You know whats sad and hilarious at the same time? Vylon Disigma fought and absorbed six other DT monster, then went and lost to Gem Knight Pearl. Yes, after beating and absorbing Evigishki Merrowgeist, Daigusto Phoenix, Lavalval Dragun, Daigusto Falcos, Lavalval Ignis, and Evigishki Gustkraken, Vylon Disigma lost to a rank 4 non-effect monster.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Spicy Meme 'Ojama Lime' is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I AM Ojama Lime!"
HEROs are gonna be a whole ass story arc in Archetype Archive at this rate. Like, broken down into separate interconnected videos for all the different subcategories of HERO because HERO may as well just be a card type given how it's a superarchetype due to all the flavors of HERO there are.
For anyone confused about Omega’s “kill the normal Summoned boyos” effect, that has to do with the glorious LOOOORE, that being that Vylons were created to fight the Steelswarm, an archetype which basically doesn’t want to special summon its main monsters.
"We climbed, he first and I behind, until though a small round opening ahead of us, I saw the lovely things the heavens hold, and we came out to see once more the cards." -Ojama Alimeghieri, The DiVylon Comedy
Rata do I ever tell you how much I appreciate your work. Like really you go through all this work for our entertainment. I hope you and your psychology studies go well.
I like how the Dragunity archetype did the "Union" thing without even being Union cards. Especially to the extent that Unions would have wet dreams over.
im just hoping he'll make a video about gusto at some point ^^ since i really like that archetype (mainly their artworks and Daigusto Sphreez) but it pains me how underwhelming they are
bocodamondo *Played Synchrons b4 Link Format* I know them feels. But! Synchrons did have some pretty nasty boards to make them Slightly Viable. For a turn and a half.
Funny how Noble knights,Vylons and parasite, which were all mentioned in this video are in the next main box in duel links 👀 Rata works for Konami confirmed
One day the same genius from frankenderp went into the meeting room in Konami HQ, and said "You know equips, our most successful and meta mechanic ever? Well, what if we mix them with our second most successful mechanic, unions? And give them... shapes?!" *Applause*
Luis Ernesto Valverde Chedraui Even then, ABC are Unions in name only. The deck almost never does anything with the mechanic beyond summoning the fusion and searching out stuff with the field spell.
Tired and cynical all shapes that are Euclidean in their geometry have edges. Only Non - Euclidean shapes (anything curved, round, or not straight) fail to have edges. Therefore, Vylons are actually edgier than Cyberdarks.
Fun lore fact: Some Vylon monsters were turn into equipment that helped out other duel terminal tribes, those monsters being sphere, prism, stella, and tetra. Sphere was given to reeze, whirlwind of gusto and with that became Daigusto Sphreeze Prism was given to gem-knight crystal and became Gem-Knight Prismaura Tetra was given to Gishki Noellia and became Evigishki Tetrogre And finally Stella was given to laval cannon and became laval stennon.
Q: What's the deal with your shirt that just says "CORE" Is this an easter egg to foreshadow your next video is Koa'ki Meiru with their Iron / Diamond Core? I'll have to update the Rata wiki with this hot fan theory.
Not even joking but I would love a koa'ki meiru review, although it might end up being a longer video than the Neos video and make less sense than the ojama video
"Hi, normal rata here," "ᵢ ₜₕᵢₙₖ" i have to say, i dont know how your videos ended up in my recommended, since i havent played or thought about the game in over a decade, but your script writing and sense of humor is stellar dude. keep it up!
@@Keyguin Because Ancient Fairy Dragon has two niches that happen to be really good in the modern game: Field Spells, and summoning monsters. Going second, you can pop your opponent's Field Spell to search one of your own, then use the free Special Summon to set up more combos if you don't mind giving up the Battle Phase. Going first, the Special Summon is basically free, and you can pop your own Field Spell to search out another one and trigger any floating effects (especially helpful if the Field Spell has a soft-once-per-turn on it, like Spyral Resort). Plus, it's an easy level 7 Synchro, so most decks can make it, or even make multiples or revive it and go again, since both its effects are soft once-per-turn.
