Hey, you let Dolph Lungren smack you in the head a couple dozen times and see if you could tell your hairbrush from your toothbrush.Maybe he was sundowning.
@Jason Statham is it really you Statham or someone pranking? How can I forget the movie 'the transporter" i have watched all of your movies. love from Manju.
@Jason Statham fine and good evening dear Statham. My favorite movies of yours. The transporter 1@2.the bank job. Safe. The mechanic. Spy. Homefront. Parker. The Italian job. Mechanic resurrection. and some other movies. Hope you are doing great and truly wishing you good luck. Thank you for your reply.
Is is Sly - because you said it's an impression, implying that it's not Sly at the end. Your comment is causing me some confusion. What are you referring to@@Phoenixyy2k ?
You can tell Sly merely wrote down the weird thoughts he had in his head when he made the script for Rocky. "Ya know, I like wanted to save it for his.. ancestors or something. I dunno family trees, but I got this big tree in my back yard, ya know? It's got like a garden next to it, and of course I'm so tough I can eat snails. Like this one time, my buddy says to me, he says to me, "Eh Sly, I bet you can eat nails. I thought he said snails, so I ate one hanging out by the roses."
Underated Comment & Especially The Concept.. When Given A Chance Of Opportunities That Allow You Too Attain Something For Nothing In Exchange Or So..You Know A Wish LmmfaO Better Use One On Cameramen Power's
Stallone going back in time to show the Statham family what happens down the line. " It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how long you are able to hold your breath. And react in life or death situations. Your great grand kid couldn't climb out a window. Not climbing out of windows are what losers do and that ain't you!"
@@frostyplays949 doesn't matter the speed, it still counts. Everything is supposed to be controlled to the T, so if the brakes fail and the prop truck crashes into people and sinks into the harbor endangering cast and crew, it's a big fucking deal.
@@oo7porschemgs995 It's two movie stars, do you think they have many real friends? They're just colleagues, I can't imagine that Stallone and Statham share that many commonalities or spend time together off set to any larger degree than is absolutely necessary. It's also no secret that Stallone is a narcissist, so it's absolutely what I would expect from him, but at least he stayed around and didn't run off covering his arse straightaway.
@@oo7porschemgs995 Yeah, but unless they met people prior to their fame they don't know if they're loyal friends or hangers on enjoying the benefits. It's one of the curses of Hollywood, as mentioned by everyone of the celebrities and actors that got out. Everyone kisses your arse to keep being close to the limelight, everyone tries to be indispensable, nobody wants to tell you the truth and you start to expect what has become normal. Those with pre-existing friends are the lucky ones, they might be able to trust them to be honest and leave all the Hollywood BS behind when they're spending time with you. But real friendship is rare in such a superficial environment where everything is about the optics, and how knowing this person will hurt your career but knowing this dude will elevate it drives associations, not friendship and shared experiences. The only friends they have that they can trust are pre-fame friends, so yeah, Stallone and Statham sure as shit aren't friends, any more than I've been friends with most of the people I've worked with. They're colleagues, no more than that. Two people to back up my argument, Jim Carrey, who lost himself in Hollywood and Robin Williams, who couldn't stand the falsity anymore. Both people I respect enormously as human beings, not as celebrities.
@@sumbigdumkunt brother you need to check who your best friends are.. a best friend should have full faith in you that you will survive.. if it was serious that you wouldn't survive it he would jump in to save you involuntary.. sylvestr knew he's gonna survive so he took his camera out 😅
@@thewholockgaming3616 said by someone who has obviously lived an extremely sheltered life. A friend having “faith” that you won’t be seriously injured or die, while possibly recording a LiveLeaks video is just windowlicking stupid and pathetic. You are going to suffer when you finally face a hardship that isn’t financial, good luck tho!
@@sumbigdumkunt thank you for judging me without knowing shit about me😅 that really tells alot tho about your personality tho I'm not gonna judge I am keeping my opinion for my own cos that is what decent human beings do🙂
@@sumbigdumkunt Bro, you've either never had a best friend before or you have a completely different idea of friendship because that is 100% what best friends do. All the time. And nobody is 100% sane, we're all a bit sort of crazy here.
-I hit two camera men and I think I've kill them... and yeah almost drown myself... -I felt need to film this for the next movie cuz nobody was shooting there...
