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  • @edo7382
    @edo7382 Před 2 lety +4768

    Seeing Vic slowly spiraling into insanity is the funniest shit ever

  • @jasonteal4618
    @jasonteal4618 Před 4 lety +3670

    I nearly fell off the couch laughing at this one

  • @pineapplepodcast7445
    @pineapplepodcast7445 Před rokem +2564

    "I don't hate pigs, I eat bacon!" Almost choked on my laughter there.

  • @Datboi-oo1ys
    @Datboi-oo1ys Před rokem +220

    My dad doing homework with me:

  • @KevinL205
    @KevinL205 Před rokem +819

    “They’re fucking cookies” gets me every time

  • @Cheesy_33
    @Cheesy_33 Před rokem +115

    Least unhinged boys' lunch table:

  • @speedycrack
    @speedycrack Před 2 lety +1818

    3:14 this still scares me even if its a video, I can feel his anger lol

  • @worshiptheanimal
    @worshiptheanimal Před rokem +631

    2:56 is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @danielstojevich819
    @danielstojevich819 Před 5 lety +2154

    "I'm talking to people who had childhoods like me." Spot on, Vic. Lol.

    • @marktravels9601
      @marktravels9601 Před 4 lety +28

      I had a real childhood. Paved playgrounds, lawn darts , and candy cigarettes. 😎

    • @feliciatoliver5800
      @feliciatoliver5800 Před 4 lety +5

      My childhood was EPIC!!! I loved my childhood

    • @kathleendestefano5577
      @kathleendestefano5577 Před 2 lety +3

      ❤️

    • @theoldworld6334
      @theoldworld6334 Před 2 lety +1

      Now children dont even have swing sets. What is a childhood without that?

    • @water_fridge2770
      @water_fridge2770 Před 2 lety

      @@marktravels9601 to your childhood and you will have the time and effort 3ue

  • @articzlol
    @articzlol Před 2 lety +249

    Nobody:
    The Boys Lunch Table: 2:54

    • @maryjanehansen7947
      @maryjanehansen7947 Před rokem

      :\

    • @artificial_S
      @artificial_S Před rokem +13

      me to the boys and girls at the lunch table

    • @KalakauaGodHimself
      @KalakauaGodHimself Před 2 měsíci +1

      well if it's nobody, what's the problem then?

    • @articzlol
      @articzlol Před 2 měsíci

      @@KalakauaGodHimself You literally have no fucking braincells

    • @TMHLBPFan
      @TMHLBPFan Před měsícem

      @@artificial_S AND girls? We ain't sparing NO gender! These hands be rated E for Everyone 💀

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Před rokem +150

    “Listen to me you stupid Twat, and I’m being a gentleman for not using another word.” That entire rant is one of the greatest ever

    • @eeeeeeee_e
      @eeeeeeee_e Před 4 měsíci

      And even after saying that, he immediately saysto you "Fucking Idiot"

    • @gongshow6766
      @gongshow6766 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The C word ?

    • @poopmaster
      @poopmaster Před 5 hodinami

      @@gongshow6766 yes

  • @clown_z0404
    @clown_z0404 Před 2 lety +333

    My schizophrenic demons annoying me all day and asking me what im eating
    1:51

  • @TravelsChases
    @TravelsChases Před 5 lety +556

    1:53 WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICK !!!

  • @zerep11
    @zerep11 Před 5 lety +802

    Although my Wife and I laughed like crazy, Vic tells it like it is ... AMEN!

  • @roytheboy3958
    @roytheboy3958 Před 2 lety +76

    3:30 almost died of laughter

  • @cjgaming3605
    @cjgaming3605 Před rokem +269

    Bro I am IN TEARS and I fell off the couch. I am so happy i found this 😭

  • @njunderground82
    @njunderground82 Před 5 lety +1349

    We need to ban "banning things"

    • @localboys7449
      @localboys7449 Před 5 lety +21

      Mike McGuire paradox

    • @neb1745
      @neb1745 Před 4 lety +67

      If we ban banning things, we'd need to ban the ban that bans things, it's infinite with no conclusion.

    • @daboy380
      @daboy380 Před 4 lety +29

      @@neb1745 Its ok, I have a solution. We will just ban the ban that indefinitely bans banning things. That should work

    • @markcollins5464
      @markcollins5464 Před 4 lety +5

      Mike McGuire ✅✅✅

    • @billd3356
      @billd3356 Před 4 lety +9

      I don't know who you are, but I hope you have a huge family who thinks the same as you. YES! When a PRINCIPAL is concerned about CANDY CANES instead of "let's improve the school, raise the teachers' pay, make sure the kids are well educated", then it is truly getting hopeless.
      Because the expression is offensive to pigs-good god! The pigs don't care! This is just out of control.