Pretty sure if they make Solemn Johnson it will be a visual hybrid of Johnson of the Big 5 & Judge Man (His deck master) And the effect will be his deck master ability from the anime in addition to being able to search the Solemn counter traps. Also they will print a new counter trap called Solemn Failure that causes ANY luck based effect to FAIL with Johnson & Joey in the artwork for the sake of an anime reference.
[Something something meme into existence] [Something something ojama lime] [something something you're going to give vylons support] [Something Something Xyz Avenger is responsible for 9/11]
So Vylon Alpha isn't only just not immune to equip spell cards but equiped cards in general, just know if you are facing a Vylon Pentachloro, Alpha is effected by it
11:37 It took me this long to realize Vylon Omega has a monster negate-and-destroy effect that you can activate unless the negated monsters are Equip Cards. I guess Union monsters are the out to Omega
paused the video on start up to say this deck was my baby for years when I first started and 5 years later I still own every card! hope you give the deck justice for its strong otk and omega control variants ..... glad to see this decks not completely forgotten
My ability to enjoy this review as a funny roasting of old cards was severely dampened this time around by just how absolutely magnificent the art is on almost every Vylon. I seriously hope they get link support just so I can see what a Vylon link monster looks like.
Iain Hansen You act smart by shitting on people who are uneducated on Vylons and then you use the shitty pot of greed meme like a little boy on Pojo in 2011
Well, you retrieve 2 pieces of small rectangular cardboard from your carefully stacked and shuffled pile of small rectangular cardboard and put those 2 small rectangular cardboard you retrieve into your means of manipulating objects that includes your digits.
I'm about as late to the party as you can get, but while I'm here, I might as well mention that Pentachloro is a Level 4 Machine Duplication target. So if nothing else, with it being searchable by Union Hanger, you can easily make Disigma that way.
Informative and entertaining video as always. Now, would anyone like to take bets on how long it takes Konami to make new support or a generic card that fixes all the problems of the archetype?
Uhhh, I hear that Vylon Sphere is being used in Infernoble Knights builds, so... Vylons did end up helping Noble Knights? I'm still waiting for Rata to do a Noble Knight video.
Slayerthecrow It would take more than a good link to make people play a synchro deck with shit stats just to abuse equipments Just play the new Gearfried
Oh cool. Awesome. When I was younger (and had no f-ing idea how to truly play the game) I remember pulling Omega and thought he was the coolest thing ever. Excited to see you finally do this archetype
"Ignoring the strange Double Tuning condition, which is only shared by some Red Dragon Archfiend monsters" How could you forget about Crystron Quariongandrax like that ;(
Vylon squircle : link / effect 2 light monsters When this card is link summoned, you can special summon 1 synchro monster from your graveyard. Equip cards you control cannot be destroyed by card effects. If this card leaves the field, you can special summon 1 tuner monster from your graveyard. Atk 1700 link 2 Arrows are pointing to the bottom left and bottom right
![Rata [RANK10YGO]](http://yt3.ggpht.com/YfIlMJchGNGdubGaLLcbjkeRQcciBM9z5eyyp7XhnixlS7JKE0-xDla6kplcCQ950TbDoog3vA=s48-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)
You know whats sad and hilarious at the same time? Vylon Disigma fought and absorbed six other DT monster, then went and lost to Gem Knight Pearl. Yes, after beating and absorbing Evigishki Merrowgeist, Daigusto Phoenix, Lavalval Dragun, Daigusto Falcos, Lavalval Ignis, and Evigishki Gustkraken, Vylon Disigma lost to a rank 4 non-effect monster.
pearl too big
I mean... Funnily, Disigmas Effect doesn't work on Pearl because it's a non-Effect monster... So... Idk what this foolery is xD
@@chuckmorris5886plus it has 100 extra attack
Disigma balls
So Ojama Lime is going through a bizarre Yu-Gi-Oh version of the Divine Comedy?
Sempai noticed me. 😀
John August Is dark Jeroid his Virgil?
Nicolas Villanueva Probably.
