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  • HOWDY FOLKS! This week, we've got my good buddy Jacob on the podcast! We talk about our new favourite band TRAMP STAMPS, a cool Chad Kroeger story, guilty TV pleasures, we give some advice, and so much more!!!
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    edited by Jake Doolittle
    send your questions if u want advice: veryreallygood@gmail.com
    0:00 intro & goofin around
    14:51 the new lockdown
    19:25 staying home from school
    25:00 guilty tv show
    32:50 the suburbs vs the farm
    39:17 chad kroeger story
    46:30 TRAMP STAMPS
    1:05:00 advice
    #veryreallygood
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  • @DeanHebscher
    @DeanHebscher Před 3 lety +11693

    I love chit chattin’

  • @joy-ep3pl
    @joy-ep3pl Před 3 lety +6762

    whenever they finish a joke and just mumble a little monotone ‘that’s so funny’,, it’s so fuckin funny

    • @abby_jean
      @abby_jean Před 3 lety +489

      ive picked this up from them omg, most of the time i wont even laugh now i just rub my face and say "thats so funny"

    • @reidbead7196
      @reidbead7196 Před 3 lety +164

      i love it because yeah that was funny, and then i laugh again

    • @uhhhi7573
      @uhhhi7573 Před 3 lety +93

      it makes me laugh so hard pls

    • @heartcore1603
      @heartcore1603 Před 3 lety +15

      i love this sm

    • @armdick1801
      @armdick1801 Před 2 lety +20

      Dude I always say that too, I feel like I’m watching myself sometimes it’s weird maybe cause we’re both from Canada but we say a lot of the same phrases😂

  • @toomuchbongwater
    @toomuchbongwater Před 3 lety +2569

    "they all dyed their hair all at the same time, their roots are all growing in the same length-" BYE 💀

    • @iloveurgf7913
      @iloveurgf7913 Před 3 lety +151

      Where you going 🤨

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk Před 2 lety +93

      @@iloveurgf7913 honestly like didnt even bother to invite us ‼️🙄

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Před rokem +16

      where did you come from, where did you go? where did you come from cotton eye joe?

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest Před 3 měsíci

      it's still so funny how he didn't realize everyone's hair grows differently anyway

  • @cheeselvr9
    @cheeselvr9 Před 3 lety +7552

    "i hate all men, but when he waaAAAAAAA" jacob i'm peeing myself laughing right now 💀

    • @matchagreentea674
      @matchagreentea674 Před 3 lety +173

      if that’s u in ur pfp ur so pretty!! u look a lot like graysons projects, they’re one of my favorite youtubers lol

    • @florian5560
      @florian5560 Před 3 lety +91

      @@matchagreentea674 I watch Grayson too! Their videos are amazing :D

    • @sanjulkapoor6637
      @sanjulkapoor6637 Před 3 lety +63

      @@matchagreentea674 at first I thought it was literally grayson!!

    • @matchagreentea674
      @matchagreentea674 Před 3 lety +21

      @@sanjulkapoor6637 thats what happened to me too!!

    • @cheeselvr9
      @cheeselvr9 Před 3 lety +63

      @@matchagreentea674 it is me!! thank you

  • @lisamariejo.7011
    @lisamariejo.7011 Před 3 lety +2262

    i love kurtis by himself but his chemistry with jacob is so fucking good, i kinda wish they would always do the podcast together ngl

    • @fanofthings6720
      @fanofthings6720 Před 3 lety +92

      Sameeee omg they would be an excellent podcast duo and would rival Cody and noel fr

    • @honeysweet4804
      @honeysweet4804 Před 3 lety +6

      HONESTLY

    • @ocean4763
      @ocean4763 Před 3 lety +20

      Me too! I wish they were constant cohosts that would be awesome

    • @stephi8020
      @stephi8020 Před 3 lety +1

      Agreeeeeeed

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 Před 3 lety +9

      I don’t usually enjoy Kurtis’s podcast tbh, but this was much more enjoyable to me

  • @elizzabugg5358
    @elizzabugg5358 Před 3 lety +5870

    My favorite part of the tramp stamps situation is that they are self proclaimed tumblr girls who got ran off of tumblr in like 5 hours bc everyone kept spamming bug ass on their posts or starting random discourse in the replies.

    • @ohnokms
      @ohnokms Před 3 lety +810

      dude somebody sent them the “i like your shoelaces” thing and they replied “thanks” 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @matenesisvlogs1fan
      @matenesisvlogs1fan Před 3 lety +88

      some bot account copied your comment word for word and is right under yours lmfao

    • @elizzabugg5358
      @elizzabugg5358 Před 3 lety +378

      @@ohnokms lmao they really told on themselves. That post was everywhere in like 2013. If anyone ever said that to me I’d start having traumatic flashbacks

    • @elizzabugg5358
      @elizzabugg5358 Před 3 lety +132

      @@matenesisvlogs1fan honestly? That’s kind of iconic

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad Před 3 lety +3

      LOL

  • @kayliebrown744
    @kayliebrown744 Před 3 lety +3956

    Jacob is vice-mayor of Kurtistown. Is that a thing? No clue. But it is now.

