Looks Like a Phone... BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A PHONE!!! Cellphone Gun
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2020
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"Which do you prefer - iPhone, or Android?"
"Gun."
Windows
Linux.
This comment is funny but the replies just ruin it oof
Gun
This comment and replies are funny but the most recent one saying that the replies ruined it ruined it oof
Imagine breaking into his house and hearing: Welcome to demolition ranch. Today were gonna see if a robber can stop a 50 cal!!!
Don't know about .50cal but actual bullets will be robber's sweats
Sahil Sharma ahh no fun huh
Cold_A z_Fire 😂
why am i imagining this as matt walking up to a guy and stabbing them with an unloaded .50 round like it was a shiv.
Or if either of his daughters get a boyfriend
This gives me hope that we will one day be able to have a fully functional laptop gun from Perfect Dark in real life
Yeah dude
It's an assault rifle.
@@Sunnyforest And a deployable auto-turret, as well as a fully functional laptop computer
@@kylemurphy597 some top secret stuff going on around here now.🤣
Perfect Dark is happening this year.
I remember a similar item and "keyring" guns causing *havoc* with UK handgun legislation in the late 90's/early 00's
Of course, I lost mine in a tragic boating accident...
Ayo
That's really sad to hear, just like that one time DemolitionRanch lost his own weapon collection during a boating trip...
@@AMabud-lv7hy tragedy after tragedy... no step 😘
Yeah I lost my m107 in a tragic white water rafting trip. Still sad about it
Back in the early 2000s when all phones were bulky I remember one with (4) 22LR barrels in it.
“Deposit or withdraw sir?”
“Hold on someone is calling me”
walter
Can you hold on while I check my email on my laptop/ SKS.
Lol
....bang bang
Sergeant Z.U.C.C Wallah lol
Police officer:are there any weapons in the house
Matt: where do I begin
Imagine Matt getting pulled over and having to go through his Improved EDC.
*begin* idiot
It would be easier for Matt to tell the cops what isn’t a weapon
English be like:
@@user-nf4in1un7m sometimes it happens.people like you are so uptight.grammer police.get a life mate
I love this so much because of the shape. You can just simply conceal carry in ur pocket or something, and ppl would have no clue! No outline or anything like a gun would. No holster or uncomfortable placement, it's just good the way it is. Of course you always want to be aware and safe with your firearm, but, you could almost completely disregard the chance of a misfire while on you. Like I said, always want to be safe and aware, but I mean like, it's just perfect!
Yeah people rag on it because you have to unfold it and it only has two shots but most gun defense situations end with less 4 shots and that's including police officers. The fact that it's so inconspicuous makes unfolding it less of an issue since for all your attacker knows you're pulling out a wallet or cellphone.
@@1810jeff except you may die after those 2 shots.
@@Bubblemation There's no guarantees in life
Yep, the whole point of EDC is to be as practical and comfortable as possible so you have no excuses to have it on you 24/7. You can slip this in your pocket and forget about it.
Would want a bigger round if I only have two shots tho.
@@1810jeff People rag on it bc there's 0% chance of this saving your life. Excuse me mr. bad guy while I unfold and cock this device. Or you could just carry a real gun with 15 rounds, and draw and fire in under two seconds. This would take 4-5 seconds minumum at which point you've already be stabbed, shot or whatever. Not to mentioin in the miracle scenario you do manage to get this out of your pocket, unfold it, you can't aim worth a damn under stress bc the sight system is so incredibly bad
The .22 could be a wallet.
"give me your wallet"
"ok man chill"
pulls out fancy new age metal wallet
opens wallet to get cash
BANG
Anyways, this .22 is sponsored by ridge wallets!
Funny Illinois will let you have a trailblazer 22 but not the 9 mm ideal conceal
More than a few people have been gunned down as a wallet is mistaken for a gun. I am against this thing on general pretense. I do NOT want cops routinely thinking if I have a wallet in my hand it could be a gun like this.
Equal parts stupid choice likely to get you killed and one that ruins, even puts in danger others who have to defend themselves.
I don't like bringing up banning weapons because it will be abused horribly by stupid, evil, crazy people who make laws. But here we are. That's a zip gun. Not a legitimate firearm.
@@nonenone4461 Do you honestly think a cop is going to shoot if you calmly get your wallet out? How many people do you know who are gonna jerk their wallet out and point it at the cops?
@@TheElvenKeys people have been killed this way. 9/10 the didnt move fast
"Man don't be hittin' up dat guy."
"Why?"
"He's got a cellphone in each pocket."