Sly definitely knew the meaning of Expendable
Yeah just too bad he doesn’t know what the word ancestors means!🤣
@@Eddie-uf8oo I should've included that in my comment! Too funny!
But not the meaning of ancestors
😂😂😂
@@Eddie-uf8oo 😂😂😂
"I wanted to get it documented for.... his ancestors" LOOOOOOL that was savage Sly
Kkkkkkk true you will see your friends at that moment
It's just a little death.. he's still good, he's still good
Descendants?
It was stupid actually because he meant to say I'm sure descendants his ancestors wouldn't be able to see that video seeing as how they're all dead.
@@TurinTuramber THANK YOU!
Sly: "Oooh he's definitely dead."
**hits record button**
Yup.......yellow bastard I am
@@jasonbjorkmanwhy did they say your die
"Hey ah Jason, you need a towel?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm watching it in a loop and can't stop laughing. Great impression of Sly...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅
Saying “You find out who your friends are” in front of the bastard that didn’t help you😂😂
he was being sarcastic obviously
@@JoseRodriguez-ey7ju No shit Sherlock
W Yex shit Sherkock.
Or was he 👀🙃
🤣🤣🤣🤣
When sly called y'all Expendables, he meant it🤣🤣🤣
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
😂😂
😂🤣😭
Maybe they were gonna make a time travel movie after that😂
Inexpensive ables
his british accent is too strong😂😂🤣
No it’s not I love his voice and his accent it’s one of the better British accents I believe and he should be the next 007
Bro. It's not. Not even the slightest. Atleast I can hear 99 percent of what he is saying.
“The truck hits the wootaah 💦”
I understand him when he is talking, but i have damn fucking problems of getting a clear set from american actors.
He is actually completely London/Kent. That’s how we all speak here.
Damn!I loved the way he mocked Sly."Hey Jason!you need a towel?"😆🤣
“I wanted to get it documented for his ancestors” is a funny ass thing to just think of like that on the top of your head.
You can't show your ancestors a video. They're already dead. Predecessors or next of kin is what should've been said.
Especially because ancestors are the people that come BEFORE you lmao
Lmao.
@@A_Salted_Fishe I don't understand what you mean.
@@apples10304 ancestors are people in your family that come before you.
Jason’s impression of Sly was on point 🤣
Who is sly?
@@chambatips3619 sylvester stallone
Dathon u want a thowel
That cracked me up at just how accurate his impression was, especially amidst the inanity on set.😅
@@chambatips3619 RAMBO
"I wanted to Document it, for his Ancestors " Sly is a funny dude mehn. 😂💔
Well he messed up coz ancestors were the people before you i.e. fathers, grandfathers, greater grandfathers etc. He meant descendants
They are all dead !
🤣🤣🤣
@@danieln9226, no. He really meant "ancestors". That's the funny part btw...
He must’ve meant ancestors, because Jason has no descendants yet
Stallone was just thinking "man, I can make BIG bucks if I record Statham die!"
No. He wasn't.
@@forwarddrive4066Yes, yes he was.
"... And the cameramen were fine. "
"So did they recover?"
"They were _fine_ ."
Ахахахахахаха
The camera men had it the worst
They got smashed hard
They are not famous, so...
Like we're gonna sit here and act like we don't know that cameramen are immortals??
Sly knocks on Jason’s kids door 20 years later
“So uhh, wanna see your dad die?”
Hahaha that got me to hard.
This was the best slug I've read so far, point on, what I was thinking.
Nah u mean 20 years ago. This is 4 his ancestors remember
😂
You mean get a time machine and go back in time to show his ancestors
In life or death situations, good friends help you, best friends document for the ancestors
-Sly, probably
Imagine Sylvester handing you a video of your grandpa dying
“Ancestors”? I think the word Sly was looking for was “descendants”.
Did i stutter?
Hey, you let Dolph Lungren smack you in the head a couple dozen times and see if you could tell your hairbrush from your toothbrush.Maybe he was sundowning.
Are you sure about that?
@@apples10304 his ancestors are dead so yes I think he is
@@Joe-md7uc
Are all his ancestors dead? Are you sure?
Everyone talking about how Jason Statham almost died, but no one is talking about the two cameraman that got ran over😂
Cameraman never dies
@@olivernonas fax
I was looking for this comment 😂
Camera men breathe in space and swim with sharks they be alright
They were fine 🤣
"I didn't know I'd see him again I wanted to document it for his ancestors".. that's so funny
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA Jason's imitation of Sly give me 50 years more of life!!!! xD "you need a towel"? HAHAHHAHA
Jason: "Did you see that??? I almost drowned!!!
