We Made a Theme Park
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- čas přidán 24. 09. 2018
- We made a really good theme park.
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Music -
Intro - Ljones - Mother's Heart
Outro: LJones - Chihiro's Break (Untitled)
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
Cursed Theme Park Attractions - Zábava
Sorry for the gap between uploads guys, my life has been kind of crazy the last couple of weeks and it was a struggle to deal with both that and youtube. Thankfully, that's over now and I can focus on youtube. More videos coming soon, and thanks a ton for 400k guys
Also it would be incredible if someone somehow made a RCT or Planet Coaster recreation of this
hi carson
can i give one of my memes
Welcome back I guess?
I like to call it "DEATH *TRAP*" not only theres a chance of dying theres also a chance of being trapped.
The cursed videos really made youre channel boom
u good . u maKE THE MOST FUNNIEST VIDEOS long side fitz. drop a like if u think CallMeCarson's squad and Fitz's squad should collab
There’s 3 types of people
_- An extra fortnite_
_- I would like two number nines_
*- I HAVE A BOMB*
Ah yes, the three genders.
@@skitkat123 I sexually identify as I HAVE A BOMB
@@ssssss-lr1rf same here!
Im the person who randomly yells out "I HAVE A BOMB"
Preston zzstu Romack what
Carson: No, we're not calling it Sans World
Carson:
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Carson: Lets call it Sans World
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Watching CallMeCarson is like being in a discord call, but you don't have a mic.
And the only thing you can do is laugh.
True
Son that’s called a podcast
Me and my friends have the same goddamn humor as Carson and his friends, it's sad really
I didn't think someone could accurately represent my thoughts in a way I never could.
The merciless sun god who stares down upon the park goers with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes, so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding and wisdom that our mortal minds can not even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawing abyss long enough, you may just return with an inkling of his vast knowledge.
And now, the weather.
Yup that's what they said
aw8tingapproval so I’m guessing your new to CZcams comment sections.
The sun god is the partick thistle mascot
THAT'S PATRICK THISTLES MASCOT
Small child:got killed within park
Callmecarson: He clearly likes it!
im honored to be the 69th upvote
@@Br1ll nice
you been on too much reddit
@@thousandsubscriberswithn-pu4eh i have
Small child: gets killed within park
Carson: default dance on there body
Carson: “we are not calling it sans world”
Carson again: *proceeds to call it sans world*
And has ugandan sans as the main mascot
*SANS WORLD#
@NinjaStealth VA Like count +4
*_S A N S W O R L D_*
*Ｓ ａ ｎ ｓ Ｗ ｏ ｒ ｌ ｄ*
"We never discussed where Sans World is"
Sans World just is.
JoeStrk it is it’s own world
It’s in Boise Idaho
JoeStrk sans world exists in every point in time and space simultaneously
dooweemama i agree, sans world is it’s own planet
Sans world isn’t just a planet it is a universal being. A cosmic body. A gravitational phenomenon. Sans world the impossible made possible.
March: Things can’t get any worse. April: Sans World
And you’re *forced* to go. No ifs, ands, or buts.
reading this in late June is wild.
mid july, this comment hits different
It’s gone wayy downhill since fucking April
This is from a year ago stupid
Carson: "We need to settle a name for our park guys."
- "Amusement Park"
- "Jeff"
- "Sans World"
Carson: "No, we do not call it Sans World."
*Carson makes it an Ugandan Sans World*
I know that "an" is technically correct but I hate it
@@exetone English is weird sometimes (not my 1st language) , and that just broke my mind
@@exetone depends on how you pronounce the "u". Phonetically most people would pronounce it as if preceeded by the letter y, therefore an would be incorrect. Otherwise yeah, but ive rarely heard it done the other way
@@carbondiam welp, we gotta rename it "ooganda"
@@petertaylor9432 I'm not sure anyone can handle that kind of power
2:20 I present to you:
*The suislide*
LMFAO
*ahem* I don't think you trust,
In, my... Self-righteous suislide
I.... Cry when angels go on that slide
bendoesit17 He’s not, he took it from RTGame
Underrated comment
It's fun until it's not anymore
This is the most scuffed Rollercoaster Tycoon gameplay I've ever seen
Torchie fucking underrated comment
SeaWorld tycoon looking different
@@tonythedumbass4251 The emotions from Sans World Seems pretty accurate to how the Whales feel while they're there, minus the knowledge
I feel like noah is the perfect person for these kind of videos. He is an agent of chaos
I want to say... Astral Chain reference..?
I like “agent of chaos” as a title
Which one of these is Noah?
