How to make Russian PASHTET (паштет) - Cooking with Boris

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  • čas přidán 15. 08. 2021
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    ingredients:
    500g pork liver
    1L milk (optional)
    bay leaf
    some nutmeg
    100g pig fat
    1 large carrot
    1 large onion
    150g butter or margarine
    parsley for decoration
    1tbsp diluted vinegar
    instructions:
    place liver in milk for 2 hours (optional)
    cut liver into smaller pieces, about 5-10cm
    set to boil for 20-30 minutes, removing foam as it appears
    at same time cut pig fat, carrots and onions and fry them together
    at about 20 minutes of boiling the liver, take one piece and test if ready
    add salt to water and boil for another 2-3 minutes
    after that, slice up liver into smaller pieces and add to pan with other components
    add nutmeg and bay leaf.. or maybe two
    fry for 2-3 minutes until mixed well
    grind with meat grinder or food processor
    add butter for smoothness and vinegar for taste. mix/grind again
    package into favourite container
    decorate with parsley
    enjoy!
    music used:
    uamee TRACKSUIT
    • uamee - TRACKSUIT
    uamee COMMIEBLOCK
    • uamee - COMMIEBLOCK [H...
    uamee KOPEIKA
    • uamee - KOPEIKA
    edited and recorded by:
    viktor.
    Intro music:
    Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
    Outro music:
    Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem
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  • @champagne.future5248
    @champagne.future5248 Před 2 lety +1814

    “Peel the carrot”: 😡
    “Reduce slightly the dirt content of orange stick”: 😎

  • @basiI
    @basiI Před 2 lety +1910

    Theory: Boris is not a person. He was never born. He is a hoodie that was brought to life by pure Slavic spirit and he has come to spread the slavness

  • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
    @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 Před 2 lety +1596

    "This is not butter, this is margarine. Fuck margarine" *punches* had me dying

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor7000 Před 2 lety +343

    Other lesser Chefs: Add Assorted Vegetables
    Boris Superslav Chef: Add Assaulted Vegetables.

  •  Před 2 lety +4377

    When life gives you lemons you make PASHTET!

    •  Před 2 lety +114

      Wait that makes no sense 😅

    • @comradebartek4524
      @comradebartek4524 Před 2 lety +23

      Lemon pashtet? I feel like I seen that somewhere

    • @NotRetroGames
      @NotRetroGames Před 2 lety +5

      how have you been comrade you make good songs maybe I can use your songs

    • @kaze5535
      @kaze5535 Před 2 lety +3

      @ xDDD

    • @kebbyisthebest
      @kebbyisthebest Před 2 lety +2

      uamee!

  • @makarov9419
    @makarov9419 Před 2 lety +2610

    “This is not butter, this is margarine, Fuck Margarine” is the best Boris quote from this video

    • @makarov9419
      @makarov9419 Před 2 lety +31

      @k c I can’t believe it’s not butter

    • @hoangquocbao3304
      @hoangquocbao3304 Před 2 lety +8

      BIG IRON!!!

    • @weeb69
      @weeb69 Před 2 lety +48

      That's so relatable. When I was growing up, we'd never get butter because it was too expensive, but also because there was so much damn margarine, so we just had margarine all the time.

    • @makarov9419
      @makarov9419 Před 2 lety +18

      @@weeb69 I’ve had margarine a few times it just isn’t as good as butter, especially when eating it by the spoonful

    • @Warlordalexi
      @Warlordalexi Před 2 lety +21

      He punched it, at that. This madman punched the margarine.

  • @scitechian
    @scitechian Před 2 lety +354

    That is the cleanest and most presentable-looking liver I've ever seen in my life.

    • @Michal_Zuber
      @Michal_Zuber Před 2 lety +11

      You're a surgeon? XD

    • @RodBeauvex
      @RodBeauvex Před 2 lety +9

      Hmmm....Do you have a wine you prefer? And what's your favorite bean?

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian Před 2 lety +5

      @@RodBeauvex Kidney beans and barefoot wine.

    • @rs6742
      @rs6742 Před 2 lety +13

      @@RodBeauvex Fava beans and a nice Chianti...

    • @RodBeauvex
      @RodBeauvex Před 2 lety +3

      @@rs6742 This man knows.

