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  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
  • AUDIO PODCAST▼
    Spotify: tinyurl.com/MisfitsSpotify
    iTunes: tinyurl.com/MisfitsiTunes
    OUR CHANNELS▼
    ▸ Fitz: goo.gl/7tfME1
    ▸ SwaggerSouls: goo.gl/CwWgxo
    ▸ McCreamy: goo.gl/jZjuWQ
    ▸ Zuckles: goo.gl/s2DXAu
    ▸ Toby: goo.gl/8CWqbE
    ▸ iNoToRiOuS: goo.gl/trCuqZ
    OUR PATREON▼
    ▸ / misfits
    JOIN OUR DISCORD▼
    ▸ / discord
    OUR SOCIALS▼
    ▸Instagram: / misfits
    ▸Twitter: / misfits
    00:00:00 - intros
    00:02:04 - mel gibsons like bad allegedly
    00:04:31 - Tobi's trip to Perth
    00:07:26 - Tobi shot guns in Australia
    00:11:59 - Vibrator causes a fuss with Tobi
    00:15:16 - How tf do peep shows work?
    00:20:50 - Stripper VBucks
    00:25:03 - Space drugs sound awesome
    00:28:25 - The dark side of oz
    00:31:00 - Little bonsai humans
    00:35:33 - Matt's golden holiday
    00:36:40 - Humans go oog at shiny
    00:41:01 - Matt's sketchy dogecoin mining
    00:43:32 - Ingame items for real money
    00:46:27 - Making money playing games
    00:47:21 - Dad gamers
    00:51:30 - Shit we'll cling onto when were old
    00:59:56 - Swagger's childhood flashbacks
    01:03:47 - outros
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Komentáře • 279

  • @ceooftherapy6655
    @ceooftherapy6655 Před 3 lety +453

    5 Star Review: The original use for the word “swag” was for the acronym “Secretly, We Are Gay” and now I have another reason to fall in love with Swagger.

    • @redv2624
      @redv2624 Před 3 lety +4

      thats a lie but yeah

    • @ssenjii
      @ssenjii Před 3 lety +8

      @@redv2624 p sure it was a joke but yeah

    • @ceooftherapy6655
      @ceooftherapy6655 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ssenjii yes it is a joke, that is why I said it

    • @redv2624
      @redv2624 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ceooftherapy6655 ah sorry, its just theres some people that genuinely believe it on twitter and that

    • @andrive
      @andrive Před 3 lety

      Lol

  • @tnbt3493
    @tnbt3493 Před 3 lety +144

    rated 5 stars: Ive never seen a group of 6 people accomplish so little in an hour before

  • @Oceanman705
    @Oceanman705 Před 3 lety +80

    Rated Five Stars:
    Last time I was this early, Fitz still had a shred of optimism

  • @booch9017
    @booch9017 Před 3 lety +315

    Rated five stars: guys guys guess what guess what, I have the same midi keyboard as them, also im being held hostage in a museum in France

    • @ItsJustLUiS
      @ItsJustLUiS Před 3 lety +4

      The akai mpc mini is like the most common midi keyboard out there to where I know people who aren't even musicians who have it lmao

    • @adamboyle1779
      @adamboyle1779 Před 3 lety

      Hi Jerry

    • @grimsyx6225
      @grimsyx6225 Před 3 lety

      Pog

    • @leaf8227
      @leaf8227 Před 3 lety

      Nice

    • @edv.3788
      @edv.3788 Před 3 lety

      @@ItsJustLUiS yeah everyone just seems to own one for some reason

  • @ethanrobbins9401
    @ethanrobbins9401 Před 3 lety +19

    Rated 5 Stars: finished my finals and was greeted by my favorite group of Aussie Smoothbrains

  • @R4K45H1_GAMING
    @R4K45H1_GAMING Před 3 lety +18

    Swagger's hat and hoodie look so sick

  • @HeartlessGaming
    @HeartlessGaming Před 3 lety +33

    “I took a break from working so much”
    Matt’s uploads:

  • @andrewhedin7129
    @andrewhedin7129 Před 3 lety +4

    5 Star Review: Swagger talking about Are you Afraid of the Dark brought me instant serotonin.

  • @ayyylmao6689
    @ayyylmao6689 Před 3 lety +7

    Rated 5 Stars: Never been spun into an existential crisis faster in my life than when I listened to this podcast.