    • @Sofia-wh9jr
      @Sofia-wh9jr Před 3 lety +182

      Let's all hail the vice-mayor Jacob

    • @jade-qi8ot
      @jade-qi8ot Před 3 lety +64

      ayo put some respect on my boy xun's name

    • @terribletimesone8702
      @terribletimesone8702 Před 3 lety +30

      There was a vice mayor on the show Henry Danger, so I guess it exosts

    • @amyyy3621
      @amyyy3621 Před 3 lety +74

      @@jade-qi8ot xun is head reporter at kurtistown industries™️

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Před 3 lety +1

      How about the comptroller?

  • @UnidentifiedAnon
    @UnidentifiedAnon Před 3 lety +198

    The funniest part is their stan account. They clearly have 0 idea of what stan culture is 💀. No normal stan would name themselves "______ stan" or "stan _____". It's always some weird ass name like hobisbussy or sum shit like that.

  • @riane7355
    @riane7355 Před 3 lety +8921

    I’m a simple person, i see kurtis and jacob and i immediately click

    • @brooklynn9461
      @brooklynn9461 Před 3 lety +34

      retweet 🙏

    • @Bluepoppy86
      @Bluepoppy86 Před 3 lety +68

      Same. Jacob is my favorite of Kurtis’ friends lol

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Bluepoppy86 easily.

    • @olivialanker6744
      @olivialanker6744 Před 3 lety +18

      I was JUST talking about how I'm thirsty for more of their collabs and this podcast dropped 🙏

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR Před 3 lety +5

      I thought this said “single person” and I was like “that checks out”

  • @angelnumbers47
    @angelnumbers47 Před 3 lety +7105

    sometimes i feel like i'm not funny enough to keep up with kurtis and jacob's conversations

    • @badarchive
      @badarchive Před 3 lety +90

      even the fart jokes?

    • @unncomfyy
      @unncomfyy Před 3 lety +428

      @@badarchive we lack the high iq for fart jokes :(

    • @vericvoidal
      @vericvoidal Před 3 lety +266

      @@badarchive ESPECIALLY the fart jokes

    • @doll1ly
      @doll1ly Před 3 lety +34

      everytime i see sum1 w a sanrio pfp it gives me serotonin AJSAHJSHA

    • @adettessubs444
      @adettessubs444 Před 3 lety +6

      @@doll1ly same

  • @cocolindberg1263
    @cocolindberg1263 Před 3 lety +904

    so true about the weird lyrics of I'd rather die...pressuring people into banging u is NOT very punk >:( one thing about that song that I haven't heard someone say is I feel like the chorus is pretty fetish-y. it also very much gives me the vibes of those girls who are like "unfortunately I'm straight 😖" idk it's just really weird to me

    • @umafinleyopal8471
      @umafinleyopal8471 Před 3 lety +65

      Yeah....the whole situation is such a strange thing.

    • @nariaein
      @nariaein Před 3 lety +42

      yes you just described it perfectly

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Před 3 lety +20

      the lyrics really don't have to be about sexual coercion, I read it as guys using alcohol as an excuse for finishing early and not taking care of their partner, and being a selfish lover.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi Před 3 lety +98

      @shulamithbond
      is finishing early really a moral fault tho? i would get being mad if a dude did that and didn’t care about his partner’s satisfaction, but just finishing early isn’t bad

    • @gauzeeeee
      @gauzeeeee Před 2 lety +10

      They're posers because they claim to be punk but are the exact opposite of it

  • @quandaredevil
    @quandaredevil Před 3 lety +797

    TRAMP STAMPS is Dolls Kill as a band. Their response literally reminded me of Dolls Kill's responses to their controversies. (If anyone doesn't know who Dolls Kill is, they're an alt clothing brand)

    • @Sittingrat
      @Sittingrat Před 3 lety +23

      Oh wow that’s exactly it

    • @bigcody2657
      @bigcody2657 Před 3 lety +111

      It does make sense, considering that every piece of clothing they wear is from dolls kill.

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 Před 3 lety +16

      Oh my god that makes so much sense

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen Před 2 lety +25

      That sums them up so well 💀

    • @lilydodge2374
      @lilydodge2374 Před 2 lety +6

      Omg you're right lmao

  • @danny8284
    @danny8284 Před 3 lety +3447

    i never thought that kurtis would talk about tramp stamps 😭

    • @aicrowIey
      @aicrowIey Před 3 lety +72

      i know hes only the second person ive seen speak out on them

    • @AprilMey
      @AprilMey Před 3 lety +15

      nah i've been waiting for this ep

    • @toadt0ad
      @toadt0ad Před 3 lety +20

      nah it was inevitable lol

    • @aicrowIey
      @aicrowIey Před 3 lety +60

      @Frank Yeet lmao nice. like this song is literally abt rape/sexual assault so im glad ppl are pissed

    • @roobee1234
      @roobee1234 Před 3 lety +3

      I knew he would.

  • @hoomhoom9835
    @hoomhoom9835 Před 3 lety +3309

    So happy to see Jacob looking healthier, the color has returned to his skin and he looks so happy.

  • @besosiriusrn
    @besosiriusrn Před 3 lety +463

    If you imagine the black bar in Kurtis’ side as a part of one big wall it looks like they are sitting really close but not acknowledging eachother

  • @GraveRobert
    @GraveRobert Před 3 lety +535

    I'm very pleased that Jacob's nails match Kurtis's shirt.