@@swagzagoon2596 dark knight
No not noah, ted
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
he clearly likes it
Hugbox I love you
The legit story about that slide (the Cannonball Loop at Action Park) is pretty much that.
They hired a Swedish 'architect' who came over on a week-long visa and he sketched it up on a napkin, and then they just built it.
Test dummies came out dismembered and they paid staff twenty bucks to test it with far less gruesome results (but plenty of scrapes and dislocated shoulders).
It was only open for one summer.
Surprisingly not one of the rides that actually killed people at Action Park.
ahh jurassic park reference. good quote.
Thatguyontheinternet he clearly likes it
The Merciless Sun God greets you once and never again, for escape is not an option.
the only escape is the ambulance
@@Nebulister *hearse
Nebulister NG not even that
It’s a football/soccer team in Scotland. Partick thistle mascot, I found this funny because I knew this before the video
he has no chance against big lion
6:23 So, funny story. Apparently my mom rode this when I was in her womb. Explains why the cord was wrapped around my neck at birth.
*oopsy*
Once i rode it and my glasses fell off in the middle of the ride (plus i dropped my phone in the cage) so i had to spend half the ride trying to not fly around the cage (cause y'know, there's no belts to keep me strapped or anything) while i try grabbing my phone and glasses. This was the first time i rode it too :')
@@witchby7420 why would you go in that with glasses and a phone
@@ruller8901 ngl I wasnt the smartest and I didnt really have anyone else to hold it for me either lol
@@witchby7420 u couldve kept them with the guy who works there
"Its in hell"
"Its in LA"
*they decided it was boise idaho*
That's where I live😂
@@YouCannothandlethis the merciless sun god may come for you
it makes sense
@@livispuzzled Nah Dallas Texas
@@kingbreck4648 LMAO
Nothing like the sweet sound of Carson's damaged lungs.
I was looking for this comment. Thank you.
I thank you as well
Are his lungs actually damaged? I'm kinda new so idk if this is an inside joke or smthn lol
The_ Divine_Gay dont worry, they arent, its just that his wheezing laughs sound like he’s gonna need a lung transplant soon if his friends keep making him laugh this severely lol
i somehow never knew this comment even had any likes on it despite the fact it has over a thousand
I love Carson's laugh so much
Yeah
His wheeze cracks me up
@@dagmanbirck4744 i die when I here his laugh
tickle his feet u can hear it even more
It's an old man dying
“Hi can I get large fries, large coke, and a mc-“
“I HAVE A BOMB!”
Idc if ppl hate Carson now, I still come back to these videos because they are fucking hilarious. I've seen all of his videos at least 50 times over, but I still laugh every single time. This one is my favorite video of his and still, TO THIS DAY, makes me cry/laugh.
Same, it brings me back man
I literally just laughed at the active river after knowing the joke already
Nah only Twitter hated Carson. YT and Twitch was fine
SAME HEREEE
50 is a large number of times
If u ever consider changing ur park name, i have 1.
"Abusement Park"
Zoey Shiplotz 😂
if i have a theme park im fucking naming it that
Sans World couldn’t be topped until this comment was made
😂 that’s so creative omg
Life Chan The customers now have Stockholm syndrome
The merciless Sun God who stares down upon the parkgoers with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes, so does the Sun God act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding and wisdom that our mortal minds can not even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into The Yawning Abyss for long enough, you may just return with an inkling of his vast knowledge. Is Sans World actually an amusement park or some sort of weird layline connection to an alternative universe?
My favorite quotess
Praise the Sun!
if you even so much as try to challenge or question the sun god's knowledge,
he shall bringeth down thy apperal
some people seek happiness some people seek love the merciless sun god seeks a future where the only things that remain in his way is his followers and those who see him as the only god
when all bow down to him his fiery gaze will burn your soul a small amount less then average
is he just a mascot that pulls peoples pants down or is he the older brother of satan and god
we never discussed where sans world is
Carson's content is sad to watch now, yeah, but we can still appreciate that Noah was the MVP of this video. Double decker death spiral? The yawning abyss? Active river? Merciless sun god? Noah brought his A game to this shit and I am HERE for it.
I still watch his content a lot, don’t care what he did his content is still entertaining.