  • @themaskedjester5882
    @themaskedjester5882 Před 3 lety +11

    Rated 5 stars: Always nice to hear the lesbians are happy.

  • @gubdur4036
    @gubdur4036 Před 3 lety +66

    Rated five stars: my history teacher taught my class about Lewis and Clark’s expedition and said next class we’ll be going outside.

  • @JulmaKulma688
    @JulmaKulma688 Před 3 lety +7

    Rated 5 stars on youtube: i am so pumped up for this podcast

  • @contestedmean1820
    @contestedmean1820 Před 3 lety +3

    That is defiently swaggers favorite outfit, it looks sick tbh

  • @Wafflebrownstien
    @Wafflebrownstien Před 3 lety +5

    i was working out while listening to this podcast, and when they were talking about taking the layers of tape off i almost crushed my face with weights while laughing

  • @delcastilloian
    @delcastilloian Před 3 lety +3

    That's mccreamy?! I always picture him like a lil slimmer and short?

  • @moisescontreras9853
    @moisescontreras9853 Před 3 lety +3

    Every-time I watch these podcast on Spotify or CZcams I think that the podcast gets like 300k views because of how good it is

  • @taketheapex7785
    @taketheapex7785 Před 3 lety +12

    5 stars: you guys should start a podcast

  • @Demonbaby713
    @Demonbaby713 Před 3 lety +8

    Rated 5 stars: this podcast has helped me break the cycle, very cool!

  • @geazybreezy4514
    @geazybreezy4514 Před 3 lety +5

    Rated Five star: Can we get a moment of silence for Ansiley and his 2 kids.

  • @taylors.7011
    @taylors.7011 Před 3 lety +9

    Probably a question that’s been asked before but how does swaggersouls know so much about history

  • @zavier7058
    @zavier7058 Před 3 lety +23

    (5 stars) mason should make his portal connect to a lab with bonsai humans growing

  • @bepsiboi640
    @bepsiboi640 Před 3 lety +3

    5 star review: the seventh member of this podcast reminds me of my dad

  • @Ultra_Spark
    @Ultra_Spark Před 3 lety +3

    38:50 why did fitz call swagger Hugo?

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld Před 3 lety +10

    5 Stars: if I had a dollar for every time Mason talks on this podcast I’d be so poor. I love mason so much he should have his own segment 👄🙏

  • @yar_holmes6360
    @yar_holmes6360 Před 3 lety +4

    Rated 5 stars for that LOTR background, only thing I know New Zealand for

  • @TheDrummerdv
    @TheDrummerdv Před 3 lety +12

    You think I'm gonna get gamersups just because it comes in an anime waifu bottle? Good play, I will.

  • @aubreyblakely9112
    @aubreyblakely9112 Před 3 lety +51

    Rated 5 starts: I love how supportive they are towards Toby. It’s so wholesome. Also the gamer subs is fire

    • @slyfirefox3444
      @slyfirefox3444 Před 3 lety +11

      Well yeah they are friends 😂 and Toby isn’t a little bitch either.

