Thanos Torments a Man His Whole Life

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  • čas přidán 6. 03. 2023
  • Thanos appears to torture a man every year on his Birthday.
    Thanos Annual #1
    #content #explained #comics #explore #new #marvel #thanos #cosmicghostrider #avengers #hulk
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Komentáře • 746

  • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
    @PureGoldNeverCorrodes Před rokem +3148

    2:00 I think that he poisoned the punch and everyone at the party is dead, not that he won’t let him drink.

    • @Mulletman_Comics
      @Mulletman_Comics  Před rokem +535

      Little mistake but I’m happy you caught that!

    • @marcussantos4816
      @marcussantos4816 Před rokem +67

      It felt a little obvious

    • @grundlefairy
      @grundlefairy Před rokem +154

      @@marcussantos4816 you're like that annoying kid that has to tell everyone around him that he gets the joke too lol

    • @marcussantos4816
      @marcussantos4816 Před rokem +5

      @@grundlefairy 😂

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus Před rokem +23

      @@grundlefairy I mean the uploader himself admitted it was a mistake so

  • @1Shalnark1
    @1Shalnark1 Před rokem +2571

    Thanos during infinity war: "this is really cutting in to my David time."

    • @Tele.gram.me.at.Solus_Astorias
      @Tele.gram.me.at.Solus_Astorias Před rokem

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    • @Spingerex
      @Spingerex Před rokem +40

      Lmfao

    • @majinwu8916
      @majinwu8916 Před rokem +301

      “Give me the time stone strange, David’s party is in 15 minutes and I’ll be damned if I miss it”

    • @Dmimpostor
      @Dmimpostor Před rokem +29

      David “ fuck yes maybe maybe “ Thanos crashes into his house “ dread it run from it, destiny arrives all the same David”

    • @theincrediblethinker6371
      @theincrediblethinker6371 Před rokem +15

      They should make a spin off sitcom of Thanos and David lol

  • @kingvidster5637
    @kingvidster5637 Před rokem +4529

    I want a story where David gets the Infinity Gauntlet, and then goes back in time to do this to Thanos on his birthdays.

    • @ItsBasicallyBren
      @ItsBasicallyBren Před rokem +363

      David solos your favourite universe

    • @WeezerFan505
      @WeezerFan505 Před rokem +146

      ​@@ItsBasicallyBren david can even solo shaggy

    • @sahuanitasahu7696
      @sahuanitasahu7696 Před rokem +53

      @@WeezerFan505 he only need 2 percent of his power

    • @sahuanitasahu7696
      @sahuanitasahu7696 Před rokem +34

      And Thanos tricks him using another set of stones making him do all this to himself instate of thanos

    • @WeezerFan505
      @WeezerFan505 Před rokem +6

      @@sahuanitasahu7696 nah fam 00.1 of his power to beat shaggy

  • @Zerviscos
    @Zerviscos Před rokem +1935

    Give this man a medal, the fact he was able to endure 45 years from Thanos' shit is something not even war veterans can handle.

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 Před rokem +61

      War veterans got nothing compared to Thanos veteran.

    • @Erasus-Phantasia4136
      @Erasus-Phantasia4136 Před rokem +16

      Kamijou Touma: Bitch please i managed to make my tormentor fall in love with me!

    • @herculesatan4514
      @herculesatan4514 Před rokem +16

      I mean technically it was only forty-five days.

    • @TheLegacyofHitchcock
      @TheLegacyofHitchcock Před rokem +45

      @@herculesatan4514 45 days of Thanos actually being present, but they affected David's entire life; His Dad dying, girlfriend leaving him, being fired etc. Most of the days surrounding those events would be pretty miserable.

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 Před rokem +18

      ​​@@TheLegacyofHitchcock Most of the years*
      Death of a father at a young age very easily could destabilize the household every way from emotionally to financially.
      Burning down the college drastically damages his financial and career prospects.
      Knowing that any year if he dares fall for a woman that Thanos can just break both their hearts would incite a great fear.
      And any year he dares to climb a company ladder it would all fall apart would destroy any person's motivation to achieve anything professionally.

  • @ThexVaultxTech
    @ThexVaultxTech Před rokem +3001

    The last time we see Thanos, he's more broken than David. After 45 years, he's run out of actual ideas to bother this guy. Maybe he does or doesn't care what David does; but what matters is that David forces Thanos to face his own finite reality.
    At the end, Thanos is the same sad man whose lost his creativity by his own actions and couldn't die if wanted to; David is a changed man who's matured to the circumstances around him and lives despite the hardships imposed on him.
    They're effectively hard opposites

    • @lightborn9071
      @lightborn9071 Před rokem +138

      Maybe this is how Thanos processes the impossibility to be together with Lady Death?

