You forgot the 7 foot guy, who’s there by himself, for no reason but to stand directly in front of you. And you can’t move around him because you’re surrounded in reasonably sweat Hispanic dudes with vapes and gages
Just be taller next time, it’s not that difficult. Jk jk I’m the giant that always pisses people off and I totally get it. I try to stay further back though. And I’m usually with people. At shows that aren’t jam packed there’s always a little pocket of empty space behind me hahah
Jared u forgot one guy... The 'this is a great time for a conversation' guy. U know the one screaming 'how was your day' at the top of his lungs, confusing everyone around him
PIT MEDIC! PHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!! XD I remember one time in a circle pit at an Unearth show I slipped on a plastic beer glass and almost fell, but managed to stay on my feet and was about to keep going. But instantly, the second I slipped, a huge guy pulls me out of the pit and was like "You okay? Everything good? You need to be careful bro, the floor is slippery." You can tell those kinds of guys play supports for their teams in video games :D
Omg the alien dialect when Corey was bouncing around like a kid with a happy meal. Slipknot is all around such a funny band. P.s: Has anyone stopped to realize that Sid's job is to do literally whatever he wants? Lucky! 🤘🏻
+Garith Jonez I was gonna say that one lol. That's usually me. The first time was out of ignorance, I showed up when it said doors open, but hey, it was my first show and I come from the home Havelock Country Jamboree. We don't have metal shows, let alone anyone who knows anything about them. I did pretty good for no guide. Ever since that first Strapping Young Lad show, I have become the Virgil to many heavy metal Dantes in my town.
I've seen 'That one old dude' at every concert I've ever been to. You see him drunkenly jamming out to whatever is playing on the PA before the show even starts. Usually shirtless.
Same here. I have had hats and glasses fly off my head and I usually have to hold onto something so I dont get super disoriented and fall over. Surprised I haven't given myself whiplash.
czcams.com/video/ErUyFK8Dnfs/video.html Starting about 1:00 - The All or Nothing. Only he does an entry level version. Needs more windmill or figure 8 along with more kneck movement.
There's a certain level when it gets ridiculous. I'm trying to put together a battle jacket myself, but I wasn't intending on putting a zillion studs and shit with it, haha.
You forgot "the sardine", when the venue is so packed you can't move. Personally I'm either a "sardine", or a "so you think you can dance". Except I know I can't, but that doesn't stop me
You forgot “The Awkward Newbie”: The one who doesn’t exactly know what to do, since it’s the first show they’ve been to, but is still enjoying themselves anyway. (Aka me at the BVB and Asking Alexandria show in February lol)
Sn1pZzx I'm about to be that guy. I mean, who else can you be on a Blind Guardian concert? ...Maybe the stoner, but with a bigger smile and a little more energy.
He forgot about that one person that starts fights in the mosh pits, or the one person that over head bangs/jumps, and they look like their neck is just going to snap off their body(me BTW)
You forgot "the headbanger" guys who just sit up front and headbang and or the guys with the long hair that swing it in a circle (can't think of the name for that)
I'm the unimpressed douche. not because i'm unimpressed, or a douche, but because i don't feel comfortable flailing myself around in a crowd of people.
Benjamin not exactly. i brought my friend once at a concert and she didn't even try to pretend to like the music. instead she started reading a book. The last thing i remember is that she was near a moshpit it was still hilarious
I guess the "please don't hurt me" one can also be the "i want to pit, but those fucking hardcore dancers", if you have that one it's complete. By the way, how weird was it to record this one?
My favorite type of pit is the circle pit... So when their is this fucking emo douchebag punching the air in the middle of the circle pit i get so mad!
