good tim points to note: - tim breaking through the wall absolutely high on CO2 saving everyone’s butts - tim ‘wooing filing clerks’ and later having relations with both female and male police officers - sTaTemEnT oF jOe SpOoKy, rEgArdIng SINISTER HAPPENINGS IN THE- man i miss tim
tim busting in like the koolaid man and then proceeding to strip in front of jon and martin will never not be funny honestly all of tim in #39 is hilarious
In a less "spooky" (which I say solely because Jon canonically hates that word in particular) timeline, he's *definitely* a theatre kid. I can confirm, also being a theatre kid.
“all it would need is a half-decent archivist… gertrude robinson was not that” cue to gertrude watching from beyond the grave as jon unleashes the fears unto the world creating a horror and terror fueled apocalypse
tbh i completely get him, if i was The Archivist id vent about lack of sleep or bad coworkers all the time. its double true since he has nowhere else to talk about that stuff
@@mello-byif i were a student studying these tapes i'd make a night out of it. grab some pals, make some popcorn, shittalk jon. like getting together to watch a tv show
Season 2 thing here: I keep picturing Tim, Jon and Sasha in that bit from The Office Tim: Jon has been looking at me kind of a lot all week _*cut to Jon standing outside Tim's house, watching with binoculars in broad daylight while Tim takes out his garbage to the curb to see him there_ Tim: I would be creeped out by it, but its nothing compared to the way Sasha has been looking at me _*cuts to Sasha watching Tim in the Magnus Institute, imitating his breathing pattern_
s1 Jon is still in that development stage where you think the best way to deal with liking someone is pretending to despise them because vulnerability is death
The best way to mortify S4 Jon would be to play tapes from S1 Jon or any supplemental, really. Also, how weird is it to actually hear Elias acting like a manager?
Honestly my favorite season one moment is when Jon says that he only records stories that won't record on anything else on the tape recorder. This man really thought that was normal, like actually thought there was nothing spooky about that. He is a fool and I love him
I know Elias is a dangerous, scheming little rat bastard man but he made his first appearance in like the funniest way imaginable, all things considered. There was just something weirdly hilarious about that exasperated, posh voice arguing with Jon from the background. "That's not how it WORKS, Jonathan!" he sounds like his fuckin dad 😂😂
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR ALL OF TMA Mhm! Everything in this series is started by the Mother. Elias chose Jon because he was marked by the Web- a gift from her, practically falling into his lap. Carlos Vittery died because his name was on Annabelle Cane's website, which caused the entire Prentiss thing, which caused everything else in the show. Hell, even the *tapes*. They're on *tape*. Tape, by nature, is a sticky strand that traps things. Sound familiar? The Web can control computers, too (the world wide web, lol), so the Mother might've even been messing with the computers in the archive in order to convince everybody to start to use tapes. The Web was controlling it *all along*.
the implications that tim is also flirting with (maybe even fucking) the students who are using the institute for research IN ADDITION to the people at the police station is comedy gold to me. mr. canonically assigned hot by basira lives up to his title. he is the bisexual whore of the century, and i couldn’t love him any more for it
The way you can hear the shifts in how John pronounces Martin‘s name over the course of the seasons. From the rough MAHTIN to a soft Moartin, man I love this podcast. I remember how the Supernatural fandom refers to the first two seasons as the "happy" seasons. This is what season one TMAG feels like compared to whatever happens down the line.
I agree xD Though your comment is the most spoilery thing here I think. Maybe.. I don't know, a lot of people already know but new listeners don't, (it's different to vaguely know they get together than to read an exact quote of this magnitude and not being able to tell yourself op is making it up) maybe... put a spoiler warning or dots at the start? Gosh idk. Do what you want with this I guess xD
uhh,,, idk but mayhe u could put a spoiler alert on front of ur comment?????? not to be rude but im only on season one and this kinda spoiled it to me a lot :((( theres very little non spoilery content for the first seasons of TMA so this is a safeplace for most of new listeners!!!! and it would be rlly helpful if u could put an alert on ur comment 😳😳
@@okayillprobablygo4480 thank u!!!!! that's very nice of u!!! but honestly, its a very lovely spoiler, its keeping me through jon being a complete asshole to martin s2 hahah
I remember how, when I first started listening, I was really confused as to why everyone shipped the two of them, especially a friend of mine who generally doesn't like jerk/softie pairings. And then John was uncharacteristically nice to Martin when he escaped Prentiss for the first time and I started to understand, though I didn't really start shipping them until the "did you die here" conversation
Joe Spooky remains my favorite part to date. It just fills me with so much joy every time I hear it. edit NEVERMIND IT NOW FILLS ME WITH SADNESS AND TEARS AND REGRET
@@lizconstantly4178 I mean you can certainly think of it that way, but in all honest early Jon ws kind of just a bitch for no reason. Like he definitely gets better but the man was a bit of a bastard to Martin who was jusy trying his best at the job he was given (although unsuccessfully at times), even he admits that.