Sly: "Yeah! I got it on video!"
'Got it documented for your ancestors'. 🤣🤣🤣
after some of their banter between them in the expendables movies I could actually see this as dialogue in the next film. Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sly “no I missed it, can you do it again for the documentation, I need to record this for insurance purposes”
Jason: WHY ARE YOU RECORDING? WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!?🤬
Syl: *We needed to document it* 😁
For his dead ancestors
For his ancestors... which are deeply dead. like Jason nearly was 🤣
Who is sly
@@chambatips3619 Sorry, I meant Syl
Lol I'll be heated
The impression was excellent!!!😂😂😂
Saw him face to face as well in one of his film premieres years ago. Very kind and extremely modest.
Hello Sabrina are you also one of my lovely supporters out there?
"That one friend who's always there for you but doesn't give a shit"
Thats the best way to explain it 😂
I literally get what you mean..i had that kind of friend once. 😅
What's he always there for if he doesn't give a shit? 😂
@@lordspalse0062 means they'll do their best to help at the expense of their family, finance etc but not their life
Always there for you? Wtf. Thats an oxymoron. If he is there for you he will help
Jason: "What's that stuff all over your clothes?"
Sly: "Just a little brake fluid..."
I don't think anyone got this!🤣
@@herrklaus We did🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Tamakloe pretty hilarious!
Omg.. 😂 👌
😂😂🤣
When you speak something candid without a bit of poison in it, it certainly touches the hearts.
@Jason Statham is it really you Statham or someone pranking?
How can I forget the movie 'the transporter" i have watched all of your movies. love from Manju.
@Jason Statham fine and good evening dear Statham. My favorite movies of yours. The transporter 1@2.the bank job. Safe. The mechanic. Spy. Homefront. Parker. The Italian job. Mechanic resurrection. and some other movies.
Hope you are doing great and truly wishing you good luck. Thank you for your reply.
Thank u. Love Jason, glad he's still with us. My favorite actor.
We need a Statham and Denzel Washington crime buster movie.
Just imagine the beatings the bad guys would take.
That ending is hilarious
Top Sylvester impression 😂😂
Wait. At the end, that wasn't really Sly?
@@what.you.allowyou.permit2030 what
Is is Sly - because you said it's an impression, implying that it's not Sly at the end. Your comment is causing me some confusion. What are you referring to@@Phoenixyy2k ?
@@what.you.allowyou.permit2030 I'm talking about Jason's impression of Sly, when he said "Jason, need a towel?"
But at the end it's actually him
Ok. Thanks for clarifying🤍@@Phoenixyy2k
🤣🤣🤣Sylvester said, "Jason, do you need a towel?" L🤣L
💀
Oh yeah thanks for noticing syl
Jason you need a towel.😂watching from Jamaica 🇯🇲 bro
I love Jason he's adorable his accent is beautiful
Sly was also recording when Jackie Chan once talked about him live
We ain't gonna blame him 😭🤣 he's capturing moments 😌
Lol
I blame him... Cowardly to take video instead of helping.
@@oo7porschemgs995 how many people should jump in the water to save Jason?
He's earned the Wiseman Spectator Badge
@@oo7porschemgs995 he knew he was gonna be fine. So many people were helping hands
Sly “hey Jason, you need a towel?” what a legend!😂
Legend for that? Simpleton
@@jonmarsh7914 legend of the towel?
Towel seriously 😯
Fun fact.... Jason Statham represented England at the 1990 Auckland Commonwealth Games
This means that cameraman never dies
The way he puts his lips when imitating Sly. Haha.
😂
Solid gold
You can tell Sly merely wrote down the weird thoughts he had in his head when he made the script for Rocky.
"Ya know, I like wanted to save it for his.. ancestors or something. I dunno family trees, but I got this big tree in my back yard, ya know?
It's got like a garden next to it, and of course I'm so tough I can eat snails.
Like this one time, my buddy says to me, he says to me, "Eh Sly, I bet you can eat nails. I thought he said snails, so I ate one hanging out by the roses."
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
This is a great work of art. It made my day better.
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
"Heh nails snails is like titles turtles, get it?"
