10 types of fans at shows

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  • čas přidán 28. 12. 2014
  • Most of us have seen all of these people when we go to shows. Which one are you?

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  • @Adam-ce3wc
    @Adam-ce3wc Před 5 lety +5495

    "this is sparta" guys and "don't hurt me" guys are usually right next to each other

    • @chelseagrinfan1
      @chelseagrinfan1 Před 5 lety +164

      the irony is great in that isnt it xD

    • @bigp1453
      @bigp1453 Před 5 lety +44

      I mosh like that sometimes

    • @berioldir68
      @berioldir68 Před 5 lety +91

      @@bigp1453 it has nothing to do with moshing. it's ok at hardcore concerts or something, cause thats where they belong. but not at a metal show.

    • @lewisxiii2593
      @lewisxiii2593 Před 5 lety +6

      omg lol

    • @Squee_666_9
      @Squee_666_9 Před 5 lety +1

      Hahaha

  • @lit4960
    @lit4960 Před 4 lety +1762

    Unimpressed douce is a security guard

    • @petrugiurcaneanu7101
      @petrugiurcaneanu7101 Před 4 lety +65

      LITV ʜᴅ once i was a Security guard windmilling at a show.

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ Před 4 lety +49

      They have to be serious and intimidating. It’s their job

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 Před 4 lety +9

      @@nehemiahzo_ You should tell that to the security guard they show in Led Zeppelin's live Since I've Been Loving You video.

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ Před 4 lety +1

      Bradley Filley it’s cool to not always be uptight, but still enforce the rules

    • @watwrongwichu2578
      @watwrongwichu2578 Před 4 lety +3

      Some security guards be going wild headbanging aswell

  • @vaibhavtomar20
    @vaibhavtomar20 Před 4 lety +3706

    I've heard stoners scream "Go Metallica" at an Iron Maiden concert.

  • @StuntmanDanHemi
    @StuntmanDanHemi Před 5 lety +2793

    You forgot the "I know all the lyrics" guy, singing along to EVERY song lol

  • @tripleshits
    @tripleshits Před 7 lety +5462

    You forgot the guy who has his phone out for the whole show

  • @someguyig5669
    @someguyig5669 Před 5 lety +1124

    You forgot about the dude who just stands there and nods his head.

  • @dorienrose9982
    @dorienrose9982 Před 4 lety +292

    How about the, "I know this is an Ed Sheeran concert but I am going to crowd surf" guy.

  • @justinh_fitness3802
    @justinh_fitness3802 Před 4 lety +1350

    You forgot the 7 foot guy, who’s there by himself, for no reason but to stand directly in front of you. And you can’t move around him because you’re surrounded in reasonably sweat Hispanic dudes with vapes and gages

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 Před 4 lety +16

      Or I'm just unlucky lol

    • @BiancaGibson
      @BiancaGibson Před 4 lety +47

      Or with massive hair that brings them to 7 feet.

    • @thegreatestfartofalltime6448
      @thegreatestfartofalltime6448 Před 4 lety +15

      Oh god this hit home

    • @justmytwocents5166
      @justmytwocents5166 Před 4 lety +21

      Just be taller next time, it’s not that difficult. Jk jk I’m the giant that always pisses people off and I totally get it. I try to stay further back though. And I’m usually with people. At shows that aren’t jam packed there’s always a little pocket of empty space behind me hahah

    • @LadySeraphineCC
      @LadySeraphineCC Před 4 lety +15

      Man.... I'm 4'11.... That's every other human in the room taller than that 😩

  • @LichKingSkullWart
    @LichKingSkullWart Před 8 lety +361

    Should be one for quietly but viciously nodding your head in approval in the background.

  • @ultimatum1895
    @ultimatum1895 Před 7 lety +1692

    the THIS IS SPARTA people worry me severely

    • @tristanr1823
      @tristanr1823 Před 6 lety +145

      They remind me of the kids at school who think they are in an anime

    • @dirmenss3574
      @dirmenss3574 Před 5 lety +22

      Then i guess i should be concerned about my self

    • @michaelmacvittie6977
      @michaelmacvittie6977 Před 5 lety +39

      They always kill the mosh pit

    • @sl0th259
      @sl0th259 Před 5 lety +70

      No karate in the pit

    • @nikol3442
      @nikol3442 Před 5 lety +7

      I have seen them even on a punk concert.

  • @trippingwithjesse9837
    @trippingwithjesse9837 Před 5 lety +208

    i know im 5 years late but you missed" knows every lyric guy" and "Im only here cause my friends got me a ticket guy"

    • @alexandershaer1079
      @alexandershaer1079 Před 5 lety +11

      Tripping with Jesse the second one would be the unimpressed douch

    • @howtodisappearcompletely627
      @howtodisappearcompletely627 Před 3 lety +2

      ‘’I’m only here bc my friends got me a ticket’’
      is 100% me

    • @corndogjoe7860
      @corndogjoe7860 Před 3 lety +1

      @@howtodisappearcompletely627 I'm the guy who gives the tickets to everyone

  • @torygrima
    @torygrima Před 4 lety +129

    Jared u forgot one guy... The 'this is a great time for a conversation' guy. U know the one screaming 'how was your day' at the top of his lungs, confusing everyone around him

  • @jesse29barton
    @jesse29barton Před 7 lety +1566

    don't forget the pit warlord that tries to murder everyone in the pit. omg or the pit medic hahaha

    • @kianac420
      @kianac420 Před 7 lety +124

      Pit Medic XD yes. Thank god for them.