Hes back 😁
@@EliPlayzzz Yes I can see that.
noah carried this video god bless
At my school carnival they have the ride at 6:34 it’s called the “zipper”
I call it
"Instant or slow death machine"
I went on a zipper once and my phone got out of my pocket and started bouncing around and it fucking hit my nose I’ve never laughed and felt pain at the same time
cranium shaker
@@nerdsquid9951 cranium shaker
Nerd Squid cranium shaker
I was expecting you guys to just be playing rollercoaster tycoon
You can stop worrying about grenades now
* Korean: Actions Speak louder than words*
@@dachs2053 what the heck
@@dachs2053 why'd you respond to yourself 2 weeks later
It was better than Rollercoaster Tycoon. This is art.
the "ten years in the yawning abyss" was my favorite part of the video
Ok
1:23 "can i get a a uhhhh"
me: dont say a mc breakfast or a sausge sammy
I'm giving birth
@@josephochoa9861 gimme a second im crying
@@rickyt521 lol
AAAAAAAAH
(Employee dying)
“can you add some shrubbery”
*adds photos of george bush*
~Inhales~
*I have a bomb*
Welcome to the United Bank of
M O N E Y
*I HAVE A BOMB*
I found this video out of all his by searching "can I get uh fortnite:
*Poppy bros junior*
1:11 I HAVE A BOMB
What if we kissed in Sans World?!? 😳😳😳
Lil Fedora bet 😏💋
Na Na jk jk
Unless😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
So are we married now?
Omg.
We are not gods we are trash
P
6:27 is an actual ride. ive been on it, its called the zipper and whenever i got to the fair its the first i go to because it the scariest
Bruh that's the fucking Cranium Shaker
I went on it once when I was younger but I was too small to fit the saftey bar so my dad had to hold me in the seat while I was just fucking horrified damn near flying
try the ring of fire its BAD like real bad
It seems everyday I comeback to this channel another ten thousand subs have left.
I love Carson's laugh, it's a normal laugh but someone's trying to start a broken vaccum.
just the wheezes lmao
6:51 I swear, the Merciless Sun God just became my favorite mascot after this.
kira64 its a mascot for a football team in Scotland, it’s just as terrifying in real life, it’s name. Is kingsy.
I wheezed so hard
The merciless sun god who stares down upon the park goers with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze.
Just as humans act around apes, so does the sun god act around mortals.
His expressionless features convey a great understanding and wisdom that our mortal minds can not even hope to understand.
It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss for long enough, you may just return with an inkling of his vast knowledge.
Is Sans World actually an amusement park or some sort of weird layline connection to an alternative universe?
....
This took a while to type out
@@ajyana8453 Big Lion
Moobattle I can feel his power just by thinking of him
One of my favorite videos ever, hurts to watch now
?
@@AnOn-xf7os its ok
same here :(
Same
Same, it feels weird to watch now
Man this is just so sad now
I didn't talk because I was stumped at all of the big words being strewn about.
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The Merciless Sun God,
Who stares down upon the park goers,
With his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze,
Just as humans act toward apes,
So does the Sun God act toward mortals.
His expressionless features convey a great understanding and wisdom,
That our mortal minds cannot even hope to comprehend.
It is said that if you gaze into the Yawning Abyss for long enough,
You may return with just an inkling of his vast knowledge.
-A deep telling of Merciless Sun God to the Callmecarson people, 3,000,000 B.C.
Salvation Salvatoré thanks you for that 👌🏼
Can I join such a religion?
Levi Wolf-Leviathan, You must have the will to go through mass torture in order to hold such wisdom and power. Though, you shall never know the full extent of the Merciless Sun God’s great and immeasurable knowledge and will.
@@rockfriendmemo ok then
glory be to the sungod
praise him, for he is mighty
fear him, for he is strong
admire him, for he is wise
pity him, for he is forced to live with those below him
3 years? Where has time gone? I remember when these videos were just released. Now they’re a distant memory of a time long past.
the things id do to go back to when this video was released
God, Carson's videos always made me so happy, I really miss his stuff
I mean he left it up for us to still watch. . .but itll never be the same
@@SirFiggles For me it doesn't matter what he's done, his content is still fun to watch
Also we all do stupid shit when we're young lmao, it gets specially hard when you're young AND get fame
@@BornatoBTW facks
well
he returned now ig but yikes that pfp reminds me of things i desperately want to forget
@@sleepy_boi7552 you shall never forget
"A group of youtubers has been arrested for charges of conspiracy of mass murder"
A group of you tubers has been arrested for charges of -conspiracy of- mass murder
A group of youtubers has -been arrested for charges of conspiracy of- mass murder
A group of -youtubers have been arrested for charged of conspiracy of- mass murderers.
-A group of youtubers have been arrested for charges of conspiracy of- mass murderers
"Bumper Cars But with actual cars"
Parking Lot :)
No!"Streets"
No! Parking lot on Black Friday when everyone is fighting for spots.
I read this at the perfect time
drunk driving
Rashid Leroy Ang you mean the school parking lot
God I wish I was blissfully ignorant again
I called my animal crossing island Sans World.