Jason really meant what he said,” you really know who’s your friends are!” I know that feeling
I was at tears when I heard Stallone talk. That was utterly hilarious
"The truck hits the WOOOOTAAAAHH".
"the WOOOO AHHH"
Gotta love that British accent
Iballright has just crashed the chat
British accent!
Hahahaha made my day
"I didn't know if i will see him again....i just had to document it for his ancestors"
Bruuuhhh the Sly impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His Sly imitation was pretty good
The way those guys were crushed looks nuts😅😅 glad they were good
They were the actual Expendables.
Sly was definitely a true friend. Laugh first, help later.
Sly: "As you can see here folks he is under the water"
😂😂😂😂 Stallone is a true friend to laugh at your most scariest moment
He thought he killed the cameraman
But what he didn’t remember was that cameraman never dies
"I thought id killed them"
Nonsense, Jason. Cameramen dont die. Thats like movies 101. Youre an actor for christ sake you should know this.
Someone should tell Alec Baldwin
@@muatra3651 That wasn't a camera man. Bad joke
Yup. No cameraman turned to dust in the Avengers infinity war movie. They are fucking immortal
@@I2ocker89 camera operator… the job isn’t a gender. Cop
Underated Comment & Especially The Concept.. When Given A Chance Of Opportunities That Allow You Too Attain Something For Nothing In Exchange Or So..You Know A Wish LmmfaO Better Use One On Cameramen Power's
Jason definitely brought abroad the British driving style.
Great actor every film he is in I am glued too. True talent
Sylvester Stallone: “I was documenting it for his ancestors” lmao 🤣
Think that’s going the wrong way. He’d be recording it for his descendants. 😅
Stallone going back in time to show the Statham family what happens down the line.
" It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how long you are able to hold your breath. And react in life or death situations. Your great grand kid couldn't climb out a window. Not climbing out of windows are what losers do and that ain't you!"
Is the 'Jason,you need a towel?' For me 😂😂
Jason is so true. You find out who your friends are
Sylvester Stallone's response has cracked my ribs with laughter 😂
Sly has been through it all. He had faith in Jason’s abilities.
"I wanted to get it documented for his ancestors" 😂😂
I love how there’s actually footage shown for this, usually they just sit there and spew the most unbelievable shit and I don’t believe it…
But the story sounded a lot more exaggerated. I saw the video and was like bruh he is going so slowly.
@@frostyplays949 doesn't matter the speed, it still counts. Everything is supposed to be controlled to the T, so if the brakes fail and the prop truck crashes into people and sinks into the harbor endangering cast and crew, it's a big fucking deal.
@@frostyplays949 and its 2-3 meters high not 9ft
@@hankvoight4642 you understand that 3 meters is around 9ft right?
@@hankvoight4642 3. M is 9 ft duh
A good friend is one who laughs at your pain but doesn’t actually leave your side
As a skater that definitely holds true for me, your mate slams and it's the funniest thing...unless they don't get back up, then it's instant worry.
He wasn't laughing at pain, he was laughing at someone who could have been dead... Not a friend at all.
@@oo7porschemgs995 It's two movie stars, do you think they have many real friends? They're just colleagues, I can't imagine that Stallone and Statham share that many commonalities or spend time together off set to any larger degree than is absolutely necessary. It's also no secret that Stallone is a narcissist, so it's absolutely what I would expect from him, but at least he stayed around and didn't run off covering his arse straightaway.
@@Si74l0rdmovie stars don't have friends? Lol, they're people too buddy.
@@oo7porschemgs995 Yeah, but unless they met people prior to their fame they don't know if they're loyal friends or hangers on enjoying the benefits. It's one of the curses of Hollywood, as mentioned by everyone of the celebrities and actors that got out. Everyone kisses your arse to keep being close to the limelight, everyone tries to be indispensable, nobody wants to tell you the truth and you start to expect what has become normal. Those with pre-existing friends are the lucky ones, they might be able to trust them to be honest and leave all the Hollywood BS behind when they're spending time with you. But real friendship is rare in such a superficial environment where everything is about the optics, and how knowing this person will hurt your career but knowing this dude will elevate it drives associations, not friendship and shared experiences.
The only friends they have that they can trust are pre-fame friends, so yeah, Stallone and Statham sure as shit aren't friends, any more than I've been friends with most of the people I've worked with. They're colleagues, no more than that.