  • @Sitcomabed
    @Sitcomabed Před 3 lety +4239

    Jacob and kurtis’s interactions are my FAVORITE by far their chemistry is amazing and on point! I love them!!!

  • @93meganf
    @93meganf Před 3 lety +742

    The tramp stamps give me buzzfeed vibes

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Před 3 lety +6

      Buzzfeed has broken some actual stories sometimes though

    • @jaxintheboxoxo
      @jaxintheboxoxo Před 3 lety +43

      I can’t articulate it but I completely understand what you mean

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone Před 3 lety +38

      Because they are both just as fake and corporate and only serve the oppressors whilst blatantly profiting off of financially insecure or otherwise vulnerable persons. The only difference is that buzzfeed doesn't try to hide their blatant fakeness, infact, they relish in it because they know that their users will still come back day after day, desperate for the nostalgia they force feed them.

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 Před 3 lety +11

      @@sholem_bond Buzzfeed News is excellent. The part of Buzzfeed that covers pop culture and does silly quizzes and satire articles is not great.

    • @dontcheckinsideyourcloset
      @dontcheckinsideyourcloset Před 2 lety +15

      I fell like they created a whole new music genre: Buzzfeed Punk

  • @Milkyway-zi3ft
    @Milkyway-zi3ft Před 3 lety +1051

    kurtis and jacob talking about 5sos was the strangest world collision

  • @cityrose21
    @cityrose21 Před 3 lety +265

    Why do I feel like kurtis always has a story about going to a friends house as a kid and getting yelled at by the parents 😂

  • @sam-jf7lk
    @sam-jf7lk Před 3 lety +1862

    i’m maybe kinda obsessed with jacobs nails they look awesome

    • @smurf9092
      @smurf9092 Před 3 lety +44

      They are so cool

    • @pilary.857
      @pilary.857 Před 3 lety +13

      yessss

    • @Abby-if1yi
      @Abby-if1yi Před 3 lety +12

      yessss

    • @mayflower5193
      @mayflower5193 Před 3 lety +129

      I really do enjoy that they're not just black. Its nice to see a guy with some colorful ones once in awhile.

    • @valkyrie2832
      @valkyrie2832 Před 3 lety +58

      @@mayflower5193 Yes! I do really like how black nail polish looks on guys tho lol

  • @redox6548
    @redox6548 Před 3 lety +413

    That yellow nail polish do be on fire tho.

  • @moriahcampbell1162
    @moriahcampbell1162 Před 3 lety +251

    petition for “a very really good friendship” which would be the ultimate podcast

  • @jasminebaribeault2852
    @jasminebaribeault2852 Před 3 lety +799

    Jacob and kurtis : this is a pretty mature situation
    The person: *sends relationship issues to a comedians podcast asking for answers*

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Před 2 lety +18

      Frankly seems better than sending it to a relationship person. Have you seen all those “relationship” people, I feel like at this point there has to be some major red flag for you to bel yourself a relationship master or something idk.

  • @kristinpatton1018
    @kristinpatton1018 Před 3 lety +735

    Kids anxiety sometimes manifests as stomach issues, might be something to think about! I enjoy your chemistry together.

    • @shimmer7152
      @shimmer7152 Před 2 lety +8

      how old kids are we talking about? like toddler age or?

    • @claireoverdorf9284
      @claireoverdorf9284 Před 2 lety +90

      @@shimmer7152 I’m a teenager and my anxiety manifests as stomach issues sometimes so I think it can really be any age. Hope that helps!

    • @vincentwaterson3480
      @vincentwaterson3480 Před 2 lety +31

      It’s even more prevalent in older adults. It turns into a chronic problem if stress isn’t managed. There are stress related illnesses. Try looking those up Shimmer

    • @c1nnamodoll
      @c1nnamodoll Před 2 lety +10

      i've had visceral reactions to anxiety since i was 12-13, and im 16 now and it still happens lmao it sucks

    • @Mckinley-mick
      @Mckinley-mick Před 2 lety +7

      I used to have an upset stomach and issues like that starting in elementary school and it continued through most of my adolescence. I had a very stressful home life and it manifested into a very anxious child. I used to get mouth ulcers and my sister often got stomach ulcers.

  • @mariposa4496
    @mariposa4496 Před 3 lety +1148

    I KNEW HE WAS GONNA TALK ABOUT THE TRAMP STAMPS! CALLED IT.

    • @kinsey7894
      @kinsey7894 Před 3 lety +51

      Thank you for manifesting this

    • @emmmaa1163
      @emmmaa1163 Před 3 lety +40

      i was just watching people react to those wanna be alt girls and then i see my favorite person reacting to them so obviously i clicked

    • @roobee1234
      @roobee1234 Před 3 lety

      SAME I KNEW IT

    • @andrearomero2422
      @andrearomero2422 Před 3 lety

      SAME SAME, I was waiting for this 💖💖💖

    • @luci.ana777
      @luci.ana777 Před 3 lety +8

      i literally dreamt about it last night!

