The Absolutely WORST Sports TAKES of All TIME
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The "Dak is weak for talking about his struggles with depression" take was really weird to me, not because it was below Skip Bayless but because it felt weird, as a Cowboys fan, to actually have fans of other teams backing us up on something. It felt good knowing that most fans do recognize it's just a game, at the end of the day.
That's one thing I won't let anyone do is talk down on Dak as a man, say what you want as a player, but Dak is an awesome guy who has helped millions of people just by showing that it's ok for grown men to be open about they're emotions. He lost literally everyone he has ever cared about and yet is still the man he is today
I've never liked Skip, but that was the moment my dislike for him went from "bozo who has irrationally bad takes about certain guys" to "actually irredeemable asshole" in my eyes.
Nothing less relatable than a rich man crying about his situation. Does Dak care about your struggles? No? Then dont spend time worrying about his.
Skip Bayless is a frosted haired douche.
~James Pietragallo~
@@fenixchief7it’s about breaking glass ceilings and breaking boundaries. Grow up man.
Brandon Perna believing Russell Wilson would bring him a SB. 😂😂
💯
I just love flipping that short on sometimes for a good laugh. And what if bo nix kinda sucks?
@@randemness2680 Then we get even better Perna vids and reactions :)
@@randemness2680 Then we get more great That’s Good Sports videos and Perna’s misery will continue to bring us entertainment 😆
Just wait until Russ win a SB with the Steelers
Mel Kiper is the sports equivalent to a weatherman.
Hey. Dont be mean to weathermen. They get a bad rap already, they dont need that kind of association too
I think what saves Kiper is most GMs in the NFL are about as bad as him at predicting talent.
Weathermen are correct far too often. Maybe a "climate scientist"
Nobody has a crystal ball, but YOU can have shiny balls with Manscaped!
Lucid
🎉😅😅😅
Never forget that Gotlieb stole his classmates credit cards
And then acted like Andrew Luck was a lazy bum for retiring
Wait....what?
@@timbobcreations3915 Yup
You could literally just make a skip bayless and Stephen A smith compilation 🤣🤣 Those guys suck!!
I feel like Cowherd would fit right in with them too
Stephen A. used to be alright, cool even, but now he’s paid to be a clown version of himself
@@nathanchildress5596 I feel like their ego is so damn big now, they think they are more important than the sports that they cover….. It’s embarrassing to watch.
Yet both are still on tv & you're hating bc you're not qualified in the field to talk
@joshingram071 If these men are getting paid loads of money to be on TV and give crappy takes, then heck, sign me up. I could do that. In fact, I have a cold take right now. Geno Smith is the best QB in the NFC West, and it's not close. This year, he will lead the Seahawks to a superbowl. See, it's not hard to give a bad take. I'd fit right in with these guys. I might even throw a little shade at Brock Purdy so I can really fit in.
My own personal coldest take award would go to Beano Cook predicting that Notre Dame QB Ron Powlus would win two Heismans after his first game.
Those are two names I've heard in a LONG time and I love it
“TELL THEM I CAN HEAR THEM!”
I remember that! Doubledown = 😎
Gottlieb? Wasn't that the jackass that stole someone's identity in college but then unironically called Andrew Luck a lazy millennial when he announced his retirement?
Yep. He's a lazy idiot who has an attitude problem
Yup
From Wiki: “He left Notre Dame after an incident in which he stole a classmate's credit card and used it to charge multiple purchases.”
Silver lining is that it gets brought up pretty frequently whenever he tries to act all high n mighty
I dare say, jackass is an understatement.
Johnny Manziel being bigger in Cleveland than LeBron is one of the worst I've ever heard. I'm pretty sure Logan Paul is more celebrated in Cleveland than Manzeil
After the Johnny Manziel documentary hit, Skip put out this whole thing on his channel about how he tooootally knew Manziel wouldn't make it in the NFL. And he spends the first five minutes rambling about Howdy Doody. Also, he "guaranteed" Eric Mangini would win a Super Bowl for the Jets.
Also also, Chase Daniel DID win a Super Bowl as a third-stringer (I think?) for the Saints.
Chase Daniels did, it's the Chase that was his backup in college that they said "would win a super bowl".
Bayless is a fraud, he doesn’t even believe what he says. The only thing that matters to him is, stirring up controversy, so he can profit of everyone’s outrage…
The Chris Shelton tidbit wasn’t even wrong. They were technically correct. They also were absolutely being facetious.
Facetious extraordinaire
Thank you, I'm glad somebody said it. It was obviously that old joke you here every season when someone hits 3 HRs on Opening Day and some sportscaster says "he's on pace for 486 homers this year."