  • @hexilus01
    @hexilus01 Před 8 měsíci +34

    Girls table during lunch: "Omg I heard that you're dating that boy from the other class"
    Boys table during lunch: 2:41

    • @1290jedn
      @1290jedn Před měsícem +1

      literally js saw that vid lmao

  • @hunchosway6407
    @hunchosway6407 Před 5 lety +167

    1:53 Made me shit my pants😂😂😂

  • @LoganLatios
    @LoganLatios Před 11 měsíci +13

    3:14 "what if we held it like this"
    my favorite line out of the video.

  • @oldawg100
    @oldawg100 Před 5 lety +483

    With all that screaming, Lucy must have been at Home Goods.

  • @rosswilliamson6664
    @rosswilliamson6664 Před 5 lety +645

    I love this guy! Cheers me up everyday!

    • @MarkMcNeel13
      @MarkMcNeel13 Před 4 lety +2

      Ross Williamson 1:53 onward ha ha ha
      😂😂😂😂

    • @limbo.3048
      @limbo.3048 Před 4 lety +3

      Me too🙏

  • @dum_tard5528
    @dum_tard5528 Před rokem +98

    Seeing him get so infuriated over just some food is so funny

  • @kenpalmer9536
    @kenpalmer9536 Před 4 lety +196

    It's therapy for me. Vic vents,and I feel more relaxed afterwords.

  • @manfredjorgensen4137
    @manfredjorgensen4137 Před rokem +60

    I can relate to this man to 100%

  • @SkoolConnor
    @SkoolConnor Před rokem +16

    I love pissed off new yorkers so much, their accent is the best thing on planet earth

  • @aniceusername452
    @aniceusername452 Před rokem +27

    Me in a mental asylum arguing with the voices in my head

  • @Thesportsman458
    @Thesportsman458 Před rokem +22

    1:48 I like how here he goes from calm to angry so quickly just out of nowhere

  • @TheAngrySlavTendy18
    @TheAngrySlavTendy18 Před rokem +25

    Girls lunch table: oh my God Kevin is so cute.
    Boys lunch table: 2:22

  • @Yaz-pn9py
    @Yaz-pn9py Před 5 lety +75

    Vic, you deserve a weekly show on TV.

  • @bigfloridapimp
    @bigfloridapimp Před rokem +21

    I'm crying. Like 3:40 in when he throws the cane down and just looks around like, "what can I punch? I want to hit something" 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @budsydnoh8611
    @budsydnoh8611 Před rokem +4

    "Its in a generic, typical, plastic bag THEYRE FUCKING COOKIES!"

  • @SteelBump8
    @SteelBump8 Před rokem +16

    Him describing the candy cane sounds like Bad Santa taking to a kid

  • @10HSH
    @10HSH Před rokem +54

    I almost repeated the candy part 100 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bondwiththebroccoli1291
    @bondwiththebroccoli1291 Před 3 lety +25

    It’s so heroic for PETA to free cookies from a box and put them in bags

  • @mysteryguest9555
    @mysteryguest9555 Před 4 lety +95

    I've got tears coming down my face laughing so hard.. Oh god, this was hilarious. 😂😂🤣

  • @waynechernick3526
    @waynechernick3526 Před 4 lety +77

    I watch this Vlog every Christmas. Laugh my ass off and it brings tears to my eyes. Then I go to church Christmas eve like a good Catholic boy

    • @kirkwahmmett1666
      @kirkwahmmett1666 Před rokem +1

      Watching this on Christmas Eve right now and going to do the same thing.

  • @poibuub456
    @poibuub456 Před rokem +34

    4:32 when the doctor says that I’m morbidly obese and have to start eating healthy or I will die

  • @bcghost3079
    @bcghost3079 Před rokem +13

    At 1:52 I nearly shit myself it was so unexpected

    • @BizzareSaiyan2000-cx7iz
      @BizzareSaiyan2000-cx7iz Před 10 měsíci +1

      Same here just looked away for a second headphones loud asf then boom my head hit the wall😂

  • @allendista
    @allendista Před 4 lety +120

    I think that Vic should just stop holding back and just tell us how he really feels

  • @fishii8237
    @fishii8237 Před rokem +10

    the candy cane rant was an instant sub

  • @sufferidol8757
    @sufferidol8757 Před 2 lety +6

    boys at lunch table:

  • @DeltaXK144
    @DeltaXK144 Před měsícem +2

    I swear this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, his sheer power and anger can be felt across the screen and I love it

  • @cliffemall7984
    @cliffemall7984 Před rokem +17

    Seeing the raw, unbridled anger of a New Yorker is truly an experience to behold

  • @WhatIsKonscience
    @WhatIsKonscience Před rokem +11

    “I’m sorry” apologizes after screaming his lungs out.
    Me: What an esteemed gentleman.

