American Dad - Stan’s Childhood (Compilation)

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    Re-uploaded for editing reasons.
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  • @somerandomarmydude
    @somerandomarmydude Před 2 lety +6431

    No wonder Stan became a CIA Officer. With so many people he's kidnapped.

    • @hermatred572
      @hermatred572 Před 2 lety +87

      They're dead

    • @bleppyboo5969
      @bleppyboo5969 Před 2 lety +177

      @@hermatred572 nah, they're all on an island.

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 Před 2 lety +54

      Plot twist: Bullock caught wind of the people he's been kidnapping since he was a kid & realized his his potential as a CIA Agent

    • @jackster9775
      @jackster9775 Před 2 lety +82

      @@cosmicmcmoon5773 no. I think Stan accidentally got one of their agents and Bullock is trying to locate the island.
      Think about it. Stan has committed fireable offense after fireable offense. With no problem from Bullock.

    • @creeperzombie6996
      @creeperzombie6996 Před 2 lety +9

      The whole CIA it's not a Saint, they Made dirty anticommunist propaganda.

  • @Marjorie_But_A_Commentator
    @Marjorie_But_A_Commentator Před 2 lety +5526

    This guy could rival Doofenshmirts with all of his sob stories.

    • @Merdicano
      @Merdicano Před 2 lety +411

      Man, Doofensmirtz stories are literal misery, like, it's incredible how much empathy and "positive outlook" he has despite being a villain 😂

    • @KAAAAAAAAGH
      @KAAAAAAAAGH Před 2 lety +317

      Stan's parents were there when he was born, Doofenshmirts' parents failed to show up

    • @Merdicano
      @Merdicano Před 2 lety +134

      @@KAAAAAAAAGH That's a very objective and literal way to describe it, because they literally NEVER showed up, heck, they even left the freaking hospital once he got out her mother's womb, lol

    • @KAAAAAAAAGH
      @KAAAAAAAAGH Před 2 lety +87

      @@Merdicano they even made him the family gnome

    • @Merdicano
      @Merdicano Před 2 lety +49

      @@KAAAAAAAAGH Ik 😂, and made him wear Roger's potential female dresses believing that he would have been a girl

  • @2numba9s
    @2numba9s Před 2 lety +1320

    I love the dialogue in this show-
    "At that point I was sure I was going to be molested, but it was even better"

  • @christophercervantes5753
    @christophercervantes5753 Před 2 lety +1837

    Stan’s childhood was sad and disturbing..

    • @alicemann2830
      @alicemann2830 Před 2 lety +36

      Ah seen more disturbing seth's not even trying though clever who think kids will get the upper hand in this sorta thing 3:07 I blame children of the corn they've killed the adults in town

  • @To-New-Beginnings.
    @To-New-Beginnings. Před 2 lety +2979

    Stan: Daddy will read to me?.
    Jack: Who the hell are you. 😂

  • @kryptonianotaku4975
    @kryptonianotaku4975 Před 2 lety +1456

    While Stan isn’t a perfect dad he looks like a Saint compared to Jack.

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 Před 2 lety +130

      Pretty much all Stan's childhood issues can be traced back to his dad... & to a lesser extent his mom lol

    • @kryptonianotaku4975
      @kryptonianotaku4975 Před 2 lety +52

      @@cosmicmcmoon5773 pretty much. At least he tried to be better and most of time learns his lesson

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 Před 2 lety +32

      @@kryptonianotaku4975 Tru for Stan's faults w/ his kids I think Steve & Hayley will turn out better adjusted than he is... or @ least based on what I've seen in 'Future Smiths' episodes

    • @kryptonianotaku4975
      @kryptonianotaku4975 Před 2 lety +16

      @@cosmicmcmoon5773 true in most of the future versions Steve and Hayley are doing pretty well for themselves

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Před 10 měsíci +4

      No, he doesn't. Being a shitty father in a different way is still a shitty father. A lot of people point out how Stan "hasn't abandoned his family," as if that's some great thing, but sometimes having an abusive parent(s) stay in the picture is even worse. Shit, both of my "parents" are still together (though they definitely shouldn't be) and have been "around" all my life, but they have been nothing but toxic (including verbal, mental, and even physical abuse) that entire time. I have severe depression and anxiety because of the trauma they've put me through. And due to that, I am looked down on and ostracized by most people. They'll tell me I'm a good person and friend, but, since I haven't been able to obtain all the things society has convinced its members as the only things that give people worth and value, nothing I do have to offer is good enough. If I'd been without their toxic presence in my life tearing me down, maybe things would have turned out differently.