    • @WarriorWithin111
      @WarriorWithin111 Před 7 lety +294

      PIT MEDIC! PHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!! XD
      I remember one time in a circle pit at an Unearth show I slipped on a plastic beer glass and almost fell, but managed to stay on my feet and was about to keep going. But instantly, the second I slipped, a huge guy pulls me out of the pit and was like "You okay? Everything good? You need to be careful bro, the floor is slippery."
      You can tell those kinds of guys play supports for their teams in video games :D

    • @MysticWolfMusic
      @MysticWolfMusic Před 7 lety +47

      Jesse Barton Holy crap yes. I once saw a guy get his nose broken by some idiot swinging his arms and legs around like a helicopter in a circle pit xD

    • @skilldeadly8888
      @skilldeadly8888 Před 7 lety +121

      I'm the pit medic. I always run to pick people up and spread people out if there is a pile up or a injury. Like to see everyone have a good time.

    • @mrglaciator
      @mrglaciator Před 7 lety +8

      Pit medic :'D

  • @Aaronian99
    @Aaronian99 Před 7 lety +513

    Im a mix between "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS!!!!@#$%^&&" and "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME"

  • @mzr.3620
    @mzr.3620 Před 4 lety +161

    1:13
    so you think you can dance?
    Sid: Yes! _(Speaks in Metal)_

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 Před 3 lety +3

      Starts dancing like an alien

    • @TheSusBus_191
      @TheSusBus_191 Před 2 lety +3

      Omg the alien dialect when Corey was bouncing around like a kid with a happy meal. Slipknot is all around such a funny band.
      P.s: Has anyone stopped to realize that Sid's job is to do literally whatever he wants? Lucky! 🤘🏻

    • @Moroi92
      @Moroi92 Před 2 lety +1

      And people think ya can't dance to metal. They clearly haven't seen Sid

  • @Sockmanof04
    @Sockmanof04 Před 4 lety +286

    “This is Sparta” is basically the entirety of Black Metal and Slipknot pits. With 2-3 “don’t hurt me”s

    • @tinaxvp
      @tinaxvp Před 4 lety +24

      This is sparta is just what hardcore kids are

    • @l0nesomeb0nesome82
      @l0nesomeb0nesome82 Před 4 lety +1

      t i n a x v p xStraightEdgex

    • @noahbonanno6783
      @noahbonanno6783 Před 4 lety +30

      Idk what kinda black metal concerts your going to. This is Sparta is mostly all in the hardcore scene

    • @noahbonanno6783
      @noahbonanno6783 Před 4 lety +7

      @@tinaxvp why do you guys find elbows and kick to people's faces amusing?

    • @txckerm2627
      @txckerm2627 Před 4 lety +2

      I mean like last slipknot concert I went to no one was head banging or anything just the band playing

  • @Visidium
    @Visidium Před 8 lety +317

    Too bad there isn't a "Headbanging to anything that sounds good" one.

    • @spiritualleprosy5159
      @spiritualleprosy5159 Před 8 lety +6

      That one is me except when the band I actually want to see comes I go all crazy

    • @Ishin69
      @Ishin69 Před 8 lety

      +Spiritual Leprosy515 me too lol

    • @moonseeker8765
      @moonseeker8765 Před 8 lety +6

      For the first band yes. Then my neck hurts extremely and I stop it until the band I actually was there for comes ;D

    • @Garith000
      @Garith000 Před 8 lety +11

      +Villainy or the "we party to sound check" guys that get there two hours early

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile Před 8 lety +1

      +Garith Jonez I was gonna say that one lol. That's usually me. The first time was out of ignorance, I showed up when it said doors open, but hey, it was my first show and I come from the home Havelock Country Jamboree. We don't have metal shows, let alone anyone who knows anything about them. I did pretty good for no guide. Ever since that first Strapping Young Lad show, I have become the Virgil to many heavy metal Dantes in my town.

  • @mophead0766
    @mophead0766 Před 8 lety +2739

    Wait where's the "knows every lyric" guy? Because I have met quite a few of them, and I am one.