  • @saladglove
    @saladglove Před 3 lety +215

    Kurtis' favorite rock band being Nickleback is literally such a kurtis thing.

  • @noahspencer720
    @noahspencer720 Před 3 lety +206

    Their feeds being slightly out of sync with each other is so odd to experience, Jacob knows what Kurtis says before he even finishes it and Kurtis takes so long to hear anything haha

    • @solastacey127
      @solastacey127 Před 3 lety +43

      so true!! i kept getting anxious for jacob when kurtis didn’t laugh at his jokes right away lmao

  • @DavidFlowers777
    @DavidFlowers777 Před 3 lety +557

    This is like the third video about this band I've seen today and I didn't know they existed before today

    • @JM-kv3wg
      @JM-kv3wg Před 3 lety +1

      Wait what band is it

    • @tooth3547
      @tooth3547 Před 3 lety +8

      @@JM-kv3wg the tramp stamps

    • @kiralangpap461
      @kiralangpap461 Před 3 lety +44

      they’re not popular at all 💀 they’re literally industry plants that just barely became a thing

    • @izzy.v.m
      @izzy.v.m Před 3 lety +3

      Same, I’ve seen so many videos and I’m still confused as to why they even have a following 😭

    • @lilmozzarella
      @lilmozzarella Před 3 lety

      i know a few of their videos went viral on tiktok, i like one of their songs but other than that i haven’t heard anything about them that wasn’t From Them

  • @autumnb1626
    @autumnb1626 Před 3 lety +948

    now this. this is so fucking epic. what an amazing Wednesday

  • @sasuke8667
    @sasuke8667 Před 3 lety +558

    "There's only one girl in mario bros"
    Peach, Daisy, Rosaline, Pauline, Tippi and Birdo: excuse me
    edit: I know I forgot a few ladies, this was all I could think of off the top of my head haha

    • @areallyusefulengine2764
      @areallyusefulengine2764 Před 3 lety +2

      right!

    • @EXANT9000
      @EXANT9000 Před 3 lety +7

      isnt Birdo a guy?

    • @wigglerwednesday
      @wigglerwednesday Před 3 lety +61

      @@EXANT9000 in mario kart 8, birdo appears on a sign in Royal Raceway that says "Women of Racing Organization" and is usually referred to as "she" so she is a girl
      Also we can't forget Toadette!!

    • @cheebuu3360
      @cheebuu3360 Před 3 lety +88

      @@EXANT9000 I do understand the confusion, but yes Birdo is a girl. She was originally a guy in her first appearance, but Nintendo made the decision to change gender, so she's canonically a trans women in the newer games to explain the sex change.

    • @raechuu4887
      @raechuu4887 Před 3 lety +17

      And Wendy!! The koopaling

  • @lesbianage9538
    @lesbianage9538 Před 3 lety +361

    If you are looking for a song that has the empowering message that the Tramp Stamps tried and failed to get across, and also is a bop (again, unlike their song) I would suggest Invitation by Ashnikko. The lyrics have actual thought put into them, and the animation in the music video is sick af.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone Před 3 lety +52

      Thanks, also, happy lesbian visibility day!

    • @chexmixluvrr1085
      @chexmixluvrr1085 Před 2 lety +26

      speaking of artists better than the tramp stamps dazey and the scouts is one of my absolute favorites and “sad boys” in particular is a rlly good song by them

    • @loveydovey3631
      @loveydovey3631 Před 2 lety +9

      oh yes that’s one of my fave ashnikko songs!!

    • @ishbel1409
      @ishbel1409 Před 2 lety +6

      @@chexmixluvrr1085 DAZEY AND THE SCOUTS!!!! i would be soo happy if they put out more music

    • @kannibalwherm1975
      @kannibalwherm1975 Před 2 lety +1

      i LOVE ashnikko

  • @Jdudj373y
    @Jdudj373y Před 3 lety +477

    My birthday is tomorrow and i think i deserve a podcast only about me

    • @deckie_
      @deckie_ Před 3 lety +61

      I agree. Get on it Kurtis

    • @anniecahill3909
      @anniecahill3909 Před 3 lety +12

      Yes

    • @sofie9763
      @sofie9763 Před 3 lety +38

      my birthday is dec 30th and i request that for my almost-half-birthday, Greta gets a podcast purely about Greta.

    • @augustnicole4481
      @augustnicole4481 Před 3 lety +5

      happy birthday

    • @turkishnoodle3971
      @turkishnoodle3971 Před 3 lety +9

      My birthday is May 1st so I would like one aswell 😌

  • @sandra4902
    @sandra4902 Před 3 lety +486

    when i saw the title and saw jacob i instantly knew this was gonna be a great episode

  • @rgwood2381
    @rgwood2381 Před 3 lety +77

    Kurtis: 'now let's talk about the racist tweets.'
    Subtitles: 'now let's talk about the race of swedes'

  • @sonnymora
    @sonnymora Před 3 lety +182

    glad to see our mayor and vice-mayor on a podcast talking serious politics ☝️😌

  • @anyrija.
    @anyrija. Před 3 lety +298

    dude, in 2nd grade i lied all the time about my stomach hurting. like i did genuinely have (and still kinda do) a lot of stomach pains, and it would always be the first sign to getting sick- but i'd say like 40% of the time, i was lying. it wasn't even during tests or anything, i just really didn't wanna be there

    • @lanac5793
      @lanac5793 Před 3 lety +67

      I didn't watch the video yet but i hope you just commented this w no context whatsoever that would so so funyn

    • @anyrija.
      @anyrija. Před 3 lety +19

      @@lanac5793 sorry to disappoint, but it does indeed have context,,

    • @utatoners
      @utatoners Před 3 lety +21

      ok but same gjsjgjsh i would ask to get picked up all the time and now im chronically ill lmaooo

    • @brooketrotter18
      @brooketrotter18 Před 3 lety +20

      I used to almost have convinced myself I was lying due to how often my stomach really did hurt. As an adult I now realise my intense stomach aches always come on during a moment of extreme anxiety.

