Smash or Pass: Every Touhou Character
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- čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
- I will never get back the time that I spent making this video. That time is gone. Forever. I am approaching death, and this is how I choose to spend my finite minutes as a sentient living creature on God's good planet. Happy first of April!
WHAT THE FUCK WE ACTUALLY REACHED 1K LIKES
GODDAMMMIT NOW I HAVE TO MAKE THE VIDEO
hah idiot
This isn't an actual Smash or Pass because you know touhou fans will smash every single one of them
Even Fortune Teller?
@@Xanthopathy put it in between his head and squeeze it together
nah i would only do it to Ran, im a loyal simp
i also think every touhou character should be in smash bros
@@Xanthopathy ESPECIALLY fortune teller
Sanae in Smash as a costume for Reimu has to be a subtle jab
Sanae? You mean GREEN Reimu?
@@atwistedb I think he meant Japanese luigi
damn
who are you
11:46 Most sane Tsukasa fan.
True. (I agree with him)
-Play first hand for people who know it's an April Fools video by talking about Smash Bros
-Swerve into Fortnite, reveling that the Pass in the title refers to the battle pass
-Sort Touhou characters on weather they should be in Smash Bros or Fortnite for the next 10 minutes
-Do an actual Smash or Pass on Tsukasa and only Tsukasa long after anyone who would be interested has clicked off
This video is incerdible
Sex fox (real)
I was fully ready to strap in for a sus Smash or Pass list because I wanted to see where Wakasagihime would have ended up.
Le fishe
wakasagi is th- *PICHUUNNN*
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-
This video had a 50/50 chance of getting in a video essay playlist or a blursed video playlist.
thank ZUN*
NEVERMIND ITS BOTH
I was eating and the Tsukasa bit took me by surprise *cough*
Should be no surprise, really
Expected Mokou since people's pfp may refer to their favourite character
@@crosswegan1543 That is his favourite but mokou doesnt work for that joke
@@quarium5681 She comes up early so Ig you're right
Sumireko would absolutely unironically default dance IRL.
This is honestly better than an actual smash or pass. Thank you man! :)
I agree with you on Tsukasa
?!
I now know what the fox says, but at what price..
Top ten desires moment
Now THIS is the content I'm looking for!
*They had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
Lmao
I hope Reimu eventually gets into smash. She fits all the criteria and would be a pretty good addition to the roster of the next smash game.
I will not watch more than 20 seconds of this video, but the title and switch was expertly done. Take my like and comment, funny youtube man.
The fact that He says Imperishable goods make me laugh 🤣
I appreciate the Disappearing of Gensokyo gameplay in the background during Tenshi’s segment about her being a main character
The one time I miss a upload you create this amazing video lmao
God your Tsukasa comment makes me think she would be really hard to play against.
Radio Wakasagigayming283: Alright Sekibanki! One down and a few more to go
Radio Sekibanki7614: Great, how are you doing right now, Kagerou?
Radio Kagerou37414: Yeah! I Got to kill Kogasa!
Radio Sekibanki7614:BAHAHAHA she deserved it tbh.
Radio Wakasagigayming283:Oh no..Reimu is nearby
Radio Sekibanki7614: You got this Wakasagihime.
Radio Wakasagigayming283: NOOO! IM DE-
Radio Sekibanki7614: NO! SHES DEAD
Radio Kagerou37414: NO! WE LOST HER
--meanwhile--
Radio Merlingamer3: Uh guys
Radio Lyricagamer2: Whatsup?
Radio EdgyLunasa1: What happened?
Radio Merlingamer3: Idk but i think wakasagihime? died.
-to be continued-
this is some fortnite reference i just decided to do because of this and probably gonna forget this whole entire thing
This is better than anything I have ever written
Top Tier April fools video!
I would love to see Youmu in Smash, she is built for that game. Also Momiji needs to be a playable character in Smash, probably as a Link Rival
There's a pretty nice Youmu mod on Hero, and it's even got a voice pack, too.
How many people noticed that "BUT" first time watching it, I doubt it's that many.
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS REMI IN SMASH
also you pronounce flandre's name correctly, based
Looks like I have to make an FPS starring Utsusho, where she uses guns in her left hand and the control rod in her right. I've got 2 that I want to make, so I guess this would be the bullet hell one. Although the slow one with A sense of incredible power might actually fit her better.
Eh, neither of these are going to start development in years anyway.
11:46 are we gonna talk about that...
If you would like to talk about this issue, call me at 973-256-3070.
thanks for helping me get the wordle!
NO PC98 NOOOOOOO! YUMEMI IS SO EPIC AND COOL THO!
he had us in the first half im not gonna lie
Wrong title, it should have been "Smash: Every Touhou Character"
That'd be so horribly painful if it ever came to pass.
Did you forget Hecatia?
He totally did lmao
I think Lily White could be in Smash as a Spirit, Hecatia would DEFINITELY be in Fortnite and Megumu I think could also be in fortnite. Blue characters seem to do well there I feel.
What if Medicine is actually the Storm King from Fortnite??
Touhou still hold the largest doujin series for over 10 years
FUCK YES, SMASH AND PASS TOUHOU
Reimu as a character, everyone else as background characters in the gensokyo stage that cycles between famous touhou locations like the hakurei shrine, faith mountain and the myouren temple to name a few
You could add Shimmy as a backbling?
Oh TRUE
Lmao, I thought this was a ranking of which Touhou character is the hottest. It was just some crossover shit.
Happy post-April Fools as of this comment.