  • @brunopetrini5174
    @brunopetrini5174 Před 4 lety +56

    “This is Sparta”=“Karate kid”
    No karate in the pit

  • @raskullsshako
    @raskullsshako Před 4 lety +762

    People: you can’t dance to metal.
    Sid Wilson: 1:12

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 Před 4 lety +2

      Pussy

    • @knotletis
      @knotletis Před 4 lety +19

      That’s basically how Ivan was when I saw Five Finger Death Punch last month

    • @vhsgabriel3556
      @vhsgabriel3556 Před 4 lety +65

      sid finds a way to dance to everything

    • @miss.7656
      @miss.7656 Před 4 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @kyrieeleison4990
      @kyrieeleison4990 Před 4 lety +3

      😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😄😅😆😊🤔🙄😑😶😴😌😝😜😛😭😢😭😢🤧🧐🤭🤫🤓🤥😈👿👹👺💀👽

  • @hollierobyn4985
    @hollierobyn4985 Před 7 lety +881

    I'm normally the smallest person at a concert so I'm the 'please don't hurt me' guy 😂

    • @lucakeltie2491
      @lucakeltie2491 Před 7 lety +20

      Hollie Robyn went to black sabbath in June with my dad walking through the crowd to get to my seat I'm the please don't hurt me times ten

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 Před 7 lety +1

      same

    • @VampiraVonGhoulscout
      @VampiraVonGhoulscout Před 7 lety +3

      Me too! High five! We can be tiny people together :3

    • @yogiyahya8341
      @yogiyahya8341 Před 7 lety +2

      Mine was "so you think you can dance?" Guy XD

    • @sabarnachatterjee5918
      @sabarnachatterjee5918 Před 7 lety +2

      and at the end of concert - its thr last one - old dude

  • @deaconblooze1
    @deaconblooze1 Před 7 lety +167

    I've seen 'That one old dude' at every concert I've ever been to. You see him drunkenly jamming out to whatever is playing on the PA before the show even starts. Usually shirtless.

  • @OSiE_3150
    @OSiE_3150 Před 6 lety +917

    Where's the Yells All The Lyrics fan
    Cos that's me, unfortunately

    • @KappaKiller108
      @KappaKiller108 Před 5 lety +49

      Usually on the ground next to the "Punch dudes who ruin the song for me" guy

    • @araf5208
      @araf5208 Před 5 lety +2

      Me too

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 Před 5 lety +8

      Congrats on being a legitimate reason why concerts aren't as much fun as they should be, I guess.

    • @Demisearts
      @Demisearts Před 5 lety

      oh god.....

    • @goingtotahiti
      @goingtotahiti Před 5 lety

      That's me

  • @wintershock
    @wintershock Před 4 lety +65

    I usually just end up being that short girl that is scared but is still having a good time somehow.

  • @lilcreature4006
    @lilcreature4006 Před 7 lety +372

    im just the basic headbanger, nothing special

  • @someguy4853
    @someguy4853 Před 7 lety +343

    One day i'm going to be that old dude

    • @ToniCraftShow
      @ToniCraftShow Před 6 lety +10

      I'd like to know at what age you are considered "old" at a show. I might be pushing it.

    • @SaadRKhan
      @SaadRKhan Před 5 lety +7

      @@ToniCraftShow can you balance on two feet?

    • @ToniCraftShow
      @ToniCraftShow Před 5 lety

      @Wordsto Know cool, I have some time.

    • @jaydawg2990
      @jaydawg2990 Před 5 lety

      Metal 4 Life

    • @mrgoodbehavebruh6436
      @mrgoodbehavebruh6436 Před 5 lety +1

      every one is
      just think off that

  • @bradleyspinks7922
    @bradleyspinks7922 Před 4 lety +51

    1:45 was literally me at my first Rammstein gig

    • @cactus3677
      @cactus3677 Před 4 lety +2

      Hahahahahahaha probs me in a few years. But I do really love them😅🤘🏻

  • @sihtam7612
    @sihtam7612 Před 4 lety +223

    You've forgotten the Headbang Machine
    aka me

    • @andrewg7576
      @andrewg7576 Před 4 lety +11

      Same here. I have had hats and glasses fly off my head and I usually have to hold onto something so I dont get super disoriented and fall over. Surprised I haven't given myself whiplash.

    • @andrewg7576
      @andrewg7576 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/ErUyFK8Dnfs/video.html
      Starting about 1:00 - The All or Nothing. Only he does an entry level version. Needs more windmill or figure 8 along with more kneck movement.

    • @mitolist
      @mitolist Před 4 lety

      And me🤘

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ Před 4 lety +1

      And then after the concert: *the headache*

    • @tevster1316
      @tevster1316 Před 4 lety

      Represent!

  • @makingthemostoutofnothing1256
    @makingthemostoutofnothing1256 Před 6 lety +1238

    is he in a sauna?

  • @Pur3ScarsVII
    @Pur3ScarsVII Před 8 lety +47

    You forget the "I don't want to have any fun but I record the whole concert" guy

  • @colonelhermesl.1710
    @colonelhermesl.1710 Před 6 lety +6

    Proud to be the OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS fan! Always in the first row, always cheering! Metal should be friendship and brotherhoods

  • @goodgoy7363
    @goodgoy7363 Před 6 lety +261

    Whiskey and You think you can dance.
    I probably should stop...

