i still think the scene with james in the golf pulling up to the house and clarkson turning the music on has got to be one of the top 5 funniest moments from all of top gear
The bit where they are trying to be at quiet as possible then Jeremy turns the stereo on in James car has to be one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen.
I had this bomb...and it will buffed out. What time is this program on? Is it 10 o'clock? Yea Is it 10 o'clock on bbc 2? Yea Are we in the watershed? Yea You're a fa-
I really think that Jeremys reaction was completely genuine in this. They might have scripted the convo, but the joke itself is very random (something James does a lot) and that reaction by Jermey was defiantly real
Top Gear had the might of the whole BBC juggernaut behind it. They could bring in Royal air force and navy and what not. Amazon isn't capable of doing anything that comes even close.
@@pablonavas8808 top gear's always been scripted too it was just that they were really good at making it look natural. I think they've gone back to how they used to work with TGT's Seamen, it's really good.
And not to mention the other stuff in that scene, which includes and is not limited to: - The pictures of the Queen on James' desk - The gold bars stacked in a pyramid behind James - The MP5 on Jeremy's desk
"Hit the banks, not our tanks!" "He means your petrol tanks, ladies and gentlemen, if you're confused, though while we're at it our armed forces are woefully underequipped for the job they have to do"
Its a reference to Jacqui Smith, a British politician at the time who’s husband was caught up in a scandal where it was revealed that when she’s at work or at home, he’s in his garden shed watching lots of....................movies from the adult entertainment industry. “2, 4, 6, 8, Jacqui Smith’s husband likes to mastu..........I can’t do that one.”
All your comments are true. I'm not arguing with those facts. I'm sharing with you my attempts to understand what James meant. If you're the type of person who thinks in this way, it is an incredibly fascinating thing to wonder about.
i still think the scene with james in the golf pulling up to the house and clarkson turning the music on has got to be one of the top 5 funniest moments from all of top gear
The look on hamster's face
That’s probably my number 1, I die laughing every time 😂
He called his parents heroin addicts 😂😂
the moment i die laughing when the girl says "why dont they speak english" and james said. cuz theyre spanish
Fact
0:26 *LOL STIGGY TRYING TO PHOTOCOPY HIS HEAD LOL*
I noticed it and rewound 10 times!
@@dannyhudson5115 lool
I saw that too lol
He was probably trying to see if it worked
I've only just noticed that
the Teenage episode is one of the funniest episodes of all time
Ravy mayvy
and the cringiest
Rumor has it the three teens are still on their phones. Wonder where they are now a decade later?
@@ChrisLoew Probably in a council estate with 8+ kids. Who knows?
That was the first episode I ever watched. Been hooked ever since
The bit where they are trying to be at quiet as possible then Jeremy turns the stereo on in James car has to be one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen.
I'm cackling in the middle of the night because of that
@@muneebrehman6288 think 10 or 13
9:00
It's all fake!!!
@@jimmyavpi who cares? It is funny.
When James's girlfriend said she wanted a 'power drill' I don't think she meant an electrical appliance...
In the words of james may! "This is a guy that drives a Fiat Panda :P
the most interesting uninteresting person in the world
She probably would have been better off with an 'electrical appliance' than James cock
:eyes:
@@Edvard.Munchkin i thought James cut his cock off because he wanted cheaper car insurance.
Hammond’s reaction at 9:05 is one of those moments I still remember from the first time I saw it, and will remember forever. Absolute TV gold
He knew it was going to be gold
“YOU’RE SO UNFUNNY”
“Right, you've given me the child, now get in the back”
Bubble Bobble i dont get it
@@cahyasatrya6558 how old are you?
@@cahyasatrya6558 It's a rather adult joke. If you are younger, it's probably better that you don't get it.
Backdoor
Flamingo Boutique in the bum hole
0:26 Stig using the photocopier.
not just that, the entire scene has hidden gags, like bars of gold, a teethwhitening kit,...
Dom how were the gold bars a gag?
well spotted
Naa, hes just taking a selfie.
The picture of Will Young on Jeremy's desk
7:37 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!
literally at 13:29
Top Gear Ground Force lol
LOOKWHATYOUVEDONETOMYBLOODYSHEDMAN
Do you have any idea how far we are from a river of gravel?
I had this bomb...and it will buffed out.
What time is this program on? Is it 10 o'clock?
Yea
Is it 10 o'clock on bbc 2?