  • @shadowtailvalcorin
    @shadowtailvalcorin Před 2 lety +697

    As a Hispanic, the moment you brought out the margarine container, I thought about how a fair amount of Hispanic people reuse those containers for beans and rice. In my household if we didn't have a spare jar we also use them for sauces, like extra molé or red enchilada sauce. So moral of this message is, I can relate.

    • @faceless_lurker
      @faceless_lurker Před 2 lety +37

      orale blyat

    • @wheelchair1410
      @wheelchair1410 Před 2 lety +79

      Reusal of old containers such as this is very common in Slavic household. Many Polish children's dreams were shattered as they took the ice cream box out of the freezer just to be welcomed with dill inside.

    • @mnemophage
      @mnemophage Před 2 lety +25

      Italian here, and my family did the same thing. It's always red sauce. Red sauce stored in a bought-on-sale mega-bulk margarine container of such thrifty quantity that it's a wonder anyone got through it all in the first place.

    • @free_live_free-511
      @free_live_free-511 Před 2 lety +28

      Who doesn't do this? I cannot relate with anyone who does not.

    • @metalhev3989
      @metalhev3989 Před 2 lety +11

      I think thats common everywhere

  • @johndoe62804
    @johndoe62804 Před 2 lety +2051

    Gordon Ramsay: Where's lamb sauce?
    Uncle Roger: Where is MSG?
    Boris: Where's bay leaf?

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus Před 2 lety +83

      John Townsend: Where's the nutmeg?

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi Před 2 lety +16

      donde esta nachos

    • @MechaEmperor7000
      @MechaEmperor7000 Před 2 lety +34

      @@Krawurxus Chef John: Ol' Shake-a Cayenne.
      Babish: Where's Tinywhisk?

    • @GhostEye31
      @GhostEye31 Před 2 lety +29

      Steve1989: Where's the tray?

    • @zyhurbeelzebub6213
      @zyhurbeelzebub6213 Před 2 lety +7

      I now have a Strong urge to go watch Uncle Roger videos. Thanks.

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha Před 2 lety +626

    "For one kill you get one sausage."
    If you get killed, you BECOME sausage.

    • @NotJohnTanner
      @NotJohnTanner Před 2 lety +2

      That sounds weird but okay...

    • @thighmeat6034
      @thighmeat6034 Před 2 lety +17

      In this world, it’s to sausage or to be sausaged

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa Před 2 lety +6

      Yo i just remembered of some guy making sausages out of everything, I think he is called Ordinary Sausage.

    • @thighmeat6034
      @thighmeat6034 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Vilotaa let’s sausage~ ✊✊

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa Před 2 lety +2

      @@thighmeat6034 5/5 pam pam pam pam pam

  • @kingploong3092
    @kingploong3092 Před 2 lety +14

    4:15 my new alarm

  • @unell9865
    @unell9865 Před 2 lety +32

    2:55
    *pops open bottle with carrot*
    Me: "HE DID WHAT NOW?!"

    • @leondarick3679
      @leondarick3679 Před 2 lety +6

      It's 4 in the morning, and I am watching. I went to the comments to look for this comment because I noticed it too. How? How does one? What?

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Před rokem +4

      @@leondarick3679 this is pretty easy. If youre german or slav, you can open your beer with anything. With small rocks, your teeth, another bottle, a tree, a fence, your cigarette box, lighters, 50ct/2€ pieces, screwdrivers, and so on.

  • @ALadyOfSorrows
    @ALadyOfSorrows Před 2 lety +678

    I love how Anatoli is here but we just know he's slowly dying in the corner.

    • @KitsuneHB
      @KitsuneHB Před 2 lety +16

      Slow and quiet! :D

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +2

      I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on CZcams, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear ryan

    • @ALadyOfSorrows
      @ALadyOfSorrows Před 2 lety +19

      @@AxxLAfriku and who are you?

    • @lightningcrush7795
      @lightningcrush7795 Před 2 lety +7

      @@AxxLAfriku maybe this is anatoli

    • @lightningcrush7795
      @lightningcrush7795 Před 2 lety +17

      @@AxxLAfriku secret spy account for spying on azakakistan

  • @Nakamura65
    @Nakamura65 Před 2 lety +1169

    I like the fact that you lost your screw that is supposed to hold the lever in place, which happens exactly 30 seconds after buying this grinder and its scientifically proven that no real soviet meat grinder has that screw anymore. I can still feel the pain of suddenly unhooking the lever by accident when grinding 20 kg of pork at babushka and slamming myself to the knee with the lever.

