NEW BMW R 1300 GS ADVENTURE! Man Reads PDF
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- čas přidán 4. 07. 2024
- Super swift vid shot this morning talking through the new R 1300 GSA.
UK PRICES ARE:
R 1300 GS £18,870
R 1300 GSA TE £20,635
R 1300 GSA TE ASA* £21,300
*Automated Shift Assistant (fancy gearbox thingy)
Danke. - Auta a dopravní prostředky
I dunno why they couldn't send the cool PR video bits as it looks way better but hey ho - here are the prices:
UK PRICES ARE:
R 1300 GS £18,870
R 1300 GSA TE £20,635
R 1300 GSA TE ASA* £21,300
*Automated Shift Assistant (fancy gearbox thingy)
I think that's reasonable, compared to the current 1250GSA. The clutch lever should be replaced with a rear brake lever.
What The F were they thinking, I’ll keep my 2023 triple black
But if you spec them up it’s a completely different thing. My Tramuntana with luggage was £25k. Having said that I couldn’t be happier with mine. I’ve had zero issues whatsoever. It’s my first GS and I’m glad I didn’t wait for the Adventure as I really don’t like the looks at all. I do feel that new design concepts are a good thing and you are never going to design a bike that everyone will love.
Great video
Didn't even like the last two generations, this fugly
They really doubled down on stupidity.. Bizarre design similar to a Ford F150 and no clutch.
looks like a Lego model
Stole my Thunder, it looks exactly like a Lego Project 😂😂👎
Came on to say the same thing 😂
I was thinking Transformer. 1200 lbs. 4 ft wide. Shoots lazers?
Lego Man model talking about a Lego Bike model
Doh... was going to say it looks like a Lego kit🤣
At least with that styling it will stop the thieves from bothering to nick them.
I think they are in competition with their 4 wheel brothers to make the most ugly thing on wheels ever. Have you seen the iX?
probably be too heavy anyway
It looks like someone has stuck a headlight on a photo copier
This.
I’m thinking more of a chest freezer…
Brilliant !!!
😂
😂😂😂
BMW auto division: "There's no way the bike guys could do worse aesthetically than our current automobile lineup"
Bike division: "Hold my pilsner"
No proper Bavarian would be caught with a pilsner in their hands!
The rest probably is based on a somewhat true story 😂 but honestly, it's growing on me. Reminds me of some stuff from 80s sci-fi movies.
@@headwinded1948 you are so right look at X2 or 2 series saloon horrible how do BMW expect people to spend money on cars like these
Roflmao
OMG, The Bike looks like it has two giant BMW key fobs installed on the sides of the fuel tank. 🤦♂️
That! Is a bloody good description!
i can never unsee this now
😂 I couldn't tell what it reminded me of and this is it you are spot on!
Like it OR hate it... I like it. Looks like Lego Technics GS they did some years back
@@BigRockMoto Looking forward to your review of it in the future. 😂👍
I bet the triple black option would look great in the dark.
With a cover over it.😊
😂
No backlit menu option is just silly
@@camz8755😂
Great comment. LMAO.
It looks like they fitted a portable Honda generator in place of the fuel tank
this is the girl you bring back proud and drunk at 4am in the morning, its not the girl you want to wake up next morning too.
Never thought it could be possible to design a bike uglier than the HD Pan American. Kudos to BMW for such a stunning achievement.
Thanks BMW for keeping my wallet safe… 🤢🤢
Ditto
Without a doubt whoever designed that bike was nursing a hangover and behind schedule...😢 Ugliest bike of the year award
Exactly
No. Ugliest bike ever. Past, present and future. Futureproof?
the germans have gone back to the Tiger tank for inspiration
the tiger looked pretty good for a tank at least
The value of your 1250 just went up 😂
That grey bit makes it look like a fridge on wheels
Exactly
You have to ride this very fast, everywhere, so no-one can see it.....
Or buy an xr ....
Im going to buy the 2024 1250GSA immediately...before they are all gone!
Looks like RoboCop rawdogged a 2023 GSA and this was born
Looks like BMW managed to make an Ugly Pan America... which is saying something.