@@cinderblock8369 Oh no, I’m aware, I was just joking haha. S 1 Jon was kind of a prick and he grows a lot by the end of the series. It’s just really funny to hear him complain about Martin knowing how whipped he is by season 5.
What I got from watching tma S1Jon: Martin's a useless ass, I'm bitchy man and I don't believe any of this shit. S2Jon: Martin just gave me tea. Suspicious. S3Jon: I'm An Avatar now and I'm jumping all over the globe. S4Jon:I don't even have words for this season. This season just destroyed me S5Jon: Drink it all up and spit it back out.
This takes me back to when I worked with a Tim at a movie theater. No matter how hard I try, I always picture TMA Tim looking like the Tim I knew, which brings me both joy and sadness for various reasons.
@@snowywhitequeen season 5 has me chewing my nails for sure. But it's still such a contrast to hear Jon roasting the future love of his life on these dang tapes 😂
S1 Jon is the avatar of the Martin Bully
Denial is a strong thing
Hearing Jon say “ell oh ell” completely seriously without a hint of humour or irony absolutely destroyed me
In s2 or s3 he angrily said “Yes I know what a meme is!”
And like- Jon do you? You said the individual letters in lol-
Scarlet Coffee hes trynna sound 38 dude
@@scarcovy2607 I can’t imagine him saying “lol” in his serious voice either though.
The first time I heard that I started choking on my water lmfao
@@scarcovy2607Or in S5 (spoilers for those not there) him saying "I'm allowed to know what Spiderman is"
M A H T I N
M A H T I N~
Jon's character development from s1 to s4
I can totally hear Jon saying that even just from this comment🤣
Jon absolutely has a phone but texts with perfect grammar and probably texts back with k without knowing the power it holds
He signs all of his texts
oh no no, he hits you with the devastating
"Okay."
he uses apostrophes
That's.... that' me. I am Jon.
Wait does k mean something other than ok???
outraged that martin walking in with no pants on in the middle of jon recording was not included
oh fuck you're so right. somehow i didn't see that when i was going thru the transcripts gdi
Martin is such a sweetheart, I bet he was wearing boxer shorts with little teacups on them
wait what episode and why dont I remember this lmao
given that this podcast is in british english, the use of the word "pants" here sent me into a giggling fit
@@beans7448 It’s around the 14 minute mark in Episode 23
statement of *joe spooky* regarding *s i n i s t e r h a p p e n i n g s* is my favorite joke
God I miss Tim
@@nagydoraveronika ...you what? YOU WHAT, HEY GET BACK HERE
@@JesseColton uhh... I said I could kiss him *sweating profusely*
from wich episode is this?
Siro Medina mag 39: infestation i believe?
the solid four seconds of silence with only the alarms going after martin says he's been recording his poetry is comedy genius
Frfr
Ok but can we appreciate that line from the third s1 trailer that implies Martin brings dogs into the Archives on several occasions
Plus with the liveshow now! we have actual evidence of the first time this happened omg
What he says: “they are patrons of the institute”
What he means: “they’re my in laws”
they paid a dowry
Man just doesn't want to make the in-laws mad, doubt they like him very much anyways, especially after at least a couple divorces
Knowing the Lucas’s they probably appreciate that kind of emotional distance in a relationship.
not after the 57th divorce
think hey are divorced again
good tim points to note:
- tim breaking through the wall absolutely high on CO2 saving everyone’s butts
- tim ‘wooing filing clerks’ and later having relations with both female and male police officers
- sTaTemEnT oF jOe SpOoKy, rEgArdIng SINISTER HAPPENINGS IN THE-
man i miss tim
My guy took fuck the police literally. An acab king. Love Mr. canonically assigned hot by Basira. He's an icon.
jon said "fuck the police, commit crimes" and tim said "you got it boss"
Tim was fucking fabulous love him
Well, there’s a possibility he’s back, we’ll have to wait and see
I miss Tim so much, the man was a legend
MARTIN BULLY COUNT OMG
The best part of the “Lo-Fi charm” scene is the 3 seconds of silence, with the blaring alarms letting you HEAR the other two’s expressions.
