EASTER EXPLAINED (by clueless drag queens)
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- čas přidán 30. 03. 2024
- Having already covered The Nativity Story at Christmas, we thought it only fitting that we try to tell The Easter Story from memory, with even less success.
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Love my “Novympia presents: Passion of the Christ” dvd boxset
"The last time I knew the date was 9/11"
The way that they just breezed past that 😭lol
I died 💀
Yaasss 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Nova's extensive knowledge of Lady Gaga's religious lyrics should be enough to get her accepted into a convent. She might also have to do some other stuff to secure a recommendation from a clergyman, but l'm sure we can make it happen.
Tune in on October 27th for Novympia Presents: Daylight Savings Time explained
I hope they do away with that altogether. I feel like I was robbed blind after the clocks went forward last night.
"33 is my age. I'm also in my 20's." Reminds me of that time my mom was 52 for 4 years.
My mom has been 40 for the last 30 years
Jesus would be spinning in his grave if he hadn't been resurrected.
every time it thunders, it's just Jesus facepalming because of British drag queens lol
“…the Good Friday agreement and the Louisiana purchase…” 😂
I died. We need a world history course taught by Novympia.
"He was taken to a cave... and he laid an egg." 😂
Can't believe that these women in stem taught me someone stole Jesus. I always assumed he just walked out like Cilla (surprise surpriise)
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My favorite part of Easter is Frondy Monday where we tell Olympia about how fabulous the hotel is and throw coriander at her. 😂🎉❤
Can’t wait to tuck into my Easter dinner of palm fronds, crushed up cream eggs and tacos with far too much coriander ❤
The correct answer to "How do you like your eggs?" Is "unfertilised" 😉😂
Next Good Friday, Novympia, Char & Glennda will be performing the first ever drag rendition of the Stations of the Cross for the Bournemouth Parish WI. With special effects.
This really is the best shite on the whole internet
He was taken to a cave where he laid an egg…. 😂
it was a maundy Thursday I was working late... when I first caught sight of the E G G
Jesus resurrected and went to the sauna. That fucking wrote me off 😂😂😂 the cut aways are always absolutely on point
So happy to hear the Dolly Rockers again! I'd hoped that one would be resurrected, despite Olympia's word that it was gone from the ch'nel for good. Happy Nova Monday Eve. 🩷🖤
Novympia: Explain Easter origins
Jesus: Recollections may vary
As someone that played Pontius Pilate once in a theater play... in preschool, so you know it was _very_ serious. Seeing you both get my tony nominated role wrong, twice in a row hurt a lot 😔😔😔
The hilarious Lymp Matthews: "Ah you know when you have to get up and change herbs?"
Love that Olympia is also wearing green and black in the Nativity video and this one 💚🖤
its her christian attire
I would pay to see you two have Philomena Cunk on during any historical/holiday analysis bits!!! Cheers beauties! Happy Easter ❤️
Now that would be a trinity I could believe in!
My husband had to go to bed when I turned yall on. He couldn't handle yalls interpretations of Easter lmao 🤣 😂
Seems like you girls remember about as much as I do. My knowledge of Easter, you have Pancake day then you have to give something up for 40 days, usually sweets, then you get a Sunday dinner but it has to be lamb and get Easter eggs. My mum used to make me sit down with her and watch Jesus Christ Superstar with her and then complain when I sang along to the songs.
😂😂😂 that is brilliant.
lol my dad and I just made Italian Easter Bread this last weekend while blasting the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack
It was a Maundy Thursday night, I was working late
01:53
That cutaway!!
Instant nightmare fuel for some horrific Easter bunny cryptid, laying it’s ‘chocolate’ eggs and secreting them for unsuspecting children to eat.
This video is what I imagine the Council of Nicaea must have been like (when Santa Claus slapped that geezer)
This was so entertaining. The arrival to Jerusalem with dancing queen - hilarious.