Dropping Nick Wright in at the end and saying you didn't even have time to cover all his cold takes is straight SAVAGE! Maybe a separate video? LOL! 😅
Nick "Never" Wright
Damn favorite comment and reply 😂
Nick Wright has maybe the some of THE most brain dead takes I’ve ever seen. Can’t stop sucking that Lebron hype train especially, even though some of his NFL takes are just as bad.
Give me ANDRE IGUODALA
Skip Bayless once said James Harden is greater than Curry in 2021
Shannon said that the Giants would win the East in 2021
football players dont make good analysts outside of football. same can be said for every sport. professional athletes have no business making millions off becoming an annoucer or analyst. shaq being an color commentator doesnt make him nba relevant
ehh a missed call by Shannon for who would win the east is nothing really. Skip however is just a moron who loves hearing himself talk.
Alan Hansen: You can't win anything with kids.
Man United wins Premier League title with kids.
Wasn't the worst take, 99% of the time that take would be right.
@@AK-74KIt’s more of a testament to Sr Alex Ferguson’s talent for finding talent.
Skip Bayless wanting to finish the Damar Hamlin game has to be up there.
Someone was going to have to address that shit, and he was the one that chose to do it.
It was an end of a season game with playoff seeding implications.
Why? He faked it to save Vegas from paying out outrageous amounts in player prop bets. I said this the moment it happened. That shit was the fakest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. You know how much money was riding on that game? Vegas knew they were gonna lose big time they called goodell and he told a scrub player to fake due to end the game. The biggest game of the season on Monday night football? And some dude “dies” but then is perfectly okay 10 mins later? yea gimme a fuckin break 🤡🤡🤡
@@oddballskull1941which didn’t end up being played because some things matter more. yk. like the life of your teammate.
@KaraKubed it wasn't the first or last time something like that has happened, I don't remember them canceling the game when Ryan Shazier broke his back? Or when Alex Smith broke his leg so bad it almost killed him. Damar's situation was serious and tragic yes, but the NFL turned it into a publicity stunt trying to improve they're image in the public eye with how they take care of players
Skip is annoying af sometimes but y’all took it way out of context
Doug Gottlieb? What a steal!
The Jimmy Clausen statement was proof that Mel doesn't actually watch college football games, just highlights. As an ND fan, Jimmy was very up and down. He was very similar to Sam Darnold. He had his moments where he showed why he was the number 1 recruit and then other moments that showed he was still at a high school level of QB play. He was very frustrating to watch and we knew he wasn't cut out for the NFL.
Bayless + Cowherd if entered into a couples' tennis match would have showed up to a pickleball tourney with fishing rods.
2011 Eagles as the dream team
Last time I was this early, Doug Gottlieb’s takes were as cold as his heart around others when it comes to credit cards.
Thank you for bringing up the Chase x2 hype. I really thought that was a fever dream because I never heard anyone talk about either since seeing that cover.
I remember when ESPN Magazine went with the headline "Why Maurice Clarett Could Play in the NFL Now" before Clarett had ever played a game for Ohio State. That one also didn't age very well.
You could do several videos on the Worst Sports (or anything really) takes by Skip Bayliss. The only reason I'm glad he ever made a name for himself is that I watch Mark Cuban own him and humiliate him sometimes on youtube. One of the funniest things ever
Urinating Tree claimed Patrick Mahommes was going to be a bust
Just a couple days ago Doug Gottlieb made a twitter post suggesting that Caitlin Clark should change your shooting form
All I can think of with the name "Claussen" is pickles...
"Tom Brady is going to fall off a CLIFF"
Nuff Said...
At this point, the IFL & UFL are the only alternative football leagues that fans should get invested in.
Adam has been a busy boy... new channel and even a new vid on old channel..
I’ve been watching Five Points videos for years, and this is the first time I’ve heard his name is Adam.
I remember that ESPN article. If I recall, it was after Matt Cassell had a good season with the Patriots after not starting a game in College. Guessing they looking for the next Matt Cassell.
A famous terrible take here in New England is from Mike Lombardi, talking up N'Keal Harry who subsequently got picked by his buddy Bill in the first round in 2019: "You take Metcalf before him, you’re an idiot." Yeah...
Rush Limbaugh's infamous take was frosty enough to get him fired.
Gottlieb isn’t maligned enough for his braindead bullshit.
The video can be simply any take from Skip Bayless.
At the risk of straying into Bill Simmons QB-is-75%-Personality territory, no one with Jimmy Clausen's face is going to be a team leader or even someone you can trust with an NFL offense.