    • @ThexVaultxTech
      @ThexVaultxTech Před rokem +111

      @@lightborn9071 that's an interesting idea for sure, man's gotta have coping mechanisms

    • @knightx1850
      @knightx1850 Před rokem +24

      Can someone explain why he's doing this? Why this person.

    • @ultrabusterninja9424
      @ultrabusterninja9424 Před rokem +96

      @@knightx1850 for fun. Legit

    • @ThexVaultxTech
      @ThexVaultxTech Před rokem +108

      @@knightx1850 Thanos chose someone at random. It's important to him for personal reasons. It's really a character deconstruction tho

  • @Cendrail0001
    @Cendrail0001 Před rokem +931

    1:58 "David goes to a party, but Thanos won't let him drink"
    Somehow that is more funny and petty than the correct implication.
    Instead of "Thanos poisoned everyone" it's jist "Thanos nagged David during the entire party"
    LMAO

    • @jadecook9963
      @jadecook9963 Před rokem +83

      🙁"Thanos was a real part pooper, he didn't let David hang out with the cool kids". dozens of cool kids lying dead around them.

  • @Cendrail0001
    @Cendrail0001 Před rokem +2036

    2:08
    The panel: "You got me fired?" "No. Bad luck"
    The narration: *Thanos got him fired*

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend Před rokem +397

      I like to imagine that he’s not even responsible for the cat being dead. He just thought it would be fun to be the one to deliver the bad news.

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 Před rokem +255

      ​@@MasterArchfiend he's like 'wow I didn't even have to do anything this year'

    • @mintypump649
      @mintypump649 Před rokem +11

      @Ima Pseudonym cool concept! However that would be the worst power to have. Unless he can rub off or even put all his power in someone for a short time

    • @keineken_3281
      @keineken_3281 Před rokem +2

      ​@@mintypump649 Yeah, that's the point.

    • @mintypump649
      @mintypump649 Před rokem

      @@keineken_3281 oh ok

  • @random_stuffog
    @random_stuffog Před rokem +1557

    Thanos really pulled a reverse flash on this poor guy💀

    • @isaiahkayode6526
      @isaiahkayode6526 Před rokem +163

      It was me David!

    • @jockdouglass3824
      @jockdouglass3824 Před rokem +146

      ​@@isaiahkayode6526 "I was the one who turned your father into a sardine"

    • @invert8505
      @invert8505 Před rokem +90

      @@jockdouglass3824 “I was the one who screwed over your chance of getting sum puh-puh”

    • @Ituasmi
      @Ituasmi Před rokem +80

      @@invert8505 "I WAS THE ONE THAT TOOK YOUR FAVORITE BABY BLANKET!"

    • @nnighty2845
      @nnighty2845 Před rokem +60

      "I WAS THE ONE WHO BURNED THE GRAD SCHOOL YOU SO DESPERATELY WANTED TO GET INTO"

  • @TheNewRobotMaster
    @TheNewRobotMaster Před rokem +327

    David, at school: I'm sorry teacher. Thanos ate my homework.
    Teacher: Telling lies again, David? Go straight to the principal's office.
    Narration: Thanos ate his homework.

  • @ness6714
    @ness6714 Před rokem +222

    Dude literally woke up one day and said "fuck this guy in particular."

    • @Fatherwhat
      @Fatherwhat Před rokem +7

      “Idk man I just got a feeling about this one”

  • @miwestraveler3986
    @miwestraveler3986 Před rokem +1787

    Let's be honest. If the girlfriend was capable of dumping David immediately without asking a single question beforehand, he dodged a bullet. Thanos did him a favor here.

    • @lelouch872
      @lelouch872 Před rokem +310

      Same for burning the university down, he basically immediatly graduated him.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy Před rokem +106

      @@lelouch872 Yes, all of these “torments” are blessings in disguise

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 Před rokem +161

      @@94oddy Thanos is just being a big tsundere.

    • @jakobR2112
      @jakobR2112 Před rokem

      ​​@@94oddylot twist: David's dad molested him

    • @HatchanThePirate
      @HatchanThePirate Před rokem

      @@94oddy You won't be talking after getting your friends killed and you have no home, money, parents or relationships will you?

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny Před rokem +416

    If I was David I would do what I could to contact the Avengers. I think knowing exactly where Thanos is going to be every year would be useful information for them.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 Před rokem +53

      Iron man would have told David he is on his own

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Před rokem +123

      Drax was basically born to try and kill Thanos, right?
      David: Hey, Drax? It's my birthday.
      Drax: Got you fam

    • @Noname-xr4ql
      @Noname-xr4ql Před rokem +49

      He can't contact them that easily as a citizen, or at least they won't believe him at first. If I were him, I would call the police on my birthdays and have them deal with him. Obviously they won't do anything to him, but it might hopefully spread awareness and maybe even get the avengers.

