"Excuse me, You Max Payne?"

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2020
  • "I hated the world for not killing me with her.."
    Protagonist: Max Payne
    Location:New Jersey, United States of America
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Komentáře • 111

  • @typical_wolfy5117
    @typical_wolfy5117 Před 2 lety +444

    -Excuse me, you - Max Payne?
    -No.
    *profit*

    • @ozgun6224
      @ozgun6224 Před rokem

      he is not. this guy look like corrupted fat detective. also you can clearly notice he is wearing tie

    • @idealsAREisomorphic
      @idealsAREisomorphic Před rokem +31

      Bro, he’s standing next to a Michelle Payne gravestone looking like a sad emoji.

    • @Morbutt
      @Morbutt Před rokem +2

      @@idealsAREisomorphic So I guess it was a really dumb question, then

    • @IskenderCaglarM41B441
      @IskenderCaglarM41B441 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@idealsAREisomorphic Just because he's standing near her grave may or may not mean he is Max payne.

    • @idealsAREisomorphic
      @idealsAREisomorphic Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@IskenderCaglarM41B441 yeah bro, he might be Moderate Enjoyer for all they know, right.

  • @03e-210a
    @03e-210a Před 2 lety +410

    "Somehow I didn't think he was about to tell me I'd won the lottery" His sarcasm is just too damn funny

  • @StarliteKat
    @StarliteKat Před 8 měsíci +33

    Even from beyond the grave, Michelle and Rose protected him in his time of need via a tombstone cover. Really powerful stuff.

  • @pab1381
    @pab1381 Před rokem +142

    “You Max Payne?”
    “No I’m Min Payne. Minimum Payne is my full name. I have Maxs number though.”

    • @asd2640
      @asd2640 Před 11 měsíci +2

      yea that's his cousin right

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Yep the Payne cousins lol

  • @russeltierra7636
    @russeltierra7636 Před rokem +72

    politest hitmen ever

  • @Itsmofuckinkel
    @Itsmofuckinkel Před rokem +29

    >excuse me, you Max Payne?
    >no
    >ok, have a nice evening

  • @oguzhangulsay2942
    @oguzhangulsay2942 Před rokem +46

    In Max Payne 2
    Mike: Hey, you are Max Payne.
    Max: Afraid so...

  • @aleksandersanya1817
    @aleksandersanya1817 Před rokem +53

    Imagine if these guys really just wanted to give him his lottery win

  • @Lightwolf9518
    @Lightwolf9518 Před 7 měsíci +6

    The symbolism of Max hiding behind his wife and daughter's grave, showing that they've been protecting him ever since 2001

  • @kingspore5000
    @kingspore5000 Před rokem +146

    >Visits his family's grave
    >Do not respond to dumb questions
    >Kills everyone on sight
    >Leaves
    Sigma male

    • @PseudoMind47
      @PseudoMind47 Před 8 měsíci

      Shut up, people like you ruin characters

  • @verynoiceroxx542
    @verynoiceroxx542 Před 8 měsíci +8

    “You Max Payne?”
    “Nope”
    “understandable, have a nice day”

  • @rebandcrysis
    @rebandcrysis Před rokem +37

    I don't why out of all dialogs that line stuck in my head since 2012 lol

    • @tarkov86
      @tarkov86  Před rokem +15

      If the protagonist is Max Payne, you just memorize everything he said :)

    • @diackoakafrankie3151
      @diackoakafrankie3151 Před rokem

      @@tarkov86 wtf mohsen chavoshi profile picture

    • @beny1366
      @beny1366 Před 7 měsíci

      Because of his voice actor! Chavoshi is a good singer 😉

  • @scottypittman1
    @scottypittman1 Před 2 lety +180

    I loved this game, but it feels disrespectful to the second game. "That Mona business was just grief."
    ARE YOU SURE MY GUY? THAT WAS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF THE SECOND GAME WHAT THE FRICK

    • @tarkov86
      @tarkov86  Před 2 lety +54

      I agree. It was never easy for Max to forget Mona. Even Rockstar couldn't change that, it just doesn't fit his personality

    • @scottypittman1
      @scottypittman1 Před 2 lety +26

      @@tarkov86 It would've been so cool for the game to be like a final mission for the both of them and at the end they both walk into the sunset. I heard somewhere that the ending where Mona survives is Canon so there's no reason she should've been completely cut from the story. If you haven't noticed I'm a Max Payne 2 fan boy lol