  • @bluesmiles5
    @bluesmiles5 Před 8 lety +575

    I'm a mix of the please don't hurt me and the OMG I love this band xD

  • @calebheney302
    @calebheney302 Před 8 lety +265

    I am Sparta should be called the guy that ruins mosh pits

    • @laidchicken
      @laidchicken Před 8 lety +2

      Exactly

    • @georgehennon2105
      @georgehennon2105 Před 8 lety

      All you gotta do is ruin him then! Trust me, most people are on your side.

    • @laidchicken
      @laidchicken Před 7 lety +2

      There's a certain level when it gets ridiculous. I'm trying to put together a battle jacket myself, but I wasn't intending on putting a zillion studs and shit with it, haha.

    • @zacharylevier2235
      @zacharylevier2235 Před 7 lety +3

      CROWD KILLING FOR THE WIN.

    • @Hijahal
      @Hijahal Před 7 lety

      whats a song ? This is sparta

  • @kurtcobain3426
    @kurtcobain3426 Před 5 lety +140

    I am definetly the " OMG i love you guys" guy

  • @missjayspeechley9213
    @missjayspeechley9213 Před 4 lety +38

    You forgot "the sardine", when the venue is so packed you can't move.
    Personally I'm either a "sardine", or a "so you think you can dance". Except I know I can't, but that doesn't stop me

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial Před 8 lety +687

    Sadly, I'm the one who waits for the headliner.

    • @wsdfnkefjps1513
      @wsdfnkefjps1513 Před 6 lety +1

      Poser?

    • @bandolierboy1908
      @bandolierboy1908 Před 6 lety +29

      He's not a poser if he's just waiting for the headliner

    • @iceydaywalker9198
      @iceydaywalker9198 Před 6 lety +1

      u suck

    • @vladimyrmorris6554
      @vladimyrmorris6554 Před 6 lety +1

      Billy Cobb how is that sad? The only time i liked both acts was one time when MM opened for Rob Zombie. I liked both acts equally.

    • @jedisok13
      @jedisok13 Před 6 lety +1

      vladimyr morris Then you need to go to more shows pal. Also your taste in music sucks ass.

  • @veronicagilman4545
    @veronicagilman4545 Před 7 lety +287

    in reality these all are a time line .
    we're all of these at one point during the concert

    • @jonasbeise8910
      @jonasbeise8910 Před 6 lety

      Veronica Gilman your not wrong

    • @WhiteStars12
      @WhiteStars12 Před 6 lety +1

      Even the old dude?

    • @LordSrom
      @LordSrom Před 6 lety +1

      Memetallica3209 When you're standing up for several hours I think you are xD

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Před 6 lety

      Im only the omg i love these guys and waiting for the headliner
      In best instances also this is sparta

  • @vojtatomasik8400
    @vojtatomasik8400 Před 5 lety +23

    When 'please don't hurt me' and 'this is sparta' meet...

  • @ellis.c8821
    @ellis.c8821 Před 4 lety +23

    I'm "please dont hurt me" and "so you think you can dance"

  • @AdhiPambudi
    @AdhiPambudi Před 7 lety +726

    Still better top ten list than WatchMojo 😅😅😅

    • @otiddiclvx
      @otiddiclvx Před 7 lety +18

      yeah because +WatchMojo is completely a shit

    • @AdhiPambudi
      @AdhiPambudi Před 7 lety +3

      pramudito agree

    • @michellelehky2374
      @michellelehky2374 Před 7 lety +6

      Matt Santoro is better than WatchMojo, and he just copies their shit.

    • @karceex1
      @karceex1 Před 6 lety +11

      A shopping list is better than their lists.

    • @BBHSN98
      @BBHSN98 Před 6 lety +1

      It's like the Buzzfeed of CZcams

  • @loadouts5678
    @loadouts5678 Před 7 lety +151

    Forgot the drunk guy who yells at the band from 70 feet away and tells everyone in a circle pit to sit down

  • @vampire-p
    @vampire-p Před 6 lety +615

    You forgot “The Awkward Newbie”: The one who doesn’t exactly know what to do, since it’s the first show they’ve been to, but is still enjoying themselves anyway. (Aka me at the BVB and Asking Alexandria show in February lol)

  • @polmartincarmona2705
    @polmartincarmona2705 Před 6 lety +104

    1:12 lol i died😂😂😂

  • @alanovski.
    @alanovski. Před 8 lety +1973

    i am very ashamed to be the please don't hurt me guy ha...

    • @alanovski.
      @alanovski. Před 8 lety +57

      that's what i did at the Cannibal Corpse show last week in my town. don't regret it a single bit though some girl got hurt there

    • @Shadowfox-ms5hh
      @Shadowfox-ms5hh Před 6 lety +34

      dibble the funny I've seen all these types of people at metal concerts I'm usually either the camera guy or I love the band guy

    • @logwind
      @logwind Před 6 lety +3

      I ended up that guy at a vein show. jesus.