    • @Noname-xr4ql
      @Noname-xr4ql Před rokem +24

      but I guess worse case scenario, he kills all the avengers as a birthday gift to David

    • @a_angry_bunny
      @a_angry_bunny Před rokem +6

      @@Noname-xr4ql
      Not much of the world's greatest heroes then. Besides, they won at least once.

  • @nexus5253
    @nexus5253 Před rokem +515

    It’s also sad when you realize the people around him suffer just for being around this guy on the wrong day. Thousands of people have died just so this one guy can be messed with on his birthday.

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 Před rokem +2

      222th like

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Před rokem +4

      Honestly the responsible thing to do if you were him would be to lock yourself inside your house on your birthday, then nobody gets hurt.

    • @Pero-zl4jp
      @Pero-zl4jp Před rokem +24

      @@nikkiofthevalley the black hole thing disapproves that...

    • @Lifeofawarrior321
      @Lifeofawarrior321 Před 4 měsíci

      @@nikkiofthevalley um sir it’s mervel

  • @Auraknight
    @Auraknight Před rokem +541

    I don't think David _could_ die. Knowing what we know about Thanos, I don't see why he wouldn't just bring him back, year after year.

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    • @Orthuzz
      @Orthuzz Před rokem +13

      maybe he did

    • @Eldoofus
      @Eldoofus Před rokem +25

      Would *Death* allow such a thing? David could kill himself the day after being brought back, not sure if Thanos has such power over the cycle of life beyond the Infinity Gauntlet.

    • @Chichaetomate
      @Chichaetomate Před rokem +12

      Maybe Lady Death can sense Thanos on him and just ignores him because of that?

    • @smusky4643
      @smusky4643 Před rokem

      OwOKnight

  • @matthewwilliams5407
    @matthewwilliams5407 Před rokem +666

    There should be a independent spin-off of David's revenge. He clearly cannot kill the mad Titan, but he can jinx Thanos in small ways that effect him big-time later on. Like how having him oversleep causes him to miss an important event where he's thwarted by the Avengers or how David misplaces his weapons in Thanos' lair so that he spends the whole day looking for it just for it to be in the most obvious place and he easily looses an important battle.
    It'll be fairly reliving and refreshing to have a somewhat revenge slice-of-life with just some dude and the god killer Thanos.

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    • @Johntaco430
      @Johntaco430 Před rokem

      David and thanos just keep on fucking with each other over and over, a never ending game of misery for the both of them

    • @justaweeb5529
      @justaweeb5529 Před rokem +22

      or he could just ask the avengers for help and they will probably use david as bait to lure thanos in open

    • @heroes0844
      @heroes0844 Před rokem +13

      ​@@justaweeb5529 he could, but that wouldn't be funny! David needs to pass the message

    • @zach1425
      @zach1425 Před rokem

      Plot twist, David is the next Captain Universe

  • @paca-wd8wu
    @paca-wd8wu Před rokem +244

    David looks surprisingly young for a 45 year old especially considering all the terrible things Thanos puts him through.

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert Před rokem +3

      yeah fr tho

    • @UltraCenterHQ
      @UltraCenterHQ Před rokem +10

      The constant looming threat of Thanos can really stop someone from slacking off

    • @onesaucynougat7471
      @onesaucynougat7471 Před rokem +1

      Fr he just looks like a 30 year old who pulled an all nighter

    • @tangetstone2.045
      @tangetstone2.045 Před 4 měsíci

      Thanos tortured him only on his birthdays
      The Reverse Flash tormented Flash *his whole life*

  • @jackmadiaga8907
    @jackmadiaga8907 Před rokem +178

    I just love how in one panel we see david asking thanos if hes the reason why he got fired only for thanos to say he just killed his cat and him being fired was entirely davids own fault.

  • @milkiassamuel780
    @milkiassamuel780 Před rokem +282

    Man Thanos is perhaps as sadistically petty and loves trolling people as much as Reverse Flash does

    • @tanimation7289
      @tanimation7289 Před rokem +1

      What dose Reverse Flash do to troll people?

    • @winternightst7001
      @winternightst7001 Před rokem +34

      ​@@tanimation7289 his whole existance is purposed to annoy barry

    • @tanimation7289
      @tanimation7289 Před rokem

      @@winternightst7001 Yes but is there any specific examples?