    • @tarkov86
      @tarkov86  Před 2 lety +13

      @@scottypittman1 Well I don't know if you already know that but Max Payne 1 and 2 are getting remakes :)

    • @scottypittman1
      @scottypittman1 Před 2 lety +8

      @@tarkov86 Yeah and I'm super excited about it, I really hope they'll keep what made the first two so good and I have a bunch of faith since Remedy are heading the project. If it's as simple as the first two games with the gameplay of 3 then I am sold.
      *insert Fry from Futurama meme here*

    • @V1b2910
      @V1b2910 Před 2 lety +3

      But Mona survived in the dead on arrival ending. So isn't this ending cannon where she survived ?

  • @konstantinzeniuk5140
    @konstantinzeniuk5140 Před 8 měsíci +4

    "You're turning humans into glue" was my favorite line

  • @isrv
    @isrv Před rokem +9

    Hardafffff 😭 no other franchise like MAXPAYNE 🥀

  • @Christiaan_Hogervorst
    @Christiaan_Hogervorst Před 2 lety +29

    somehowe i think he was going to say that i won the lottery xd

  • @dg2010ful
    @dg2010ful Před 8 měsíci +2

    >be Max Payne
    >say nothing
    >kill everyone
    >leave

  • @mrfroghello
    @mrfroghello Před rokem +6

    Max payne 3 is amazing

  • @haswanth_indana
    @haswanth_indana Před 8 měsíci +3

    That voice give me spine chills

  • @TheUncunningFox
    @TheUncunningFox Před rokem +12

    Im payne to the butt.
    Payne to the MAX!

    • @nicoffee777
      @nicoffee777 Před rokem +9

      *you're killing me*

    • @Puxi
      @Puxi Před rokem +4

      Kitty0706

    • @driedbilly144
      @driedbilly144 Před 29 dny +1

      Paynis the butt Payne Payne PaynePaynePaynePaynePayne enyaP! *PAYNE* **explosion**

  • @itsmaxxpayne
    @itsmaxxpayne Před rokem +8

    James McCaffrey is the goat!

  • @mertcoskun9064
    @mertcoskun9064 Před 4 lety +11

    Good video Bro 🌹

  • @_tok_yo.x
    @_tok_yo.x Před 11 měsíci +5

    Same location on gta5 Trevor going to see dead body..

    • @vgames5512
      @vgames5512 Před 10 měsíci

      Not exactly,but looks pretty similar

  • @ToeTag9899
    @ToeTag9899 Před rokem +14

    This game needs a FPS view VR remake if done right it would be amazing.

    • @MisterDevos
      @MisterDevos Před rokem +4

      That's a terrible idea. People would break all the shit around them.

    • @ToeTag9899
      @ToeTag9899 Před rokem +1

      @@MisterDevos That's on them if they are breaking shit what do I care? lol

    • @Morbutt
      @Morbutt Před rokem +1

      "if done right" yeah okay when are they ever known to do that?

    • @ToeTag9899
      @ToeTag9899 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Morbutt Done right really isn't that hard. Also you know you can have a VR seated experience you don't have to stand. RE4 on quest 2 is a prime example of doing it right.

    • @IskenderCaglarM41B441
      @IskenderCaglarM41B441 Před 11 měsíci

      FPS view? Ewww no.

  • @magicourpe
    @magicourpe Před rokem

    - excuse me, you max payne ?
    - no, but I am in a maximal pain right now
    *insert gunna writing gif*

  • @SteveSegovia
    @SteveSegovia Před rokem +10

    It's frustrating that they didn't use the secret ending where Mona Sax survives. Kind of lame.
    It would have been nice to see Max happy

    • @thewisedaddy6460
      @thewisedaddy6460 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I always considered it the definitive ending because it would work a lot better for max for a couple of years until they split up and it would pave the way for max payne 3's plot

    • @wirmaple7336
      @wirmaple7336 Před 11 měsíci +1

      the ending wasn't canon and she wasn't supposed to walk away after that shot in the head either

  • @birdick1307
    @birdick1307 Před 8 měsíci

    and a real human bean

  • @lapplandsjagare
    @lapplandsjagare Před rokem +2

    Hello from Sweden 🇸🇪

  • @chunkymilk
    @chunkymilk Před 11 měsíci +5

    i wish the entire game was like this.