I don't get all the hate on hardcore dancing, It's a part of hardcore. It's understandable if there's someone hardcore dancing at a metal show, thats not okay. But hardcore dancing is totally acceptable in hardcore,metalcore and deathcore shows.(maybe slam metal too)
You should do 10 types of Keyboardists/Keyboard players at concerts: 1. The classic-ly trained one (hella complex, plays every part) 2. The One note player (Strings) 3. The "I act like I'm playing, but it's really just samples and I press play" 4. The "Oh I'm not plugged in" 5. The "I'm louder than everyone else" 6. The "Super complicated Synth Player" (Keytarist) 7. "I'm a keyboardist, but I'm also THE second main vocalist" 8. The I have so much gear, but I only use one piece for this whole set 9. The "Yes I have a keyboard, but I rarely play and I go batshit crazy" 10. The "Nope, he didn't show up, but we have all his parts on this iPod for playback"
When me and my friends were high school students we were: "The Shred 'til your dead head" "OMG we love these guys" and "This is sparta" lolol Now we are just: "Whiskey is good" and headbanging hard obviously lmao plus we almost never use our phone just enjoy the wonderful sounds
Fun story I was at reading last year main stage watching ffdp when it turned into a pretty brutal mosh like I'm not a small guy and love it but I was even like wtf is this sow a tiny 5ft girl as the wall of death was opening in the middle with nothing but fully grown men around and most of the girls had gone or not that many came in the first place but anyway I was thinking should I go help her she's gonna die in the middle then suddenly she charges at me and punches me in the eye when I was leaving to go back to camp some 6ft guy in front of me was telling his friend about a 5ft girl who ran out of nowhere and pushed him over I think she deserves to be famous
Join the club... at Delain (yeah, not especially hardcore, a friend invited me) I was jumping and headbanging so hard that in a fairly packed venue, the guy behind me took a step back and no-one filled the gap. I'm told. I was a bit disorientated, and just noticed that I seemed to be jumping on his feet less.
I don't see what's wrong with just standing there watching the band play. I've seen Between the Buried and Me live four times and I always try and get the best seat to watch Blake and Dan play(drummer and bassist) because they are so fucking good.
I believe there's a difference between people standing still and watching a show and people who try to look as bored as possible while watching a show. If you think that they are "so fucking good" then you won't probably look unimpressed while seeing them.
Just don't do it at any show where it's anything sort Barrier/Villians kinda vibe. Found out the hard way that you get punched in the face for watching the band play because 'not swinging your arms like an autistic fuck face is gay.'
Matthew Brown Yeah, I started going to shows in New York instead, still has douches like that but not as bad, some of the shows I went to there have been pretty awesome. Seeing Periphery in NYC in 2 months. Can't wait.
I'm a mosher, but there's a correct way to start a mosh and punching isn't it. Usually I end up shoulder bumping someone 2 or 3 times to see if they respond. If not, then no mosh. I think that's pretty respectful.
I have played a lot of shows in my time, and your videos are absolutely hilarious. This may be the best one. Actually made me laugh out loud at work. So thanks...
I hate those guys the most! More Often than not have a backwards cap and the same bottle of beer all night. When they get in front me I sing along extra annoyingly. Seriously, chill man not everybody wants the slag that dragged your sorry ass to the show!
I'd be a mix of OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS and don't hurt me. Cuz I'd be stoked to see my fave band, but I'm relatively short and don't want to get swept up in a mosh pit or lost in the crowd.
"this is sparta" guys and "don't hurt me" guys are usually right next to each other
the irony is great in that isnt it xD
I mosh like that sometimes
@@bigp1453 it has nothing to do with moshing. it's ok at hardcore concerts or something, cause thats where they belong. but not at a metal show.
omg lol
Hahaha
Unimpressed douce is a security guard
LITV ʜᴅ once i was a Security guard windmilling at a show.
They have to be serious and intimidating. It’s their job
@@nehemiahzo_ You should tell that to the security guard they show in Led Zeppelin's live Since I've Been Loving You video.
Bradley Filley it’s cool to not always be uptight, but still enforce the rules
Some security guards be going wild headbanging aswell
I've heard stoners scream "Go Metallica" at an Iron Maiden concert.
Ah crap here we go again
Vaibhav Tomar what the fark
I burst out into laughter
🤣
BrUh....
You forgot the "I know all the lyrics" guy, singing along to EVERY song lol
thats me ı guess
That's totally me
And me...
...slowly raises hand
*raises hand triumphantly*
You forgot the guy who has his phone out for the whole show
Fuck that guy!
Lol ikr
:)))
AKA the people Corey Taylor has absolutely no tolerance for. XD
In 90% of time i push those people into the pit xD
You forgot about the dude who just stands there and nods his head.
Headbangers
I’m the guy that just stands there and nods his head
@@Liquidcat_123 all concert 😁🤘
Wasn’t that the stoner impression?
Me?
How about the, "I know this is an Ed Sheeran concert but I am going to crowd surf" guy.
