Why The Noita Cauldron Exist's! (April Fools Joke Video) *SOLVED! EXPOSED! UNDENIALBLE PROOF* ;)
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- *(April Fools Joke) And larger none Cauldron theory kinda legit tho XD
What day was it again? Noita Cauldron Void days got me all lost (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
The REASON For The Noita Cauldrons Existance!!! 100% TOTALLY SOLVED!!! EXPOSED!!! UNDENIALBLE PROOF. NEVER IN DOUBT... QUITE EASY SOLUTION TO THE HARDEST PUZZLE GAMING HAD EVER SENT OUR WAY!
LONG LIVE THE FISH,,, LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS...
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"if only you could get past the third floor" damn lol
That is actually the single most given response as to why people don't get involved in actual theory runs XD Still figured it sounded savage enough on its own from me rarther than a viewer XD
I resemble that remark.
Man, I forgor what day it was, absolutely jebaited
Something even the most advanced Noita players seem to get wrong: you don't need to be in the Holy Mountain to edit wands. It's the fish. Being near fish allows you to edit (alive or dead)
They passively release the material editium, which is less dense than water, but has a slow dissipating alchemical reaction with air.
Sorry I wasn't clear, it's the *editium* that allows you to edit (it can't be bottled)
fuck, fuck, fuck ''he takes a drink from a bottle of whiskey that he has under the table'' April Fool's Day!??? ''He hits the screen with his head and faints waiting for this day to pass so he can continue investigating'' .
what a heart atack man , omg
Well,,, the cauldron does indeed exist :D Definatly solved by finding it again (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
@@LetsSufferTogether It cannot be solved, those who have the solution do not go beyond the 3rd floor (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
I heard this only works on the Noita Daily for April 1st
i keep forgetting what day is today, damn
That QR code has enlightened me to the woes of the fish
You had me in the first half, though I always enjoy a good conspiracy theory and this one is fresh.
The way you talk is very convincingly confident as well. A true theory craftsmen perfecting his art.
Aye, considering that 50% of the stuff I say I actually believe in theory wise, or at least very open to, was part of the plan to make it as realistic and even plausable XD But tbh, i mean, fish just got lucky really didn't they XD Aye, tbh, i kinda just found the grrove on my second take of trying to one shot the entire script in one go XD Lil' edit on some repeats, but aye, proud of the tone and such on this one ^^
The worst part about this is I can believe it...why wouldn't the devs make the cauldron so the fish could be immortal and fight the gods...it is perfectly reasonable. And I am extremely offended that you think I can only make it to the third floor....I got all the way to the jungle that one time!
WAIT! I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE!
The greatest fish of all, Gigafish Leviathan, must be brought to the cauldron!
Midway through the video i realized it was april fools, thanks for that
lawl
Its up to you and me ma dude (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
He really did solve the cauldron though. It was on last weeks late stream. For anyone interested the video should be along sometime this week once its edited.
Man, you got me. I need to read the comments first, before i watch videos today
So long and thanks for all the fish gods!
This is fantastic, I’m going to head over to patreon right away good sir and make a sizeable donation.
I'm having fish and chips for dinner to celebrate this wonderful occasion!
Good thing I usually read comments during that super long intro. I guess I wanted the cauldron to be solved too hard
Aye, I mention the game plays on simple psycology. It all has reason's to be said :P
Immediately checked my calendar :)
It is my responsibility as one of the mighty few who can, indeed, make it past the 3rd floor to commit myself to this most righteous and holiest of crusades. I shall follow your lead into glorious battle that we might finally elevate fish to their rightful place as the true gods of Noita.
I cant believe i lived to today! I want to engrave on my tombstone - " He knew Cauldron secret"
The Worm God, the God Emperor, falls apart into a writhing mass of sandfish when he gets dropped into the water. Really feel like you haven't taken this into account.
You got me dude, nice work
None have waxed this eloquently since Shakespeare.
Look at that amazing flowing mane....