    • @Scruffii
      @Scruffii Před 8 měsíci +6

      nah the fish out of water brazilian setting was perfect for 3 they needed to change it up

  • @highspeedtechnical
    @highspeedtechnical Před 8 měsíci

    where max payne 1-2 is about mental pain this one is about physical pain

  • @ChallengerV8
    @ChallengerV8 Před 7 měsíci

    I really wanted this game to have comics instead of those flashing colors. It made me wanna puke.

  • @ksplay1336
    @ksplay1336 Před 2 lety +5

    Расправился с фанатами. Максимка злой

    • @tarkov86
      @tarkov86  Před 2 lety +1

      неправильное время xaxa

    • @vgames5512
      @vgames5512 Před 10 měsíci

      Нельзя трогать Макса когда он поминает свою семью😅

  • @gabagoolovahere5869
    @gabagoolovahere5869 Před rokem

    Max Payne and Michael Desanta is the same person

    • @gabagoolovahere5869
      @gabagoolovahere5869 Před rokem

      @android3220 iv only just realised they are the same person lol

    • @gabagoolovahere5869
      @gabagoolovahere5869 Před rokem

      @android3220 hey man what's your problem dude

    • @gabagoolovahere5869
      @gabagoolovahere5869 Před rokem

      @android3220 bruh I'm just joking lmao

    • @gabagoolovahere5869
      @gabagoolovahere5869 Před rokem

      @android3220 I somehow only just realised they looked the same 🤣 after 10 years

    • @NAMED0ESN0TEXIST
      @NAMED0ESN0TEXIST Před rokem

      Idk about everyone else but Arthur Morgan resembles Max Payne if you look at him from afar

  • @TheOfficialButthead
    @TheOfficialButthead Před rokem +1

    what are you playing this on a toaster

  • @timmothyjennings
    @timmothyjennings Před 2 lety +26

    Lol Max is such an emo

    • @bababooey9825
      @bababooey9825 Před rokem +20

      With valid reason 😂😭

    • @cgavin1
      @cgavin1 Před rokem +2

      Yeah Max definitely has the worst case of main character syndrome I ever saw.

    • @timmothyjennings
      @timmothyjennings Před rokem +2

      @@cgavin1 It's common these days unfortunately. & For reasons that are way less tragic than Max Payne's.

    • @peacfl9610
      @peacfl9610 Před rokem +1

      I hate that you are right

  • @MrFox-xu9kb
    @MrFox-xu9kb Před 8 měsíci

    Max Payne 3 is a total disaster..redemy could make it better than rockstar I don't know why the hell the gaming industry is built so greedy now days 😢

    • @MrFox-xu9kb
      @MrFox-xu9kb Před 8 měsíci

      @@JoshuaWeller-gh5cp
      The story weren't related to max Payne 1 and 2 , it wasn't satisfying and it changed the max that all the gamers know and made us all disappointed..come on man you know that max Payne 3 is a disappointment

    • @MrFox-xu9kb
      @MrFox-xu9kb Před 8 měsíci

      @@JoshuaWeller-gh5cp
      Yeah whatever makes you sleep at night

    • @mouthofghosts8255
      @mouthofghosts8255 Před 8 měsíci

      I think for what it worth max payne 3 has fantastic visuals and soundtrack, the story doesn’t really live up to the other games but I still appreciate that it was made

    • @MrJfizzle11233
      @MrJfizzle11233 Před 7 měsíci

      The story is not that good but the gameplay, graphics, voice acting and audio in general are all great. The game isn't anywhere near a total disaster. I think if you even played it, which I doubt you did, you would've went in with an unconscious bias.

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom Před rokem +3

    I just can't abide by how bad this game is, I think I erased it from my memory. Every time that camera effect occurs I feel physical pain. What did they do to Max? honestly the fact that they did this to him is darkest tragedy that could have befell him

    • @NAMED0ESN0TEXIST
      @NAMED0ESN0TEXIST Před rokem +13

      Opinion denied. Sorry

    • @rafidsadman
      @rafidsadman Před rokem +3

      It's almost like you're viewing the world through the eyes of a guy who's constantly either drunk or hungover. Also I found the effects bearable, if you want some truly atrocious aesthetic decisions play Kane and Lynch 2

    • @user-xf5ej5od8f
      @user-xf5ej5od8f Před 8 měsíci

      Max Payne 3 is the best 3rd person shooter of all time.

    • @MrJfizzle11233
      @MrJfizzle11233 Před 7 měsíci +1

      The game is bad because it has lens flare? Do you work for IGN or something?