They could make it with a 5-6 rounds mag, easily (if use 1 barrel)
Maybe it’s just Kevin Gates
It holds 2 small bullets... keep on hittin.
@@Authent12 then how would it close? Did you even see the handle? Plus, there's no spring or a slide..
@@Authent12 guess you should design a new one.
Airport security: Sir why does this phone look weird?
Matt: *Gets nervous*
I had same situation... Just forgot that i have card knife in the wallet
You might get through security. I accidentally got through with a 2 inch pocket knife last time. Those guys aren't looking for a brick of metal
Haha i had a set of old beats wrapped up under the collar of my sport coat, bout got gunned down by homeland security.
He accidentally replace his phone to a phone gun
@@highclasswhitetrash9027 thats some story
Ideal Conceal is out of business now, but this phone is a fantastic idea that could be expanded upon by others. Printing is *the* CCW issue, and this simply eliminates that risk.
That smaller one is kind of like a modern Kolibri, except it can actually seriously hurt someone.
Hey the kolibri can kill small bugs
Eh a . 22 can't do a ton
Just put the kolibri up someone's nose and shoot
@@tangerinetech5300 It can kill or seriously injure
@@tangerinetech5300 my brother in christ it is a firearm no matter what caliber you wouldn't want to get hit by it
This would be perfect for the situation from that one meme
“Call an Ambulance!” “But not for me!”
I need to call the ambulance but not for me
YES
I know that guy personally lol
Imagine breaking into his house. The door clicks behind you and you hear: Welcome to demolition ranch. Today we are gonna see if a robber can stop an anti tank bullet.
That would damage the house though. But good idea. 💚👍☺
@@Katzian lmao AHAHAHAH
KatzenProductions but what about EMP’s?
@@eizzle78 Fair point brother, but Simply Safe obviously thought about that as they only use biological components in their security systems.
Andy Liu what exactly is an anti tank bullet?
People from other states when they are getting robbed: *pulls out pocket knife*
Average Texas citizen: * calmly pulls out 50BMG
Takes speak into my microphone to a more serious level
Hey congratulations you have been selected for my end year giveaway going on contact me for more information .
Brings new meaning to "shoot me a text"
Clever! 👍👍👍
Ahahaha. Funny. Let me take a screenshot
Fr
🤣🤣🤣 👁️ c what u did 🦌
Sigh
This man has some major strength to be able to still post quality content after so recently losing his brother. I would be in shambles. Many praises. I pray that God is lifting you all up during this crazy time.
billibous smith wait his brother just recently passed away?
Likely these are backlogged videos, but I agree, he still is posting on off the ranch
@@roslikari8738 he took like 2 weeks off and came back and put out a video on off the ranch on why he wasn't posting for a while
Rosli Kari He made a Big Video about it...check it out
Wait what ???
People in the future: LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A PHONE
I followed Idealconceal from the beginning and was planning on getting a 9mm when released. The prices shot up to the point that I think it's just not worth the price. Love DemolitionRanch though. Thanks for the video
When you see the victim is pulling ammo out of his pockets, you should know you're robbing the wrong guy..........
Especially a .50 BMG lol.
Lmao but who carries a random fn 57 mag without the gun that means your fighting a crazy guy
@@Nob911 Exactly. Chances are he's gonna put it in his mouth and spit it at you.
A clear indication of the famous "You f'ed up " moment :p
What you gonna do? Shot him? If you shot him ur going to jail too, explain me qhat the fuxk then you gonna do with ur gun?
0:48 missed opportunity to cry: "MAMAAA! Just killed a man..."
Bohemian mumble rhap 100
True
I was really hoping he would say that. 😄😄
maciej from mully
That song was whack asf lmao
You should probably just give up on mugging a guy if he says "I don't have my wallet, but hey look 50 BMG!"
Seems like a great last line of defense type of gun. Much like a Derringer, only seems better.
Great vid. Thanks
"How'd he die?"
"had a few too many, tried to answer his gun"
Underated comment
@@codyleonard6927 agreed
Cody Leonard This is gold
Asian parent be like
I legally cannot like this comment as it has 420 right now, I’m so sorry my brother
Cool, this new cellphhone has not just one, but TWO headphone jacks!!!
That can shoot too..😐
And it gad z lightning fast 800 mph prossecor
Томас Андерсон Huh...That’s what you think
yea two 6.35mm audio jacks for double the speakers and thicker cables
Music with friends!
7:59 Interesting to see the shock wave travel down your arm and back.
A friend of mine caught that same thing in slow-mo but when I was shooting my 44 magnum.
Smart Brain Inc. made a flip phone version once. It fires photon blasts from the antenna. Fully charged, it can fire up to twelve single shots, or four bursts of three.