DUDE! SICK F###ING HAIR! First time seeing your face, first time watching you play Noita. I mostly watched your ETG playthroughs, very lovely jubbly indeed.
Appreciate the compliment :) Hope you enjoyed the ETG and stuffs you seen here :)
@@LetsSufferTogether absolutely! Always a blast to hear your voice commentating over the silly bulletkin, clearing rooms and teaching in the process, always a fun time. :)
long live the fish!!
Love your videos a lot but we need a hair tutorial
Wake up, shake it a bit,,,, dun. Literally that
fuck april fools day.
I mean, this my first out of 5 years of content... I think I earned one that really took things this direction :P
@@LetsSufferTogether you do you, it's not like it's the only video on your channel to watch. I just hate the entire concept behind April Fools Day
@@ShrektheHulk Aye, I was aware going in its not everyones favorite and the concept of the joke was one that could elicit a strong reaction. Will keep on with regular content for ya all v.soon :)
MASSIVE respect to you tho for not liking the day, but for keeping it friendly while stille xpressing yourself :) not everyone has been as honourable as yourself
OMG!! this is so hype i'm gonna race you to put this to the test
save the fish!~
who would've known the answer was right in front of us all this time.
the fish were there from the very beginning.
they will bring salvation to the world.
you have gone to far with this one, total clickbait mate. nothing solved here at all, not angry at you, just dissapointed mate.
You poor soul. Are you going to be okay?
Bruh what day is it
@@MaraMash Bruh, what day is it indeed XD
@@LetsSufferTogetherSo I just want to check... the fish falling thing is faked? Or is it real but also meaningless or something?
@@excrubulent Its all real... However, the theory is what it is, its based of my acttual Nature VS HiSii theory, however I assume fish got lucky and was just good footage to use. Imo, is what made it a good 'theory' for today, could actually pass as one XD Yet tbh, the tone is more the joke and the EXACT theory is a joke imo XD Tbh, although.... i mean, is it? XD
It took me a while, I get it now
This just in, Suffer uses hair extensions.
Literal slander XD
I got so excited .. goddammit :D
as above ... so below
My god fish
FUUUUUCK I hate this day
hehehe I did know what fire I played with here, considering peoples,,, shall we say, enthusiasm for the secrets XD
@@LetsSufferTogether I am waiting for the solution as patiently as waiting for half life 3
I watched this gleefully until I suddenly remembered that "Oh wait...its the 1st of april..."
Im a very dumb little boi desperate for csuldron content :')
Damnit
What are you talking about there's no such thing as a "cauldron mystery", it's been solved months ago. Everyone knows the cauldron is just a way to know the lively concoction recipe without cheats, it's no big deal.
A counter April Fools,,, I think not :P
aaaaaaaaaaa wat i havent watched yet this better be legit ommgggg
EDIT: You're out of your damn mind but also it all makes so much sense.
EDIT 2: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me once on this day in particular... you can't get fooled again.
its not really. clickbait
@@russmeyer8981 Nope, it makes a lot of sense actually. The fish are clearly an important piece of the puzzle. The only enemy to take fall damage magically doesn't in the cauldron? And they're intimately connected to the orbs of knowledge? Yeah, this is a pretty big deal imho.
Y'all don't know what day it is? Lol
@@MaraMash... ah fuck
@@russmeyer8981 I was actually wondering how people would take it... Seems like it did the trick XD Solid enough theory to be taken seriously if ya move a few peices in another direction, and take it in general as nature VS gods/HiSii, but the tone of it does it sound like my usual self? I mean, come on XD You will get there eventually what its all about :)
It seems you've finally gone mad... Can't say I'm surprised, but are you sure you want to tread this path? Revealing such... sensitive information from higher realms rarely ends well. Like fish in murky waters, these revelations tantalize, but one must tread carefully to avoid the lurking dangers below the surface. And above all, make sure not to become the fish!
fish 👍
Sorry, I can't get past the third floor so I haven't got to the cauldron to test, but I believe I have it solved. Have you tried inputting the eye cipher as a Konami code?
