Gamer Dick

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
  • Voiced by Pixiewillow pixiewillow.carrd.co/
    Model by ColonelYobo x.com/colonelyobo?lang=en

Komentáře • 1,3K

  • @zawarudo9444
    @zawarudo9444 Před 8 dny +5949

    Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

  • @ano_nym
    @ano_nym Před 8 dny +7853

    "Oh, so you're a gamer? Then name every slur."

    • @daltongarrett3393
      @daltongarrett3393 Před 8 dny

      ****
      ****
      ******
      ******
      ***
      ****
      *****
      *****
      *******
      ****
      **** ******
      **** *****

    • @Judgeharm
      @Judgeharm Před 8 dny +264

      I only need 1.

    • @randomshit9591
      @randomshit9591 Před 8 dny

      ***gg**
      ***gg**
      ***gg**
      ***gg**
      ***GG**
      ***GG**
      ***GG**
      ***GG***

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan Před 8 dny

      @@JudgeharmMove out the way, I like my women with a high slur count

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 Před 8 dny +256

      @@JudgeharmPathetic.
      I know all 1337 of them.

  • @PuppeteerNG
    @PuppeteerNG Před 8 dny +1985

    B...but...but..I got everything right...

  • @HoodieCat
    @HoodieCat Před 8 dny +4063

    Real gamers dont talk to women. I remained silent throughout all her questions while taking backshots from the homies

  • @laf1993
    @laf1993 Před 8 dny +2006

    Benny D.Va is not something i ever thought i needed in my life until now.

  • @NeverNotJune
    @NeverNotJune Před 8 dny +2213

    Babe wake up, new Redmoa just dropped

  • @filialuvssquigly7447
    @filialuvssquigly7447 Před 8 dny +615

    "Wanna see me solo Ornstein and Smough now?"

    • @YGeo
      @YGeo Před 8 dny +55

      "In a fight, right?"

    • @AurelionSass
      @AurelionSass Před 8 dny +43

      @@YGeo ...
      In a fight, right??

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian Před 8 dny +23

      It was a fight. She didn’t win.

    • @filialuvssquigly7447
      @filialuvssquigly7447 Před 8 dny +5

      Lol yeah it was a fight but is also the rest to this video (which for obvious reasons can't be shown on youtube)

    • @gdash1996
      @gdash1996 Před 8 dny +5

      ​@@crazy4sian a fight in the womb maybe

  • @aduckwalkeduptoalemonadestand

    The consolation prize is a footjob. The full version is on rule 34.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 8 dny +776

    "I can still give you your consolation price" its nice she will give happy ending for free

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff Před 8 dny +458

    It just makes perfect sense that her first question is about Starcraft.

    • @KoylTrane
      @KoylTrane Před 8 dny +58

      She is Korean, StarCraft is in her blood

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare Před 8 dny +46

      ​@@KoylTraneStarCraft is literally their national sport

    • @ejm1225
      @ejm1225 Před 8 dny +57

      At least Redmoa remembers much of D.Va''s history with StarCraft more than Blizzard ever did.

    • @KoylTrane
      @KoylTrane Před 8 dny +1

      @@Noperare it's almost like I was referencing exactly that

    • @godsu
      @godsu Před 8 dny +1

      @@KoylTrane Im Korean and i suck at RTS. What happens now

  • @enderael7878
    @enderael7878 Před 8 dny +164

    I knew about the answer in Fallout: New Vegas, though.
    That look on Benny's face when he sees you still alive and not so helpless since the last encounter.

    • @Grimm_Flame
      @Grimm_Flame Před 8 dny +6

      i forgot this one despite replaying fnv 15 times now cuz i always keep him alive to later meet him in the Legion base.
      him saying "Sick Vindictive fuck" is etched onto my soul

    • @enderael7878
      @enderael7878 Před 8 dny +3

      @@Grimm_Flame "Happy now, you twisted bum?!"