Yea
Are we in the watershed?
Yea
You're a fa-
4:46 “he doesnt know wether to get in or mate with it” that just killed me🤣
9:09 "....steady and....." (LOUD TECHNO MUSIC) Makes me howl with laughter every time.....
4:03 holy shit I liked this segment.
" 'I've come to fix your boiler' and then you just fix it." hahaha
Should have had the footage longer because of the laughs. That was brilliant!
“You’ve given me the baby now get in the back” (and Jeremy’s reaction) is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Time stamp?
@@poletooke4691 1:22
@@poletooke4691 14:19
@@JetFalcon710 omg he did say that! That is brutal 😂😂
@@poletooke4691 Yeah lol
Something I've never noticed before is at 0:26 and 0:31 Stig is photocopying his head / helmet. This show never fails to amuse me 😅
Some part of me wants to try that one day. Just stick my head in a photocopier and see what happens
@@JetFalcon710same but with a microwave
@@timbo9644I recommend the photo copier
That scene is full of Easter eggs. The gold bars in the background and Will Young's photo on clarkson's desk to name a few
Some say that his head is invisible to photocopiers.
"why don't they speak english?" "...because they're spanish" has to be one of my favorite James lines ever
9:10 is the funniest moment I've seen I can't stop laughing every time I see it I laugh my ass off
The way he just bumps into the car and goes “god above” gets me every time
Facts, that’s literally the most I’ve ever laughed at anything 🤣🤣🤣
same :DD
100 % true 😂
oh for GOD SAKE 🤣
Top gear is the only show which you can watch over and over again and it will never get old
*one of the few shows which you can...
Don't forget Monty Python, Father Ted and Game Of Thrones.
Only fools and horses
And Fawlty Towers
@@christerselbomathisen9897 agreed
Blackadder
5:14 *The Mating Call of the Elusive James May...*
good one
That would be “hello”
At 07:35, when Jeremy is chasing after the Volvo whilst trying to open the door before giving up, I laugh each time I see it!! 🤣
“There’s no damage”
the episode when they buy cars as 17 yo is so perfect for them, because they were genuinely a bunch of teenagers
5:12 just had me dying of laughter
"Cock." *destroys piano*
What episode is that
@@mr.anonymous7793 series 13 episode 5 i think
I think its staged because james hits full brake when hes in 2 meters of the piano
It's so funny how he sounds more mildly annoyed than alarmed. Excuse me while replay that 10 more times
"Why don't they speak english?"
"Because they're spanish."
huh.
5:29 Even when he's not in a car, Hammond crashes.
That’s Hammond for ya
rustamtheshadow Jeremy Clarkson said that didn’t look for James and cuz the voice sounded like James I think it’s james
@@jaspermennink7409 James' hair is lighter in color and kinda wavy, that's definitely Hammond
"Nobody wanted to drive around with a small girl's severed head mounted on the dashboard" 😂😂
I do. 👹
Who wouldn’t?
he has a point. the picture looks like someone did a very bad crash course in Photoshopping pics...
Also James May: "No, you spoiled brat, we aren't there yet".
@@largol33t1 its just bad angle
Gets 66,1 db "Mom and dad didnt wake up, its a good job theyre heroin addicts" lmaoo
14:19 “She’s effectively saying you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back.” OH MY GOD I’M DYING
I couldn’t stop rewatching it
Clarkson's wheezing laugh makes it even better tbh
Does that mean the front entrance is closed and he may come in through the back door only??
I really think that Jeremys reaction was completely genuine in this. They might have scripted the convo, but the joke itself is very random (something James does a lot) and that reaction by Jermey was defiantly real
@@lukegauci1159 Yeah, pretty sure the words were scripted but the innuendo wasn't
Why don’t they speak English
Because they’re Spanish
I can't stress enough how much I laugh with this line every freaking time for some reason.
@@awakebroadcast9140 nah
She pissed him so off much, it was so perfect
They are English
What Episode was this?
12:39 this reminds me of the girl who said that the way a homeless person could solve his situation would be buying a house.
What episode is that from
@@titanicman9329 Not episode,it's from his life
That woman has turds as a brain
@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H she is genious. She ended homelessnes and poverty in a few seconds
@@dpm2937 and ended the language barrier
"Why don't they speak English?"
"'Cos they're Spanish"
12:38
So underrated
5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.
Yes, for May...
so who's Hammond?