Or alternatively... you can hear Jon's expression, as Tim is still high as a kite on CO2 :')
“… I see”
tim busting in like the koolaid man and then proceeding to strip in front of jon and martin will never not be funny
honestly all of tim in #39 is hilarious
ALL OF TIM WAS HILARIOUS AND HE BETTER BE ENJOYING HIS KAYAKING TRIP OR I WILL FIGHT HIM PERSONALLY I REALLY MISS MY BOY ;-;
@@handofclay5390 haha
Episode 39, despite being super intense, made me laugh my ass off multiple times.
i want someone to read this without context.
i miss him bro....
god i miss s1 tim. he deserved so much better.
HE DIIIID AND I LOVE HIM
He sounds so happy
True! He did get what he wanted though! He fucked up the ritual of those that took his brother at least!
i miss him so much
Keep thotting it up in heaven king
The teeth Apple is my favorite little bit for some reason. Just love it and the way Jon says “deeply unpleasant”.
Bone apple teeth :)
@@shineyfishnot the bone apple teeth-
Jon's "oh eem" when Elias gets into the room while he's recoding is fucking hilarious. Homeboy KNEW he was being over theatrical
In a less "spooky" (which I say solely because Jon canonically hates that word in particular) timeline, he's *definitely* a theatre kid. I can confirm, also being a theatre kid.
“all it would need is a half-decent archivist… gertrude robinson was not that” cue to gertrude watching from beyond the grave as jon unleashes the fears unto the world creating a horror and terror fueled apocalypse
Spoiler S5:
John is a great Archive, unlike Gertrude who simply refuses to become an eldritch monster! How unprofessional of her! - Elias
why does Jon treat the taperecorder like a diary where he can vent about his problems? Like imagine being a student and feeling bad for Mahtin
tbh i completely get him, if i was The Archivist id vent about lack of sleep or bad coworkers all the time. its double true since he has nowhere else to talk about that stuff
lmao imagine being a student in like. season 2 and having to listen to the head archivist absolutely off his rocker about his coworkers
@@mello-bySUpLemEnTAL
@@mello-byif i were a student studying these tapes i'd make a night out of it. grab some pals, make some popcorn, shittalk jon. like getting together to watch a tv show
“MAHTIN. MAHHHTINN.”
Season 2 thing here:
I keep picturing Tim, Jon and Sasha in that bit from The Office
Tim: Jon has been looking at me kind of a lot all week
_*cut to Jon standing outside Tim's house, watching with binoculars in broad daylight while Tim takes out his garbage to the curb to see him there_
Tim: I would be creeped out by it, but its nothing compared to the way Sasha has been looking at me
_*cuts to Sasha watching Tim in the Magnus Institute, imitating his breathing pattern_
Jon stop bullying him we all know you love him
They're courting
@@noomre9105 it's just how he flirts
s1 Jon is still in that development stage where you think the best way to deal with liking someone is pretending to despise them because vulnerability is death
@@margaridabento9726 He's like that one story about someone who wrote love letter that only said "get out of my school"
d a n g e d s p o i l e r s
The best way to mortify S4 Jon would be to play tapes from S1 Jon or any supplemental, really. Also, how weird is it to actually hear Elias acting like a manager?
i especially think it's funny that at this point ben meredith didn't even know elias was gonna be a bad guy lmao
what do you mean? imo, melanie's season 3 performance review was a perfect example of how to be a fantastic manager
leela davie so was martins. he was such a fair boss even tho he was damaging statements
Gotta at like you might fire them so they don't try to quit.
@@snowywhitequeen oh! Cool that explains why he sounded so dorky.
