Someone Paid $10,000 to Patent This
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I love when the end of a month comes and a bunch of CZcamsrs upload videos at once in order to fulfill the sponsorship contract
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Bobby duke arts, William, mark rober, great day
I commented almost this exact same thing without even seeing yours lol. End of the month is truly peak CZcams time.
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hey, he made the contractual deadline, let the dad be 😩🤌🏼
Missed opportunity to say reinvent the hamster wheel.
I’ll be here all week
Cool 👍
Trapped in a comment section for a week, what a fate 😔
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@@oofdotcom The "Wheel." Not the "Hamster Wheel".
can you come back next week?
Jenna marbles tearfully apologized for mildly imperfect fish care on the internet in 2017, so William could torment fish for fashion in the year of our lord 2023 💀
Curb your enthusiasm music moment
This was one of the funniest videos William has made
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In this video: Mr. Osman honors an old man's latent vision. Also in this video: gifts a 12 year old a thousand dollars worth of hamster tubing to grief their parents. Classic.
The expression on her dad's face is priceless.
i love the fact that she literally plans for it to go thru her dad's bed so he can never sleep again
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Plus the thousand dollars cash 😅
@@EEEEEEEEmy brother I have found you finally
I would genuinely be scared if I saw a man walking around a park digging through trash in a vest and construction hat covered in hamster tunnels
I would observe then interact accordingly.
The weird part is when he does that and there's not even a camera.
Sounds like a Fallout character.
I would need to know more, to the point I would speak to a stranger wearing a hamster tunnel vest.
Welcome to Portland, you’re the weirdo if you aren’t doing that
Emma is awesome. So glad she and frog got $1000 worth of hamster tubes.
Also 1000 bucks!
@@Srcsqwrn she spent that on more hamster tubes
Hamster hate those, they aren’t toys lol… could’ve spent it on a cage and enrichment, but hey! That wouldn’t make for a good video
@@JustSoyy Who are you to judge what is and what is not a toy? Animals are toys, and so are humans, everything is a toy if you are demented enough and 12 years old are all little psycopath, which means that it was a toy.
@@diablo.the.cheater You are making zero sense. And I was judging, that’s what humans do best. And it’s not a toy.. like what? A toy is something not alive that children play with.
I love how this video is filled with gags that are obviously staged, but somehow the thing that's real is the fact that he made a hamster tube vest.
Big Willy: "Intelligent viewers of you realised I'm building an aquarium"
Me: "Sweet, aquatic hamsters"
The otter vest is one step away.
Hamsters in scuba suits would quite possibly be the cutest thing ever.
Me
"Remember power tools are dangerous so its important to wear eye and ear protection"
-proceeds to make a certain Australian man proud
how you goin
It's almost like he's welding.
"How ya going" indeed!
thanks for explaining the joke, it's even funnier now...
a certain man that has *done a thing*
William at the park is like what a sim does when you leave them alone, digging in the trash, talking to squirrels
I love how William can take something completely unhinged like a hamster vest and somehow make building it even more unhinged
I loved the father's face when the girl said "I'm gonna make a tube that goes through the whole house"
His expression says it all 🤣
Poor guy 😂
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10:38, if anyone is curious
@@robotortoisethank you ❤
Only an engineer would build such a convoluted (and rad) rat trap when an empty bucket, a stick, and some peanut butter would have done the trick.
The complete lack of bait as well was hilarious.
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I also question whether getting sucked up by a vacuum is truly non-lethal.
that thing was super unsafe, I bet the pressure change and potential pressure differential across the body could have burst the rat's eardrums and lungs.
honestly the peanut butter idea would work on me too
13:40 please make the rest of his inventions - I feel like that could be a fun series or at least one video that has a montage of failed builds
My brother keeps fish and he says that the fish definitely aren't happy in there.
Then he want off on a rant about how you shouldnt do that to fish lol.
I mean, yeah, he's rightfully angry.
So glad to see celebs like Frog working with smaller creators, good on them for giving medium sized willie a shot at the big leagues.
I completely trust William and would never assume he's reckless but I seriously got worried every time he handled Frog.
Just have to remember that Caretaker is usually just out of the shot. She's at least kind of responsible!
@@Jules-pl6kw Don't worry, hamsters live only 2 to 3 years. It won't have to live trapped in a pipe maze for all eternity. But, if you truly feel bad for it, how about you give the family another $1k so they can improve it so that your little heart can finally feel some warmth in this cold, cruel world?