Even if it was now he'd still be fine.
5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.
Sneezing doesn’t mean you have it lol
I had the same thought, but then I remembered he doesn’t have 4 co-morbidities
"You've given me a baby now get in the back."
Jeremy Clarkson: _[w h e e z e]_
James laugh after Hammond says soap is soap is so perfect.
what exactly is the joke?
@@iroor James knows that woman don't think that about soap. Only men think soap is soap.
@@shrimpflea but why is soap not soap? ;-;
The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"
The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"
2:17 Best quote from the entire series hands down
Agreed
"2, 4, 6, 8, Jacky Smith's husband likes to masturbate"
Hmm, le true
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" 😂😂
It’s Clarkson’s laugh after he says that and then James realising what he just said that gets me 😂
I don't get it...
@@turboeddude4849 it's a butt sex joke.
Ogre D Oh I see
'Aspergers is that what makes my pee smell funny. Oh wait that's asparagus!' 🤣🤣 made me cry laughing!
Every time I see the car auction, I scream inwardly "Why didn't he buy the purple car?!"
I know!!
coz he was busy looking for a brown car
Or the red cortina
That Purple Spitfire wouldve been perfect for the rally.
That spitfire was actually great
Must have seen the ”not waking up the parents” part a hundred times and still laughs until I cry. 😂😂😂😂
I am the same and have just watched it yet again, tears of laughter every time!
I swear James’s “I did” moments are some of the best
Man do I miss this show. It's just never going to be close to as good as it was back when these 3 were on it.
The grand tour sucks its over scripted
Not as entertaining. I'd argue that as a pure car show it's actually better now.
Top Gear had the might of the whole BBC juggernaut behind it. They could bring in Royal air force and navy and what not.
Amazon isn't capable of doing anything that comes even close.
@@pablonavas8808 top gear's always been scripted too it was just that they were really good at making it look natural.
I think they've gone back to how they used to work with TGT's Seamen, it's really good.
@@helicocktor Yes. GT specials are actually special! 👍
“Why don’t they speak English?”
“Because they’re Spanish”
Amazing hahaha
I used to laugh so hard at the doors closing lifting the roof, I never initially noticed James hitting Jezza's plums
What I’ve learned: a Jaguar is the Cadillac for British people.
You're not wrong.
@Burleon so a cadillac?
@Burleon practicing your James may there?
Accurate. Especially the 90s jags.
@@Hydruss443 Depends on the jag tho, the supercharged XJR isint
The Stig trying to photocopy his own head was magic
And not to mention the other stuff in that scene, which includes and is not limited to:
- The pictures of the Queen on James' desk
- The gold bars stacked in a pyramid behind James
- The MP5 on Jeremy's desk
No matter how many times I watch it, Jezza accidentally pushing his Volvo into the Summer house still has me in tears every time 🤣
Series 13 is woefully underrated. The 1949 episode and the cars for teenagers episodes are two of the best episodes in the whole catalogue.
And they were the first two episodes of the series
This just proves how much a gem James is
*They’re hot for James May right now!*
"you get up in the morning, throw a donkey off a tower block, and go sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road" I'm dead
6:30 “anyway”
0:44 love how James was annoyed until he realised it was a prank 😂😂
"You've given me the baby now get in the back"
Holy cow the things I missed as a kid 0-0
That classic time trial with a Page 3 girl, a short person and a foreigner was excellent.
1:01 - Honestly one of the funniest things I have seen. Even the initial ad was so funny
7:35 the way Jeremy closes the door like it's in acceptance of the cars fate.
0:27 stig trying understand how a printer works
I think he was photocopying his helmet.
14:19 is so hilarious
I always loved how the auctioneer couldn’t contain his giggles watching May having to bid so much for that crumby Citrǒen😂
0:27 why have i only just noticed the stig trying to photocopy himself?
Series 13 of Top Gear has to be one of the funniest series of British TV
G. Rigz that and series 10/12 the best
They all SUCKED..fake scripted bullshit for idiots
Man if you havent seen blackadder or fawlty towers you should. Much love.
Sean O'reilly some of Open All Hours as well?
@@chadhaire1711 shut the fuck up
8:18 Every drunk person trying to be quiet.
The whole bit from 8:50 will never leave me not gasping for air
6:23 James, I've fallen out of the basket thingy!
Imagine if he’d said “oh no!” before saying “… anyway.”