    • @toritori2299
      @toritori2299 Před 2 lety +74

      You just unlocked a childhood memory of mine

    • @c0mbo
      @c0mbo Před 2 lety +5

      Ha, loh. Moi dedushka sdelal takoy je bolt
      I nasha myasorubka s boltikom. Zaviduy

    • @Malphas38th
      @Malphas38th Před 2 lety +42

      Then I took a lever to the knee...

    • @mr.dahliaking.202
      @mr.dahliaking.202 Před 2 lety +31

      my grinder has a screw lol my mom kept everything extremely in a shape as it came. The bloody soviet toilet she had with the apartment 50 years later still looks like straight from the box.

    • @thatsalt1560
      @thatsalt1560 Před 2 lety +8

      We have two of these. With screws 🙃

  • @janhammekenbuch142
    @janhammekenbuch142 Před 2 lety +69

    "If your entire 15 story block does not smell of boiling pig guts..."
    I laughed my ass off!
    Boris comments are ultimate laughter medicine.

  • @billbrasky7540
    @billbrasky7540 Před 2 lety +59

    10:04 hey my grandmother uses to do that! As a kid I knew within the containers there could be rice or potato, but to an outsider, it would just appear that she really _really_ enjoyed/exclusively ate Country Crock... But they will never know!

    • @Kaleb99j
      @Kaleb99j Před 4 měsíci +1

      When he was talking about that I was thinking "Reusing old margarine/whipped cream containers is the most southern US thing to do."

  • @ottoeduardleopoldvonbismar3559

    I love the idea of Boris using bay leaf in foods just to satisfy the Elder Bay Leafs, so they wont destroy our planet.
    Great cosmic horror story right here.

    • @sukioku8784
      @sukioku8784 Před 2 lety +6

      rosmary outcast will rebel against old ways of the bay leaf... ow? hi netflix producers

    • @theswarmsquad3606
      @theswarmsquad3606 Před 2 lety +3

      Meatcanyon, get on it.

    • @onigireee
      @onigireee Před 2 lety +2

      @@theswarmsquad3606 Meatcanyon _is_ the eldritch horror of our generation 😂💖

  • @superslav5323
    @superslav5323 Před 2 lety +2434

    Borises pashtet: perfectly done
    My pashtet: *dies*

    • @damn5991
      @damn5991 Před 2 lety +9

      :,).......

    • @mishtrong
      @mishtrong Před 2 lety +172

      To be honest, if your pashtet is alive you have either severely undercooked it or left it out for too long.

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety +21

      my PASHTET = VOLTRON

    • @bobandvoid1421
      @bobandvoid1421 Před 2 lety +8

      Davai

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Před 2 lety +14

      Practice my lad, make a thousand pashtets and the 1001 will be decent

  • @kaazflaaz1209
    @kaazflaaz1209 Před 2 lety +45

    As a Swede i totally understand this, swedish pashtet called "Lever pastej" Pastej meaning pashtet and Lever meaning liver... Toast, butter and lever pastej, add some sweet pickeled cumber or fresh cumber on top

    • @thatsalt1560
      @thatsalt1560 Před 2 lety +5

      Yes, I'm Swedish too. I loved that combination. (Moved abroad. There's liver paté here too, but it's not as good)

    • @kaazflaaz1209
      @kaazflaaz1209 Před 2 lety +3

      @@thatsalt1560 I have a special place in my heart for really good froi grois, but my heart belongs to the good old Arboga leverpastej

    • @Michal_Zuber
      @Michal_Zuber Před 2 lety +4

      Thin slice of apple also tastes great! Have a try :)

    • @aprilmason1616
      @aprilmason1616 Před rokem +3

      In the Netherlands we have "leverpastei" which is probably the same as what you described. Spreadable and in slices. And imo fancy version with cranberry or garlic or mushrooms. I enjoy it from time to time :)

  • @NODnuke45
    @NODnuke45 Před 2 lety +29

    "Soviet meat grinder" is a term that has many potential meanings...