@@Jules-pl6kw The only person lashing out here is you by replying to countless comments writing the same things. Your "great compassion" is misplaced at best, and fake at worst. It's just slacktivism to make yourself feel better. You call PETA "trash" but you're doing exactly the same, overreacting and harming the image of actual animal lovers for whatever gain you're looking to get.
That's the secret of Wills videos. They mostly look dangerous but if you hear the behind the scenes talk you can tell they're fairly safe
@@LordDragox412 Nah he has a point tho. I don't blame the family for it, but most animal cages are way to small for the animals we put in them. Instead I blame the pet stores for advertising these small cages and fish tanks as good enough. A enclosure of the appropriate size would take up too much room and/or be to expensive to have mass market appeal, so they sell these cramped things for the wrong animal to make more money, rather than trying to give the animal a decent quality of life. Is it an unsafe environment for a hamster? Yes. DO I blame them for believing the PetSmart employee who told them it would be good enough for the hamster without doing their own research? No. Do I want people to be more informed so that in future if they ever get a pet they know what they need to do in order to get size appropriate enclosures and ultimately give the pets a better quality of life? Absolutely
Should've put those squirrels in the vest, make it into a squirrel vest
Should have made pants that hold squirrels so that he has squirrels in his pants
@@henrichdekock996 You are an absolute genius.
"i'm too cheap to buy a bigger wrench" [laughs in a thousand dollars worth of hamster tubes]
We got the "crap hamster", it was literally free. It was actually a return lol. Someone has bought it, it had a stroke, and so returned it. Presumably there's some kind of hamster warranty period. Anyway, it's head was permanently tilted. It couldn't go on a wheel without falling over and out (we had to make it a special wheel) and couldn't groom itself... but honestly it was the best hamster ever. I called it igor.
I'm really glad you took the time to care for Igor and gave him a good life dispite his disabilities! Like seriously that's such a respectable thing to do, makes me tear up. You have a big heart, keep it up!👍🏾
I used to get lots of those hamsters!!! They were super cheap and tasty! Fed them to my snake
Are they really called crap hamsters? Lol, I tried googling it, but cant find the page
@@BubbyBoythe store probably doesn’t have it up on the site because its rare they get a returned animal
@@kevinthiago413Oh😮
The egg test should be a standard for all pet related products
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Egg test should be standard for all pets
$1,000 worth of hamster tubes is just as bad as just letting them loose lmao
Thanks Google Meet for sponsoring a family fight and a destroyed house full of hamster tubes going everywhere.
William: “I built a literal x-ray machine in my garage”
Also William: “let’s built tube city on a vest”
Gigachad behavior 🗿
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Big Willy really took “I’m taking my fish for a walk” to a different level
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Almost as cool as the fish who drove a tank.
Those poor fish jesus...
My favorite part of William’s videos is hearing caretaker yell “William!” with varying levels of distress and annoyance
I trust william more than my family
You can see the delight in the dad's eyes when he sees the hamster tubes!
Yes, delight is definitely what I would call it.
Yep they're a pain in the ass to clean, have poor ventilation, and can easily break apart meaning bye bye hamster. It's way better (and probably cheaper) to just give them a giant cage with a lot of bedding so they can make their own burrows.
Holy shit a properly produced piece of William content?!? That fish vest would be sick at some fancy art exhibition
@@Jules-pl6kw its a god damn fish, everyday we all kill hundreds of living things directly and indirectly. who cares that 2 whole fish got blended. the hampster is cute but thousands of mice died today in your state right now for corn harvest. Are you going to go protest those mice getting turned into chunks and red mist? or do you only care about rodents and fish when you see it, when you have to directly confront it, when its inconvenient. get off your high horse.
@@Jules-pl6kwit seems like he only kept the fish in the vest for a few minutes so idk if I’d say they were “harmed” by it
@@Jules-pl6kw Pretty sure the fish were more stressed/in danger of injury from being netted and moved in general than being in some tubes for a few minutes, if anything I'd be concerned that he might have tap water in them, but considering he has an aquarium I'm sure he knows better.
I don't know much about hamsters but I do know about fish, so I'm inclined to believe hamster tubes aren't that bad because of how wild your complaints about the fish are I'd assume you're blowing the tube problem out of proportion too.
@@WillBilly. Weird take. I'm not super one way or the other. But like.. By that logic you should commit death because you are going to die at some point anyways.
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i thought more people would be talking about the pocket urinal
The fact the girl thought the money was part of the joke at first was hilarious. I would have thought that too.
It's nice how her reaction was simultaneously fake and candid.