  • @RyanKufang1
    @RyanKufang1 Před 2 lety +3457

    Can we take in that Stan around the age of 6 or so had absolutely brutal abduction skills he’s not even in the CIA and he took out those guys with little to no problems

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 Před 2 lety +204

      He was a born agent.

    • @animefan2454
      @animefan2454 Před 2 lety +84

      And somehow dumped them on a island

    • @jacklau2558
      @jacklau2558 Před 2 lety +25

      How'd you think he got in.

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 Před 2 lety +67

      Its more impressive that he somehow managed to send about a minimum of 10 people to a deserted island before he was 18

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 Před 2 lety +20

      it's nothing special;
      guys going after single moms aren't exactly looking at the kid(s)

  • @WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267
    @WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267 Před 2 lety +1341

    All of Stans problems stem from his mother and fathers bad relationship.

    • @wifilostconnection5992
      @wifilostconnection5992 Před 2 lety +36

      mainly his father his mother and him have a very close relationship

    • @alicemann2830
      @alicemann2830 Před 2 lety +7

      Oh brother is that totes obvi. Welk people do say that's another way bullies are made I mean how nice is utter neglect ?

    • @thefrieguy4328
      @thefrieguy4328 Před 2 lety

      Kind of like us

    • @senabecool7232
      @senabecool7232 Před 2 lety +1

      isn't this Bojack horseman

    • @HELLO_KORO
      @HELLO_KORO Před 2 lety +1

      That's how it is for most if us

  • @michaelsaxonson251
    @michaelsaxonson251 Před 2 lety +711

    That bit where he’s enjoying seeing his awful childhood reminds me of many trips I’ve been in with my own father to his hometown in West Virginia. “There’s the coal pile where we used to play army”

    • @deadlyninja6214
      @deadlyninja6214 Před 2 lety +47

      If you think about it it shows that he was more grateful of where he lived even though it was the hood, this is a fact I can relate because when I was born I lived in the hood, and I enjoyed living in there, despite the negatives.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL Před 11 měsíci +9

      Holy Hell that's depressing

    • @Idk-dm9zg
      @Idk-dm9zg Před 4 měsíci

      Honestly i see It as pretty cool. He's happy with what hes got, its not like having more makes your life necessarily more pleasureable​@@MASTEROFEVIL

    • @apeasant8550
      @apeasant8550 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Y'know going back to see my first home I just realized we lived in the ghetto, sure there were gunshots almost every other night and would see cops patrol the area half the time and knowing the house across the street was a drug dealer( nice guy helped during Harvey and Ike) it wasnt all bad.

  • @RedHearts178
    @RedHearts178 Před 2 lety +688

    the harlem globetrotter story was honestly so wholesome

    • @yanniskarageorgiou3573
      @yanniskarageorgiou3573 Před 2 lety +34

      11:40 was the best part lol

    • @Mister_Oddity
      @Mister_Oddity Před 2 lety +54

      Good thing the globetrotters didn't abandon him
      But his dad did, so that's way worse, cause that's never going away

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 Před 2 lety +41

      There's a real story that's somewhat similar. A kid in the 80s lost his parents to gang violence in Compton and the Globetrotters took him on the road for a few months until the courts found a suitable relative for him to live with. Take this with a grain of salt though. It's a story that was in one of the 80s Globetrotter's biographies, but there aren't really any sources to back it up. Nothing contradicts it and people who saw shows that year do remember a young ball boy at a lot of shows, but still no real hard evidence. Personally, I think it did happen.

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 Před 2 lety +670

    When you come to the realization that Stan could’ve grown up to be ALLOT worse

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 Před 2 lety

      He should've been just a rogue serial killer. At least he learned to channel it.

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Před 2 lety +2683

    “Oh Stan, How come I’ve never heard of this tree father?”
    “I took you there several times! We had our wedding there!”😑
    “Oh, I thought you were just a cheap asshole.”

    • @creeper2635
      @creeper2635 Před 2 lety +27

      Not even funny thats just fucked. I don't even care that its not real.