Two people to back up my argument, Jim Carrey, who lost himself in Hollywood and Robin Williams, who couldn't stand the falsity anymore. Both people I respect enormously as human beings, not as celebrities.
Sly is a true friend.. I mean, that's what true friends do...laugh at yah😂
Jason do you need a towel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that mimick 😂😂😂😂
I'm so glad he didn't drowned is one of my favorite actors
You know who your best friend is when you almost die and you look over to see him either laughing hard or video taping the whole thing😂
That’s not what best friends do, only psychopaths do that.
@@sumbigdumkunt brother you need to check who your best friends are.. a best friend should have full faith in you that you will survive.. if it was serious that you wouldn't survive it he would jump in to save you involuntary.. sylvestr knew he's gonna survive so he took his camera out 😅
@@thewholockgaming3616 said by someone who has obviously lived an extremely sheltered life. A friend having “faith” that you won’t be seriously injured or die, while possibly recording a LiveLeaks video is just windowlicking stupid and pathetic.
You are going to suffer when you finally face a hardship that isn’t financial, good luck tho!
@@sumbigdumkunt thank you for judging me without knowing shit about me😅 that really tells alot tho about your personality tho I'm not gonna judge I am keeping my opinion for my own cos that is what decent human beings do🙂
@@sumbigdumkunt Bro, you've either never had a best friend before or you have a completely different idea of friendship because that is 100% what best friends do. All the time. And nobody is 100% sane, we're all a bit sort of crazy here.
camera mans being invincible as usual
Did the dude just say “for his ancestors “ 😂😂
-I hit two camera men and I think I've kill them... and yeah almost drown myself...
-I felt need to film this for the next movie cuz nobody was shooting there...
"Documented for his ancestors". That's how old Stallone is at this point, he's hung out with Statham's for dozens of generations
Dude explained hitting cameramen like hitting cones
That Stallone impression 😂😂😂
Tom Cruise is like, " That isn't even worth telling. " I'm joking!
😂😂
Cruise would say something like that
"You need a towel?...." OMG 😅🤣😂
"I wanted to get it documented for his ancestors"
Okay, Rocky.
Sly: "He have no idea what Jackie Chan been through."
They didn’t know he’s a damn Olympic Swimmer before he started acting
Nobody's gonna mention how slightly disappointed Jason looks as he's being rescued? 😂
Documented for his ancestors 😂😂
his impression of Sly was hilarious!
The funny part "hey aa jason you need a towel?"🤣
That is a damn accurate Sly impression.
"Statham forever!" "Indeed."
If you know, you know 😂
Sly is really a comedian even in the sets he deserve a medal haha 😆😆
U know Statham was scared when he's 'doggy paddling' his way to the dock
I heard he was like a British navy seal too
He was in Britain's national swimming squad for 12 years, I think he was ok 😅
But anyone would be scared AF with that kind of fall
Good thing he was a professional diver in his younger years.
He was an Olympic swimmer/high diver and won Good a few time for Great Britain
That comment from Rambo was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never thought it will be comedy in the end hahahaga
"You really know who your friends are." Well, seems like he was quite annoyed at him.
"at that point you really do understand who your friends are", not Sly evidently.
Yea. That was his point.
@@georgeoffenberger1262 Yea, that was my point.
Thank goodness Jason stayed calm and swam up to get air safely.
Its always weird seeing jason's personality in interviews cause in most movies he is always in tough guy mode
"Yo Adrian..
Watch me film a man DrOwNiNg!"
🌊😵 📹👀
Ancestors 😂😂🤣🤣 I think he meant descendants 🤣🤣🤣
O man the sly mimicking was hilarious
Fantastic relationship between two gorgeous actors 😅😅😂😂😂😄😄😄👍👍💪💪💪💪💪👋👋👋👋👋👋♥️♥️💕💕
I love the dude who decided to heroically jump into the water late after there is already 4 guys and a flotation device in the water.
🤣🤣🤣
@Jay Jose Ya! Remember Sly was documenting!
The man really said “ancestors” lmfao couldn’t make this shit up
Oh palease! The water was waist high. Roflmfao 🤣👏👏👏
SLY and JASON... the TWO of them together...Totally HILARIOUS 😂😂❣️
Honestly I didn’t know how badly I needed to see Jason do a Sylvester impersonation👌🏻