  • @marktravels9601
    @marktravels9601 Před 4 lety +122

    I loved those little boxes that the animal crackers came in !! They looked like the train cars the circus transported the animals in.🐒🦁🐆

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 Před rokem +9

      Then the animal activist mutants ruined it for everyone

    • @hes_alive
      @hes_alive Před rokem +1

      It literally still exists, they’re in my cupboard. Everything this guy says is false.

  • @ImCoveredInFoamDawg
    @ImCoveredInFoamDawg Před rokem +19

    0:10 did his head just expand from the rage?

  • @CamTheCan
    @CamTheCan Před 2 lety +27

    2:41 remind me to animate this

  • @elprgone
    @elprgone Před 4 lety +19

    Vic, I'm tearing with laughter, your HILARIOUS ! Love the way you're all calm,..... then ESCALATE in anger.

  • @osamafart
    @osamafart Před 19 dny +2

    🎶 i wanna know, have you ever seen a cane? 🎶

  • @frozenray0079
    @frozenray0079 Před 5 lety +11

    4:52 "BACON AND EGGS!!!"

  • @ShaneyWainy
    @ShaneyWainy Před rokem +3

    3:06 What a good rolemodel

  • @aegith1816
    @aegith1816 Před 4 lety +4

    Every morning I drink coffee and listen to this amazing guy while driving to work. Its rare that I laugh so hard I tear up.

  • @safal42
    @safal42 Před rokem +12

    This man is a comedic genius

  • @sharonstutzman2355
    @sharonstutzman2355 Před 4 lety +20

    I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying! I love you Vic!

  • @GlenCat88
    @GlenCat88 Před 5 lety +19

    Vic these are important issues and I’m glad you’re getting the word out!

  • @jeremyspencer4464
    @jeremyspencer4464 Před 5 lety +7

    Vic. Thank you for making these videos. This is great entertainment.

  • @socalbeeguy8041
    @socalbeeguy8041 Před 5 lety +7

    This is what goes on in my head almost 24/7 these days. Hang in there, Vic.

  • @neevsocha5310
    @neevsocha5310 Před 9 měsíci +2

    2:58 my brain during exams

  • @danperlman3185
    @danperlman3185 Před 5 lety +100

    Vic my man...I laughed so hard at this one I had tears in my eyes...OMG was this one funny!! You are the 'Pat Cooper' of the 21 st century... keep up the great work Vic! 2019/20 youll be a star!..

  • @josephscaduto9971
    @josephscaduto9971 Před 5 lety +11

    4:48-4:51 Holy crap those eyes! OMG 😂

  • @asapt2349
    @asapt2349 Před 6 měsíci

    Vic is such a great guy. I met him right after his gig in Providence you can tell he really cares about his supporters. He treated us all so well. I hope to catch another one of his shows someday

  • @JustinGames21
    @JustinGames21 Před rokem +5

    When he said bears and spit out some animal cracker I laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @littlestevey4172
    @littlestevey4172 Před 5 lety +22

    It is madness and Completly agree with you but you had me on the floor laughing!!!. You are amazing!!

  • @tristanfort5158
    @tristanfort5158 Před 4 lety +8

    1:53 I almost had a heart attack

    • @nzneo643
      @nzneo643 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣my two year old sons spirit left his body!

  • @williammueller768
    @williammueller768 Před 5 lety

    Pure awesomeness

  • @tenyearsinthejoint1
    @tenyearsinthejoint1 Před měsícem +1

    I always come back for the candy cane part 😂

  • @Adam-lg5ik
    @Adam-lg5ik Před 5 lety +17

    may have been your best one yet

  • @stevenmosseri6228
    @stevenmosseri6228 Před 5 lety +4

    Love ur ticked off Vic videos

  • @h2so4eatssatan
    @h2so4eatssatan Před 5 lety

    Oh that was precious!!!!!!!!!!! My new fave Vic and I have yet to watch them all!

  • @Pacer-uv1hy
    @Pacer-uv1hy Před 3 lety

    One of vics best

  • @TescoTuber
    @TescoTuber Před rokem +4

    Vic needs to be a grand theft auto character.

  • @jimschuman9926
    @jimschuman9926 Před 5 lety +4

    Priceless: Animal cookies flying out of Vic's mouth 🤣

  • @Bendylover414
    @Bendylover414 Před 2 měsíci

    “ITS LIKE AN ABORTION, IM EATING AN ABORTION!” I’m dead 😂 💀

  • @creedence999
    @creedence999 Před rokem +1

    Best climax of emotions ever.