William is so wild that I actually do need to see those disclaimers saying he didn't do the thing he pretended to do
Let me get this straight: you stole a kid's hamster, trapped the hamster in some unsafe tube-vest designed by an exhibitionist, then sent the kid some unwanted tubes as a late compensation for stealing the hamster, and finally used that kid as child labor to promote a product that they are not even interested in?
I love this channel
I don't think it's that deep💀
This has to be bait
The fact that it was all wholesome but you used some Twitter wording to make it sound like a supervillan plan is hilarious 😂
You’re right about the unsafe thing but dang, chill out
It’s perfect no notes
I just wanna say - please don't do this, you'll just stress the shit out of your hamster. Hamsters have terrible eyesight so they won't care about the view, and the environment moving and shaking can give them a panic attack.
sounds like they need to get good lol
Okay and?
11:46 baby audio in the background, LITTLE WILLY IS HERE
You mean Potato
Hey!! I was your waitress tonight. It was such a joy seeing you guys and your baby!! :))
Did Willie behave himself?
Wait was the baby born?
@@ErikNilsen1337 yes actually he was really cool. he's just a normal dude honestly lol. he got a beer and some appetizers
@@faith-ol9hp what did the baby order
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 a beer and some pasta.
This is just a perfectly executed finely distilled shitpost with a story-line, it's beautiful
The prodigal son returns on the main channel, with hamster vest.
As a hamster and fish owner I am going insane because this is just AHHH
Ikr? it's so cool that they can go on adventures now with their owner!
This looks fun and games, but those tubes are actually pretty dangerous for hamsters! When they fill their pouches with food, they can get stuck and suffocate in the tubes. Furthermore when they pee in them, ammonia builds up, which is toxic. They discourage digging, because well, can't really dig through plastic. When in direct sunlight, hamsters can easily overheat in the tube. The rubbing against the plastic can cause hair loss, sores and wounds. And often the small holes are too small and hamsters can suffocate. When they chew on it, they can die from the microplastic. Better sell the tubes and buy a huge cage with places to burrow and go to college.
Similar things are true for the fish thing, if the tubes are too small, the fish can get stuck and have wounds from rubbing against the plastic. Also they can't really be cleaned and the water in them often doesn't reach the filter...
Back in the 70s they had a product called habitrail which was a hamster cage with a bunch of similar tubes. My friend had one and his hamster had lost a bunch of hair on its tail. I don’t know if it was caused by the tubes, but after that instead of calling it habitrail we called it half-a-tail.
I like how he did rigorous simulative testing on what would happen if he was attacked with a baseball bat while wearing the vest
I like that you take the feedback of the comments and toss it back at them.
My hamsters name is Pants. I’ll bring him to open sauce if he lives long enough.
As a wise man once said on the topic of accessorising with hamsters: "Make sure they're tied tight to your belt. You don't want them to fall off, like, 'cause, what if you've got seven hamsters in balloons hanging off your belt, and you're jogging, and you're happy, but then a couple of them fall off, but that's cool, you still got five, that's enough,“ still, then you can keep jogging, and maybe two or three more come off, and now it's getting not as much fun, and now it's not a look anymore, now you're--you got two or three, in-in-in-instead of a whole bunch, and, and people are starting to notice, 'cause if you've got a lot of hamsters hanging off your belt, people are gonna be like, "Wow, that's a lot of hamsters," but if you've only got two, people are gonna be like, "Hey, what's with the hamsters?" or, or, like, if you only have one, people are gonna come up and say, "You know, you got a hamster hanging off your belt," like, like, they're, they're gonna think maybe you didn't know, or maybe it was an accident or something. And, and, and, and people are gonna say, "Hey, how come you've got a hamster in a balloon hanging off your belt?" And, and what are you gonna say? "Well, I left the house with seven but six of them fell off"? People are gonna think you're an idiot. You see, you've gotta be able to demonstrate that what you're doing is intentional, otherwise people will think you don't know what you're doing. You've, you've gotta appear in the know. You've gotta radiate an aura of control."
This is a whole comment right here.
welp, yeah I suppose
That was a very wise man indeed
No idea who originally said this, but I read this in Allen Pan's voice.
King missile - hamsters, top song
You’re not supposed to put hamsters in tubes. While they are natural burrowers, said burrows aren’t made of plastic and don’t make super sharp turns straight down. Hamsters originate from the desert, and because of this they are not made for heights. They are not spatially aware of heights and even a small fall can give them brain damage.