“whatever web the statements have caught you in” fear.png
The disbelieving way he snaps "a comPLAINT" always gets me. Drama queen 👁️✨
tim busting through the wall like the koolaid man will always be my favorite moment
Who else just realized that Jon’s “I see you” at the spider was awfully similar to sasha’s last “I see you”
Well now you've reminded me Martin's "I see you" and made me emotional o...O
Oh that hurts me a little bit
It's the season finale motif!
Aaaand we can't forget about S4 finale's "I see you", when a certain lonely man got wrecked
There’s so many I see you’s and I know’s in the series
well i write poetry aannd i think tapes have a sort of,, Low-Fi Charm.
.
.
.
.
............................. i see..
Tim just standing there like 👁👄👁
@@_mel_9953 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly my favorite season one moment is when Jon says that he only records stories that won't record on anything else on the tape recorder. This man really thought that was normal, like actually thought there was nothing spooky about that. He is a fool and I love him
Having finished season one, i would like to amend my statement. He is not a fool, he is very scared. I'm sorry for insulting you John
“... but he (Tim) better not be using Institute funds to woo filing clerks again” the again KILLED ME
Man's taking "fuck the police" to a WHOLE new level.
I know Elias is a dangerous, scheming little rat bastard man but he made his first appearance in like the funniest way imaginable, all things considered. There was just something weirdly hilarious about that exasperated, posh voice arguing with Jon from the background. "That's not how it WORKS, Jonathan!" he sounds like his fuckin dad 😂😂
I miss "Joe Spooky" Tim because it all spiralled down from there.
It did, it really did
Hehe, spiralled
@@huntercharleston5812 how dare you
@@thatgoblin9395 Every TMA conversation will eventually *circle* back to the Spiral eventually. It's only a matter of time after all.
Me too 😢
jon: americans (derogatory)
My favorite is the scathing tone when he says Martin had "some very pleasant chats about jigsaws" season 1 Jon was a catty bitch and I'm here for it
I was today years old when I realized. Jon discovered Jane Prentiss’ hiding place because of a spider. In this series, that is never a coincidence
_oh._
_AND_ the fact that Jane Prentiss was found by Martin the first place was because he was investigating a case about _spiders_
@@lukaria_1037 oh damn I knew about the spider on the wall but never connected Martin investigating a spider statement…d a m n
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR ALL OF TMA
Mhm! Everything in this series is started by the Mother. Elias chose Jon because he was marked by the Web- a gift from her, practically falling into his lap. Carlos Vittery died because his name was on Annabelle Cane's website, which caused the entire Prentiss thing, which caused everything else in the show. Hell, even the *tapes*. They're on *tape*. Tape, by nature, is a sticky strand that traps things. Sound familiar? The Web can control computers, too (the world wide web, lol), so the Mother might've even been messing with the computers in the archive in order to convince everybody to start to use tapes. The Web was controlling it *all along*.
@@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804holy shit the god damn PLANNING Johnny Is literally a god writer
i CANNOT with the martin bully count
mAHtiN where did you put the fiRE eXTingUiSHeRS??? MAHTIN!!
season 1 jon: martin (derogatory)
the implications that tim is also flirting with (maybe even fucking) the students who are using the institute for research IN ADDITION to the people at the police station is comedy gold to me. mr. canonically assigned hot by basira lives up to his title. he is the bisexual whore of the century, and i couldn’t love him any more for it
Ghost.
Spiders.
Saw this at the exact moment i heard it
tim has the exact same energy as shane from buzzfeed unsolved
So much so that in my mind I kept picturing Shane as Tim.
next to it was a handwritten note that said: BONE APPLE TEETH
oh my god
the one dislike is elias sldkfjsd
it's because i included the in laws comment isn't it... what's it feel like to have your privacy invaded elias?? huh???
Leila Spiderah FUCK I JUST MADE THIS COMMENT I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY AND ORIGINAL time to be devoured by worms
@@cadaver_haver NOT THE GODDAMN WORMS-
I’m obsessed w the way Alex delivers “Made You Think I Was A GHOST”
"Fine, fine... I'll be more 'lovely'" is one of my favorite lines and deliveries in the entire show
The way you can hear the shifts in how John pronounces Martin‘s name over the course of the seasons. From the rough MAHTIN to a soft Moartin, man I love this podcast.