5 5 5
*Standin By*
HENSHIN!
You had the perfect opportunity to answer the phone with “Mamaaa... just killed a man”
AND YOU BLEW IT!
Lolol...matt would sing that well😂...I heard someone else say this...it was that guy 👇... wasn't me...
"Put a gun against his head"
“Pulled my trigger now he’s dead”
🎵Its called copyright🎵
his mom didnt kill him tho, he did
Rich kid: Dude my Iphone 11 is so cool!
Quiet kid: I don't think so
This is both funny and terrible
Always the quiet ones
Ey guys check out my new phone
*bang* bang
Wait wait wait WAIT NO-
Lol
Now if they can combine an actual phone with one of these guns now that would be awesome 👌
When you really want to reach the 3 detection rate to get max dodge and crits
Payday reference
This just gives the term “screenshot” a whole new meaning.
@Mytia George bot
This is underrated as fuck
Haha
This just helps more school shootings
@@thc_junior21 1v1 me scrub
"shot on iphone"
This is mine now.
I'm lying
This comment actually made me laugh
Underated comment😂😂
Tadadadada Ta Ta Tadadada Tadadadada
Clever
lol
For the distance you were shooting, it seems accurate. Really good for going too the ATM. Would be really good chambered in a 410
Love the videos bro keep it up
"somebody better call an ambulance"
"BUT NOT FOR ME"
Rivenda heavy metal music starts to play
DemolitionRanch: Gets pressured by a guy with a gun.
Also him: Gives the guy ammunition
Oh my god i didint think about that
ReAx I LiKeZ i mean, it wasn’t ammo for the gun he was using though?
Это Мэт здесь стреляет, я правильно понимаю?
NotKiwiBird no it was not.
Who gon be the one to like it next 😈😂
When you rob someone and they casually pulled off a riffle magazine and shotgun shells from their pocket, you run 😂
You won't know when you'll be in front of their barrel... 😂
Amazing.. your presentation skill is awesome...
Definition of "screenshot"
Dude that's funny af and a hell of alot more original than those guys talking about robbing😂
Bro I just SCREENSHOT that funny shit
@@jkentel190 I know right but I try and give the credit to the original ones lmao
Best.comment.i.have.ever.read.
Very underrated comment
"Pls call an ambulance!!!!"
*Takes out a phone pistol*
"But not for me"
LMAO
@Wikkitt Klown please
@Wikkitt Klown 😂🤦🏻♂️
@Wikkitt Klown it means please
It was at this moment he knew.. he fck’d up...
Both; the bad guy in @Gabriel The Animatorz scenario and for @Wikkitt Klown for the embarrassing not know was pls is debacle 💀
This fulfils the first rule of a gunfight: have a gun.
It may not be for everyone but realize you can always get a bigger and heavier gun for greater capacity, it's a scale of compromise that goes both ways and doesn't arbritrarily stop at a 6+1 capacity pistol.
Good for homeland security to know. Thank you.
“He had a phone why did you shoot him” is going to be a very different argument
police can now freely shoot anyone without repercussions, yayyy
@@Lucas_Jeffrey stop man.
@@Lucas_Jeffrey they already could, this changes nothing.
@@Lucas_Jeffrey, Not sure if that's ever been a thing.
@@Fsilone Every police shooting ever: Put on administrative leave and investigated. Then using bodycam footage and anything they can get their hands on, either justified or prosecuted for assault with a deadly weapon.
In most scenarios the cop either gets off, get's fired, or gets prosecuted and convicted. So no, they can't just shoot anyone they want. I mean, try it yourself. Walk up to a cop and tell them to shoot you. 100% guarantee it won't happen unless you start reaching around in your pockets or waistband and then raising your hands in a shooting stance or actually having a gun in your hand.
But please keep living in your own world mate.
matt: keeps bashing hi-points
Zip-22: I'm safe for now...
It's not even worth buying. That's why
Can the Zip-22 even be considered a gun? I mean, it doesn’t even fire most of the time.
Didn't he do a Zip at one point? I forget.
Matt: Why would I buy a non gun?
The zip 22 isn't even worth the money.
This gives me a lot of ideas. A phone gun would be amazing. Also what about a gun phone case?
Demolition ranch is so awesome!
Imagine getting robbed and accidentally pulling out your phone 😆
Joel West OOPS!! 🤣
"It's a gu- *mimicks shooting sounds* Ah shit. Can you wait a minute while I grab my real gun?"