    • @generic8618
      @generic8618 Před 2 lety +10

      @@creeper2635 how

    • @Zerospawnn
      @Zerospawnn Před 2 lety +26

      @@creeper2635 its actually hilarious 😂

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 Před 2 lety +7

      @@creeper2635 You gotta learn to enjoy shit man

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL Před 11 měsíci +30

      The continuity is always changing. In another episode they got married in a factory after Stan's first choice pushed it back

  • @seannatepokeleague3358
    @seannatepokeleague3358 Před 2 lety +692

    I will never think of knockout the same after hearing his voice actor being stans dad

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 Před 2 lety +66

      I'm going to blow your mind even further: he was also the voice of Cosmo on the Fairly Odd Parents.

    • @Azmina_the_warlock
      @Azmina_the_warlock Před 2 lety +18

      And Spotswoode in Team America

    • @eastsidepeezy7514
      @eastsidepeezy7514 Před 2 lety +13

      @@newguy371 and Larry the lobster

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 Před 2 lety +8

      @@eastsidepeezy7514 I'm pretty sure that's Doug Lawrence, not Daran Norris.

    • @DarkKnightTrinity
      @DarkKnightTrinity Před 2 lety +13

      He's been in so much stuff, I actually didn't recognize his voice at all here.

  • @jaybudz1620
    @jaybudz1620 Před 2 lety +263

    "I'm in a meeting"
    *Is sat on a deckchair watering the lawn*
    Me too

  • @GreenBro11
    @GreenBro11 Před 2 lety +3534

    We know Stan's dad was bad but does anyone talk about how his mom was pretty awful too?

    • @Cloud4012
      @Cloud4012 Před 2 lety +355

      Hey she may have been awful but at least she stuck around

    • @curtiscousins8220
      @curtiscousins8220 Před 2 lety +452

      @@Cloud4012 as someone who's mom barely reaches out to me, I'm thankful it's that way. Sometimes the kid is worse off with than without

    • @GreenBro11
      @GreenBro11 Před 2 lety +402

      @@Cloud4012 I guess that's better than ditching him like his dad. But she did blame him for his dad leaving and made him kill his dog. Between the two of them it's a miracle Stan is even a passable father at all.

    • @phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182
      @phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182 Před 2 lety +141

      @@GreenBro11 he also did her taxes and she took away his doll

    • @alicemann2830
      @alicemann2830 Před 2 lety +31

      I know she made him kill Freddy 😐😤😭😭 (crying) 🐕🔫

  • @adamharris7775
    @adamharris7775 Před 2 lety +301

    In/during Stan’s childhood, Stan got bullied by Stelio.

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 Před 2 lety +51

      You know your bully is a professional when he shows up with his own theme song on a boom box.

    • @edm240b9
      @edm240b9  Před 2 lety +15

      I wanted this compilation to focus on his younger years, not really as a teenager when we bullied by Stelio.

    • @cassanateli
      @cassanateli Před 2 lety +1

      @@edm240b9 If you’re taking requests I’d love to see a compilation of overly-confident Steve

  • @Vezon2121
    @Vezon2121 Před 11 měsíci +115

    "who the hell are you" is probably the funniest thing to come out of this show. The delivery, the context. all so amazing

    • @Stupid33
      @Stupid33 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Stan’s voice just sounds like him imitating himself 😂😂

  • @kombatserbia6034
    @kombatserbia6034 Před 2 lety +530

    what makes this even more sad, that his storries have different types of his dad leaving him :(

    • @badtaketom7116
      @badtaketom7116 Před 2 lety +99

      Most likely these have all happened, its just that jack has entered and left stans life multiple times, which I'm sure is more damaging to a child's psyche. 😔

    • @womanofdemise1661
      @womanofdemise1661 Před 2 lety +57

      @@badtaketom7116 I think he said he left multiple times, plus Stan is different ages each backstory.

  • @vincentramos8292
    @vincentramos8292 Před 2 lety +431

    "Oh god not that guy again" best way to end it lmaoo

    • @edm240b9
      @edm240b9  Před 2 lety +18

      Thank you. I thought the same thing.

  • @thatcreepygirl
    @thatcreepygirl Před 3 lety +7394

    It seems that Stan is a pretty good father compared to his own
    Upd: Holy shit, it's been two years, and you people are still arguing about it. Man, i love CZcams.