    • @halflife2fun
      @halflife2fun Před 8 dny +1

      obviously he doesnt listen to Mr. New Vegas

  • @Onimusashi85
    @Onimusashi85 Před 8 dny +35

    0:04 - Said by literally no one, ever.

    • @Bread.Offender
      @Bread.Offender Před 2 dny

      bro she literally is a gamer

    • @eyelove_owlcity
      @eyelove_owlcity Před 4 hodinami

      Yeah I kinda agree. I've never met a girl irl that fell in love with a gamer.

  • @Amadeone
    @Amadeone Před 8 dny +148

    That new vegas animation is perfect

  • @enderethan144
    @enderethan144 Před 8 dny +474

    He had us going on the first half.

    • @kot4311
      @kot4311 Před 8 dny +43

      Who’s gonna tell him this is the first half?

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Před 8 dny +17

      Bro doesn’t know how this type of animator “crops” their work 💀

    • @finixmoon127
      @finixmoon127 Před 8 dny +21

      This *IS* the first half 😭

    • @hakjob9847
      @hakjob9847 Před 8 dny +1

      He had me the whole ride.

  • @Yasviele
    @Yasviele Před 8 dny +101

    Redmoa single-handedly saving Overwatch 2

  • @AurelionSass
    @AurelionSass Před 8 dny +30

    0:42 Actual **art** right here.

  • @deadboyo2773
    @deadboyo2773 Před 8 dny +470

    Why do I have the feeling this is a semi ad for something else

    • @Lazerlight1212
      @Lazerlight1212 Před 8 dny +66

      Quick! Look to the "other" sites!

    • @SummerRainer
      @SummerRainer Před 8 dny +63

      You wouldn't be here this early if you didn't know what Redmoa is about already

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc Před 8 dny +3

      Nothing suspicious just gamer questions

    • @lunalesombras1150
      @lunalesombras1150 Před 8 dny +15

      ​@@SummerRainerredmoa's CZcams presence is about wholesome "roommates" who cast gay little spells at eachother. What are *you* talking about?

    • @SummerRainer
      @SummerRainer Před 8 dny +2

      @lunalesombras1150 I'm talking about what you're clearly insinuating and also know about.

  • @pendantblade6361
    @pendantblade6361 Před 8 dny +127

    Me, getting this notification: What in the goddamn -

    • @ray-chan9885
      @ray-chan9885 Před 2 dny +1

      Bro this just popped up in my feed now and that's my reaction as well

  • @Acezero138
    @Acezero138 Před 7 dny +15

    Obviously the duo boss fight you meet in Anor Londo are the two Silver Knights jamming arrows in your ass while trying to get to that balcony.

    • @nathanfernandez69
      @nathanfernandez69 Před 5 dny +1

      I had a harder time getting to that boss fight than fighing them.

  • @gos358
    @gos358 Před 8 dny +30

    Ornstein and Smough ain't got time for her false words-

  • @Onio_Saiyan
    @Onio_Saiyan Před 8 dny +82

    I’m not ashamed to admit that I got the first two right.

    • @daltongarrett3393
      @daltongarrett3393 Před 8 dny +26

      I got all besides the first because I’m not ancient and sweaty enough to play an RTS

    • @Onio_Saiyan
      @Onio_Saiyan Před 8 dny +3

      @@daltongarrett3393 I’m 26 so I’m a bit ancient. Tracks.

    • @daltongarrett3393
      @daltongarrett3393 Před 8 dny +8

      @@Onio_Saiyan 25. I just missed the boat

    • @Festivex1
      @Festivex1 Před 8 dny

      How tf

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Před 8 dny +13

      I got all 4 and she still said I was wrong just because.
      How typical.

  • @Screwypone
    @Screwypone Před 8 dny +23

    That Fallout reenactment is just too perfect and hits way too hard. Literal shivers. I love it!