    • @albyshinyfield8841
      @albyshinyfield8841 Před 3 lety +6

      If there were a black Misfit would you be like “I love how supportive they are of him”

    • @delusifer1017
      @delusifer1017 Před 3 lety +2

      @@albyshinyfield8841 lmaoooo

    • @jabezjoshua710
      @jabezjoshua710 Před 2 lety

      she's their friend what do you mean lmaoooo, she's jsut existing

  • @xitcix8360
    @xitcix8360 Před 3 lety +1

    That Spongebob bit was the funniest shit ever

  • @cyvekilla5738
    @cyvekilla5738 Před 3 lety +1

    "Baby head like putty, you mold that shit." - Tobi 2021

  • @minylegends3650
    @minylegends3650 Před 3 lety +4

    Rated five stars: this podcast has helped my with anxiety i have trouble falling a sleep, plus you guys have great houmor

  • @danieljenkins5191
    @danieljenkins5191 Před 3 lety +2

    The fact that Ed Edd and Eddy wasn't even mentioned disappoints me

    • @IAmGeeSnap
      @IAmGeeSnap Před 3 lety

      omg i forgot ed edd n eddy
      PLANK!!!
      i really liked that show too

  • @soundlesspeal
    @soundlesspeal Před 3 lety +5

    i was thinking of isolating a group of humans in a very tall reserve where they would have to jump and climb everywhere to survive. sort of force their evolution into making humans that can fly. or do the same with water making amphibious humans

  • @rookiemistkes
    @rookiemistkes Před 3 lety +5

    I rate this 5 stars the jokes help me forget about the pain

  • @BaxxyNut
    @BaxxyNut Před 3 lety +1

    I was born in 2001 and I had the same childhood. Every Saturday morning I'd wake up early to watch DBZ and Dragon Tales and Supernatural with the biggest bowl of cereal I could make. No internet, no video games

  • @rohananand7101
    @rohananand7101 Před 3 lety +30

    *Rated 5 stars:* this podcast helps me cancel out the Argentinian national anthem that constantly plays in my head

  • @generalgraham4206
    @generalgraham4206 Před 3 lety

    Rated five stars: I listen to this podcast instead of doing my schoolwork and now I’m failing all my classes but it’s worth it

  • @rehab9933
    @rehab9933 Před 3 lety

    yessss i love going to bed with these they help me so much

  • @StarOnCheek
    @StarOnCheek Před 3 lety +2

    56:54 they did, the episode is called "Mind the gap"

  • @phoenixsmokes
    @phoenixsmokes Před 3 lety

    this podcast has run its course fr

  • @thatrandommememan9900
    @thatrandommememan9900 Před 3 lety +1

    i swear i saw this exact episode while playing ark on ragnarok waiting for prime to spoil in a dream 2 years ago

  • @mr.shamblin7404
    @mr.shamblin7404 Před 3 lety +25

    Rated five stars: why isn’t there more stars to rate this podcast higher

  • @McShooty_
    @McShooty_ Před 3 lety +3

    5 stars. I agree with Toby. Mel Gibson does make great guitars.

  • @FracturedStar
    @FracturedStar Před 3 lety +1

    Rated five stars: I missed a few episodes, listened to them all at the same time so I knew all the stories.

  • @GodsGanja
    @GodsGanja Před 3 lety

    best podcast ever especially how you guys don't even have guests often

  • @usjdhsuakndhd
    @usjdhsuakndhd Před 3 lety +1

    SHOOTING THE SHEEP UNDER THE SHEET!?SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

  • @xdhelmax
    @xdhelmax Před 3 lety +4

    Rated 5 starts: just got my scuffed hoodie 10 out of 10 would buy again

  • @cokemud
    @cokemud Před 3 lety +8

    Rated five stars:
    This podcast is proof that your subconscious is never dormant.

  • @RandOmdudeon
    @RandOmdudeon Před 3 lety

    the leg one made me think of that criminal mind episode

  • @MuffinMan4681
    @MuffinMan4681 Před 3 lety +4

    5 starts, my buddy is going on his (Mormon) mission to Melbourne, would y’all ever share a blunt with one of gods servants?

  • @Gods77Love
    @Gods77Love Před 3 lety +1

    YEE YEE megapegapogchamphampertampon.