  • @EmptBotl
    @EmptBotl Před 2 lety +538

    "This is margarine, fuck margarine"
    punches said margarine hard enough to make czar bomba look like opening a can of beer

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety +21

      The blast wave circled the globe three times

    • @joaopedrosambatti2474
      @joaopedrosambatti2474 Před 2 lety +9

      Margarine really is that shit

    • @EmptBotl
      @EmptBotl Před 2 lety +5

      it could probably reach jupiter if gravity didn't exist

    • @thephoenixgods
      @thephoenixgods Před 2 lety

      Tzar Bomba not czar Bomba t not c ok?

    • @archae6451
      @archae6451 Před rokem

      @@thephoenixgods in some language and spellings it can be:
      Czar
      Tzar
      Tsar
      Csar

  • @cdmathie3669
    @cdmathie3669 Před 2 lety +331

    "This pig not a smoker." Is also how I introduce myself

  • @BETAmosquito
    @BETAmosquito Před 2 lety +6

    Finally made this after suffering through liver and onions once a week forever.
    Dangerously delicious, should come with a warning at the beginning. Now I stalk the streets each night looking for livers to feed my crippling pashtet addiction.

  • @AdachiCabbage
    @AdachiCabbage Před 2 lety +14

    5:49 this was both wholesome and hilarious

  • @PHILeeOPE
    @PHILeeOPE Před 2 lety +241

    People only think Bay Leaves don’t do much because they almost always cover up the bay leaf flavor/aroma with a ton of other spices.
    If you allow the bay leaf to take center stage, it’ll sing

    • @dominic.h.3363
      @dominic.h.3363 Před 2 lety +5

      Or just use ground bay leaf with the other spices so the bay leaf remains equally as potent.

    • @leetri
      @leetri Před 2 lety +42

      You will definitely notice that something is missing if you don't add the bay leaf, even with other spices it's working its magic in the background.

    • @FreyOdyssey
      @FreyOdyssey Před 2 lety +29

      @@leetri agreed, I was cooking one day and forgot and/or run out of the bay leaf. Food was still good, but something was missing... and I go heavy on the spices

    • @skrenos
      @skrenos Před 2 lety +8

      For those people, they need to take tea cup, put in 1 bay leaf and pour boiling water on it. Let steep 5 minutes and taste the bay leaf tea.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 Před 2 lety +2

      @@skrenos real fans inject this straight into their veins

  • @Nordkrafts
    @Nordkrafts Před 2 lety +577

    Opening beer with completely random objects. Feels just like home.

  • @junkyardjoe1419
    @junkyardjoe1419 Před 2 lety +79

    I just want to say I've recently been using some of your budget cooking videos, trying to cook for myself to improve my lifestyle. Last couple meals have been the boris special minus the onion and with some flour added, second time with a chopped up carrot, and its been great. Feels good to cook, and the food is good. I've still got a long journey to go into full cooking knowledge but thank you for helping me start on this path.

    • @erinhowett3630
      @erinhowett3630 Před 2 lety +4

      You have such a wonderful journey ahead of you! I'm so happy you've started!
      Sincerely,
      Random internet stranger who happens to be a chef.

    • @kanmeridoc1784
      @kanmeridoc1784 Před 2 lety +1

      ahh cooking. Filling and fulfilling. Or did I get that backwards. Eh. So long as you avoid fancy baking pastries and such it's actually all going to be way easier than you expect it to be. Have fun.

    • @Seers_yt
      @Seers_yt Před 2 lety

      Have some fun! He's got like 80 recipes up ehhxhdhc

    • @diegoskitchenlab6824
      @diegoskitchenlab6824 Před 2 lety

      y no onion?

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage Před 2 lety

      Keep it up!

  • @AngryDavid808
    @AngryDavid808 Před 2 lety +8

    I love the fact that it's actually very easy to make for people who can't cook and that all the ingredients are available at the store. Great video! 👏

  • @HanxoHaxashi
    @HanxoHaxashi Před 2 lety +451

    Boris: "This is Margarine. Fuck margarine!"
    **Proceeds to give margarine a slav punch**

    • @agroprom1989
      @agroprom1989 Před 2 lety +6

      Man the fact that he bought that many margarin just so he can punch it.
      I laughed

    • @Dpyrt
      @Dpyrt Před 2 lety +12

      He punched so hard it turned to butter.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Dpyrt Beat the margarine right out of that butter.

  • @rexjrd963
    @rexjrd963 Před 2 lety +198

    I'm surprised Artyom didn't jump onto the counter and eat the liver fat.

    • @TheErilaz
      @TheErilaz Před 2 lety +13

      He is at Boris's grandma I think.