    • @milkiassamuel780
      @milkiassamuel780 Před rokem +35

      @@tanimation7289 He has made it his life's mission to troll, torture and emotionally break Barry Allen throughout his entire childhood, going so far as to travel back in time to kill Barry's mother just for fun, erase Barry's childhood friend from history, kill Barry's dog, frame Barry's dad for murder and continuously make sure he stays in prison, as well as countless other horrendous and unfathomable actions just to troll Barry Allen in the cruellest and prettiest ways possible. Not only that but Thawne has also killed his own parents, his successful younger brother, his boss, and every boyfriend his crush had until there was only him, and when she rejected him, he went back in time to make her an invalid for the rest of her life. This man is so full of hate and pure spiteful vengeance that he has effectively turned himself into a living paradox, thus making him a being with a past, present or future, effectively becoming immortal and broken in every aspect, all with the goal of torturing the Flash and others surrounding him. I haven't even gotten to all the other stuff he's done. Reverse Flash is the textbook definition of a hater and menace beyond our comprehension.

    • @Mr.M2045
      @Mr.M2045 Před rokem +15

      ​@@tanimation7289shit bro, I mean Reverse Flash said it himself "I'm every bad day you ever had."

  • @ForgottenFafnir
    @ForgottenFafnir Před rokem +207

    The dedication for Thanos to get a desk job at some random business just for the chance to ruin some guys life on his birthday.
    I want to know how that job interview went

    • @mydude8731
      @mydude8731 Před rokem +7

      I don't think anyone else can see him

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    • @noneofyourbuisness1679
      @noneofyourbuisness1679 Před rokem +23

      Interviewer: "Lets look at your references . . ."

    • @WhyisAlpharius69
      @WhyisAlpharius69 Před rokem +12

      @@noneofyourbuisness1679 "I have destroyed worlds, make the devil beg in my knees, I have slain Gods and Demons, and I am Death’s consort, THANOS!"
      "Sir, we hire normal people not cosmic Adolf Hitler.."
      "Well actually I know money laundering and making paperwork"
      "Okay you’re in, are you sure you won’t mind $45.55?"
      "I won’t, puny one"

  • @nexus5253
    @nexus5253 Před rokem +204

    That moment you realize he isn’t a horrifying tyrant or a warrior capable of rivaling gods at the end of the day. He’s just some petty @sshole who can’t get the girl he wants and will make the world suffer over this unobtainable goal.

    • @ZantariEXE
      @ZantariEXE Před rokem +36

      Thanos is what happens when a neck beard incel gets power.

    • @VoltitanDev
      @VoltitanDev Před 4 měsíci

      What's funny is that Death did sit by Thanos side but her rat henchman who speaks for her said that it's only bec Thanos wished it because Thanos with his power is her superior rather than her equal

  • @Arceus-dicklick
    @Arceus-dicklick Před rokem +62

    At least thanos is considerate enough to never forget david's birthday

  • @fbauzo024fb
    @fbauzo024fb Před rokem +99

    David the one character in comics to age normally.

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy Před rokem +183

    Thanos's belt buckle says Thanos, that's hysterical

    • @jockdouglass3824
      @jockdouglass3824 Před rokem +18

      Look up Thanos copter

    • @connorherman4537
      @connorherman4537 Před rokem +4

      I thought the same thing, like having a letter on your chest that says your first initial like the kid from the magic school bus

  • @MetalHopper
    @MetalHopper Před rokem +89

    This is Reverse Flash's levels of petiness

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    • @Eternal-7
      @Eternal-7 Před rokem +22

      Honestly this goes beyond Reverse Flash pettiness. All of Thawne's pettiness is out of jealousy but with Thanos he picked a random baby to troll for the rest of that baby's life just for shits and giggles.

  • @clarkkent1630
    @clarkkent1630 Před rokem +105

    im more scared of this thanos then the one in the mcu

    • @ryanprower4246
      @ryanprower4246 Před rokem +1

      MCU Thanos is basically just diet comic Thanos anyways

  • @johnfuller2339
    @johnfuller2339 Před rokem +66

    45 years on planet Earth tormented by Thanos, and he didn't once think to consult a single hero to help him.

    • @gameonln6077
      @gameonln6077 Před rokem +15

      Literally says no one believes him about thanos
      Thanos was doing small stuff untill the black hole (at that part david gave up)

    • @mvshenhon8966
      @mvshenhon8966 Před rokem +11

      To be fair, he didn't even know Thanos name for a while. Though after a while he probably should have tried asking for help in a bigger way.