You forgot the 7 foot guy, who’s there by himself, for no reason but to stand directly in front of you. And you can’t move around him because you’re surrounded in reasonably sweat Hispanic dudes with vapes and gages
Or I'm just unlucky lol
Or with massive hair that brings them to 7 feet.
Oh god this hit home
Just be taller next time, it’s not that difficult. Jk jk I’m the giant that always pisses people off and I totally get it. I try to stay further back though. And I’m usually with people. At shows that aren’t jam packed there’s always a little pocket of empty space behind me hahah
Man.... I'm 4'11.... That's every other human in the room taller than that 😩
Should be one for quietly but viciously nodding your head in approval in the background.
+Gore Bag Yes. YEEEES.
+Gore Bag Thats me
+Gore Bag I'm one of those. but inside I'm the "fuck i love these guys".
Really need to let myself loose next concert
Gore Bag, well . . . shit
EXACTLY
the THIS IS SPARTA people worry me severely
They remind me of the kids at school who think they are in an anime
Then i guess i should be concerned about my self
They always kill the mosh pit
No karate in the pit
I have seen them even on a punk concert.
i know im 5 years late but you missed" knows every lyric guy" and "Im only here cause my friends got me a ticket guy"
Tripping with Jesse the second one would be the unimpressed douch
‘’I’m only here bc my friends got me a ticket’’
is 100% me
@@howtodisappearcompletely627 I'm the guy who gives the tickets to everyone
Jared u forgot one guy... The 'this is a great time for a conversation' guy. U know the one screaming 'how was your day' at the top of his lungs, confusing everyone around him
don't forget the pit warlord that tries to murder everyone in the pit. omg or the pit medic hahaha
Pit Medic XD yes. Thank god for them.
PIT MEDIC! PHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!! XD
I remember one time in a circle pit at an Unearth show I slipped on a plastic beer glass and almost fell, but managed to stay on my feet and was about to keep going. But instantly, the second I slipped, a huge guy pulls me out of the pit and was like "You okay? Everything good? You need to be careful bro, the floor is slippery."
You can tell those kinds of guys play supports for their teams in video games :D
Jesse Barton Holy crap yes. I once saw a guy get his nose broken by some idiot swinging his arms and legs around like a helicopter in a circle pit xD
I'm the pit medic. I always run to pick people up and spread people out if there is a pile up or a injury. Like to see everyone have a good time.
Pit medic :'D
Im a mix between "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS!!!!@#$%^&&" and "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME"
SAME!
I was never at a concert by far but I would be exactly like this
SAME
THE Cocaine Man???
Same here
1:13
so you think you can dance?
Sid: Yes! _(Speaks in Metal)_
Starts dancing like an alien
Omg the alien dialect when Corey was bouncing around like a kid with a happy meal. Slipknot is all around such a funny band.
P.s: Has anyone stopped to realize that Sid's job is to do literally whatever he wants? Lucky! 🤘🏻
And people think ya can't dance to metal. They clearly haven't seen Sid
“This is Sparta” is basically the entirety of Black Metal and Slipknot pits. With 2-3 “don’t hurt me”s
This is sparta is just what hardcore kids are
t i n a x v p xStraightEdgex
Idk what kinda black metal concerts your going to. This is Sparta is mostly all in the hardcore scene
@@tinaxvp why do you guys find elbows and kick to people's faces amusing?
I mean like last slipknot concert I went to no one was head banging or anything just the band playing
Too bad there isn't a "Headbanging to anything that sounds good" one.
That one is me except when the band I actually want to see comes I go all crazy
+Spiritual Leprosy515 me too lol
For the first band yes. Then my neck hurts extremely and I stop it until the band I actually was there for comes ;D
+Villainy or the "we party to sound check" guys that get there two hours early
+Garith Jonez I was gonna say that one lol. That's usually me. The first time was out of ignorance, I showed up when it said doors open, but hey, it was my first show and I come from the home Havelock Country Jamboree. We don't have metal shows, let alone anyone who knows anything about them. I did pretty good for no guide. Ever since that first Strapping Young Lad show, I have become the Virgil to many heavy metal Dantes in my town.
Wait where's the "knows every lyric" guy? Because I have met quite a few of them, and I am one.
Yeah, I met a guy who knows by heart even the warm-up bands' songs
me too
lol i literally know every lyric to songs before i go to a concert with the songs.
Dj Faulkner me too
Dj Faulkner So do I!