@@Doggio_ no *shoots pocket to make gun fall out and the gun discharges on your foot*
Imagine u realised and said pew pew
How
Introduction should’ve been him dressed as Steve Jobs introducing the “iPhone 12”
First, it was the "iPhone 22". Now we have the "iPhone 380." Are there iPhones' 9L, 40SW and/or 10mm in our future?
Introducing the revolutionary iPhone 45-70
@@dr.ryttmastarecctm6595 308Winchester
Forbidden iPhone 8
iPhone 45-120.
Man it’s crazy how I’ve been watching your adventures from day one to now 💪🏼
dude it was posted last year lol
This gun is literally concealment perfection.
Police: shoots man after thinking phone is gun
Police again: oh shit it was a gun
cup_ the_god lol pretty much
Police : shoot everyone on sight.
Yeah this is probably exactly why you just need to keep your hands up
Senpai why would you obey terroristic demands from a sweaty guy with a gun?? Just so you won’t get shot?!?? Laws just make doing bad things more entertaining and secretive for criminals and you keep everything going smoothly by not questioning your superiors..
Senpai if I gotta put my hands up to show I come in peace ☮️ so do the cops there the ones with guns, tasers and pepper spray. Pepper spray only used when someone isn’t listening and they want to prove a point.. seems they scared you into trusting in them like a false idol or you will go to jail or worse..
Matt: Sponsored by simply safe
Also Matt: Has every gun imaginable to protect himself and his family
I guess you could say that he's SimpliSafe
Bruuuuuuh u got me weaaaak
He could give cops some guns if they were in a shoot out
not a 20mm rifle tho 😏😏
gotta get those .50 BMGs to stop the rioting and looting because of no toilet paper.
Or that RPK
Now that is cool I've never seen one that looks like a cell phone that turns into a gun or the one that looks like a credit card that turns into a gun never seen that before that is super sweet to see how much is for one of those
How am I just now seeing this?... A freaking gadget gun!?..Amazing!.. Great Video!
Cod modern warfare has to get matt as a character 😂
I wouldn't dare kill him
@@laowu8024 you wouldn't succeed if you tried xD he's got us outgunned
I’m the 69th person to like this comment. You’re welcome.
Carter Rosty nice
True
Matt: “Not for sniper shots”
Nick Irving: “challenge accepted”
vid idea*
John Montana jerry michulek
Nah Y’all call Oberst up ooh yeah
John Montana lol right
I love watching your videos, thank you for sharing these crazy cool guns
i love your vids man
*_Imagine asking him to borrow his phone and then he mistakenly gives you this_*
Alvin Yew *the trickster*
@@RaiJK3 you just got bamboozled
Good mistake.
And you try to call someone hahaha
You know what must be done.....
"It really is my mom. Hold on..."
"Hi Mama. Just killed a man. Put a phone against his head. Pulled my trigger... now he's dead."
Mama!!!!!!!! Oooooooooooooooooooooo!
@@adamlynch9153 Life has just begun...
MAMA!!!! UwU
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!😃
Aaron Arzu for any people living under a rock, he is referring to a song called
bohemian rhapsody
love your sound 9:46
Thanks For the Mr.Bean content as Well Bro 🤘
Made me Smile😁
The quiet kid when he asks the teacher if he can use his phone as a calculator:
Subtract the targets
Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt
I understood that reference...
*uncomfortably moves in chair*
@@lordofjonkeys5609 Whats the brand gun called so cool I might need one of this.
@@totov7673
I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean, could you explain?
"WW2 flash backs intensifies"
This product is so American that turned my tea into cheeseburger
AMERICA! F*#K YEA!
Your comment made me laugh. Me like.
Im welsh so it's milk
I want to like it so bad but it's at 69
I would lile the video but it's good at 69😉😏😆
And my carbonara into a macaronicheese
ya like the life card 22lr crazy, i watched the development of the life card on tv, i use a 3.1" barrel 45acp
I was already enjoying the video and then he tries to shoot using his actual cellphone lmao. Liked and subscribed.
For when you have to “shoot” somebody a text.
Lol was think that the entire video 🤣
Россия
God :))
Pinball Wizard XD
No its "shoot" a photo
This is my first time seeing this guy
I am not disappointed
Welcome to the demolitia
Welcome friend
Welcome!
You been under a rock?
If you like him you might like his brother OperatorDrewski welcome to the Demolitia
I thought that was an FMG-9 for a second. But damn, imagine getting killed by a freaking phone gun.
The Golden RPG in the background just tops it off
If you ever feel useless just know that Matt has a home security system
Matt to his fans:
Get a security system
*shows his entire channel*
But not for me
Underrated
My home security is me and im 13 well ill be 13 in 3 days anyway
@@laststar_420 so what's your plan if someone breaks in? That doesn't sound like a very good security system
ŚparrowYT they just cower in fear at the sight of him.