    • @edm240b9
      @edm240b9  Před 3 lety +839

      Ehhhh…..I don’t know about that. The man has shot and harpooned his wife, even framing her for a murder she didn’t commit so he didn’t have to hear her say “I told you so”, twice stabbed and tasered his son, not to mention sending him to sex adversion therapy camp to avoid talking to him about sex and leaving him at a Sesame Street on ice performance like his dad did at the Globetrotters game, poorly reconstructed his daughter’s face simply to avoid responsibility for messing up the town’s mural and indoctrinated her into an CIA mind control experiment, and once pushed his family to the brink of mental collapse only to get $10 per month off his wife’s new car.
      Not saying Jack’s any better, and I do feel bad for Stan because what he went through definitely contributes to his parenting style, but the guy’s not really “father of the year” material.

    • @demonkingzz7360
      @demonkingzz7360 Před 3 lety +106

      @@edm240b9 fax

    • @Coyoteprime
      @Coyoteprime Před 2 lety +124

      Brother Stan should’ve punched or fought his father just when he returned instead of being a kissup. I know the Bible says “Honor thou mother and father” but I doubt he meant this way.
      Seriously if I had to guess if Stan fought his dad and won he could’ve been a better man and would’ve been therapeutic.

    • @999madgamer
      @999madgamer Před 2 lety +83

      @@edm240b9 let his wife go to prison cause he wanted her to take care of her own problems, memory wiped the family multiple times because he didn't like there Fathers day gifts, bullying his son for some lesson, hypnotizing his wife so she can forget the things she wants Stan to do, nearly killing himself and his wife because he wanted to re-live his past memories, erasing his wife's memory because HE forgot his anniversary and in a separate episode also lobotomized her because of the same reason, when Roger was hunting the family in a space station he completely abandoned them, having his family think it's the end of the worlds so they can depend on him, using a body double to stay with his wife so he can go out with the old high school prom queen, saying to his wife that he only married her for her looks, locking up his wife because he believed his father (the one that abandoned him) over her, make a robot avatar to almost have sex with his son, have the neighbors and family relocated by the CIA because they didn't like him and made fun of him, when Francine was pregnant with Hayley he had them go on vacation in Africa where she went in to labor and gave birth to her and the first thing he said to his Wife was "when's breakfast", he put in a simulation so he doesn't have to go on vacation with them, and many other thing.
      and that's only the things he did to his family not other people.

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles Před 2 lety +5

      @@edm240b9 Thst doesn't count

  • @zwadstheiguana6696
    @zwadstheiguana6696 Před 2 lety +1729

    stan went from
    "I don't wanna talk about father Roy"
    to
    "I may be the reason father Roy needs therapy"

  • @scottyoshihara2458
    @scottyoshihara2458 Před 2 lety +1489

    I have two questions,
    One: how did Stan get chloroform as a kid?
    Two: how old is Stan if he was a child in 1988?

    • @codieomeallain6635
      @codieomeallain6635 Před 2 lety +253

      Do not know how he got chloroform but going off him learning about the sun I would guess third form, which would make him 8-10 in 1988 so he was born 1978-1980 making him 41-43 years old in the current year however the show began in 2005 which would make him 25 at that time, far too young to be married and have two teenage children so all of this was a long winded way to say that the writers do not care about the timeline, thus the timeline is nonsensical, and it was foolish of you to expect more from a comedy cartoon whose episodes have been established to only affect one another in order to further a joke.

    • @Aquamarinix_
      @Aquamarinix_ Před 2 lety +29

      Animation not known for using logic

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Před 2 lety +8

      Do math

    • @DanielSilva-ke1uy
      @DanielSilva-ke1uy Před 2 lety +17

      Acetone and Bleach. 50/50. High drug in Brazil, called Loló, but It's Just really strong Chloroform.

    • @alicemann2830
      @alicemann2830 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah that tombstone in the 3rd Valentine's day ep said '64 or something

  • @and_gelitan
    @and_gelitan Před 10 měsíci +120

    You know stan’s dad is the most neglectful parent that even a tree took care of his soon better than stan’s dad could ever give to his son.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g Před 2 lety +919

    So he took his mom's boyfriends out, as in he killed them, yet on one episode it's revealed that he'd never actually killed anyone and was faking it the entire time?

    • @edm240b9
      @edm240b9  Před 2 lety +493

      No, he was putting them all on a deserted island

    • @angramainyu9220
      @angramainyu9220 Před 2 lety +156

      He didn't kill any of them.