When does Ojama Lime become Dante of the Burning Abyss? Fucking yugioh lore
Nicolas Villanueva Wonder who's going to be Beatrice then.
Oh is that not how you pronounce Omega
Yes.
Ahmehgah
I learned so much about shapes thanks to you
You pronounce it like Oh may gah
I am now obligate to mention that Crystron Quarionagondrax requires 2+ tuners, it part of my job description as a crystron player
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Spicy Meme 'Ojama Lime' is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I AM Ojama Lime!"
Good joke...
Everybody laugh...
Roll on snare drum...
Curtains.
Shit this is pretty good lol
I can hear this in jimbles voice
Riiiiidiiiii
how horrifying.
I wish rata made a new video everyday
TheDuelLogs Quality over qwantity any day. I rather see 1 great video once per month than 30 trash videos once per day.
Jordi Kerkhoven but all videos rata make are great even the shitposts
Oh shit this is theduellogs duel logs!
Am I the only one who can't wait for his 3 hour long Elemental Hero Archetype Archive? I want a drinking game for every time he says the word "fusion"
Robert Commonsky Elemental HEROs are actually a sub-archetyps of "HERO" archetype. He should do the whole HERO archetype at once. XD
Not gonna lie, that drinking game might lead to death
@@ScionStorm1 it will rival the entire mcu movies
@@DMG551 not might, will
HEROs are gonna be a whole ass story arc in Archetype Archive at this rate. Like, broken down into separate interconnected videos for all the different subcategories of HERO because HERO may as well just be a card type given how it's a superarchetype due to all the flavors of HERO there are.
I'm not sure which I want to be a real card more, Vylon Squircle, or Solemn Johnson.
HardLeg Gaming why not both?
Solemn Squircle
I would like to have both
How about Solemn Vylon Johnson?
When the Vylon deck?
For anyone confused about Omega’s “kill the normal Summoned boyos” effect, that has to do with the glorious LOOOORE, that being that Vylons were created to fight the Steelswarm, an archetype which basically doesn’t want to special summon its main monsters.
If shapes are destroyed then what will be snatched?
i assume ojama Green
steals
My childhood
our souls and will to live?
Iain Hansen
The bowtie
"We climbed, he first and I behind, until though a small round opening ahead of us, I saw the lovely things the heavens hold, and we came out to see once more the cards."
-Ojama Alimeghieri, The DiVylon Comedy
Im sooooooo stealing “DiVylon Comedy”
honestly shocked this comment got any attention at all lmao
@@souffle-d-eclair Wdym? This is brilliant!
I came for the Vylon discussion. I stayed for the lesson on shapes
Rata do I ever tell you how much I appreciate your work. Like really you go through all this work for our entertainment. I hope you and your psychology studies go well.
I like how the Dragunity archetype did the "Union" thing without even being Union cards.
Especially to the extent that Unions would have wet dreams over.
im just hoping he'll make a video about gusto at some point ^^
since i really like that archetype (mainly their artworks and Daigusto Sphreez)
but it pains me how underwhelming they are
bocodamondo *Played Synchrons b4 Link Format*
I know them feels. But! Synchrons did have some pretty nasty boards to make them Slightly Viable. For a turn and a half.
you mean incest the archetype?
Nobody talks about Gustos, not even the Gusto thread
R Guillaume *Also Played Synchrons b4 Master Rule 4* I see we have another intellectual here.
Well, we have the Ritual Beasts, tgeir slightly more popular predecessors
Funny how Noble knights,Vylons and parasite, which were all mentioned in this video are in the next main box in duel links 👀 Rata works for Konami confirmed
COOKIE Candycane or Konami works for Rata confirmed
@@wickederebus Unfortunately, the Vylons never got that support they deserved so much ;_;
Is there a single fictional character that could defeat Bringleby?
Probably Goku. He's the pinnacle of bs main characters?
Luca G bulk bogan
Homestuck, just literally homestuck itself.
Parker Lewis,he can't loose
Any dumb male shounen protagonist out there that ever said the word "friendship" and/or was ever stuck in an MMO or some sort of different world.