Remake it exactly the same
Did you also put the merciless sun God in the island as well
Make sure it has the Yawning Abyss
4444
have fortnite in it
_Ugandan Sans is probably the worst and best combination of anything to ever exist in the history of everything._
I think *U,R correct yeeèeeeeeēt
@@ninedivines5374 *yur'e
*uyor'
lets put it on a poster after we make it low quality XD
I think he likes it
0:10 we are not calling it sans world.
Not even two seconds later they find a picture of Ugandan Sans.
Video: Has literally been out for a year
CZcams algorithm: *oh hello there*
I seriously don't think there's a more powerful sentence than "I'm gonna change the ambulance to a hearse."
carson constantly sounds like hes trying to tell a story without laughing
“No we’re not calling it Sans World”
*cut to pictures of Sans*
God I love this channel
6:24 I've been on that ride twice. The first time, when I was 10, I legitimately thought I was gonna fly up to the ceiling and get my head busted in. I told my dad that he was gonna pay for my funeral.
I thought the mother got half
the zipper is a experience
Sans World is just the place I visit when I'm dreaming.
“timmy man up and go take a picture with the color pallete” IM CRYINF TJAYS THE FUNNIEST THING
I can’t breathe
Its days like these where I wonder what Carson is doing in the yawning abyss
Gaining power
Watching a Carson video now is like watching something that you desperately want more of because you know it’s probably gone.
no that's exactly what it is
The only known ways of transcending to a higher dimension are now gone.
No
This was the first Carson vid I saw, and I knew I had struck gold with quality content
The Merciless Sun God gazes upon those. He watches the children line up for their intimate doom. Behind that pixelated, color palette of expression lies a tortured soul. He waits for the sweet release of death but alas, he is immortal. For he had traded his soul for a summer job in which he cannot escape.
I expect this movie to come out this coming year.
Poop
I miss 2018-2019 lunch club
*Insert overused "aged like milk/wine" joke here
finally someone said it
what part tho
the thumbnail really made me want to go to this themepark
I was there when it brunt
the mercilous sun god watches all
there is no escape
Me as well, fren.
Hi, I'm the local Theme Park Inspector
It's Six Flags Great America. Located in Illinois.
Sans world is an SCP.
Yes brööther
It deserves to be an actual SCP. And the Merciless Sun God too. And the Yawning Abyss. Welp, everything deserves to be an SCP.
give me frööt lööps bröther
Yes, it should be.
SCP- 859- J
Object class: AHHHHH
(link to this video)
Well, it looks like Carson has entered The Yawning Abyss...
This just hurts to watch now
4:20 i think that is the hardest i've heard myself laugh
Derpy_Horse4 4:20 hmmm
420 is my birthday
@@izukubf your Hitler than
@@zachparish7005 Excuse me 😂
@@izukubf your dank
Day three of Sans World: once you get over the severed Bush heads as decoration, the place doesn't look bad. The floating Minecraft Steve head in the distance seems to radiate the same feeling of the sun god, of knowledge and power. I'm lucky I lost the sun god a while back, he wanted me to ride the active river. The food is so bad I've defaulted to eating rotten flesh and a bit of the bushes. I've tried to dig a tunnel out, but underground is a concrete slab painted in the likeness of the Merciless Sun God, so that plan is a bust. Perhaps I could wait for the few saplings to grow and pillar out, but the sun god often patrols that area. That's all to report today, hope I can make another tomorrow.
Good luck comrade. If you can escape, so can the rest of us. But please, before you do, drag me out of the Yawning Abyss. The Merciless Sun God is watching everyone like a hawk, and if I just step out with him watching, he will make me ride the Double Decker Death Spiral.
I'm stuck in the yawning abyss as well,and I can't get out,even if I wanted to,I can't,I've stayed there for so long,I became paralyzed,so if one of you escape please bring my empty corpse with you
I don't know where I am. I entered and a yellow figure approached me and that's all I remember. If you are reading this please send. help
Day 50 inside the Yawning Abyss. I don't know what I'm doing anymore. And I don't mean what I'm doing at Sans World or what I'm doing in the Yawning Abyss. I mean what I'm doing with my life? Everyday is just eat, work, sleep, piss, shit. The cycle goes on. What is living? What is life? What is uniqueness? What is language? No. None of this matters. We must learn the ways of the Merciless Sun God, so we can make use of our pitiful existence and maybe even gain true enlightenment. We are but mortal fools, but HE is immortal.
Shit. The Yawning Abyss is truly affecting me. I need to get out of here before I become his devoted servant.