    • @rexjrd963
      @rexjrd963 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TheErilaz Thank you.

    • @rustscientist8326
      @rustscientist8326 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheErilaz oh blyat, artyom will become fatter than 1980 motherland.

  • @VotEtoPizdets
    @VotEtoPizdets Před 2 lety +2

    Boris, your cooking videos always make me hungry. I have issues that make me not really crave food anymore and hunger isnt a problem i face, even when i go a day or more without eating. But, every cooking video you have made causes me to crave food. I dont know why, but if i need to eat something, i watch your videos. Keep the content coming.

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 Před rokem +1

    I've started adding bay leaves to my cooking. Can confirm is tastes GLORIOUS

  • @mortlich7314
    @mortlich7314 Před 2 lety +87

    Now lets wait for Bay Leaf song and Arytom birthday.

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety +2

      The worlds bay leafs will be over soon

  • @bobmcguffin5706
    @bobmcguffin5706 Před 2 lety +277

    "Grind a bit of nutmeg"
    I didn't expect a crossover with Townsends

  • @Rohan_553
    @Rohan_553 Před 2 lety +4

    Always wanted to know how PASHTET!!!!!!! was made
    спасибо большое, борис!

  • @Chyguy
    @Chyguy Před 2 lety +1

    Watching Boris cook is very relaxing. I also like learning about recipes I likely won't ever make myself but I can still appreciate them.

  • @victorillo377
    @victorillo377 Před 2 lety +151

    As a Pole, I can admit pasztet is the best thing that ever happened to humanity

    • @krollisslash7300
      @krollisslash7300 Před 2 lety +7

      as a Latvian, I agree

    • @krollisslash7300
      @krollisslash7300 Před 2 lety +8

      also the discovery of semecki

    • @budus2
      @budus2 Před 2 lety +7

      @@krollisslash7300 some crazy vegans even make semichki pasztet xD

    • @krollisslash7300
      @krollisslash7300 Před 2 lety +2

      @@budus2 I think I’ve had pasztet with semecki

    • @esttrox5881
      @esttrox5881 Před 2 lety +1

      @@krollisslash7300 as an Estonian I also agree

  • @CThompson17
    @CThompson17 Před 2 lety +371

    I've finally made my first trip to the closest Russian grocery store which is two hours away from me. I didn't buy much since I didn't have much to spend, but the stuff I got made me feel significantly more Slav. Moscow-style ham, Polish bacon, beef pelmeni, and Russian aerated milk chocolate. Blin, it was good. Wouldn't have worked up the courage to do it if it wasn't for your videos. I definitely have to go back for more of that ham, and maybe next time, I'll try kvass. Cheers!

    • @Bone_Muncher
      @Bone_Muncher Před 2 lety +26

      kvass is definitely an acquired taste, you might not like it but it never hurts to try

    • @notisac3149
      @notisac3149 Před 2 lety +27

      If you do try kvass, I suggest trying a few brands instead of just one... For not all kvass is made equally.

    • @etuanno
      @etuanno Před 2 lety +12

      Just make your own Kvass at home! Boris has 2 videos about it on this channel.

    • @dylanking6960
      @dylanking6960 Před 2 lety +11

      For kvass I definitely recommend Gubernija or Tsarskiye.

    • @infallibleblue
      @infallibleblue Před 2 lety +1

      I liked the kvass

  • @davysmith1934
    @davysmith1934 Před 2 lety

    Beautiful :D
    I loved the Bay Leaf bit- it was so well done!

  • @Arrslicker
    @Arrslicker Před 2 lety +1

    Boris, your cooking videos are always excellent.

  • @A10warthoglol
    @A10warthoglol Před 2 lety +94

    " As mama says, if it look like dog food and smell like dogfood, it probably just Pashtet. "
    Slav Snak King

  • @RubenALopes
    @RubenALopes Před 2 lety +84

    Boris: be careful cutting the ingredients!
    Also Boris: *bayonet bashing intensifies*

  • @NitroDrifter8864
    @NitroDrifter8864 Před 2 lety +4

    0:57 "I blame Vadim"
    Well yeah, who else is there to blame

  • @IGORBLYAT
    @IGORBLYAT Před 2 lety

    i keep watching your old cooking videos and i use them for every day life

  • @acorjadaadegafantasma6309
    @acorjadaadegafantasma6309 Před 2 lety +46

    Cousin, here in brazil we also have this soviet miracle that is an iron meat grinder, mine is called Sebastiana and belonged to my babushka, its about 70 years old and stil cuts nice.