    • @Boundlessness
      @Boundlessness Před 11 měsíci +2

      Who’s gonna believe him 😅

  • @5stargrim
    @5stargrim Před rokem +10

    “You got me fired”
    “Bro that was coincidence, I was busy killing your cat”
    One of the most unexpected panels..
    I shouldn’t laugh

  • @TheLegacyofHitchcock
    @TheLegacyofHitchcock Před rokem +9

    Thanos: Isn't it wonderful, daughter? Soon I shall possess all six infinity stones.
    Gamora: You won't get away with this Thanos. You'll never succeed in wiping out half of all life in the universe!
    Thanos: I- you.... Is that what you thought I was collecting these for?
    Gamora: Isn't it?
    Thanos: No! God no! I need these stones for a much greater purpose. David is on the verge of dying of old age, and I don't want our little game to end. I'm going to de-age him to a baby, and create multiple parallel Davids that I can troll in different ways each year. Plus if I get bored, I can just jump to one of their next birthdays instantly!

    • @dhark0n332
      @dhark0n332 Před 21 dnem +1

      This is Very, Very fucked up

  • @matthewwasson2906
    @matthewwasson2906 Před rokem +94

    Thanos really acted like Deadpool would in this comic.

    • @crazyperson3812
      @crazyperson3812 Před rokem

      Don’t think even Deadpool would be this much of a dick

    • @dragonace119
      @dragonace119 Před rokem

      Depends on if its pre North Korea or post North Korea Deadpool.

  • @StyleshStorm
    @StyleshStorm Před rokem +26

    Never heard of this side story before.
    Psychological horror.

  • @jackdspaniard
    @jackdspaniard Před rokem +59

    As cruel as this might sound I want to see a mainline story like Thanos vs the Guardians or something in a massive fight and it just so happens to be on David's birthday so he teleports, messes with David and then gets back to the fight. Maybe Thanos uses these simple things as motivation to keep doing what he does, as miniscule as some of these might be they just prove to him how dirty he is.

  • @elcucuyfeo
    @elcucuyfeo Před rokem +15

    I think David is the closest thing Thanos has to a friend , never mind how messed up that is

  • @yourdemiseishere
    @yourdemiseishere Před rokem +22

    I like how it's implied he used the timestone to not exist forever to mess with enemies but to show up and mess with david constantly.

  • @lokearias1672
    @lokearias1672 Před rokem +5

    0:59 thats a reaction image if i ever saw one

  • @lightborn9071
    @lightborn9071 Před rokem +51

    Darkseid, Doomsday, Knul, Carnage, Zoom, Mephisto,etc. Not a question who's the most evil of them. Thanos just randomly chooses people to ruin their entire lives, just for fun, no other reason. THIS is EVIL.

    • @Derg2003
      @Derg2003 Před rokem +3

      This isnt something Jim Starlin wouldve wrote for starlin. Its a garbage story to characterize thanos

    • @lightborn9071
      @lightborn9071 Před rokem +3

      @@Derg2003 Agree. There have always been way too many writers for comics, you can just make sense of so few. I just like it because it shows Thanos from a more insane way.

    • @Derg2003
      @Derg2003 Před rokem

      @@lightborn9071 yeah alternate versions are always so cool. i just wish editors actually did their jobs 😟

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev Před rokem

      Joker did basically the same thing, except he didn't start out when the guy was a baby I suppose.

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir Před rokem +7

    David should really start inviting Deadpool to his birthday parties, just to mess with Thanos.

  • @thereaper3071
    @thereaper3071 Před rokem +10

    So Thanos just decides to be as petty as reverse flash basically 😂

    • @gameonln6077
      @gameonln6077 Před rokem

      Well reverse flash has a reason (althou twisted).
      But thanos is another lvl

  • @anonymouss.2158
    @anonymouss.2158 Před rokem +21

    Let’s start a petition for David to get his revenge 👊🏾

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev Před rokem

      Make the petition and post the link. I'll be sure to sign it.

  • @garrett29west
    @garrett29west Před 8 měsíci +2

    I love that line that no cruelty was too small for the big man. Even stealing from a baby scratches that evil itch.

  • @crownysuccubus1524
    @crownysuccubus1524 Před rokem +74

    David is 45 years old at the end of the story when it was published in 2018. Daivd had a smartphone when he was 15, which would be 30 years earlier in 1988.
    Conclusion: Thanos invented smartphones 20 years early in that timeline just to f*** with David.

  • @sussydogwithcheese
    @sussydogwithcheese Před rokem +2

    >enters home
    >destroys home
    >refuses to elaborate
    >leaves

  • @crayzsmoke
    @crayzsmoke Před rokem +11

    David : I will never kill myself !
    Thanos : I started an Onlyfans with your mom ..