My first ever callmecarson video, made me laugh so hard back then.😢
That’s kinda cring bro
4:00 *oh*
Anyone: *says anything*
Carson: *W H E E Z E*
Me: *W H E E Z E*
Carson has the most infectious laugh ever
Bro are you cyrus
the color palette part had me wheezing
cooper had way too much fun
Fr😭
Come to Sans world. The rest of your life will be a blast!
good analogy, blasts are short
If I don’t die in 15 minutes i Am legally allowed to be sentenced to life in the yawning abyss
You're gonna have a *good* time
-er
We gonna have a bad time ;-;
Welcome to CallMeCarson Land, we have a broken down toilet, a ferris wheel that takes you to the 7th circle of hell, a ball pit from DashCon, a roller coaster that sends you into the stratosphere. And finally a trip to north korea.
>ball pit from dashcon
nice
This made me laugh so hard
Should be renamed to "Carson's World"
where can i get tickets?
tik tok hq
this is normal. i like this video, i hope people forgive carson.
6:31 It’s the Zipper, it took countless lives at my local fair
i local fair where i live i think had that or at least something similar
I've ridden it before.
I was just starting to crave a new callmecarson video and like many majestic birds, you come to the nest ready to regurgitate that sweet sweet ambrosia down my throat.
Vid was pretty good by the way.
my god
those words
alright thats it, 10 years in the yawning abyss
Epic
Well now I know where I'm going this summer
Twigpalm - *Oh hello, Tord*
@@nataliehaag3595 *Oh hello, Matt*
“Now call it sans world”
“We’re not calling it sans world”
Cuts to pictures of sans*
Prolly the most funniest thing I’ve seen
We need him back
I’ve been on the ride at 6:23 ,my sister brought her phone on but it dropped in the ride. Throughout the whole experience it kept flying back and hitting me in the face.... :(
That happened to me but it was like 4 coins and my brothers car keys. I left with too many bruises to count and a new definition of the word "pain"
Orange2567 that’s in fucking diary of a wimpy kid tf u on about
@@kwimple
It's actually called the Zipper.
F
I was waiting in line to go on the ride with some friends and some water hit people in the crowd including one of my friends in the eye. Everyone thought it was raining at first but apparently someone threw up in the ride and it hit the line. I got lucky though.
6:31 this is a ride at my towns summer fair and it’s amazing
yes
Which fair
The zipper!
yes the zipper
ZIPPERMAN!
“How about a lazy river with fire surrounding it?”
I’m sorry, but we already have something called the Amazon River
*this is the best comment*
The merciless sun god greets them there is no leaving
"why is there Minecraft steve in the upper left? what's the purpose of that?"
Why is there a real life woody in the top left? What is the purpose of that
bold of you to assume that's woody
Very bold
*Ten years in the Yawning Abyss.*
Broom Closet Joe yes.
I have begun progress towards making both Carson's cruise ship and theme park in Minecraft.
How's that going
I'm so proud
Is it done yet
Pls we want to know
Is it ready yet?
2:06
Ah yes, the suislide.
*_"I'm gonna change the ambulance to a hearse"_*
He who enters shan’t leave quietly for the merciless sun god watches with his dying light upon all who enter
well im stuck now
SnowBall hate to point out that the merciless sun god is actually the irl mascot of Partick Thistle, a scottish 2nd tier football ⚽️ team
I just screen recorded this entire video so I can watch it on the go.
I’ve watched this video like ten times now and it’s just going up I love this video so much 🤣
"We're not calling it Sans World" 6 second later: 00:15
The thing that makes me laugh so hard is Carson just yelling “I have a bomb!”
Sans world is most definitely in the crazy capital of the world florida
Florida.
Top 10 most dangerous amusement parks
today we're going to be going 5 theme parks that killed people. number 1 CallMeCarson's theme park. this theme park has killed a totally of 5 people. This ius the most deadly theme park known to mankind
number 2: .........
Valiionyx :D what in number 2??
The 7th ring of hell is number 2; Sans world is #1
@@crafterman0557 10 years in the yawning abyss
This remains your best video carson.
A terrifying amusement park. The slightest gateway to a realm where the merciless sun god reigns. Saving this to my playlist
I had to use an asthma pump while watching this. You almost killed me Carson. It was worth it.
KillmeCarson
top 10 times thanos almost died
Top ten anime characters that could beat Thanos (even with the infinity gauntlet) in seconds
I thought this would be them playing Rollercoaster Tycoon or Planet Coaster so I was disappointed at first but then I heard Sans World and knew this would be good
i see you love cowchop too
1:47 I actually audibly laughed when Carson said he had a device
1:25 he called it early