  • @zed.lmaooo
    @zed.lmaooo Před 2 lety +164

    Took you long enough to satisfy people wanting Artyom delicacies

  • @guitarriffYeahh
    @guitarriffYeahh Před 2 lety +1

    I LITERALLY LOVE YOU ALREADY. I JUST LOVE YOUR ACCENT SO DAMN MUCH. 😭👌👌

  • @Kalmaro4152
    @Kalmaro4152 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for the ingredient list in description. It is very convenient for when you're shopping and get the urge

  • @merry43
    @merry43 Před 2 lety +85

    I'm having childhood flashbacks of pashtet and canned tomato butterbrod for months in winter. Can't decide if I want pashtet or it is simply nostalgia.

  • @szgcgelsoft9768
    @szgcgelsoft9768 Před 2 lety +45

    I’m so early Vadim hasn’t started drilling holes in walls yet

  • @bunnysugar2254
    @bunnysugar2254 Před 2 lety +1

    Im so glad to see this video. Im going through a very bad home situation and there is no better cure than watching Boris

  • @topolou2791
    @topolou2791 Před 2 lety

    Merci beaucoup BORIS. Bonne recette. Et j ai bien ri, vous êtes formidable

  • @claresaguban3471
    @claresaguban3471 Před 2 lety +75

    7:42
    Boris: "Just Make Up A Story."
    Me: Dear Future Self, Vadim broke in and messed up my kitchen.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Před 2 lety +404

    Did Boris just open a beer with carrot? Now that's a slav way to open your beer. Maybe with potato next? xD
    I wonder how much Boris needs to clean up his kitchen after -Boris- Vadim messed his kitchen up 😂
    9:17 Lmao, what did margarine do to you Boris?

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety +10

      Open your beer with vodka is better!

    • @firstnamelastname2298
      @firstnamelastname2298 Před 2 lety +14

      We all remember what the margarin do to us in the nineteens. Especially "Rama". But we never talk about that. Slavhood just need some time and vodka to leave this disaster behind...

    • @zibbitybibbitybop
      @zibbitybibbitybop Před 2 lety +2

      True slav way is to open bottles with a brick. If Boris can cook with brick, then we can open bottles with brick, blyat.

    • @JavidShah246
      @JavidShah246 Před 2 lety +4

      Anytime i look at a jar of margarine, i see a western spy among my butter comrads. that Cyka proly deserved to be slavpunched by boris.

    • @silvershadow8866
      @silvershadow8866 Před 2 lety +2

      You new here??

  • @bonelessmice6828
    @bonelessmice6828 Před 2 lety

    why are your videos comforting

  • @Ioperzu
    @Ioperzu Před 2 lety +1

    Man now i want to make pate supply for a year. Truly Boris cooking videos are an inspiration for the good eating.

  • @a_generic_name1011
    @a_generic_name1011 Před 2 lety +148

    Boris: opens bottle with a carrot
    Bottle openers: I took this personally
    Me: What Slavic sorcery is this?

    • @ericwhite3526
      @ericwhite3526 Před 2 lety +3

      Its the same with bic lighters

    • @mortalitydoesstuff8965
      @mortalitydoesstuff8965 Před 2 lety

      @@ericwhite3526 or any knife, scissors, box cutter, or other solid handheld object you can fit under the cap

    • @starskream66
      @starskream66 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mortalitydoesstuff8965 also your keys will suffice, and any strong corner of your environment

    • @a_generic_name1011
      @a_generic_name1011 Před 2 lety +1

      Are we now just going to name everything you can a bottle with?

    • @Nobrev
      @Nobrev Před 2 lety +1

      @@mortalitydoesstuff8965 I just use the ring I wear

  • @Sylvantess
    @Sylvantess Před 2 lety

    I absolutely love the small jar!

  • @DgShadowChocolate
    @DgShadowChocolate Před 2 lety +1

    I’m loving the new edits in the video Boris!!

  • @bowencreer3922
    @bowencreer3922 Před 2 lety +78

    I literally just thought yesterday that Boris hadn’t posted in forever. Give us more my friend!