    • @likelytofollowin4thgear314
      @likelytofollowin4thgear314 Před 6 lety +1

      Same

    • @likelytofollowin4thgear314
      @likelytofollowin4thgear314 Před 6 lety +6

      Or I just like to watch.... WTF ARE MY EMOTIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @didi1232001
    @didi1232001 Před 8 lety +201

    Please Don't Hurt Me is actually me at every concert

    • @joshleyforever
      @joshleyforever Před 8 lety

      Paramore :3 👌👌👍👍

    • @AlexanderL23
      @AlexanderL23 Před 8 lety +2

      Haha same

    • @scazdog
      @scazdog Před 8 lety +1

      Me at Muse

    • @Zatsumaster
      @Zatsumaster Před 8 lety +3

      +SapphirePsychoJeager especially if you're wearing glasses... man this shit is expensive and i need em

    • @mgrnge
      @mgrnge Před 8 lety +1

      #teamseating

  • @orphanrafferty1955
    @orphanrafferty1955 Před 4 lety +29

    1:46
    First time i saw Slipknot after like, 15+ years into their carreer

  • @pepsicola2796
    @pepsicola2796 Před 5 lety +14

    i like how his one outfit accurately represents all of them

  • @CR3ATIVEx
    @CR3ATIVEx Před 9 lety +120

    Oh I'm definitely the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" one. :D

    • @sawyerh.923
      @sawyerh.923 Před 9 lety +34

      I go from "waiting for the headliner" to that one in a matter of seconds.

    • @wimpman94
      @wimpman94 Před 9 lety +4

      I've been that "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" dude so many times lol no regrets

    • @thelstandsforlesbian2091
      @thelstandsforlesbian2091 Před 9 lety

      ***** Samee

    • @TRtherocknroller
      @TRtherocknroller Před 9 lety

      Yup

    • @TipsyRiver
      @TipsyRiver Před 9 lety +1

      Sn1pZzx I'm about to be that guy. I mean, who else can you be on a Blind Guardian concert? ...Maybe the stoner, but with a bigger smile and a little more energy.

  • @lormackk
    @lormackk Před 8 lety +293

    why am I all of these

    • @meusana3681
      @meusana3681 Před 8 lety +13

      all of us have been or will atleast be all of these some point in our life

    • @pseudoluminary6883
      @pseudoluminary6883 Před 8 lety +5

      so your that one old dude?

    • @lormackk
      @lormackk Před 8 lety +1

      Twenty one chemical panics yes

    • @pseudoluminary6883
      @pseudoluminary6883 Před 8 lety +1

      Lor XD i'm this is sparta cause i do everything he does on that part

    • @beatriztrigo729
      @beatriztrigo729 Před 8 lety +3

      lol how are you "this is Sparta!" and "please don't hurt me" at the same time?

  • @cherrybomb86
    @cherrybomb86 Před 4 lety +46

    I've never ever smoked anything in my life but I'm 100% the stoner

    • @samanthaadams619
      @samanthaadams619 Před 4 lety +6

      I hear that. I have this mellow vibe that I seem stoner-ish, even despite the fact that I'm stone cold sober at almost all times.

    • @blakeolsen2782
      @blakeolsen2782 Před 4 lety

      @@samanthaadams619 that must suck

  • @nyelbaig
    @nyelbaig Před 6 lety +86

    at 0:47 looks like he's tickling balls

  • @deathcats6445
    @deathcats6445 Před 7 lety +249

    He forgot about that one person that starts fights in the mosh pits, or the one person that over head bangs/jumps, and they look like their neck is just going to snap off their body(me BTW)

  • @imnoexpert1926
    @imnoexpert1926 Před 9 lety +189

    You forgot "the headbanger" guys who just sit up front and headbang and or the guys with the long hair that swing it in a circle (can't think of the name for that)

    • @ChristopherRoss.
      @ChristopherRoss. Před 9 lety +63

      The Barrier Huggers and Windmills. I'm a barrier hugger myself, lol.

    • @HellAngel275
      @HellAngel275 Před 9 lety +18

      The "Headbang until your brain falls out". Yeah i'm one of those x).

    • @SebastesMarinus
      @SebastesMarinus Před 9 lety +15

      It's called "the Helicopter".

    • @coreybest6887
      @coreybest6887 Před 9 lety +4

      Headbang until internal decapitation, that's me haha

    • @adriantomo5688
      @adriantomo5688 Před 9 lety +8

      It's not the helicopter. It's called windmill, usually done by brutal death metallers

  • @broondjongen
    @broondjongen Před 4 lety +18

    0:17 Every Warped Tour mosh pit

  • @katherineshults604
    @katherineshults604 Před 6 lety +1

    Feeling down but watching this . Just got me laughing and feeling better 😂😂😂 thank you

  • @brandonrenzbr
    @brandonrenzbr Před 8 lety +639

    lol im a mix of this is sparta and omg i love these guys

    • @PEASANTTOAKING
      @PEASANTTOAKING Před 8 lety +4

      +Jared Dines man, this is metal!

    • @DrunkDuckXD
      @DrunkDuckXD Před 8 lety +4

      hahaha same here, less of the limb thrashing and more straight moshing though.

    • @p5ych0_w1tch
      @p5ych0_w1tch Před 8 lety +1

      +Brandon Renz same! (+stoner.. sometimes...)

    • @brandonrenzbr
      @brandonrenzbr Před 8 lety

      +Jared Dines Yess!!!