That scene of jeremy crashing the volvo into the shed has to be one of the funniest scenes in television.
"Hit the banks, not our tanks!"
"He means your petrol tanks, ladies and gentlemen, if you're confused, though while we're at it our armed forces are woefully underequipped for the job they have to do"
The best Top Gear series they ever made, every episode was majestic
0:40 in the background, the Stig is learning about a copying machine
2:17 My new ringtone.
What he was saying
Its a reference to Jacqui Smith, a British politician at the time who’s husband was caught up in a scandal where it was revealed that when she’s at work or at home, he’s in his garden shed watching lots of....................movies from the adult entertainment industry.
“2, 4, 6, 8, Jacqui Smith’s husband likes to mastu..........I can’t do that one.”
@@DrewSavo lol...thank you for saying this to me
Old Top Gear is more better funnier with Jeremy Clarkson James May Richard Hammond
Guy Parham that’s like saying waters better when it’s wet mate
Old Top Gear? there is no new Top Gear, is ended few years ago!
chad haire attention seeker
chad haire piss taker
@@chadhaire1711 i know you can't see the dislikes but they're there mate
11:15 Is it just me or does anyone else remember Jeremy saying he did it in a Bentley
Yeah I thought so to. He says it back in the £1500 Porsche challenge when James does his elevensies.
@5:00 The good old days when you could do that and someone saying "Bless you!" was the worst that could happen
These guys will always be my #1 favourite trio.
No-one is making madcap Sunday night cheer-up TV like this anywhere. I love this, and this series was a particular beauty
Series 13 was really one of the best. Really like 10 and 11 too, that's the absolute peak television banter EVER.
God this series is an absolute gold mine of James May moments.
"you've given me the baby, now get in the back" hahahaha
2:21 "likes to master... oh I can't do that one"
Thumbnail is my old school RGS High Wycombe just outside my old geography room 🤣
Oh God an RGS boy 😭 (kidding! I was a WHS girl)
Congratulations
Well done
Thats exactly what they said when clarkson arrived in his volvo. "Oh look a geography teacher has arrived"
High Wycombe is a shit hole
"my mom and dad didn't wake up, it's a good job they're heroin addict." 🤣🤣😂
"James, i've fallen out of the basket thing"
"Anyways"
2:16 im dying
*small explosion in the distance* “CLARKSON!!” Is just one of the most iconic moments
0:30 Jeremy's thinking was ahead of its time.
7:11 “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!!!”
Always cracks me up with the explosion and yelling Clarkson and here he comes e braking to a stop
8:39 Only Jeremy would find a positive thing about his parents being heroin addicts LMAO
Jeremy's car: ...
Hammond's car: ...
James' car: *heavy hardbass*
1:43 killed me
I love them, and miss them on top gear
Jame's reaction when the girl sprays his hair is hilarious 😂
9:46 - James is right. Nobody really understands what electricity actually is.
Electricity is electrons in motion from one pole to the other.
@@knlazar08 What is an electron and the two poles? And what's the reason that is the way it is?
@@ErikAnkan73 you can come to those questions with any subject if you ask for long enough
Yeah, true -- electricity is one of those things where you can easily explain what it _does,_ but you can't really explain what it _is_
All your comments are true. I'm not arguing with those facts. I'm sharing with you my attempts to understand what James meant. If you're the type of person who thinks in this way, it is an incredibly fascinating thing to wonder about.
7:18 me and my pals, evey friday night out
James constantly shouting 'Clarkson' damn that makes me cry of laughter 🤣
0:26 The Stig scanning his thoughts.
The copier is the Stig version of that memory device Dumbledore had.
Hammond has never had any luck with inclined surfaces
5:50 100% Me (Just in a Golf 4 Variant)
-"What you are witnesing here is aspergers made real"
- "is that what makes my wee smell funny, oh wait thats asparagus"
„how can we forget it“ There, dense ad man said it 🙂
14:19 I don't care if it was scripted or not, that's a great bit
It was a complete accident. That's what made it funny 😂
I don’t think the old top gear was scripted
That’s why most of it was so offensive 😂
@@maddox471 some of them are scripted some of them are not, but they did a bloody good job that you can't tell which one is scripted.
I think the words were scripted, but the innuendo definitely wasn't
“Look out there’s a small child in the road!”
“No there isn’t”
I can't believe it took me so long to figure out James's "Power drill" joke. 😂