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 Před 2 lety +42

    Kopeika is still one of the greatest hardbass tracks in existence, nice to hear you keep using it

    • @palamecianrider7385
      @palamecianrider7385 Před 2 lety

      I haven't even heard of Hardbass before but Kopeika is a gateway drug

  • @danielclaw13
    @danielclaw13 Před 2 lety

    You nailed it!great vid.

  • @alexjohnson3926
    @alexjohnson3926 Před rokem

    I love this guy. He's so awesome. Cheers, dude.

  • @TheSlavChef
    @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety +6

    Ah PASHTET, perfect ZAKUSKA for every blin arround! Great recipe SLAV king I will do my own soon!!!

  • @joejoemyo
    @joejoemyo Před 2 lety +33

    Legends spoke of a slav who could open beer with a carrot

  • @specialshera
    @specialshera Před 2 lety +1

    That meat grinder is just like the one my parents have! They always used it to grind down raw venison for freezer storage, or cooked ham. Thanks for the tips about the liver, too! A classic dish in my rural NH household was an Eastern/Western, which is a patty made out of ground ham, eggs, and veggies (onions, peppers, etc) cooked on a frying pan. I recommend it.

  • @jamaicanbobsledteam753

    Chef Boris.. the man of a thousand recipe's!

  • @ScottyAlmondjoy
    @ScottyAlmondjoy Před 2 lety +54

    I suggest cutting the liver before putting in milk. The increased surface area will reduce the amount of time needed.

    • @shwingleman
      @shwingleman Před 2 lety +4

      Meekness is weakness, soak whole pig in milk

  • @metalgoby6390
    @metalgoby6390 Před 2 lety +75

    We call it pateu, here in Romania.
    I need to make more. Here we make it out of pork and onion. Ofc dipped in milk and the onion fried. But we do not boil it. We straight up fry it and then we mince it.
    Great video, Boris. Keep it up.
    Much Love from Iași❤️❤️❤️

    • @n3ro1980
      @n3ro1980 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, my Soviet Babushka was always frying it too, and never used carrots nor nutmeg.

    • @metalgoby6390
      @metalgoby6390 Před 2 lety +1

      @@n3ro1980 can see putting nutmeg for aroma ☺️

    • @n3ro1980
      @n3ro1980 Před 2 lety +1

      @@metalgoby6390 oh yes. it was just hard to find good spices in northern Russia , unless you had friends from Caucasus region

    • @gabib.1780
      @gabib.1780 Před 2 lety +3

      I'd say 'we' is alot said. Every babushka makes it differently in Romania too because to quote my own babushka "câte bordeie atâtea obiceie"

    • @metalgoby6390
      @metalgoby6390 Před 2 lety

      @@gabib.1780 corect și asta. Nu zice rău bunica.
      Although, the most common recipe I heard is fried pork liver with fried onion

  • @tjdugan4510
    @tjdugan4510 Před 2 lety

    I love the editing!

  • @erikziak1249
    @erikziak1249 Před 2 lety

    Паштет для Бориса. I will certainly try this one out.

  • @skunksafella7754
    @skunksafella7754 Před 2 lety +16

    OHH BOY THIS MONDAY GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER

  • @MATFarm22
    @MATFarm22 Před 2 lety +28

    Me: Running low on pashtet
    Boris: How to make Pashtet!
    Me: Thank you!

  • @Unoriginal_aaah_name
    @Unoriginal_aaah_name Před 2 lety

    Looks good, will make. 👍🏻

  • @eitan8144
    @eitan8144 Před 2 lety

    When you say Davai same time as Boris!! Slavness intensifies.
    Nice 👍🏾

  • @Mamuttum
    @Mamuttum Před 2 lety +73

    This is by far the best source of entertainment since our master Francis Of The Filth decided to leave CZcams. I literally love this man and his work, no words can express the feeling of seeing a new Boris video, please never stop !!!

    • @edimcansin2607
      @edimcansin2607 Před 2 lety

      and longbeach griffy the second

    • @bismayparida2115
      @bismayparida2115 Před 2 lety

      Why r u making me cry? I am trying to forget him

    • @Mamuttum
      @Mamuttum Před 2 lety

      @@edimcansin2607 will check him out, never heard of him, I only found boris like a month ago as well.

    • @comradeacerbus6397
      @comradeacerbus6397 Před 2 lety +2

      Quite a high compliment, and one that I fully endorse. Francis of the Filth left us, and now Comrade Boris has taken his place.
      Ура!