  • @Luckymann1223
    @Luckymann1223 Před 6 dny +7

    The way she turns around like a fallout NPC 😂

  • @roam980
    @roam980 Před 6 dny +3

    1:01 I love how Ornstein and Smough looked at her and was like "she's full of sh#t"

  • @Matrix_985
    @Matrix_985 Před 8 dny +28

    I came as fast as I could.

    • @Israh_7
      @Israh_7 Před 8 dny +13

      Me: *Reads your comment with a suspicious side eye.*

    • @obz1357
      @obz1357 Před 4 dny +1

      I came then I didn't answer correctly then I came 😏

  • @jaydedartsph
    @jaydedartsph Před 8 dny +77

    Peak is on the menu, bois!

  • @draykohunter6805
    @draykohunter6805 Před 8 dny +22

    The shitposting is peak even without the Uncensored😂😂😂

  • @user-yk9sz9mh1t
    @user-yk9sz9mh1t Před 8 dny +7

    The way she turned just like a fallout npc

  • @MetalPcAngel
    @MetalPcAngel Před 7 dny +7

    Just remember, this game is literally Gets more content by it's rule 34 makers than it's devs. It's the those artists that keep this game running. The TRUE gamers.

  • @Darththorn
    @Darththorn Před 8 dny +55

    I womped.

  • @waydevanniekerk7886
    @waydevanniekerk7886 Před 8 dny +9

    0:42 The Benny part killed me.😂 Love that game😂

  • @fredrickmansav6852
    @fredrickmansav6852 Před 8 dny +8

    bro that benny turn was too real

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade Před 8 dny +19

    Just saw this in a Discord server a moment ago and then I get the CZcams notification like "I bet it's gonna skip past the [REDACTED]"

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur Před 8 dny +25

    To all the Gamer Richards out there, this is you

  • @Skampidoo
    @Skampidoo Před 8 dny +4

    It's crazy how Redmoa's animations just naturally have that "smut" feeling XD

  • @MultiBearsfan54
    @MultiBearsfan54 Před 6 dny +3

    “Oh you’re a gamer? Name very game and their mechanics then”

  • @billyrulezTV
    @billyrulezTV Před 8 dny +6

    I --want-- need that prize.

    • @erikaz1590
      @erikaz1590 Před 6 dny +1

      Then you know where you must go..

    • @shinoyuzu
      @shinoyuzu Před 6 dny

      Where tho ​@@erikaz1590

    • @erikaz1590
      @erikaz1590 Před 6 dny

      @@shinoyuzu i cannot give exact websites, let's just say if you google redmoa, you get more than just youtube...

  • @TheMTwinny
    @TheMTwinny Před 8 dny +11

    That New Vegas part got me 😂

  • @mattcousins2533
    @mattcousins2533 Před 6 dny +4

    "No, I'm good." -Barney from Black Mesa

  • @beetheimmortal
    @beetheimmortal Před 8 dny +4

    Oh yeah? If you're such a gamer, then write down Devil Jin's 10-hit combos from memory, woman.

  • @Triforceman1
    @Triforceman1 Před 8 dny +3

    1:11 I truly thought she was gonna say “Widowmaker”

  • @ismakami
    @ismakami Před 8 dny +4

    The turning Fallout style killed me xD

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 Před 8 dny +12

    I haven't played SC for a long time, but I'm surprised I can still remember you'd take 50 minerals for a Marine

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 Před 6 dny +3

    You can't please a woman and be good at Overwatch at the same time.

  • @IsaacSerene
    @IsaacSerene Před 8 dny +12

    HONEY WAKE UP REDMOA JUST POSTED

  • @kevhasowo652
    @kevhasowo652 Před 8 dny +8

    My glorious animator making PEAK EVERY SINGLE TIME 🗣❤

  • @tfwnoyandere
    @tfwnoyandere Před 7 dny +15

    1:25 dont stop--

  • @northernnightmare7986
    @northernnightmare7986 Před 8 dny +3

    That New Vegas turn around was top tier

  • @rashad4566
    @rashad4566 Před 8 dny +8

    I think I understand what the consolation prize is....