“This is Sparta”=“Karate kid”
No karate in the pit
People: you can’t dance to metal.
Sid Wilson: 1:12
Pussy
That’s basically how Ivan was when I saw Five Finger Death Punch last month
sid finds a way to dance to everything
😂😂😂
😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😄😅😆😊🤔🙄😑😶😴😌😝😜😛😭😢😭😢🤧🧐🤭🤫🤓🤥😈👿👹👺💀👽
I'm normally the smallest person at a concert so I'm the 'please don't hurt me' guy 😂
Hollie Robyn went to black sabbath in June with my dad walking through the crowd to get to my seat I'm the please don't hurt me times ten
same
Me too! High five! We can be tiny people together :3
Mine was "so you think you can dance?" Guy XD
and at the end of concert - its thr last one - old dude
I've seen 'That one old dude' at every concert I've ever been to. You see him drunkenly jamming out to whatever is playing on the PA before the show even starts. Usually shirtless.
Where's the Yells All The Lyrics fan
Cos that's me, unfortunately
Usually on the ground next to the "Punch dudes who ruin the song for me" guy
Me too
Congrats on being a legitimate reason why concerts aren't as much fun as they should be, I guess.
oh god.....
That's me
I usually just end up being that short girl that is scared but is still having a good time somehow.
im just the basic headbanger, nothing special
Represent!!
Hell yeah
I found my people
Okay found my spot
One day i'm going to be that old dude
I'd like to know at what age you are considered "old" at a show. I might be pushing it.
@@ToniCraftShow can you balance on two feet?
@Wordsto Know cool, I have some time.
Metal 4 Life
every one is
just think off that
1:45 was literally me at my first Rammstein gig
Hahahahahahaha probs me in a few years. But I do really love them😅🤘🏻
You've forgotten the Headbang Machine
aka me
Same here. I have had hats and glasses fly off my head and I usually have to hold onto something so I dont get super disoriented and fall over. Surprised I haven't given myself whiplash.
czcams.com/video/ErUyFK8Dnfs/video.html
Starting about 1:00 - The All or Nothing. Only he does an entry level version. Needs more windmill or figure 8 along with more kneck movement.
And me🤘
And then after the concert: *the headache*
Represent!
is he in a sauna?
💨
Sauna is best sooo
I was thinking about the same thing...
Dont worry about it
I wondered the same thing.
You forget the "I don't want to have any fun but I record the whole concert" guy
Proud to be the OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS fan! Always in the first row, always cheering! Metal should be friendship and brotherhoods
Whiskey and You think you can dance.
I probably should stop...
xD
Nah mate enjoy yaself
That’s me as well haha!
I'm a mix of the please don't hurt me and the OMG I love this band xD
same
Same
Me
So, you basically try to run as fast as possible away from the stage while screaming "YEEEEEEAHH, That´s my favourite song FUCKERS!"
too
I am Sparta should be called the guy that ruins mosh pits
Exactly
All you gotta do is ruin him then! Trust me, most people are on your side.
There's a certain level when it gets ridiculous. I'm trying to put together a battle jacket myself, but I wasn't intending on putting a zillion studs and shit with it, haha.
CROWD KILLING FOR THE WIN.
whats a song ? This is sparta
I am definetly the " OMG i love you guys" guy
YES!!!
Me at Ensiferum
Same
Me too
You forgot "the sardine", when the venue is so packed you can't move.
Personally I'm either a "sardine", or a "so you think you can dance". Except I know I can't, but that doesn't stop me
Omfg I literally died inside 🤣🤣😂
Sadly, I'm the one who waits for the headliner.
Poser?
He's not a poser if he's just waiting for the headliner
u suck
Billy Cobb how is that sad? The only time i liked both acts was one time when MM opened for Rob Zombie. I liked both acts equally.
vladimyr morris Then you need to go to more shows pal. Also your taste in music sucks ass.
in reality these all are a time line .
we're all of these at one point during the concert
Veronica Gilman your not wrong
Even the old dude?
Memetallica3209 When you're standing up for several hours I think you are xD
Im only the omg i love these guys and waiting for the headliner
In best instances also this is sparta
When 'please don't hurt me' and 'this is sparta' meet...
I'm "please dont hurt me" and "so you think you can dance"
Still better top ten list than WatchMojo 😅😅😅
yeah because +WatchMojo is completely a shit
pramudito agree
Matt Santoro is better than WatchMojo, and he just copies their shit.