😂👍
jeez who signed of on that design package...Stevie wonder
He wasn’t Italian, I’ll stick with my Multi…
It looks like they used a giant pannier for a tank and then crashed the bike into the backend of a hippo
THAT, looks horrendous. Makes the RE himalayan look cool.
Absolute minger!
The disappointment of the decade, a massive step backwards.
I suspect a crashed one would look better than an uncrashed one😂
It’s hilarious that we’re now saying the headlight looks good but makes sense when the rest of the bike looks like it was designed on an Etch-a-Sketch…..🤦♂
And the Oscar goes to…..
… The bin in the background!
They've attached the panniers at the wrong end......😂
Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour?
In Germany Canabis is allowed now 👍
That looks like what they imagined motorcycles in the future would look like 50 years ago.
@@GeorgiaGrowGuy The sort of thing that RoboCop would ride.
It was a long wait but at least now I can tick it off my wishlist.
There was a good few years where bikes looked really good and stylish.....i think we're out of that time.
BMW Motorrad seems to have employed the same design team as they did for the cars. Look at what they did to the M2. Used to be such a beautiful car.
People usually hate the styling every time the GS is redesigned, but I'm curious if people will ever warm up to this new style.
Cool to see Bigrock on here!! A fellow subscriber right here in UT, USA
All that matters is the sales numbers. The 1200 with asymetrical headlights was considered ugly on release. And then went on to outsell the competition. The people will decide.
I think the 1300GS looks really good and aside from weird nostalgia for the headlight, haven't heard too much negative. This is just weird because it's a box on wheels.
I know, people buy and wear Crocs' so who knows.
I really doubt it.
But I’ve liked all iterations up til the 1300.
That bike is Fugly
Price of 1250s just went up 😂
it reminds me of a Coke Cola fridge or the box they strap on side of the new Land rover Defender
I've just been sick! Looks like a plastic Stanley tool box on wheels
One positive thing is the owners of the 1250 gsa will have bike's that will be going up in value big time 😊
Nice to see BMW collaborating with LEGO on the design
Designer and product manager to be fired immefiately.
I think the loops and hooks on the bike are there incase you drop it. It enables either a helicopter ( twin rota I assume) or a number of engine hoists to lift it back up. Obvious I would of thought Chris 🤷
Awful. That tank is horrendous
What the daffy duck have they done with it ...
Daffy Duck ... no, now I can't unsee that either ... THE MERCY !
Right. The whole bike is a tank. Though I already begin to like it.
It’s hideous…. I had cataract surgery two days and the pain had nearly gone. One look at that hideous machine has bought it back. Put them all in the skip immediately.
finally, bmw tractor bike looks like a real tractor now
Who says the Germans don't have a sense of humour 😂
Finally, someone has managed to design a bike that makes the Harley Pan America look good 😆
"Fell out of a tree and hit every branch on the way down" "The ugly stick strikes again" " looks pre-crashed" all come to mind.
I know it is difficult to want to say what goes through your head and heart when you see this monstrosity. but your contained laughter and face have said it all. You have been a very good professional but feelings cannot be completely hidden. This is how harakiri is becoming a premium brand.
The designer must have been pissed when he designed it
2:18 it looks like a freaking printer with some front lights thrown at it lol😂
That sphincter headlight could not have found a more perfect home.
my god...i thought those were some mock-ups...but it's the real thing
Jesus. The GSA Adv now looks like you can store cold beers in the tank. BMW design inspired by Igloo ice box. Shit design and even prouder that I purchased 2024 Ducati V4 Rally.
The “Yeti” edition😂
Wait until the reliability issues begin to pop-up and the repair costs sky rocket...
I agree !! I purchased one too , but I was considering getting the 1300 adventure as well…. Not anymore it hideous!! 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
@@Waldo1122no one here purchased a KTM.
@@roelfkromhout I guess you forgot Ducati has the same garbage reliability as KTM...
It does make the the 1250GSA look way better than it used to!
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BMW have obviously taken their square styling queues from the WW2 Kettenkrad or Kettenkraftrad- The tracked motorcycle you will have seen on Saving Private Ryan that the Americans called the Rabbit. - Its only taken 70 years to replicate "ugly"!
I'm fortunate in life I've never been to a BMW dealership and never will 😀
It looks like a sardine can on wheels hahaha
Hmmm looks like a bike Hasbro would make if it was for a Transformer movie
An "off-road" motorcycle without a Clutch is just wild to me.
