Meanwhile... Space Vodka | Deadly Foods | Boeing’s Rough Landing
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- čas přidán 9. 05. 2024
- Meanwhile... A new vodka is filtered through space rocks, heavily processed foods might kill you, and another Boeing plane suffered equipment failure.
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Stephen I can't believe you haven't gotten together with Jimmy Fallon to help Seth Myers get Ben and Jerry's to make his ice cream "A Closer Lick."
Seriously though.. the real story is all the Boeing whistle blowers dying
You know folks, I spend most of my time diligently staring at my screen, drinking in the audio ambrosia foreplay that is Stephen's introduction to his Meanwhile segment. I let every phrase and nuance enter my ear canal with explicit consent. His sultry voice travels through my eardrum and massages my inner ear bones, seductively relieving them of the burden of the everyday claptrap they're used to. Finally, his voice reaches my inner core and transports me to that special place. But sometimes, sometimes folks, I want to skip the courtship dance and get straight to business so I take the mouse with my hand, move it to that dirty red line, and fast forward like I mean it until I see the "Meanwhile" logo.
1:45
Love that the subtitles can barely even attempt to keep up with any given Meanwhile opening. 🤣
When I heard the news that Boeing might help build a spaceship, I was like “…You’re joking.”
Annnnnnnd that 'alarm' bit is now my wife's new ringtone. She's gonna be thrilled on the train tomorrow. Thrilled.
Nothing better than meanwhile on a friday morning!😂😂😂
Ha ha sick FedEx burn! Once I ordered some very expensive acoustic foam panels for my studio, and the FedEx driver decided to just chuck the box into the bushes next to my house. In the rain.
Not only do you have the most talented musicians but you also have the most talented writers and staff! As talented as you are Stephen, they all make your job look easy and seamless, even on the rare occasion when a joke doesn’t hit or you fumble your words. I’m constantly amazed by the Meanwhile intros. The writers really go above and beyond!
4:45
Stephen had to tread lightly with that intro...as a UPS employee, that Fed Ex joke was hilarious to me.
Astronauts have the biggest balls of all .. we worry about Boeing flights .. they got on a Boeing rocket and went to space , pretty sure you loose a door or a wheel in space and there is no safe landing 😳
Well, y'know the old saying; "Die young, make a pretty corpse". I learned a long time ago that my body was for nothing else but carrying my head from place to place.
Your MEANWHILE segment is brilliant! Sarcasm at its most intelligent level!!!
Starliner has had previous issues with a clock being set wrong causing to misjudge its orbit and not dock with the ISS, multiple thruster and valve failures, the parachute links not being strong enough, and the recent discovery that the wiring loom was wrapped hundred feet of flammable tape.
Officer, i'm not drunk... i'm STONED XD
Excuse me while I turn that last little bit into an actual alarm 🙃
Cold Stone Cremery should have said it was “pistachio-flavored” (as in “taste like” instead of “taste of”).
Space vodka? Isn’t that what Marjorie Taylor Greene was drinking when she hallucinated Jewish space lasers?