    • @robowolfgaming8775
      @robowolfgaming8775 Před 2 lety +258

      Later in that episode, it's revealed that he didn't kill any of his mom's ex-boyfriends. He just dumped them all on a deserted island

    • @fatcat1
      @fatcat1 Před 2 lety +25

      "Betty! Betty! Betty!"

    • @powpowouchy5
      @powpowouchy5 Před 2 lety +13

      @@edm240b9 that’s dedication

  • @isaiahnavarro8268
    @isaiahnavarro8268 Před 2 lety +221

    “Who the hell are you” part just killed me 😭😭😭

  • @ulrichwarthen
    @ulrichwarthen Před 2 lety +116

    6:15 damn, compared to Stan's actual dad this guy is actually a pretty good dad. He at least seems to have interacted with Stan 😂

  • @grimlock3229
    @grimlock3229 Před 2 lety +260

    We just not gonna mention the fact that stan just took out Grandpa Max at 1:13 ? Man, Ben and Gwen must be worried sick lol

  • @checksyllabus4062
    @checksyllabus4062 Před 2 lety +78

    I like how consistent his childhood was

  • @pietro9845
    @pietro9845 Před 2 lety +61

    6:40 This is actually pretty accurate, neuroscience researches on memory demonstrate that whenever we retrieve a memory, we modify its content according to our present experience, erasing some detail or adding stuff that wasn't there. One small modification at a time... and years later we may end up with a very different memory than how things actually were.
    Pay attention everytime you think that present sucks and you were happier in the past because your brain fucks with you, a lot.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL Před 11 měsíci +3

      Well that sucks

    • @LazyUggugg
      @LazyUggugg Před 2 měsíci +4

      ⁠​⁠@@MASTEROFEVILidk it’s actually pretty neat, you actually can trick some people into remembering things that never happened

  • @daedric1387
    @daedric1387 Před 2 lety +96

    12:05 that sanity broken laughter is hilarious.

  • @Discokrieg
    @Discokrieg Před 2 lety +671

    I... Can't really bring myself to hate Stan anymore. Poor guy.

  • @PhantoRoyce
    @PhantoRoyce Před 2 lety +83

    So that’s where Steve gets his Oedipus complex. Stan was a momma’s boy so he was attracted to a woman with qualities like his mom,thus raising another boy with maternal attractions

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 Před 2 lety +72

    It's funny how we first meet Jack as this capable, sophisticated super thief, and every time he comes back he's a worse person and a bit worse off over all.

  • @devantemungin7060
    @devantemungin7060 Před 2 lety +1755

    Man, Jack is a bad father to Stan. Heck, Francis Griffin was a better father by comparison, despite his quirks and his steadfast faith.
    *Update*
    I'm surprised that this comment already has over 1.5k likes in the course of four weeks, and possibly still counting.

    • @yourfinestlocalidiot
      @yourfinestlocalidiot Před 2 lety +63

      "You protestant whore!"
      That was definitely the most prominent Francis line.

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq Před 2 lety +3

      @@yourfinestlocalidiot
      Iconic

    • @mr.anderson2241
      @mr.anderson2241 Před 2 lety +35

      @@yourfinestlocalidiot at least he bothered to raise Peter, and seemed to care about the grandkids

    • @geraldbutler8290
      @geraldbutler8290 Před 2 lety +2

      @@yourfinestlocalidiot ewqfwdddd

    • @viporal7898
      @viporal7898 Před 2 lety +3

      Nice grammar. I love to see it

  • @therealopaartist
    @therealopaartist Před 2 lety +233

    Am I bad person for laughing when she said "kind of." When he asked if it was his fault?

  • @morbidmelody8783
    @morbidmelody8783 Před 2 lety +84

    "This bike is a perfect metaphor." 😂

    • @mr.spaceaids5379
      @mr.spaceaids5379 Před 2 lety +7

      The streamers are my tears ☠️

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Před 2 lety

      @@mr.spaceaids5379 , the bike and the tears are more of a form of symbolism than metaphors because metaphors are figures of speech that don’t use like or as, and they don’t have visual symbolic meanings like symbolism does.