_Loopity Scoop , Scoopity Loop._
DammitSinged underrated 🌊🌊🌊comment
Why tf are you here
Snoot Droop
Solemn Johnson is my new religion.
One day the same genius from frankenderp went into the meeting room in Konami HQ, and said "You know equips, our most successful and meta mechanic ever? Well, what if we mix them with our second most successful mechanic, unions? And give them... shapes?!" *Applause*
Btw, I know abcs are a thing, and its just a joke. It´s not intended to offend anyone
Luis Ernesto Valverde Chedraui
Nah the joke still works. ABC didn't exist during the 5Ds era so your good.
Yup, but these days one can never be too sure not to trigger people
Luis Ernesto Valverde Chedraui
Even then, ABC are Unions in name only. The deck almost never does anything with the mechanic beyond summoning the fusion and searching out stuff with the field spell.
@@KyanbuXM Forgot worms was a thing? Trust me it blows everyone over that the archetype exists
4 year update: Ancient Fairy has returned with minimal errata, thus returning what minimal relevancy the video could have had
Both of her Effects became a hard once per turn and you can’t add the same field spell destroyed by this effect.
@@voltingmaster5458 in context of the decklist presented in the video, it was a small change
Oh boy shiny Cyberdarks!
Minus the edge.
Cyberbrights?
Yeah pretty dull like cyberdarks
Tired and cynical all shapes that are Euclidean in their geometry have edges. Only Non - Euclidean shapes (anything curved, round, or not straight) fail to have edges.
Therefore, Vylons are actually edgier than Cyberdarks.
Oh, hey, an archetype Rata likes.
Fun lore fact:
Some Vylon monsters were turn into equipment that helped out other duel terminal tribes, those monsters being sphere, prism, stella, and tetra.
Sphere was given to reeze, whirlwind of gusto and with that became Daigusto Sphreeze
Prism was given to gem-knight crystal and became Gem-Knight Prismaura
Tetra was given to Gishki Noellia and became Evigishki Tetrogre
And finally Stella was given to laval cannon and became laval stennon.
*To help out other DT Archetypes to fight Steelswarms.
Lynkro sounds like the next summoning mechanic
Now introducing, the new link monster, "Vylon Squircle". Surley the mightiest of them all.
Q: What's the deal with your shirt that just says "CORE"
Is this an easter egg to foreshadow your next video is Koa'ki Meiru with their Iron / Diamond Core?
I'll have to update the Rata wiki with this hot fan theory.
it's Clash of Rebellions obv
CORE LORE
Not even joking but I would love a koa'ki meiru review, although it might end up being a longer video than the Neos video and make less sense than the ojama video
EVEN BETTER
+
Oh boy here comes my Slavic Yugituber criticizing Polyhedron the Archetype!
It's incredible how Rata can shape our opinions on archatypes
I always misread these as violin so I have to tell myself that this isn't an instrument themed archetype.
+DrWub He can cover Melodious later.
Actually there is
Are Vylons an instrument?
djinn (the xyz's), symphonic warriors and melodious divas are all based of instruments or music
Konami executive says "Instrument archetype sounds good how about symphonic warriors"
Lmao they weren't good at all
Ancient Fairy...oh shit he doesn't know yet.
Edit: Nvm he says it right after. Lol
But wait the Palladion version of Ancient Fairy Dragon hasn't been revealed yet.
He tweeted the thing about Ancient Fairy Dragon about two days ago.
"Hi, normal rata here,"
"ᵢ ₜₕᵢₙₖ"
i have to say, i dont know how your videos ended up in my recommended, since i havent played or thought about the game in over a decade, but your script writing and sense of humor is stellar dude. keep it up!
You Must Construct Additional VYLONS!
Not enough minerals, mine more minerals.
We require more vespene gass!
I know this video is two years old but...Oh God, Noble Knights is now a meta deck in Duel Links.
We are now in Avenger Endgame. Smoke Grenade. Rokket Tracer. Buylon Vylon GameCube.
Getting destroyed by vylons was one of my favorite moments before master rule 4
House of Champs What now? Story time John!