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    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku Před rokem +4

      LAMO wouldn't David's mom be in her mid 60s or early 70s by that point

  • @DipermilkEditz
    @DipermilkEditz Před rokem +2

    “On his 47th birthday, Thanos tweeted the N word after taking David’s phone.”

  • @Batz-xk3nt
    @Batz-xk3nt Před rokem +23

    That’s some joker level tomfoolery.

    • @koreyardoin3695
      @koreyardoin3695 Před rokem

      Joker has his own comic with almost the same exact story. Just without cosmic powers and what not.

  • @zeeoh5466
    @zeeoh5466 Před rokem +40

    1:58 I, uh, think you missed the implication. Those people are *not* passed out.

    • @DrPonk
      @DrPonk Před rokem +12

      At first I thought he just slaughtered them by hand but now I realize this dude Thanos really made everyone drink the Kool-Aid holy shit

    • @inkstain2255
      @inkstain2255 Před rokem +3

      I think he said they were passed out since youtube doesn't really like people talking about the m word.

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ Před rokem +11

    On one hand it’s really quite funny that a monster comes around every year on his birthday and they obviously know each other, David being at a point where he accepts the monster exists and that no one would believe him. On the other hand it’s quite cruel of Thanos. But imagine a less cruel twist on this story, now that would be really interesting.

  • @goofygoober779
    @goofygoober779 Před rokem +5

    I think in a way, Thanos in this story represents sickness either of the mind, the body or any other of our many unforeseen events we can not control in life. In a way it is a humoristic look in nihilistic fashion into a subject that would be rather tough to digest undeluded. The reason David keeps on going or why many people keep on going is hope. Even David had one birthday where a near immortal to him godlike being couldn't ruin his birthday. That can give all of us hope that things won't always be bad, even if it's just once.

  • @juniravegaming8564
    @juniravegaming8564 Před rokem +84

    Thanks for this. The movies don’t even touch on how epic this man can be…😢😢

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Před rokem +11

      I wouldn’t call this “epic”…..

    • @juniravegaming8564
      @juniravegaming8564 Před rokem

      @@Firemaster27 to each his own my friend

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Před rokem +2

      @@juniravegaming8564 bro tormented this man for his entire life for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
      Why do you find this epic?!????

    • @juniravegaming8564
      @juniravegaming8564 Před rokem +5

      @@Firemaster27 epic don’t gotta be a positive description. Lol also it’s in reference to the writer.

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Před rokem +2

      @@juniravegaming8564 💀 well it’s definitely not epic for that guy

  • @TheNarrator690
    @TheNarrator690 Před rokem +6

    I love these videos one of the best parts of my week

  • @boneman9751
    @boneman9751 Před rokem +3

    This is like the 3rd comic I’ve seen where thanos just shows up to ruin some random guys life for no reason and literally no one cares as to why the biggest threat to the universe is on earth but everyone has to save a cat in a tree every Tuesday

  • @magnusdiridian
    @magnusdiridian Před rokem +16

    Thanos would make a good grinch.
    How the Thanos Stole Christmas (He stole only half of the holidays, making the year perfectly balanced, as all holidays should be.)
    What did it cost him? Valentine's day.

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    • @connortg5
      @connortg5 Před rokem

      Eh, from what I understand of the comics he doesn’t have anyone to spend it with anyway

  • @tonygriego6382
    @tonygriego6382 Před rokem +10

    Somehow I think this takes away from the grandeur of Thanos, if he can be so petty.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Před rokem +5

      He did curse Deadpool with Immortality so he couldn't be with Lady Death once.

  • @wolfherojohnson2766
    @wolfherojohnson2766 Před rokem +2

    This poor man. I feel so bad for him. I wish he could finally have some peace

  • @KitsuneFyora
    @KitsuneFyora Před rokem +10

    What could be an interesting take is the guy got rid of himself in that specific dimension. And even though he finished himself there, Thanos just goes to another dimension where he is still alive and continues his torture

  • @Crashgen
    @Crashgen Před rokem +1

    You would think at some point in life, David would have called The avengers for help.

    • @giornogiovannatheultimateb8553
      @giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Před rokem

      Thanos probably destroy his phone

    • @Crashgen
      @Crashgen Před rokem

      @@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 I mean at that stake, id imagine he would just go to the avengers personally at some point of his life. Because I would imagine he would threaten him if he did, which I think would be a pretty interesting story him finally getting fed up and trying to get help finally

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay Před rokem +5

    I think Thanos just picked David as an amusing(To him and him alone) experiment in how much it will take to break a human's spirit.