Chris Shelton was a fascinating part of an incredible season for the Detroit Tigers in 2006. His hot start help propel the team into the national consciousness. Unfortunately that was all he was able to muster, with him finishing the season in the minors while the Tigers would go on to win the AL pennant.
Skip Bayless has been HANDSOMELY paid to bring the opposite viewpoint of pundit with whom he shares the stage. I'm convinced he is the journalistic equivalent of the Washington Generals.
Clay Travis needs his own episode. Joe Milton will win the 2023 Heisman and Tennessee will win the natty going 15-0 is my personal favorite
Skip "Johnny Manziel will become even bigger in the city of Cleveland than his buddy and business partner LeBron James ever was." Technically, he was right in the complete opposite way 🤣🤣🤣
I see my own coldest take every year on facebook, where i asked hadn’t KC suffered enough, why did they need Andy Reid.
He was the Eggman, he was the Walrus!
I hate to admit it as a Bills fan, but he worked out a hell lot better than you'd hoped for.
@@chaosgreyblood like i said, shockingly cold take. Bills are my AFC team, so yeah, i feel the pain.
A sportswriter in New York wrote back in 2000 "Patriots will regret hiring Belichick"
This was a trash take back when they got him. He took Donovon McNabb to the Superbowl, what did you think he would do with actual talent?
@@fenixchief7 well that's why they said it was a stone cold take? What's it like being a total douchebag with no friends?
Oh yeah that Chris Shelton situation was crazy. As an Oakland A's fan I noticed this right away also because yeah I know Chris Shelton was on the Detroit tigers but right behind him on home runs in April was Eric Chavez of the Oakland A's. He was always hitting around 27 to 29 home runs a year but he started the season so strong and looked like he was going to actually have a career year. And Chris Shelton was obviously berserk in April of 2006 and he looked like he was just going to be the best player in the league at least in terms of home runs and it's crazy how he just fell apart so fast. Eric Chavez also fell apart that year. Despite being on pace to probably hitting at least 50 home runs or very close to it, Eric Chavez was so inconsistent afterwards that his total ended up being 21 home runs I think when he started off the season with nine if I'm not mistaken. It was a long time ago but it's just crazy how that turned out.
As an eagles fan i am very appreciative of mike Lombardi criticism of doug pederson. If anything for the jason kelce superbowl speech
No mention of Kendrick Perkins? His 0 championships for the Warriors after 2021 was hilarious.
Back in the day, I had a sports blog with a minor audience (probably 1% of FPV's CZcams subscriber base). My ice-cold take in my 2001 NFL preview was that Bill Belichick would be fired before the end of the season and would be lucky to be a defensive coordinator again.
This is kinda an easy list to do, people always saying crazy stuff to get click bait on the Internet, but doing it in reverse, people who said outlandish shit that turned out to be right, wayyy harder.
Only one that comes to mind is Merrill Hoge saying that the Giants were going to beat the undefeated Pats. That man is the prognosticator of prognosticators.
What’s even crazier is Chase Daniel has a Super Bowl ring.
I was in high school when the 1993 NBA draft happened, and my friend said Shawn Bradley should be the #1 and was shocked when he went second after Chris Webber. This same friend also said Bradley would have a better career than the previous year's #1 pick, Shaq. Thats a zero-kelvin freezing cold take.
I do believe that Max Kellerman's cold take that Brady was going over a cliff should have been on this list.
"Fucking Timberwolves man" well look at us now. Who would've thunk it?
Thank you for cold shout out of nick wright. I can not stand to hear him, see him, or even think of him as valid in any way.
This video should be just a Skip highlight reel
Chris Shelton is a Detroit Tigers legend. AKA Orange Crush. His remarkable first month or two of the season actually propelled the Tigers into the playoffs and then the World Series that year.
I bristle at the comment about last names containing “hack,” but to be fair it would have been foolish for any NFL team to draft or hire me.
this video should be renamed to “The Absolute Worst (Sorry I only Watch 3 Sports) Takes of (Actually pretty recent except for the last one) TIME”
On the Eagles hiring of Doug Pederson, Mike Lombardi specifically said that Pederson “isn't a head coach” and he “might be less qualified to coach a team than anyone I've ever seen in my 30-plus years in the NFL
I'd say the amount of spin he tried generating to make Josh McDaniels look good in Vegas was worse. That his son happened to be a coordinator I'm sure was just a coincidence.
Kevin Keegan: I'd just love it if they beat them. Love it.
"I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now" - Urinating Tree
As in Arizona fan this is a tough video to watch, that's why I can tell you Hackenberg did play for the Cardinals and got to start I think two games during Kylars missing time.