Guy: “Alright guys! He’s out of weapons and he’s cornered!”
John wick: *pulls out the his phone gun*
Guy: GODDAMN!
John wick:pulls out his pencil
John Wick: *Pulls out his belt*
Also John Wick: Blinks
John Wick: Pulls down his pants
0:52 all along I was watching the vid and then this popped out and scared me lol😂
I LOVE YOU DEMO YOUR MY FAVORITE CZcamsR YOUR THE BEST!!!!!
Matt: It looks like a phone!
Me: *Something's Wrong, I can feel it.*
ImmortAlex67 wrong template subtitles. Correction is “something’s wrong, I scan feel it” Besides that good meme.
Eminem is the best
@@pxcyb1t595 *like somethings about to happen, but I don't know what*
*slim sady* (spelled on purpus)
Imagine accidentally pulling out your phone.
×Coffin dance starts playing×
What are you going to do, kill me with your 5G? Oh...your gun is called a 5G
Wouldn't be the first time I rolled a nat 1.
8:16
I guess it would look something like this...
Not just that, you gotta make those 2 shots count cause you aren't getting a reload. This might work if you just have a single person trying to rob you, but anything past that and this defense tool is pretty much worthless.
Looks dope. Grip looks like they need to work on that
i love how all the mechanical parts make it look more like a phone (the bolt looking like a camera plus the lever and sight looking like the volume and power buttons)
This is how he disguises his guns from Mere.
Smortness
Mere is his wife right
@@bryce2jz yes
At this point he can buy anything he wants, these guns have made them so much that they now can get sponsors to pay for his mansion remodel! 😃👍🏼👊🏻🔥
Dude, been on this channel for years dont snitch! More callouts like that and I think shell realize this isn't part of VetRanch!
This bring a whole new meaning to flash
Police: Are these your firearms?
Matt: *Y E S*
Imagine getting a call and accidentally pulling this out
Or getting mugged and pulling your phone out!
@@cw9627 😂😂😂
The funny part about that, is no one would ever notice, hell you could probably walk around Walmart with it in your hand and no one would notice. Even the hinge screw makes it look like it has a camera on the back.
“Call the ambulance”
“But not for me”
The True Mastermind DeadPool I Think
He do be robbing memes tho
This is 69 likes I’m tempted to break it
Yeah #69
Give me all your money old man
Bro....the mom convo🤦🏾♂️....😆😆😆👍🏾
~8:30 I like how he notices it’s a phone by looking at the screen and not by the camera display lol
I love the lowkey jab at the ridiculous price of five-seven mags
That awkward moment when the stewardess asks you to turn your gun to airplane mode.
Flight attendant: could you turn on airplane mode
Me: uh, sure thing
My phone: *turns into A10 and flies next to us*
Me: there ya go.
Flight attendant: ...
Iran: *internal screaming*
Remember no Russian
'you mean hijack mode?'
It firing power Impressed me 👍🏼
this is literally just,
" argh, argh, call an ambulance, CALL AN AMBULANCE!.. _but not for me_ "
Lol
(in Dirty Harry voice): "I think you've got an incoming call, punk."
(Arnold "T2" wants in in the action) "Out of service, Dickwad"
*IRONHIDE STARES INTENTLY*
Hmmm the call Dropped
"The thing you have to ask yourself is, do I have five bars or six."
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
"Using phones can be deadly"
Me: you have no idea
Boomer, you are
Very good, phones are
love the intro
I like the wallet one because you can just pull it out whenever you’re getting robbed and say here’s my money but then you can just shoot them. Pretty cool stuff.
Hey congratulations you have been selected for my end year giveaway going on contact me for more information .
"Hey, can you take a picture of us :)"
"Sure, let me just turn on the flash >:)"
*Bang*
Such dark comedy. I love it XD
Erik lmfao!!
Erik lmao you be killing innocent turists
@@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii8818 arent tourists considered normal hunting game in texas? xD
Well, it flashed.
He had every opportunity to do the "call an ambulance but not for me" meme and he didn't take it
Friend: can I get a screenshot?
Me: *grabs cell gun*
Nice, is there anything in this form that can hold more rounds?
Police: empty your pockets
Matt: * drops 50 bmg bullet *
Police: Do you have a gun in your back sir?
Shutter Kind of wanna try that now for some reason
@@mymaingotbanned_not5816 *what*
Image putting it up some poor sod's ass and setting off the primer
@@mymaingotbanned_not5816 are you still alive mate?
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