  • @hprime33_
    @hprime33_ Před 3 lety +1

    Rated 5 stars. Swagger should carry around a claymore and yell CRUSADE for the memes

  • @coffeeubertime7116
    @coffeeubertime7116 Před 3 lety +6

    5 stars: at least my mom doesnt have an onlyfans

  • @yoloswagprobro8227
    @yoloswagprobro8227 Před 2 lety

    3:58
    Let the confusion set in

  • @saltycroissant4273
    @saltycroissant4273 Před 3 lety

    Rated 5 stars: so good i watched the whole hour in around 10 minutes!

  • @G1GB_Jez
    @G1GB_Jez Před 3 lety

    25:12 SPACE WEED I'd be down for that

  • @phowol1
    @phowol1 Před 3 lety

    Rated five stars I watch this show daily because it makes me happy

  • @ramenkid2304
    @ramenkid2304 Před 3 lety

    Rated 5 star ⭐️ review : love to listen to the podcast while I play minecraft and working on my world

  • @cursedduality4766
    @cursedduality4766 Před 3 lety +2

    That moment when meat canyon's actually made a spongebob episode...

  • @ImHalo
    @ImHalo Před 3 lety +6

    Rated 5 stars: listened to it. Then burned down an orphanage. Would listen again

  • @sjeppertje5462
    @sjeppertje5462 Před 3 lety +5

    I guess swagger got those bone extenstions after all.

  • @mikeymcflynn3697
    @mikeymcflynn3697 Před 3 lety +2

    5 star review: if swagger ever has a bit of lint in his belly button he needs taken care, call me.

  • @gabrielharkey3622
    @gabrielharkey3622 Před 3 lety +1

    Rated 5 stars: I had a tiny piece of weed stuck in my eye for half this podcast, thanks for keeping me distracted from my pain👍 (p.s. hopefully one of you get something stuck in your eye that you can’t get out for 30+min)

  • @johnkelley2999
    @johnkelley2999 Před 3 lety +1

    Rated 5 stars: My Shits have been thicker since I’ve started watching the podcast

  • @CHOPPERFAN34
    @CHOPPERFAN34 Před 3 lety

    Rated five stars: to answer tobi’s question about attaching a foot to a random person, no it wouldn’t work. The body of the person missing a foot work see the other foot as a foreign substance and would try to destroy it. It would treat it the same way the body treats a virus or any other type of infection

  • @treyward4189
    @treyward4189 Před 3 lety

    25:31 moon rocks

  • @imfatman8192
    @imfatman8192 Před 3 lety

    Spongebob did have braces in an episode. It was like a school pic or something

  • @jjack215
    @jjack215 Před 3 lety

    5 star review. tell swaggers dad we love him

  • @porcipine4206
    @porcipine4206 Před 2 lety

    swags was almost killed by dorritos.... bois we gotta this man justice PRAiSE SWAGGER

  • @flavorytub
    @flavorytub Před 3 lety

    Rated 5 stars: fits should upload a 5 sec video of him saying “hey” then mason walks in that’s it

  • @elisyan4716
    @elisyan4716 Před 3 lety

    Rated 5 Stars: Gave me an existencial crisis

  • @BeanersParadise
    @BeanersParadise Před 2 lety

    life does restart and boy do i have quite the story to tell...

  • @SpaghettiBappo
    @SpaghettiBappo Před 3 lety

    Rated five stars would recommend cloning more masons though to start the army

  • @leepicplant9219
    @leepicplant9219 Před 3 lety +1

    Rated five stars: this podcast makes me want to drown myself, in a good way

  • @amyd4758
    @amyd4758 Před 3 lety

    28:20 why does Jay sound like Lola from big mouth😂

  • @KTM_Trooper
    @KTM_Trooper Před 3 lety +1

    Gamersups made mccreamy lose his beard... no hassel of shaving beards with this one simple trick... get yours now