    • @brandonrenzbr
      @brandonrenzbr Před 8 lety

      +Vince Brown straight moshings always the best!

  • @hashbrownz1999
    @hashbrownz1999 Před 8 lety +189

    I'm the unimpressed douche.
    not because i'm unimpressed, or a douche, but because i don't feel comfortable flailing myself around in a crowd of people.

    • @switch2704
      @switch2704 Před 8 lety +1

      No one asked, and no one cares !

    • @The1975mvm
      @The1975mvm Před 8 lety +28

      +Joshisswitch The description says ''Most of us have seen all of these people when we go to shows. Which one are you?'' you chicken nugget.

    • @azerix4168
      @azerix4168 Před 8 lety +8

      Yeah well I have social anxiety and I managed it yesterday in my first show. If everyone else is goin mental no-one will judge you for doin the same

    • @donorl8701
      @donorl8701 Před 8 lety +1

      +tyler burtcher isn't that basically the "Please Don't Hurt Me" guy

    • @hashbrownz1999
      @hashbrownz1999 Před 8 lety +3

      Stirling He
      Hurt me plenty, I'm just afraid of hurting others lol

  • @carrissastevens
    @carrissastevens Před 4 lety +10

    what about those people who just headbang and jump around the entire show but are too scared to go in the mosh pit 👀

  • @simonepal45
    @simonepal45 Před 5 lety +6

    I'm definitely the waiting for the headliner and omg i love these guys

  • @vasserx3208
    @vasserx3208 Před 7 lety +24

    I'm sooooooo "please don't hurt me" and "omg i love these guys" 😂😂😂😂

  • @GodDoesntCry
    @GodDoesntCry Před 8 lety +62

    I'm the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" fan XD

  • @tracksuitrob5348
    @tracksuitrob5348 Před 4 lety +48

    “this is sparta” people ruin the show for everyone 😪 nobody wants to get punched while they’re trying to jam to a song

  • @perojalenarddeniel5574
    @perojalenarddeniel5574 Před 5 lety +12

    I'm "This is sparta" when its my favorite song

  • @Monolith64
    @Monolith64 Před 7 lety +39

    "just waiting until the headliner"is me at practically every show nowadays lmao

  • @More-ql9uy
    @More-ql9uy Před 8 lety +27

    i am the "omg i love these guys" and "i'm waiting for the headliner" haha 😂! you are amazing!

  • @Kinenhi
    @Kinenhi Před 4 lety +5

    'So you think you can dance' actually made me giggle out loud, but I loved 'this is sparta' as an excellent example of 'no karate in the pit' XD

  • @mel_pnw
    @mel_pnw Před 5 lety

    YES! Spot on. Thank you for that laugh today.

  • @Kebabscout
    @Kebabscout Před 8 lety +66

    You forgot the front row windmiller.

    • @GokuGX
      @GokuGX Před 8 lety

      +Kebabscout ROFL

    • @jonfleet2457
      @jonfleet2457 Před 8 lety

      dammit, front row windmiller. stop it.

  • @christopherhernandez8951
    @christopherhernandez8951 Před 7 lety +253

    u miss the faker and i'm here cuz of friends xD

    • @christopherhernandez8951
      @christopherhernandez8951 Před 7 lety +6

      but technically r the same :v

    • @antoniakontogianni557
      @antoniakontogianni557 Před 6 lety +9

      Benjamin not exactly. i brought my friend once at a concert and she didn't even try to pretend to like the music. instead she started reading a book. The last thing i remember is that she was near a moshpit it was still hilarious

    • @cassandravanmeter304
      @cassandravanmeter304 Před 6 lety +1

      nothing lmaooo

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Před 6 lety +1

      nothing i know that feel, but most of the time, they are either waiting for the headliner, whiskey is good or you think you can dance people.

    • @if5248
      @if5248 Před 6 lety

      Me at a breaking benjamin concert my friend dragged me to....people were offended bc I didn't know the lyrics😂

  • @gicady
    @gicady Před 6 lety +14

    I am the please don't hurt me guy , definently.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann Před 5 lety +1

      Ah you'll get there mate. At least not the guy pushing and kicking and hitting everyone, constantly annoying them

  • @asangisamuel9505
    @asangisamuel9505 Před 4 lety

    Dude I love your videos make's me feel better love it

  • @champagnpapi800
    @champagnpapi800 Před 8 lety +91

    You missed JumpdafakUpers (Jumping for the whole show)

  • @VanLanen
    @VanLanen Před 9 lety +360

    I guess the "please don't hurt me" one can also be the "i want to pit, but those fucking hardcore dancers", if you have that one it's complete.
    By the way, how weird was it to record this one?

    • @andrewstace4557
      @andrewstace4557 Před 9 lety +6

      me at any non pop-punk show

    • @ramadnazhif7301
      @ramadnazhif7301 Před 9 lety

      ***** Did you remember him ?

    • @cheosamad216
      @cheosamad216 Před 9 lety

      Trae Dillahay I have recently found that going to the front and starting a real pit is way more fun.