Exactly what i was thinkng, seems more manufactures are going this way, they must think we are lazy.😄
Honda Africa Twin DCT model doesn't do too shabby
As far as the extra “Hoops” on the crash bars, I bet they’re there to more resist rolling over on its side to protect the bike, since they’re aren’t any upper crash bars like previous Adventure GS’s.
interesting thought - you could be correct
I noticed they are as wide as the cases, my guess is that they help the rider decide if the bike will fit in certain gaps or not (if the bars fit, the cases would fit too).
Those are handles, i think.
It's not for me, or anyone I know, or anyone I would want to even know....
I'm sure the feelings are mutual.
😂👍
Whoever has designed this needs sacking.
Flash Gordon would love this bike. 😂
100% agree, however I think the 1940s Buck Rogers with Buster Crabbe where the spaceships looked like flying bread toasters. This BMW GSA tank looks like that. Disaster.
Looks like a dogem
Harley Panamerica + VStrom 1050 = R1300GS Adventure
BMW cock up designs fairly regularly
Remember the 1200ST? The 1200CL? The Scarver?
There were others too
All monstrously hideous and subsequently didn't sell
This is in the same vein
I thought the regular GS was bad but this is an Early Learning Centre toaster!
What were they thinking?!
Need to see one for real, but on the basis of these photos, oh dear!
I am so glad I bought the last 1250 gsa
Man reads PDF
Man struggles to hide disappointment 😂😂😂
I would definitely buy one if I wanted to invade Poland.
Berlin to Warsaw in one tank.
The looks are growing on me tho'.
Looks like they made it thinking Lego could take it on.
It's 'RETRO'! Introducing the new 'toaster tank GS'! 🤣
Ooh, the designers of the XM, the iX and the M3 nostrils have hot hold of the GSA. Looks like Robocop spares have been used on the tank. Bit of an eye lemon.
It's off-road safety design, for how can a bear chase you if he can't bear looking at the bike you sit on?
I am literally shocked at how ugly it is. What were they thinking? Trying to out ugly Harley and the Pan America? WTF?
If Starship Troopers was a motorcycle.
The design of this bike is absolutely horrendous. I’d take the silver panels off and spray them Matt black probably . They’ll make one and call it black edition and charge a few grand more.
looks like a LEGO bike hahaha there is just one...R 1250 GS Adventure!!!!
Liking this redesign quite a bit. Looking forward to seeing one in the flesh.
Futuristic vomit with wheels, ugh
Looks like kryten from red dwarf designed the tank inspired by his head!
Looks a bit like the Harley Davidson. Considering they were quick to adopt the ride height system, maybe they had a bit of a crush on that bike / concept.
That petrol tank looks like the back of my microwave
In Poland we say: a man must be a little prettier than the devil. And this is a man's motorcycle
It looks like a premium lawn tractor.
It’s Mum loves it.
In the same way I don’t need my coffee mug to have a temperature gauge, I don’t want a bike with 57 tech features.
About as far removed from pure riding as is possible.
22 R1250GSA owner here and I am proud to say for the first time in my life I am not at all excited to sell or upgrade my bike to the newest model. Until 2 factors happens. 1. I pay off my bike. 2. They change the headlight. Otherwise my bike is far to sexy lol.
Bike looks like a dewalt battery
I like the look of it, R80 Dakar tank,
No clutch lever is going to make wheelies tough, which is probably 50% of the reason I ride a motorbike 😂😂
….the f?!
Looks like it was designed by optimus prime
Please tell me this is the prototype
Don’t know why, but I’m getting jet ski envy.
Love it OR hate it. I love it
I’m with you, pal. Absolutely love what they’ve done here. Concrete brutalism on two wheels.
Aah the Germans have made a two wheeled tank
Sensible analysis Chris, thanks. As with the 1300 when it came out, it took seeing them in the metal for the design to make sense.
It makes the Pan America look pretty!!!
Finally, the modern Amazonas we've all been waiting for
I wonder if BMW will ever launch a beautiful GS Adv. in my lifetime.
All in all : get used to the new looks, set your mind and you'll appreciate. I do without having to get myself brainwashed ! Well done, BMW Motorrad !