I believe it was the 2016 season, but White Sox announcer and all around D-bag Hawk Harrelson was calling the Cubs-Sox series on TV. I nearly did a spit take when I heard him say, verbatim, "Kris Bryant is good, but he's no Todd Frasier." 🤣🤣🤣
Any PSU fan could’ve told you Hackenberg wasn’t going to make it in the NFL.
Good god that is a cursed image of Skip Bayless on the thumbnail
How about that guy that was interviewing Tiger Woods at the beginning of his career?...."You'll learn."
Skip’s name tells you what to do with his every take.
First time catching this 1 min after being uploaded lol
“Chase Daniel wanted to be a mountain climber, not because he wanted climb a mountain, but he wanted to hang out at base camp. He’d grow a beard, and drink hot chocolate. ‘Hey you going up?’ And he reply, ‘soon’.”
Yes, this is a paraphrased Mitch Hedberg joke.
ESPN claiming that the Nets will win titles when everybody and their mama knew that it was going to be a disaster.
As a jets fan just hearing the name Christian Hackenberg gives me nightmares
I remember being excited about the Knicks hiring Phil Jackson before they completely cratered.
The one good thing about that hiring is it apparently made James Dolan realize he "didn't know anything about basketball" and he started taking more of a backseat approach.
all bangers all the time
Skip Bayless and Kendrick Perkins alone could fill a 3 hour video.
Hey I remember Chris Shelton! He was my favorite tiger for like a month
I remember Hackenberg he was terrible. Lebron saying him, Wade and Bosh would win 5 Titles they only won 3. Sure they were successful but it was what they promised.
Charles Barkley saying shooting teams can’t win in the nba than warriors changed the game
Jimmy Clausen was hyped because of his brothers. He happened to be better than them, but still isn’t saying much. Name recognition got him drafted.
Nick Wright isn't as bad as Skip. His rant about A-A-Ron Rodgers a few months back was hilarious AND on point.
'Member when ESPN was good? I 'member.
Doug Gottlieb didn't watch Curry against that National championship KU team.
The newspaper in Vegas is the Las Vegas Review Journal. We used to call it the RJ growing up. Great video otherwise 😊
Chris "Red Pop" Shelton, god that was an incredible year. To be fair, he did help lead the Tigers to the World Series so at least he did accomplish something
Surprising that Colin Cowherd didnt make it to the list for all his comments about how Ben Simmons was gonna be the GOAT
Jerry Krause - Organisations win Championships
He just got lucky he had Jordan because Portland made a terrible mistake
Chris Shelton with the Linsanity run half a decade before it was a thing lmao go Tigers
I suspect the Las Vegas Journal Review article wasn't necessarily a hot take so much as it was making a point about what kind of hot start Shelton was on to begin the season.
A video a dumb things Nick Wrights says would be at least an hour
May favorite bad take which was from Nick wright was when for when wentz went down he consistently said the eagles would lose even after dog walking their opponents
Says ‘sports’ and then only lists American sports lol
It's not a bad take when you say IF a player keeps this pace up he will do such and such. The LVRJ was correct with its assessment.
You should do a video of Stan kroenke. Jsaw that dude just needs an MLB team but has teams in all other pro sports
Being a dentist will probably mean more long term savings than most NFL players
Regardless of how his career turned out, Shelton's little hot streak probably was a blast for him to experience. Anomalies in baseball are fun.
An entire episode can be done on all the bad Mahomes takes from when he was drafted. Shannon Sharp likes to brag now about being on Mahomes’ side but he definitely wasn’t that way when he got drafted!
"Tom Brady falling off a cliff" is an all time great one.
Thought this was gonna all be skip bayless or that guy that’s been claiming Tom Brady was gonna fall off a cliff
I'd like to see another one of these with one of Colin Cowherd's takes included
I know a bad take is hilarious, especially with pundits who constantly have to be the center of attention, but at least Kiper can say he created the actual position (or at least made it mainstream). Dude created a whole new thing, and that has to be somewhat interesting. A lot of dbags are "famous" here because of him.
As time has gone on I can’t believe anyone would ever speak definitively on the draft across sports. It’s nutty to make guarantees on something that is that much of a shit show.
One problem with trying to guess if a college player will make it in the pros, is that sometimes the prognosticator doesn't know about any "issues" the player may have.
Exhibit 1: DeShawn Watson.
Also: 10:16 However, the key word here is "If". *If* he did indeed keep up that pace of homers, that Vegas paper would have been right. Extremely unlikely, but logically speaking - that statement isn't wrong.
My old camp coworker recorded a sack on Hackenburg in HS.
I'd love to hear cold takes from Colin Cowherd, we need a part 2!