I remember how the Supernatural fandom refers to the first two seasons as the "happy" seasons. This is what season one TMAG feels like compared to whatever happens down the line.
someone says calliope and I start crying.
“Alright Tim you look fine, put them back on please”......
DID TIM TAKE OFF HIS PANTS
Y U P. Homeboy was high as a kite.
if anyone said "... i see." to me like that after admitting i wrote poetry i would fully flee the country
And they said it was a horror-
clearly it's a mrs brown's boys clone!
it's just the office but with added lovecraft
"OH good LORD, that's-" "DEEPLY UNPLEASANT, YES"
I love how you can hear Jon laughing as the shelf falls
@UCoAWVWSdv3DtowKDa1eRigg 10:49!
*laughing that turns to sobbing* I mISS tIM-!
(Spoiler!)
Every time I hear s1 Jon bully Martin my brain immediately replays the “I love you” from s5
I agree xD
Though your comment is the most spoilery thing here I think. Maybe.. I don't know, a lot of people already know but new listeners don't, (it's different to vaguely know they get together than to read an exact quote of this magnitude and not being able to tell yourself op is making it up)
maybe... put a spoiler warning or dots at the start?
Gosh idk. Do what you want with this I guess xD
@lila mansilla exactly what I wasreferring to with my comment xDD I'm inclined to apologise on op's behalf for that spoiler O....o
uhh,,, idk but mayhe u could put a spoiler alert on front of ur comment?????? not to be rude but im only on season one and this kinda spoiled it to me a lot :((( theres very little non spoilery content for the first seasons of TMA so this is a safeplace for most of new listeners!!!! and it would be rlly helpful if u could put an alert on ur comment 😳😳
marina lilian sorry about that! I’ll edit it now
@@okayillprobablygo4480 thank u!!!!! that's very nice of u!!! but honestly, its a very lovely spoiler, its keeping me through jon being a complete asshole to martin s2 hahah
I Can't Believe That This Entire Video Is Jon Not Only Being A Clown But The Entire Circus As Well!
circus.. clown... something something NIKOLA
Y O U
“Oh good lord that’s”
“Deeply unpleasant yes”
Does anyone else lmao at how different Elias's first voice appearance sounds so different from his further appearances?
Right?
Pretty sure they got a new voice actor
@@wolpenfire3562 it’s the same voice actor, he just didn’t know he was playing an evil character in the beginning.
@@wolpenfire3562 No, they didn’t.
Im sure i can watch this and avoid spoilers if i dont go into the comm--
*immediately scrolls to the comments*
LMAO you have done this to yourself
Yo xD
So how’re you doing after MAG 200?
“Yes, alright Tim, you look fine, put them back on please,”
i’m dying
seriously how did i not realize how, ah, addled tim’s brain was at that point?
im still going crazy over jon trying to pronounce "wypalać"
us: wypalać
the british: v. viplosh?
Oh, season 1 was such an different time
I thought Martin was exaggerating is S5 when he said Jon use to hate him, but listening back on S1 he really did 💀💀
I really miss season one Tim.
me too ):
I miss Tim in general
We all do :[
I really miss Tim
I remember how, when I first started listening, I was really confused as to why everyone shipped the two of them, especially a friend of mine who generally doesn't like jerk/softie pairings. And then John was uncharacteristically nice to Martin when he escaped Prentiss for the first time and I started to understand, though I didn't really start shipping them until the "did you die here" conversation
Just realized that the way jon says martin's name has similar energy to the way arthur says Merlin's name
OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
11:15 A shame Tim took the worst time to screw around with the recorder. It would have made for a great gag scenario.
Joe Spooky remains my favorite part to date. It just fills me with so much joy every time I hear it.
edit NEVERMIND IT NOW FILLS ME WITH SADNESS AND TEARS AND REGRET
lmao they finished season 3
Finished season 3, huh?
Yeah I just finished season 3 as well. I feel your pain.
"I would prefer you not antagonize anyone connected to the Lukas family" Fxuxd5r6 HhH oh n O
aged well didn't it
@@snowywhitequeen like wine
apparently tim's character is based on gunpowder tim from the mechanisms and that information lives inside my brain rent free
I thought they were the same people for a while until I had chance to Google it
I thought they were the same people for a while until I had chance to Google it
I mean, it makes sense. He killed himself by blowing other people up! Gunpowder Tim would be proud!