  • @paolof.6899
    @paolof.6899 Před rokem +5

    Oh no, you see he put Thanos in the awkward position of having to save David so he could torment him next year.

  • @shlokwaghela9560
    @shlokwaghela9560 Před rokem +2

    Unironically one of the best Marvel stories, except for how short it is

  • @Derpinator01
    @Derpinator01 Před rokem +9

    If I were to write this story, I would go with having Thanos do something good every even numbered birthday and something bad every odd numbered birthday, like one year he gives David 1,000 bucks and the next he makes David's house burn down. Then, David would be a bit sad at seeing Thanos defeated, and the year after the double gift would be an extraordinarily delicious meal... that gives David bowel problems for a couple hours.

  • @jamerthegamer13
    @jamerthegamer13 Před rokem +1

    2:07 this is the funniest panel for no reason, lmfaooo thanos just bored and wanting attention from his bf david by messing with him. Like this all powerful being just sitting in a cubicle giggling to himself over how hes going to annoy this guy and waiting for david to walk by so he can say sorry that he got fired but that his cat was dead

  • @rickyetter
    @rickyetter Před 7 dny

    Still. My favorite villainous acts of any fictional character. Period. It’s so perfect

  • @dogf421
    @dogf421 Před rokem +1

    thanos is such a funny charachter cause he does what he does in the mcu and kinda sounds like he makes sense and has a point and then he goes and does shit like this

  • @rentt243_mr.g
    @rentt243_mr.g Před rokem +6

    Dave calls the Avengers and tells them when and where Thanos will be

  • @BasementDweller_
    @BasementDweller_ Před rokem +2

    A classic story I find humorous.

  • @gunney402
    @gunney402 Před rokem

    This content is amazing brotha

  • @ajra6143
    @ajra6143 Před rokem +26

    I once saw a message board on this story and some prick said it was shitty writing. Like, alright Shakespeare, we all like villains to have depth and meaning behind their actions. God forbid we have villains who do evil for shits and giggles anymore. 🙄

    • @Seasonal-Shadow_4674
      @Seasonal-Shadow_4674 Před rokem +1

      @AJRA I got harrassed for saying that under Nando V Movies Riddler video

    • @Seasonal-Shadow_4674
      @Seasonal-Shadow_4674 Před rokem +3

      @ANRA I wish we had more villains like this get what’s coming to them in revenge/anti hero stories. I can’t take many of the antagonists seriously

    • @plasma7819
      @plasma7819 Před rokem +2

      thanos isn't the type of villain to just do shit for 'giggles' like this, though.

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Před rokem

      @@plasma7819 oh yeah?
      Explain this czcams.com/video/JwP9zrEx01g/video.html
      (It’s the same video)

    • @BrandonTheGod
      @BrandonTheGod Před rokem

      @@plasma7819 comic version he most likely is. He’s evil because the girl he wants doesn’t want him😊

  • @thatonenoodle8348
    @thatonenoodle8348 Před rokem +4

    Thanos just trolling this guy

  • @Morec0
    @Morec0 Před rokem +1

    Even demigods need a hobby.

  • @NoxilNobody
    @NoxilNobody Před rokem +7

    I swear the image of thanos using a phone is just so funny

  • @ramirorodriguez9953
    @ramirorodriguez9953 Před 9 měsíci

    David needs to set up a body cam on his next bday and call avengers after

  • @biocapsule7311
    @biocapsule7311 Před rokem +2

    It's not really "evil" so much as pointlessly petty, and up to a certain point, the victim always got used to it.

  • @hitpointsharry1344
    @hitpointsharry1344 Před rokem +3

    I was going to say that this sounds comical... but then I realized that's kind of the point

  • @l7iq
    @l7iq Před rokem +6

    they should make more thanos comics like this

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 Před rokem +1

      It’s 2:30 am and I was about to go on a 3 page rant about why I hate this book so much. But then I saw that your username is “17IQ” and suddenly I’m not frothing at the mouth anymore

    • @bluelandyaandgreenlandya1788
      @bluelandyaandgreenlandya1788 Před rokem

      ​@@daltooinewestwood6380 No, please, go on

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 Před rokem +1

      @@bluelandyaandgreenlandya1788 it’s too late. My late night sleep deprived insanity is gone

    • @limecrewmate5393
      @limecrewmate5393 Před rokem

      @@daltooinewestwood6380 exactly, i thought irl mfs werent this petty

  • @CardiacYew-xt5zq
    @CardiacYew-xt5zq Před rokem +1

    This made me realize how lucky we were to have a cool and compassionate Thanos in the mcu

  • @stuff31
    @stuff31 Před rokem +1

    thanos does a little trolling

  • @francisong94
    @francisong94 Před rokem +4

    It was me, David!
    I know.