    • @lanac5793
      @lanac5793 Před 3 lety

      @@anyrija. :((

  • @mianieto6038
    @mianieto6038 Před 3 lety +361

    The one dislike is dean😔

  • @Corbin_blu
    @Corbin_blu Před 3 lety +69

    "you couldn't suck it up for social studies" had me dying laughing for at least 5 min straight

  • @leftboobgrab283
    @leftboobgrab283 Před 3 lety +139

    Tramp Stamps should rename themselves to Hot Girls Dancing and then at least Chad Kroeger might find them...

    • @hhh-bu3qj
      @hhh-bu3qj Před 3 lety +21

      haven't finished the episode yet what the fuck does this mean

    • @nopekitty
      @nopekitty Před 3 lety +7

      OK THATS SO FUNNY

  • @dana-kg2ow
    @dana-kg2ow Před 3 lety +280

    kurtis mentioning long island dads actually gave me chills. very scary

    • @sarahtracy4450
      @sarahtracy4450 Před 3 lety +8

      i'm from long island that was weird-

    • @christinei8314
      @christinei8314 Před 3 lety +2

      I really thought I misheard it for a second. Like where did that come from???

  • @Poltergeist329
    @Poltergeist329 Před 3 lety +204

    19:55 the reason that you might've had more stomachaches as a kid is because of anxiety! the "pit in your stomach" feeling that you get during a moment of anxiety can read to a child as a stomachache. i was one of those kids who got them frequently but was actually just anxious or nervous about something at school (like a test or project)

    • @abby_jean
      @abby_jean Před 3 lety +12

      omg same, and my teachers would always joke about me having to go to the nurse often because they thought i was faking it

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 Před 3 lety +8

      bro I'd have those constantly and i still have them now 💀 it was annoying though cause itd just happen randomly. then again I have an anxiety disorder so that kinda makes sense

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 Před 3 lety +10

      It's also because kids in general are more sensitive to different foods and bacteria, so even from a digestion point of view children tend to get sick (specifically stomach aches) easier than adults.

  • @Machouseproductions
    @Machouseproductions Před 3 lety +69

    I could honestly sit and listen to Jacob and Kurtis ramble about mountain dew and batman until the heat death of the universe.

  • @shelbsters
    @shelbsters Před 3 lety +225

    i 110% agree that the 3rd verse is very problematic. and this doesn’t excuse it, however this shit is soooo normalized in men’s rap. i just find it interesting that a man can make a rap completely degrading women & it’s totally fine.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Před 3 lety +87

      It's not just rap, it's normalized in lots of still-beloved classic rock, too.

    • @bruh3457
      @bruh3457 Před 3 lety +37

      True, but most of the ppl who know about tramp stamps and complain about that verse are the same way about those rappers

    • @ghost_gurrrl
      @ghost_gurrrl Před 3 lety +43

      right, like it’s not like i don’t want just woman’s songs about this to stop i want any guys songs about it to stop too

  • @kikalachica
    @kikalachica Před 3 lety +246

    I know all the 5sos stans were scared af to hear which part of that god forsaken article they were gonna talk about 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @user-yi5qp6ht4b
    @user-yi5qp6ht4b Před 3 lety +1302

    the way i muted my teacher and clicked on this immediately

    • @irismiller8666
      @irismiller8666 Před 3 lety +32

      C=clicked out of my math google meet so fast fr

    • @cxbaltnight
      @cxbaltnight Před 3 lety +33

      man if only i could do that in real life :/ full in person high school sucks

    • @user-yi5qp6ht4b
      @user-yi5qp6ht4b Před 3 lety +19

      @@cxbaltnight that sounds awful i'm so sorry but at least summer is coming up 🛐

    • @ohmyloveisalie
      @ohmyloveisalie Před 3 lety +6

      Unrelated but I love your profile picture

    • @gray9914
      @gray9914 Před 3 lety +5

      same bestie😭😭

  • @clairegopaul4977
    @clairegopaul4977 Před 3 lety +93

    honestly as a Ontarian its so refreshing to listen to ppl talk about Doug Ford bc ive been feeling so jealous listening to American podcasters talk about vaccines lol

    • @juliettedemaso7588
      @juliettedemaso7588 Před 2 lety

      8 months later: Great can anyone talk about something other than vaccines. For thirty seconds. Nuclear annihilation, vending machine history, milk allergies, sock hauls, Bitcoin, carpet, corn.. pls

  • @alexusstanley5827
    @alexusstanley5827 Před 3 lety +48

    Bro the tramp stamps made a cover to All the Small Things by Blink-182 and It made me cry from how bad it was

  • @bbekah
    @bbekah Před 3 lety +436

    Dean seems so pure lol, he just wants to see his boys

    • @hitsonc1713
      @hitsonc1713 Před 3 lety +101

      Isn’t he like misogynistic or smth?