  • @guypowerstrength5837
    @guypowerstrength5837 Před rokem +6

    Vic jumpscare

  • @joannascheall8579
    @joannascheall8579 Před 3 lety +5

    You make me laugh so hard. Thank you and please stay safe!!!

  • @greenstonecafe2016
    @greenstonecafe2016 Před rokem

    i love this guy

  • @thisisanameyoudontlike9226

    This guy talks like a principal, and i love it.

  • @josephb.cartier8960
    @josephb.cartier8960 Před 5 lety +3

    Best channel on the internet thank you so much sir😉

  • @davidguilliaum7828
    @davidguilliaum7828 Před 4 lety +1

    Man , I love this guy...thank you Vic...keep em coming

  • @parmesan5150
    @parmesan5150 Před rokem +1

    “THERE COOKIES!!!” Legitimately made me jump

  • @basedchad4591
    @basedchad4591 Před 2 lety +19

    Girls lunch table: OMG I can't believe Rebecca is dating that nerd
    Boy lunch table: 3:03

  • @johnnysouth4982
    @johnnysouth4982 Před 5 lety +7

    OMG I'm in tears laughing so hard I put my back out ✌️

  • @elv399
    @elv399 Před 4 lety

    I love it,,,thanks Vic...

  • @agoose2730
    @agoose2730 Před měsícem

    That look at the end was gold.

  • @someengineermain6803
    @someengineermain6803 Před rokem +4

    Top ten candy cane discussion

  • @smokeeater8387
    @smokeeater8387 Před 5 lety +17

    Amen brother!👍🇺🇸

  • @napolzin
    @napolzin Před rokem +1

    I work in retail and I needed this. Thank you.

  • @user-ww4yt4du2s
    @user-ww4yt4du2s Před měsícem +1

    4:45 "I'm eating an abortion" absolutely hilarious

  • @GundamWing725
    @GundamWing725 Před 5 lety +43

    Vic you should do a piece on the mutants that don't know what "12 Items or less" check-out isles are at food stores. Love your videos you help me and my mother get a laugh in during a stressful day. Much love to you and your family

    • @gabrieldauerheim5027
      @gabrieldauerheim5027 Před 11 měsíci +1

      As a cashier, I praise you’re “12 items or less check out aisles” statement 🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @GundamWing725
      @GundamWing725 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@gabrieldauerheim5027 haha i was once one too , i get it lol

  • @michaeldenave1615
    @michaeldenave1615 Před 5 lety +84

    Sad thing is I really think there are more of us then them. We are just too busy working and raising our families to be bothered with all of there nonsense. There has to come a time we fight back.

    • @tiberiuskirk6714
      @tiberiuskirk6714 Před 5 lety +2

      Why is that sad? We need to outnumber these efffin Idiots👍

    • @twist3d537
      @twist3d537 Před 4 lety +3

      fight back? what's that mean?

    • @jesseseonza2929
      @jesseseonza2929 Před 4 lety +1

      Working and paying taxes so these idiots can continue to make laws & bans on the populace for personal gains in their political careers.
      But don't the cookies Identify themselves as animals?
      I am confused.

    • @alextheskaterdude07
      @alextheskaterdude07 Před 4 lety +1

      Tiberius he must have meant that the sad part is that while we outnumber them, were all too busy to do anything about it..🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 Před 2 lety

      lmao "fight back"? neither "bringing home the bacon" or candy canes have been banned in these past three years, what's there to fight back against? it's all just news outlets or organizations making some bizarre claim so their name can be shared across millions of geriatric people's facebook accounts.

  • @Kyuuwai
    @Kyuuwai Před 10 měsíci +2

    *_" He said it, calmly "_*

  • @ortiz8769
    @ortiz8769 Před rokem +4

    If filthy frank was Italian

  • @user-rp9ht1sy9n
    @user-rp9ht1sy9n Před 11 měsíci

    I love him

  • @135hpgurl
    @135hpgurl Před 3 lety +3

    I have watched this 9 or 10 times but tonight it hit me harder than before. I was laughing so hard I was doubling over especially when he said " They're fucking cookies!" OMG Vic you're the best cure for the blues I've found!

  • @FlyHeadCement
    @FlyHeadCement Před 5 lety +13

    I only recently discovered you Vic, but you've got a new subscriber! Love your stuff, keep 'em comin' buddy. But yeah, don't give yourself a heart attack, not worth it. Merry Christmas to ya!

  • @dalegribble5661
    @dalegribble5661 Před 4 lety

    Awww he listened to me and others💜💜💜💜 God bless u

  • @SportsTalkWithWill2024
    @SportsTalkWithWill2024 Před 3 lety +1

    1:53 THEIR F**KING COOKIES! THEIR COOKIES!

  • @viper9857
    @viper9857 Před 5 lety +16

    Vic you are so right, the world has wacky people but at least you are normal