Ticked Off Vic: Animal Crackers, Candy Canes & Bacon | VicDiBitetto.net
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Seeing Vic slowly spiraling into insanity is the funniest shit ever
Hysterical!!!
Summary of his career, who is he?
He was so calm at first! Then it all came down
@@dylanmccreight6750 cane down
@@dylanmccreight6750 cane up would be umbrella
I nearly fell off the couch laughing at this one
I was confused until he yelled there fucking cookies
666th like
FOR REAL
Ikr
FUCKING COOKIES
"I don't hate pigs, I eat bacon!" Almost choked on my laughter there.
@@VrilWaffen losing your shit over a month-old comment
@@VrilWaffen Just like how your mother lost 17 years of her life raising a 1/10 son
@@VrilWaffen and you typed out cheese wiz thinking it was funny
@@VrilWaffen you have a pepe pfp you have no humour
@@VrilWaffen
Ya what are you gonna do about it bitch?
My dad doing homework with me:
💀
Oh god the flashbacka rhat traumatized me
“They’re fucking cookies” gets me every time
the "eating an abortion" cracks me up every time
Got me by surprise lmao
It totally caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Me too the most funny line I love
Least unhinged boys' lunch table:
2:55
3:14 this still scares me even if its a video, I can feel his anger lol
Yup
😬what if we hold it like this 😬
THIS IS WHAT CANES LOOK LIKE
@@taylorrevels12 *SO ITS A CANDY CANE LIE THIS, WE DONT HOLD IT LIKE THIS UNLESS ITS AN UMBRELLA YOU F#CKING MORON
SO ITS A CANDY, CANE!
2:56 is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen
funniest shit ive eve seen
The ganondorf meme version is ever crazier 💀
His facial expressions and the way he shakes in anger is fuckin gold
"I'm talking to people who had childhoods like me." Spot on, Vic. Lol.
I had a real childhood. Paved playgrounds, lawn darts , and candy cigarettes. 😎
My childhood was EPIC!!! I loved my childhood
❤️
Now children dont even have swing sets. What is a childhood without that?
@@marktravels9601 to your childhood and you will have the time and effort 3ue
Nobody:
The Boys Lunch Table: 2:54
:\
me to the boys and girls at the lunch table
well if it's nobody, what's the problem then?
@@KalakauaGodHimself You literally have no fucking braincells
@@artificial_S AND girls? We ain't sparing NO gender! These hands be rated E for Everyone 💀
“Listen to me you stupid Twat, and I’m being a gentleman for not using another word.” That entire rant is one of the greatest ever
And even after saying that, he immediately saysto you "Fucking Idiot"
The C word ?
@@gongshow6766 yes
My schizophrenic demons annoying me all day and asking me what im eating
1:51
LMAOO
Best comment here
Me trying to explain to the officer what the previously mentioned demons are doing to my confections 1:51
@@Gumpalf_the_Silly💀
You talkin about kids??😂
1:53 WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICK !!!
Yes it did lol
yes. yes. it did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol! I love it
Lol. He needs to worn us b4 he does that shit 🤣
Lmao he is fucking hilarious!!
Although my Wife and I laughed like crazy, Vic tells it like it is ... AMEN!
75th like
3:30 almost died of laughter
Bro I am IN TEARS and I fell off the couch. I am so happy i found this 😭
We need to ban "banning things"
Mike McGuire paradox
If we ban banning things, we'd need to ban the ban that bans things, it's infinite with no conclusion.
@@neb1745 Its ok, I have a solution. We will just ban the ban that indefinitely bans banning things. That should work
Mike McGuire ✅✅✅
I don't know who you are, but I hope you have a huge family who thinks the same as you. YES! When a PRINCIPAL is concerned about CANDY CANES instead of "let's improve the school, raise the teachers' pay, make sure the kids are well educated", then it is truly getting hopeless.
Because the expression is offensive to pigs-good god! The pigs don't care! This is just out of control.
Girls table during lunch: "Omg I heard that you're dating that boy from the other class"
Boys table during lunch: 2:41
literally js saw that vid lmao
1:53 Made me shit my pants😂😂😂
uh oh stinky
ngl it took me off guard 😅
@@NobleVI_343 stinky poopy
3:14 "what if we held it like this"
my favorite line out of the video.
With all that screaming, Lucy must have been at Home Goods.
I cant breathe 😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure she can hear his rant videos from there too. 😂😂😂
This comment just sent me over the edge 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this guy! Cheers me up everyday!
Ross Williamson 1:53 onward ha ha ha
😂😂😂😂
Me too🙏
Seeing him get so infuriated over just some food is so funny
😂😂😂😂
It's therapy for me. Vic vents,and I feel more relaxed afterwords.
I can relate to this man to 100%
I love pissed off new yorkers so much, their accent is the best thing on planet earth
Me in a mental asylum arguing with the voices in my head
1:48 I like how here he goes from calm to angry so quickly just out of nowhere
Girls lunch table: oh my God Kevin is so cute.
Boys lunch table: 2:22
Vic, you deserve a weekly show on TV.
I'm crying. Like 3:40 in when he throws the cane down and just looks around like, "what can I punch? I want to hit something" 😭🤣🤣🤣
"Its in a generic, typical, plastic bag THEYRE FUCKING COOKIES!"
Him describing the candy cane sounds like Bad Santa taking to a kid
I almost repeated the candy part 100 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s so heroic for PETA to free cookies from a box and put them in bags
I've got tears coming down my face laughing so hard.. Oh god, this was hilarious. 😂😂🤣
I watch this Vlog every Christmas. Laugh my ass off and it brings tears to my eyes. Then I go to church Christmas eve like a good Catholic boy
Watching this on Christmas Eve right now and going to do the same thing.