  • @blacktopbmx2133
    @blacktopbmx2133 Před rokem +2

    PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING CONTENT!!!!!!! im too poor to afford paperback comics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lewislovelord8977
    @lewislovelord8977 Před rokem +1

    Reminds me of Sabertooth visiting Wolverine decades ago, every birthday. Ripped out his throat and threw him in a river once.

  • @OliverOcelot29
    @OliverOcelot29 Před rokem +3

    unfathomably based

  • @ozmasterofmasks5838
    @ozmasterofmasks5838 Před rokem +1

    3:20
    He had a belt with his name on it? Even the Thanos copter is better than this 😂

  • @veronicabermudez4802
    @veronicabermudez4802 Před rokem +1

    My theory is that someone in the marvel comics HQ got so mad with a guy called david, and made this comic

  • @rsk47reviews59
    @rsk47reviews59 Před rokem +1

    I think David is an immortal, but only Thanos knows this.

  • @michaelcorvin7043
    @michaelcorvin7043 Před 2 měsíci

    Man thanos gives the best gifts for his birthdays jealius 😊

  • @tuuperasus4202
    @tuuperasus4202 Před rokem

    Thanos got the keemstar mentality

  • @karlhorvath3954
    @karlhorvath3954 Před rokem +1

    You'd think David could like... tell the Avengers and they'd do *something*.

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola Před rokem

    This is basically just a yearly quest task for thanos

  • @CroissantWhale
    @CroissantWhale Před 5 měsíci +1

    The funny thing is, thanos actually didn’t get him fired from his job, it happened on coincidence. “You got me fired” “no. Bad luck” “then-?” “Your cat is dead” he just so happened to get fired on his birthday, the day that thanos killed his cat. Thanos literally just showed up to tell him that his cat is dead. Absolutely diabolical.

  • @Artofficial1986
    @Artofficial1986 Před rokem

    Thanos: "We do a little trolling"

  • @runenorderhaug7646
    @runenorderhaug7646 Před rokem +1

    I mean tbh you could actually turn this into a nihilist version of that sandmen scene in another sense where instead david basically accepts thanos prescence as part of his life and kinda enjoys the regular choas becsuse it is part of his experince

  • @commentateur-connaisseur-c1414

    On behalf of David, I shall become a DeadpoolxDeath shipper.

  • @themcknox
    @themcknox Před rokem +1

    Imagine contacting a super hero to try and get them to help with this.
    "Sure. Right. And Thanos comes to you.. some random guy, every year. To ruin your birthday? Sure buddy."

  • @mysticjonin
    @mysticjonin Před rokem +3

    David needs his revenge bruh

  • @tritonwe8937
    @tritonwe8937 Před rokem

    Thanos did a little trolling

  • @pancakepredsident3007

    the fact that David is talking to Thanos like he was some homie isn't gonna pay taxes

    • @dhark0n332
      @dhark0n332 Před 21 dnem

      Imagine the monster in your closet follows you every YEAR even while you have like, 40⁰, you would start getting used to him as well

  • @seankenneth8622
    @seankenneth8622 Před rokem +1

    This is why I feel we needed a proper build up to *Thanos’s* as a villain instead of just showing him in *secret endings* and just putting him in 2 movies. I feel like we should have had a build up to him being the villain we all hate, then we could’ve really accepted him as the boss level villain in *Avengers: Infinity War* & *Avenger: endgame*, like *Wilson Fisk*, ( the one from *Daredevil* T.V series ) we learned a lot about Fisk which contributed a lot to make me hate him as a villain. Also kilgrave ( from *Jessica jones* ) was a good villain, it was a good job done by both the actor and Writer’s of the show

  • @Thebestemerald4
    @Thebestemerald4 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Thanos tryina be like thawn, but I think this is worse. Thawns only existence was to make Barry’s like horrible, but unlike thawn, thanos had many stuff to do but he took time out of his schedule to do the most PEDIEST things possible. Like not even allowing him to drink. And it wasn’t even like an obsession, it was just him being devious for absolutely no reason but “because yes”.

  • @theawesome5496
    @theawesome5496 Před rokem

    This dude's more acting like Reverse Flash than Thanos.

  • @Takeya99
    @Takeya99 Před rokem +1

    It sounds like the story of Job. Tortured to see if his character would stand.

  • @user-dp8rp4oi9g
    @user-dp8rp4oi9g Před měsícem

    Sabertooth be like : Ah , competition .

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn Před rokem

    Reverse Flash: Could this person be one of my people?