A shopping list is better than their lists.
It's like the Buzzfeed of CZcams
Forgot the drunk guy who yells at the band from 70 feet away and tells everyone in a circle pit to sit down
Loadouts Ha ikr
You forgot “The Awkward Newbie”: The one who doesn’t exactly know what to do, since it’s the first show they’ve been to, but is still enjoying themselves anyway. (Aka me at the BVB and Asking Alexandria show in February lol)
Woah! Another BVB army!!!
Aka me in Bmth show
Me
Wow a another BVB fan!!!! Thank the lord
Haha that was me at a BFMV show last year
1:12 lol i died😂😂😂
Ayyy 69th like
i am very ashamed to be the please don't hurt me guy ha...
that's what i did at the Cannibal Corpse show last week in my town. don't regret it a single bit though some girl got hurt there
dibble the funny I've seen all these types of people at metal concerts I'm usually either the camera guy or I love the band guy
I ended up that guy at a vein show. jesus.
Same
Or I just like to watch.... WTF ARE MY EMOTIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?
Please Don't Hurt Me is actually me at every concert
Paramore :3 👌👌👍👍
Haha same
Me at Muse
+SapphirePsychoJeager especially if you're wearing glasses... man this shit is expensive and i need em
#teamseating
1:46
First time i saw Slipknot after like, 15+ years into their carreer
i like how his one outfit accurately represents all of them
Oh I'm definitely the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" one. :D
I go from "waiting for the headliner" to that one in a matter of seconds.
I've been that "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" dude so many times lol no regrets
***** Samee
Yup
Sn1pZzx I'm about to be that guy. I mean, who else can you be on a Blind Guardian concert? ...Maybe the stoner, but with a bigger smile and a little more energy.
why am I all of these
all of us have been or will atleast be all of these some point in our life
so your that one old dude?
Twenty one chemical panics yes
Lor XD i'm this is sparta cause i do everything he does on that part
lol how are you "this is Sparta!" and "please don't hurt me" at the same time?
I've never ever smoked anything in my life but I'm 100% the stoner
I hear that. I have this mellow vibe that I seem stoner-ish, even despite the fact that I'm stone cold sober at almost all times.
@@samanthaadams619 that must suck
at 0:47 looks like he's tickling balls
insightful
Lmfao yea
He forgot about that one person that starts fights in the mosh pits, or the one person that over head bangs/jumps, and they look like their neck is just going to snap off their body(me BTW)
Me irl
those are the "This is Sparta" guys, all of em
Lol me too
Death Cats so you’re the one who fuckin tramples me when I fall lol!
You forgot "the headbanger" guys who just sit up front and headbang and or the guys with the long hair that swing it in a circle (can't think of the name for that)
The Barrier Huggers and Windmills. I'm a barrier hugger myself, lol.
The "Headbang until your brain falls out". Yeah i'm one of those x).
It's called "the Helicopter".
Headbang until internal decapitation, that's me haha
It's not the helicopter. It's called windmill, usually done by brutal death metallers
0:17 Every Warped Tour mosh pit
Feeling down but watching this . Just got me laughing and feeling better 😂😂😂 thank you
lol im a mix of this is sparta and omg i love these guys
+Jared Dines man, this is metal!
hahaha same here, less of the limb thrashing and more straight moshing though.
+Brandon Renz same! (+stoner.. sometimes...)
+Jared Dines Yess!!!
+Vince Brown straight moshings always the best!
I'm the unimpressed douche.
not because i'm unimpressed, or a douche, but because i don't feel comfortable flailing myself around in a crowd of people.
No one asked, and no one cares !
+Joshisswitch The description says ''Most of us have seen all of these people when we go to shows. Which one are you?'' you chicken nugget.