Ah yes, the "smoke grenade of the thief" support is pretty neat.
Oh ancient fairy dragon. This video will be relevant for a grand total of four days. GG banlist
Ancient Fairy Dragon is banned... Ancient... Fairy... Dragon...
...
Mad props to Luna, never thought I’d hear those words
Robert Parkhurst the question is, why now?
The Dark Signers sealed Ancient Fairy again
@@Keyguin Because Ancient Fairy Dragon has two niches that happen to be really good in the modern game: Field Spells, and summoning monsters. Going second, you can pop your opponent's Field Spell to search one of your own, then use the free Special Summon to set up more combos if you don't mind giving up the Battle Phase. Going first, the Special Summon is basically free, and you can pop your own Field Spell to search out another one and trigger any floating effects (especially helpful if the Field Spell has a soft-once-per-turn on it, like Spyral Resort). Plus, it's an easy level 7 Synchro, so most decks can make it, or even make multiples or revive it and go again, since both its effects are soft once-per-turn.
It's thankfully limited now in the TCG though.
I always thought Vylon's where a pretty neat archetype, really cool artwork
If we dont get an official solemn Johnson monster in the tcg, I will be genuinely upset
Pretty sure if they make Solemn Johnson it will be a visual hybrid of Johnson of the Big 5 & Judge Man (His deck master) And the effect will be his deck master ability from the anime in addition to being able to search the Solemn counter traps. Also they will print a new counter trap called Solemn Failure that causes ANY luck based effect to FAIL with Johnson & Joey in the artwork for the sake of an anime reference.
Shapesnatch pissed off after Rata making fun of his shape friends
[Something something meme into existence]
[Something something ojama lime]
[something something you're going to give vylons support]
[Something Something Xyz Avenger is responsible for 9/11]
Performapals? Not old enough I guess. Gagaga, Dododo? Synchrons? Stardust? ELEMENTAL HEROES?!!
He's doing Heroes later this year.
*and now people are abusing Vylon Cube*
So Vylon Alpha isn't only just not immune to equip spell cards but equiped cards in general, just know if you are facing a Vylon Pentachloro, Alpha is effected by it
Now vylon cube became meta.
„No matter what they tell you, it‘s not hip to be square“ is one of your best jokes Rata.
Vylons all look like they're supposed to get their ass kicked by Bayonetta.
Let's guess, how long it takes, until Cristron Needlefiber get's 'Vylon Element' banned....
11:37 It took me this long to realize Vylon Omega has a monster negate-and-destroy effect that you can activate unless the negated monsters are Equip Cards. I guess Union monsters are the out to Omega
That's just a Rata fuck-up, that las bit of text is actually from Alpha.
@@JohnSmith-iw1wd I know, I was joking lol
Drink anytime he says "equip" in this video
6:28 Speaking of which, does anyone else think that Rata would enjoy playing Vanguard?
Well, "Ambush Demon Stealth Fiend, Ushimitsu Train" is a thing, so probably
Vanguard is pretty lit sometimes
Buylon cube
My internet is out right now and I'm using the last of it to watch this as soon as it uploaded.
Thank you Rata
Honestly been waiting for this since L.o.t.W. so excited haha
Am I the only one who notices that Rata lost a lot of weight compared to his previous videos? About time he finally got in shape.
TripleQuasar >getting in shape for a video about shapes
Coincidence? I think not.
But the real question is how long before this newfound shape of his is snatched?
It's not new support but I find it hilarious that in less than a week of you posting this AA, Duel Links is getting more Vylons.
paused the video on start up to say this deck was my baby for years when I first started and 5 years later I still own every card! hope you give the deck justice for its strong otk and omega control variants ..... glad to see this decks not completely forgotten
My ability to enjoy this review as a funny roasting of old cards was severely dampened this time around by just how absolutely magnificent the art is on almost every Vylon. I seriously hope they get link support just so I can see what a Vylon link monster looks like.
Ojama Lime's adventures are the Marvel post credit scenes of the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom
Dam. My prediction for Archfiends next was wrong. Oh well maybe next time.