4:32 when the doctor says that I’m morbidly obese and have to start eating healthy or I will die
Morbidly a beast
At 1:52 I nearly shit myself it was so unexpected
Same here just looked away for a second headphones loud asf then boom my head hit the wall😂
I think that Vic should just stop holding back and just tell us how he really feels
the candy cane rant was an instant sub
boys at lunch table:
I swear this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, his sheer power and anger can be felt across the screen and I love it
Seeing the raw, unbridled anger of a New Yorker is truly an experience to behold
“I’m sorry” apologizes after screaming his lungs out.
Me: What an esteemed gentleman.
I loved those little boxes that the animal crackers came in !! They looked like the train cars the circus transported the animals in.🐒🦁🐆
Then the animal activist mutants ruined it for everyone
It literally still exists, they’re in my cupboard. Everything this guy says is false.
0:10 did his head just expand from the rage?
Attention to details.
@@razzer64bits 💀
LMAO WTF
2:41 remind me to animate this
Animate that
Behold, a reminder
Reminder
Animate it now.
Animate it now.
Vic, I'm tearing with laughter, your HILARIOUS ! Love the way you're all calm,..... then ESCALATE in anger.
🎶 i wanna know, have you ever seen a cane? 🎶
4:52 "BACON AND EGGS!!!"
3:06 What a good rolemodel
Every morning I drink coffee and listen to this amazing guy while driving to work. Its rare that I laugh so hard I tear up.
This man is a comedic genius
I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying! I love you Vic!
Vic these are important issues and I’m glad you’re getting the word out!
Vic. Thank you for making these videos. This is great entertainment.
This is what goes on in my head almost 24/7 these days. Hang in there, Vic.
2:58 my brain during exams
Vic my man...I laughed so hard at this one I had tears in my eyes...OMG was this one funny!! You are the 'Pat Cooper' of the 21 st century... keep up the great work Vic! 2019/20 youll be a star!..
Yea I was crying too
Pat Cooper - that is *perfect*!
Yes...Pat Cooper. Pasquale Caputo.
Bro is that your toe???
4:48-4:51 Holy crap those eyes! OMG 😂
Your the best
Tommy Garbage Stop, bro, you’re the best.
Thanks, are you saying SINATRA IS THE BEST?
Vic is such a great guy. I met him right after his gig in Providence you can tell he really cares about his supporters. He treated us all so well. I hope to catch another one of his shows someday
When he said bears and spit out some animal cracker I laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is madness and Completly agree with you but you had me on the floor laughing!!!. You are amazing!!
1:53 I almost had a heart attack
🤣🤣🤣my two year old sons spirit left his body!
Pure awesomeness
I always come back for the candy cane part 😂
may have been your best one yet
Love ur ticked off Vic videos
Oh that was precious!!!!!!!!!!! My new fave Vic and I have yet to watch them all!
One of vics best
Vic needs to be a grand theft auto character.
Priceless: Animal cookies flying out of Vic's mouth 🤣
“ITS LIKE AN ABORTION, IM EATING AN ABORTION!” I’m dead 😂 💀
Best climax of emotions ever.
Vic jumpscare
1:50
You make me laugh so hard. Thank you and please stay safe!!!
i love this guy
This guy talks like a principal, and i love it.
Best channel on the internet thank you so much sir😉
Man , I love this guy...thank you Vic...keep em coming
“THERE COOKIES!!!” Legitimately made me jump
Girls lunch table: OMG I can't believe Rebecca is dating that nerd
Boy lunch table: 3:03
OMG I'm in tears laughing so hard I put my back out ✌️
I love it,,,thanks Vic...
That look at the end was gold.
Top ten candy cane discussion
Amen brother!👍🇺🇸
I work in retail and I needed this. Thank you.
4:45 "I'm eating an abortion" absolutely hilarious
Vic you should do a piece on the mutants that don't know what "12 Items or less" check-out isles are at food stores. Love your videos you help me and my mother get a laugh in during a stressful day. Much love to you and your family
As a cashier, I praise you’re “12 items or less check out aisles” statement 🙌🙌🙌🙌
@@gabrieldauerheim5027 haha i was once one too , i get it lol
Sad thing is I really think there are more of us then them. We are just too busy working and raising our families to be bothered with all of there nonsense. There has to come a time we fight back.
Why is that sad? We need to outnumber these efffin Idiots👍
fight back? what's that mean?
Working and paying taxes so these idiots can continue to make laws & bans on the populace for personal gains in their political careers.
But don't the cookies Identify themselves as animals?
I am confused.
Tiberius he must have meant that the sad part is that while we outnumber them, were all too busy to do anything about it..🤷🏻♂️
lmao "fight back"? neither "bringing home the bacon" or candy canes have been banned in these past three years, what's there to fight back against? it's all just news outlets or organizations making some bizarre claim so their name can be shared across millions of geriatric people's facebook accounts.
*_" He said it, calmly "_*
If filthy frank was Italian
I love him
I have watched this 9 or 10 times but tonight it hit me harder than before. I was laughing so hard I was doubling over especially when he said " They're fucking cookies!" OMG Vic you're the best cure for the blues I've found!
I only recently discovered you Vic, but you've got a new subscriber! Love your stuff, keep 'em comin' buddy. But yeah, don't give yourself a heart attack, not worth it. Merry Christmas to ya!
Awww he listened to me and others💜💜💜💜 God bless u
1:53 THEIR F**KING COOKIES! THEIR COOKIES!
Vic you are so right, the world has wacky people but at least you are normal