Lots of pet products aren’t ethical, even though they’re marketed as such. And lots of pet store employees are told what to say to customers to get them to buy the products. The setup in the background doesn’t look criminal for a temporary stay, which is good. It just makes me nervous seeing the tubes 😰
Edit: also the fact that clear curved plastic is very disorienting for animals to be,,, trapped in
Edit 2: …. Don’t put fish in tubes. It’s really stressful, the tubes can have dangerous chemicals on them, and ITS REALLY STRESSFUL. Also I doubt he cycled or did anything to make the water safe for the fish. Do your research before taking care of animals. There’s not remotely enough space for the fish and the ammonia levels are going to spike very quickly, essentially poisoning the fish with their own poop, leftover food, and corpses. And they’ll run out of oxygen 😟
Edit 3: the fish are not enjoying the vest I’m sorry 😞
I love the dichotomy of high effort and low effort videos in this channel
Mark Rober - Chaotic Good
William Osman - Chaotic Neutral
Micheal Reeves - Chaotic Evil
we missed you William. Good to see you and IDidAThing are still championing the barefoot engineering approach.
As a hamster owner of many years i had to only see the image of the vest and figured out why you get the idea that hamsters dont get to see old age... yeah not like this for sure :) There's many ways to build death traps for any living being if you wish to do so.
Same goes for the goldfish. They can easily life for 15-20 years, sometimes a lot longer. Not the way most people keep them, though. :/
@@exotherm42 yeah.. fish are so abused animals its unreal. It feels like people don't think them as living beings?? :/ And yeah, currently my eldest hamster is way past his prime at 2.5 yrs (in human years around 85 yrs) but he's doing good and is very active! He's from reputable breeder and has been taken care of very well from the beginning of his life.
This is firmly in „using pets as toys“ territory and I’m honesty surprised this is a brand new video. Thought we have more awareness these days. Judging from the comments, I live in a bubble.
@@lindavelasco1952 Sadly a good deal of people just think of fish as living decoration. :/ I used to work in retail at a local fish store, you wouldn't believe the things I've seen. Hope your senior hamster keeps living his best life with you! I had a friend that got a hamster from a chain pet store despite my best efforts to educate him. Ngl, was a big part of why I ended the friendship.
Those fish are absolutely enjoying themselves, you can tell by how orange they are.
Love the I Did A Thing style storyline and editing. Fantastic video.
Nice work Will, and the unexpected collab with a funny 12 year old was a win as well. Whether it was her idea or yours, that full house tour of future hamster tubes was perfect.
After hearing the idea on Safety Third, I'm really glad you've taken the failed patents out of just the workshopping phase. Hope this can get made into a show!
I wish people didn't treat Will the way they did way back when, but the fact that he's still around making videos is amazing considering how he was treated and accused of so many different things by scummy people when his house burned down and he almost gave up cause of it. I'm just glad to know he's still making content, even if it's not as often, it's still some of my favorite content on YT. Keep on rocking Big Willy!
Can't wait for William to discover the Underwater Hamster Rapture Guy
Hello Mr. Hamster 🐹
Maybe talk to Michael Reeves about proper goldfish care. I know people consider them throw away pets but they deserve so much better. :/
3:10 homosexual hampter 💀
Glad I ain’t the only one who noticed
Ha ha
what i’m getting from this is that if none of my dreams work out, it could be pretty entertaining to work for a patent office
i can tell that they were careful with the hamster but hamsters are so, SO fragile that even so there was significant risk of injury to Frog....
nevermind that... the goldfish probably were hopefully not in there for long enough for there to be significant amonnia build up but goldfish are absolute poop machines and actually need very big tanks! Theyre also probably very stressed out from that whole thing :(
I was biting my nails throughout this entire video because frog as well as the fish look so stressed out. I'm sure that there wasn't a lot of research put into the animal care side of this video which is really disappointing, especially nowadays where information like that is super accessible. :(
The dads face when you gave her all those hamster tubes 😂😂 RIP poor guy
From Canada, feel like you should try a human scratch post for a cat. Like wear scratch post armor and your cats can crawl all over you
I like to imagine the happy boy in the patent picture was William as a child
That was a really nice thing that you did for that kid. If I'd been given $1,000 at 12, that would've seemed like a lifetime supply of Magic: The Gathering cards (but I probably would've burned through it in a year and still been pretty average at the game).
The hamster vest was actually pretty cool though. And it looked like the hamster was actually having a lot of fun running around inside that thing too.
Only William can be this dedicated to even create inventions towards creatures like hamsters.
13:56 time to bust out the ouija board
Sometimes you're freaking adorable man.