    • @LeMortalPanda
      @LeMortalPanda Před 9 lety +1

      My favorite type of pit is the circle pit... So when their is this fucking emo douchebag punching the air in the middle of the circle pit i get so mad!

    • @Thallamus
      @Thallamus Před 9 lety +5

      I don't get all the hate on hardcore dancing, It's a part of hardcore.
      It's understandable if there's someone hardcore dancing at a metal show, thats not okay.
      But hardcore dancing is totally acceptable in hardcore,metalcore and deathcore shows.(maybe slam metal too)

  • @phenny2812
    @phenny2812 Před 5 lety +5

    Looking like a GTA5 character out here 😂😂😂🤪 love ya jared

  • @lauraromo8526
    @lauraromo8526 Před 6 lety

    Oh man!!! I love you videos!!! They are so funny and awesome, keep up the good work!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @AsWeAllFallOfficial
    @AsWeAllFallOfficial Před 9 lety +12

    You should do 10 types of Keyboardists/Keyboard players at concerts:
    1. The classic-ly trained one (hella complex, plays every part)
    2. The One note player (Strings)
    3. The "I act like I'm playing, but it's really just samples and I press play"
    4. The "Oh I'm not plugged in"
    5. The "I'm louder than everyone else"
    6. The "Super complicated Synth Player" (Keytarist)
    7. "I'm a keyboardist, but I'm also THE second main vocalist"
    8. The I have so much gear, but I only use one piece for this whole set
    9. The "Yes I have a keyboard, but I rarely play and I go batshit crazy"
    10. The "Nope, he didn't show up, but we have all his parts on this iPod for playback"

  • @The88shrimp
    @The88shrimp Před 8 lety +81

    you forgot the #yoloswagomgIwenttothatconcert fans, you know the ones that just stand there with their phones pointed at the stage.

  • @jerod9117
    @jerod9117 Před 4 lety +4

    Just waiting for the headliner guy: “yeah they’re good, Alright”

  • @naty2597
    @naty2597 Před 4 lety +8

    When me and my friends were high school students we were: "The Shred 'til your dead head" "OMG we love these guys" and "This is sparta" lolol
    Now we are just: "Whiskey is good" and headbanging hard obviously lmao plus we almost never use our phone just enjoy the wonderful sounds

  • @0249er
    @0249er Před 7 lety +92

    Fun story I was at reading last year main stage watching ffdp when it turned into a pretty brutal mosh like I'm not a small guy and love it but I was even like wtf is this sow a tiny 5ft girl as the wall of death was opening in the middle with nothing but fully grown men around and most of the girls had gone or not that many came in the first place but anyway I was thinking should I go help her she's gonna die in the middle then suddenly she charges at me and punches me in the eye when I was leaving to go back to camp some 6ft guy in front of me was telling his friend about a 5ft girl who ran out of nowhere and pushed him over I think she deserves to be famous

  • @Sabbathfaax
    @Sabbathfaax Před 8 lety +9

    Everybody at the Vancouver Iron Maiden concert were omg I love these guys
    Lol

  • @gabeockermandrums
    @gabeockermandrums Před 4 lety +1

    The waiting for headliner is so me!! 😂🤣

  • @selinabohrer4916
    @selinabohrer4916 Před 4 lety +3

    You forgot these guys who always throws their shirts off

    • @sto3s.y.d.255
      @sto3s.y.d.255 Před 4 lety +1

      or the ones that only wear underwear and are stained with whiskey all over them

  • @Voyevoda911
    @Voyevoda911 Před 8 lety +24

    I'm a guitarist and I totally do not like when people would do the shred fingers in front of me as close as they could. lolol

  • @k3nt1p4nd4
    @k3nt1p4nd4 Před 9 lety +141

    What about "The dude who jumps" kind of fans? And "The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"? 'CauseI'm those two!

    • @MenteColectiva
      @MenteColectiva Před 9 lety +2

      Velcro DeClue I'm too! I remember jumping so high in an Opeth show that I almost landed with my crotch on some dude's back.

    • @spineyrequiem
      @spineyrequiem Před 9 lety +1

      Join the club... at Delain (yeah, not especially hardcore, a friend invited me) I was jumping and headbanging so hard that in a fairly packed venue, the guy behind me took a step back and no-one filled the gap.
      I'm told. I was a bit disorientated, and just noticed that I seemed to be jumping on his feet less.

    • @TheCrimsonIdol987
      @TheCrimsonIdol987 Před 9 lety +1

      You, sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar.
      If we ever bump into each other at a show, remind me to buy you a pint!

    • @jldibiase
      @jldibiase Před 9 lety +1

      Yeah, count me in on the "guy who sings the whole show" :-)

    • @mattpechous1
      @mattpechous1 Před 9 lety

      Im the Whiskey is Good which turns me into the The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"?

