maybe it’s a dog” and it’s A PERFECT LITTLE TRIPAWD OH MY GOSH ❤️
I’m happy for you.
TRIPAWD!!! ♥️♥️♥️ You just made my day! Just as Scraps did. ♥️
Definitely adding Tripawd to my vocab
Simone's neighbors : she's peeing in the garden again ... with her dog.
"Well, at least she's got a dog with her this time..."
"Let's not tell her that we know. It would be an awkward conversation...."
at least its not a poo bonding ritual.
1:02 That is one seriously majestic dog
I have a 3-legged cat that I adopted a few years ago. He's the sweetest little bean. I'm so glad you adopted from a shelter, and especially that you rescued a special one ❤️
Scraps trying to move her leg when Simone scratched her ear was sooo cute😍
"All I want to do is frolic around in overalls, building things and refusing to download tiktok." - Simone 2020
No truer words have ever been said
Your video needs a love button! She is a very cute puppy! Great addition to your workshop!
What a wonderful addition Scraps is to have around - great asthetic and character in that pup! :D
Contrats, i just whant to give you a recomendation. You should give it phisical therapy, specially as it grows old. I had a dog with an amputated leg and she had really Bad back and neurological problems when she got old. Thats all, i am really happy for you :)
“are you ok with loud noises?”
precious lil scrapball: ...*screams*
Well, that answers the question then: not a problem at all, how about you? :')
I guess that was a "yes"
Scraps is so cute!!! I have a westie mix that looks a lot like her. She's kind of an old lady now but she is just as playful and feisty as the day we adopted her.
I loved the alarm clock you created.