Who needs Sunday school, when you have these gorgeous ladies telling us the story of Easter??...😂❤
I don't think I can look at Cadbury Cream Eggs the same way again after seeing Alien Mum over there, birthing one with the accompanying gooey sounds 😂😂
And in Australia we can now only get cream eggs during Easter which is absolutel bollocks.
Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon on/after the Spring Equinox. But apparently if that full moon is on a Sunday then Easter will be the next Sunday. Jesus is a lunar witch so this makes sense.
13:20 - This, Nova, is the reason why I'm not in any religion. Perfectly said.
I'm not denying there might have been a guy running around named Jesus, trying to spread his philosophy - like so many before and after him, but it stops there.
Easter is always the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox. Which is presumably somehow originally tied to the Jewish calendar being lunar based. But it's more entertaining to assume it's a stolen pagan thing in my opinion.
I mean like a lot of Christian holidays it's likely a combination of a few older traditions 😅
Easter is pretty similar to the pagan celebration on the Spring Equinox called Ostara, which also celebrates the goddess Eostre. The rabbits and eggs were originally representative of fertility. The names are suspiciously close honestly 😂
I was always lead to believe that the dates of Easter were a pagan thing, according to the phases of the moon. I'm still confused. 🤷♀️
This was immensely educational, especially with those immaculate cutaways. Cannot wait for Novympia explaining the origins of Shrove Tuesday, Guy Fawkes Night, Halloween and Hogmanay, among possibly many others.
Happy Jesus Oviposition day!
I dont know why but the jamie lee curtis oh fuck and its easter char had me ugly giggling.
13:31 the absolute shade showing the Aussie lady who people think "faked" her own death too
I know less about Easter than before I watched this. Thx. I'm going to celebrate frondy Monday next week.
"Frondy Mondy" made me absolutely cry because thats exactly what goes through my head when I try to remember wtf Maundy Thursday is
24:23 Olympia looking like Mona Lisa there 😂
The farmers go looking for the buried eggs in the forest! I'm dying.
Judas' Carrot and Pontius Pirate.
Teleported me back to the Wendigo Solutions finale. My favorite episode in that series!
Judas was a gladiator right? No? Then why's everyone always going on about Judas's chariot?
this is a story of a girl named Lucky
i think lymp is getting 'frondy wednesday' confused with the youtube channel 'fundie friday'
Hello fellow Jennanite!
I am laughing so hard that I am almost pissing myself! You girls have really outdone your bad selves with this one. 😂😂😂😂😂
The Kim Richards dinner in Amsterdam as the Last Supper 😂
Nova!!! "It was all getting a bit much" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
Zombie Jesus came back from the dead so we can eat our chocolate eggs and bunnies 🐰 🤣
Happy zombie jesus day gerls! This was a true novympia treat!
Well we can see UK schools' religious education wasn't wasted on these two. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
biggest clickbait ever... I was excited you guys had a real rabbit... good job on putting that in the thumbnail. Looks legit. LOVE YA GALLS
LOL!
As a Mexican, the taco conversation was hilarious😆
Not the Xenomorph Queen crapping out a creme egg, it was disgusting and delightful in equal measure. I thank you… 🙇
We need more "Novympia Explains..."! 😂
Not my birthday shout out just being a slagging off of my name 😭😭😭
Thank you so much!! ❤😂
Happy birthday doll! 🖤
Damiano as the roman 10/10
"you know when you wake up and have to change herbs"
Being from Texas, I cannot imagine what not having a taco is like 😭
I know a lot of Easter things come from the festivities of the goddess Eostre of the Dawn, which her name Eostre transformed to Easter if I'm not mistaken
The references in this are impeccable 🥰
This was an amazing story! Exactly how I remember being told in school! 😂😂
As a girl of Belfast experience I did NOT expect to hear the Good Friday Agreement to feature x
watched this while constipated and it helped me out a lot ❤
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As someone who grew up in a very religious house and had the resurrection and christmas story drilled into them and wasnt allowed to question it - this is a breath of fresh air. Thank you for explaining these holidays in a fun and irreverent way, that isnt just outright snarky or disrespectful (im not religious anymore and do find many parts of it ridiculous but there is no need to be a dick for no reason 🙂) As for easter traditions, we just do the basket/egg hunt with the nieces and nephews, eat and drink to excess and watch 'the sound of music' for no particular reason.