Yeah well I have social anxiety and I managed it yesterday in my first show. If everyone else is goin mental no-one will judge you for doin the same
+tyler burtcher isn't that basically the "Please Don't Hurt Me" guy
Stirling He
Hurt me plenty, I'm just afraid of hurting others lol
what about those people who just headbang and jump around the entire show but are too scared to go in the mosh pit 👀
I'm definitely the waiting for the headliner and omg i love these guys
I'm sooooooo "please don't hurt me" and "omg i love these guys" 😂😂😂😂
I'm the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" fan XD
+TAKATOOSE lol
+TAKATOOSE me too xD
Same LOL
Same. Screaming my head off with a big grin.
lol i'm the plz don't hurt me guy) i love concerts but always afraid of places with a lot of people :0
“this is sparta” people ruin the show for everyone 😪 nobody wants to get punched while they’re trying to jam to a song
I'm "This is sparta" when its my favorite song
"just waiting until the headliner"is me at practically every show nowadays lmao
i am the "omg i love these guys" and "i'm waiting for the headliner" haha 😂! you are amazing!
me too
YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAN ONLY BE ONE!
'So you think you can dance' actually made me giggle out loud, but I loved 'this is sparta' as an excellent example of 'no karate in the pit' XD
YES! Spot on. Thank you for that laugh today.
You forgot the front row windmiller.
+Kebabscout ROFL
dammit, front row windmiller. stop it.
u miss the faker and i'm here cuz of friends xD
but technically r the same :v
Benjamin not exactly. i brought my friend once at a concert and she didn't even try to pretend to like the music. instead she started reading a book. The last thing i remember is that she was near a moshpit it was still hilarious
nothing lmaooo
nothing i know that feel, but most of the time, they are either waiting for the headliner, whiskey is good or you think you can dance people.
Me at a breaking benjamin concert my friend dragged me to....people were offended bc I didn't know the lyrics😂
I am the please don't hurt me guy , definently.
Ah you'll get there mate. At least not the guy pushing and kicking and hitting everyone, constantly annoying them
Dude I love your videos make's me feel better love it
You missed JumpdafakUpers (Jumping for the whole show)
pogo?
Spit it out? ;D
+ViolettSchafLP nice Slipknot reference m9
+ViolettSchafLP sounds about right!
Call them Soulfliers. You know why.
I guess the "please don't hurt me" one can also be the "i want to pit, but those fucking hardcore dancers", if you have that one it's complete.
By the way, how weird was it to record this one?
me at any non pop-punk show
***** Did you remember him ?
Trae Dillahay I have recently found that going to the front and starting a real pit is way more fun.
My favorite type of pit is the circle pit... So when their is this fucking emo douchebag punching the air in the middle of the circle pit i get so mad!
I don't get all the hate on hardcore dancing, It's a part of hardcore.
It's understandable if there's someone hardcore dancing at a metal show, thats not okay.
But hardcore dancing is totally acceptable in hardcore,metalcore and deathcore shows.(maybe slam metal too)
Looking like a GTA5 character out here 😂😂😂🤪 love ya jared
Oh man!!! I love you videos!!! They are so funny and awesome, keep up the good work!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
You should do 10 types of Keyboardists/Keyboard players at concerts:
1. The classic-ly trained one (hella complex, plays every part)
2. The One note player (Strings)
3. The "I act like I'm playing, but it's really just samples and I press play"
4. The "Oh I'm not plugged in"
5. The "I'm louder than everyone else"
6. The "Super complicated Synth Player" (Keytarist)
7. "I'm a keyboardist, but I'm also THE second main vocalist"
8. The I have so much gear, but I only use one piece for this whole set
9. The "Yes I have a keyboard, but I rarely play and I go batshit crazy"
10. The "Nope, he didn't show up, but we have all his parts on this iPod for playback"
you forgot the #yoloswagomgIwenttothatconcert fans, you know the ones that just stand there with their phones pointed at the stage.
Just waiting for the headliner guy: “yeah they’re good, Alright”
When me and my friends were high school students we were: "The Shred 'til your dead head" "OMG we love these guys" and "This is sparta" lolol
Now we are just: "Whiskey is good" and headbanging hard obviously lmao plus we almost never use our phone just enjoy the wonderful sounds
Fun story I was at reading last year main stage watching ffdp when it turned into a pretty brutal mosh like I'm not a small guy and love it but I was even like wtf is this sow a tiny 5ft girl as the wall of death was opening in the middle with nothing but fully grown men around and most of the girls had gone or not that many came in the first place but anyway I was thinking should I go help her she's gonna die in the middle then suddenly she charges at me and punches me in the eye when I was leaving to go back to camp some 6ft guy in front of me was telling his friend about a 5ft girl who ran out of nowhere and pushed him over I think she deserves to be famous
lol
SHE’S A LEGEND 😍
0249er brutal mosh and ffdp should never be used in the same sentence
That was awkward to read. Learn to use commas and full stops.