    • @mr.spaceaids5379
      @mr.spaceaids5379 Před 2 lety

      @@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr what

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Před 2 lety

      @@mr.spaceaids5379, I was saying that the speech Stan Smith gave of the bike and tears being more a form of symbolism than a metaphor because a metaphor doesn’t use like or as, and they have no symbolic meanings unlike symbolism does. For example in One Piece that Going Merry is symbolic for the community that gave the Strawhat Pirates a prosperous community, and even in their new ship the Thousand Sunny has the soul of the Going Merry living on in the Thousand Sunny whereas a metaphor would just being a meaningless saying without like or as like For Example the green sky is the most vibrant sky ever, and since sky’s on Earth aren’t green like they are on Planet Namek then at the metaphor was portraying was that the most beautiful and long lasting beautiful sky.

    • @mr.spaceaids5379
      @mr.spaceaids5379 Před 2 lety

      @@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr ....finding stan to ask him who tf asked about methapors and shit wtf dude you just wasted your time

  • @Dr.Bright568
    @Dr.Bright568 Před 2 lety +69

    HE KILLED GRANDPA MAX?! WHO'S GONNA TELL BEN?

  • @ajsmircich9367
    @ajsmircich9367 Před 2 lety +67

    Its hilarious that stan's dad drove by saying that.

  • @blitzi.m.p5927
    @blitzi.m.p5927 Před 2 lety +191

    I feel like stan and doctor Doofenshmirtz need to have a therapy session all to their selves

    • @StoneOcean24
      @StoneOcean24 Před 2 lety +13

      They probably have so much in common to share with

    • @blitzi.m.p5927
      @blitzi.m.p5927 Před 2 lety +1

      @@StoneOcean24 yeah

    • @gothicsurvivor4757
      @gothicsurvivor4757 Před 2 lety +4

      Throw archer in there for an even funnier group therapy 🤣 dude has so many problems cause of his parents

  • @isaiahnaegi645
    @isaiahnaegi645 Před 2 lety +40

    "Daddy, will you read to me?"
    "Who the hell are You?"
    Why does this sound hilarious to me?

  • @rebeccabuckland8311
    @rebeccabuckland8311 Před 2 lety +401

    I honestly feel sorry for stan, wouldn't you agree?😟

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 Před 2 lety +99

    The steamers are my tears

  • @wiltonginman6550
    @wiltonginman6550 Před 11 měsíci +23

    2:22 “I had the third worst diarrhea of my young life” 😅
    I can’t imagine what happened at second and first place

  • @el6700
    @el6700 Před 2 lety +33

    The globetrotter story was so wholesome 😩

  • @brandonproductions6580
    @brandonproductions6580 Před 2 lety +21

    10:56 actually kind of sad ngl

  • @lazarus8018
    @lazarus8018 Před 2 lety +25

    2:34 well that's depressing.

  • @AbsoluteAbo
    @AbsoluteAbo Před 10 měsíci +28

    3:02 Dude 💀

    • @3266393
      @3266393 Před 10 měsíci +3

      well, he wanted

  • @avisitor5427
    @avisitor5427 Před 2 lety +15

    It’s even worse that in his second memory him and the priest are switched when you remember the episode where he couldn’t handle his friend abandoning him in front of all those people , and twisted the memory around to where stan thought he abandoned his friend instead

  • @luxuryballer8291
    @luxuryballer8291 Před 2 lety +50

    My dad ran over my bike to get out of teaching me how to ride it. He got found out seeing as how it couldn't have been in the driveway since he didnt teach me how to ride it.

  • @okeefeeo
    @okeefeeo Před 11 měsíci +17

    0:13 That delivery was perfect

  • @zaybx3485
    @zaybx3485 Před 2 lety +239

    He treats Steve the same way his father did 😭

    • @icefire2104
      @icefire2104 Před 2 lety +41

      Stan: Daddy do you love me?
      Jack: Who the hell are you?

    • @darksideon
      @darksideon Před 2 lety +140

      Not at all. He at least makes efforts to bond with Steve, whereas Jack literally wanted nothing to do with Stan.

    • @Jeriun
      @Jeriun Před 2 lety +58

      Except for the walking out part. And everything else. He's more strict than Hank Hill, and more oblivious than Homer Simpson. Peter Griffin treats Meg the way Jack treated Stan.

    • @sicdasha6440
      @sicdasha6440 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Jeriun well atleast Peter was Meg secret friends

    • @FateZeroth
      @FateZeroth Před 2 lety +5

      Oh definitely not

  • @ravenmoon9546
    @ravenmoon9546 Před 2 lety +38

    4:26 slow down the speed to 0.25.