    • @sadgirl3582
      @sadgirl3582 Před 3 lety +12

      and I oop

    • @natethegrate2783
      @natethegrate2783 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hitsonc1713 is he

    • @jean-jl6dn
      @jean-jl6dn Před 3 lety +3

      @@hitsonc1713 um why do u think so?

    • @ferdousikhanam5043
      @ferdousikhanam5043 Před 3 lety +72

      @@hitsonc1713 yeah didn’t he like make a reaction vid of when he was on bestie picks bae and shit on all those women for no reason? Don’t take what I say as fact though cuz I don’t know too much about the situation so I might be wrong

  • @silverjane8580
    @silverjane8580 Před 3 lety +353

    pies in cuba cost $3.25. in jamaica they are $2.67. why am I saying this? im just talking about the pie-rates of the caribean
    ill see myself out

  • @em0bxnn1ez13
    @em0bxnn1ez13 Před 3 lety +90

    kurtis is literally my biggest comfort youtuber- like in this past week I've probably watched and rewatched all of his videos

    • @mae9911
      @mae9911 Před 2 lety

      same! I love his content he’s so relatable and relaxed, it’s like I’m having a conversation with him. Definitely my go-to CZcamsr

  • @chantelsanchez3775
    @chantelsanchez3775 Před 3 lety +51

    To the last advice question, most of the time parents don’t trust the rest of the world, it’s not that they don’t trust you. The world is a scary place and they just want to keep you safe

  • @averylynn5056
    @averylynn5056 Před 3 lety +83

    Our favorite duo, the guy that can’t get a haircut and the guy that has a mullet

  • @gkat8058
    @gkat8058 Před 3 lety +67

    The Canadian drama is great
    He called me his FRIenD how dARe he

  • @katiecarter5661
    @katiecarter5661 Před 3 lety +36

    Jacob laughing at kurtis doing everyday things just absolutely sends me😭

  • @ashyslashy10539
    @ashyslashy10539 Před 3 lety +33

    As someone who received a three page love letter from a guy I talked to a handful of times, don’t do it. It honestly horrified me. He was confessing his love for me and I almost felt guilty that I didn’t like him that way. He was barely an acquaintance. I was also upset that he clearly didn’t love me because he didn’t know me.
    With my anxiety I had to be thrown into an awkward situation where I had to turn him down and hope he didn’t flip out. He did. His mom messaged me on MySpace the next day. It was a shitshow. Just don’t do it. Don’t put someone in a situation like that. Get to know them.

  • @gideonavery7339
    @gideonavery7339 Před 3 lety +87

    If you unfocus a bit it looks like they’re sitting in the same room really close together

    • @user-qm8gt8lf7l
      @user-qm8gt8lf7l Před 3 lety +12

      and just looking right past eachother LMAOOO 😭😭😭

  • @ELY8IA
    @ELY8IA Před 3 lety +70

    plsss i forgot that i left the my youtube playback speed on .75x and i was so confused as to why kurtis and jacob were talking so slow

    • @fanofthings6720
      @fanofthings6720 Před 3 lety +6

      This is so funny to me Omgg 💀

    • @angelinamercedes1733
      @angelinamercedes1733 Před 3 lety +2

      I’m only watching the podcast at this speed now😂this has me dead

    • @ELY8IA
      @ELY8IA Před 3 lety +3

      @@angelinamercedes1733 GOOD , it was so funny i swearr. i genuinely thought it was some kind of bit until i realized that my ass just left the speed on .75x

    • @angelinamercedes1733
      @angelinamercedes1733 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ELY8IA lmao I saw a comment saying to look at the black bar on kurtis’s side is connected to the other side of the wall and they’re just sitting really close together but not acknowledging each other so that + the slow mo makes me feel like I’m high w/out actually having to be high 💀😂

    • @rhea7094
      @rhea7094 Před 3 lety +2

      i just set it to .75x and kurtis’ laugh is so fucking funny

  • @AbundanceASMR
    @AbundanceASMR Před 3 lety +82

    Jacobs yellow nails? Umm....
    An absolute bangerrrr😍

  • @Ghostfrogdraws
    @Ghostfrogdraws Před 3 lety +50

    Jacob being a more frequent guest would be neat

  • @jenna2373
    @jenna2373 Před 3 lety +71

    the stan account actually just got revealed as a troll lmaoo

  • @DevinPoissant
    @DevinPoissant Před 3 lety +44

    The burly woman Jacob is talking about at 27:13 is called Big Bertha. She's wearing "Thwomper Stomper" boots, which are the replacement for the Thwomps in that movie lol

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 Před 3 lety

      At this point I'm surprised they bothered trying to make a mario movie at all if they had this little respect for the source material.