🎏
This is HUGE
Aye, a huge day indeed, this very day, a big one, one to remember, of all days (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
@@LetsSufferTogether Noita gods were really quiet since this one dropped
Won't lie though, you got me firstly 😂
It actually made me really sad.
I was so hoping that finally you solved something and then it's just April Fools...
Joke's too harsh. Unsubbed.
What did you really lose? Considering it wasn't personally against you, and the common wisdom is that its Funny AF...
Maybe ya need to check on yourself and make sure that things in life are not effecting how you enjoy fun and good jokes with a loving community here online
Hello I am from Russia. I may have understood the quest with the eyes. it's like playing with a coin. heads and tails. maybe you need to look at Noita like your eyes. win or lose. or kill all bosses. maybe I'm wrong))
Ah its 3 seconds in and i can already say it's an april fool's thing
I mean,,, at least you attentive XD
@@LetsSufferTogether yeah... attentive... I definitely didn't fall for 2 or 3 of those already lol
A.F.
April fools!…
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troll bait
Yep :) Thats its purpose on April 1st XD
Appreciate the comment ^^
Actual Noita players tho will get quite a bit of lore based questions from this that actually fit. However, the Fish drop in the cauldron is the joke
:O omg
get to the point
Get back to tiktok XD
@@LetsSufferTogether if the title was something like. “Chill noita ramblings about new update” I would have more appropriate expectations
@@carlsonbench1827 your expectations base of your own perception and ability to understand and control your surroundings... YOU say get to the point yet you the one with the moveable video player bar to move things on. On top of a failure to realise massive context about the video that kinda just makes you look foolish tbh. Also maybe don't be so damn entitled like a 5yr old demanding ice creame gets there faster than it can be made. 1) it's my video, my pace wont be dictated by some random who's only contribution was a demand to be spoon 2) maybe lighten up, chill, and learn to enjoy life as it seems to be effecting your judgement and ability to enjoy a joke vid unlike everyone else. 3) I highly doubt you would have used any spare minutes saved... literal minutes.... productively instead of wasting them. So in reality, take that sour attitude. And go XD We have fun here and don't want Tokyo gens attention span infecting a good time
Don't demand shit around here.... be nice and ask like a proper person all respectfully like .Also I would title it that if it was that, but its LITERALLY not that Its not about the new update, it's the least chill video ov ever done, and rambling has less purpose that this vid where ever word has purpose
@@LetsSufferTogether I watch the whole video. These comments boost the visibility of the video. I should I ever expect to see quick high quality noita news from you ?
You look like you brush your hair more than your teeth and those doing fine
I may have read that wrong first time, so edited my initial reaction I may have misjudged... Not exactly sure what you saying... XD Tbh, my teeth fooked from many years of smoking and my 20's being, shall we say, well lived XD Considering tho, pretty sure, my teeth should be a LOT worse than they are.
From what I gather from how you said it.
It reads as you saying my teeth is fine, BUT looks like I spead far to much time on my hair XD First time I read it as more insulting that it was most like
@@LetsSufferTogether yeah sorry I didn't know about your teeth. They looked fine to me. Just wanted to say that your hair looks very brushed! Usually guys don't look like a shampoo advertisement. So good job 😘
@@fridolineckerd6135 Aye, tbh, my teeth suck and I 'can be' sensative about them and paranoid on camera even though I think they come out ok on video ^^ But aye, re-read it and figured out I was wrong the first time in a big way XD Appreciated bro, thank you for the comment ^^
People who are mad at this are the reason why "/s" for sarcastic comments exists 🤣
Aye, is why I like twitch emotes, they just like an /s or /j as well and when people don't use them but then claim 'joke' some some stupid stuff, is a bit of a rager...
Lmao. What a video. I’ve been slowly but surly getting better at this game, but only recently have I ventured beyond the aid of mods. I have a god run going currently, but no idea what, if anything, can be done that hasn’t already been done. How does one catch up on what has already been tried? Is there a top autist out there that has compiled an archive of everything know to be tried?