  • @CyanDumBell_MC
    @CyanDumBell_MC Před 8 dny +3

    This really feel like meeting your drug dealer in a supermarket

  • @blazingsonic
    @blazingsonic Před 8 dny +2

    D.VA: Are you SURE you're a gamer.
    Me: Babe, Those trivia questions aren't fair because they are games from YOUR library, instead you should ask historical gaming questions annnnnnd why is Mei staring at me and making eyes?

  • @EnglishAaron
    @EnglishAaron Před 8 dny +2

    I love the animation style and rendering being so sharp and clean, also Ornstein and Smough being real homies disclosing the truth. I really think the gamers are those who are into even the more obscure titles like rigidxhips, laputan blueprints, the OG baldur's gate games before three revived interest in the franchise.

  • @StyxDescension
    @StyxDescension Před 8 dny +4

    Even got Benny's turn down to a T, god damn

  • @PikaBolaChan
    @PikaBolaChan Před 8 dny +4

    that fallout scene made me smile so hard i loved that

  • @x7upsuperstar
    @x7upsuperstar Před 8 dny +3

    Bruh even the way Dva turns around in the Tops is true to new vegas form.

  • @thomaskrick8183
    @thomaskrick8183 Před 7 dny +2

    0:28 YEEEESSS!!! STARCRAFT!!!!! Also trick question. On every level you play as the Terrans, you start off with a handful of Marines. Therefore your first marine costs zero crystals… since it’s free….

  • @BomberDX97
    @BomberDX97 Před 8 dny +7

    At least i got the Fallout New Vegas one right

  • @SamCole883
    @SamCole883 Před 8 dny +8

    Nice animation

  • @Mr.Entity303
    @Mr.Entity303 Před 7 dny +1

    She did not beat the duo boss on her first try 💀

  • @lordarbys3676
    @lordarbys3676 Před 8 dny +2

    I hope this doesn't lead to any fallout between us...

  • @XxSoraMifunexX
    @XxSoraMifunexX Před 8 dny +3

    _Of course_ her first question was about Starcraft...

  • @VarrenXarcrath
    @VarrenXarcrath Před 8 dny +3

    There better be a part 2 on the appropriate sites

  • @STDRACO777
    @STDRACO777 Před 8 dny +2

    Can't believe I still remember how much a marine costs.

  • @YusefHamed
    @YusefHamed Před 8 dny +1

    That cut to "what in the goddamn" killed me 😂😂😂
    I'm currently sitting in Doc Mitchell's office waiting to see if I can walk again

  • @theletsplayprincess3894
    @theletsplayprincess3894 Před 8 dny +3

    Got 1, 3, and 4 right! How dare she lie to me!

  • @pip4183
    @pip4183 Před 8 dny +11

    Futa is nice

  • @Badguy292
    @Badguy292 Před 6 dny

    Quality delivery, awesome stuff!

  • @windows98alpha35
    @windows98alpha35 Před 8 dny +1

    I love how redmoa can always deliver wholesome family friendly content on all social media platforms.

  • @DanteCrowlley
    @DanteCrowlley Před 8 dny +5

    DVa hasn't enough feet content

  • @Justanobody8472
    @Justanobody8472 Před 8 dny +3

    What in the goddamn

  • @Abominatrix650
    @Abominatrix650 Před 2 dny

    This is remarkably well-made! Great job!

  • @JonborgVA
    @JonborgVA Před dnem +1

    "WHAT IN THE GODDAMN." thats too easy

  • @DarkKing_9ja
    @DarkKing_9ja Před 8 dny +9

    This animation looks familiar…

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson Před 8 dny +18

    D.va, you KNOW the answer to the fourth one is Kiriko.

    • @barbatos9555
      @barbatos9555 Před 8 dny +1

      NO!