  • @chandlerphemister7771
    @chandlerphemister7771 Před 3 lety

    Actually the reason we use gold is because it doesn't deteriorate or oxidize in our atmosphere

  • @itsjaydenk
    @itsjaydenk Před 3 lety

    That 2 dollar peep show at ClubX is wild

  • @jaxxoncody421
    @jaxxoncody421 Před 3 lety

    Rated five stars: my gamer dad’s game series is the gears of war series and since it has multiplayer that is how I was introduced into gaming and ultimately learned about you guys minus a few steps

  • @the_garage_therapist
    @the_garage_therapist Před 3 lety

    5 star rating: this podcast make me stupid and smart at the same time

  • @bobbobberson6585
    @bobbobberson6585 Před 3 lety +1

    Rated 1.34236 stars - Pretty nice.

  • @LittleMissNitro
    @LittleMissNitro Před 3 lety

    Rated 6.66 stars. Raise hell, praise Dale.

  • @ChayseWhitmore
    @ChayseWhitmore Před 3 lety

    Rated 5 stars
    Zuckles is a handsome chap

  • @jdsghfjsdghfj
    @jdsghfjsdghfj Před 3 lety

    ive been having those same flashback things lately

  • @Jack-jw3rd
    @Jack-jw3rd Před 3 lety +3

    Swagger, look into the processes of neurology and how the brain functions, remembers and associates things, whatever ur doing during the time of the flashback triggers it most likely because there's some weird neuron path that connects it, idk it's up to u to find out for yourself, or you're just tripping shit and your brain doesn't know what to do with itself lmao

  • @averagefisherman6488
    @averagefisherman6488 Před 3 lety +1

    Rated five stars. You guys are pretty cool ngl.

  • @ShepherdOfMoths
    @ShepherdOfMoths Před 3 lety

    Good show

  • @nashiwinchester7644
    @nashiwinchester7644 Před 3 lety

    Rated Five Stars: I use this as stress relief, so I don't give into my urges to start structure fires.

  • @sgtghostturkey5507
    @sgtghostturkey5507 Před 3 lety

    Well if child test subjects become a big thing first suspects are going to be these boys 😂

  • @ollie9006
    @ollie9006 Před 3 lety +1

    Rated four stars: yea that’s it

  • @yootd3m
    @yootd3m Před 3 lety +2

    5 stars: Fitz. More like shitz

  • @crazedsocialistfemboy
    @crazedsocialistfemboy Před 3 lety +1

    I tried painting some Warhammer minis during this, it took 3x the time because I laughed too much

  • @albyshinyfield8841
    @albyshinyfield8841 Před 3 lety +1

    Do you know why there are so many gangsters on earth? Because the moon doesn’t have many G’s

  • @danielkelly7009
    @danielkelly7009 Před 3 lety

    Is this what acid feels like

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 Před 3 lety

    Rated fiiIiIiIiIive stars: pizza is a vegetable and so is my uncle

  • @turbmaister7488
    @turbmaister7488 Před 3 lety +1

    I love that swagger has looks like a little flat potato with helmet now

  • @kohliosis5958
    @kohliosis5958 Před 3 lety +1

    38:50 why did Fitz call swagger Hugo

  • @simonghoul3602
    @simonghoul3602 Před 3 lety

    love the thumbnail

  • @boberkurwa641
    @boberkurwa641 Před 3 lety +1

    i ran my phone over with a lawn mower while listening to this

  • @josephcrouse7580
    @josephcrouse7580 Před 3 lety

    As I understand it, china has chewed through their lumber and wood sources inland, due to the increase in rare earth mineral and metal ore processing. Their producing (yuge!) metal exports in an effort to keep their economy afloat. But the wood is needed to burn for smelting... And they've gone through their own lumber stockhousing.

  • @MelonBoiJr
    @MelonBoiJr Před 3 lety

    5 Star Review: Hungry for Burger and Gamer Supps.