  • @mar-ev2ip
    @mar-ev2ip Před 3 lety +32

    once i heard "rollingstones" and "5sos" in the same sentence i panicked- i had forgotten about that cursed article

  • @nereushall6346
    @nereushall6346 Před 3 lety +63

    If I had a penny for every podcast you’ve made I could buy a monster

    • @BobinsBinted
      @BobinsBinted Před 2 lety +8

      Monsters are cheap af where you live, lucky ass

  • @averymoran6512
    @averymoran6512 Před 3 lety +143

    Wow it’s time to paint and listen.... I choose to thank Jacob.

    • @noraaaaa
      @noraaaaa Před 3 lety +6

      what are you painting?

    • @crystalnewman5063
      @crystalnewman5063 Před 3 lety +5

      Vibes ;P

    • @averymoran6512
      @averymoran6512 Před 3 lety +24

      @@noraaaaa I am working on a nighttime landscape on a lake, nothing too insane or impressive, but hopefully very pretty.

    • @n_e_x_u_s9937
      @n_e_x_u_s9937 Před 3 lety +5

      ooh do u have an art account where we could check it out?

    • @averymoran6512
      @averymoran6512 Před 3 lety +8

      @@n_e_x_u_s9937 no, not currently, however I’ve wanted to start one for a very long time haha.
      edit:maybe if this turns out well I will record it and upload it ;p

  • @unimaginativedraws3411
    @unimaginativedraws3411 Před 3 lety +59

    I love when kurtis has his friends on. It’s always a great time

  • @shisea
    @shisea Před 3 lety +35

    Why did I think kurtis was wearing a suit jacket like Ellen DeGeneres

  • @bongo1811
    @bongo1811 Před 3 lety +86

    my guilty tv show pleasures was from when i was 12-15, i would ONLY watch HGTV and The Food Network

    • @bongo1811
      @bongo1811 Před 3 lety +8

      recent guilty pleasures (specifically movies) would be Megamind, Surf's Up, and Hairspray

    • @clancymcguirk7597
      @clancymcguirk7597 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh my goodness same starting at age 7 I had a friend who ONLY had Food Network on the TV and I would go over and watch for hours and it would be on all night (kinda funny to think abt now) but for years after that it was the only thing I watched, and the only thing my dad watched when I was younger was HGTV

    • @aetherbunny77
      @aetherbunny77 Před 3 lety +1

      Saaaame lol I didn't have any friends

  • @bmbdll
    @bmbdll Před 3 lety +93

    since this song got released on my birthday (april 14th) im changing my birthday to april 20th

    • @pilary.857
      @pilary.857 Před 3 lety +18

      as you should bestie

    • @nyx..z
      @nyx..z Před 3 lety +12

      weed day

    • @woogiestorm9077
      @woogiestorm9077 Před 3 lety +1

      ayy my friends bday is on the 14th and mine on the 18th :)

  • @abcxyz4653
    @abcxyz4653 Před 3 lety +104

    I don’t like the second verse because they’re making fun of erectile dysfunction, but my interpretation of the rest of the song is that it’s an exaggerated joke to make a point about how heterosexual sex, especially casual sex, is often really bad for women because we’re objectified and our pleasure isn’t given equal value. It’s not saying they literally will never have sex with a straight man again. Also, mainstream male artists degrading women and having rapey, misogynistic lyrics is so commonplace that you can’t turn on the radio without hearing it, and many people don’t bat an eye or demand apologies. Not saying I love or support the song though. Just my thoughts. :)

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Před 3 lety +27

      THANK YOU, you got that it's an erectile dysfunction thing (which, ok, one can object to that), not inherently a sexual assault/coercion thing. Also, just... this is so unremarkable, the fact that everyone is this up in arms about it kind of highlights the problems it's (maybe) reacting to. Like how Amy Schumer genuinely isn't very funny, but a ton of men's reactions to her and the issues they outline with her comedy (she's too raunchy; she talks about her body/having a vagina too much - how dare a woman do that), as opposed to its actual issues, just kind of ends up validating her career.

    • @abbybrickley9674
      @abbybrickley9674 Před 2 lety +21

      I don’t even think it’s an erectile disfunction thing, I think it’s a “men taking you home but they drank too much so they can’t get it up and it’s annoying thing” it’s not anything deeper than that.

    • @casey2809
      @casey2809 Před 2 lety

      OMG ACTUALLYYY! look at dr dre and eminem. they are WORSHIPED and they have a song that says "i even make the bitches i rape cum". WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! we're going to hate on these women and try to cancel them for wanting to have pleasure from a guy and talking about it in a crude way but we're not going to cancel the men that ADMITTED TO RAPE IN A FUCKING SONG perform on the SUPERBOWL?! fuck that. that isn't a world i wanna live in.
      and im being deadass. in case yall haven't heard it, its called medicine man.