Can’t say I’m surprised
Everytime Martin gets bullied I feel genuine pain
As you can tell I'm a Martin kinnie
He’s flirting
@@lizconstantly4178 I mean you can certainly think of it that way, but in all honest early Jon ws kind of just a bitch for no reason. Like he definitely gets better but the man was a bit of a bastard to Martin who was jusy trying his best at the job he was given (although unsuccessfully at times), even he admits that.
@@cinderblock8369 Oh no, I’m aware, I was just joking haha. S 1 Jon was kind of a prick and he grows a lot by the end of the series. It’s just really funny to hear him complain about Martin knowing how whipped he is by season 5.
@@lizconstantly4178 oh yeah no I agree, it's definitely a funny contrast!!
I have a friend who can't handle horror but is curious about tma because I always talk about it so I sent him this as a little sum up
that's hilarious, i stan this
You have given him the wrong vibe you absolute monster.
"i'll be more lovely."
I do not think that jon actually knows what a “meme” is
"I see"
The Martin bully count goes up
That that right there killed me
Jon thinking Martin was a ghost is the workplace comedy content we all signed up for
how did i not realize how BRUTAL jon was to martin in season one LMAO
I'll never get over Tim's last words almost being about Joe Spooky and the Sinister happenings
"Check out this drunk creeper, ell oh ell"
What I got from watching tma
S1Jon: Martin's a useless ass, I'm bitchy man and I don't believe any of this shit.
S2Jon: Martin just gave me tea. Suspicious.
S3Jon: I'm An Avatar now and I'm jumping all over the globe.
S4Jon:I don't even have words for this season. This season just destroyed me
S5Jon: Drink it all up and spit it back out.
That’s it, that’s the show. Also, Helen distortion (our lovely door wife) is the best character!
@@jhumurroy6130 💯
@@jhumurroy6130 Michael was the better Spiral and I will die on this hill
@@CJtheentityNo. Just no. Helen forever!
@@idkwhattonamemyselfsoyeah Are you sure you haven’t been targeted by The Spiral? Because you seem a bit delusional
The Martin bully count, how far we've come
I bet jon owns a flip phone that can barely even call people
the two dislikes are elias and peter
Annabelle has joined the party
@@zarchblarch2490 Annabelle is their couple therapist and the cause of some of their divorces and remarriages.
"anything seems to go wrong around here, it always happen to him [Martin]"
I mean, when both the writer and the director of TMA openly bully him..
I cannot BELIEVE you didn't include Martin walking into the archives without pants on
nobody:
s1 Jon: you're such a fucking disappointment MAHtin
THE MARTIN BULLY COUNT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER P L E A S E
"i would prefer you not antagonize anyone connected with the lukas family. they are [my in laws]" LFDJSF
this made me remember EXACTLY how mean s1 jon is.
S5 spoilers:
Jonathan if someone gets chopped up at least it’ll be Martin sims really developed into Jonathan your my reason Blackwood
THIS.
god I've been binging this for the last two weeks and jeez jon's voice and demeanor changed so much
-americans.
-ah.
I feel attacked
TMA is a comedy. No doubt
sasha i miss you baby ):
we do N O T want it
martin: i love my evil husband who is mean to me
Why is it that every guy I’ve worked with called Tim is exactly like Tim
you sound blessed
This takes me back to when I worked with a Tim at a movie theater. No matter how hard I try, I always picture TMA Tim looking like the Tim I knew, which brings me both joy and sadness for various reasons.
"I DO NOT ALLOW IGNITION SOURCES IN MY ARCHIVE!"
the pure contempt that jon portrays for martin in the first season is the peak of comedy in this podcast.
S1 Jon was such a little shit, I love him
Martin: h
Jon: oh sweet Jesus mahtin shut the *hell* up
I'm watching this for the second time and I just noticed the quick flash of 'my in-laws' at 4:11. Lonelyeyes is everywhere.
Oh how the times have changed... Sometimes you seriously forget that this Pod is a horror genre 😂
and then you listen to s5 and go oh no yeah, horror, this is horror
@@snowywhitequeen season 5 has me chewing my nails for sure. But it's still such a contrast to hear Jon roasting the future love of his life on these dang tapes 😂