  • @tomascarreno8222
    @tomascarreno8222 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Stan being saved multiple times by all his imaginary friends always gets me. They always trip on it and then shoot themselves lol

  • @GrievousReborn
    @GrievousReborn Před 2 lety +18

    Stan's father is voiced by the same guy who voices Timmy's dad in Fairly Odd Parents who is also a terrible father.

  • @Pearg0ld
    @Pearg0ld Před 2 lety +39

    Stan and archer live very similar lives

  • @smileysatanson3404
    @smileysatanson3404 Před 2 lety +23

    Love how the tree was a better dad than his actuall dad

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 Před 2 lety +42

    Man, homer Simpson and stan Smith have some of the most dysfunctional neglectful childhoods in a comedy series...

  • @DeadlyPants123
    @DeadlyPants123 Před 2 lety +57

    4:21 my favourite unexpected moment

  • @animefan2454
    @animefan2454 Před 2 lety +97

    You know it's f up that Stan deprived himself of a potential healthy father figure in his life from these abductions

    • @Hederbomb
      @Hederbomb Před 11 měsíci +12

      That happens a lot in divorces when step parents start to come into the picture, and it usually gets worse the older the child.

  • @__alexx_jb6714
    @__alexx_jb6714 Před 2 lety +18

    3:55 he left that other cycle to his dad to teach him

  • @ducky5945
    @ducky5945 Před 2 lety +28

    11:01 Alternatively, "Camp's over."

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 Před 2 lety +105

    it really amazing how he manage turn out as a good guy (because he could turn out as a mass murderer and still his bad childhood he still loves it)

  • @Kameron347
    @Kameron347 Před 11 měsíci +10

    It’s nice how consistent American Dad is compared to Family Guy

  • @warkiplier0739
    @warkiplier0739 Před 2 lety +27

    Overall minus a few things Stan's childhood is very consistent

  • @southmane
    @southmane Před 2 lety +22

    3:08 is questionable

  • @plumdowner1941
    @plumdowner1941 Před 2 lety +12

    8:20 is something Reverse Flash would do.

  • @Mario_64160
    @Mario_64160 Před 4 měsíci +3

    That is kind of heartwarming knowing that a tree cares about you and has feelings for you 🥰😢

  • @jctripplesticks
    @jctripplesticks Před 11 měsíci +5

    I've now used the "I'm in a meeting" excuse many times despite not being anywhere near one. Works every time

  • @jesperaung8592
    @jesperaung8592 Před 2 lety +21

    Shoot, that first clip proved that Stan Smith was CIA material since he was a child.

  • @djsmall3427
    @djsmall3427 Před 2 lety +6

    The dog getting shot took me out lmaoooo -in slow motion- "please accept.your fate with dignity" lmaooo

  • @Average873
    @Average873 Před 2 lety +10

    Stan had a very strong childhood

  • @X2ABatteries
    @X2ABatteries Před 2 lety +11

    4:50 ohhhhhhh yeah… that’s my dad

  • @KendollKennessey
    @KendollKennessey Před 2 lety +13

    It’s kinda funny but also sad whenever stan gets hit with his own trauma. He processes it but never gets a chance to heal from it. He laughs then cry’s and sometimes converts the pain into pleasure. And he does what he can to stop from being hurt again

  • @jonathanbosak8581
    @jonathanbosak8581 Před 2 lety +22

    Most of the CZcams coment section when they grow up 10:10

  • @LarvaRewind
    @LarvaRewind Před rokem +142

    To everyone reading this... It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you're proud of, and if you find that you're not, I pray you’ll find the courage to start over. Stay blessed guys!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @samham9931
    @samham9931 Před 5 měsíci +4

    It's really sad how earnestly the Globe Trotters loved Stan, and how in the end he couldn't cope with that love so he kind of callously left them behind once he found out they didn't abandon him. It's like he sees codependency and coldness as the only true love in his life, and anything else is circumstantial. Sometimes I wish American Dad would play these characters' stories totally straight instead of just for laughs.