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 Před 2 lety +2

      Boris is unique, much like Frank, and cannot be duplicated. Let us treasure him :D

  • @racermario1881
    @racermario1881 Před 2 lety +9

    after learning a lot of cooking videos, coming back to boris feels like looking at a college boy cooking whatever scraps he has for food.
    man what a time to be alive.

  • @williamlazenby314
    @williamlazenby314 Před 2 lety

    I really wanna make this now. This will be my weekend project.

  • @karlmerxabuan6230
    @karlmerxabuan6230 Před 2 lety

    It's simple. I see Boris video, I watch and leave a like.

  • @K-E-R-M-I-T
    @K-E-R-M-I-T Před 2 lety +24

    My “daily” dose of slavness

    • @QueenMuser
      @QueenMuser Před 2 lety +4

      Hello Everyone, this is OUR Daily Dose of Slavness!

  • @CaesiumAKAPianoslam
    @CaesiumAKAPianoslam Před 2 lety +14

    Whenever Boris makes a new video, my life has meaning again. Also i have new meal to make.

  • @Dylan-ry8id
    @Dylan-ry8id Před 2 lety

    I had no notifications about the video.. thank you youtube -_-
    Nice to see you Boris ;)

  • @thealandude9146
    @thealandude9146 Před 2 lety +5

    man I haven't watch Boris in a long time, still going as strong and slav as ever

  • @atlashellwalker9769
    @atlashellwalker9769 Před 2 lety +32

    I wanna see Boris build a Lego set, just sounds interesting.

  • @hektik2074
    @hektik2074 Před 2 lety +27

    This guy has a jar shotglass, stores his food in old butter containers, but he’s not from south Louisiana? Woah.

    • @renemiko123
      @renemiko123 Před 2 lety +9

      Literally every Slavic does that

    • @DedHobbit
      @DedHobbit Před rokem

      People all over the world store something in old containers. I grow seedlings for tomatoes and cucumbers in them.

  • @circusninja
    @circusninja Před 2 lety

    So glad we have Boris.

  • @Goldenfightinglink
    @Goldenfightinglink Před 2 lety

    My favorite cooking channel

  • @fathithegirl
    @fathithegirl Před 2 lety +3

    Wish you a great day boris. Greetings from Ireland.❤️

  • @J.DelGrosso
    @J.DelGrosso Před 2 lety +15

    This video is a goldmine of hilarious Boris quotes and moments xD

  •  Před 2 lety

    This is classic Boris, really nice. Also glad you're sticking to the old intro, really nice.

  • @fryloc359
    @fryloc359 Před 2 lety +29

    Boris: "We use margarine jars to hide our food"
    Also Boris: Underestimates American grandmothers.

    • @DiGiornos
      @DiGiornos Před 2 lety +1

      It’s fun and games till pee is mistaken for liquid butter in jar

  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 Před 2 lety +4

    2:50 true slav can open bottles with anything

  • @duppy3117
    @duppy3117 Před 2 lety +18

    Russian dish name: Pashtet
    Philippines (an angry Pinoy): *PAKSHET*
    Idk this came to my mind when reading the title...

  • @inacinni
    @inacinni Před 2 lety +2

    Now we finally know the secrets of what's inside pashtet. Thank you Boris

  • @coolcatfxadoptionagency11

    New favorite channel! Funny enough I would soak liver in buttermilk like how we do southern fried chicken. Great job Boris 🤘

  • @juliaastarina8763
    @juliaastarina8763 Před 2 lety +8

    Now that I think about it...Boris cooks in full chaos mode might be his way of coping of not being able to do so when he was still a young boy under the culinary tutelage of mama and babushka 🤔

  • @predator01actual
    @predator01actual Před 2 lety +28

    "The Bay leaf... Or maybe two!"
    This makes me laugh and it never gets old XD

  • @brunomunemassa8266
    @brunomunemassa8266 Před 2 lety +1

    Letting the liver soak in the milk was an amazing tip thanks for that. I also like to eat fried liver with rice so i'll probably prepare some pashtet while having some of it as dinner.

  • @Drhumbolt
    @Drhumbolt Před 2 lety

    Looks good 👍

  • @TrinoVR
    @TrinoVR Před 2 lety +10

    Watching this as a slav feels like the cool Japanese kid watching anime