Good to see you uploading videos again (hopefully). I know I'm probably one of hundreds of these comments, but you were the reason I decided to go into mechanical engineering in college and I really missed seeing your videos. I finished my degree last year and managed to somehow fool another university into accepting me into graduate school for aerospace engineering despite being wholly unqualified and much stupider than my collogues. Bit nervous about this chapter, but having your videos around will always continue to give me great comfort. Congrats on the kid, and thank you for making videos
As someone who owned 3 pet rats and a 8 year old goldfish at the same time, this video speaks to me 😂. I absolutely would love to see a series like this, weird patents made in reality. Love this and your second channel
@@Jules-pl6kw I know you love hamsters a lot, but you should really stop putting them in your butt. You do realize that kills them, right? That's not how love works. Please stop.
@@Jules-pl6kwI'm fairly certain that's his way of letting you know that your preaching attitude is off-putting. People are going to tune you out, or worse lash out. Maybe take a break.
By the way, hamster tubes are not inherently bad, or harmful to hamsters.
Those are some of the happiest fish I've ever seen. I haven't seen that many fish and I am not a fish expert.
add balloons to the wearable aquarium so its not heavy
as a fish owner (not expert) they just look curious to me! they're definitely having a better time than in a boring empty bowl i'd imagine!
@@Jules-pl6kwthe fish were in the suit for a tiny amount of time. The chances of something going wrong were low.
@@Jules-pl6kw that's why the number of fish was low and he made sure to have a appropriate amount of water per fish. The space I agree isn't the best and may have been slightly stressful but still a million times better than those little fishbowls
@@MoonCowGaming 0.375 gallons of water per fish is not a lot of space
@MoonCowGaming just because it could be worse doesn’t mean it’s good
@@Jules-pl6kw acting like billions of people don't live in spaces below 950 sqft with families. Your ignorance is off the charts.
I'd like to see this as a scaleable project. Maybe if you are as big as the Hulk you could make a vest that fitted Chihuahuas.
I'm kind of a fish expert, what you displayed in this this video albeit the tank conditions or the "vest", would very much be considered animal abuse to anyone who knows how to actually take care of fish.
And I don't mean take care of fish as in little Timmy's carnival prize gold fish in a 3 gallon bowl, i mean people who know that a single comet goldfish (the kind you have) need at least 40 gallons for just one fish, because they get huge, and they produce tons of waste.
So if you plan to keep those fish, please research their care requirements and the nitrogen cycle, and put them in a pond, and if you can't, give them to someone with a pond who knows wtf they are doing.
So in short, No those goldfish are extremely unhappy, most likely stressed out, living in awful conditions, and will most likely die soon if you don't get your shit together or give them to someone who does‼️
This is the first time in recorded history that a CZcamsr chatting with a 12 year old went well.
The most amazing thing in this video is definitely using the two nails on the drill screw in the thumb screws
Always love the end of the month, all my favorite procrastinating creators upload to beat a sponsor deadline.
This whole time I’m thinking why does he sound so tiered and dead. Then it hit me, baby.
"If they aren't enjoying it, DON'T tell me." 😂😂😂
"This is why I never throw anything away; I don't have a problem, I have a solution!" I need to make this my family's motto or something
9:08 I didn't know you were fluent in Minecraft villager.
17:15 Her dad: *"1000 dollars... yummy yummy..."*
this was one of his best honestly the jokes and editing feel so stylized and clean
i thought the next step in the vest's evolution was surely hamsters in scuba gear
Incredible engineering that is extremely practical and well thought out once again, well done William
I want to go to open sauce but i live in Denver. Help me William!
still questioning how he didn't get shocked
Glad your back man, love you content.
1:20 i now know why his house burnt down
i know its supposed to be a harmless joke but idk thats not cool fam
@@user-py7qh8bn8s i personally believe that he intentionally made that joke for that exact reason
Routing a 5 gal bucket lid is the same vibe as using a carbon steel chef knife to open a letter
I love the editing and the effort! Keep it up!
I like how he grabbed the fork that he shoved into the outlet with his bare hand
this’ll definitely be a certified Osman slap
I related so hard to Chelsea going, "WILLIAM!" when he stuck the forks in the outlet
"Short 16 inches or long 16 inches"
I felt that
those feesh look stressedd
7:50 you should have smacked the sock against the car.
Peta wouldve been so after william
I’m surprised the sponsor let you make that outlet joke 😂
A thousand bucks to borrow a hamster? Maybe I should get a hamster as well 🤔
For the aquarium vest, it might be lighter and easier to wear if instead of tubes, it was more like a clear life jacket/inflatable vest that was filled with water instead of air.
This would make it more vulnerable to punctures, but overall would be an improvement I think.