Kokoro is in smash as a consumable item you can pick up to become her. Because I don't think anyone can determine if Kokoro is the actual woman or some kind of mask hive-mind.
Hopeless Masquerade is all about her transitioning from the latter into the former, actually. Also a gross generalization, but, basically yeah.
@@tehbp3500 Nice, i hadn't gotten around to playing it yet. I seriously need to.
I cry when I hear how these names are actually pronounced
3:16 No, they have very different abilities...not to mention that it'd be a crime to miss out on her massive flaming sword...
L tsukasa statement
yOU FORGOT LILY?!?
YOU MONSTER!
*_I_* fuckin care, _that's_ who!
Even though it was a joke, this video was still necessary
Edit: Sakuya should be in both for how iconic she is and her abilities
frog spotted in nickname, opinion accepted.
Shingemaru or whatever the fuck the small chick’s name is definitely a backpack cosmetic!
"I could not imagine Utsuho holding a gun"
I can, very easily.
How...
@@TeeV479 Her arm cannon (control rod) is already similar to a gun, if I just re-imagine her with a gun there instead, then she has a gun.
@@f.u.m.o.5669 makes sense
Finally good content
11:46 is WILD
>saki
>absolutely no recovery options
uh
8:58 - Benben Tsukumo's younger sister is named Yatsuhashi or Yatsu for short.
I can understand if you don't want to include the PC98 girls and Satsuki Rin but how did you missed Hecatia Lapis Lazuli?
And I wanted to throw in the fact that I've played Super Smash Brothers, all five games (64, Melee, Brawl, Wii U and Ultimate). Never got into Fortnite so I don't care for it.
you so right for that bestie
3:10, 3:27, 5:10, 10:10, 10:37, 11:46, 12:06 Sounds really funny when out of context
what did you do to hecatia
Argon gas
4:54 Moku!!
Love that gal
Ay yes, a timestamp entirely dedicated to Moku.
Fuck it.
Touhou fortnite when
2:02 >:(
The totally existing Orange fandom is crying rn, shame on you.
We PC-98 fans *need* our YuugenMagan assist trophy right now!
And just imagine how epic it would be to roll onto the Fortnite battlefield as Rika in her tank.
(and then for Smash, obligatory Elly spirit to go with Bad Apple being in the game)
Also I don't know how Fortnite works with its characters and skins and all, but if Yuuka's in there, then she's gotta her nightgown as an alternate skin.
12:20 Moonbitches? Ha, they're too OP to be anything other than Post-Phantasm bosses...in a game where Flandre, Eiki and Hecatia are the main characters...or a Kirby game.
hey mega which one would you main?
I usually go with the Mr Beast skin
same
7:19 Dismantling all your constructions cuz she's Nazrin!
Hey, I'm not a touhou fan at all (maybe I should become one?) but if I may ask, what's the game playing in the background?
The background game is Disappearing of Gensokyo. It's an unofficial game made by fans, but it's not a bad place to start if you want to dip your toes into the series. If you want to become a Touhou fan, I would suggest either starting there or with Touhou 15.5, Antinomy of Common Flowers. Both are available in English on Steam!
@@MegaFrog Awesome. Thank you! I'll keep that in mind :D
11:46 ??? (agreed???!?!)
Pass except Rinnosuke
insane plot twist at the start
ohhh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW I GET THE TITLE
Ok now for the number one question.
*how did i get here?*
Bro I would LOVE to see okuu in smash
Im actually curious of the game in the background, what is the name?
also looking for this ; ;
Disappearing of Gensokyo
The Tsukasa one xd
Ain't no way. He got us all-
What game were you playing in the back?
And, sakuya fornite.
_Imagine she can stop time whenever and anywhere she like_
I love plausible deniability
whats the game your playing in background and tenshi is the best shes adorable
PC-98...
Yes.
Yuugi is smash worthy
10:14 Ha ha ha...if they wanted anime swordfighters from Touhou in Smash, Youmu and Tenshi would be picked LONG before miss *SEND THEM TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE* would.
What game was in the background?
Disappearing of Gensokyo
@@thirachi5836 thank you
crei que reimu ya no podria estar en el smash -_-
Junko should be fortnite because, she's angery and, guns.
Green reimu
Usami the third!!!
What is that game in the background
Disappearing of Gensokyo
@@thirachi5836 thanks
I thought by smash, it meant the other thing.....
words cannot describe the heartbreak i felt finding a new seemingly high quality touhou video essayist, clicking their profile and seeing this title as the latest video. shame on you.
HAHAHAHA YOU DONT KNOW MEEEEEE
If you think I'm a video essayist you can fuck right off because that's not what I do LMAO
Ok... But what about Rin Satsuki?
Great video, yes it would be awesome to see -Genshin impact- touhou girls in -Multiversus- smash bros and -Apex- Fortnite. But I'll do you one better and rather see Peely in smash bros as he's the best tohou character.
no please Touhou in Fornite would be bad
what happened to Hecatia ;-;
ctrl+a
2HU FORTNITE!!!
What?
That's what I'm sayin
@@MegaFrog lol
o
Yo I’d whale on Fortnite skins (and play Fortnite in general) if they added Bang Bang Banki as a skin.
If they add touhou to fortnite, there will be blood.
*SHED*
*THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD*
If they put touhou on fortnite I'll be on a Dilema.
Like, I hate fortnite with a passion I hate it I hate absolutly everything about that shitty ass game
But If you are telling me I can gun down thanos with Cirno I would become an hypocrite because I'll still hate the game but you'll see me gunning down fools with even Daiyousei if given the chance.