  • @odetowren
    @odetowren Před 3 lety +23

    THE CHAD KROEGER STORY HAS ME IN SHAMBLES I CANT GO ON

  • @spaceotter2055
    @spaceotter2055 Před 3 lety +17

    i enjoy how every conversation between kurtis and jacob is like "funny bit" "thats funny"

  • @autumnb1626
    @autumnb1626 Před 3 lety +51

    I love Jacob and I love kurtis but most of all I love the baby Yoda poking around in the background

  • @leilonnie
    @leilonnie Před 3 lety +44

    Fun fact: The Tramp stamp follow every single dude they dissed on instagram

  • @afterly
    @afterly Před 3 lety +16

    i love jacob, finally someone who knows less of what's going on than me

  • @yellowstarburst3810
    @yellowstarburst3810 Před 3 lety +16

    I liked when he referenced community 3x06
    Britta: i can excuse racism but i draw the line at animal cruelty!
    Shirley: you can excuse racism??
    Britta: 😳😧😬

  • @lizavokei7319
    @lizavokei7319 Před 3 lety +14

    i love how in every story about kurtis going to his friends' house he gets yelled by the parents lmao

  • @puffyslime
    @puffyslime Před 3 lety +24

    y'all should actually do a joint podcast though. this combo is too good

  • @pegs-ies
    @pegs-ies Před 3 lety +20

    I'm kind of glad that my city doesn't have any cases, cause even though I don't go out or see anyone, I still have a routine with my dog that keeps me from spiraling into depression again, and if I lost that I'd be kinda mad

  • @Ric3ballRav3
    @Ric3ballRav3 Před 3 lety +10

    "Guy with a respectful amount of facial hair that went through chemo hair loss hypes up best friend who is trying really hard with his facial hair but never had to go through chemo."

  • @isabellastyles1232
    @isabellastyles1232 Před 3 lety +33

    YAY MY FAVORITE DUO!!

  • @VacantSilver
    @VacantSilver Před 3 lety +35

    Oh my god, that baby yoda is staring into my soul.

  • @clancy_iero_must_live4908
    @clancy_iero_must_live4908 Před 3 lety +57

    Jacob 🤝 Kurtis
    Funniest humans ever

  • @1leg
    @1leg Před 3 lety +20

    It makes me so happy to see Jacob with hair

  • @Alice-wo2vz
    @Alice-wo2vz Před 3 lety +38

    jacob and kurt are my favorite boys

  • @catphelps94
    @catphelps94 Před 3 lety +12

    I love how Jacob's nail polish is the same color as Kurtis' shirt

  • @uuuudddiit
    @uuuudddiit Před 2 lety +11

    i love it how they say "that's so funny" with a straight face. Love it. 😂

  • @luci.ana777
    @luci.ana777 Před 3 lety +16

    I had a dream last night that Kurtis made a video on the tramp stamps and now we’re here

  • @baylee1024
    @baylee1024 Před 3 lety +33

    the way these two radiant comfort

  • @ionaelizabeth
    @ionaelizabeth Před 3 lety +34

    MY FAVOURITE HOT-DOG EATING WHILE MAKING JOKES DUO

  • @SeanShimamoto
    @SeanShimamoto Před 3 lety +15

    I was just watching Jacob’s tier video and was thinking, “Jacob hasn’t been on a Mayor Kurtis channel in a while”...so this was a pleasant surprise. 😁

  • @GingerTaylorMusic
    @GingerTaylorMusic Před 3 lety +11

    If you watch closely you'll notice that around 49:41, Kurtis actually morphs into Steve Buscemi for a moment.

  • @katie_bracco
    @katie_bracco Před 3 lety +50

    jacob has been preparing for this his entire life ig

  • @DaftBanana
    @DaftBanana Před 3 lety +11

    *siiiiigh* princess daisy debuted as the princess mario saves in super mario land for the gameboy due to the setting being sarasaland and not the mushroom kingdom. I love correcting people about mario it's like, the only thing I know about

  • @bunnilinnie6615
    @bunnilinnie6615 Před 3 lety +28

    I love how Jacob's nails match Kurtis' shirt ❤

  • @toesrus9852
    @toesrus9852 Před 3 lety +9

    Super unrelated to the episode, but Jacob looks healthier everytime we see him. Disease is scary af man, we're proud of you for surviving and bouncing back. Take care of urself homie ❤️

  • @pixelinnie
    @pixelinnie Před 3 lety +42

    I literally had a terrible day today so hopefully this will cheer me up. Thanks Kurtis.

    • @molly702
      @molly702 Před 3 lety +9

      Oh no! I hope that you will have a way better and fantastic day tomorrow.

    • @pixelinnie
      @pixelinnie Před 3 lety +7

      @@molly702 thank you! im doing somewhat better now. I hope you’re having a wonderful day as well

    • @molly702
      @molly702 Před 3 lety +8

      @@pixelinnie That’s great! And thank you very much, I think I will have a great day tomorrow cause my school starts sooo late and I will be able to sleep for very long which is always nice. It’s also almost time for the weekend so then you will hopefully have some time to relax too which usually helps me when I’m not feeling very great.

  • @Alice-ib4cz
    @Alice-ib4cz Před 3 lety +8

    Trampstamps are the most obviously industry plants ( ALLEGEDLY) I’ve ever seen in my life and it’s hilarious 😭😭

  • @poisonmeganium
    @poisonmeganium Před 3 lety +9

    I finally feel like someone else understands my Canadian struggles and Canadian childhood memories, love these two

  • @Ariana-yl3ww
    @Ariana-yl3ww Před 3 lety +13

    I've been doing rly bad lately and this episode genuinely made me laugh so hard, I appreciate kurtis' content sm.