    • @AD_Nelson
      @AD_Nelson Před 8 dny

      @@barbatos9555 Hey, I don't like it either, but they have favorites over there.

    • @X3N0N999
      @X3N0N999 Před 8 dny

      no, obviously the answer is Mei

    • @punisheranimations6807
      @punisheranimations6807 Před 8 dny +3

      I would do both Dva and kiriko. I like asians

    • @jman5949
      @jman5949 Před 8 dny

      It's actually Mercy because everyone dies without her. 😂

  • @zaqer300
    @zaqer300 Před 4 dny +1

    The true gamers run Doom on this video instead answering her

  • @emerald7537
    @emerald7537 Před 8 dny +2

    Now i need to see her as every Fallout NPC

  • @TheWarleader
    @TheWarleader Před 3 dny

    Only just now found out you had a youtube channel lmao, definitely subbing!

  • @Cool_Beansiest
    @Cool_Beansiest Před dnem

    i have not played a SINGLE one of these
    my taste is actually GOOD thank you

  • @Juansolous
    @Juansolous Před 6 dny

    This was hilarious cuz I actually know two of those questions, I hope we get a sequel.

  • @mehtWPD
    @mehtWPD Před 6 dny +1

    Amusing. D.Va, your taste in questions grows ever more inexplicable

  • @budemawa411
    @budemawa411 Před 3 dny +1

    0:40 Ayo, like a god damn episode of Dora, I yelled out the right answer, I felt so betrayed when she said "wrong!" talk about an emotional rollercoaster.

  • @Spooknight
    @Spooknight Před 6 dny

    When you played a lot of games except most of the ones she questioned

  • @edgiuslordius7754
    @edgiuslordius7754 Před 12 hodinami

    "You're a gamer? Name every game then."

  • @mimimshock
    @mimimshock Před 6 dny

    man i had to really dig deep in my memory for the first question, it’s been years since i’ve played starcraft

  • @zeldacrafter4578
    @zeldacrafter4578 Před 2 dny

    holy crap the head shake from Ornstein and Smough are absolutely perfect

  • @vcdrny
    @vcdrny Před 7 dny

    And now we wait for the second half of the video

  • @darki7474
    @darki7474 Před 6 dny

    I cant wait for more redmoa d.va stuff, your animations are the top❤

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 Před 6 dny +1

    "Oh, so you're a gamer?"
    "Name every thing i did with your mother"

  • @tuachixiong5232
    @tuachixiong5232 Před 5 dny +1

    I was not expecting this. But I should've anyway.

  • @obz1357
    @obz1357 Před 4 dny

    " Oh, you're a gamer? Name every game in existence "

  • @rottytopszombiewaifu5249

    Redmoa never disappoints.

  • @pacowallochenkenrick
    @pacowallochenkenrick Před 8 dny

    Idk how I feel about not only getting all (except the last one) of these questions right, even before she called the time. I was especially proud of the first one because I thought she was gonna ask how many minerals does each resource node give total

  • @IARESMART8
    @IARESMART8 Před 6 dny

    D.va in New Vegas is one of the best things I've seen in a while

  • @magikaros
    @magikaros Před 4 dny +1

    Ah yes, questions about games I dont fucking play.

  • @Immolator772
    @Immolator772 Před 2 dny

    She didn't ask me about Half-Life, not a true gamer.

  • @Demonizer68
    @Demonizer68 Před 8 dny

    Love how Ornstein and Smough, start shaking their heads.

  • @kenshiro1990
    @kenshiro1990 Před 4 dny

    When in the end you realise you were not the only special one she met..

  • @SlaaneshiChaplain
    @SlaaneshiChaplain Před 6 dny +1

    Sorry, I don't do consoles.
    *_*Leaves in disgust_**

  • @oldbrokenhands
    @oldbrokenhands Před 6 dny

    Older gamers have worn out joysticks, I have to keep mine together with duct tape.

  • @megawatch8625
    @megawatch8625 Před 5 dny

    That consolation looks pretty wild