  • @oliverhood1732
    @oliverhood1732 Před rokem +8

    Jack: Get out of here I’m busy. Go play in your treehouse. 7:21

  • @PeterTSF
    @PeterTSF Před 2 lety +22

    It was sad when the store owner died

  • @junthemaledicted
    @junthemaledicted Před 2 lety +10

    I'm happy he has good continuity in terms of backstory

  • @tristanleal7639
    @tristanleal7639 Před 11 měsíci +5

    9:19 The only known time Jack spended time with Stan

  • @Reaper12131
    @Reaper12131 Před 2 lety +16

    0:53 so Stan's been a CIA agent for his whole life

  • @animefan2454
    @animefan2454 Před 2 lety +12

    Just love Stan as an 8 year old was able to kidnap and dump these guys on an island, lol

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Před 2 měsíci +3

    "We even tried to adopt ya but I guess 12 Black Men attempting to take custody of a little White Boy wasn't a slam dunk back then..."
    "Or even now, probably."

  • @NuriaBaneDeathKiss
    @NuriaBaneDeathKiss Před 2 lety +6

    My childhood is messed up to I was a victim of human trafficking but now I'm an adult and I learnd never to do the things those people did to me rise above i was and am to strong for that

    • @Kelly-uw1xr
      @Kelly-uw1xr Před 2 lety +4

      I love you and I hope you’re well

    • @NuriaBaneDeathKiss
      @NuriaBaneDeathKiss Před 2 lety +4

      @@Kelly-uw1xr thanx i really needed to hear that right now. I'm going threw a lot with my new meds and the server ptsd I'm going threw.

  • @jayherbogaming
    @jayherbogaming Před 2 lety +7

    "Daddy, will you read to me?"
    "Who the hell are you?"

  • @brendancoulter5761
    @brendancoulter5761 Před 2 lety +29

    When they did the priest bit I was thinking that I have seen this joke ten thousand-
    "I seduced him. I dont know Why I wanted him, but I wanted him."
    ...Ok that got me. well played American Dad, well played.

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok Před 2 lety +7

    Stan is a good man

  • @Emmanuel01Jerker
    @Emmanuel01Jerker Před 2 lety +10

    Stan: Is it my fault?
    Stan's Mom: *Looks at stan* Kinda 😭

  • @semicupid9577
    @semicupid9577 Před 2 lety +23

    Stan got the Omori fit 8:29

  • @starfallentertainment9131

    He’s competing with Doofinshmirts here

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 Před 11 měsíci

    Thanks so much for making this!!

  • @ianmanning4368
    @ianmanning4368 Před 2 lety +5

    "LIKE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH." 😆🤣😂😹

  • @Signingman
    @Signingman Před 2 lety +5

    “I’m in a meeting.” Lol he didn’t even try 😂

  • @ShakeItLittleTina
    @ShakeItLittleTina Před 2 lety +43

    7:59
    So, just for the record, how canon is Blood Crieth Unto Heaven?
    Personally I don’t think it’s a true part of the shows narrative (however flimsy it may be) but it’s just a stage play based on the characters of American Dad.
    I do love the portrayal of Stan’s childhood in it, but I don’t consider it the truth

    • @amigoisnumber
      @amigoisnumber Před 2 lety +4

      Well its is but isn't. Like the reason changes due to him jist leaving cuz he wants to or he hides from cops because he's a thief or he just forgets

  • @hooting-ton5215
    @hooting-ton5215 Před 11 měsíci +4

    The idea of Stan getting his CIA training from taking out his mother's dates is pretty funny

  • @vianeyvasquez1713
    @vianeyvasquez1713 Před 2 lety +12

    Jeff: So are you and your dad close?
    Stan: Daddy will you read to me?
    Dad: Who the hell are you?
    Stan: *HEART BREAKING*
    Me: hitting home🤧🤧🤧🥺🥺

  • @lepeedtesmorts777
    @lepeedtesmorts777 Před 2 lety +30

    I love the part where he said he seduced a preacher 😂

  • @mega_bird700
    @mega_bird700 Před 2 lety +19

    No wonder he's crazy.

  • @sirgrantelton1081
    @sirgrantelton1081 Před 11 měsíci +6

    The childhood restaurant episode was so wholesome I really loved how everyone really loved Stan’s idea and the food too. Roger is a despicable monster for ruining it just like he always has been. Stan should turn him into the CIA and be rid of him forever

  • @marvinnope6050
    @marvinnope6050 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Stan is Crazy , but no wonder with a Childhood like that.