He usually announces what he's working on on twitter.
My understanding of shapes is now deceased, thanks Rata!
Heres a drinking game. Every time he says equip, take a drink of water. You’ll be very hydrated.
Oh remember back when people wanted a legacy of the worthless on these guys?
Also what does pot of greed do?
Iain Hansen You act smart by shitting on people who are uneducated on Vylons and then you use the shitty pot of greed meme like a little boy on Pojo in 2011
Performapal Monkeyboard: that’s a pretty accurate description of my degeneracy...........yes
Well, you retrieve 2 pieces of small rectangular cardboard from your carefully stacked and shuffled pile of small rectangular cardboard and put those 2 small rectangular cardboard you retrieve into your means of manipulating objects that includes your digits.
強欲な壺ですか？「デッキからカードを２枚ドローする」ことなんです！
SMAXZO instructions unclear accidentally dropped rectangular cardboard into water
*BUY* -lon Cube.
I didnt think we would get another video for a month but im glad i was wrong
rata taught me about shapes. he did what maths couldnt do
BUY VYLON CUBE
0:45 this this man just PREDICT NIBIRU?!!!
Whoa, a music track from Sonic Dark Brotherhood? Definitely didn't expect that to pop in for 10 seconds.
I'm about as late to the party as you can get, but while I'm here, I might as well mention that Pentachloro is a Level 4 Machine Duplication target. So if nothing else, with it being searchable by Union Hanger, you can easily make Disigma that way.
I guess Ojama Lime got a Solemn Strike in the end...
I think that was Solemn Scolding, actually.
Informative and entertaining video as always. Now, would anyone like to take bets on how long it takes Konami to make new support or a generic card that fixes all the problems of the archetype?
Never
Uhhh, I hear that Vylon Sphere is being used in Infernoble Knights builds, so... Vylons did end up helping Noble Knights? I'm still waiting for Rata to do a Noble Knight video.
I swear your videos just keep getting better and better, we love you Rata, keep up the amazing stuff
Ojama Lime had a hard life
Ok, first time I got a genuine laugh watching a yugituber, you got a sub my man ;)
If Vylon Omega said "1 tuner + 2 or more non-tuner "Vylon" monsters" it would have been spashable in ABC's.
This archetype really is beautiful. I wish it would get some support in the future.
Now Konami will release a link vylon only to make your video even more outdated
Slayerthecrow
It would take more than a good link to make people play a synchro deck with shit stats just to abuse equipments
Just play the new Gearfried
*when ally of justice beats vylons*
good to see you keeping in shape
One of you best videos yet
We all laughed at vylon cube, how foolish we were
GEOMETRY
This is by far Rata's best outing
was expecting angelic rata but this works too
I HEARD PERSONA 3 MUSIC!
Any way, good video. Wanting to see this video for awhile
Dr.Kerfuffle Same. xD
Exicted
solemn johnson is the newest piece of rank10 lore. love it.
"Have I fixed noble knights" XD amazing
Be there or be square
Buy Vylon Cube.
Oh cool. Awesome. When I was younger (and had no f-ing idea how to truly play the game) I remember pulling Omega and thought he was the coolest thing ever. Excited to see you finally do this archetype
One would think Snatch would be proud of Rata for teaching us about shapes, and maybe end the video with the rest of the figures.
Shapes duel vylon vs tindangle.
"Ignoring the strange Double Tuning condition, which is only shared by some Red Dragon Archfiend monsters"
How could you forget about Crystron Quariongandrax like that ;(
Rata presents: "Fun with Shapes" today with our special guest :The one whose Shape was snatched
Vylon squircle : link / effect
2 light monsters
When this card is link summoned, you can special summon 1 synchro monster from your graveyard. Equip cards you control cannot be destroyed by card effects. If this card leaves the field, you can special summon 1 tuner monster from your graveyard.
Atk 1700 link 2
Arrows are pointing to the bottom left and bottom right
*Looking at the grading board again*
So explain to me again how this dodged Legacy Of Worthless again?
Loopity scoop; scoopity loop