Not the tailpipe!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every time Nova looks at the camera 😂.
Also, 8:15 - I hear " that was like Judas's carrot.."🥕
One crucial part of the retelling of Jesus' betrayal is that Ellie Diamond was actually in the room saying "MAGICK !" whenever someone would find a plothole...
The edits in this video had me cry laughing 😂😂
What a classic 'Easter Easter Wham Bam!' is, merry jesus is risen day everyone
What I got from this video is that Lady Gaga is an RE teacher
It's exactly the same story as Dune 2.
But with bunnies, eggs, and candy. 🐰🥚🍬
I was dying for you to mention Becki’s Judas kiss from Big Brother. Historical cultural moments.
"a few plot holes". Let's hear it for a Novympia bible study group.
Props to Nova for knowing the Good Word according to Lady Gaga.😊
I love that the Louisiana Purchase somehow made its way into this.
Also, regarding Easter bunnies and eggs, there was allegedly a cult of Ostara of the Dawn in Germanic countries who's main festival was at Easter time and the rabbits and eggs were animals that were associated with her. How they have come down through time to us I cannot say, but they have, despite the Christians' cultural appropriation.
I lost it at Louisiana Purchase and had to pause for a moment. 😂
I'm so glad this is my only source of education on anything ❤
This is trust the BEST thing I have ever watched! 😂 (not sure what I have learnt, but I sure have laughed!) Thank you both for making a crap weekend so much better! 💓
This was absolutely everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Happy Easter ladies! Hope yall get chocolate bunnies and plenty of cheesy eggs 🥚 😂
Watching you two is the best way to spend my Easter! 😄🥰🎉🐇🐣👏👏👏
Every Easter season a man used to walk my city carrying a giant cross and that is my favorite part of Easter.
One of my favorite childhood memories was searching the woods for eggs buried by chickens ❤❤
You should do a video making childhood arts and crafts, like the one Olympia was talking about with the Easter hat, but can just be general school arts and crafts made to do
This was so dumb and yet I was absolutely laughing my 🍑 off. I can’t wait for them to explain more holidays.
Pausing it to comment that Damiano as the Roman made me SCREAM laugh.
(Newish) Christian here. You actually did pretty well on a lot of this 😅 Also didn't realise how often Gaga referenced the Bible. Happy Easter x :)
Olympia has never had a taco?!?!?!?!?!?!?😮😮😮😮😮
2:59 HAHAHA THIS IS MY FAV PART
In regards Nova talking about how Christianity has similarities to other pagan traditions being coincidental. It is actually no coincidence at all! A religion will take aspects of a dominant religions practices and incorporate it so the new religion isn't totally foreign. Its easier to tell people "You are almost right. We use eggs to represent Jesus dying and coming back after 3 days". Once your religion takes hold, you repurpose important things into shallower, less important things and then phase them out, until you are back to your original doctrine. Its really sinister when you think about it.
Olympia’s Easter bonnet she describes is very similar to her current hairdo 😂
Olympia is thinking of Maundy Thursday, which is to commemorate the last supper.shocking that i remember this. Looks like some stuff actually sunk in at the Roman Catholic primary school i went to lol
Just finished the rest of the video and found you already found out lol
God I’m WHEEZING at this entire video
Easter bonnet parade!! We also were inevitably practising our dancing around the flagpole in the playground trying not to tangle the ribbons ready for May Day! 😂
If you read all 4 gospels, there are so many differences between the accounts, they completely contradict each other.
The last time I knew the date was 9 11 🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen lol
I always thought John Waters "Pink Flamingo's" was the true story of Easter
Gotta change herbs 😭😂 not laughed so much since your last vid