Proper punuctaion is super metal,
Everybody at the Vancouver Iron Maiden concert were omg I love these guys
Lol
The waiting for headliner is so me!! 😂🤣
You forgot these guys who always throws their shirts off
or the ones that only wear underwear and are stained with whiskey all over them
I'm a guitarist and I totally do not like when people would do the shred fingers in front of me as close as they could. lolol
What about "The dude who jumps" kind of fans? And "The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"? 'CauseI'm those two!
Velcro DeClue I'm too! I remember jumping so high in an Opeth show that I almost landed with my crotch on some dude's back.
Join the club... at Delain (yeah, not especially hardcore, a friend invited me) I was jumping and headbanging so hard that in a fairly packed venue, the guy behind me took a step back and no-one filled the gap.
I'm told. I was a bit disorientated, and just noticed that I seemed to be jumping on his feet less.
You, sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar.
If we ever bump into each other at a show, remind me to buy you a pint!
Yeah, count me in on the "guy who sings the whole show" :-)
Im the Whiskey is Good which turns me into the The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"?
“Please don’t hurt me” is in public, “This is Sparta” is in my room
I have been, dont hurt me, i love these guys, and so you think you dance simultaneously
Where's the drunk shirtless guy who goes all over the concert throwing horns up and spilling beer everywhere and won't stop shouting.
+Erick Esquivel Soooooooo basically the drunk guy?
+Wade Wilson (Deadpool) lol I guess Wade but nah this one a bit different.
Mix of the "whiskey is good" guy and that one old dude
I would probably be the Please Don't Hurt Me one...
Isabelle Metcalfe Yeah me too, I'm a short girl and I'd be freaking out lol. x')
same
I'm a 5.3 guy and I'm always like "DON'T HURT ME D: " ._.
Hazel Bourget Same
I'm 6 feet and I'd still be the please don't hurt me one
"The Stoner" & "please don't hurt me"
pretty much everywhere I go.
I'm a combination between Shred till you're dead, OMG I love these guys!!! and Whiskey is Good.
I don't see what's wrong with just standing there watching the band play. I've seen Between the Buried and Me live four times and I always try and get the best seat to watch Blake and Dan play(drummer and bassist) because they are so fucking good.
There's nothing wrong. According to the video, we are all assholes. :)
I believe there's a difference between people standing still and watching a show and people who try to look as bored as possible while watching a show. If you think that they are "so fucking good" then you won't probably look unimpressed while seeing them.
Just don't do it at any show where it's anything sort Barrier/Villians kinda vibe. Found out the hard way that you get punched in the face for watching the band play because 'not swinging your arms like an autistic fuck face is gay.'
Matthew Brown Yeah, I started going to shows in New York instead, still has douches like that but not as bad, some of the shows I went to there have been pretty awesome. Seeing Periphery in NYC in 2 months. Can't wait.
I'm a mosher, but there's a correct way to start a mosh and punching isn't it.
Usually I end up shoulder bumping someone 2 or 3 times to see if they respond. If not, then no mosh. I think that's pretty respectful.
I have played a lot of shows in my time, and your videos are absolutely hilarious. This may be the best one. Actually made me laugh out loud at work. So thanks...
+Jared Dines absolutly dead XD im the stoner lol
Old guys at rock and metal concerts... You have my deepest respect.
You're a legend, Jare Dines! I bow to you!!
You forgot the "Girlfriend Babysitter" and the "Gets angry when they get hit/shoved when they're on the edge of the mosh pit".
I hate those guys the most! More Often than not have a backwards cap and the same bottle of beer all night. When they get in front me I sing along extra annoyingly. Seriously, chill man not everybody wants the slag that dragged your sorry ass to the show!
Jacob G Right
I'd be a mix of OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS and don't hurt me. Cuz I'd be stoked to see my fave band, but I'm relatively short and don't want to get swept up in a mosh pit or lost in the crowd.
Literally me
Me at almost every show lol
Yep this is definitely me! I do a lot of "Waiting for the headliner" because normally I only come for the 1 band.
+Digital Screams
What deadmau5 has to do with metal XDD :P
UndiscoveredAbyssOfYourSoul92TexasDayIsEstate Nothing much I guess but I like EDM and hard rock all the same :3
each one of these is way too spot on 😂
Your videos are soo fun!