  • @lizziemalfoy6219
    @lizziemalfoy6219 Před 4 lety +2

    “Please don’t hurt me” is in public, “This is Sparta” is in my room

  • @Killcupidsaaki17
    @Killcupidsaaki17 Před 3 lety

    I have been, dont hurt me, i love these guys, and so you think you dance simultaneously

  • @erickesquivel6150
    @erickesquivel6150 Před 8 lety +79

    Where's the drunk shirtless guy who goes all over the concert throwing horns up and spilling beer everywhere and won't stop shouting.

    • @wadewilson7527
      @wadewilson7527 Před 8 lety +2

      +Erick Esquivel Soooooooo basically the drunk guy?

    • @erickesquivel6150
      @erickesquivel6150 Před 8 lety

      +Wade Wilson (Deadpool) lol I guess Wade but nah this one a bit different.

    • @TheTrueMattiMan
      @TheTrueMattiMan Před 6 lety

      Mix of the "whiskey is good" guy and that one old dude

  • @bleach0708
    @bleach0708 Před 7 lety +85

    I would probably be the Please Don't Hurt Me one...

  • @Boognish_
    @Boognish_ Před 5 lety +48

    "The Stoner" & "please don't hurt me"
    pretty much everywhere I go.

  • @oculttheexegaming2509
    @oculttheexegaming2509 Před 6 lety +2

    I'm a combination between Shred till you're dead, OMG I love these guys!!! and Whiskey is Good.

  • @lolh4x
    @lolh4x Před 9 lety +27

    I don't see what's wrong with just standing there watching the band play. I've seen Between the Buried and Me live four times and I always try and get the best seat to watch Blake and Dan play(drummer and bassist) because they are so fucking good.

    • @mattmanbrownbro
      @mattmanbrownbro Před 9 lety +13

      There's nothing wrong. According to the video, we are all assholes. :)

    • @mojolito
      @mojolito Před 9 lety +20

      I believe there's a difference between people standing still and watching a show and people who try to look as bored as possible while watching a show. If you think that they are "so fucking good" then you won't probably look unimpressed while seeing them.

    • @cheosamad216
      @cheosamad216 Před 9 lety +1

      Just don't do it at any show where it's anything sort Barrier/Villians kinda vibe. Found out the hard way that you get punched in the face for watching the band play because 'not swinging your arms like an autistic fuck face is gay.'

    • @cheosamad216
      @cheosamad216 Před 9 lety +2

      Matthew Brown Yeah, I started going to shows in New York instead, still has douches like that but not as bad, some of the shows I went to there have been pretty awesome. Seeing Periphery in NYC in 2 months. Can't wait.

    • @mattmanbrownbro
      @mattmanbrownbro Před 9 lety +10

      I'm a mosher, but there's a correct way to start a mosh and punching isn't it.
      Usually I end up shoulder bumping someone 2 or 3 times to see if they respond. If not, then no mosh. I think that's pretty respectful.

  • @upcyclebuilders319
    @upcyclebuilders319 Před 9 lety +14

    I have played a lot of shows in my time, and your videos are absolutely hilarious. This may be the best one. Actually made me laugh out loud at work. So thanks...

  • @margyoan97
    @margyoan97 Před 6 lety

    Old guys at rock and metal concerts... You have my deepest respect.

  • @zigah6729
    @zigah6729 Před 6 lety +1

    You're a legend, Jare Dines! I bow to you!!

  • @mxcmoney3634
    @mxcmoney3634 Před 9 lety +21

    You forgot the "Girlfriend Babysitter" and the "Gets angry when they get hit/shoved when they're on the edge of the mosh pit".

    • @jacobg7756
      @jacobg7756 Před 9 lety +4

      I hate those guys the most! More Often than not have a backwards cap and the same bottle of beer all night. When they get in front me I sing along extra annoyingly. Seriously, chill man not everybody wants the slag that dragged your sorry ass to the show!

    • @mxcmoney3634
      @mxcmoney3634 Před 9 lety

      Jacob G Right

  • @ProfessionalGreifer
    @ProfessionalGreifer Před 9 lety +25

    I'd be a mix of OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS and don't hurt me. Cuz I'd be stoked to see my fave band, but I'm relatively short and don't want to get swept up in a mosh pit or lost in the crowd.

    • @Veraina98
      @Veraina98 Před 9 lety

      Literally me

    • @AlyssElectric
      @AlyssElectric Před 9 lety

      Me at almost every show lol

    • @TheIronDragonBrigade
      @TheIronDragonBrigade Před 9 lety

      Yep this is definitely me! I do a lot of "Waiting for the headliner" because normally I only come for the 1 band.

    • @undiscoveredabyssofyoursou8665
      @undiscoveredabyssofyoursou8665 Před 9 lety

      +Digital Screams
      What deadmau5 has to do with metal XDD :P

    • @ProfessionalGreifer
      @ProfessionalGreifer Před 9 lety

      UndiscoveredAbyssOfYourSoul92TexasDayIsEstate Nothing much I guess but I like EDM and hard rock all the same :3

  • @CobaltLobo
    @CobaltLobo Před 4 lety

    each one of these is way too spot on 😂

  • @cristinavalenta1576
    @cristinavalenta1576 Před 6 lety

    Your videos are soo fun!